Ny hemsida på gång

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(♪♪♪)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull
‎‭♥‏‏ Colored by novabros‏‏‏‎

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SARAH: Fear.

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Fear is something
that everyone experiences.

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Fear is a feeling
that we all know.

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For me, a fear
that shaped my life was…

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(SIGHS)

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God, that sucks.

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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

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(SIGHS)

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“Recount a time
when you faced a fear,

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challenge or failure.

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How did it define you,
or how did you overcome it?”

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(♪♪♪)

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(RATTLING)

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Hello?

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Hello?

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(ROARS)
(YELPS)

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(LAUGHING)

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Tyler What are you doing?

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Are you crazy?
My mom is gonna hear you.

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You see this mask?

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Got it on sale.

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Very scary.

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Sorry.
I was in the neighborhood.

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– I texted you like 10 times.
– I told you my phone’s off.

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If I miss this deadline,
I don’t get into Columbia.

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You’ll be here with me
the next four years.

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Consider me your safety school.
Close by, good parties…

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Oh, really. Do you also offer
a creative-writing program?

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Oh, I’m super creative.
Look, I got you a care package.

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– Pringles. And a little bit of Red Bull.
– Heh.

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– Thank you.
– You’re welcome.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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You are so busted.

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– So, so busted.
– I’ve got it.

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Mom,
this is not what it looks like.

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KATHY: No, I know what it is.
I heard the entire thing.

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Do people
not whisper anymore?

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“Hey, I brought Pringles
and Red Bull.”

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“You better be quiet
’cause my mom will hear us.”

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(KATHY STAMPS FEET)

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Tyler, go home.

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Okay.
Uh, just to clarify,

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do you mean back out the window
or out the front?

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Okay, I’ll use the window.

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Sorry, Sarah,
I’ll see you tomorrow.

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Ooh! I’m good.

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Ah! Still good!

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– Go to bed.
– Mom, I can explain.

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We’ll discuss this
in the morning.

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– Sam is gonna love this.
– You go to bed too.

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– What’d I do?
– I don’t need a wingman.

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– Okay. Going to bed.
– Hmph.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(♪♪♪)

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Ow.

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You need to stop
electrocuting yourself

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– and eat your breakfast.
– Mom, this is due tomorrow,

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and it’s worth 50 percent
of my grade.

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How about you eat 50 percent
of your eggs?

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(POWER WHINES)

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Sonny, seriously?

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Sorry. I’m getting close.

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(DOORBELL RINGING)

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Coming.

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Coming!

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Morning, Ms. Quinn.

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– Good morning, Sam.
– How you doing?

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MAN: Kathy! Thank
you for taking Sam.

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We’ll be back in three days.
We owe you.

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You definitely do.

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(HORN HONKS)
(CHUCKLING)

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Sonny!
Grab your backpack.

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Sarah, let’s go!
I’ve got an errand to run

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– on the way to school.
SARAH: Coming!

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My condolences on your bust
last night.

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Good thing I’m here,
in case any other dudes

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try to climb
through your window.

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Sonny. I’m gonna kill you.

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Kill him in the car.
Okay Go, go, go.

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Halloween with pumpkins
And mice

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Halloween, it’s so nice

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Halloween

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– Faster, faster.
With pumpkins and mice

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Hey, Kathy.
Hey, kids. Heh, heh.

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Mr. Chu.

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Wow, you practically got
a theme park here.

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Check this out.

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(WHIRRING)

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Oh, my… Oh! Whoa!

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(CHUCKLING)
It’s like being in the movies!

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I’m gonna have these puppies
up and running in no time.

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You know, for the kids.

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– Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
– All right. Bye.

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He doesn’t actually have kids,
does he?

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No, he does not.

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Ooh!

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(♪♪♪)

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All right, everybody,
let’s make this quick.

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You can each pick out a pumpkin
to carve if you want to,

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but meet me at
the register in five minutes,

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– all right?
– Okay.

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Alrighty.

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Right here Really?

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Yes, here. Everywhere.
It’s called marketing.

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Anything you wanna
say to me?

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Mom… Mom, I was
working all night. I swear.

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I swear,
Tyler just snuck over and…

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I’ve just been so stuck
on this essay…

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You’re a great writer.
You always have been.

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When you have to sum up
your whole life in one essay,

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it all just sounds so…

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unimpressive.

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Honey. I think you’re very
impressive and very capable.

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You do?

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Thank you.

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I do.

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Which is why I need you
to watch Sonny and Sam

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this week
while I’m working doubles.

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Mom! No!
My essay is due Friday.

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Sonny’s bigger than me.
He doesn’t need a babysitter.

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Ha, ha. Have you seen what he
blows up when he’s supervised?

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Hon, I know you’re focused
on getting out of here.

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But if I don’t cover
these shifts at work,

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I could lose my job.

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I need to know
I can count on you.

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Okay. Fine.

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– Really?
– Yes, really.

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Well, you have earned yourself
some corn cushions, little lady.

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Really Mom.

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(BEEPS)

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You’re looking real nice today.

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Thank you. Heh, heh.
Blue is very in this year.

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– I see you got the memo.
– I guess we’re in the know.

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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Okay. Hey, you know,
the adult diapers

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are 2-for-1
if you wanna grab another.

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– I just need one today.
– Okay. All right.

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I don’t need them.
They’re for the nursing home

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– where I work.
– Of course.

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– I… I don’t… Heh, heh.
– Hey, no judgment.

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– Um, okay. Heh, heh.
– I use a toilet. Heh, heh.

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All right. Well, hopefully,
I’ll, uh, see you around soon.

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Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for checking me out.

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Ringing up my purchases.
You know.

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Yes. Yeah. Well, both.

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– Yeah. Heh.
– I’ll just get my diapers and go.

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Yeah.

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Happy Halloween!

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

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BOY: Yeah, I can help you.

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GIRL: Hey, wait up!

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(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)

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Oh, dude,
science fair sign-ups.

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If I can just get
my Tesla Tower to work,

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easily win. It’d be so cool.

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What do you mean?
You’re already cool.

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We are treasure hunters.
People respect us around here.

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(LAUGHING)

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– Ew.
TOMMY: Hey, Junk Bros.

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SAM: Spit wads What are you, 9?

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What’d you say?

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(WHISPERING)
Sam, what are you doing?

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I got this.

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You know,

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we were gonna TP Principal
Harrison’s house tomorrow night.

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But now,
I think I’m just gonna spend

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the whole night
chasing you guys around.

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Hey. Boys,
move it or you’re tardy.

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Of course, Ms. Hoover.

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I was just extolling
to my good friends Sam and Sonny

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my deep love for homework
and all things learning.

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Get to class.

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Yeah.

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What a jerk.

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I’d like to check
this book out, please.

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And you are…?

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Tyler Mitchell.

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Okay, Tyler Mitchell.

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Oh. Yeah, you have four books

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you haven’t returned
since sophomore year.

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And your account is frozen.

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Damn.

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It’s gonna cost 40 bucks
to unfreeze it.

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I just spent it
on tickets for us

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to see DJ Bisky
at the Den tonight.

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You have to come.
You can’t say no.

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My way of saying sorry
for getting you busted.

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I-I can’t.
My mom is making me

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watch my stupid brother
all week and his friend…

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Come on. Don’t wait for college
to start having fun.

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Show starts at 8.

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Get your brother
a babysitter.

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(♪♪♪)

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Okay. Sam, what do you think?

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Nice. Looks just like you.

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(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

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Hello.

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Yeah. Yeah, you’re speaking
to a Junk Brother.

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Yes, ma’am. This afternoon?

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Let me check with my associate.

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– Hang up on her.
– This is our opportunity.

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– We’re too busy. Stop it.
– We’re doing this.

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I have my Tesla Tower project,
I have algebra. No way.

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– Fine, fine, fine! Whatever.
– Sam.

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All right. Fine.

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You are in luck.
Yeah, we can squeeze you in.

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24 Ashley Lane?

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No, no problem. No problem.

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Yeah. Fear not, ma’am.
Junk is our middle name.

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(PHONE BEEPS)

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“Junk is our…”?
Do you even hear yourself?

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Get your shoes on.
It’s time to get rich!

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I already have my shoes on.

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(♪♪♪)

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I guess this is it.
24 Ashley Lane.

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Twenty-four is the number
of people murdered here.

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All right, Sonny.

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Let’s do this.

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(CROW CAWING)

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Hey. I don’t like the way
those things are looking at us.

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We’re treasure hunters, Sonny,
remember. Come on.

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(DOOR CREAKS)

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Hello?

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SONNY: Some treasure.

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This place
is definitely haunted.

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Dude, there’s more stuff
over here. Come on.

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This room’s
even worse.

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Come on, Sonny,
it’s not that bad.

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There is nothing
to be afraid of.

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(BOTH YELL)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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SAM: Who stuffs a cat?

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How much are they paying us
for this?

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(GRUNTS)

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Can’t believe you said
we’d work for free.

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Not for free.
The lady said

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we could keep any junk
we don’t throw away.

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Some of that stuff
can have monetary value.

242
00:13:22,551 –> 00:13:24,685
You know what else
has monetary value, Sam?

243
00:13:24,687 –> 00:13:27,222
– Actual money.
– Just start cleaning. Come on.

244
00:13:30,959 –> 00:13:33,594
Found some more stuff
in the attic.

245
00:13:33,596 –> 00:13:36,766
SAM: Okay, what do we got?
– Maybe this is worth something.

246
00:13:40,436 –> 00:13:41,735
It’s stuck.

247
00:13:41,737 –> 00:13:43,272
(GRUNTING)

248
00:13:48,578 –> 00:13:50,480
(♪♪♪)

249
00:13:56,018 –> 00:13:58,320
Dude, I think
we just found a treasure chest!

250
00:13:58,322 –> 00:14:00,455
– Go get it.
– Jackpot!

251
00:14:00,457 –> 00:14:03,191
This is amazing.
It’s like a whole room in here.

252
00:14:03,193 –> 00:14:05,462
I told you.
We come here, we find treasure.

253
00:14:07,964 –> 00:14:10,365
Help me with this.
I bet this thing

254
00:14:10,367 –> 00:14:12,702
is filled with gold
and diamonds and Bitcoins.

255
00:14:12,704 –> 00:14:15,103
Uh, you know Bitcoins
are cryptocurrency, right?

256
00:14:15,105 –> 00:14:17,305
It’s not real coins,
it’s virtual coins.

257
00:14:17,307 –> 00:14:20,175
It’s really cool. It starts
with a process called mining…

258
00:14:20,177 –> 00:14:22,143
Stop being a nerd
for a second and help.

259
00:14:22,145 –> 00:14:24,179
– Yeah, sorry.
– Thank you. Here.

260
00:14:24,181 –> 00:14:27,785
All right. You ready?
Three, two, and…

261
00:14:31,356 –> 00:14:32,523
What?

262
00:14:36,594 –> 00:14:38,461
It’s locked.

263
00:14:38,463 –> 00:14:40,262
Who would lock a book?

264
00:14:40,264 –> 00:14:41,966
Here’s a key.

265
00:14:44,168 –> 00:14:45,635
(BOTH COUGH)

266
00:14:45,637 –> 00:14:47,671
Oh, man.

267
00:14:47,673 –> 00:14:49,374
(GROANS)
(SIGHS)

268
00:14:52,143 –> 00:14:54,176
SAM: Well, what’s in it?

269
00:14:54,178 –> 00:14:56,248
Nothing.
It’s just a beat-up old book.

270
00:14:57,915 –> 00:14:59,685
Doesn’t have a title page.

271
00:15:01,919 –> 00:15:04,321
– So much for treasure.
– Well, look.

272
00:15:04,323 –> 00:15:06,757
We still have all this stuff.
This is a good haul.

273
00:15:06,759 –> 00:15:08,258
Just grab the book anyway.

274
00:15:08,260 –> 00:15:10,427
– It’s gotta be worth something.
– Yeah.

275
00:15:10,429 –> 00:15:12,028
(GASPS)

276
00:15:12,030 –> 00:15:13,932
(♪♪♪)

277
00:15:15,100 –> 00:15:17,704
Sam. Sam, turn around.

278
00:15:19,071 –> 00:15:21,305
(GASPS)

279
00:15:21,307 –> 00:15:23,243
SAM: Where did that come from?

280
00:15:38,658 –> 00:15:42,061
“My name is Slappy.
What’s yours?”

281
00:15:45,365 –> 00:15:48,232
Wait, I think it says something
on the back.

282
00:15:48,234 –> 00:15:52,939
SONNY: “Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

283
00:15:56,477 –> 00:15:58,076
He’s so creepy.

284
00:15:58,078 –> 00:16:00,379
It’s kind of like he’s alive.

285
00:16:00,381 –> 00:16:02,080
I don’t think
anything’s been alive

286
00:16:02,082 –> 00:16:03,482
in this house
since that cat.

287
00:16:03,484 –> 00:16:05,617
I mean, look at this place.

288
00:16:05,619 –> 00:16:07,654
– But I’m alive now!
– Aah!

289
00:16:07,656 –> 00:16:10,055
Oh, Sonny, just give me a kiss.
Just one smooch.

290
00:16:10,057 –> 00:16:12,257
– That’s not funny.
– Yes, it is. It’s hilarious.

291
00:16:12,259 –> 00:16:14,326
It’s a business.
We’re running a business.

292
00:16:14,328 –> 00:16:15,662
Take this more seriously.

293
00:16:15,664 –> 00:16:17,397
It’s too easy, Sonny.
Come on, man.

294
00:16:17,399 –> 00:16:18,964
Hey, I’m taking him.

295
00:16:18,966 –> 00:16:20,966
SONNY: Don’t know why
you took that thing.

296
00:16:20,968 –> 00:16:23,101
– What do you mean He’s awesome.
– Whatever.

297
00:16:23,103 –> 00:16:26,773
TOMMY: Hey, it’s the Junk Sisters!

298
00:16:26,775 –> 00:16:28,475
Oh, great.

299
00:16:28,477 –> 00:16:30,977
Well, at least we know
our marketing’s working.

300
00:16:30,979 –> 00:16:33,781
No teacher around
to save you now.

301
00:16:33,783 –> 00:16:36,049
Hey, are you wearing
my old sweater

302
00:16:36,051 –> 00:16:37,283
from my grandma’s yard sale?

303
00:16:37,285 –> 00:16:38,551
(ALL LAUGH)

304
00:16:38,553 –> 00:16:39,689
Leave us alone.

305
00:16:41,056 –> 00:16:42,456
Okay.

306
00:16:42,458 –> 00:16:44,592
Give me back my sweater
and I’ll let you go.

307
00:16:44,594 –> 00:16:45,826
Really?

308
00:16:45,828 –> 00:16:47,430
Unless you want
your face punched.

309
00:16:50,266 –> 00:16:52,335
(SIGHING)
Whatever.

310
00:16:54,871 –> 00:16:56,138
And your box.

311
00:16:59,709 –> 00:17:03,277
Fine. Just take it.

312
00:17:03,279 –> 00:17:04,612
Yo, what we got?

313
00:17:04,614 –> 00:17:06,815
– What’s this?
– Let’s see. Old radio.

314
00:17:06,817 –> 00:17:09,183
BOY 1: Is that a ruler?
BOY 2: That’s a dog toy.

315
00:17:09,185 –> 00:17:11,553
A stupid book.

316
00:17:11,555 –> 00:17:13,320
Wow.

317
00:17:13,322 –> 00:17:15,857
Great business
you guys are running.

318
00:17:15,859 –> 00:17:17,792
Heh. Your turn.

319
00:17:17,794 –> 00:17:20,328
No. No,
I’m not giving you my box.

320
00:17:20,330 –> 00:17:23,465
Sam, just give it to him.
I like my face unpunched.

321
00:17:23,467 –> 00:17:25,536
No way.
We worked for this stuff.

322
00:17:26,603 –> 00:17:28,370
– Hey, Tommy!
TOMMY: Oh!

323
00:17:28,372 –> 00:17:30,105
– Look at that.
– Tommy, give him back!

324
00:17:30,107 –> 00:17:32,607
Want your doll You dress him up
when you get home?

325
00:17:32,609 –> 00:17:34,442
SAM: Tommy, this isn’t funny.

326
00:17:34,444 –> 00:17:35,579
SONNY: Sam…

327
00:17:37,114 –> 00:17:38,548
What the…?

328
00:17:38,550 –> 00:17:39,918
(SAM & SONNY LAUGH)

329
00:17:45,557 –> 00:17:46,724
What is going on?

330
00:17:48,226 –> 00:17:49,659
BOY 1: Tommy, pull up your pants!

331
00:17:49,661 –> 00:17:51,127
They’re stuck.

332
00:17:51,129 –> 00:17:53,362
Thank you very much.
Sonny, we need to go!

333
00:17:53,364 –> 00:17:57,166
Go! Go! Go! No, don’t touch
my underwear! God! Stop!

334
00:17:57,168 –> 00:18:00,102
No! Go get them!
No! Go get them!

335
00:18:00,104 –> 00:18:02,572
– Go!
– Okay, okay, okay!

336
00:18:02,574 –> 00:18:04,475
(♪♪♪)

337
00:18:10,015 –> 00:18:11,748
Better pedal faster!

338
00:18:11,750 –> 00:18:13,050
Oh, no.

339
00:18:13,052 –> 00:18:14,885
Come on,
don’t make it easy for us!

340
00:18:14,887 –> 00:18:16,118
We need to go!

341
00:18:16,120 –> 00:18:17,888
We’re gonna get you, man!

342
00:18:17,890 –> 00:18:19,291
They’re gaining on us!

343
00:18:21,360 –> 00:18:22,494
Faster!

344
00:18:26,599 –> 00:18:28,100
(ALL GRUNT)

345
00:18:31,537 –> 00:18:34,204
(ALL GROANING)

346
00:18:34,206 –> 00:18:37,075
– What just happened?
– I have no idea.

347
00:18:37,077 –> 00:18:40,044
Get back here, you two!

348
00:18:40,046 –> 00:18:42,914
Ah.
Why does this keep happening?

349
00:18:42,916 –> 00:18:45,416
Sarah!
You won’t believe what happened.

350
00:18:45,418 –> 00:18:47,185
You are never
going to believe this.

351
00:18:47,187 –> 00:18:49,420
We were in this crazy,
abandoned, creepy house

352
00:18:49,422 –> 00:18:51,789
and found this fireplace,
which had a cat on it I twisted.

353
00:18:51,791 –> 00:18:54,059
It went to a secret
compartment that opened.

354
00:18:54,061 –> 00:18:55,727
Then there was a treasure chest.

355
00:18:55,729 –> 00:18:58,897
Okay, but long story short,
we found…

356
00:18:58,899 –> 00:19:00,600
this guy!

357
00:19:02,168 –> 00:19:03,434
Th-this guy.

358
00:19:03,436 –> 00:19:05,738
This… guy.

359
00:19:05,740 –> 00:19:09,341
Wow. It’s like you’re actively
trying not to be cool.

360
00:19:09,343 –> 00:19:12,611
Here. Mom specifically said
you should fold the laundry.

361
00:19:12,613 –> 00:19:16,118
I’ll be in my room if you
need me, but do not need me.

362
00:19:20,655 –> 00:19:22,488
Hey, Sarah?

363
00:19:22,490 –> 00:19:25,591
This specifically says you are
supposed to fold the laundry.

364
00:19:25,593 –> 00:19:26,826
(DOOR CLOSES)

365
00:19:26,828 –> 00:19:28,094
Sarah.

366
00:19:28,096 –> 00:19:30,096
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

367
00:19:30,098 –> 00:19:31,765
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

368
00:19:31,767 –> 00:19:33,600
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

369
00:19:33,602 –> 00:19:40,340
I spend all the time
Waiting at night for you

370
00:19:40,342 –> 00:19:43,643
What am I doing?

371
00:19:43,645 –> 00:19:46,279
SONNY: We already banned jumping.

372
00:19:46,281 –> 00:19:49,616
SAM: I banned sucking, yet here you are.
Now, come on.

373
00:19:49,618 –> 00:19:52,752
Hey! Yes!

374
00:19:52,754 –> 00:19:54,187
Yes!

375
00:19:54,189 –> 00:19:55,655
It’s 4 to 1.
Why are you celebrating?

376
00:19:55,657 –> 00:19:57,792
Scoring is a reason
for celebration.

377
00:19:57,794 –> 00:19:59,894
SARAH: Bye, I’m leaving!

378
00:19:59,896 –> 00:20:02,496
– Where you going?
– Out. I’ll be back by 10.

379
00:20:02,498 –> 00:20:04,498
If Mom calls,
tell her I’m in the shower.

380
00:20:04,500 –> 00:20:07,068
You were gonna help me
with my science presentation.

381
00:20:07,070 –> 00:20:08,335
There’s two dummies
on the couch.

382
00:20:08,337 –> 00:20:09,570
Practice on one of them.

383
00:20:09,572 –> 00:20:11,338
Ouch.

384
00:20:11,340 –> 00:20:13,240
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

385
00:20:13,242 –> 00:20:15,179
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

386
00:20:17,014 –> 00:20:18,916
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

387
00:20:44,142 –> 00:20:45,275
Tyler!

388
00:20:59,524 –> 00:21:01,793
(DANCE MUSIC FADES INTO BACKGROUND)

389
00:21:08,099 –> 00:21:11,002
(♪♪♪)

390
00:21:25,151 –> 00:21:26,317
(SIGHS)

391
00:21:36,462 –> 00:21:37,797
(ENGINE STARTS)

392
00:21:43,270 –> 00:21:45,604
SAM: All right, there we go.

393
00:21:48,809 –> 00:21:51,144
Okay. And…

394
00:21:53,312 –> 00:21:58,149
Sergeant, your orders
are to guard this porch.

395
00:21:58,151 –> 00:22:00,351
It was more than
a hundred years ago

396
00:22:00,353 –> 00:22:02,620
when Nikola Tesla
first lit up the sky

397
00:22:02,622 –> 00:22:04,256
over Wardenclyffe, New York.

398
00:22:04,258 –> 00:22:05,990
Tesla wanted to create a world

399
00:22:05,992 –> 00:22:07,826
where anything
could be transmitted

400
00:22:07,828 –> 00:22:09,327
through giant electric towers:

401
00:22:09,329 –> 00:22:13,531
Power, sound,
maybe even brain waves.

402
00:22:13,533 –> 00:22:16,501
It was like
the original Wi-Fi.

403
00:22:16,503 –> 00:22:20,840
But suddenly and mysteriously,
he shut down his lab in 1908.

404
00:22:20,842 –> 00:22:23,609
His tower
never lit up the sky again.

405
00:22:23,611 –> 00:22:24,844
Until…

406
00:22:24,846 –> 00:22:26,111
today!

407
00:22:26,113 –> 00:22:27,682
May I have a volunteer?

408
00:22:28,783 –> 00:22:30,783
You, sir, in the gray suit.

409
00:22:30,785 –> 00:22:34,355
Hold this
and prepare to be amazed.

410
00:22:35,990 –> 00:22:37,489
I present to you all:

411
00:22:37,491 –> 00:22:38,659
Tesla!

412
00:22:41,964 –> 00:22:43,298
(POWER WHINES)

413
00:22:45,033 –> 00:22:46,500
(SIGHS)

414
00:22:49,537 –> 00:22:51,605
Don’t give me that look.

415
00:22:51,607 –> 00:22:53,807
I’m trying
to bring back your tower.

416
00:22:53,809 –> 00:22:55,141
(♪♪♪)

417
00:22:55,143 –> 00:22:57,177
SLAPPY: Bravo.

418
00:22:57,179 –> 00:23:00,981
I, for one, think it’s
an electrifying presentation.

419
00:23:00,983 –> 00:23:02,718
(CACKLES)

420
00:23:05,053 –> 00:23:08,124
Sam. I’m not
gonna fall for that again.

421
00:23:09,825 –> 00:23:12,059
Ha-ha-ha. Very funny.

422
00:23:12,061 –> 00:23:13,727
It’s like a microphone?

423
00:23:13,729 –> 00:23:16,429
You’re talking through
your cell phone or something?

424
00:23:16,431 –> 00:23:19,200
Sam.
Sam, it’s a stupid prank.

425
00:23:19,202 –> 00:23:21,738
You ever heard
of personal space Mm!

426
00:23:27,510 –> 00:23:28,878
(GRUNTS)

427
00:23:32,081 –> 00:23:33,881
How are you talking
to me right now?

428
00:23:33,883 –> 00:23:38,086
You brought me to life.
Don’t you remember, Sonny?

429
00:23:38,088 –> 00:23:39,854
– Sam?
SAM: What?

430
00:23:39,856 –> 00:23:41,722
What’s the problem?

431
00:23:41,724 –> 00:23:43,424
Just come up here. Please.

432
00:23:43,426 –> 00:23:45,593
Dude, I told you,
I don’t care about Tesla.

433
00:23:45,595 –> 00:23:47,729
– Right now, Sam.
SAM: Fine!

434
00:23:47,731 –> 00:23:50,065
I’ve always wanted a brother.

435
00:23:50,067 –> 00:23:52,434
Please don’t try
to educate me on Tesla.

436
00:23:52,436 –> 00:23:57,541
Hello, Sam. Thank you for saving
me from that moron today.

437
00:23:58,609 –> 00:24:00,343
Oh, he’s battery-operated.

438
00:24:00,345 –> 00:24:02,544
(WHISPERING) No, no, no.
Sam, Sam, he’s alive.

439
00:24:02,546 –> 00:24:04,613
SLAPPY: Sorry for what
happened with Tommy.

440
00:24:04,615 –> 00:24:07,749
I guess you could say
he got hosed.

441
00:24:07,751 –> 00:24:10,219
(CACKLES)

442
00:24:10,221 –> 00:24:11,988
– That was you?
SLAPPY: Yep.

443
00:24:11,990 –> 00:24:16,592
And now that we’re family,
we can be brothers!

444
00:24:16,594 –> 00:24:18,930
I think I’d make
a great Junk Brother.

445
00:24:20,498 –> 00:24:23,499
Right. Just a sec. Sidebar.

446
00:24:23,501 –> 00:24:24,801
Are we losing our minds?

447
00:24:24,803 –> 00:24:26,736
I don’t think
we can at the same time.

448
00:24:26,738 –> 00:24:28,071
Okay, but just to clarify,

449
00:24:28,073 –> 00:24:29,806
we’re talking
to a puppet right now.

450
00:24:29,808 –> 00:24:31,042
Yeah.

451
00:24:32,744 –> 00:24:34,347
Maybe he’s alive.

452
00:24:36,581 –> 00:24:40,317
Of course I’m alive!
Heh-heh-heh.

453
00:24:40,319 –> 00:24:44,154
And I can make
all your problems go away.

454
00:24:44,156 –> 00:24:47,360
Didn’t your sister tell you
to fold the laundry?

455
00:24:50,496 –> 00:24:53,831
There. Now you have time
to do your homework.

456
00:24:53,833 –> 00:24:57,134
Oh, what’s that You don’t want
to do your homework?

457
00:24:57,136 –> 00:24:59,638
That’s okay.
I just did it for you.

458
00:25:01,640 –> 00:25:03,542
(♪♪♪)

459
00:25:06,779 –> 00:25:08,612
You know algebra?

460
00:25:08,614 –> 00:25:10,514
A squared
plus B squared equals

461
00:25:10,516 –> 00:25:12,549
of course! Heh, heh.

462
00:25:12,551 –> 00:25:15,887
This is amazing.
It’s all correct.

463
00:25:15,889 –> 00:25:17,856
So you can change
all of our grades.

464
00:25:17,858 –> 00:25:21,327
I can only change
the things right in front of me.

465
00:25:21,329 –> 00:25:24,931
But whatever I see,
I can bring to life.

466
00:25:26,367 –> 00:25:29,368
Karru marri odonna loma

467
00:25:29,370 –> 00:25:33,239
molonu karrano.

468
00:25:33,241 –> 00:25:35,673
ANNOUNCER: Round one. Fight!

469
00:25:35,675 –> 00:25:39,011
(BOTH SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

470
00:25:39,013 –> 00:25:40,481
(BOTH GRUNTING)

471
00:25:42,283 –> 00:25:43,949
SONNY: That is awesome.

472
00:25:43,951 –> 00:25:47,787
I will never question
picking up junk again.

473
00:25:47,789 –> 00:25:49,955
Wait until Mom
and Sarah find out.

474
00:25:49,957 –> 00:25:51,223
(GROANS)

475
00:25:51,225 –> 00:25:53,025
SLAPPY: Slow your roll there, kid.

476
00:25:53,027 –> 00:25:56,562
Let’s just keep this
our little secret for now.

477
00:25:56,564 –> 00:26:00,666
Give me a chance
to win them over first.

478
00:26:00,668 –> 00:26:02,536
(CACKLES)

479
00:26:02,538 –> 00:26:04,905
(CAR NOISES PLAYING OVER TV)

480
00:26:04,907 –> 00:26:08,008
SLAPPY: Ah, you’re terrible at this.
Heh-heh-heh.

481
00:26:08,010 –> 00:26:10,043
I’m literally crushing you
right now.

482
00:26:10,045 –> 00:26:12,345
Can’t believe you’re losing
to a puppet.

483
00:26:12,347 –> 00:26:15,550
Right. And I’m not
even using my magical powers.

484
00:26:15,552 –> 00:26:16,718
– Heh. Hm?
(DOOR SLAMS)

485
00:26:21,857 –> 00:26:23,623
Back so soon?

486
00:26:23,625 –> 00:26:25,460
– Don’t ask.
SONNY: Are you okay?

487
00:26:25,462 –> 00:26:27,627
– What happened?
– What happened?

488
00:26:27,629 –> 00:26:30,730
Well, turns out the guy I liked
is a total scumbag.

489
00:26:30,732 –> 00:26:33,234
Mom expects me to run
this entire house by myself.

490
00:26:33,236 –> 00:26:35,570
And if I don’t figure out
this essay by Friday,

491
00:26:35,572 –> 00:26:39,075
I’m never getting out of this
town. So no, I’m not okay.

492
00:26:43,213 –> 00:26:45,148
Why are you guys
acting so weird?

493
00:26:46,182 –> 00:26:47,416
– Us?
– Nothing.

494
00:26:47,418 –> 00:26:48,850
SAM: No reason at all. Mm-hm.

495
00:26:48,852 –> 00:26:50,519
I’m working
on my science project.

496
00:26:50,521 –> 00:26:52,687
– We’re just playing video games.
– Just us two.

497
00:26:52,689 –> 00:26:55,022
– Nobody else.
SONNY: Mm-hm.

498
00:26:55,024 –> 00:26:56,924
I’m going to bed.

499
00:26:56,926 –> 00:26:58,262
Good night.

500
00:26:59,463 –> 00:27:01,398
(♪♪♪)

501
00:27:03,934 –> 00:27:05,402
Who just said that?

502
00:27:06,737 –> 00:27:08,203
– Me!
– Sam.

503
00:27:08,205 –> 00:27:09,606
(IN RASPY VOICE)
Good night.

504
00:27:09,608 –> 00:27:11,373
SONNY: It’s a new thing we’re doing.

505
00:27:11,375 –> 00:27:13,375
(IN RASPY VOICE) Good night.
Good night.

506
00:27:13,377 –> 00:27:15,277
– Hit the hay.
SONNY: Good night, Sarah.

507
00:27:15,279 –> 00:27:17,514
Night-night.

508
00:27:17,516 –> 00:27:19,748
(NORMALLY)
That is not cool, Slappy.

509
00:27:19,750 –> 00:27:21,286
(CHUCKLES)

510
00:27:25,190 –> 00:27:27,058
(♪♪♪)

511
00:27:42,874 –> 00:27:44,743
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

512
00:28:20,180 –> 00:28:22,049
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

513
00:28:29,722 –> 00:28:32,390
What the hell?

514
00:28:32,392 –> 00:28:36,061
– Ugh. God, they are such tools.
TYLER: Boo!

515
00:28:36,063 –> 00:28:38,863
(GASPS, THEN CHUCKLES)

516
00:28:38,865 –> 00:28:41,567
Missed you at the show
last night.

517
00:28:41,569 –> 00:28:44,403
Bet you did. You have fun?

518
00:28:44,405 –> 00:28:46,572
It was okay.
A bunch of us just hanging out.

519
00:28:46,574 –> 00:28:48,073
Totally casual.

520
00:28:48,075 –> 00:28:49,577
Right.

521
00:28:51,579 –> 00:28:53,913
– What’s with the dummy?
– Oh, him?

522
00:28:53,915 –> 00:28:56,182
We were just hanging out.

523
00:28:56,184 –> 00:28:58,186
Totally casual.

524
00:29:02,557 –> 00:29:04,459
(♪♪♪)

525
00:29:15,671 –> 00:29:17,571
(LOCK CLICKS)

526
00:29:17,573 –> 00:29:18,741
Fly, little ghost.

527
00:29:23,912 –> 00:29:26,980
Hey, whoever that is, can you
toss me up some more string?

528
00:29:26,982 –> 00:29:28,417
SLAPPY: Sure.

529
00:29:33,289 –> 00:29:34,555
(SCOFFS)

530
00:29:34,557 –> 00:29:37,124
Okay.

531
00:29:37,126 –> 00:29:39,926
That’s hilarious.

532
00:29:39,928 –> 00:29:41,329
Sarah?

533
00:29:41,331 –> 00:29:42,764
(SLAPPY CLEARS THROAT)

534
00:29:42,766 –> 00:29:45,832
Oh! Hey, hey, hey,
not funny, not funny.

535
00:29:45,834 –> 00:29:47,834
Sarah, stop fooling around.

536
00:29:47,836 –> 00:29:51,508
I’d say you’re the one
fooling around.

537
00:29:52,942 –> 00:29:54,375
How are you talking?

538
00:29:54,377 –> 00:29:57,412
I love the theater.

539
00:29:57,414 –> 00:30:00,749
I always bring down the house.

540
00:30:00,751 –> 00:30:02,319
(CACKLES)

541
00:30:04,087 –> 00:30:06,555
Wait, no! What are you doing?
What are you doing?

542
00:30:06,557 –> 00:30:08,156
Tell me, Tyler.

543
00:30:08,158 –> 00:30:10,960
What does it say
on that top step?

544
00:30:12,263 –> 00:30:15,097
Uh… It’s not a step?

545
00:30:15,099 –> 00:30:16,931
Maybe you’ll remember that

546
00:30:16,933 –> 00:30:21,205
the next time you
step out of line with my sister.

547
00:30:23,107 –> 00:30:25,744
(YELLS, THEN GROANS)

548
00:30:32,316 –> 00:30:34,684
It was a puppet, man.
It was a puppet.

549
00:30:34,686 –> 00:30:36,686
It had these
supernatural powers.

550
00:30:36,688 –> 00:30:38,722
He could move things
with his mind.

551
00:30:38,724 –> 00:30:40,190
I swear.

552
00:30:40,192 –> 00:30:42,492
She knows! Ask her.
It was in her locker.

553
00:30:42,494 –> 00:30:45,462
Please tell him real quick.
Sarah, tell him!

554
00:30:45,464 –> 00:30:47,664
It’s just the meds
kicking in, sir.

555
00:30:47,666 –> 00:30:49,699
Last guy said he saw a dragon.

556
00:30:49,701 –> 00:30:51,701
It wasn’t a dragon.
It was a puppet.

557
00:30:51,703 –> 00:30:53,638
(♪♪♪)

558
00:31:01,179 –> 00:31:03,012
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

559
00:31:03,014 –> 00:31:04,684
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

560
00:31:07,152 –> 00:31:09,953
Nikola Tesla
constructed this tower

561
00:31:09,955 –> 00:31:12,123
right here in Wardenclyffe,
New York

562
00:31:12,125 –> 00:31:14,825
to beam bolts of electricity
across the world.

563
00:31:14,827 –> 00:31:16,360
And today…

564
00:31:16,362 –> 00:31:19,630
we are going
to beam bolts of electricity

565
00:31:19,632 –> 00:31:21,565
across this classroom.

566
00:31:21,567 –> 00:31:24,535
Someone beam me
out of this classroom.

567
00:31:24,537 –> 00:31:26,838
(STUDENTS CHUCKLE)

568
00:31:26,840 –> 00:31:29,273
May I have a volunteer?

569
00:31:29,275 –> 00:31:31,676
You, ma’am,
in the pink sweater.

570
00:31:31,678 –> 00:31:34,912
Hold that and prepare
to be amazed.

571
00:31:34,914 –> 00:31:36,715
Behold:

572
00:31:36,717 –> 00:31:39,153
The power of Tesla.

573
00:31:40,521 –> 00:31:42,423
(♪♪♪)

574
00:31:54,034 –> 00:31:55,737
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

575
00:32:00,073 –> 00:32:02,577
Mr. Quinn, unplug that now!

576
00:32:03,678 –> 00:32:04,813
(SHRIEKS)

577
00:32:07,114 –> 00:32:08,750
(STUDENTS CLAMORING)

578
00:32:11,453 –> 00:32:12,754
(POWER WHINES)

579
00:32:16,958 –> 00:32:19,060
BOY: That was awesome!

580
00:32:20,962 –> 00:32:25,566
And that was my presentation
on Nikola Tesla.

581
00:32:25,568 –> 00:32:28,369
Any… Any questions?

582
00:32:30,104 –> 00:32:32,171
Today’s picture day!

583
00:32:32,173 –> 00:32:34,108
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)

584
00:32:37,446 –> 00:32:40,514
This is not good.
I’m so busted.

585
00:32:40,516 –> 00:32:42,483
Oh, great,
the fire department’s here?

586
00:32:42,485 –> 00:32:44,987
They’re definitely gonna
make you repeat a grade.

587
00:32:46,755 –> 00:32:49,590
Please tell me you guys
had nothing to do with this.

588
00:32:49,592 –> 00:32:52,025
Sonny blew up the science wing.
It was so cool.

589
00:32:52,027 –> 00:32:54,027
It was an accident.

590
00:32:54,029 –> 00:32:55,630
What are you doing here?

591
00:32:55,632 –> 00:32:58,098
Tyler Mitchell just got loaded
into an ambulance.

592
00:32:58,100 –> 00:33:00,301
He said the dummy
you guys put in my backpack

593
00:33:00,303 –> 00:33:03,805
attacked him
with supernatural powers.

594
00:33:03,807 –> 00:33:06,274
We didn’t put Slappy
in your backpack.

595
00:33:06,276 –> 00:33:07,942
(♪♪♪)

596
00:33:07,944 –> 00:33:09,312
Get in.

597
00:33:11,348 –> 00:33:12,848
SARAH: You’re telling me

598
00:33:12,850 –> 00:33:16,150
that you discovered
a walking, talking dummy

599
00:33:16,152 –> 00:33:17,820
and you didn’t tell me?

600
00:33:17,822 –> 00:33:19,989
He seemed like a nice guy
at the start.

601
00:33:19,991 –> 00:33:23,659
– He had great manners.
– He told us to keep it a secret.

602
00:33:23,661 –> 00:33:25,761
A, I’m your sister.

603
00:33:25,763 –> 00:33:27,429
And B, as a general rule,

604
00:33:27,431 –> 00:33:29,999
when an animated doll
tells you to keep secrets,

605
00:33:30,001 –> 00:33:31,233
that’s a red flag.

606
00:33:31,235 –> 00:33:32,668
He’s not just some doll.

607
00:33:32,670 –> 00:33:34,670
He’s got powers.
He can move stuff with his mind.

608
00:33:34,672 –> 00:33:36,472
You guys, this is insane.

609
00:33:36,474 –> 00:33:39,375
I mean,
why would he go after Tyler?

610
00:33:39,377 –> 00:33:42,511
Maybe he heard you complaining
about him last night.

611
00:33:42,513 –> 00:33:44,382
Great.
What else did I complain about?

612
00:33:46,752 –> 00:33:48,018
Mom.

613
00:33:48,020 –> 00:33:49,922
(♪♪♪)

614
00:33:59,364 –> 00:34:02,699
Hey, kids, you wanna see
the mummies come to life?

615
00:34:02,701 –> 00:34:04,901
– Sorry, Mr. Chu!
– Don’t have time to talk now!

616
00:34:04,903 –> 00:34:06,736
Your loss!

617
00:34:06,738 –> 00:34:08,505
(MUMMY LAUGHS)

618
00:34:08,507 –> 00:34:10,140
– Mom!
– Ms. Quinn!

619
00:34:10,142 –> 00:34:12,709
(KATHY LAUGHS)

620
00:34:12,711 –> 00:34:18,148
Hey. You didn’t tell me you got
a ventriloquist dummy. How fun!

621
00:34:18,150 –> 00:34:20,918
He was sitting at the table
like a little person.

622
00:34:20,920 –> 00:34:24,021
“Hi, kids. My name is Bobo.

623
00:34:24,023 –> 00:34:26,591
And I like listening to Mom.”
Heh, heh.

624
00:34:26,593 –> 00:34:28,693
Mom, his name is Slappy,

625
00:34:28,695 –> 00:34:30,795
and I would not do that
if I were you.

626
00:34:30,797 –> 00:34:32,897
Slappy.
That’s a ridiculous name.

627
00:34:32,899 –> 00:34:35,067
No, no. His name is Bobo.

628
00:34:35,069 –> 00:34:38,202
– Mom, you don’t understand.
– Ms. Quinn, he’s alive.

629
00:34:38,204 –> 00:34:40,304
I think these guys
are trying to play

630
00:34:40,306 –> 00:34:42,473
some sort of
a Halloween prank on us,

631
00:34:42,475 –> 00:34:44,475
but I’m not buying it.
Are you No.

632
00:34:44,477 –> 00:34:46,078
(PHONE RINGING)

633
00:34:46,080 –> 00:34:49,280
Oh, let me get that.
But nice try. Very creative.

634
00:34:49,282 –> 00:34:52,285
Stay right there.
Don’t go anywhere.

635
00:34:56,724 –> 00:34:59,658
(♪♪♪)

636
00:34:59,660 –> 00:35:03,096
Hi, kids. Good day at school?

637
00:35:03,098 –> 00:35:05,797
Oh, my God. He sounds
even creepier than he looks.

638
00:35:05,799 –> 00:35:08,935
Ha-ha-ha. We’re gonna be
such a happy family.

639
00:35:08,937 –> 00:35:10,602
You’re not our family.

640
00:35:10,604 –> 00:35:13,106
Do it, Sonny. Turn him off.

641
00:35:13,108 –> 00:35:16,743
Hearing you say that
makes me mad.

642
00:35:16,745 –> 00:35:22,081
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

643
00:35:22,083 –> 00:35:23,750
Don’t do that.

644
00:35:23,752 –> 00:35:25,385
Do it again.

645
00:35:25,387 –> 00:35:28,421
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

646
00:35:28,423 –> 00:35:31,027
(GASPING)

647
00:35:34,262 –> 00:35:35,397
(EXHALES)

648
00:35:39,869 –> 00:35:41,037
It worked.

649
00:35:51,313 –> 00:35:52,546
(GASPS)

650
00:35:52,548 –> 00:35:53,947
And trust me.

651
00:35:53,949 –> 00:35:56,784
You don’t want to find out
what happens…

652
00:35:56,786 –> 00:35:59,822
when I get mad.

653
00:36:00,856 –> 00:36:02,723
KATHY: Okay.
– Hm?

654
00:36:02,725 –> 00:36:05,960
Well, that was
an interesting phone call.

655
00:36:05,962 –> 00:36:07,594
Anything you wanna tell me?

656
00:36:07,596 –> 00:36:09,964
Yes, we’ve been trying to.
That dummy is evil.

657
00:36:09,966 –> 00:36:12,433
You blew up the science lab?

658
00:36:12,435 –> 00:36:14,201
Yeah, there was that too.

659
00:36:14,203 –> 00:36:16,604
Do you know
how much damage you’ve caused?

660
00:36:16,606 –> 00:36:17,872
It wasn’t Sonny’s fault.

661
00:36:17,874 –> 00:36:19,774
KATHY: I’m sure it was an accident.

662
00:36:19,776 –> 00:36:22,877
– It wasn’t an accident. The dummy did it.
– Yeah.

663
00:36:22,879 –> 00:36:25,613
Do I look like a dummy
to you?

664
00:36:25,615 –> 00:36:27,215
We’re telling
the truth!

665
00:36:27,217 –> 00:36:28,650
Here’s some truth for you.

666
00:36:28,652 –> 00:36:30,719
Halloween is canceled
for the three of you.

667
00:36:30,721 –> 00:36:32,353
– What?
– Canceled.

668
00:36:32,355 –> 00:36:34,689
– Come on.
KATHY: You know…

669
00:36:34,691 –> 00:36:38,493
I expect this kind of
craziness from the boys.

670
00:36:38,495 –> 00:36:40,395
But I felt like
you were gonna help me

671
00:36:40,397 –> 00:36:42,098
keep things under control,
Sarah.

672
00:36:42,100 –> 00:36:43,532
Mom.

673
00:36:43,534 –> 00:36:45,366
I’m disappointed.

674
00:36:45,368 –> 00:36:47,103
– Come on. Mom.
– Mom, please.

675
00:36:47,105 –> 00:36:48,271
(DOOR SLAMS)

676
00:36:50,240 –> 00:36:52,977
Not as disappointed
as I am.

677
00:36:54,011 –> 00:36:56,280
My room.
Now.

678
00:37:01,053 –> 00:37:02,585
We’ve got a problem.

679
00:37:02,587 –> 00:37:05,055
Yeah. I have never seen
your mom that mad.

680
00:37:05,057 –> 00:37:07,423
I’m talking about
the psycho dummy on our couch.

681
00:37:07,425 –> 00:37:11,161
Did somebody call
a family meeting without me?

682
00:37:11,163 –> 00:37:13,362
No, no. Slappy,
why would you think that?

683
00:37:13,364 –> 00:37:16,933
We were just planning
a surprise party for you.

684
00:37:16,935 –> 00:37:20,370
Well, I’ve got a surprise
for the three of you.

685
00:37:20,372 –> 00:37:22,773
This is my house now.

686
00:37:22,775 –> 00:37:24,775
And under my roof,

687
00:37:24,777 –> 00:37:26,576
I make the rules.

688
00:37:26,578 –> 00:37:29,679
Sorry, but you just got voted
out of this family.

689
00:37:29,681 –> 00:37:31,784
– Huh Aah!
SAM: Oh!

690
00:37:36,890 –> 00:37:39,289
What do we do with him now?

691
00:37:39,291 –> 00:37:40,558
Fireplace.

692
00:37:40,560 –> 00:37:42,059
No. No way.

693
00:37:42,061 –> 00:37:44,228
I would have nightmares
the rest of my life.

694
00:37:44,230 –> 00:37:47,465
No. I have a better idea.

695
00:37:47,467 –> 00:37:49,467
(♪♪♪)

696
00:37:49,469 –> 00:37:52,770
SONNY: Ugh. We’ve
been walking forever.

697
00:37:52,772 –> 00:37:55,640
It’s like this whole place
is made of poison ivy.

698
00:37:55,642 –> 00:37:57,608
SAM:
Stop complaining.

699
00:37:57,610 –> 00:37:59,180
How much farther is it?

700
00:37:59,847 –> 00:38:01,113
Here.

701
00:38:01,115 –> 00:38:03,650
This should work.

702
00:38:06,120 –> 00:38:09,087
Am I the only one that feels
like we’re committing a crime?

703
00:38:09,089 –> 00:38:12,459
It’s a dummy. The only crime
we’re committing is littering.

704
00:38:13,394 –> 00:38:15,961
– Ready?
– Yeah, yeah.

705
00:38:15,963 –> 00:38:17,998
Okay, watch out.

706
00:38:20,000 –> 00:38:21,535
(GRUNTS)

707
00:38:30,245 –> 00:38:31,980
It’s done.

708
00:38:33,648 –> 00:38:35,217
Let’s get out of here.

709
00:38:40,021 –> 00:38:41,323
SAM: Sonny, come on.

710
00:38:54,502 –> 00:38:56,036
We just killed a puppet.

711
00:38:56,038 –> 00:38:58,172
Trust me, we had to.

712
00:38:58,174 –> 00:39:00,241
And I say we just
forget it ever happened,

713
00:39:00,243 –> 00:39:02,076
because no one
will believe us anyway.

714
00:39:02,078 –> 00:39:03,344
It’s over.

715
00:39:03,346 –> 00:39:05,012
He’s locked in a suitcase.

716
00:39:05,014 –> 00:39:07,581
There’s no way
that dummy’s getting out.

717
00:39:07,583 –> 00:39:09,919
(ALL SCREAMING)

718
00:39:11,821 –> 00:39:14,455
Who you calling “dummy,”
dummy?

719
00:39:14,457 –> 00:39:15,892
(TIRES SQUEALING)

720
00:39:19,296 –> 00:39:20,661
What do you want from us?

721
00:39:20,663 –> 00:39:23,464
I just want to be
part of the family.

722
00:39:23,466 –> 00:39:25,601
SONNY: He’s gonna break
through the windshield.

723
00:39:29,405 –> 00:39:31,873
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SLAPPY SCREAMS)

724
00:39:31,875 –> 00:39:33,043
(ALL PANTING)

725
00:39:37,848 –> 00:39:39,080
Is everyone okay?

726
00:39:39,082 –> 00:39:40,550
SAM: Yeah.
Think so.

727
00:39:42,185 –> 00:39:45,053
Where’s Slappy?

728
00:39:45,055 –> 00:39:48,293
Guys, I think we just made
things a thousand times worse.

729
00:39:49,793 –> 00:39:51,728
(♪♪♪)

730
00:39:58,937 –> 00:40:01,404
I’ve been driving
In my car

731
00:40:01,406 –> 00:40:03,639
Trying to find
Some sign of life

732
00:40:03,641 –> 00:40:06,075
One is a guy
That is kind of creepy

733
00:40:06,077 –> 00:40:08,313
It’s a little stickling
Said sleepy

734
00:40:09,714 –> 00:40:12,048
KIDS: Trick or treat!

735
00:40:12,050 –> 00:40:13,883
CHU: There you go, Hank.

736
00:40:13,885 –> 00:40:16,452
All right,
come on in. Zoink!

737
00:40:16,454 –> 00:40:18,355
Step right up.
Don’t be scared.

738
00:40:18,357 –> 00:40:21,058
Welcome to my haunted house.

739
00:40:21,060 –> 00:40:22,491
Boo!

740
00:40:22,493 –> 00:40:25,128
All right.
Here you go. Happy Halloween.

741
00:40:25,130 –> 00:40:27,864
(ROARS AND KIDS LAUGH)

742
00:40:27,866 –> 00:40:30,767
Hey, what’s up, my witches?

743
00:40:30,769 –> 00:40:32,436
Little Frankenstein humor.

744
00:40:32,438 –> 00:40:33,704
Zoink!

745
00:40:33,706 –> 00:40:34,972
Beat it.

746
00:40:34,974 –> 00:40:37,541
(CHU CACKLES)

747
00:40:37,543 –> 00:40:38,942
Here you go.

748
00:40:38,944 –> 00:40:40,210
Bye-bye!

749
00:40:40,212 –> 00:40:42,213
Hey, my princess.

750
00:40:42,215 –> 00:40:43,448
Bye-bye!

751
00:40:43,450 –> 00:40:45,283
Hey, my cowboy.

752
00:40:45,285 –> 00:40:48,054
BOY: I’m not a cowboy!
CHU: Yes, you are. Bye-bye!

753
00:40:49,521 –> 00:40:51,788
“A mysterious disturbance
recently took place

754
00:40:51,790 –> 00:40:53,590
“in the town
of Madison, Delaware.

755
00:40:53,592 –> 00:40:56,861
“Neighborhoods were ravaged
and the high school destroyed.

756
00:40:56,863 –> 00:41:00,031
“An FBI spokesman said unusual
weather patterns were to blame,

757
00:41:00,033 –> 00:41:01,799
“but there were rumors
of a cover-up

758
00:41:01,801 –> 00:41:03,601
“for something far stranger.

759
00:41:03,603 –> 00:41:06,573
“Sightings of giant insects,
Abominable Snowmen, and even…

760
00:41:08,008 –> 00:41:09,841
…an evil ventriloquist dummy.”

761
00:41:09,843 –> 00:41:11,609
Oh, we’re so dead.

762
00:41:11,611 –> 00:41:14,113
“Creatures believed to come
alive from the original

763
00:41:14,115 –> 00:41:16,148
manuscripts of horror author
R.L. Stine.”

764
00:41:16,150 –> 00:41:18,484
– The book.
– What book?

765
00:41:18,486 –> 00:41:21,353
In that abandoned house, we
found this old locked-up book.

766
00:41:21,355 –> 00:41:24,323
And when we unlocked it,
that’s when Slappy appeared.

767
00:41:24,325 –> 00:41:26,325
Yeah, but Tommy Madigan
took it from us.

768
00:41:26,327 –> 00:41:29,495
Well, how do you know the book
was written by R.L. Stine?

769
00:41:29,497 –> 00:41:30,965
Wait a second.

770
00:41:34,101 –> 00:41:36,602
“From 1979 to 1985,

771
00:41:36,604 –> 00:41:38,871
“legendary horror author
R.L. Stine

772
00:41:38,873 –> 00:41:40,639
lived in Wardenclyffe,
New York.”

773
00:41:40,641 –> 00:41:43,309
SARAH: Here?
– That’s not good.

774
00:41:43,311 –> 00:41:45,045
“Stine started
his writing career

775
00:41:45,047 –> 00:41:48,081
“with a since-unpublished novel
titled Haunted Halloween,

776
00:41:48,083 –> 00:41:50,016
“a tale of a demonic dummy
who sets out

777
00:41:50,018 –> 00:41:52,519
to create a family
of his own by…”

778
00:41:52,521 –> 00:41:54,320
By… By what?

779
00:41:54,322 –> 00:41:56,625
By bringing Halloween
to life.

780
00:41:59,061 –> 00:42:00,962
(♪♪♪)

781
00:42:05,100 –> 00:42:08,034
I love a good holiday sale.

782
00:42:08,036 –> 00:42:09,604
(CACKLES)

783
00:42:17,612 –> 00:42:19,549
(HUMMING)

784
00:42:28,324 –> 00:42:31,225
Hello, old friends.

785
00:42:31,227 –> 00:42:34,895
If those kids don’t want me
to be a part of their family,

786
00:42:34,897 –> 00:42:38,101
I’ll raise one of my own.

787
00:42:39,436 –> 00:42:41,570
Karru marri

788
00:42:41,572 –> 00:42:47,209
odonna loma molonu karrano.

789
00:42:47,211 –> 00:42:48,946
Karru marri…

790
00:42:54,318 –> 00:42:56,253
Okay.

791
00:42:59,223 –> 00:43:01,125
(CHITTERING)

792
00:43:04,728 –> 00:43:07,230
(SQUEAKING)

793
00:43:07,232 –> 00:43:09,134
(TEETH CHATTERING)

794
00:43:20,879 –> 00:43:22,780
(SHRIEKING)

795
00:43:30,221 –> 00:43:32,123
(GROWLING)

796
00:43:36,761 –> 00:43:38,663
(BOTH GRUNTING)

797
00:43:45,638 –> 00:43:48,174
(GROANS)

798
00:43:49,074 –> 00:43:51,175
(HISSES)

799
00:43:51,177 –> 00:43:53,110
(GRUNTING)

800
00:43:53,112 –> 00:43:54,246
Yes.

801
00:43:57,183 –> 00:43:59,051
(HOWLS)

802
00:44:03,356 –> 00:44:05,356
(ROARS)

803
00:44:05,358 –> 00:44:06,992
(CLANK)

804
00:44:11,998 –> 00:44:13,531
(GASPS)

805
00:44:13,533 –> 00:44:16,436
(SLAPPY LAUGHING)
(MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING)

806
00:44:18,838 –> 00:44:20,707
SLAPPY: Trick or treat.

807
00:44:23,009 –> 00:44:24,911
(GRUNTING)

808
00:44:27,948 –> 00:44:29,548
(CACKLES)

809
00:44:29,550 –> 00:44:31,185
(GROANING)

810
00:44:35,389 –> 00:44:37,389
(GROANS)

811
00:44:37,391 –> 00:44:40,326
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

812
00:44:40,328 –> 00:44:43,097
Welcome
to the family,

813
00:44:44,298 –> 00:44:45,667
Walter.

814
00:44:46,702 –> 00:44:48,169
(CHUCKLES)

815
00:44:49,671 –> 00:44:54,106
Serving families
is what I do. Heh, heh.

816
00:44:54,108 –> 00:44:56,875
Heh, heh. Come along,
then, brother.

817
00:44:56,877 –> 00:44:58,445
Just wait until you see

818
00:44:58,447 –> 00:45:01,914
what I have planned next
for this town.

819
00:45:01,916 –> 00:45:04,917
(CACKLES)

820
00:45:04,919 –> 00:45:06,821
(VAMPIRE LAUGHING)

821
00:45:13,962 –> 00:45:15,795
Guys, this is bad.

822
00:45:15,797 –> 00:45:17,931
This is really,
really bad.

823
00:45:17,933 –> 00:45:20,400
You know what we need to do?
We need to call the police.

824
00:45:20,402 –> 00:45:22,470
And tell them what?
That an evil dummy

825
00:45:22,472 –> 00:45:24,237
is about to bring
Halloween to life?

826
00:45:24,239 –> 00:45:25,905
– Yes!
SARAH: Great idea, Sam.

827
00:45:25,907 –> 00:45:27,275
They’ll come and arrest us.

828
00:45:27,277 –> 00:45:29,410
– Wait, guys, I found a number.
– For Stine?

829
00:45:29,412 –> 00:45:31,445
No, says here
nobody knows where he is,

830
00:45:31,447 –> 00:45:33,180
but this is for
Richard Shivers.

831
00:45:33,182 –> 00:45:37,784
He’s the president of the
R.L. Stine Appreciation Society.

832
00:45:37,786 –> 00:45:39,954
– What are you doing?
– I’m calling.

833
00:45:39,956 –> 00:45:42,290
(LINE RINGING)

834
00:45:42,292 –> 00:45:45,126
RECORDING: Good day, you’ve
reached Dr. Richard Shivers

835
00:45:45,128 –> 00:45:47,596
and the R.L. Stine
Appreciation Society.

836
00:45:47,598 –> 00:45:49,864
If you’re trying to
reach Stine, don’t bother.

837
00:45:49,866 –> 00:45:52,033
Otherwise,
leave a message.

838
00:45:52,035 –> 00:45:54,536
SARAH: Hi, Mr. Shivers,
my name is Sarah Quinn.

839
00:45:54,538 –> 00:45:56,371
I live in
Wardenclyffe, New York.

840
00:45:56,373 –> 00:45:59,408
I desperately need to
get in touch with R.L. Stine.

841
00:45:59,410 –> 00:46:00,975
This is gonna sound crazy,

842
00:46:00,977 –> 00:46:03,679
but I think one of his stories
has come to life.

843
00:46:03,681 –> 00:46:04,946
(BEEPS)

844
00:46:04,948 –> 00:46:06,748
Hi, Mr. Shivers…

845
00:46:06,750 –> 00:46:08,817
Well…

846
00:46:08,819 –> 00:46:11,119
Looks like we’re on our own.

847
00:46:11,121 –> 00:46:12,921
Wait,
where are we going?

848
00:46:12,923 –> 00:46:16,091
To find Tommy Madigan
and get that book.

849
00:46:16,093 –> 00:46:17,326
Get that one.

850
00:46:17,328 –> 00:46:19,194
No way he’s gonna
be able to get that.

851
00:46:19,196 –> 00:46:20,463
Oh.

852
00:46:20,465 –> 00:46:22,699
SONNY: Tommy! Tommy!
SAM: Tommy! Hey.

853
00:46:22,701 –> 00:46:24,199
Tommy! Tommy!

854
00:46:24,201 –> 00:46:25,802
BOY:
What do these idiots want?

855
00:46:25,804 –> 00:46:27,069
I’ll take care
of this.

856
00:46:27,071 –> 00:46:28,571
SONNY: We need that book.

857
00:46:28,573 –> 00:46:30,640
– It’s really important.
– It’s super important.

858
00:46:30,642 –> 00:46:32,141
The book with
the lock on it.

859
00:46:32,143 –> 00:46:33,409
Okay, okay.
What book?

860
00:46:33,411 –> 00:46:35,011
The one you stole
from us, Tommy.

861
00:46:35,013 –> 00:46:36,746
Oh, yeah.
I’ve got it right here.

862
00:46:36,748 –> 00:46:38,681
– Oh, really?
– No, idiot.

863
00:46:38,683 –> 00:46:42,018
Why would I be carrying a book
around with me on Halloween?

864
00:46:42,020 –> 00:46:44,588
Now, go back home
with your babysitter.

865
00:46:44,590 –> 00:46:46,022
I’ll be there in a bit
to egg your house.

866
00:46:46,024 –> 00:46:47,458
Listen,
you little punk,

867
00:46:47,460 –> 00:46:49,593
I’m not the babysitter.
I’m Sonny’s sister.

868
00:46:49,595 –> 00:46:50,927
You’re gonna give us
that book back

869
00:46:50,929 –> 00:46:52,763
or I’ll make your life
a living hell.

870
00:46:52,765 –> 00:46:55,699
The only thing you’ll use that
toilet paper for is to wipe…

871
00:46:55,701 –> 00:46:58,135
Okay. God, you don’t have
to be so mean about it.

872
00:46:58,137 –> 00:47:00,037
Let’s get
out of here.

873
00:47:00,039 –> 00:47:02,408
Book’s at my house
in my room.

874
00:47:04,343 –> 00:47:08,680
But it’s hidden, so good luck
finding it, losers. Heh, heh.

875
00:47:08,682 –> 00:47:10,751
(SHRIEKING IN DISTANCE)

876
00:47:13,653 –> 00:47:15,555
(♪♪♪)

877
00:47:20,494 –> 00:47:22,763
(ALL GASP)

878
00:47:24,698 –> 00:47:27,198
Those are some
awesome costumes.

879
00:47:27,200 –> 00:47:29,334
(SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

880
00:47:29,336 –> 00:47:31,605
(BOYS SCREAMING)

881
00:47:32,672 –> 00:47:35,008
(SCREAMING)

882
00:47:36,711 –> 00:47:37,944
Is this actually
happening?

883
00:47:39,680 –> 00:47:42,147
(ALL YELL)

884
00:47:42,149 –> 00:47:43,684
Guys, we gotta find
that book!

885
00:47:49,189 –> 00:47:51,923
SLAPPY: Evening, Mr. Tesla.

886
00:47:51,925 –> 00:47:56,028
You don’t mind if we bring
your tower back to life, do you?

887
00:47:56,030 –> 00:47:57,932
(BOTH CACKLING)

888
00:48:01,436 –> 00:48:03,235
(QUIETLY)
What did he say?

889
00:48:03,237 –> 00:48:05,705
Shut up.

890
00:48:05,707 –> 00:48:08,875
SLAPPY: Tesla used this tower
to project electricity,

891
00:48:08,877 –> 00:48:11,076
but I’m going
to use this tower

892
00:48:11,078 –> 00:48:15,281
to project my magic
in ways he never imagined.

893
00:48:15,283 –> 00:48:19,586
It takes a genius
to know a genius.

894
00:48:19,588 –> 00:48:21,488
(POWERING UP)

895
00:48:21,490 –> 00:48:23,790
– Whoa.
– Heh-heh-heh.

896
00:48:23,792 –> 00:48:25,392
Come along,
Walter.

897
00:48:25,394 –> 00:48:26,793
We’ve got work
to do.

898
00:48:26,795 –> 00:48:28,263
Very well.
Let’s go.

899
00:48:31,667 –> 00:48:33,133
SONNY: This is Tommy’s house.

900
00:48:33,135 –> 00:48:36,171
Well, I guess
we just knock?

901
00:48:38,474 –> 00:48:40,608
SAM: Knock loud. He
lives with his grandma.

902
00:48:40,610 –> 00:48:41,778
(KNOCKS)

903
00:48:42,779 –> 00:48:44,412
Okay.

904
00:48:44,414 –> 00:48:45,880
(DOORBELL RINGS)

905
00:48:45,882 –> 00:48:48,114
Wait! Guys,
there she is.

906
00:48:48,116 –> 00:48:49,484
SONNY: She’s asleep.

907
00:48:49,486 –> 00:48:51,419
I guess we’ll just
have to wake her up.

908
00:48:51,421 –> 00:48:53,287
– Hello! Come on.
– Hello!

909
00:48:53,289 –> 00:48:55,656
– Hello!
– Tommy’s grandma!

910
00:48:55,658 –> 00:48:57,992
(SIGHS)
Wow.

911
00:48:57,994 –> 00:48:59,762
Guess she’s a deep sleeper.

912
00:49:02,465 –> 00:49:03,966
(SIGHS)
It’s locked.

913
00:49:03,968 –> 00:49:06,133
Find another way in
and go get that book.

914
00:49:06,135 –> 00:49:07,303
What are you gonna do?

915
00:49:10,006 –> 00:49:12,608
I’m gonna make sure
nothing surprises us. Go!

916
00:49:12,610 –> 00:49:14,776
(♪♪♪)

917
00:49:14,778 –> 00:49:16,680
(WINDOW CLATTERING)

918
00:49:26,858 –> 00:49:28,123
(BANGS)

919
00:49:28,125 –> 00:49:29,859
– Ow!
– Shh.

920
00:49:29,861 –> 00:49:32,795
What?

921
00:49:32,797 –> 00:49:36,467
(WHISPERING) I can’t believe we’re
breaking into someone’s house right now.

922
00:49:44,609 –> 00:49:47,145
Shh.

923
00:49:49,848 –> 00:49:51,781
(WHISPERING)
Hey, they got gummy bears.

924
00:49:51,783 –> 00:49:53,585
Who cares?
Stop screwing around.

925
00:49:55,021 –> 00:49:56,352
AUTOMATED VOICE: Hands off!

926
00:49:56,354 –> 00:49:58,256
(LAUGHS)

927
00:50:00,960 –> 00:50:03,293
Sam, stop
screwing around. Let’s go.

928
00:50:03,295 –> 00:50:04,931
– Okay, all right.
(CLICKS)

929
00:50:08,768 –> 00:50:10,636
SLAPPY: Watch this, Walter.

930
00:50:12,772 –> 00:50:14,438
WALTER: Whoa. Whoa.

931
00:50:14,440 –> 00:50:16,740
(LAUGHING)

932
00:50:16,742 –> 00:50:21,211
Why settle for
a small family, Walter,

933
00:50:21,213 –> 00:50:24,682
when we can project
my power everywhere

934
00:50:24,684 –> 00:50:27,886
and bring all of
Halloween to life?

935
00:50:27,888 –> 00:50:30,120
(LAUGHS)
Yeah.

936
00:50:30,122 –> 00:50:33,725
Karru marri odonna loma

937
00:50:33,727 –> 00:50:37,194
molonu karrano.
– Whoa.

938
00:50:37,196 –> 00:50:39,096
Karru marri

939
00:50:39,098 –> 00:50:43,935
odonna loma
molonu karrano.

940
00:50:43,937 –> 00:50:45,872
(BOTH CACKLING)

941
00:50:49,576 –> 00:50:51,411
(♪♪♪)

942
00:50:52,346 –> 00:50:54,247
(CACKLING CONTINUES)

943
00:51:01,355 –> 00:51:03,256
(ALL SHRIEKING)

944
00:51:07,260 –> 00:51:08,496
(BOTH SNICKERING)

945
00:51:12,166 –> 00:51:13,768
(GRUNTING)

946
00:51:19,173 –> 00:51:20,941
(NEIGHS)

947
00:51:20,943 –> 00:51:24,243
Hyah! Ha-ha-ha!

948
00:51:24,245 –> 00:51:27,146
(CACKLING)

949
00:51:27,148 –> 00:51:30,383
– Sam, I found it. Yeah.
– You found it?

950
00:51:30,385 –> 00:51:31,852
SONNY: “R.L. Stine.”

951
00:51:31,854 –> 00:51:33,722
How did we miss that?

952
00:51:35,624 –> 00:51:38,759
– That can’t be good.
– Yeah. We gotta go.

953
00:51:38,761 –> 00:51:40,663
(♪♪♪)

954
00:51:46,568 –> 00:51:48,235
Let’s just go
back out the window.

955
00:51:48,237 –> 00:51:49,505
SAM: All right.

956
00:51:51,607 –> 00:51:53,573
– Oh.
HAND: Ah!

957
00:51:53,575 –> 00:51:54,878
(YELLS)

958
00:51:56,112 –> 00:51:57,477
Sam!

959
00:51:57,479 –> 00:51:59,479
The hand
has my hand!

960
00:51:59,481 –> 00:52:01,482
Just rip it off!
Throw it!

961
00:52:01,484 –> 00:52:03,153
(HAND SNARLS)

962
00:52:06,923 –> 00:52:09,325
Sam. Turn around.

963
00:52:10,794 –> 00:52:11,928
They’re moving.

964
00:52:13,363 –> 00:52:14,963
Sonny,
they’re just gummy bears.

965
00:52:14,965 –> 00:52:17,066
They’re so tiny and cute.
What can they do?

966
00:52:17,068 –> 00:52:19,436
(CHITTERING)

967
00:52:21,671 –> 00:52:23,005
Hey there, little guys.

968
00:52:23,007 –> 00:52:24,807
Sam, you just ate
half their family.

969
00:52:24,809 –> 00:52:26,443
I would not do that
if I were you.

970
00:52:27,545 –> 00:52:29,545
(♪♪♪)

971
00:52:29,547 –> 00:52:31,549
(GUMMY BEARS GRUNTING, SNICKERING)

972
00:52:39,590 –> 00:52:41,657
Why are they walking
towards us?

973
00:52:41,659 –> 00:52:44,326
Okay. All right.
Maybe

974
00:52:44,328 –> 00:52:47,730
they just want us
to stay and play.

975
00:52:47,732 –> 00:52:48,900
(ALL ROAR)
(BOYS YELL)

976
00:52:53,805 –> 00:52:56,708
(♪♪♪)

977
00:53:00,078 –> 00:53:01,911
God, where is everyone?

978
00:53:01,913 –> 00:53:04,013
Oh, there’s one
on my back, Sam!

979
00:53:04,015 –> 00:53:05,715
Okay, okay!

980
00:53:05,717 –> 00:53:08,852
(GUMMY BEARS GIGGLING)

981
00:53:08,854 –> 00:53:11,721
– Pull harder!
– I’m trying!

982
00:53:11,723 –> 00:53:13,289
– Whoa.
BEAR: Ha-ha-ha!

983
00:53:13,291 –> 00:53:14,691
Go for the window, Sam!

984
00:53:14,693 –> 00:53:15,962
I’m coming!

985
00:53:17,764 –> 00:53:18,931
Whoa!

986
00:53:21,433 –> 00:53:23,335
(SNARLING)

987
00:53:27,039 –> 00:53:29,509
(GLASS SHATTERING)

988
00:53:30,777 –> 00:53:32,678
(GRUNTING)

989
00:53:35,148 –> 00:53:38,484
Just! Stop! Giggling!

990
00:53:42,388 –> 00:53:44,390
(GRUNTING)

991
00:53:47,360 –> 00:53:49,293
Sam! I need some help
over here…

992
00:53:49,295 –> 00:53:52,363
(WAILING)
Sonny!

993
00:53:52,365 –> 00:53:54,268
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

994
00:53:57,370 –> 00:53:58,703
Mom, we’re under attack!

995
00:53:58,705 –> 00:54:00,472
Sonny, what are you
talking about?

996
00:54:00,474 –> 00:54:02,109
Where’s Sarah?
Who’s attacking you?

997
00:54:03,977 –> 00:54:05,610
Gummy bears.

998
00:54:05,612 –> 00:54:07,579
KATHY: What Honey, you’re mumbling.

999
00:54:07,581 –> 00:54:08,814
Put Sarah on the phone.

1000
00:54:08,816 –> 00:54:10,315
(GROWLS)

1001
00:54:10,317 –> 00:54:11,984
KATHY: Sonny.
BEAR: Whee!

1002
00:54:11,986 –> 00:54:13,953
(GRUNTING)

1003
00:54:13,955 –> 00:54:15,188
KATHY: What…?

1004
00:54:15,190 –> 00:54:16,856
Okay, that’s it.

1005
00:54:16,858 –> 00:54:19,524
Do not leave the house!
I’m coming home.

1006
00:54:19,526 –> 00:54:21,461
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

1007
00:54:34,876 –> 00:54:36,143
(PANTING)

1008
00:54:36,145 –> 00:54:38,145
Sonny, help!

1009
00:54:38,147 –> 00:54:39,512
Sam, I’m coming!

1010
00:54:39,514 –> 00:54:41,183
Hurry!

1011
00:54:45,620 –> 00:54:47,821
(BEAR YELLING)

1012
00:54:47,823 –> 00:54:49,725
(LITTLE BEARS SQUEALING)

1013
00:55:04,006 –> 00:55:08,642
No, no, no!
You’ll never take me alive!

1014
00:55:08,644 –> 00:55:10,146
(BEAR SCREAMS)

1015
00:55:12,148 –> 00:55:14,849
That is my new favorite book.

1016
00:55:14,851 –> 00:55:17,551
– You okay?
– I think.

1017
00:55:17,553 –> 00:55:19,419
Let’s get out of here.

1018
00:55:19,421 –> 00:55:20,822
(ALL YELL)

1019
00:55:20,824 –> 00:55:22,423
What are you guys
doing in there?

1020
00:55:22,425 –> 00:55:24,692
Oh, no big deal, really.
Just being mauled

1021
00:55:24,694 –> 00:55:26,194
by my favorite
comfort food!

1022
00:55:26,196 –> 00:55:27,695
Wait. Just stop.
Stop, stop!

1023
00:55:27,697 –> 00:55:29,697
What are you guys
even talking about?

1024
00:55:29,699 –> 00:55:31,733
Everything is alive, Sarah.
Even candy.

1025
00:55:31,735 –> 00:55:34,069
Well, is that the book?
Let’s read it.

1026
00:55:34,071 –> 00:55:36,571
There’s something you need
to know about this book.

1027
00:55:36,573 –> 00:55:37,940
What?

1028
00:55:37,942 –> 00:55:39,540
(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

1029
00:55:39,542 –> 00:55:40,843
Look out!

1030
00:55:40,845 –> 00:55:42,980
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)

1031
00:55:44,614 –> 00:55:46,717
– Whoa!
(RASPING)

1032
00:56:02,367 –> 00:56:04,767
That’s what.

1033
00:56:04,769 –> 00:56:06,769
This is not
a normal book, Sarah.

1034
00:56:06,771 –> 00:56:08,706
(PANTING)

1035
00:56:15,247 –> 00:56:16,780
Who would write this?

1036
00:56:16,782 –> 00:56:18,717
(♪♪♪)

1037
00:56:29,128 –> 00:56:30,330
(ENGINE REVS)

1038
00:56:34,599 –> 00:56:37,703
They did the monster mash
The monster mash

1039
00:56:39,238 –> 00:56:41,040
Oh, what is this?

1040
00:56:41,975 –> 00:56:43,607
Okay.

1041
00:56:43,609 –> 00:56:44,777
– Huh?
– Oh!

1042
00:56:46,846 –> 00:56:49,448
– Hyah!
– Oh, you rehearsed that, did you?

1043
00:56:49,450 –> 00:56:53,086
Best costume of the night, sir.

1044
00:56:54,821 –> 00:56:56,756
(ALL LAUGHING)

1045
00:56:58,125 –> 00:56:59,458
(ROARS)

1046
00:56:59,460 –> 00:57:01,028
(SCREAMING)

1047
00:57:02,162 –> 00:57:04,098
(SNARLING)

1048
00:57:05,565 –> 00:57:07,565
(ALL SCREAMING)

1049
00:57:07,567 –> 00:57:08,900
(LAUGHS)

1050
00:57:08,902 –> 00:57:10,268
(HORN HONKS)

1051
00:57:10,270 –> 00:57:12,471
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1052
00:57:12,473 –> 00:57:13,974
GIRL: Go!

1053
00:57:14,775 –> 00:57:16,677
(SIRENS WAILING)

1054
00:57:22,317 –> 00:57:24,149
WOMAN: Look out, look out! Ah!

1055
00:57:24,151 –> 00:57:26,785
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1056
00:57:26,787 –> 00:57:28,187
MAN: What’s going on?

1057
00:57:28,189 –> 00:57:30,925
There! Let’s take
the alley. It’s empty.

1058
00:57:34,896 –> 00:57:36,561
Wait, wait!

1059
00:57:36,563 –> 00:57:39,198
We need to read the book
and see how we can end this.

1060
00:57:39,200 –> 00:57:41,868
Let me see.

1061
00:57:41,870 –> 00:57:44,570
“It was nearly Halloween
in the town of Wardenclyffe…”

1062
00:57:44,572 –> 00:57:46,739
Blah, blah, blah. Here!

1063
00:57:46,741 –> 00:57:48,475
“His revenge
was to create a family

1064
00:57:48,477 –> 00:57:51,177
by bringing Halloween to life,
but that wasn’t enough.”

1065
00:57:51,179 –> 00:57:53,147
That seems like
plenty of revenge to me.

1066
00:57:53,149 –> 00:57:56,584
“Because he wanted more than
a family. He wanted a mother.

1067
00:57:59,288 –> 00:58:01,390
His plan was to…”

1068
00:58:02,624 –> 00:58:04,224
Was to what?
Keep reading.

1069
00:58:04,226 –> 00:58:05,859
I-I-I can’t.

1070
00:58:05,861 –> 00:58:10,464
That was the last page.
It’s an unfinished manuscript.

1071
00:58:10,466 –> 00:58:12,234
What?

1072
00:58:13,537 –> 00:58:14,937
Okay, great.
What do we do now?

1073
00:58:16,172 –> 00:58:18,038
Slappy’s gonna go after Mom.

1074
00:58:18,040 –> 00:58:21,309
That book is the only thing
we have to stop him.

1075
00:58:21,311 –> 00:58:23,644
We have to go to
the nursing home and save her.

1076
00:58:23,646 –> 00:58:25,579
Mom’s not at
the nursing home.

1077
00:58:25,581 –> 00:58:27,681
Where is she?

1078
00:58:27,683 –> 00:58:30,885
– On her way home to save us.
– What?

1079
00:58:30,887 –> 00:58:33,288
She called while we were
attacked by gummy bears.

1080
00:58:33,290 –> 00:58:35,056
Why answer
at a time like that?

1081
00:58:35,058 –> 00:58:38,193
Maybe because unlike you, Sarah,
I pick up Mom’s phone calls.

1082
00:58:38,195 –> 00:58:39,594
Really Guilt trip much?

1083
00:58:39,596 –> 00:58:41,763
We need to find your mom
before Slappy does.

1084
00:58:41,765 –> 00:58:43,466
Now, come on,
let’s go!

1085
00:58:43,468 –> 00:58:45,403
(♪♪♪)

1086
00:58:47,472 –> 00:58:50,573
Your woodworking skills
are impressive.

1087
00:58:50,575 –> 00:58:51,806
Yes.

1088
00:58:51,808 –> 00:58:53,975
This will do nicely.

1089
00:58:53,977 –> 00:58:56,845
Oh, I used to manage
a hardware store.

1090
00:58:56,847 –> 00:58:59,781
– Walter. Focus, please.
– Yes.

1091
00:58:59,783 –> 00:59:05,087
Now tell my monsters to get me
Mama and get me that book.

1092
00:59:05,089 –> 00:59:07,623
Yeah. Yes.

1093
00:59:07,625 –> 00:59:09,561
SARAH: Run!
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1094
00:59:12,864 –> 00:59:14,296
SAM: Duck!
(ALL SNARLING)

1095
00:59:14,298 –> 00:59:15,733
Look out!

1096
00:59:19,737 –> 00:59:22,239
(SPIDER ROARING)

1097
00:59:22,241 –> 00:59:23,408
What the…?

1098
00:59:25,144 –> 00:59:26,445
SONNY: That’s Mr. Peters!

1099
00:59:27,980 –> 00:59:29,779
(SIREN CHIRPING)

1100
00:59:29,781 –> 00:59:32,249
MAN 1: Nice doggy.
MAN 2: It’s right behind you!

1101
00:59:32,251 –> 00:59:34,017
MAN 1: Ah! Not on my leg!

1102
00:59:34,019 –> 00:59:37,254
KATHY: Help!

1103
00:59:37,256 –> 00:59:40,157
That’s Mom! That’s Mom!
Come on!

1104
00:59:40,159 –> 00:59:41,992
PIRATE: You bunch of scallywags!

1105
00:59:41,994 –> 00:59:43,660
KATHY: Kids, watch out!

1106
00:59:43,662 –> 00:59:44,830
(ALL YELL)

1107
00:59:46,698 –> 00:59:47,866
Behind you!

1108
00:59:53,805 –> 00:59:56,274
(SPIDER ROARING)

1109
00:59:56,276 –> 00:59:58,342
Okay, now’s our chance.

1110
00:59:58,344 –> 01:00:00,311
Give me the book.
I’m gonna protect Mom.

1111
01:00:00,313 –> 01:00:02,613
You get the ladder
and meet me at that tree.

1112
01:00:02,615 –> 01:00:04,484
– Wait till it’s safe, then go.
– Okay.

1113
01:00:06,487 –> 01:00:07,655
(GROANS)

1114
01:00:11,358 –> 01:00:12,859
(SKELETON YELLS)

1115
01:00:15,828 –> 01:00:17,462
(GASPS)

1116
01:00:17,464 –> 01:00:19,233
Okay, okay.

1117
01:00:24,171 –> 01:00:26,672
(WAILING)

1118
01:00:26,674 –> 01:00:30,809
Oh, my God! We’re all gonna die!
Run for your life! Ah!

1119
01:00:30,811 –> 01:00:32,744
(CRYING)
Oh, my God.

1120
01:00:32,746 –> 01:00:34,846
Oops. Not a monster.

1121
01:00:34,848 –> 01:00:36,248
SAM: All right, let’s go!

1122
01:00:36,250 –> 01:00:37,749
Come on!

1123
01:00:37,751 –> 01:00:39,251
Halt!

1124
01:00:39,253 –> 01:00:41,987
My orders are
to guard this porch!

1125
01:00:41,989 –> 01:00:43,223
No way.

1126
01:00:43,225 –> 01:00:44,856
You like carving pumpkins,
huh?

1127
01:00:44,858 –> 01:00:46,858
Look what you did
to poor Terry.

1128
01:00:46,860 –> 01:00:49,028
Hiya! I’m round.

1129
01:00:49,030 –> 01:00:51,199
Sergeant Squash,
open fire.

1130
01:00:53,368 –> 01:00:55,068
Oh. Ow!

1131
01:00:55,070 –> 01:00:56,871
(GRUNTING)

1132
01:01:03,078 –> 01:01:04,744
We need to find
another way in!

1133
01:01:04,746 –> 01:01:06,714
No. This is my house.

1134
01:01:06,716 –> 01:01:08,684
SERGEANT: I’m hit! Medic!

1135
01:01:09,985 –> 01:01:11,552
What are you doing?
Put me down!

1136
01:01:11,554 –> 01:01:13,187
Hiya! Happy Easter.

1137
01:01:13,189 –> 01:01:14,588
– No, no!
TERRY: Ugh!

1138
01:01:14,590 –> 01:01:17,057
Yes! Let’s go.

1139
01:01:17,059 –> 01:01:20,027
Sarah, I was so worried.
Are you okay?

1140
01:01:20,029 –> 01:01:21,395
I’m fine.
Just hang tight.

1141
01:01:21,397 –> 01:01:23,364
I’m gonna get you down.
I promise.

1142
01:01:23,366 –> 01:01:24,865
I just need you to trust me.

1143
01:01:24,867 –> 01:01:27,034
KATHY: Don’t worry about me. Run. Hide!

1144
01:01:27,036 –> 01:01:28,871
Ghost at 11 o’clock!

1145
01:01:31,107 –> 01:01:34,110
No, no, no! Get back here!

1146
01:01:37,547 –> 01:01:38,814
(YELLS)

1147
01:01:40,250 –> 01:01:42,717
SARAH: That’s my book! Ah!

1148
01:01:42,719 –> 01:01:44,121
We gotta go.

1149
01:01:46,056 –> 01:01:49,291
(SARAH SCREAMING)

1150
01:01:49,293 –> 01:01:52,227
Sarah!
Sarah, let go of that ghost!

1151
01:01:52,229 –> 01:01:54,764
Do not let go
of that ghost!

1152
01:01:54,766 –> 01:01:55,932
(SCREAMS)

1153
01:01:58,736 –> 01:02:01,236
– You okay?
– No, that ghost took the book.

1154
01:02:01,238 –> 01:02:02,406
(SPIDER ROARS)

1155
01:02:04,742 –> 01:02:07,208
SONNY: Mom!
– Oh, kids. Help!

1156
01:02:07,210 –> 01:02:08,778
No, no, no!

1157
01:02:08,780 –> 01:02:10,879
– Sarah!
SARAH: Mom!

1158
01:02:10,881 –> 01:02:14,216
(KATHY SCREAMING)

1159
01:02:14,218 –> 01:02:16,585
SONNY: It’s heading for the Tesla lab.

1160
01:02:16,587 –> 01:02:18,220
Slappy brought
the tower to life.

1161
01:02:18,222 –> 01:02:19,622
That’s why
this is happening.

1162
01:02:19,624 –> 01:02:20,925
We have to stop him.

1163
01:02:22,260 –> 01:02:24,795
Uh, guys?

1164
01:02:24,797 –> 01:02:26,197
(ALL SNARLING, HISSING)

1165
01:02:27,566 –> 01:02:29,733
Sonny, what do we do?

1166
01:02:29,735 –> 01:02:31,336
I don’t know.
You’re the older one.

1167
01:02:32,471 –> 01:02:34,707
(ALL SCREAMING)

1168
01:02:35,940 –> 01:02:37,509
No, no, no.
It’s me, Mr. Chu!

1169
01:02:38,544 –> 01:02:40,042
Mr. Chu?

1170
01:02:40,044 –> 01:02:43,879
Shh! Follow me!
To the basement now!

1171
01:02:43,881 –> 01:02:45,615
Don’t ruin the Mylar.

1172
01:02:45,617 –> 01:02:48,153
I’m saving it for next year.
Go, go, go.

1173
01:02:49,823 –> 01:02:51,823
(♪♪♪)

1174
01:02:51,825 –> 01:02:53,727
(ENGINE REVVING)

1175
01:02:55,461 –> 01:02:57,060
Let me get this straight.

1176
01:02:57,062 –> 01:03:00,565
We are living a Goosebumps
story right now?

1177
01:03:00,567 –> 01:03:02,232
Okay, clearly you’re a fan.

1178
01:03:02,234 –> 01:03:04,369
This is the greatest thing
I’ve ever heard!

1179
01:03:04,371 –> 01:03:07,271
Hold on. Let me guess, let me
guess, let me guess. Um…

1180
01:03:07,273 –> 01:03:08,806
Monster Blood.

1181
01:03:08,808 –> 01:03:11,776
No, too on the nose.
Yeah, you’re right. Um…

1182
01:03:11,778 –> 01:03:14,679
The Scarecrow Walks
at Midnight.

1183
01:03:14,681 –> 01:03:16,881
No. Haunted Halloween.

1184
01:03:16,883 –> 01:03:20,118
I don’t know that one.
How does it end?

1185
01:03:20,120 –> 01:03:21,953
That’s the problem.

1186
01:03:21,955 –> 01:03:23,454
It doesn’t.

1187
01:03:23,456 –> 01:03:25,358
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(COIL CRACKLING)

1188
01:03:29,329 –> 01:03:31,231
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

1189
01:03:32,500 –> 01:03:33,866
Mm! Mm!

1190
01:03:33,868 –> 01:03:35,467
Hello, Mama.

1191
01:03:35,469 –> 01:03:37,236
Remember me?

1192
01:03:37,238 –> 01:03:39,405
You put me on your lap.

1193
01:03:39,407 –> 01:03:41,774
Put those cute words
in my mouth.

1194
01:03:41,776 –> 01:03:45,544
What was it you called me?
“Bobo” Ha-ha-ha.

1195
01:03:45,546 –> 01:03:47,579
Can’t talk?

1196
01:03:47,581 –> 01:03:49,515
Don’t you worry.

1197
01:03:49,517 –> 01:03:53,452
From now on, I’ll do
the talking for both of us.

1198
01:03:53,454 –> 01:03:55,622
(SLAPPY & WALTER CACKLE)

1199
01:03:55,624 –> 01:03:58,926
I’m gonna make you
so proud, Mama.

1200
01:04:00,762 –> 01:04:03,563
Onarrak unolom

1201
01:04:03,565 –> 01:04:05,365
amol

1202
01:04:05,367 –> 01:04:07,367
annodo irram

1203
01:04:07,369 –> 01:04:09,001
urrak.

1204
01:04:09,003 –> 01:04:11,104
(KATHY WHIMPERING)

1205
01:04:11,106 –> 01:04:13,072
(LAUGHING)
– It’s working.

1206
01:04:13,074 –> 01:04:14,543
Yes.

1207
01:04:17,112 –> 01:04:19,780
(CACKLES)

1208
01:04:19,782 –> 01:04:21,114
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

1209
01:04:21,116 –> 01:04:24,050
My mind is literally
blown right now.

1210
01:04:24,052 –> 01:04:27,253
I mean, we get to finish
our Goosebumps story!

1211
01:04:27,255 –> 01:04:29,623
This isn’t a creative-writing
exercise, Mr. Chu.

1212
01:04:29,625 –> 01:04:31,425
Slappy has our mom!

1213
01:04:31,427 –> 01:04:34,462
Yeah, and then you get to
save your mom. It’s Chapter 22:

1214
01:04:34,464 –> 01:04:37,531
“The kids save their mom
from the demonic dummy.”

1215
01:04:37,533 –> 01:04:39,834
Well, the only thing
I had to save my mom

1216
01:04:39,836 –> 01:04:42,636
was that book,
and I lost it. So…

1217
01:04:42,638 –> 01:04:45,172
Sarah. This is not
your fault.

1218
01:04:45,174 –> 01:04:46,974
If anything, it’s my fault.

1219
01:04:46,976 –> 01:04:49,845
I’m the one who found the book
and brought Slappy to life.

1220
01:04:49,847 –> 01:04:51,580
And I even told Slappy
about Tesla.

1221
01:04:51,582 –> 01:04:53,515
Mom trusted me to
take care of you guys,

1222
01:04:53,517 –> 01:04:55,484
and I told her
I would save her.

1223
01:04:55,486 –> 01:04:57,286
I failed.

1224
01:04:58,822 –> 01:05:00,689
I know I always say that
I can’t wait

1225
01:05:00,691 –> 01:05:03,492
to go to college
and get started on my real life,

1226
01:05:03,494 –> 01:05:05,796
but you guys are my life.

1227
01:05:07,998 –> 01:05:10,232
This is a classic
Goosebumps moment.

1228
01:05:10,234 –> 01:05:12,067
Do you remember
Say Cheese and Die…?

1229
01:05:12,069 –> 01:05:14,069
– This is real life, Chu!
– Okay.

1230
01:05:14,071 –> 01:05:17,773
Guys, Slappy is using the Tesla
Tower to power Halloween.

1231
01:05:17,775 –> 01:05:19,441
If I can get in there,
maybe I can

1232
01:05:19,443 –> 01:05:21,076
shut it off,
and we can save Mom.

1233
01:05:21,078 –> 01:05:22,745
But there’s
monsters everywhere.

1234
01:05:22,747 –> 01:05:24,279
How are we gonna
get past them?

1235
01:05:24,281 –> 01:05:25,781
Easy.

1236
01:05:25,783 –> 01:05:27,249
Camouflage.

1237
01:05:27,251 –> 01:05:28,686
(♪♪♪)

1238
01:05:30,153 –> 01:05:31,990
Welcome to my crafts lab.

1239
01:05:33,258 –> 01:05:35,124
Wow.

1240
01:05:35,126 –> 01:05:39,262
Steady on my grind and got no
Time for playing games

1241
01:05:39,264 –> 01:05:43,065
Money on my mind, I’m kicking
As I’m taking names

1242
01:05:43,067 –> 01:05:45,301
The heat is on
Get out the kitchen

1243
01:05:45,303 –> 01:05:47,169
If you can’t handle
The flames

1244
01:05:47,171 –> 01:05:49,405
I’m hustling
I was born to win

1245
01:05:49,407 –> 01:05:51,307
Ain’t never gonna change

1246
01:05:51,309 –> 01:05:55,579
Let me tell you now
I don’t know how

1247
01:05:55,581 –> 01:05:59,983
But the whole world’s
Gonna know my name

1248
01:05:59,985 –> 01:06:03,654
Just wait and see
They gon’ talk about me

1249
01:06:03,656 –> 01:06:06,757
Things ain’t never
Gon’ be the same

1250
01:06:06,759 –> 01:06:08,492
Are you ready

1251
01:06:08,494 –> 01:06:10,762
Are you ready

1252
01:06:10,764 –> 01:06:14,799
Better make way
‘Cause I’m coming through

1253
01:06:14,801 –> 01:06:16,668
Are you ready for me

1254
01:06:16,670 –> 01:06:19,136
Are you ready for me

1255
01:06:19,138 –> 01:06:23,541
You know I’m gonna be
Legendary

1256
01:06:23,543 –> 01:06:25,543
(ALL SNARLING)

1257
01:06:25,545 –> 01:06:27,179
Jeez,
they’re still everywhere.

1258
01:06:29,583 –> 01:06:31,384
It’s actually working.

1259
01:06:32,852 –> 01:06:34,852
Come on. We gotta
get to that tower.

1260
01:06:34,854 –> 01:06:36,756
(♪♪♪)

1261
01:06:40,427 –> 01:06:42,427
SONNY: I can’t believe
we’re really here.

1262
01:06:42,429 –> 01:06:44,128
I can barely see
out of this thing.

1263
01:06:44,130 –> 01:06:45,864
Is it cool?
Is it awesome?

1264
01:06:45,866 –> 01:06:48,366
(WHISPERING)
Hey, fanboy. Let’s focus.

1265
01:06:48,368 –> 01:06:49,670
Right. Sorry.

1266
01:06:51,706 –> 01:06:53,674
Let’s go.

1267
01:07:02,450 –> 01:07:03,984
(SNARLING)

1268
01:07:03,986 –> 01:07:05,284
(ALL GASP)

1269
01:07:05,286 –> 01:07:06,787
(GRUNTS)

1270
01:07:11,960 –> 01:07:14,596
SARAH: (SOFTLY)
Don’t. Move.

1271
01:07:18,033 –> 01:07:19,935
(GRUNTS)

1272
01:07:23,204 –> 01:07:24,906
Come on, let’s go.
Come on!

1273
01:07:36,986 –> 01:07:38,418
Look at this place.

1274
01:07:38,420 –> 01:07:40,620
SARAH: It’s so creepy.

1275
01:07:40,622 –> 01:07:42,190
Stay close.

1276
01:07:43,760 –> 01:07:45,662
(CHITTERING)

1277
01:07:49,432 –> 01:07:51,766
SAM: No wonder Tesla
abandoned this place.

1278
01:07:51,768 –> 01:07:58,439
Shh, shh, shh.
Do you hear that?

1279
01:07:58,441 –> 01:07:59,975
(SHRIEKING)

1280
01:07:59,977 –> 01:08:01,244
(YELLING)

1281
01:08:07,885 –> 01:08:09,318
Come on.

1282
01:08:13,891 –> 01:08:15,891
(MONSTER GROANS)

1283
01:08:15,893 –> 01:08:18,192
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1284
01:08:18,194 –> 01:08:19,863
(♪♪♪)

1285
01:08:30,175 –> 01:08:32,077
(GIRL SCREAMING)

1286
01:08:35,046 –> 01:08:36,344
STINE: Oh, no.

1287
01:08:36,346 –> 01:08:40,116
Not Haunted Halloween.

1288
01:08:40,118 –> 01:08:41,686
(DEATH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1289
01:08:42,954 –> 01:08:44,821
(GIRLS SCREAMING)

1290
01:08:44,823 –> 01:08:47,792
Oh, my writing was
so cliché back then.

1291
01:08:51,730 –> 01:08:55,565
I knew it! I knew I came up
with that first.

1292
01:08:55,567 –> 01:08:57,867
(SIREN WAILS)

1293
01:08:57,869 –> 01:09:01,370
That clever little dummy’s
writing his own ending.

1294
01:09:01,372 –> 01:09:03,239
Not in my book,
he’s not.

1295
01:09:03,241 –> 01:09:05,508
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1296
01:09:05,510 –> 01:09:07,213
Oh, gnomes.

1297
01:09:08,714 –> 01:09:10,180
Don’t you dare.

1298
01:09:10,182 –> 01:09:11,414
Stay.

1299
01:09:11,416 –> 01:09:13,919
Ow! Son of a… Ah!

1300
01:09:15,286 –> 01:09:17,187
(WITCHES SHRIEKING)

1301
01:09:17,189 –> 01:09:19,456
Oh, witches!

1302
01:09:19,458 –> 01:09:21,859
Get away, witches!

1303
01:09:21,861 –> 01:09:24,764
(ENGINE REVS)

1304
01:09:26,432 –> 01:09:29,602
SAM: Guys, do you hear that?
– Shh!

1305
01:09:33,106 –> 01:09:34,371
Wow.

1306
01:09:34,373 –> 01:09:36,943
SARAH: Whoa.

1307
01:09:37,778 –> 01:09:40,512
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

1308
01:09:40,514 –> 01:09:42,247
Welcome.

1309
01:09:42,249 –> 01:09:44,384
Slappy.

1310
01:09:46,052 –> 01:09:47,287
(GRUNTING)

1311
01:09:49,422 –> 01:09:51,322
– Walter?
(GRUNTS)

1312
01:09:51,324 –> 01:09:53,025
Where’s my mother?

1313
01:09:53,027 –> 01:09:56,130
Don’t you mean our mother?

1314
01:10:00,835 –> 01:10:03,769
(IN RASPY VOICE)
There’s my sweet little babies.

1315
01:10:03,771 –> 01:10:07,072
I just love a family reunion.

1316
01:10:07,074 –> 01:10:10,308
– Mom.
– What did you do?

1317
01:10:10,310 –> 01:10:12,411
(ALL GASP)

1318
01:10:12,413 –> 01:10:14,413
SLAPPY: I had a papa once!

1319
01:10:14,415 –> 01:10:16,348
He let me down.

1320
01:10:16,350 –> 01:10:19,252
But a mother’s love
is forever.

1321
01:10:19,254 –> 01:10:21,054
Turn her back now,
you psycho!

1322
01:10:21,056 –> 01:10:22,788
Oh, should I?

1323
01:10:22,790 –> 01:10:27,393
Unfortunately,
I have other plans.

1324
01:10:27,395 –> 01:10:29,428
Walter!
The book, please.

1325
01:10:29,430 –> 01:10:30,598
Yes.

1326
01:10:32,600 –> 01:10:34,134
This book.

1327
01:10:34,136 –> 01:10:36,102
Go prepare the tower!

1328
01:10:36,104 –> 01:10:38,138
(GROWLS)

1329
01:10:38,140 –> 01:10:40,440
I’m going to do what
Stine couldn’t:

1330
01:10:40,442 –> 01:10:43,743
Finish this book,
once and for all.

1331
01:10:43,745 –> 01:10:45,647
(BOTH CACKLING)

1332
01:10:49,451 –> 01:10:52,220
(CHUCKLES)
Spoiler alert:

1333
01:10:52,222 –> 01:10:54,989
The manuscript gets destroyed
in that tower,

1334
01:10:54,991 –> 01:10:58,491
and my Halloween family
lasts forever!

1335
01:10:58,493 –> 01:11:01,696
Mama,
babysit the children for me.

1336
01:11:01,698 –> 01:11:03,496
Yes, dear.

1337
01:11:03,498 –> 01:11:05,666
We can’t let him
destroy that book.

1338
01:11:05,668 –> 01:11:09,439
Sonny, turn this thing off.
I’m going after Slappy.

1339
01:11:12,041 –> 01:11:14,141
Just you and me now,
Slappy.

1340
01:11:14,143 –> 01:11:19,181
Can’t hear you. I’m too far
ahead of you. Hee-hee-hee!

1341
01:11:19,183 –> 01:11:22,050
SONNY: This is amperage
and this is voltage?

1342
01:11:22,052 –> 01:11:23,886
None of these cables
make any sense.

1343
01:11:23,888 –> 01:11:25,787
What about here?
Start pulling levers.

1344
01:11:25,789 –> 01:11:28,156
– No, no, Sam, don’t!
– Ah!

1345
01:11:28,158 –> 01:11:30,526
Slappy booby-trapped
all this stuff.

1346
01:11:39,803 –> 01:11:41,570
(GASPS)

1347
01:11:41,572 –> 01:11:45,409
Careful, Sarah. It’d be a shame
to fall from that height.

1348
01:11:46,510 –> 01:11:48,311
(WITCH SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

1349
01:11:48,313 –> 01:11:49,713
(YELLS)

1350
01:11:53,318 –> 01:11:55,417
Plenty more
where that came from.

1351
01:11:55,419 –> 01:11:57,419
(CACKLES)

1352
01:11:57,421 –> 01:11:59,758
Come on, Sonny,
turn this thing off.

1353
01:12:01,593 –> 01:12:04,093
Oh, no. Sonny hurry up.

1354
01:12:04,095 –> 01:12:05,828
Slappy’s at the top.
Do something.

1355
01:12:05,830 –> 01:12:07,230
I can’t do it, Sam.

1356
01:12:07,232 –> 01:12:09,732
Come on, Sonny.
You are the smartest kid I know.

1357
01:12:09,734 –> 01:12:12,269
Sam, I couldn’t even do
my little science project.

1358
01:12:12,271 –> 01:12:13,536
Slappy did that.

1359
01:12:13,538 –> 01:12:14,973
And even that one shorted out.

1360
01:12:18,044 –> 01:12:20,443
Wait. That’s it.

1361
01:12:20,445 –> 01:12:24,248
We turn it up. All the way up.
We blow the fuse.

1362
01:12:24,250 –> 01:12:26,016
– Yes!
– The fuse is over there.

1363
01:12:26,018 –> 01:12:27,920
(♪♪♪)

1364
01:12:31,357 –> 01:12:36,527
And now to finish this story
and destroy the town.

1365
01:12:36,529 –> 01:12:37,964
(GRUNTS)

1366
01:12:39,098 –> 01:12:40,267
No!

1367
01:12:42,102 –> 01:12:44,568
What do you think
you’re doing?

1368
01:12:44,570 –> 01:12:46,237
Writing my own ending.

1369
01:12:46,239 –> 01:12:47,738
Spoiler alert:
I save the town

1370
01:12:47,740 –> 01:12:49,309
and put you back
where you belong.

1371
01:12:52,112 –> 01:12:53,912
(GRUNTING)

1372
01:12:53,914 –> 01:12:55,612
SLAPPY: What’s the matter?

1373
01:12:55,614 –> 01:12:57,749
Writer’s block?

1374
01:12:57,751 –> 01:12:59,184
Again?

1375
01:12:59,186 –> 01:13:00,819
– Grab that lever. Yes.
– This one?

1376
01:13:00,821 –> 01:13:03,154
On my count,
we push up at the same time.

1377
01:13:03,156 –> 01:13:04,825
Ready Go!

1378
01:13:07,094 –> 01:13:08,229
(ALARM SOUNDING)

1379
01:13:16,337 –> 01:13:17,769
Give me the book.

1380
01:13:17,771 –> 01:13:19,040
(GRUNTING)

1381
01:13:20,975 –> 01:13:23,275
You’re not gonna
get this book, Slappy.

1382
01:13:23,277 –> 01:13:26,312
I have a friend
who might think otherwise.

1383
01:13:26,314 –> 01:13:27,982
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1384
01:13:29,283 –> 01:13:30,983
(SARAH YELLS)

1385
01:13:30,985 –> 01:13:32,887
(BALLOONS POPPING)

1386
01:13:36,425 –> 01:13:38,960
Nowhere else to run, sis!

1387
01:13:43,198 –> 01:13:46,732
Fine. You win, Slappy.

1388
01:13:46,734 –> 01:13:49,602
I’ll give you the book,
but you gotta turn my mom back.

1389
01:13:49,604 –> 01:13:51,140
Deal.

1390
01:13:56,445 –> 01:13:59,746
It all ends
Slappily ever after.

1391
01:13:59,748 –> 01:14:01,314
(CACKLES)

1392
01:14:01,316 –> 01:14:04,017
You forgot one thing:

1393
01:14:04,019 –> 01:14:05,919
Never judge a book
by its cover.

1394
01:14:05,921 –> 01:14:07,723
What?

1395
01:14:09,024 –> 01:14:10,324
No!

1396
01:14:10,326 –> 01:14:12,228
(BOTH YELL)

1397
01:14:17,934 –> 01:14:19,736
(GROANING)

1398
01:14:23,773 –> 01:14:25,942
(ALL GRUNTING)

1399
01:14:31,214 –> 01:14:33,415
(NORMALLY)
Sonny, what’s happening?

1400
01:14:33,417 –> 01:14:34,584
Mom.

1401
01:14:35,919 –> 01:14:37,854
We need to get out of here!

1402
01:14:39,756 –> 01:14:42,026
(SCREAMING)

1403
01:14:48,365 –> 01:14:50,267
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1404
01:15:14,758 –> 01:15:16,660
(YELLING)

1405
01:15:23,168 –> 01:15:24,537
(GROANING)

1406
01:15:28,574 –> 01:15:30,476
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1407
01:15:34,980 –> 01:15:36,580
(YELLS)

1408
01:15:36,582 –> 01:15:38,715
It’s working!

1409
01:15:38,717 –> 01:15:39,919
Go, kids!

1410
01:15:41,786 –> 01:15:43,122
(BRAKES SQUEAL)

1411
01:15:57,069 –> 01:15:58,470
(WOLF HOWLS)

1412
01:15:58,472 –> 01:16:00,039
(GROANING)

1413
01:16:08,515 –> 01:16:10,417
(PANTING)

1414
01:16:21,361 –> 01:16:22,696
Hello?

1415
01:16:23,997 –> 01:16:25,730
Someone called for me?

1416
01:16:25,732 –> 01:16:29,402
KATHY: Sarah Oh! Oh…
– Mom!

1417
01:16:29,404 –> 01:16:31,137
STINE: Hello?

1418
01:16:31,139 –> 01:16:33,472
I got your message.
I’m here.

1419
01:16:33,474 –> 01:16:35,675
Don’t worry.
Everything’s going to be okay.

1420
01:16:35,677 –> 01:16:38,010
I need typing paper,
a thesaurus,

1421
01:16:38,012 –> 01:16:40,112
Diet Coke,
and a quiet place to compose.

1422
01:16:40,114 –> 01:16:43,883
Preferably in a comfortable
chair with lumbar support.

1423
01:16:43,885 –> 01:16:46,687
Are you R.L. Stine?

1424
01:16:46,689 –> 01:16:49,623
Me No, I’m Dr. Seuss.
R.L. Stine was unavailable.

1425
01:16:49,625 –> 01:16:51,059
Yes, of course,
I’m R.L. Stine!

1426
01:16:52,827 –> 01:16:55,698
Then I guess this
belongs to you.

1427
01:16:56,632 –> 01:16:58,332
Don’t open it.

1428
01:16:58,334 –> 01:17:00,334
(GASPS)

1429
01:17:00,336 –> 01:17:02,735
My first book.

1430
01:17:02,737 –> 01:17:04,504
(SCOFFS)

1431
01:17:04,506 –> 01:17:08,175
You realize I wrote this
when I was around your age.

1432
01:17:08,177 –> 01:17:12,012
More of an amateur work, really,
but I am sure you’ll all agree

1433
01:17:12,014 –> 01:17:15,217
it shows the undeniable promise
of a brilliant young writer.

1434
01:17:16,352 –> 01:17:17,884
Why do you have
a typewriter?

1435
01:17:17,886 –> 01:17:20,254
I was going to
save you with it,

1436
01:17:20,256 –> 01:17:22,956
although it appears you found
a way to save yourselves.

1437
01:17:22,958 –> 01:17:25,693
– A typewriter?
– It’s been done before.

1438
01:17:25,695 –> 01:17:27,295
Once before.

1439
01:17:27,297 –> 01:17:29,230
Maybe twice.

1440
01:17:29,232 –> 01:17:30,964
Maybe more.

1441
01:17:30,966 –> 01:17:32,899
WALTER: Kathy?

1442
01:17:32,901 –> 01:17:35,203
Walter, manager
at Fred’s Pharmacy.

1443
01:17:35,205 –> 01:17:36,437
It’s nice to see you.

1444
01:17:36,439 –> 01:17:38,573
Hi. It’s nice to
see you too.

1445
01:17:38,575 –> 01:17:40,141
What are you doing here?

1446
01:17:40,143 –> 01:17:41,576
I don’t know.

1447
01:17:41,578 –> 01:17:43,945
Walter! Walter!
You got turned into a monster.

1448
01:17:43,947 –> 01:17:46,615
You were big, green, ugly.
You were Slappy’s henchman!

1449
01:17:46,617 –> 01:17:48,983
Weather patterns.
Very strange weather patterns.

1450
01:17:48,985 –> 01:17:51,152
But I think everything’s
back to normal now.

1451
01:17:51,154 –> 01:17:54,155
Fine. Okay, yeah,
the weather has been weird.

1452
01:17:54,157 –> 01:17:55,724
It’s true. Okay, thanks.

1453
01:17:55,726 –> 01:17:57,559
KATHY: What happened to your shirt?

1454
01:17:57,561 –> 01:17:59,094
WALTER: I don’t know.

1455
01:17:59,096 –> 01:18:01,063
(IN PIG LATIN)
Ixnay on the onsters-may.

1456
01:18:01,065 –> 01:18:03,065
– Go ahead, ollow-fay.
SONNY: What?

1457
01:18:03,067 –> 01:18:05,267
(IN ENGLISH)
Means “follow.” Pig Latin.

1458
01:18:05,269 –> 01:18:08,304
Oh, the youth today.

1459
01:18:08,306 –> 01:18:10,439
WALTER: So funny running into you.

1460
01:18:10,441 –> 01:18:14,276
Right I always hoped we’d run
into each other outside of work.

1461
01:18:14,278 –> 01:18:15,545
WALTER: Yeah, me too.

1462
01:18:15,547 –> 01:18:18,080
Hey, if you’re not
busy next week,

1463
01:18:18,082 –> 01:18:20,049
would you wanna
have some dinner?

1464
01:18:20,051 –> 01:18:22,719
– Yeah. Yeah, heh, heh.
– Yeah That’s awesome.

1465
01:18:22,721 –> 01:18:25,255
So they don’t remember
what happened to them?

1466
01:18:25,257 –> 01:18:26,623
The transmutation process

1467
01:18:26,625 –> 01:18:28,625
seems to have wiped
their memories clean.

1468
01:18:28,627 –> 01:18:31,127
All those who were affected
won’t remember a thing.

1469
01:18:31,129 –> 01:18:32,998
(TOMMY SCREAMS)

1470
01:18:38,437 –> 01:18:39,871
Tommy?

1471
01:18:41,574 –> 01:18:44,608
SAM: Are you okay?
– Oh, my God. Guys.

1472
01:18:44,610 –> 01:18:46,610
I had this crazy dream.

1473
01:18:46,612 –> 01:18:49,313
I’m so glad to see you.

1474
01:18:49,315 –> 01:18:51,782
You know, can’t believe
I’m saying this,

1475
01:18:51,784 –> 01:18:53,850
but I’m glad
to see you too, Tommy.

1476
01:18:53,852 –> 01:18:56,354
Kids falling
from the sky.

1477
01:18:56,356 –> 01:18:58,624
My work here is done.

1478
01:19:01,694 –> 01:19:03,361
I’m a writer too.

1479
01:19:03,363 –> 01:19:07,865
Well, an aspiring,
very stuck writer at the moment.

1480
01:19:07,867 –> 01:19:09,533
My condolences.

1481
01:19:09,535 –> 01:19:11,969
All the horrors
in the world can’t compare

1482
01:19:11,971 –> 01:19:14,508
to the terrors
of the blank page.

1483
01:19:17,143 –> 01:19:20,512
Um, any advice
on college essays?

1484
01:19:20,514 –> 01:19:23,582
Well, first rule of writing:
write what you know.

1485
01:19:23,584 –> 01:19:25,317
Thirty years,
and I couldn’t figure out

1486
01:19:25,319 –> 01:19:26,585
how this book should end.

1487
01:19:26,587 –> 01:19:27,986
And somehow you figured out

1488
01:19:27,988 –> 01:19:29,356
how to finish it
in one night.

1489
01:19:30,758 –> 01:19:32,557
I believe in you.

1490
01:19:32,559 –> 01:19:35,227
(ENGINE STARTS)

1491
01:19:35,229 –> 01:19:37,131
(♪♪♪)

1492
01:19:39,500 –> 01:19:42,236
Hm. “Write what you know.”

1493
01:19:43,705 –> 01:19:45,671
SARAH: Recount a time in your life

1494
01:19:45,673 –> 01:19:48,608
when you faced a fear,
challenge or failure.

1495
01:19:48,610 –> 01:19:51,009
I think most of us
are afraid

1496
01:19:51,011 –> 01:19:53,212
that we don’t have
a story to tell.

1497
01:19:53,214 –> 01:19:56,182
That there’s nothing
special about us.

1498
01:19:56,184 –> 01:19:59,051
And then a moment comes
when you least expect it

1499
01:19:59,053 –> 01:20:00,854
where you have to step up,

1500
01:20:00,856 –> 01:20:03,022
no matter
how terrified you are.

1501
01:20:03,024 –> 01:20:04,424
But what
I’ve learned is that

1502
01:20:04,426 –> 01:20:06,058
it’s good to be scared
sometimes.

1503
01:20:06,060 –> 01:20:08,428
Scared of losing
the people we love.

1504
01:20:08,430 –> 01:20:11,130
– Stop, stop!
– It’s a ventriloquist dummy.

1505
01:20:11,132 –> 01:20:13,032
– Oh.
– Really?

1506
01:20:13,034 –> 01:20:14,601
– That’s not funny, Mom.
– Too soon.

1507
01:20:14,603 –> 01:20:16,202
No, I like it.

1508
01:20:16,204 –> 01:20:18,205
Congratulations,
Sonny.

1509
01:20:18,207 –> 01:20:20,072
Thank you so much,
Principal Harrison.

1510
01:20:20,074 –> 01:20:22,609
SARAH: Or scared of not
achieving our dreams.

1511
01:20:22,611 –> 01:20:24,411
Because those moments
remind us

1512
01:20:24,413 –> 01:20:26,680
just how special
our stories really are.

1513
01:20:26,682 –> 01:20:28,317
– Here’s to us.
– Indeed.

1514
01:20:31,387 –> 01:20:34,388
– Hey, Sarah!
– Hi, Mr. Chu.

1515
01:20:34,390 –> 01:20:35,759
CHU: Watch this.

1516
01:20:36,693 –> 01:20:38,560
(MECHANICAL GRUNTS)

1517
01:20:38,562 –> 01:20:41,061
(CHUCKLES)
– I like it.

1518
01:20:41,063 –> 01:20:43,398
Yeah, I just made it
life-size this year.

1519
01:20:43,400 –> 01:20:45,733
You know, just in case.

1520
01:20:45,735 –> 01:20:47,702
No, seriously, you know,
just in case.

1521
01:20:47,704 –> 01:20:50,705
Right. I’ll see you later,
Mr. Chu.

1522
01:20:50,707 –> 01:20:52,207
Bye!

1523
01:20:52,209 –> 01:20:54,075
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1524
01:20:54,077 –> 01:20:57,579
SARAH: And maybe when you
face enough of your fears

1525
01:20:57,581 –> 01:21:00,515
life stops being
so scary after all.

1526
01:21:00,517 –> 01:21:04,753
Now’s the day
To make our dreams alive

1527
01:21:04,755 –> 01:21:07,723
Hey, honey.

1528
01:21:07,725 –> 01:21:09,527
What happened?

1529
01:21:11,094 –> 01:21:12,394
I got in.

1530
01:21:12,396 –> 01:21:14,630
I knew it.
I knew you could do it.

1531
01:21:14,632 –> 01:21:16,499
Oh, I’m so proud
of you!

1532
01:21:16,501 –> 01:21:18,634
(LAUGHS)

1533
01:21:18,636 –> 01:21:20,636
I guess I’m proud.

1534
01:21:20,638 –> 01:21:24,507
– Thanks, Sonny.
– Come on, bring it in.

1535
01:21:24,509 –> 01:21:26,442
Congratulations.

1536
01:21:26,444 –> 01:21:28,945
(CHUCKLES)
Here, take off your jacket.

1537
01:21:28,947 –> 01:21:31,447
Guys, give her some
ornaments, please.

1538
01:21:31,449 –> 01:21:32,682
Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

1539
01:21:32,684 –> 01:21:34,985
– I’m so happy!
– Ha-ha-ha!

1540
01:21:34,987 –> 01:21:37,321
– Here, put that right there.
– Yeah, I like that one.

1541
01:21:38,356 –> 01:21:39,525
(KEYS CLACKING)

1542
01:21:44,630 –> 01:21:46,899
Finally, a new book.

1543
01:21:50,302 –> 01:21:51,905
Yes.

1544
01:22:00,412 –> 01:22:01,812
(SIGHS)

1545
01:22:01,814 –> 01:22:04,314
SLAPPY: Hello, Papa.

1546
01:22:04,316 –> 01:22:06,918
Slappy! I thought
the book got you.

1547
01:22:06,920 –> 01:22:09,219
Maybe those others,
but not me.

1548
01:22:09,221 –> 01:22:11,022
Why is that?

1549
01:22:11,024 –> 01:22:13,089
You know
I always survive.

1550
01:22:13,091 –> 01:22:15,026
You wrote me that way.

1551
01:22:15,028 –> 01:22:19,664
In fact, I wrote my own story
while I was gone.

1552
01:22:19,666 –> 01:22:21,666
And guess what.

1553
01:22:21,668 –> 01:22:24,070
You’re the main character.

1554
01:22:25,138 –> 01:22:27,171
No.

1555
01:22:27,173 –> 01:22:30,376
No!

1556
01:22:31,845 –> 01:22:35,047
You try living in a book
for a while, Papa.

1557
01:22:35,049 –> 01:22:37,482
(CACKLES)

1558
01:22:37,484 –> 01:22:40,387
(♪♪♪)

1559
01:22:41,522 –> 01:22:43,424
(MONSTERS SHRIEKING)

1560
01:22:54,035 –> 01:22:56,203
(ROARS)

1561
01:23:06,615 –> 01:23:08,049
(SHRIEKS)

1562
01:23:09,351 –> 01:23:11,252
(BEARS CACKLING)

1563
01:23:12,687 –> 01:23:14,756
(CACKLES)

1564
01:23:15,757 –> 01:23:17,893
(CHITTERING)

1565
01:23:22,564 –> 01:23:25,231
(GIBBERS)

1566
01:23:25,233 –> 01:23:26,566
HORSEMAN: Hyah!

1567
01:23:26,568 –> 01:23:28,136
(NEIGHS)

1568
01:23:29,304 –> 01:23:30,771
(CHITTERS)

1569
01:23:30,773 –> 01:23:32,271
(GIBBERS)

1570
01:23:32,273 –> 01:23:33,807
HAND: Hands off!

1571
01:23:33,809 –> 01:23:35,845
Hiya! Look at my candle.

1572
01:23:37,145 –> 01:23:39,048
(LAUGHING)

1573
01:23:44,286 –> 01:23:47,024
(SHRIEKING)

1574
01:23:49,325 –> 01:23:51,227
(ROARING)

1575
01:23:52,595 –> 01:23:54,330
(HOWLS)

1576
01:24:05,809 –> 01:24:07,711
(♪♪♪)

1577
01:25:36,703 –> 01:25:38,605
(♪♪♪)

1578
01:28:04,123 –> 01:28:06,058
(♪♪♪)
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(♪♪♪)

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00:01:18,577 –> 00:01:23,577
Subtitles by explosiveskull
‎‭♥‏‏ Colored by novabros‏‏‏‎

3
00:02:01,713 –> 00:02:03,646
SARAH: Fear.

4
00:02:03,648 –> 00:02:08,018
Fear is something
that everyone experiences.

5
00:02:08,020 –> 00:02:12,322
Fear is a feeling
that we all know.

6
00:02:12,324 –> 00:02:15,795
For me, a fear
that shaped my life was…

7
00:02:17,897 –> 00:02:19,630
(SIGHS)

8
00:02:19,632 –> 00:02:21,464
God, that sucks.

9
00:02:21,466 –> 00:02:23,335
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

10
00:02:27,940 –> 00:02:29,440
(SIGHS)

11
00:02:29,442 –> 00:02:31,475
“Recount a time
when you faced a fear,

12
00:02:31,477 –> 00:02:33,077
challenge or failure.

13
00:02:33,079 –> 00:02:35,982
How did it define you,
or how did you overcome it?”

14
00:02:40,786 –> 00:02:42,722
(♪♪♪)

15
00:02:46,192 –> 00:02:47,426
(RATTLING)

16
00:02:51,430 –> 00:02:53,165
Hello?

17
00:02:54,735 –> 00:02:56,470
Hello?

18
00:03:03,276 –> 00:03:05,477
(ROARS)
(YELPS)

19
00:03:05,479 –> 00:03:07,746
(LAUGHING)

20
00:03:07,748 –> 00:03:09,447
Tyler What are you doing?

21
00:03:09,449 –> 00:03:11,549
Are you crazy?
My mom is gonna hear you.

22
00:03:11,551 –> 00:03:13,119
You see this mask?

23
00:03:13,121 –> 00:03:14,419
Got it on sale.

24
00:03:14,421 –> 00:03:15,655
Very scary.

25
00:03:15,657 –> 00:03:17,288
Sorry.
I was in the neighborhood.

26
00:03:17,290 –> 00:03:19,992
– I texted you like 10 times.
– I told you my phone’s off.

27
00:03:19,994 –> 00:03:22,528
If I miss this deadline,
I don’t get into Columbia.

28
00:03:22,530 –> 00:03:24,864
You’ll be here with me
the next four years.

29
00:03:24,866 –> 00:03:28,934
Consider me your safety school.
Close by, good parties…

30
00:03:28,936 –> 00:03:32,638
Oh, really. Do you also offer
a creative-writing program?

31
00:03:32,640 –> 00:03:36,109
Oh, I’m super creative.
Look, I got you a care package.

32
00:03:36,111 –> 00:03:40,279
– Pringles. And a little bit of Red Bull.
– Heh.

33
00:03:40,281 –> 00:03:42,151
– Thank you.
– You’re welcome.

34
00:03:43,919 –> 00:03:45,152
(DOOR OPENS)

35
00:03:45,154 –> 00:03:46,722
You are so busted.

36
00:03:47,790 –> 00:03:49,923
– So, so busted.
– I’ve got it.

37
00:03:49,925 –> 00:03:51,992
Mom,
this is not what it looks like.

38
00:03:51,994 –> 00:03:54,861
KATHY: No, I know what it is.
I heard the entire thing.

39
00:03:54,863 –> 00:03:56,797
Do people
not whisper anymore?

40
00:03:56,799 –> 00:03:59,633
“Hey, I brought Pringles
and Red Bull.”

41
00:03:59,635 –> 00:04:02,335
“You better be quiet
’cause my mom will hear us.”

42
00:04:02,337 –> 00:04:03,570
(KATHY STAMPS FEET)

43
00:04:03,572 –> 00:04:05,305
Tyler, go home.

44
00:04:05,307 –> 00:04:07,942
Okay.
Uh, just to clarify,

45
00:04:07,944 –> 00:04:10,343
do you mean back out the window
or out the front?

46
00:04:10,345 –> 00:04:11,813
Okay, I’ll use the window.

47
00:04:11,815 –> 00:04:13,681
Sorry, Sarah,
I’ll see you tomorrow.

48
00:04:13,683 –> 00:04:15,417
Ooh! I’m good.

49
00:04:16,485 –> 00:04:18,786
Ah! Still good!

50
00:04:18,788 –> 00:04:21,122
– Go to bed.
– Mom, I can explain.

51
00:04:21,124 –> 00:04:23,491
We’ll discuss this
in the morning.

52
00:04:23,493 –> 00:04:26,094
– Sam is gonna love this.
– You go to bed too.

53
00:04:26,096 –> 00:04:27,929
– What’d I do?
– I don’t need a wingman.

54
00:04:27,931 –> 00:04:30,498
– Okay. Going to bed.
– Hmph.

55
00:04:30,500 –> 00:04:32,400
(DOOR CLOSES)

56
00:04:32,402 –> 00:04:34,304
(♪♪♪)

57
00:04:38,408 –> 00:04:39,844
Ow.

58
00:04:42,046 –> 00:04:44,012
You need to stop
electrocuting yourself

59
00:04:44,014 –> 00:04:46,515
– and eat your breakfast.
– Mom, this is due tomorrow,

60
00:04:46,517 –> 00:04:48,417
and it’s worth 50 percent
of my grade.

61
00:04:48,419 –> 00:04:51,053
How about you eat 50 percent
of your eggs?

62
00:04:51,055 –> 00:04:52,688
(POWER WHINES)

63
00:04:52,690 –> 00:04:54,056
Sonny, seriously?

64
00:04:54,058 –> 00:04:55,958
Sorry. I’m getting close.

65
00:04:55,960 –> 00:04:57,259
(DOORBELL RINGING)

66
00:04:57,261 –> 00:04:59,595
Coming.

67
00:04:59,597 –> 00:05:02,031
Coming!

68
00:05:02,033 –> 00:05:03,532
Morning, Ms. Quinn.

69
00:05:03,534 –> 00:05:05,367
– Good morning, Sam.
– How you doing?

70
00:05:05,369 –> 00:05:07,804
MAN: Kathy! Thank
you for taking Sam.

71
00:05:07,806 –> 00:05:10,073
We’ll be back in three days.
We owe you.

72
00:05:10,075 –> 00:05:11,340
You definitely do.

73
00:05:11,342 –> 00:05:13,375
(HORN HONKS)
(CHUCKLING)

74
00:05:13,377 –> 00:05:15,178
Sonny!
Grab your backpack.

75
00:05:15,180 –> 00:05:17,247
Sarah, let’s go!
I’ve got an errand to run

76
00:05:17,249 –> 00:05:19,117
– on the way to school.
SARAH: Coming!

77
00:05:20,685 –> 00:05:22,719
My condolences on your bust
last night.

78
00:05:22,721 –> 00:05:24,921
Good thing I’m here,
in case any other dudes

79
00:05:24,923 –> 00:05:26,556
try to climb
through your window.

80
00:05:26,558 –> 00:05:28,324
Sonny. I’m gonna kill you.

81
00:05:28,326 –> 00:05:30,961
Kill him in the car.
Okay Go, go, go.

82
00:05:30,963 –> 00:05:34,265
Halloween with pumpkins
And mice

83
00:05:34,267 –> 00:05:37,600
Halloween, it’s so nice

84
00:05:37,602 –> 00:05:39,103
Halloween

85
00:05:39,105 –> 00:05:41,872
– Faster, faster.
With pumpkins and mice

86
00:05:41,874 –> 00:05:45,743
Hey, Kathy.
Hey, kids. Heh, heh.

87
00:05:45,745 –> 00:05:47,310
Mr. Chu.

88
00:05:47,312 –> 00:05:49,947
Wow, you practically got
a theme park here.

89
00:05:49,949 –> 00:05:51,649
Check this out.

90
00:05:51,651 –> 00:05:54,051
(WHIRRING)

91
00:05:54,053 –> 00:05:56,854
Oh, my… Oh! Whoa!

92
00:05:56,856 –> 00:06:00,357
(CHUCKLING)
It’s like being in the movies!

93
00:06:00,359 –> 00:06:03,094
I’m gonna have these puppies
up and running in no time.

94
00:06:03,096 –> 00:06:04,595
You know, for the kids.

95
00:06:04,597 –> 00:06:07,766
– Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
– All right. Bye.

96
00:06:07,768 –> 00:06:09,668
He doesn’t actually have kids,
does he?

97
00:06:09,670 –> 00:06:10,969
No, he does not.

98
00:06:10,971 –> 00:06:13,471
Ooh!

99
00:06:13,473 –> 00:06:15,407
(♪♪♪)

100
00:06:15,409 –> 00:06:18,011
All right, everybody,
let’s make this quick.

101
00:06:19,680 –> 00:06:22,480
You can each pick out a pumpkin
to carve if you want to,

102
00:06:22,482 –> 00:06:24,683
but meet me at
the register in five minutes,

103
00:06:24,685 –> 00:06:25,853
– all right?
– Okay.

104
00:06:26,687 –> 00:06:28,787
Alrighty.

105
00:06:28,789 –> 00:06:30,455
Right here Really?

106
00:06:30,457 –> 00:06:34,996
Yes, here. Everywhere.
It’s called marketing.

107
00:06:38,132 –> 00:06:39,632
Anything you wanna
say to me?

108
00:06:39,634 –> 00:06:43,536
Mom… Mom, I was
working all night. I swear.

109
00:06:43,538 –> 00:06:46,372
I swear,
Tyler just snuck over and…

110
00:06:46,374 –> 00:06:48,441
I’ve just been so stuck
on this essay…

111
00:06:48,443 –> 00:06:50,943
You’re a great writer.
You always have been.

112
00:06:50,945 –> 00:06:53,546
When you have to sum up
your whole life in one essay,

113
00:06:53,548 –> 00:06:55,715
it all just sounds so…

114
00:06:55,717 –> 00:06:57,284
unimpressive.

115
00:06:57,286 –> 00:07:01,722
Honey. I think you’re very
impressive and very capable.

116
00:07:01,724 –> 00:07:02,990
You do?

117
00:07:02,992 –> 00:07:04,324
Thank you.

118
00:07:04,326 –> 00:07:05,692
I do.

119
00:07:05,694 –> 00:07:07,928
Which is why I need you
to watch Sonny and Sam

120
00:07:07,930 –> 00:07:09,696
this week
while I’m working doubles.

121
00:07:09,698 –> 00:07:12,065
Mom! No!
My essay is due Friday.

122
00:07:12,067 –> 00:07:14,701
Sonny’s bigger than me.
He doesn’t need a babysitter.

123
00:07:14,703 –> 00:07:19,173
Ha, ha. Have you seen what he
blows up when he’s supervised?

124
00:07:19,175 –> 00:07:21,842
Hon, I know you’re focused
on getting out of here.

125
00:07:21,844 –> 00:07:23,877
But if I don’t cover
these shifts at work,

126
00:07:23,879 –> 00:07:25,146
I could lose my job.

127
00:07:25,148 –> 00:07:27,683
I need to know
I can count on you.

128
00:07:31,121 –> 00:07:34,088
Okay. Fine.

129
00:07:34,090 –> 00:07:36,557
– Really?
– Yes, really.

130
00:07:36,559 –> 00:07:40,795
Well, you have earned yourself
some corn cushions, little lady.

131
00:07:40,797 –> 00:07:42,096
Really Mom.

132
00:07:42,098 –> 00:07:43,932
(BEEPS)

133
00:07:43,934 –> 00:07:47,202
You’re looking real nice today.

134
00:07:47,204 –> 00:07:51,106
Thank you. Heh, heh.
Blue is very in this year.

135
00:07:51,108 –> 00:07:54,176
– I see you got the memo.
– I guess we’re in the know.

136
00:07:54,178 –> 00:07:55,411
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

137
00:07:55,413 –> 00:07:57,279
Okay. Hey, you know,
the adult diapers

138
00:07:57,281 –> 00:07:59,181
are 2-for-1
if you wanna grab another.

139
00:07:59,183 –> 00:08:01,083
– I just need one today.
– Okay. All right.

140
00:08:01,085 –> 00:08:03,419
I don’t need them.
They’re for the nursing home

141
00:08:03,421 –> 00:08:04,820
– where I work.
– Of course.

142
00:08:04,822 –> 00:08:07,089
– I… I don’t… Heh, heh.
– Hey, no judgment.

143
00:08:07,091 –> 00:08:09,758
– Um, okay. Heh, heh.
– I use a toilet. Heh, heh.

144
00:08:09,760 –> 00:08:13,929
All right. Well, hopefully,
I’ll, uh, see you around soon.

145
00:08:13,931 –> 00:08:16,732
Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for checking me out.

146
00:08:16,734 –> 00:08:19,235
Ringing up my purchases.
You know.

147
00:08:19,237 –> 00:08:20,869
Yes. Yeah. Well, both.

148
00:08:20,871 –> 00:08:23,472
– Yeah. Heh.
– I’ll just get my diapers and go.

149
00:08:23,474 –> 00:08:24,740
Yeah.

150
00:08:24,742 –> 00:08:25,976
Happy Halloween!

151
00:08:25,978 –> 00:08:28,044
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

152
00:08:28,046 –> 00:08:29,948
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

153
00:08:31,950 –> 00:08:33,283
BOY: Yeah, I can help you.

154
00:08:33,285 –> 00:08:34,584
GIRL: Hey, wait up!

155
00:08:34,586 –> 00:08:36,555
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)

156
00:08:38,323 –> 00:08:40,657
Oh, dude,
science fair sign-ups.

157
00:08:40,659 –> 00:08:42,692
If I can just get
my Tesla Tower to work,

158
00:08:42,694 –> 00:08:44,127
easily win. It’d be so cool.

159
00:08:44,129 –> 00:08:45,996
What do you mean?
You’re already cool.

160
00:08:45,998 –> 00:08:49,300
We are treasure hunters.
People respect us around here.

161
00:08:49,302 –> 00:08:51,035
(LAUGHING)

162
00:08:51,037 –> 00:08:52,970
– Ew.
TOMMY: Hey, Junk Bros.

163
00:08:52,972 –> 00:08:56,007
SAM: Spit wads What are you, 9?

164
00:08:56,009 –> 00:08:57,675
What’d you say?

165
00:08:57,677 –> 00:08:59,810
(WHISPERING)
Sam, what are you doing?

166
00:08:59,812 –> 00:09:01,748
I got this.

167
00:09:06,652 –> 00:09:08,353
You know,

168
00:09:08,355 –> 00:09:11,423
we were gonna TP Principal
Harrison’s house tomorrow night.

169
00:09:11,425 –> 00:09:13,258
But now,
I think I’m just gonna spend

170
00:09:13,260 –> 00:09:15,260
the whole night
chasing you guys around.

171
00:09:15,262 –> 00:09:18,196
Hey. Boys,
move it or you’re tardy.

172
00:09:18,198 –> 00:09:19,797
Of course, Ms. Hoover.

173
00:09:19,799 –> 00:09:22,434
I was just extolling
to my good friends Sam and Sonny

174
00:09:22,436 –> 00:09:24,970
my deep love for homework
and all things learning.

175
00:09:24,972 –> 00:09:26,206
Get to class.

176
00:09:30,778 –> 00:09:32,012
Yeah.

177
00:09:32,946 –> 00:09:34,980
What a jerk.

178
00:09:34,982 –> 00:09:36,581
I’d like to check
this book out, please.

179
00:09:36,583 –> 00:09:38,384
And you are…?

180
00:09:38,386 –> 00:09:40,386
Tyler Mitchell.

181
00:09:40,388 –> 00:09:43,922
Okay, Tyler Mitchell.

182
00:09:43,924 –> 00:09:46,325
Oh. Yeah, you have four books

183
00:09:46,327 –> 00:09:48,760
you haven’t returned
since sophomore year.

184
00:09:48,762 –> 00:09:50,729
And your account is frozen.

185
00:09:50,731 –> 00:09:51,998
Damn.

186
00:09:52,000 –> 00:09:53,933
It’s gonna cost 40 bucks
to unfreeze it.

187
00:09:53,935 –> 00:09:55,902
I just spent it
on tickets for us

188
00:09:55,904 –> 00:09:57,937
to see DJ Bisky
at the Den tonight.

189
00:09:57,939 –> 00:10:00,239
You have to come.
You can’t say no.

190
00:10:00,241 –> 00:10:02,509
My way of saying sorry
for getting you busted.

191
00:10:02,511 –> 00:10:04,744
I-I can’t.
My mom is making me

192
00:10:04,746 –> 00:10:07,514
watch my stupid brother
all week and his friend…

193
00:10:07,516 –> 00:10:10,150
Come on. Don’t wait for college
to start having fun.

194
00:10:10,152 –> 00:10:11,552
Show starts at 8.

195
00:10:11,554 –> 00:10:14,654
Get your brother
a babysitter.

196
00:10:14,656 –> 00:10:16,258
(♪♪♪)

197
00:10:21,097 –> 00:10:24,266
Okay. Sam, what do you think?

198
00:10:25,267 –> 00:10:27,434
Nice. Looks just like you.

199
00:10:27,436 –> 00:10:28,804
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

200
00:10:31,107 –> 00:10:32,576
Hello.

201
00:10:34,276 –> 00:10:36,743
Yeah. Yeah, you’re speaking
to a Junk Brother.

202
00:10:36,745 –> 00:10:39,613
Yes, ma’am. This afternoon?

203
00:10:39,615 –> 00:10:41,748
Let me check with my associate.

204
00:10:41,750 –> 00:10:43,750
– Hang up on her.
– This is our opportunity.

205
00:10:43,752 –> 00:10:45,819
– We’re too busy. Stop it.
– We’re doing this.

206
00:10:45,821 –> 00:10:48,490
I have my Tesla Tower project,
I have algebra. No way.

207
00:10:48,492 –> 00:10:50,492
– Fine, fine, fine! Whatever.
– Sam.

208
00:10:50,494 –> 00:10:52,095
All right. Fine.

209
00:10:53,497 –> 00:10:56,231
You are in luck.
Yeah, we can squeeze you in.

210
00:10:56,233 –> 00:10:59,267
24 Ashley Lane?

211
00:10:59,269 –> 00:11:00,835
No, no problem. No problem.

212
00:11:00,837 –> 00:11:04,174
Yeah. Fear not, ma’am.
Junk is our middle name.

213
00:11:05,343 –> 00:11:06,808
(PHONE BEEPS)

214
00:11:06,810 –> 00:11:09,211
“Junk is our…”?
Do you even hear yourself?

215
00:11:09,213 –> 00:11:12,982
Get your shoes on.
It’s time to get rich!

216
00:11:12,984 –> 00:11:15,151
I already have my shoes on.

217
00:11:15,153 –> 00:11:17,088
(♪♪♪)

218
00:11:37,342 –> 00:11:40,544
I guess this is it.
24 Ashley Lane.

219
00:11:40,546 –> 00:11:43,046
Twenty-four is the number
of people murdered here.

220
00:11:43,048 –> 00:11:44,813
All right, Sonny.

221
00:11:44,815 –> 00:11:46,449
Let’s do this.

222
00:11:46,451 –> 00:11:48,353
(CROW CAWING)

223
00:11:57,729 –> 00:12:00,600
Hey. I don’t like the way
those things are looking at us.

224
00:12:03,636 –> 00:12:06,939
We’re treasure hunters, Sonny,
remember. Come on.

225
00:12:20,153 –> 00:12:21,754
(DOOR CREAKS)

226
00:12:27,060 –> 00:12:28,395
Hello?

227
00:12:38,339 –> 00:12:39,506
SONNY: Some treasure.

228
00:12:41,442 –> 00:12:43,310
This place
is definitely haunted.

229
00:12:46,947 –> 00:12:50,182
Dude, there’s more stuff
over here. Come on.

230
00:12:50,184 –> 00:12:53,118
This room’s
even worse.

231
00:12:53,120 –> 00:12:55,287
Come on, Sonny,
it’s not that bad.

232
00:12:55,289 –> 00:12:57,425
There is nothing
to be afraid of.

233
00:12:58,360 –> 00:13:00,360
(BOTH YELL)

234
00:13:00,362 –> 00:13:01,730
(CLEARS THROAT)

235
00:13:06,401 –> 00:13:08,468
SAM: Who stuffs a cat?

236
00:13:08,470 –> 00:13:11,006
How much are they paying us
for this?

237
00:13:12,741 –> 00:13:14,540
(GRUNTS)

238
00:13:14,542 –> 00:13:16,609
Can’t believe you said
we’d work for free.

239
00:13:16,611 –> 00:13:18,278
Not for free.
The lady said

240
00:13:18,280 –> 00:13:20,413
we could keep any junk
we don’t throw away.

241
00:13:20,415 –> 00:13:22,549
Some of that stuff
can have monetary value.

242
00:13:22,551 –> 00:13:24,685
You know what else
has monetary value, Sam?

243
00:13:24,687 –> 00:13:27,222
– Actual money.
– Just start cleaning. Come on.

244
00:13:30,959 –> 00:13:33,594
Found some more stuff
in the attic.

245
00:13:33,596 –> 00:13:36,766
SAM: Okay, what do we got?
– Maybe this is worth something.

246
00:13:40,436 –> 00:13:41,735
It’s stuck.

247
00:13:41,737 –> 00:13:43,272
(GRUNTING)

248
00:13:48,578 –> 00:13:50,480
(♪♪♪)

249
00:13:56,018 –> 00:13:58,320
Dude, I think
we just found a treasure chest!

250
00:13:58,322 –> 00:14:00,455
– Go get it.
– Jackpot!

251
00:14:00,457 –> 00:14:03,191
This is amazing.
It’s like a whole room in here.

252
00:14:03,193 –> 00:14:05,462
I told you.
We come here, we find treasure.

253
00:14:07,964 –> 00:14:10,365
Help me with this.
I bet this thing

254
00:14:10,367 –> 00:14:12,702
is filled with gold
and diamonds and Bitcoins.

255
00:14:12,704 –> 00:14:15,103
Uh, you know Bitcoins
are cryptocurrency, right?

256
00:14:15,105 –> 00:14:17,305
It’s not real coins,
it’s virtual coins.

257
00:14:17,307 –> 00:14:20,175
It’s really cool. It starts
with a process called mining…

258
00:14:20,177 –> 00:14:22,143
Stop being a nerd
for a second and help.

259
00:14:22,145 –> 00:14:24,179
– Yeah, sorry.
– Thank you. Here.

260
00:14:24,181 –> 00:14:27,785
All right. You ready?
Three, two, and…

261
00:14:31,356 –> 00:14:32,523
What?

262
00:14:36,594 –> 00:14:38,461
It’s locked.

263
00:14:38,463 –> 00:14:40,262
Who would lock a book?

264
00:14:40,264 –> 00:14:41,966
Here’s a key.

265
00:14:44,168 –> 00:14:45,635
(BOTH COUGH)

266
00:14:45,637 –> 00:14:47,671
Oh, man.

267
00:14:47,673 –> 00:14:49,374
(GROANS)
(SIGHS)

268
00:14:52,143 –> 00:14:54,176
SAM: Well, what’s in it?

269
00:14:54,178 –> 00:14:56,248
Nothing.
It’s just a beat-up old book.

270
00:14:57,915 –> 00:14:59,685
Doesn’t have a title page.

271
00:15:01,919 –> 00:15:04,321
– So much for treasure.
– Well, look.

272
00:15:04,323 –> 00:15:06,757
We still have all this stuff.
This is a good haul.

273
00:15:06,759 –> 00:15:08,258
Just grab the book anyway.

274
00:15:08,260 –> 00:15:10,427
– It’s gotta be worth something.
– Yeah.

275
00:15:10,429 –> 00:15:12,028
(GASPS)

276
00:15:12,030 –> 00:15:13,932
(♪♪♪)

277
00:15:15,100 –> 00:15:17,704
Sam. Sam, turn around.

278
00:15:19,071 –> 00:15:21,305
(GASPS)

279
00:15:21,307 –> 00:15:23,243
SAM: Where did that come from?

280
00:15:38,658 –> 00:15:42,061
“My name is Slappy.
What’s yours?”

281
00:15:45,365 –> 00:15:48,232
Wait, I think it says something
on the back.

282
00:15:48,234 –> 00:15:52,939
SONNY: “Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

283
00:15:56,477 –> 00:15:58,076
He’s so creepy.

284
00:15:58,078 –> 00:16:00,379
It’s kind of like he’s alive.

285
00:16:00,381 –> 00:16:02,080
I don’t think
anything’s been alive

286
00:16:02,082 –> 00:16:03,482
in this house
since that cat.

287
00:16:03,484 –> 00:16:05,617
I mean, look at this place.

288
00:16:05,619 –> 00:16:07,654
– But I’m alive now!
– Aah!

289
00:16:07,656 –> 00:16:10,055
Oh, Sonny, just give me a kiss.
Just one smooch.

290
00:16:10,057 –> 00:16:12,257
– That’s not funny.
– Yes, it is. It’s hilarious.

291
00:16:12,259 –> 00:16:14,326
It’s a business.
We’re running a business.

292
00:16:14,328 –> 00:16:15,662
Take this more seriously.

293
00:16:15,664 –> 00:16:17,397
It’s too easy, Sonny.
Come on, man.

294
00:16:17,399 –> 00:16:18,964
Hey, I’m taking him.

295
00:16:18,966 –> 00:16:20,966
SONNY: Don’t know why
you took that thing.

296
00:16:20,968 –> 00:16:23,101
– What do you mean He’s awesome.
– Whatever.

297
00:16:23,103 –> 00:16:26,773
TOMMY: Hey, it’s the Junk Sisters!

298
00:16:26,775 –> 00:16:28,475
Oh, great.

299
00:16:28,477 –> 00:16:30,977
Well, at least we know
our marketing’s working.

300
00:16:30,979 –> 00:16:33,781
No teacher around
to save you now.

301
00:16:33,783 –> 00:16:36,049
Hey, are you wearing
my old sweater

302
00:16:36,051 –> 00:16:37,283
from my grandma’s yard sale?

303
00:16:37,285 –> 00:16:38,551
(ALL LAUGH)

304
00:16:38,553 –> 00:16:39,689
Leave us alone.

305
00:16:41,056 –> 00:16:42,456
Okay.

306
00:16:42,458 –> 00:16:44,592
Give me back my sweater
and I’ll let you go.

307
00:16:44,594 –> 00:16:45,826
Really?

308
00:16:45,828 –> 00:16:47,430
Unless you want
your face punched.

309
00:16:50,266 –> 00:16:52,335
(SIGHING)
Whatever.

310
00:16:54,871 –> 00:16:56,138
And your box.

311
00:16:59,709 –> 00:17:03,277
Fine. Just take it.

312
00:17:03,279 –> 00:17:04,612
Yo, what we got?

313
00:17:04,614 –> 00:17:06,815
– What’s this?
– Let’s see. Old radio.

314
00:17:06,817 –> 00:17:09,183
BOY 1: Is that a ruler?
BOY 2: That’s a dog toy.

315
00:17:09,185 –> 00:17:11,553
A stupid book.

316
00:17:11,555 –> 00:17:13,320
Wow.

317
00:17:13,322 –> 00:17:15,857
Great business
you guys are running.

318
00:17:15,859 –> 00:17:17,792
Heh. Your turn.

319
00:17:17,794 –> 00:17:20,328
No. No,
I’m not giving you my box.

320
00:17:20,330 –> 00:17:23,465
Sam, just give it to him.
I like my face unpunched.

321
00:17:23,467 –> 00:17:25,536
No way.
We worked for this stuff.

322
00:17:26,603 –> 00:17:28,370
– Hey, Tommy!
TOMMY: Oh!

323
00:17:28,372 –> 00:17:30,105
– Look at that.
– Tommy, give him back!

324
00:17:30,107 –> 00:17:32,607
Want your doll You dress him up
when you get home?

325
00:17:32,609 –> 00:17:34,442
SAM: Tommy, this isn’t funny.

326
00:17:34,444 –> 00:17:35,579
SONNY: Sam…

327
00:17:37,114 –> 00:17:38,548
What the…?

328
00:17:38,550 –> 00:17:39,918
(SAM & SONNY LAUGH)

329
00:17:45,557 –> 00:17:46,724
What is going on?

330
00:17:48,226 –> 00:17:49,659
BOY 1: Tommy, pull up your pants!

331
00:17:49,661 –> 00:17:51,127
They’re stuck.

332
00:17:51,129 –> 00:17:53,362
Thank you very much.
Sonny, we need to go!

333
00:17:53,364 –> 00:17:57,166
Go! Go! Go! No, don’t touch
my underwear! God! Stop!

334
00:17:57,168 –> 00:18:00,102
No! Go get them!
No! Go get them!

335
00:18:00,104 –> 00:18:02,572
– Go!
– Okay, okay, okay!

336
00:18:02,574 –> 00:18:04,475
(♪♪♪)

337
00:18:10,015 –> 00:18:11,748
Better pedal faster!

338
00:18:11,750 –> 00:18:13,050
Oh, no.

339
00:18:13,052 –> 00:18:14,885
Come on,
don’t make it easy for us!

340
00:18:14,887 –> 00:18:16,118
We need to go!

341
00:18:16,120 –> 00:18:17,888
We’re gonna get you, man!

342
00:18:17,890 –> 00:18:19,291
They’re gaining on us!

343
00:18:21,360 –> 00:18:22,494
Faster!

344
00:18:26,599 –> 00:18:28,100
(ALL GRUNT)

345
00:18:31,537 –> 00:18:34,204
(ALL GROANING)

346
00:18:34,206 –> 00:18:37,075
– What just happened?
– I have no idea.

347
00:18:37,077 –> 00:18:40,044
Get back here, you two!

348
00:18:40,046 –> 00:18:42,914
Ah.
Why does this keep happening?

349
00:18:42,916 –> 00:18:45,416
Sarah!
You won’t believe what happened.

350
00:18:45,418 –> 00:18:47,185
You are never
going to believe this.

351
00:18:47,187 –> 00:18:49,420
We were in this crazy,
abandoned, creepy house

352
00:18:49,422 –> 00:18:51,789
and found this fireplace,
which had a cat on it I twisted.

353
00:18:51,791 –> 00:18:54,059
It went to a secret
compartment that opened.

354
00:18:54,061 –> 00:18:55,727
Then there was a treasure chest.

355
00:18:55,729 –> 00:18:58,897
Okay, but long story short,
we found…

356
00:18:58,899 –> 00:19:00,600
this guy!

357
00:19:02,168 –> 00:19:03,434
Th-this guy.

358
00:19:03,436 –> 00:19:05,738
This… guy.

359
00:19:05,740 –> 00:19:09,341
Wow. It’s like you’re actively
trying not to be cool.

360
00:19:09,343 –> 00:19:12,611
Here. Mom specifically said
you should fold the laundry.

361
00:19:12,613 –> 00:19:16,118
I’ll be in my room if you
need me, but do not need me.

362
00:19:20,655 –> 00:19:22,488
Hey, Sarah?

363
00:19:22,490 –> 00:19:25,591
This specifically says you are
supposed to fold the laundry.

364
00:19:25,593 –> 00:19:26,826
(DOOR CLOSES)

365
00:19:26,828 –> 00:19:28,094
Sarah.

366
00:19:28,096 –> 00:19:30,096
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

367
00:19:30,098 –> 00:19:31,765
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

368
00:19:31,767 –> 00:19:33,600
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

369
00:19:33,602 –> 00:19:40,340
I spend all the time
Waiting at night for you

370
00:19:40,342 –> 00:19:43,643
What am I doing?

371
00:19:43,645 –> 00:19:46,279
SONNY: We already banned jumping.

372
00:19:46,281 –> 00:19:49,616
SAM: I banned sucking, yet here you are.
Now, come on.

373
00:19:49,618 –> 00:19:52,752
Hey! Yes!

374
00:19:52,754 –> 00:19:54,187
Yes!

375
00:19:54,189 –> 00:19:55,655
It’s 4 to 1.
Why are you celebrating?

376
00:19:55,657 –> 00:19:57,792
Scoring is a reason
for celebration.

377
00:19:57,794 –> 00:19:59,894
SARAH: Bye, I’m leaving!

378
00:19:59,896 –> 00:20:02,496
– Where you going?
– Out. I’ll be back by 10.

379
00:20:02,498 –> 00:20:04,498
If Mom calls,
tell her I’m in the shower.

380
00:20:04,500 –> 00:20:07,068
You were gonna help me
with my science presentation.

381
00:20:07,070 –> 00:20:08,335
There’s two dummies
on the couch.

382
00:20:08,337 –> 00:20:09,570
Practice on one of them.

383
00:20:09,572 –> 00:20:11,338
Ouch.

384
00:20:11,340 –> 00:20:13,240
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

385
00:20:13,242 –> 00:20:15,179
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

386
00:20:17,014 –> 00:20:18,916
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

387
00:20:44,142 –> 00:20:45,275
Tyler!

388
00:20:59,524 –> 00:21:01,793
(DANCE MUSIC FADES INTO BACKGROUND)

389
00:21:08,099 –> 00:21:11,002
(♪♪♪)

390
00:21:25,151 –> 00:21:26,317
(SIGHS)

391
00:21:36,462 –> 00:21:37,797
(ENGINE STARTS)

392
00:21:43,270 –> 00:21:45,604
SAM: All right, there we go.

393
00:21:48,809 –> 00:21:51,144
Okay. And…

394
00:21:53,312 –> 00:21:58,149
Sergeant, your orders
are to guard this porch.

395
00:21:58,151 –> 00:22:00,351
It was more than
a hundred years ago

396
00:22:00,353 –> 00:22:02,620
when Nikola Tesla
first lit up the sky

397
00:22:02,622 –> 00:22:04,256
over Wardenclyffe, New York.

398
00:22:04,258 –> 00:22:05,990
Tesla wanted to create a world

399
00:22:05,992 –> 00:22:07,826
where anything
could be transmitted

400
00:22:07,828 –> 00:22:09,327
through giant electric towers:

401
00:22:09,329 –> 00:22:13,531
Power, sound,
maybe even brain waves.

402
00:22:13,533 –> 00:22:16,501
It was like
the original Wi-Fi.

403
00:22:16,503 –> 00:22:20,840
But suddenly and mysteriously,
he shut down his lab in 1908.

404
00:22:20,842 –> 00:22:23,609
His tower
never lit up the sky again.

405
00:22:23,611 –> 00:22:24,844
Until…

406
00:22:24,846 –> 00:22:26,111
today!

407
00:22:26,113 –> 00:22:27,682
May I have a volunteer?

408
00:22:28,783 –> 00:22:30,783
You, sir, in the gray suit.

409
00:22:30,785 –> 00:22:34,355
Hold this
and prepare to be amazed.

410
00:22:35,990 –> 00:22:37,489
I present to you all:

411
00:22:37,491 –> 00:22:38,659
Tesla!

412
00:22:41,964 –> 00:22:43,298
(POWER WHINES)

413
00:22:45,033 –> 00:22:46,500
(SIGHS)

414
00:22:49,537 –> 00:22:51,605
Don’t give me that look.

415
00:22:51,607 –> 00:22:53,807
I’m trying
to bring back your tower.

416
00:22:53,809 –> 00:22:55,141
(♪♪♪)

417
00:22:55,143 –> 00:22:57,177
SLAPPY: Bravo.

418
00:22:57,179 –> 00:23:00,981
I, for one, think it’s
an electrifying presentation.

419
00:23:00,983 –> 00:23:02,718
(CACKLES)

420
00:23:05,053 –> 00:23:08,124
Sam. I’m not
gonna fall for that again.

421
00:23:09,825 –> 00:23:12,059
Ha-ha-ha. Very funny.

422
00:23:12,061 –> 00:23:13,727
It’s like a microphone?

423
00:23:13,729 –> 00:23:16,429
You’re talking through
your cell phone or something?

424
00:23:16,431 –> 00:23:19,200
Sam.
Sam, it’s a stupid prank.

425
00:23:19,202 –> 00:23:21,738
You ever heard
of personal space Mm!

426
00:23:27,510 –> 00:23:28,878
(GRUNTS)

427
00:23:32,081 –> 00:23:33,881
How are you talking
to me right now?

428
00:23:33,883 –> 00:23:38,086
You brought me to life.
Don’t you remember, Sonny?

429
00:23:38,088 –> 00:23:39,854
– Sam?
SAM: What?

430
00:23:39,856 –> 00:23:41,722
What’s the problem?

431
00:23:41,724 –> 00:23:43,424
Just come up here. Please.

432
00:23:43,426 –> 00:23:45,593
Dude, I told you,
I don’t care about Tesla.

433
00:23:45,595 –> 00:23:47,729
– Right now, Sam.
SAM: Fine!

434
00:23:47,731 –> 00:23:50,065
I’ve always wanted a brother.

435
00:23:50,067 –> 00:23:52,434
Please don’t try
to educate me on Tesla.

436
00:23:52,436 –> 00:23:57,541
Hello, Sam. Thank you for saving
me from that moron today.

437
00:23:58,609 –> 00:24:00,343
Oh, he’s battery-operated.

438
00:24:00,345 –> 00:24:02,544
(WHISPERING) No, no, no.
Sam, Sam, he’s alive.

439
00:24:02,546 –> 00:24:04,613
SLAPPY: Sorry for what
happened with Tommy.

440
00:24:04,615 –> 00:24:07,749
I guess you could say
he got hosed.

441
00:24:07,751 –> 00:24:10,219
(CACKLES)

442
00:24:10,221 –> 00:24:11,988
– That was you?
SLAPPY: Yep.

443
00:24:11,990 –> 00:24:16,592
And now that we’re family,
we can be brothers!

444
00:24:16,594 –> 00:24:18,930
I think I’d make
a great Junk Brother.

445
00:24:20,498 –> 00:24:23,499
Right. Just a sec. Sidebar.

446
00:24:23,501 –> 00:24:24,801
Are we losing our minds?

447
00:24:24,803 –> 00:24:26,736
I don’t think
we can at the same time.

448
00:24:26,738 –> 00:24:28,071
Okay, but just to clarify,

449
00:24:28,073 –> 00:24:29,806
we’re talking
to a puppet right now.

450
00:24:29,808 –> 00:24:31,042
Yeah.

451
00:24:32,744 –> 00:24:34,347
Maybe he’s alive.

452
00:24:36,581 –> 00:24:40,317
Of course I’m alive!
Heh-heh-heh.

453
00:24:40,319 –> 00:24:44,154
And I can make
all your problems go away.

454
00:24:44,156 –> 00:24:47,360
Didn’t your sister tell you
to fold the laundry?

455
00:24:50,496 –> 00:24:53,831
There. Now you have time
to do your homework.

456
00:24:53,833 –> 00:24:57,134
Oh, what’s that You don’t want
to do your homework?

457
00:24:57,136 –> 00:24:59,638
That’s okay.
I just did it for you.

458
00:25:01,640 –> 00:25:03,542
(♪♪♪)

459
00:25:06,779 –> 00:25:08,612
You know algebra?

460
00:25:08,614 –> 00:25:10,514
A squared
plus B squared equals

461
00:25:10,516 –> 00:25:12,549
of course! Heh, heh.

462
00:25:12,551 –> 00:25:15,887
This is amazing.
It’s all correct.

463
00:25:15,889 –> 00:25:17,856
So you can change
all of our grades.

464
00:25:17,858 –> 00:25:21,327
I can only change
the things right in front of me.

465
00:25:21,329 –> 00:25:24,931
But whatever I see,
I can bring to life.

466
00:25:26,367 –> 00:25:29,368
Karru marri odonna loma

467
00:25:29,370 –> 00:25:33,239
molonu karrano.

468
00:25:33,241 –> 00:25:35,673
ANNOUNCER: Round one. Fight!

469
00:25:35,675 –> 00:25:39,011
(BOTH SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

470
00:25:39,013 –> 00:25:40,481
(BOTH GRUNTING)

471
00:25:42,283 –> 00:25:43,949
SONNY: That is awesome.

472
00:25:43,951 –> 00:25:47,787
I will never question
picking up junk again.

473
00:25:47,789 –> 00:25:49,955
Wait until Mom
and Sarah find out.

474
00:25:49,957 –> 00:25:51,223
(GROANS)

475
00:25:51,225 –> 00:25:53,025
SLAPPY: Slow your roll there, kid.

476
00:25:53,027 –> 00:25:56,562
Let’s just keep this
our little secret for now.

477
00:25:56,564 –> 00:26:00,666
Give me a chance
to win them over first.

478
00:26:00,668 –> 00:26:02,536
(CACKLES)

479
00:26:02,538 –> 00:26:04,905
(CAR NOISES PLAYING OVER TV)

480
00:26:04,907 –> 00:26:08,008
SLAPPY: Ah, you’re terrible at this.
Heh-heh-heh.

481
00:26:08,010 –> 00:26:10,043
I’m literally crushing you
right now.

482
00:26:10,045 –> 00:26:12,345
Can’t believe you’re losing
to a puppet.

483
00:26:12,347 –> 00:26:15,550
Right. And I’m not
even using my magical powers.

484
00:26:15,552 –> 00:26:16,718
– Heh. Hm?
(DOOR SLAMS)

485
00:26:21,857 –> 00:26:23,623
Back so soon?

486
00:26:23,625 –> 00:26:25,460
– Don’t ask.
SONNY: Are you okay?

487
00:26:25,462 –> 00:26:27,627
– What happened?
– What happened?

488
00:26:27,629 –> 00:26:30,730
Well, turns out the guy I liked
is a total scumbag.

489
00:26:30,732 –> 00:26:33,234
Mom expects me to run
this entire house by myself.

490
00:26:33,236 –> 00:26:35,570
And if I don’t figure out
this essay by Friday,

491
00:26:35,572 –> 00:26:39,075
I’m never getting out of this
town. So no, I’m not okay.

492
00:26:43,213 –> 00:26:45,148
Why are you guys
acting so weird?

493
00:26:46,182 –> 00:26:47,416
– Us?
– Nothing.

494
00:26:47,418 –> 00:26:48,850
SAM: No reason at all. Mm-hm.

495
00:26:48,852 –> 00:26:50,519
I’m working
on my science project.

496
00:26:50,521 –> 00:26:52,687
– We’re just playing video games.
– Just us two.

497
00:26:52,689 –> 00:26:55,022
– Nobody else.
SONNY: Mm-hm.

498
00:26:55,024 –> 00:26:56,924
I’m going to bed.

499
00:26:56,926 –> 00:26:58,262
Good night.

500
00:26:59,463 –> 00:27:01,398
(♪♪♪)

501
00:27:03,934 –> 00:27:05,402
Who just said that?

502
00:27:06,737 –> 00:27:08,203
– Me!
– Sam.

503
00:27:08,205 –> 00:27:09,606
(IN RASPY VOICE)
Good night.

504
00:27:09,608 –> 00:27:11,373
SONNY: It’s a new thing we’re doing.

505
00:27:11,375 –> 00:27:13,375
(IN RASPY VOICE) Good night.
Good night.

506
00:27:13,377 –> 00:27:15,277
– Hit the hay.
SONNY: Good night, Sarah.

507
00:27:15,279 –> 00:27:17,514
Night-night.

508
00:27:17,516 –> 00:27:19,748
(NORMALLY)
That is not cool, Slappy.

509
00:27:19,750 –> 00:27:21,286
(CHUCKLES)

510
00:27:25,190 –> 00:27:27,058
(♪♪♪)

511
00:27:42,874 –> 00:27:44,743
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

512
00:28:20,180 –> 00:28:22,049
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

513
00:28:29,722 –> 00:28:32,390
What the hell?

514
00:28:32,392 –> 00:28:36,061
– Ugh. God, they are such tools.
TYLER: Boo!

515
00:28:36,063 –> 00:28:38,863
(GASPS, THEN CHUCKLES)

516
00:28:38,865 –> 00:28:41,567
Missed you at the show
last night.

517
00:28:41,569 –> 00:28:44,403
Bet you did. You have fun?

518
00:28:44,405 –> 00:28:46,572
It was okay.
A bunch of us just hanging out.

519
00:28:46,574 –> 00:28:48,073
Totally casual.

520
00:28:48,075 –> 00:28:49,577
Right.

521
00:28:51,579 –> 00:28:53,913
– What’s with the dummy?
– Oh, him?

522
00:28:53,915 –> 00:28:56,182
We were just hanging out.

523
00:28:56,184 –> 00:28:58,186
Totally casual.

524
00:29:02,557 –> 00:29:04,459
(♪♪♪)

525
00:29:15,671 –> 00:29:17,571
(LOCK CLICKS)

526
00:29:17,573 –> 00:29:18,741
Fly, little ghost.

527
00:29:23,912 –> 00:29:26,980
Hey, whoever that is, can you
toss me up some more string?

528
00:29:26,982 –> 00:29:28,417
SLAPPY: Sure.

529
00:29:33,289 –> 00:29:34,555
(SCOFFS)

530
00:29:34,557 –> 00:29:37,124
Okay.

531
00:29:37,126 –> 00:29:39,926
That’s hilarious.

532
00:29:39,928 –> 00:29:41,329
Sarah?

533
00:29:41,331 –> 00:29:42,764
(SLAPPY CLEARS THROAT)

534
00:29:42,766 –> 00:29:45,832
Oh! Hey, hey, hey,
not funny, not funny.

535
00:29:45,834 –> 00:29:47,834
Sarah, stop fooling around.

536
00:29:47,836 –> 00:29:51,508
I’d say you’re the one
fooling around.

537
00:29:52,942 –> 00:29:54,375
How are you talking?

538
00:29:54,377 –> 00:29:57,412
I love the theater.

539
00:29:57,414 –> 00:30:00,749
I always bring down the house.

540
00:30:00,751 –> 00:30:02,319
(CACKLES)

541
00:30:04,087 –> 00:30:06,555
Wait, no! What are you doing?
What are you doing?

542
00:30:06,557 –> 00:30:08,156
Tell me, Tyler.

543
00:30:08,158 –> 00:30:10,960
What does it say
on that top step?

544
00:30:12,263 –> 00:30:15,097
Uh… It’s not a step?

545
00:30:15,099 –> 00:30:16,931
Maybe you’ll remember that

546
00:30:16,933 –> 00:30:21,205
the next time you
step out of line with my sister.

547
00:30:23,107 –> 00:30:25,744
(YELLS, THEN GROANS)

548
00:30:32,316 –> 00:30:34,684
It was a puppet, man.
It was a puppet.

549
00:30:34,686 –> 00:30:36,686
It had these
supernatural powers.

550
00:30:36,688 –> 00:30:38,722
He could move things
with his mind.

551
00:30:38,724 –> 00:30:40,190
I swear.

552
00:30:40,192 –> 00:30:42,492
She knows! Ask her.
It was in her locker.

553
00:30:42,494 –> 00:30:45,462
Please tell him real quick.
Sarah, tell him!

554
00:30:45,464 –> 00:30:47,664
It’s just the meds
kicking in, sir.

555
00:30:47,666 –> 00:30:49,699
Last guy said he saw a dragon.

556
00:30:49,701 –> 00:30:51,701
It wasn’t a dragon.
It was a puppet.

557
00:30:51,703 –> 00:30:53,638
(♪♪♪)

558
00:31:01,179 –> 00:31:03,012
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

559
00:31:03,014 –> 00:31:04,684
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

560
00:31:07,152 –> 00:31:09,953
Nikola Tesla
constructed this tower

561
00:31:09,955 –> 00:31:12,123
right here in Wardenclyffe,
New York

562
00:31:12,125 –> 00:31:14,825
to beam bolts of electricity
across the world.

563
00:31:14,827 –> 00:31:16,360
And today…

564
00:31:16,362 –> 00:31:19,630
we are going
to beam bolts of electricity

565
00:31:19,632 –> 00:31:21,565
across this classroom.

566
00:31:21,567 –> 00:31:24,535
Someone beam me
out of this classroom.

567
00:31:24,537 –> 00:31:26,838
(STUDENTS CHUCKLE)

568
00:31:26,840 –> 00:31:29,273
May I have a volunteer?

569
00:31:29,275 –> 00:31:31,676
You, ma’am,
in the pink sweater.

570
00:31:31,678 –> 00:31:34,912
Hold that and prepare
to be amazed.

571
00:31:34,914 –> 00:31:36,715
Behold:

572
00:31:36,717 –> 00:31:39,153
The power of Tesla.

573
00:31:40,521 –> 00:31:42,423
(♪♪♪)

574
00:31:54,034 –> 00:31:55,737
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

575
00:32:00,073 –> 00:32:02,577
Mr. Quinn, unplug that now!

576
00:32:03,678 –> 00:32:04,813
(SHRIEKS)

577
00:32:07,114 –> 00:32:08,750
(STUDENTS CLAMORING)

578
00:32:11,453 –> 00:32:12,754
(POWER WHINES)

579
00:32:16,958 –> 00:32:19,060
BOY: That was awesome!

580
00:32:20,962 –> 00:32:25,566
And that was my presentation
on Nikola Tesla.

581
00:32:25,568 –> 00:32:28,369
Any… Any questions?

582
00:32:30,104 –> 00:32:32,171
Today’s picture day!

583
00:32:32,173 –> 00:32:34,108
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)

584
00:32:37,446 –> 00:32:40,514
This is not good.
I’m so busted.

585
00:32:40,516 –> 00:32:42,483
Oh, great,
the fire department’s here?

586
00:32:42,485 –> 00:32:44,987
They’re definitely gonna
make you repeat a grade.

587
00:32:46,755 –> 00:32:49,590
Please tell me you guys
had nothing to do with this.

588
00:32:49,592 –> 00:32:52,025
Sonny blew up the science wing.
It was so cool.

589
00:32:52,027 –> 00:32:54,027
It was an accident.

590
00:32:54,029 –> 00:32:55,630
What are you doing here?

591
00:32:55,632 –> 00:32:58,098
Tyler Mitchell just got loaded
into an ambulance.

592
00:32:58,100 –> 00:33:00,301
He said the dummy
you guys put in my backpack

593
00:33:00,303 –> 00:33:03,805
attacked him
with supernatural powers.

594
00:33:03,807 –> 00:33:06,274
We didn’t put Slappy
in your backpack.

595
00:33:06,276 –> 00:33:07,942
(♪♪♪)

596
00:33:07,944 –> 00:33:09,312
Get in.

597
00:33:11,348 –> 00:33:12,848
SARAH: You’re telling me

598
00:33:12,850 –> 00:33:16,150
that you discovered
a walking, talking dummy

599
00:33:16,152 –> 00:33:17,820
and you didn’t tell me?

600
00:33:17,822 –> 00:33:19,989
He seemed like a nice guy
at the start.

601
00:33:19,991 –> 00:33:23,659
– He had great manners.
– He told us to keep it a secret.

602
00:33:23,661 –> 00:33:25,761
A, I’m your sister.

603
00:33:25,763 –> 00:33:27,429
And B, as a general rule,

604
00:33:27,431 –> 00:33:29,999
when an animated doll
tells you to keep secrets,

605
00:33:30,001 –> 00:33:31,233
that’s a red flag.

606
00:33:31,235 –> 00:33:32,668
He’s not just some doll.

607
00:33:32,670 –> 00:33:34,670
He’s got powers.
He can move stuff with his mind.

608
00:33:34,672 –> 00:33:36,472
You guys, this is insane.

609
00:33:36,474 –> 00:33:39,375
I mean,
why would he go after Tyler?

610
00:33:39,377 –> 00:33:42,511
Maybe he heard you complaining
about him last night.

611
00:33:42,513 –> 00:33:44,382
Great.
What else did I complain about?

612
00:33:46,752 –> 00:33:48,018
Mom.

613
00:33:48,020 –> 00:33:49,922
(♪♪♪)

614
00:33:59,364 –> 00:34:02,699
Hey, kids, you wanna see
the mummies come to life?

615
00:34:02,701 –> 00:34:04,901
– Sorry, Mr. Chu!
– Don’t have time to talk now!

616
00:34:04,903 –> 00:34:06,736
Your loss!

617
00:34:06,738 –> 00:34:08,505
(MUMMY LAUGHS)

618
00:34:08,507 –> 00:34:10,140
– Mom!
– Ms. Quinn!

619
00:34:10,142 –> 00:34:12,709
(KATHY LAUGHS)

620
00:34:12,711 –> 00:34:18,148
Hey. You didn’t tell me you got
a ventriloquist dummy. How fun!

621
00:34:18,150 –> 00:34:20,918
He was sitting at the table
like a little person.

622
00:34:20,920 –> 00:34:24,021
“Hi, kids. My name is Bobo.

623
00:34:24,023 –> 00:34:26,591
And I like listening to Mom.”
Heh, heh.

624
00:34:26,593 –> 00:34:28,693
Mom, his name is Slappy,

625
00:34:28,695 –> 00:34:30,795
and I would not do that
if I were you.

626
00:34:30,797 –> 00:34:32,897
Slappy.
That’s a ridiculous name.

627
00:34:32,899 –> 00:34:35,067
No, no. His name is Bobo.

628
00:34:35,069 –> 00:34:38,202
– Mom, you don’t understand.
– Ms. Quinn, he’s alive.

629
00:34:38,204 –> 00:34:40,304
I think these guys
are trying to play

630
00:34:40,306 –> 00:34:42,473
some sort of
a Halloween prank on us,

631
00:34:42,475 –> 00:34:44,475
but I’m not buying it.
Are you No.

632
00:34:44,477 –> 00:34:46,078
(PHONE RINGING)

633
00:34:46,080 –> 00:34:49,280
Oh, let me get that.
But nice try. Very creative.

634
00:34:49,282 –> 00:34:52,285
Stay right there.
Don’t go anywhere.

635
00:34:56,724 –> 00:34:59,658
(♪♪♪)

636
00:34:59,660 –> 00:35:03,096
Hi, kids. Good day at school?

637
00:35:03,098 –> 00:35:05,797
Oh, my God. He sounds
even creepier than he looks.

638
00:35:05,799 –> 00:35:08,935
Ha-ha-ha. We’re gonna be
such a happy family.

639
00:35:08,937 –> 00:35:10,602
You’re not our family.

640
00:35:10,604 –> 00:35:13,106
Do it, Sonny. Turn him off.

641
00:35:13,108 –> 00:35:16,743
Hearing you say that
makes me mad.

642
00:35:16,745 –> 00:35:22,081
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

643
00:35:22,083 –> 00:35:23,750
Don’t do that.

644
00:35:23,752 –> 00:35:25,385
Do it again.

645
00:35:25,387 –> 00:35:28,421
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

646
00:35:28,423 –> 00:35:31,027
(GASPING)

647
00:35:34,262 –> 00:35:35,397
(EXHALES)

648
00:35:39,869 –> 00:35:41,037
It worked.

649
00:35:51,313 –> 00:35:52,546
(GASPS)

650
00:35:52,548 –> 00:35:53,947
And trust me.

651
00:35:53,949 –> 00:35:56,784
You don’t want to find out
what happens…

652
00:35:56,786 –> 00:35:59,822
when I get mad.

653
00:36:00,856 –> 00:36:02,723
KATHY: Okay.
– Hm?

654
00:36:02,725 –> 00:36:05,960
Well, that was
an interesting phone call.

655
00:36:05,962 –> 00:36:07,594
Anything you wanna tell me?

656
00:36:07,596 –> 00:36:09,964
Yes, we’ve been trying to.
That dummy is evil.

657
00:36:09,966 –> 00:36:12,433
You blew up the science lab?

658
00:36:12,435 –> 00:36:14,201
Yeah, there was that too.

659
00:36:14,203 –> 00:36:16,604
Do you know
how much damage you’ve caused?

660
00:36:16,606 –> 00:36:17,872
It wasn’t Sonny’s fault.

661
00:36:17,874 –> 00:36:19,774
KATHY: I’m sure it was an accident.

662
00:36:19,776 –> 00:36:22,877
– It wasn’t an accident. The dummy did it.
– Yeah.

663
00:36:22,879 –> 00:36:25,613
Do I look like a dummy
to you?

664
00:36:25,615 –> 00:36:27,215
We’re telling
the truth!

665
00:36:27,217 –> 00:36:28,650
Here’s some truth for you.

666
00:36:28,652 –> 00:36:30,719
Halloween is canceled
for the three of you.

667
00:36:30,721 –> 00:36:32,353
– What?
– Canceled.

668
00:36:32,355 –> 00:36:34,689
– Come on.
KATHY: You know…

669
00:36:34,691 –> 00:36:38,493
I expect this kind of
craziness from the boys.

670
00:36:38,495 –> 00:36:40,395
But I felt like
you were gonna help me

671
00:36:40,397 –> 00:36:42,098
keep things under control,
Sarah.

672
00:36:42,100 –> 00:36:43,532
Mom.

673
00:36:43,534 –> 00:36:45,366
I’m disappointed.

674
00:36:45,368 –> 00:36:47,103
– Come on. Mom.
– Mom, please.

675
00:36:47,105 –> 00:36:48,271
(DOOR SLAMS)

676
00:36:50,240 –> 00:36:52,977
Not as disappointed
as I am.

677
00:36:54,011 –> 00:36:56,280
My room.
Now.

678
00:37:01,053 –> 00:37:02,585
We’ve got a problem.

679
00:37:02,587 –> 00:37:05,055
Yeah. I have never seen
your mom that mad.

680
00:37:05,057 –> 00:37:07,423
I’m talking about
the psycho dummy on our couch.

681
00:37:07,425 –> 00:37:11,161
Did somebody call
a family meeting without me?

682
00:37:11,163 –> 00:37:13,362
No, no. Slappy,
why would you think that?

683
00:37:13,364 –> 00:37:16,933
We were just planning
a surprise party for you.

684
00:37:16,935 –> 00:37:20,370
Well, I’ve got a surprise
for the three of you.

685
00:37:20,372 –> 00:37:22,773
This is my house now.

686
00:37:22,775 –> 00:37:24,775
And under my roof,

687
00:37:24,777 –> 00:37:26,576
I make the rules.

688
00:37:26,578 –> 00:37:29,679
Sorry, but you just got voted
out of this family.

689
00:37:29,681 –> 00:37:31,784
– Huh Aah!
SAM: Oh!

690
00:37:36,890 –> 00:37:39,289
What do we do with him now?

691
00:37:39,291 –> 00:37:40,558
Fireplace.

692
00:37:40,560 –> 00:37:42,059
No. No way.

693
00:37:42,061 –> 00:37:44,228
I would have nightmares
the rest of my life.

694
00:37:44,230 –> 00:37:47,465
No. I have a better idea.

695
00:37:47,467 –> 00:37:49,467
(♪♪♪)

696
00:37:49,469 –> 00:37:52,770
SONNY: Ugh. We’ve
been walking forever.

697
00:37:52,772 –> 00:37:55,640
It’s like this whole place
is made of poison ivy.

698
00:37:55,642 –> 00:37:57,608
SAM:
Stop complaining.

699
00:37:57,610 –> 00:37:59,180
How much farther is it?

700
00:37:59,847 –> 00:38:01,113
Here.

701
00:38:01,115 –> 00:38:03,650
This should work.

702
00:38:06,120 –> 00:38:09,087
Am I the only one that feels
like we’re committing a crime?

703
00:38:09,089 –> 00:38:12,459
It’s a dummy. The only crime
we’re committing is littering.

704
00:38:13,394 –> 00:38:15,961
– Ready?
– Yeah, yeah.

705
00:38:15,963 –> 00:38:17,998
Okay, watch out.

706
00:38:20,000 –> 00:38:21,535
(GRUNTS)

707
00:38:30,245 –> 00:38:31,980
It’s done.

708
00:38:33,648 –> 00:38:35,217
Let’s get out of here.

709
00:38:40,021 –> 00:38:41,323
SAM: Sonny, come on.

710
00:38:54,502 –> 00:38:56,036
We just killed a puppet.

711
00:38:56,038 –> 00:38:58,172
Trust me, we had to.

712
00:38:58,174 –> 00:39:00,241
And I say we just
forget it ever happened,

713
00:39:00,243 –> 00:39:02,076
because no one
will believe us anyway.

714
00:39:02,078 –> 00:39:03,344
It’s over.

715
00:39:03,346 –> 00:39:05,012
He’s locked in a suitcase.

716
00:39:05,014 –> 00:39:07,581
There’s no way
that dummy’s getting out.

717
00:39:07,583 –> 00:39:09,919
(ALL SCREAMING)

718
00:39:11,821 –> 00:39:14,455
Who you calling “dummy,”
dummy?

719
00:39:14,457 –> 00:39:15,892
(TIRES SQUEALING)

720
00:39:19,296 –> 00:39:20,661
What do you want from us?

721
00:39:20,663 –> 00:39:23,464
I just want to be
part of the family.

722
00:39:23,466 –> 00:39:25,601
SONNY: He’s gonna break
through the windshield.

723
00:39:29,405 –> 00:39:31,873
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SLAPPY SCREAMS)

724
00:39:31,875 –> 00:39:33,043
(ALL PANTING)

725
00:39:37,848 –> 00:39:39,080
Is everyone okay?

726
00:39:39,082 –> 00:39:40,550
SAM: Yeah.
Think so.

727
00:39:42,185 –> 00:39:45,053
Where’s Slappy?

728
00:39:45,055 –> 00:39:48,293
Guys, I think we just made
things a thousand times worse.

729
00:39:49,793 –> 00:39:51,728
(♪♪♪)

730
00:39:58,937 –> 00:40:01,404
I’ve been driving
In my car

731
00:40:01,406 –> 00:40:03,639
Trying to find
Some sign of life

732
00:40:03,641 –> 00:40:06,075
One is a guy
That is kind of creepy

733
00:40:06,077 –> 00:40:08,313
It’s a little stickling
Said sleepy

734
00:40:09,714 –> 00:40:12,048
KIDS: Trick or treat!

735
00:40:12,050 –> 00:40:13,883
CHU: There you go, Hank.

736
00:40:13,885 –> 00:40:16,452
All right,
come on in. Zoink!

737
00:40:16,454 –> 00:40:18,355
Step right up.
Don’t be scared.

738
00:40:18,357 –> 00:40:21,058
Welcome to my haunted house.

739
00:40:21,060 –> 00:40:22,491
Boo!

740
00:40:22,493 –> 00:40:25,128
All right.
Here you go. Happy Halloween.

741
00:40:25,130 –> 00:40:27,864
(ROARS AND KIDS LAUGH)

742
00:40:27,866 –> 00:40:30,767
Hey, what’s up, my witches?

743
00:40:30,769 –> 00:40:32,436
Little Frankenstein humor.

744
00:40:32,438 –> 00:40:33,704
Zoink!

745
00:40:33,706 –> 00:40:34,972
Beat it.

746
00:40:34,974 –> 00:40:37,541
(CHU CACKLES)

747
00:40:37,543 –> 00:40:38,942
Here you go.

748
00:40:38,944 –> 00:40:40,210
Bye-bye!

749
00:40:40,212 –> 00:40:42,213
Hey, my princess.

750
00:40:42,215 –> 00:40:43,448
Bye-bye!

751
00:40:43,450 –> 00:40:45,283
Hey, my cowboy.

752
00:40:45,285 –> 00:40:48,054
BOY: I’m not a cowboy!
CHU: Yes, you are. Bye-bye!

753
00:40:49,521 –> 00:40:51,788
“A mysterious disturbance
recently took place

754
00:40:51,790 –> 00:40:53,590
“in the town
of Madison, Delaware.

755
00:40:53,592 –> 00:40:56,861
“Neighborhoods were ravaged
and the high school destroyed.

756
00:40:56,863 –> 00:41:00,031
“An FBI spokesman said unusual
weather patterns were to blame,

757
00:41:00,033 –> 00:41:01,799
“but there were rumors
of a cover-up

758
00:41:01,801 –> 00:41:03,601
“for something far stranger.

759
00:41:03,603 –> 00:41:06,573
“Sightings of giant insects,
Abominable Snowmen, and even…

760
00:41:08,008 –> 00:41:09,841
…an evil ventriloquist dummy.”

761
00:41:09,843 –> 00:41:11,609
Oh, we’re so dead.

762
00:41:11,611 –> 00:41:14,113
“Creatures believed to come
alive from the original

763
00:41:14,115 –> 00:41:16,148
manuscripts of horror author
R.L. Stine.”

764
00:41:16,150 –> 00:41:18,484
– The book.
– What book?

765
00:41:18,486 –> 00:41:21,353
In that abandoned house, we
found this old locked-up book.

766
00:41:21,355 –> 00:41:24,323
And when we unlocked it,
that’s when Slappy appeared.

767
00:41:24,325 –> 00:41:26,325
Yeah, but Tommy Madigan
took it from us.

768
00:41:26,327 –> 00:41:29,495
Well, how do you know the book
was written by R.L. Stine?

769
00:41:29,497 –> 00:41:30,965
Wait a second.

770
00:41:34,101 –> 00:41:36,602
“From 1979 to 1985,

771
00:41:36,604 –> 00:41:38,871
“legendary horror author
R.L. Stine

772
00:41:38,873 –> 00:41:40,639
lived in Wardenclyffe,
New York.”

773
00:41:40,641 –> 00:41:43,309
SARAH: Here?
– That’s not good.

774
00:41:43,311 –> 00:41:45,045
“Stine started
his writing career

775
00:41:45,047 –> 00:41:48,081
“with a since-unpublished novel
titled Haunted Halloween,

776
00:41:48,083 –> 00:41:50,016
“a tale of a demonic dummy
who sets out

777
00:41:50,018 –> 00:41:52,519
to create a family
of his own by…”

778
00:41:52,521 –> 00:41:54,320
By… By what?

779
00:41:54,322 –> 00:41:56,625
By bringing Halloween
to life.

780
00:41:59,061 –> 00:42:00,962
(♪♪♪)

781
00:42:05,100 –> 00:42:08,034
I love a good holiday sale.

782
00:42:08,036 –> 00:42:09,604
(CACKLES)

783
00:42:17,612 –> 00:42:19,549
(HUMMING)

784
00:42:28,324 –> 00:42:31,225
Hello, old friends.

785
00:42:31,227 –> 00:42:34,895
If those kids don’t want me
to be a part of their family,

786
00:42:34,897 –> 00:42:38,101
I’ll raise one of my own.

787
00:42:39,436 –> 00:42:41,570
Karru marri

788
00:42:41,572 –> 00:42:47,209
odonna loma molonu karrano.

789
00:42:47,211 –> 00:42:48,946
Karru marri…

790
00:42:54,318 –> 00:42:56,253
Okay.

791
00:42:59,223 –> 00:43:01,125
(CHITTERING)

792
00:43:04,728 –> 00:43:07,230
(SQUEAKING)

793
00:43:07,232 –> 00:43:09,134
(TEETH CHATTERING)

794
00:43:20,879 –> 00:43:22,780
(SHRIEKING)

795
00:43:30,221 –> 00:43:32,123
(GROWLING)

796
00:43:36,761 –> 00:43:38,663
(BOTH GRUNTING)

797
00:43:45,638 –> 00:43:48,174
(GROANS)

798
00:43:49,074 –> 00:43:51,175
(HISSES)

799
00:43:51,177 –> 00:43:53,110
(GRUNTING)

800
00:43:53,112 –> 00:43:54,246
Yes.

801
00:43:57,183 –> 00:43:59,051
(HOWLS)

802
00:44:03,356 –> 00:44:05,356
(ROARS)

803
00:44:05,358 –> 00:44:06,992
(CLANK)

804
00:44:11,998 –> 00:44:13,531
(GASPS)

805
00:44:13,533 –> 00:44:16,436
(SLAPPY LAUGHING)
(MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING)

806
00:44:18,838 –> 00:44:20,707
SLAPPY: Trick or treat.

807
00:44:23,009 –> 00:44:24,911
(GRUNTING)

808
00:44:27,948 –> 00:44:29,548
(CACKLES)

809
00:44:29,550 –> 00:44:31,185
(GROANING)

810
00:44:35,389 –> 00:44:37,389
(GROANS)

811
00:44:37,391 –> 00:44:40,326
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

812
00:44:40,328 –> 00:44:43,097
Welcome
to the family,

813
00:44:44,298 –> 00:44:45,667
Walter.

814
00:44:46,702 –> 00:44:48,169
(CHUCKLES)

815
00:44:49,671 –> 00:44:54,106
Serving families
is what I do. Heh, heh.

816
00:44:54,108 –> 00:44:56,875
Heh, heh. Come along,
then, brother.

817
00:44:56,877 –> 00:44:58,445
Just wait until you see

818
00:44:58,447 –> 00:45:01,914
what I have planned next
for this town.

819
00:45:01,916 –> 00:45:04,917
(CACKLES)

820
00:45:04,919 –> 00:45:06,821
(VAMPIRE LAUGHING)

821
00:45:13,962 –> 00:45:15,795
Guys, this is bad.

822
00:45:15,797 –> 00:45:17,931
This is really,
really bad.

823
00:45:17,933 –> 00:45:20,400
You know what we need to do?
We need to call the police.

824
00:45:20,402 –> 00:45:22,470
And tell them what?
That an evil dummy

825
00:45:22,472 –> 00:45:24,237
is about to bring
Halloween to life?

826
00:45:24,239 –> 00:45:25,905
– Yes!
SARAH: Great idea, Sam.

827
00:45:25,907 –> 00:45:27,275
They’ll come and arrest us.

828
00:45:27,277 –> 00:45:29,410
– Wait, guys, I found a number.
– For Stine?

829
00:45:29,412 –> 00:45:31,445
No, says here
nobody knows where he is,

830
00:45:31,447 –> 00:45:33,180
but this is for
Richard Shivers.

831
00:45:33,182 –> 00:45:37,784
He’s the president of the
R.L. Stine Appreciation Society.

832
00:45:37,786 –> 00:45:39,954
– What are you doing?
– I’m calling.

833
00:45:39,956 –> 00:45:42,290
(LINE RINGING)

834
00:45:42,292 –> 00:45:45,126
RECORDING: Good day, you’ve
reached Dr. Richard Shivers

835
00:45:45,128 –> 00:45:47,596
and the R.L. Stine
Appreciation Society.

836
00:45:47,598 –> 00:45:49,864
If you’re trying to
reach Stine, don’t bother.

837
00:45:49,866 –> 00:45:52,033
Otherwise,
leave a message.

838
00:45:52,035 –> 00:45:54,536
SARAH: Hi, Mr. Shivers,
my name is Sarah Quinn.

839
00:45:54,538 –> 00:45:56,371
I live in
Wardenclyffe, New York.

840
00:45:56,373 –> 00:45:59,408
I desperately need to
get in touch with R.L. Stine.

841
00:45:59,410 –> 00:46:00,975
This is gonna sound crazy,

842
00:46:00,977 –> 00:46:03,679
but I think one of his stories
has come to life.

843
00:46:03,681 –> 00:46:04,946
(BEEPS)

844
00:46:04,948 –> 00:46:06,748
Hi, Mr. Shivers…

845
00:46:06,750 –> 00:46:08,817
Well…

846
00:46:08,819 –> 00:46:11,119
Looks like we’re on our own.

847
00:46:11,121 –> 00:46:12,921
Wait,
where are we going?

848
00:46:12,923 –> 00:46:16,091
To find Tommy Madigan
and get that book.

849
00:46:16,093 –> 00:46:17,326
Get that one.

850
00:46:17,328 –> 00:46:19,194
No way he’s gonna
be able to get that.

851
00:46:19,196 –> 00:46:20,463
Oh.

852
00:46:20,465 –> 00:46:22,699
SONNY: Tommy! Tommy!
SAM: Tommy! Hey.

853
00:46:22,701 –> 00:46:24,199
Tommy! Tommy!

854
00:46:24,201 –> 00:46:25,802
BOY:
What do these idiots want?

855
00:46:25,804 –> 00:46:27,069
I’ll take care
of this.

856
00:46:27,071 –> 00:46:28,571
SONNY: We need that book.

857
00:46:28,573 –> 00:46:30,640
– It’s really important.
– It’s super important.

858
00:46:30,642 –> 00:46:32,141
The book with
the lock on it.

859
00:46:32,143 –> 00:46:33,409
Okay, okay.
What book?

860
00:46:33,411 –> 00:46:35,011
The one you stole
from us, Tommy.

861
00:46:35,013 –> 00:46:36,746
Oh, yeah.
I’ve got it right here.

862
00:46:36,748 –> 00:46:38,681
– Oh, really?
– No, idiot.

863
00:46:38,683 –> 00:46:42,018
Why would I be carrying a book
around with me on Halloween?

864
00:46:42,020 –> 00:46:44,588
Now, go back home
with your babysitter.

865
00:46:44,590 –> 00:46:46,022
I’ll be there in a bit
to egg your house.

866
00:46:46,024 –> 00:46:47,458
Listen,
you little punk,

867
00:46:47,460 –> 00:46:49,593
I’m not the babysitter.
I’m Sonny’s sister.

868
00:46:49,595 –> 00:46:50,927
You’re gonna give us
that book back

869
00:46:50,929 –> 00:46:52,763
or I’ll make your life
a living hell.

870
00:46:52,765 –> 00:46:55,699
The only thing you’ll use that
toilet paper for is to wipe…

871
00:46:55,701 –> 00:46:58,135
Okay. God, you don’t have
to be so mean about it.

872
00:46:58,137 –> 00:47:00,037
Let’s get
out of here.

873
00:47:00,039 –> 00:47:02,408
Book’s at my house
in my room.

874
00:47:04,343 –> 00:47:08,680
But it’s hidden, so good luck
finding it, losers. Heh, heh.

875
00:47:08,682 –> 00:47:10,751
(SHRIEKING IN DISTANCE)

876
00:47:13,653 –> 00:47:15,555
(♪♪♪)

877
00:47:20,494 –> 00:47:22,763
(ALL GASP)

878
00:47:24,698 –> 00:47:27,198
Those are some
awesome costumes.

879
00:47:27,200 –> 00:47:29,334
(SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

880
00:47:29,336 –> 00:47:31,605
(BOYS SCREAMING)

881
00:47:32,672 –> 00:47:35,008
(SCREAMING)

882
00:47:36,711 –> 00:47:37,944
Is this actually
happening?

883
00:47:39,680 –> 00:47:42,147
(ALL YELL)

884
00:47:42,149 –> 00:47:43,684
Guys, we gotta find
that book!

885
00:47:49,189 –> 00:47:51,923
SLAPPY: Evening, Mr. Tesla.

886
00:47:51,925 –> 00:47:56,028
You don’t mind if we bring
your tower back to life, do you?

887
00:47:56,030 –> 00:47:57,932
(BOTH CACKLING)

888
00:48:01,436 –> 00:48:03,235
(QUIETLY)
What did he say?

889
00:48:03,237 –> 00:48:05,705
Shut up.

890
00:48:05,707 –> 00:48:08,875
SLAPPY: Tesla used this tower
to project electricity,

891
00:48:08,877 –> 00:48:11,076
but I’m going
to use this tower

892
00:48:11,078 –> 00:48:15,281
to project my magic
in ways he never imagined.

893
00:48:15,283 –> 00:48:19,586
It takes a genius
to know a genius.

894
00:48:19,588 –> 00:48:21,488
(POWERING UP)

895
00:48:21,490 –> 00:48:23,790
– Whoa.
– Heh-heh-heh.

896
00:48:23,792 –> 00:48:25,392
Come along,
Walter.

897
00:48:25,394 –> 00:48:26,793
We’ve got work
to do.

898
00:48:26,795 –> 00:48:28,263
Very well.
Let’s go.

899
00:48:31,667 –> 00:48:33,133
SONNY: This is Tommy’s house.

900
00:48:33,135 –> 00:48:36,171
Well, I guess
we just knock?

901
00:48:38,474 –> 00:48:40,608
SAM: Knock loud. He
lives with his grandma.

902
00:48:40,610 –> 00:48:41,778
(KNOCKS)

903
00:48:42,779 –> 00:48:44,412
Okay.

904
00:48:44,414 –> 00:48:45,880
(DOORBELL RINGS)

905
00:48:45,882 –> 00:48:48,114
Wait! Guys,
there she is.

906
00:48:48,116 –> 00:48:49,484
SONNY: She’s asleep.

907
00:48:49,486 –> 00:48:51,419
I guess we’ll just
have to wake her up.

908
00:48:51,421 –> 00:48:53,287
– Hello! Come on.
– Hello!

909
00:48:53,289 –> 00:48:55,656
– Hello!
– Tommy’s grandma!

910
00:48:55,658 –> 00:48:57,992
(SIGHS)
Wow.

911
00:48:57,994 –> 00:48:59,762
Guess she’s a deep sleeper.

912
00:49:02,465 –> 00:49:03,966
(SIGHS)
It’s locked.

913
00:49:03,968 –> 00:49:06,133
Find another way in
and go get that book.

914
00:49:06,135 –> 00:49:07,303
What are you gonna do?

915
00:49:10,006 –> 00:49:12,608
I’m gonna make sure
nothing surprises us. Go!

916
00:49:12,610 –> 00:49:14,776
(♪♪♪)

917
00:49:14,778 –> 00:49:16,680
(WINDOW CLATTERING)

918
00:49:26,858 –> 00:49:28,123
(BANGS)

919
00:49:28,125 –> 00:49:29,859
– Ow!
– Shh.

920
00:49:29,861 –> 00:49:32,795
What?

921
00:49:32,797 –> 00:49:36,467
(WHISPERING) I can’t believe we’re
breaking into someone’s house right now.

922
00:49:44,609 –> 00:49:47,145
Shh.

923
00:49:49,848 –> 00:49:51,781
(WHISPERING)
Hey, they got gummy bears.

924
00:49:51,783 –> 00:49:53,585
Who cares?
Stop screwing around.

925
00:49:55,021 –> 00:49:56,352
AUTOMATED VOICE: Hands off!

926
00:49:56,354 –> 00:49:58,256
(LAUGHS)

927
00:50:00,960 –> 00:50:03,293
Sam, stop
screwing around. Let’s go.

928
00:50:03,295 –> 00:50:04,931
– Okay, all right.
(CLICKS)

929
00:50:08,768 –> 00:50:10,636
SLAPPY: Watch this, Walter.

930
00:50:12,772 –> 00:50:14,438
WALTER: Whoa. Whoa.

931
00:50:14,440 –> 00:50:16,740
(LAUGHING)

932
00:50:16,742 –> 00:50:21,211
Why settle for
a small family, Walter,

933
00:50:21,213 –> 00:50:24,682
when we can project
my power everywhere

934
00:50:24,684 –> 00:50:27,886
and bring all of
Halloween to life?

935
00:50:27,888 –> 00:50:30,120
(LAUGHS)
Yeah.

936
00:50:30,122 –> 00:50:33,725
Karru marri odonna loma

937
00:50:33,727 –> 00:50:37,194
molonu karrano.
– Whoa.

938
00:50:37,196 –> 00:50:39,096
Karru marri

939
00:50:39,098 –> 00:50:43,935
odonna loma
molonu karrano.

940
00:50:43,937 –> 00:50:45,872
(BOTH CACKLING)

941
00:50:49,576 –> 00:50:51,411
(♪♪♪)

942
00:50:52,346 –> 00:50:54,247
(CACKLING CONTINUES)

943
00:51:01,355 –> 00:51:03,256
(ALL SHRIEKING)

944
00:51:07,260 –> 00:51:08,496
(BOTH SNICKERING)

945
00:51:12,166 –> 00:51:13,768
(GRUNTING)

946
00:51:19,173 –> 00:51:20,941
(NEIGHS)

947
00:51:20,943 –> 00:51:24,243
Hyah! Ha-ha-ha!

948
00:51:24,245 –> 00:51:27,146
(CACKLING)

949
00:51:27,148 –> 00:51:30,383
– Sam, I found it. Yeah.
– You found it?

950
00:51:30,385 –> 00:51:31,852
SONNY: “R.L. Stine.”

951
00:51:31,854 –> 00:51:33,722
How did we miss that?

952
00:51:35,624 –> 00:51:38,759
– That can’t be good.
– Yeah. We gotta go.

953
00:51:38,761 –> 00:51:40,663
(♪♪♪)

954
00:51:46,568 –> 00:51:48,235
Let’s just go
back out the window.

955
00:51:48,237 –> 00:51:49,505
SAM: All right.

956
00:51:51,607 –> 00:51:53,573
– Oh.
HAND: Ah!

957
00:51:53,575 –> 00:51:54,878
(YELLS)

958
00:51:56,112 –> 00:51:57,477
Sam!

959
00:51:57,479 –> 00:51:59,479
The hand
has my hand!

960
00:51:59,481 –> 00:52:01,482
Just rip it off!
Throw it!

961
00:52:01,484 –> 00:52:03,153
(HAND SNARLS)

962
00:52:06,923 –> 00:52:09,325
Sam. Turn around.

963
00:52:10,794 –> 00:52:11,928
They’re moving.

964
00:52:13,363 –> 00:52:14,963
Sonny,
they’re just gummy bears.

965
00:52:14,965 –> 00:52:17,066
They’re so tiny and cute.
What can they do?

966
00:52:17,068 –> 00:52:19,436
(CHITTERING)

967
00:52:21,671 –> 00:52:23,005
Hey there, little guys.

968
00:52:23,007 –> 00:52:24,807
Sam, you just ate
half their family.

969
00:52:24,809 –> 00:52:26,443
I would not do that
if I were you.

970
00:52:27,545 –> 00:52:29,545
(♪♪♪)

971
00:52:29,547 –> 00:52:31,549
(GUMMY BEARS GRUNTING, SNICKERING)

972
00:52:39,590 –> 00:52:41,657
Why are they walking
towards us?

973
00:52:41,659 –> 00:52:44,326
Okay. All right.
Maybe

974
00:52:44,328 –> 00:52:47,730
they just want us
to stay and play.

975
00:52:47,732 –> 00:52:48,900
(ALL ROAR)
(BOYS YELL)

976
00:52:53,805 –> 00:52:56,708
(♪♪♪)

977
00:53:00,078 –> 00:53:01,911
God, where is everyone?

978
00:53:01,913 –> 00:53:04,013
Oh, there’s one
on my back, Sam!

979
00:53:04,015 –> 00:53:05,715
Okay, okay!

980
00:53:05,717 –> 00:53:08,852
(GUMMY BEARS GIGGLING)

981
00:53:08,854 –> 00:53:11,721
– Pull harder!
– I’m trying!

982
00:53:11,723 –> 00:53:13,289
– Whoa.
BEAR: Ha-ha-ha!

983
00:53:13,291 –> 00:53:14,691
Go for the window, Sam!

984
00:53:14,693 –> 00:53:15,962
I’m coming!

985
00:53:17,764 –> 00:53:18,931
Whoa!

986
00:53:21,433 –> 00:53:23,335
(SNARLING)

987
00:53:27,039 –> 00:53:29,509
(GLASS SHATTERING)

988
00:53:30,777 –> 00:53:32,678
(GRUNTING)

989
00:53:35,148 –> 00:53:38,484
Just! Stop! Giggling!

990
00:53:42,388 –> 00:53:44,390
(GRUNTING)

991
00:53:47,360 –> 00:53:49,293
Sam! I need some help
over here…

992
00:53:49,295 –> 00:53:52,363
(WAILING)
Sonny!

993
00:53:52,365 –> 00:53:54,268
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

994
00:53:57,370 –> 00:53:58,703
Mom, we’re under attack!

995
00:53:58,705 –> 00:54:00,472
Sonny, what are you
talking about?

996
00:54:00,474 –> 00:54:02,109
Where’s Sarah?
Who’s attacking you?

997
00:54:03,977 –> 00:54:05,610
Gummy bears.

998
00:54:05,612 –> 00:54:07,579
KATHY: What Honey, you’re mumbling.

999
00:54:07,581 –> 00:54:08,814
Put Sarah on the phone.

1000
00:54:08,816 –> 00:54:10,315
(GROWLS)

1001
00:54:10,317 –> 00:54:11,984
KATHY: Sonny.
BEAR: Whee!

1002
00:54:11,986 –> 00:54:13,953
(GRUNTING)

1003
00:54:13,955 –> 00:54:15,188
KATHY: What…?

1004
00:54:15,190 –> 00:54:16,856
Okay, that’s it.

1005
00:54:16,858 –> 00:54:19,524
Do not leave the house!
I’m coming home.

1006
00:54:19,526 –> 00:54:21,461
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

1007
00:54:34,876 –> 00:54:36,143
(PANTING)

1008
00:54:36,145 –> 00:54:38,145
Sonny, help!

1009
00:54:38,147 –> 00:54:39,512
Sam, I’m coming!

1010
00:54:39,514 –> 00:54:41,183
Hurry!

1011
00:54:45,620 –> 00:54:47,821
(BEAR YELLING)

1012
00:54:47,823 –> 00:54:49,725
(LITTLE BEARS SQUEALING)

1013
00:55:04,006 –> 00:55:08,642
No, no, no!
You’ll never take me alive!

1014
00:55:08,644 –> 00:55:10,146
(BEAR SCREAMS)

1015
00:55:12,148 –> 00:55:14,849
That is my new favorite book.

1016
00:55:14,851 –> 00:55:17,551
– You okay?
– I think.

1017
00:55:17,553 –> 00:55:19,419
Let’s get out of here.

1018
00:55:19,421 –> 00:55:20,822
(ALL YELL)

1019
00:55:20,824 –> 00:55:22,423
What are you guys
doing in there?

1020
00:55:22,425 –> 00:55:24,692
Oh, no big deal, really.
Just being mauled

1021
00:55:24,694 –> 00:55:26,194
by my favorite
comfort food!

1022
00:55:26,196 –> 00:55:27,695
Wait. Just stop.
Stop, stop!

1023
00:55:27,697 –> 00:55:29,697
What are you guys
even talking about?

1024
00:55:29,699 –> 00:55:31,733
Everything is alive, Sarah.
Even candy.

1025
00:55:31,735 –> 00:55:34,069
Well, is that the book?
Let’s read it.

1026
00:55:34,071 –> 00:55:36,571
There’s something you need
to know about this book.

1027
00:55:36,573 –> 00:55:37,940
What?

1028
00:55:37,942 –> 00:55:39,540
(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

1029
00:55:39,542 –> 00:55:40,843
Look out!

1030
00:55:40,845 –> 00:55:42,980
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)

1031
00:55:44,614 –> 00:55:46,717
– Whoa!
(RASPING)

1032
00:56:02,367 –> 00:56:04,767
That’s what.

1033
00:56:04,769 –> 00:56:06,769
This is not
a normal book, Sarah.

1034
00:56:06,771 –> 00:56:08,706
(PANTING)

1035
00:56:15,247 –> 00:56:16,780
Who would write this?

1036
00:56:16,782 –> 00:56:18,717
(♪♪♪)

1037
00:56:29,128 –> 00:56:30,330
(ENGINE REVS)

1038
00:56:34,599 –> 00:56:37,703
They did the monster mash
The monster mash

1039
00:56:39,238 –> 00:56:41,040
Oh, what is this?

1040
00:56:41,975 –> 00:56:43,607
Okay.

1041
00:56:43,609 –> 00:56:44,777
– Huh?
– Oh!

1042
00:56:46,846 –> 00:56:49,448
– Hyah!
– Oh, you rehearsed that, did you?

1043
00:56:49,450 –> 00:56:53,086
Best costume of the night, sir.

1044
00:56:54,821 –> 00:56:56,756
(ALL LAUGHING)

1045
00:56:58,125 –> 00:56:59,458
(ROARS)

1046
00:56:59,460 –> 00:57:01,028
(SCREAMING)

1047
00:57:02,162 –> 00:57:04,098
(SNARLING)

1048
00:57:05,565 –> 00:57:07,565
(ALL SCREAMING)

1049
00:57:07,567 –> 00:57:08,900
(LAUGHS)

1050
00:57:08,902 –> 00:57:10,268
(HORN HONKS)

1051
00:57:10,270 –> 00:57:12,471
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1052
00:57:12,473 –> 00:57:13,974
GIRL: Go!

1053
00:57:14,775 –> 00:57:16,677
(SIRENS WAILING)

1054
00:57:22,317 –> 00:57:24,149
WOMAN: Look out, look out! Ah!

1055
00:57:24,151 –> 00:57:26,785
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1056
00:57:26,787 –> 00:57:28,187
MAN: What’s going on?

1057
00:57:28,189 –> 00:57:30,925
There! Let’s take
the alley. It’s empty.

1058
00:57:34,896 –> 00:57:36,561
Wait, wait!

1059
00:57:36,563 –> 00:57:39,198
We need to read the book
and see how we can end this.

1060
00:57:39,200 –> 00:57:41,868
Let me see.

1061
00:57:41,870 –> 00:57:44,570
“It was nearly Halloween
in the town of Wardenclyffe…”

1062
00:57:44,572 –> 00:57:46,739
Blah, blah, blah. Here!

1063
00:57:46,741 –> 00:57:48,475
“His revenge
was to create a family

1064
00:57:48,477 –> 00:57:51,177
by bringing Halloween to life,
but that wasn’t enough.”

1065
00:57:51,179 –> 00:57:53,147
That seems like
plenty of revenge to me.

1066
00:57:53,149 –> 00:57:56,584
“Because he wanted more than
a family. He wanted a mother.

1067
00:57:59,288 –> 00:58:01,390
His plan was to…”

1068
00:58:02,624 –> 00:58:04,224
Was to what?
Keep reading.

1069
00:58:04,226 –> 00:58:05,859
I-I-I can’t.

1070
00:58:05,861 –> 00:58:10,464
That was the last page.
It’s an unfinished manuscript.

1071
00:58:10,466 –> 00:58:12,234
What?

1072
00:58:13,537 –> 00:58:14,937
Okay, great.
What do we do now?

1073
00:58:16,172 –> 00:58:18,038
Slappy’s gonna go after Mom.

1074
00:58:18,040 –> 00:58:21,309
That book is the only thing
we have to stop him.

1075
00:58:21,311 –> 00:58:23,644
We have to go to
the nursing home and save her.

1076
00:58:23,646 –> 00:58:25,579
Mom’s not at
the nursing home.

1077
00:58:25,581 –> 00:58:27,681
Where is she?

1078
00:58:27,683 –> 00:58:30,885
– On her way home to save us.
– What?

1079
00:58:30,887 –> 00:58:33,288
She called while we were
attacked by gummy bears.

1080
00:58:33,290 –> 00:58:35,056
Why answer
at a time like that?

1081
00:58:35,058 –> 00:58:38,193
Maybe because unlike you, Sarah,
I pick up Mom’s phone calls.

1082
00:58:38,195 –> 00:58:39,594
Really Guilt trip much?

1083
00:58:39,596 –> 00:58:41,763
We need to find your mom
before Slappy does.

1084
00:58:41,765 –> 00:58:43,466
Now, come on,
let’s go!

1085
00:58:43,468 –> 00:58:45,403
(♪♪♪)

1086
00:58:47,472 –> 00:58:50,573
Your woodworking skills
are impressive.

1087
00:58:50,575 –> 00:58:51,806
Yes.

1088
00:58:51,808 –> 00:58:53,975
This will do nicely.

1089
00:58:53,977 –> 00:58:56,845
Oh, I used to manage
a hardware store.

1090
00:58:56,847 –> 00:58:59,781
– Walter. Focus, please.
– Yes.

1091
00:58:59,783 –> 00:59:05,087
Now tell my monsters to get me
Mama and get me that book.

1092
00:59:05,089 –> 00:59:07,623
Yeah. Yes.

1093
00:59:07,625 –> 00:59:09,561
SARAH: Run!
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1094
00:59:12,864 –> 00:59:14,296
SAM: Duck!
(ALL SNARLING)

1095
00:59:14,298 –> 00:59:15,733
Look out!

1096
00:59:19,737 –> 00:59:22,239
(SPIDER ROARING)

1097
00:59:22,241 –> 00:59:23,408
What the…?

1098
00:59:25,144 –> 00:59:26,445
SONNY: That’s Mr. Peters!

1099
00:59:27,980 –> 00:59:29,779
(SIREN CHIRPING)

1100
00:59:29,781 –> 00:59:32,249
MAN 1: Nice doggy.
MAN 2: It’s right behind you!

1101
00:59:32,251 –> 00:59:34,017
MAN 1: Ah! Not on my leg!

1102
00:59:34,019 –> 00:59:37,254
KATHY: Help!

1103
00:59:37,256 –> 00:59:40,157
That’s Mom! That’s Mom!
Come on!

1104
00:59:40,159 –> 00:59:41,992
PIRATE: You bunch of scallywags!

1105
00:59:41,994 –> 00:59:43,660
KATHY: Kids, watch out!

1106
00:59:43,662 –> 00:59:44,830
(ALL YELL)

1107
00:59:46,698 –> 00:59:47,866
Behind you!

1108
00:59:53,805 –> 00:59:56,274
(SPIDER ROARING)

1109
00:59:56,276 –> 00:59:58,342
Okay, now’s our chance.

1110
00:59:58,344 –> 01:00:00,311
Give me the book.
I’m gonna protect Mom.

1111
01:00:00,313 –> 01:00:02,613
You get the ladder
and meet me at that tree.

1112
01:00:02,615 –> 01:00:04,484
– Wait till it’s safe, then go.
– Okay.

1113
01:00:06,487 –> 01:00:07,655
(GROANS)

1114
01:00:11,358 –> 01:00:12,859
(SKELETON YELLS)

1115
01:00:15,828 –> 01:00:17,462
(GASPS)

1116
01:00:17,464 –> 01:00:19,233
Okay, okay.

1117
01:00:24,171 –> 01:00:26,672
(WAILING)

1118
01:00:26,674 –> 01:00:30,809
Oh, my God! We’re all gonna die!
Run for your life! Ah!

1119
01:00:30,811 –> 01:00:32,744
(CRYING)
Oh, my God.

1120
01:00:32,746 –> 01:00:34,846
Oops. Not a monster.

1121
01:00:34,848 –> 01:00:36,248
SAM: All right, let’s go!

1122
01:00:36,250 –> 01:00:37,749
Come on!

1123
01:00:37,751 –> 01:00:39,251
Halt!

1124
01:00:39,253 –> 01:00:41,987
My orders are
to guard this porch!

1125
01:00:41,989 –> 01:00:43,223
No way.

1126
01:00:43,225 –> 01:00:44,856
You like carving pumpkins,
huh?

1127
01:00:44,858 –> 01:00:46,858
Look what you did
to poor Terry.

1128
01:00:46,860 –> 01:00:49,028
Hiya! I’m round.

1129
01:00:49,030 –> 01:00:51,199
Sergeant Squash,
open fire.

1130
01:00:53,368 –> 01:00:55,068
Oh. Ow!

1131
01:00:55,070 –> 01:00:56,871
(GRUNTING)

1132
01:01:03,078 –> 01:01:04,744
We need to find
another way in!

1133
01:01:04,746 –> 01:01:06,714
No. This is my house.

1134
01:01:06,716 –> 01:01:08,684
SERGEANT: I’m hit! Medic!

1135
01:01:09,985 –> 01:01:11,552
What are you doing?
Put me down!

1136
01:01:11,554 –> 01:01:13,187
Hiya! Happy Easter.

1137
01:01:13,189 –> 01:01:14,588
– No, no!
TERRY: Ugh!

1138
01:01:14,590 –> 01:01:17,057
Yes! Let’s go.

1139
01:01:17,059 –> 01:01:20,027
Sarah, I was so worried.
Are you okay?

1140
01:01:20,029 –> 01:01:21,395
I’m fine.
Just hang tight.

1141
01:01:21,397 –> 01:01:23,364
I’m gonna get you down.
I promise.

1142
01:01:23,366 –> 01:01:24,865
I just need you to trust me.

1143
01:01:24,867 –> 01:01:27,034
KATHY: Don’t worry about me. Run. Hide!

1144
01:01:27,036 –> 01:01:28,871
Ghost at 11 o’clock!

1145
01:01:31,107 –> 01:01:34,110
No, no, no! Get back here!

1146
01:01:37,547 –> 01:01:38,814
(YELLS)

1147
01:01:40,250 –> 01:01:42,717
SARAH: That’s my book! Ah!

1148
01:01:42,719 –> 01:01:44,121
We gotta go.

1149
01:01:46,056 –> 01:01:49,291
(SARAH SCREAMING)

1150
01:01:49,293 –> 01:01:52,227
Sarah!
Sarah, let go of that ghost!

1151
01:01:52,229 –> 01:01:54,764
Do not let go
of that ghost!

1152
01:01:54,766 –> 01:01:55,932
(SCREAMS)

1153
01:01:58,736 –> 01:02:01,236
– You okay?
– No, that ghost took the book.

1154
01:02:01,238 –> 01:02:02,406
(SPIDER ROARS)

1155
01:02:04,742 –> 01:02:07,208
SONNY: Mom!
– Oh, kids. Help!

1156
01:02:07,210 –> 01:02:08,778
No, no, no!

1157
01:02:08,780 –> 01:02:10,879
– Sarah!
SARAH: Mom!

1158
01:02:10,881 –> 01:02:14,216
(KATHY SCREAMING)

1159
01:02:14,218 –> 01:02:16,585
SONNY: It’s heading for the Tesla lab.

1160
01:02:16,587 –> 01:02:18,220
Slappy brought
the tower to life.

1161
01:02:18,222 –> 01:02:19,622
That’s why
this is happening.

1162
01:02:19,624 –> 01:02:20,925
We have to stop him.

1163
01:02:22,260 –> 01:02:24,795
Uh, guys?

1164
01:02:24,797 –> 01:02:26,197
(ALL SNARLING, HISSING)

1165
01:02:27,566 –> 01:02:29,733
Sonny, what do we do?

1166
01:02:29,735 –> 01:02:31,336
I don’t know.
You’re the older one.

1167
01:02:32,471 –> 01:02:34,707
(ALL SCREAMING)

1168
01:02:35,940 –> 01:02:37,509
No, no, no.
It’s me, Mr. Chu!

1169
01:02:38,544 –> 01:02:40,042
Mr. Chu?

1170
01:02:40,044 –> 01:02:43,879
Shh! Follow me!
To the basement now!

1171
01:02:43,881 –> 01:02:45,615
Don’t ruin the Mylar.

1172
01:02:45,617 –> 01:02:48,153
I’m saving it for next year.
Go, go, go.

1173
01:02:49,823 –> 01:02:51,823
(♪♪♪)

1174
01:02:51,825 –> 01:02:53,727
(ENGINE REVVING)

1175
01:02:55,461 –> 01:02:57,060
Let me get this straight.

1176
01:02:57,062 –> 01:03:00,565
We are living a Goosebumps
story right now?

1177
01:03:00,567 –> 01:03:02,232
Okay, clearly you’re a fan.

1178
01:03:02,234 –> 01:03:04,369
This is the greatest thing
I’ve ever heard!

1179
01:03:04,371 –> 01:03:07,271
Hold on. Let me guess, let me
guess, let me guess. Um…

1180
01:03:07,273 –> 01:03:08,806
Monster Blood.

1181
01:03:08,808 –> 01:03:11,776
No, too on the nose.
Yeah, you’re right. Um…

1182
01:03:11,778 –> 01:03:14,679
The Scarecrow Walks
at Midnight.

1183
01:03:14,681 –> 01:03:16,881
No. Haunted Halloween.

1184
01:03:16,883 –> 01:03:20,118
I don’t know that one.
How does it end?

1185
01:03:20,120 –> 01:03:21,953
That’s the problem.

1186
01:03:21,955 –> 01:03:23,454
It doesn’t.

1187
01:03:23,456 –> 01:03:25,358
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(COIL CRACKLING)

1188
01:03:29,329 –> 01:03:31,231
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

1189
01:03:32,500 –> 01:03:33,866
Mm! Mm!

1190
01:03:33,868 –> 01:03:35,467
Hello, Mama.

1191
01:03:35,469 –> 01:03:37,236
Remember me?

1192
01:03:37,238 –> 01:03:39,405
You put me on your lap.

1193
01:03:39,407 –> 01:03:41,774
Put those cute words
in my mouth.

1194
01:03:41,776 –> 01:03:45,544
What was it you called me?
“Bobo” Ha-ha-ha.

1195
01:03:45,546 –> 01:03:47,579
Can’t talk?

1196
01:03:47,581 –> 01:03:49,515
Don’t you worry.

1197
01:03:49,517 –> 01:03:53,452
From now on, I’ll do
the talking for both of us.

1198
01:03:53,454 –> 01:03:55,622
(SLAPPY & WALTER CACKLE)

1199
01:03:55,624 –> 01:03:58,926
I’m gonna make you
so proud, Mama.

1200
01:04:00,762 –> 01:04:03,563
Onarrak unolom

1201
01:04:03,565 –> 01:04:05,365
amol

1202
01:04:05,367 –> 01:04:07,367
annodo irram

1203
01:04:07,369 –> 01:04:09,001
urrak.

1204
01:04:09,003 –> 01:04:11,104
(KATHY WHIMPERING)

1205
01:04:11,106 –> 01:04:13,072
(LAUGHING)
– It’s working.

1206
01:04:13,074 –> 01:04:14,543
Yes.

1207
01:04:17,112 –> 01:04:19,780
(CACKLES)

1208
01:04:19,782 –> 01:04:21,114
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

1209
01:04:21,116 –> 01:04:24,050
My mind is literally
blown right now.

1210
01:04:24,052 –> 01:04:27,253
I mean, we get to finish
our Goosebumps story!

1211
01:04:27,255 –> 01:04:29,623
This isn’t a creative-writing
exercise, Mr. Chu.

1212
01:04:29,625 –> 01:04:31,425
Slappy has our mom!

1213
01:04:31,427 –> 01:04:34,462
Yeah, and then you get to
save your mom. It’s Chapter 22:

1214
01:04:34,464 –> 01:04:37,531
“The kids save their mom
from the demonic dummy.”

1215
01:04:37,533 –> 01:04:39,834
Well, the only thing
I had to save my mom

1216
01:04:39,836 –> 01:04:42,636
was that book,
and I lost it. So…

1217
01:04:42,638 –> 01:04:45,172
Sarah. This is not
your fault.

1218
01:04:45,174 –> 01:04:46,974
If anything, it’s my fault.

1219
01:04:46,976 –> 01:04:49,845
I’m the one who found the book
and brought Slappy to life.

1220
01:04:49,847 –> 01:04:51,580
And I even told Slappy
about Tesla.

1221
01:04:51,582 –> 01:04:53,515
Mom trusted me to
take care of you guys,

1222
01:04:53,517 –> 01:04:55,484
and I told her
I would save her.

1223
01:04:55,486 –> 01:04:57,286
I failed.

1224
01:04:58,822 –> 01:05:00,689
I know I always say that
I can’t wait

1225
01:05:00,691 –> 01:05:03,492
to go to college
and get started on my real life,

1226
01:05:03,494 –> 01:05:05,796
but you guys are my life.

1227
01:05:07,998 –> 01:05:10,232
This is a classic
Goosebumps moment.

1228
01:05:10,234 –> 01:05:12,067
Do you remember
Say Cheese and Die…?

1229
01:05:12,069 –> 01:05:14,069
– This is real life, Chu!
– Okay.

1230
01:05:14,071 –> 01:05:17,773
Guys, Slappy is using the Tesla
Tower to power Halloween.

1231
01:05:17,775 –> 01:05:19,441
If I can get in there,
maybe I can

1232
01:05:19,443 –> 01:05:21,076
shut it off,
and we can save Mom.

1233
01:05:21,078 –> 01:05:22,745
But there’s
monsters everywhere.

1234
01:05:22,747 –> 01:05:24,279
How are we gonna
get past them?

1235
01:05:24,281 –> 01:05:25,781
Easy.

1236
01:05:25,783 –> 01:05:27,249
Camouflage.

1237
01:05:27,251 –> 01:05:28,686
(♪♪♪)

1238
01:05:30,153 –> 01:05:31,990
Welcome to my crafts lab.

1239
01:05:33,258 –> 01:05:35,124
Wow.

1240
01:05:35,126 –> 01:05:39,262
Steady on my grind and got no
Time for playing games

1241
01:05:39,264 –> 01:05:43,065
Money on my mind, I’m kicking
As I’m taking names

1242
01:05:43,067 –> 01:05:45,301
The heat is on
Get out the kitchen

1243
01:05:45,303 –> 01:05:47,169
If you can’t handle
The flames

1244
01:05:47,171 –> 01:05:49,405
I’m hustling
I was born to win

1245
01:05:49,407 –> 01:05:51,307
Ain’t never gonna change

1246
01:05:51,309 –> 01:05:55,579
Let me tell you now
I don’t know how

1247
01:05:55,581 –> 01:05:59,983
But the whole world’s
Gonna know my name

1248
01:05:59,985 –> 01:06:03,654
Just wait and see
They gon’ talk about me

1249
01:06:03,656 –> 01:06:06,757
Things ain’t never
Gon’ be the same

1250
01:06:06,759 –> 01:06:08,492
Are you ready

1251
01:06:08,494 –> 01:06:10,762
Are you ready

1252
01:06:10,764 –> 01:06:14,799
Better make way
‘Cause I’m coming through

1253
01:06:14,801 –> 01:06:16,668
Are you ready for me

1254
01:06:16,670 –> 01:06:19,136
Are you ready for me

1255
01:06:19,138 –> 01:06:23,541
You know I’m gonna be
Legendary

1256
01:06:23,543 –> 01:06:25,543
(ALL SNARLING)

1257
01:06:25,545 –> 01:06:27,179
Jeez,
they’re still everywhere.

1258
01:06:29,583 –> 01:06:31,384
It’s actually working.

1259
01:06:32,852 –> 01:06:34,852
Come on. We gotta
get to that tower.

1260
01:06:34,854 –> 01:06:36,756
(♪♪♪)

1261
01:06:40,427 –> 01:06:42,427
SONNY: I can’t believe
we’re really here.

1262
01:06:42,429 –> 01:06:44,128
I can barely see
out of this thing.

1263
01:06:44,130 –> 01:06:45,864
Is it cool?
Is it awesome?

1264
01:06:45,866 –> 01:06:48,366
(WHISPERING)
Hey, fanboy. Let’s focus.

1265
01:06:48,368 –> 01:06:49,670
Right. Sorry.

1266
01:06:51,706 –> 01:06:53,674
Let’s go.

1267
01:07:02,450 –> 01:07:03,984
(SNARLING)

1268
01:07:03,986 –> 01:07:05,284
(ALL GASP)

1269
01:07:05,286 –> 01:07:06,787
(GRUNTS)

1270
01:07:11,960 –> 01:07:14,596
SARAH: (SOFTLY)
Don’t. Move.

1271
01:07:18,033 –> 01:07:19,935
(GRUNTS)

1272
01:07:23,204 –> 01:07:24,906
Come on, let’s go.
Come on!

1273
01:07:36,986 –> 01:07:38,418
Look at this place.

1274
01:07:38,420 –> 01:07:40,620
SARAH: It’s so creepy.

1275
01:07:40,622 –> 01:07:42,190
Stay close.

1276
01:07:43,760 –> 01:07:45,662
(CHITTERING)

1277
01:07:49,432 –> 01:07:51,766
SAM: No wonder Tesla
abandoned this place.

1278
01:07:51,768 –> 01:07:58,439
Shh, shh, shh.
Do you hear that?

1279
01:07:58,441 –> 01:07:59,975
(SHRIEKING)

1280
01:07:59,977 –> 01:08:01,244
(YELLING)

1281
01:08:07,885 –> 01:08:09,318
Come on.

1282
01:08:13,891 –> 01:08:15,891
(MONSTER GROANS)

1283
01:08:15,893 –> 01:08:18,192
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1284
01:08:18,194 –> 01:08:19,863
(♪♪♪)

1285
01:08:30,175 –> 01:08:32,077
(GIRL SCREAMING)

1286
01:08:35,046 –> 01:08:36,344
STINE: Oh, no.

1287
01:08:36,346 –> 01:08:40,116
Not Haunted Halloween.

1288
01:08:40,118 –> 01:08:41,686
(DEATH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1289
01:08:42,954 –> 01:08:44,821
(GIRLS SCREAMING)

1290
01:08:44,823 –> 01:08:47,792
Oh, my writing was
so cliché back then.

1291
01:08:51,730 –> 01:08:55,565
I knew it! I knew I came up
with that first.

1292
01:08:55,567 –> 01:08:57,867
(SIREN WAILS)

1293
01:08:57,869 –> 01:09:01,370
That clever little dummy’s
writing his own ending.

1294
01:09:01,372 –> 01:09:03,239
Not in my book,
he’s not.

1295
01:09:03,241 –> 01:09:05,508
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1296
01:09:05,510 –> 01:09:07,213
Oh, gnomes.

1297
01:09:08,714 –> 01:09:10,180
Don’t you dare.

1298
01:09:10,182 –> 01:09:11,414
Stay.

1299
01:09:11,416 –> 01:09:13,919
Ow! Son of a… Ah!

1300
01:09:15,286 –> 01:09:17,187
(WITCHES SHRIEKING)

1301
01:09:17,189 –> 01:09:19,456
Oh, witches!

1302
01:09:19,458 –> 01:09:21,859
Get away, witches!

1303
01:09:21,861 –> 01:09:24,764
(ENGINE REVS)

1304
01:09:26,432 –> 01:09:29,602
SAM: Guys, do you hear that?
– Shh!

1305
01:09:33,106 –> 01:09:34,371
Wow.

1306
01:09:34,373 –> 01:09:36,943
SARAH: Whoa.

1307
01:09:37,778 –> 01:09:40,512
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

1308
01:09:40,514 –> 01:09:42,247
Welcome.

1309
01:09:42,249 –> 01:09:44,384
Slappy.

1310
01:09:46,052 –> 01:09:47,287
(GRUNTING)

1311
01:09:49,422 –> 01:09:51,322
– Walter?
(GRUNTS)

1312
01:09:51,324 –> 01:09:53,025
Where’s my mother?

1313
01:09:53,027 –> 01:09:56,130
Don’t you mean our mother?

1314
01:10:00,835 –> 01:10:03,769
(IN RASPY VOICE)
There’s my sweet little babies.

1315
01:10:03,771 –> 01:10:07,072
I just love a family reunion.

1316
01:10:07,074 –> 01:10:10,308
– Mom.
– What did you do?

1317
01:10:10,310 –> 01:10:12,411
(ALL GASP)

1318
01:10:12,413 –> 01:10:14,413
SLAPPY: I had a papa once!

1319
01:10:14,415 –> 01:10:16,348
He let me down.

1320
01:10:16,350 –> 01:10:19,252
But a mother’s love
is forever.

1321
01:10:19,254 –> 01:10:21,054
Turn her back now,
you psycho!

1322
01:10:21,056 –> 01:10:22,788
Oh, should I?

1323
01:10:22,790 –> 01:10:27,393
Unfortunately,
I have other plans.

1324
01:10:27,395 –> 01:10:29,428
Walter!
The book, please.

1325
01:10:29,430 –> 01:10:30,598
Yes.

1326
01:10:32,600 –> 01:10:34,134
This book.

1327
01:10:34,136 –> 01:10:36,102
Go prepare the tower!

1328
01:10:36,104 –> 01:10:38,138
(GROWLS)

1329
01:10:38,140 –> 01:10:40,440
I’m going to do what
Stine couldn’t:

1330
01:10:40,442 –> 01:10:43,743
Finish this book,
once and for all.

1331
01:10:43,745 –> 01:10:45,647
(BOTH CACKLING)

1332
01:10:49,451 –> 01:10:52,220
(CHUCKLES)
Spoiler alert:

1333
01:10:52,222 –> 01:10:54,989
The manuscript gets destroyed
in that tower,

1334
01:10:54,991 –> 01:10:58,491
and my Halloween family
lasts forever!

1335
01:10:58,493 –> 01:11:01,696
Mama,
babysit the children for me.

1336
01:11:01,698 –> 01:11:03,496
Yes, dear.

1337
01:11:03,498 –> 01:11:05,666
We can’t let him
destroy that book.

1338
01:11:05,668 –> 01:11:09,439
Sonny, turn this thing off.
I’m going after Slappy.

1339
01:11:12,041 –> 01:11:14,141
Just you and me now,
Slappy.

1340
01:11:14,143 –> 01:11:19,181
Can’t hear you. I’m too far
ahead of you. Hee-hee-hee!

1341
01:11:19,183 –> 01:11:22,050
SONNY: This is amperage
and this is voltage?

1342
01:11:22,052 –> 01:11:23,886
None of these cables
make any sense.

1343
01:11:23,888 –> 01:11:25,787
What about here?
Start pulling levers.

1344
01:11:25,789 –> 01:11:28,156
– No, no, Sam, don’t!
– Ah!

1345
01:11:28,158 –> 01:11:30,526
Slappy booby-trapped
all this stuff.

1346
01:11:39,803 –> 01:11:41,570
(GASPS)

1347
01:11:41,572 –> 01:11:45,409
Careful, Sarah. It’d be a shame
to fall from that height.

1348
01:11:46,510 –> 01:11:48,311
(WITCH SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

1349
01:11:48,313 –> 01:11:49,713
(YELLS)

1350
01:11:53,318 –> 01:11:55,417
Plenty more
where that came from.

1351
01:11:55,419 –> 01:11:57,419
(CACKLES)

1352
01:11:57,421 –> 01:11:59,758
Come on, Sonny,
turn this thing off.

1353
01:12:01,593 –> 01:12:04,093
Oh, no. Sonny hurry up.

1354
01:12:04,095 –> 01:12:05,828
Slappy’s at the top.
Do something.

1355
01:12:05,830 –> 01:12:07,230
I can’t do it, Sam.

1356
01:12:07,232 –> 01:12:09,732
Come on, Sonny.
You are the smartest kid I know.

1357
01:12:09,734 –> 01:12:12,269
Sam, I couldn’t even do
my little science project.

1358
01:12:12,271 –> 01:12:13,536
Slappy did that.

1359
01:12:13,538 –> 01:12:14,973
And even that one shorted out.

1360
01:12:18,044 –> 01:12:20,443
Wait. That’s it.

1361
01:12:20,445 –> 01:12:24,248
We turn it up. All the way up.
We blow the fuse.

1362
01:12:24,250 –> 01:12:26,016
– Yes!
– The fuse is over there.

1363
01:12:26,018 –> 01:12:27,920
(♪♪♪)

1364
01:12:31,357 –> 01:12:36,527
And now to finish this story
and destroy the town.

1365
01:12:36,529 –> 01:12:37,964
(GRUNTS)

1366
01:12:39,098 –> 01:12:40,267
No!

1367
01:12:42,102 –> 01:12:44,568
What do you think
you’re doing?

1368
01:12:44,570 –> 01:12:46,237
Writing my own ending.

1369
01:12:46,239 –> 01:12:47,738
Spoiler alert:
I save the town

1370
01:12:47,740 –> 01:12:49,309
and put you back
where you belong.

1371
01:12:52,112 –> 01:12:53,912
(GRUNTING)

1372
01:12:53,914 –> 01:12:55,612
SLAPPY: What’s the matter?

1373
01:12:55,614 –> 01:12:57,749
Writer’s block?

1374
01:12:57,751 –> 01:12:59,184
Again?

1375
01:12:59,186 –> 01:13:00,819
– Grab that lever. Yes.
– This one?

1376
01:13:00,821 –> 01:13:03,154
On my count,
we push up at the same time.

1377
01:13:03,156 –> 01:13:04,825
Ready Go!

1378
01:13:07,094 –> 01:13:08,229
(ALARM SOUNDING)

1379
01:13:16,337 –> 01:13:17,769
Give me the book.

1380
01:13:17,771 –> 01:13:19,040
(GRUNTING)

1381
01:13:20,975 –> 01:13:23,275
You’re not gonna
get this book, Slappy.

1382
01:13:23,277 –> 01:13:26,312
I have a friend
who might think otherwise.

1383
01:13:26,314 –> 01:13:27,982
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1384
01:13:29,283 –> 01:13:30,983
(SARAH YELLS)

1385
01:13:30,985 –> 01:13:32,887
(BALLOONS POPPING)

1386
01:13:36,425 –> 01:13:38,960
Nowhere else to run, sis!

1387
01:13:43,198 –> 01:13:46,732
Fine. You win, Slappy.

1388
01:13:46,734 –> 01:13:49,602
I’ll give you the book,
but you gotta turn my mom back.

1389
01:13:49,604 –> 01:13:51,140
Deal.

1390
01:13:56,445 –> 01:13:59,746
It all ends
Slappily ever after.

1391
01:13:59,748 –> 01:14:01,314
(CACKLES)

1392
01:14:01,316 –> 01:14:04,017
You forgot one thing:

1393
01:14:04,019 –> 01:14:05,919
Never judge a book
by its cover.

1394
01:14:05,921 –> 01:14:07,723
What?

1395
01:14:09,024 –> 01:14:10,324
No!

1396
01:14:10,326 –> 01:14:12,228
(BOTH YELL)

1397
01:14:17,934 –> 01:14:19,736
(GROANING)

1398
01:14:23,773 –> 01:14:25,942
(ALL GRUNTING)

1399
01:14:31,214 –> 01:14:33,415
(NORMALLY)
Sonny, what’s happening?

1400
01:14:33,417 –> 01:14:34,584
Mom.

1401
01:14:35,919 –> 01:14:37,854
We need to get out of here!

1402
01:14:39,756 –> 01:14:42,026
(SCREAMING)

1403
01:14:48,365 –> 01:14:50,267
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1404
01:15:14,758 –> 01:15:16,660
(YELLING)

1405
01:15:23,168 –> 01:15:24,537
(GROANING)

1406
01:15:28,574 –> 01:15:30,476
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1407
01:15:34,980 –> 01:15:36,580
(YELLS)

1408
01:15:36,582 –> 01:15:38,715
It’s working!

1409
01:15:38,717 –> 01:15:39,919
Go, kids!

1410
01:15:41,786 –> 01:15:43,122
(BRAKES SQUEAL)

1411
01:15:57,069 –> 01:15:58,470
(WOLF HOWLS)

1412
01:15:58,472 –> 01:16:00,039
(GROANING)

1413
01:16:08,515 –> 01:16:10,417
(PANTING)

1414
01:16:21,361 –> 01:16:22,696
Hello?

1415
01:16:23,997 –> 01:16:25,730
Someone called for me?

1416
01:16:25,732 –> 01:16:29,402
KATHY: Sarah Oh! Oh…
– Mom!

1417
01:16:29,404 –> 01:16:31,137
STINE: Hello?

1418
01:16:31,139 –> 01:16:33,472
I got your message.
I’m here.

1419
01:16:33,474 –> 01:16:35,675
Don’t worry.
Everything’s going to be okay.

1420
01:16:35,677 –> 01:16:38,010
I need typing paper,
a thesaurus,

1421
01:16:38,012 –> 01:16:40,112
Diet Coke,
and a quiet place to compose.

1422
01:16:40,114 –> 01:16:43,883
Preferably in a comfortable
chair with lumbar support.

1423
01:16:43,885 –> 01:16:46,687
Are you R.L. Stine?

1424
01:16:46,689 –> 01:16:49,623
Me No, I’m Dr. Seuss.
R.L. Stine was unavailable.

1425
01:16:49,625 –> 01:16:51,059
Yes, of course,
I’m R.L. Stine!

1426
01:16:52,827 –> 01:16:55,698
Then I guess this
belongs to you.

1427
01:16:56,632 –> 01:16:58,332
Don’t open it.

1428
01:16:58,334 –> 01:17:00,334
(GASPS)

1429
01:17:00,336 –> 01:17:02,735
My first book.

1430
01:17:02,737 –> 01:17:04,504
(SCOFFS)

1431
01:17:04,506 –> 01:17:08,175
You realize I wrote this
when I was around your age.

1432
01:17:08,177 –> 01:17:12,012
More of an amateur work, really,
but I am sure you’ll all agree

1433
01:17:12,014 –> 01:17:15,217
it shows the undeniable promise
of a brilliant young writer.

1434
01:17:16,352 –> 01:17:17,884
Why do you have
a typewriter?

1435
01:17:17,886 –> 01:17:20,254
I was going to
save you with it,

1436
01:17:20,256 –> 01:17:22,956
although it appears you found
a way to save yourselves.

1437
01:17:22,958 –> 01:17:25,693
– A typewriter?
– It’s been done before.

1438
01:17:25,695 –> 01:17:27,295
Once before.

1439
01:17:27,297 –> 01:17:29,230
Maybe twice.

1440
01:17:29,232 –> 01:17:30,964
Maybe more.

1441
01:17:30,966 –> 01:17:32,899
WALTER: Kathy?

1442
01:17:32,901 –> 01:17:35,203
Walter, manager
at Fred’s Pharmacy.

1443
01:17:35,205 –> 01:17:36,437
It’s nice to see you.

1444
01:17:36,439 –> 01:17:38,573
Hi. It’s nice to
see you too.

1445
01:17:38,575 –> 01:17:40,141
What are you doing here?

1446
01:17:40,143 –> 01:17:41,576
I don’t know.

1447
01:17:41,578 –> 01:17:43,945
Walter! Walter!
You got turned into a monster.

1448
01:17:43,947 –> 01:17:46,615
You were big, green, ugly.
You were Slappy’s henchman!

1449
01:17:46,617 –> 01:17:48,983
Weather patterns.
Very strange weather patterns.

1450
01:17:48,985 –> 01:17:51,152
But I think everything’s
back to normal now.

1451
01:17:51,154 –> 01:17:54,155
Fine. Okay, yeah,
the weather has been weird.

1452
01:17:54,157 –> 01:17:55,724
It’s true. Okay, thanks.

1453
01:17:55,726 –> 01:17:57,559
KATHY: What happened to your shirt?

1454
01:17:57,561 –> 01:17:59,094
WALTER: I don’t know.

1455
01:17:59,096 –> 01:18:01,063
(IN PIG LATIN)
Ixnay on the onsters-may.

1456
01:18:01,065 –> 01:18:03,065
– Go ahead, ollow-fay.
SONNY: What?

1457
01:18:03,067 –> 01:18:05,267
(IN ENGLISH)
Means “follow.” Pig Latin.

1458
01:18:05,269 –> 01:18:08,304
Oh, the youth today.

1459
01:18:08,306 –> 01:18:10,439
WALTER: So funny running into you.

1460
01:18:10,441 –> 01:18:14,276
Right I always hoped we’d run
into each other outside of work.

1461
01:18:14,278 –> 01:18:15,545
WALTER: Yeah, me too.

1462
01:18:15,547 –> 01:18:18,080
Hey, if you’re not
busy next week,

1463
01:18:18,082 –> 01:18:20,049
would you wanna
have some dinner?

1464
01:18:20,051 –> 01:18:22,719
– Yeah. Yeah, heh, heh.
– Yeah That’s awesome.

1465
01:18:22,721 –> 01:18:25,255
So they don’t remember
what happened to them?

1466
01:18:25,257 –> 01:18:26,623
The transmutation process

1467
01:18:26,625 –> 01:18:28,625
seems to have wiped
their memories clean.

1468
01:18:28,627 –> 01:18:31,127
All those who were affected
won’t remember a thing.

1469
01:18:31,129 –> 01:18:32,998
(TOMMY SCREAMS)

1470
01:18:38,437 –> 01:18:39,871
Tommy?

1471
01:18:41,574 –> 01:18:44,608
SAM: Are you okay?
– Oh, my God. Guys.

1472
01:18:44,610 –> 01:18:46,610
I had this crazy dream.

1473
01:18:46,612 –> 01:18:49,313
I’m so glad to see you.

1474
01:18:49,315 –> 01:18:51,782
You know, can’t believe
I’m saying this,

1475
01:18:51,784 –> 01:18:53,850
but I’m glad
to see you too, Tommy.

1476
01:18:53,852 –> 01:18:56,354
Kids falling
from the sky.

1477
01:18:56,356 –> 01:18:58,624
My work here is done.

1478
01:19:01,694 –> 01:19:03,361
I’m a writer too.

1479
01:19:03,363 –> 01:19:07,865
Well, an aspiring,
very stuck writer at the moment.

1480
01:19:07,867 –> 01:19:09,533
My condolences.

1481
01:19:09,535 –> 01:19:11,969
All the horrors
in the world can’t compare

1482
01:19:11,971 –> 01:19:14,508
to the terrors
of the blank page.

1483
01:19:17,143 –> 01:19:20,512
Um, any advice
on college essays?

1484
01:19:20,514 –> 01:19:23,582
Well, first rule of writing:
write what you know.

1485
01:19:23,584 –> 01:19:25,317
Thirty years,
and I couldn’t figure out

1486
01:19:25,319 –> 01:19:26,585
how this book should end.

1487
01:19:26,587 –> 01:19:27,986
And somehow you figured out

1488
01:19:27,988 –> 01:19:29,356
how to finish it
in one night.

1489
01:19:30,758 –> 01:19:32,557
I believe in you.

1490
01:19:32,559 –> 01:19:35,227
(ENGINE STARTS)

1491
01:19:35,229 –> 01:19:37,131
(♪♪♪)

1492
01:19:39,500 –> 01:19:42,236
Hm. “Write what you know.”

1493
01:19:43,705 –> 01:19:45,671
SARAH: Recount a time in your life

1494
01:19:45,673 –> 01:19:48,608
when you faced a fear,
challenge or failure.

1495
01:19:48,610 –> 01:19:51,009
I think most of us
are afraid

1496
01:19:51,011 –> 01:19:53,212
that we don’t have
a story to tell.

1497
01:19:53,214 –> 01:19:56,182
That there’s nothing
special about us.

1498
01:19:56,184 –> 01:19:59,051
And then a moment comes
when you least expect it

1499
01:19:59,053 –> 01:20:00,854
where you have to step up,

1500
01:20:00,856 –> 01:20:03,022
no matter
how terrified you are.

1501
01:20:03,024 –> 01:20:04,424
But what
I’ve learned is that

1502
01:20:04,426 –> 01:20:06,058
it’s good to be scared
sometimes.

1503
01:20:06,060 –> 01:20:08,428
Scared of losing
the people we love.

1504
01:20:08,430 –> 01:20:11,130
– Stop, stop!
– It’s a ventriloquist dummy.

1505
01:20:11,132 –> 01:20:13,032
– Oh.
– Really?

1506
01:20:13,034 –> 01:20:14,601
– That’s not funny, Mom.
– Too soon.

1507
01:20:14,603 –> 01:20:16,202
No, I like it.

1508
01:20:16,204 –> 01:20:18,205
Congratulations,
Sonny.

1509
01:20:18,207 –> 01:20:20,072
Thank you so much,
Principal Harrison.

1510
01:20:20,074 –> 01:20:22,609
SARAH: Or scared of not
achieving our dreams.

1511
01:20:22,611 –> 01:20:24,411
Because those moments
remind us

1512
01:20:24,413 –> 01:20:26,680
just how special
our stories really are.

1513
01:20:26,682 –> 01:20:28,317
– Here’s to us.
– Indeed.

1514
01:20:31,387 –> 01:20:34,388
– Hey, Sarah!
– Hi, Mr. Chu.

1515
01:20:34,390 –> 01:20:35,759
CHU: Watch this.

1516
01:20:36,693 –> 01:20:38,560
(MECHANICAL GRUNTS)

1517
01:20:38,562 –> 01:20:41,061
(CHUCKLES)
– I like it.

1518
01:20:41,063 –> 01:20:43,398
Yeah, I just made it
life-size this year.

1519
01:20:43,400 –> 01:20:45,733
You know, just in case.

1520
01:20:45,735 –> 01:20:47,702
No, seriously, you know,
just in case.

1521
01:20:47,704 –> 01:20:50,705
Right. I’ll see you later,
Mr. Chu.

1522
01:20:50,707 –> 01:20:52,207
Bye!

1523
01:20:52,209 –> 01:20:54,075
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1524
01:20:54,077 –> 01:20:57,579
SARAH: And maybe when you
face enough of your fears

1525
01:20:57,581 –> 01:21:00,515
life stops being
so scary after all.

1526
01:21:00,517 –> 01:21:04,753
Now’s the day
To make our dreams alive

1527
01:21:04,755 –> 01:21:07,723
Hey, honey.

1528
01:21:07,725 –> 01:21:09,527
What happened?

1529
01:21:11,094 –> 01:21:12,394
I got in.

1530
01:21:12,396 –> 01:21:14,630
I knew it.
I knew you could do it.

1531
01:21:14,632 –> 01:21:16,499
Oh, I’m so proud
of you!

1532
01:21:16,501 –> 01:21:18,634
(LAUGHS)

1533
01:21:18,636 –> 01:21:20,636
I guess I’m proud.

1534
01:21:20,638 –> 01:21:24,507
– Thanks, Sonny.
– Come on, bring it in.

1535
01:21:24,509 –> 01:21:26,442
Congratulations.

1536
01:21:26,444 –> 01:21:28,945
(CHUCKLES)
Here, take off your jacket.

1537
01:21:28,947 –> 01:21:31,447
Guys, give her some
ornaments, please.

1538
01:21:31,449 –> 01:21:32,682
Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

1539
01:21:32,684 –> 01:21:34,985
– I’m so happy!
– Ha-ha-ha!

1540
01:21:34,987 –> 01:21:37,321
– Here, put that right there.
– Yeah, I like that one.

1541
01:21:38,356 –> 01:21:39,525
(KEYS CLACKING)

1542
01:21:44,630 –> 01:21:46,899
Finally, a new book.

1543
01:21:50,302 –> 01:21:51,905
Yes.

1544
01:22:00,412 –> 01:22:01,812
(SIGHS)

1545
01:22:01,814 –> 01:22:04,314
SLAPPY: Hello, Papa.

1546
01:22:04,316 –> 01:22:06,918
Slappy! I thought
the book got you.

1547
01:22:06,920 –> 01:22:09,219
Maybe those others,
but not me.

1548
01:22:09,221 –> 01:22:11,022
Why is that?

1549
01:22:11,024 –> 01:22:13,089
You know
I always survive.

1550
01:22:13,091 –> 01:22:15,026
You wrote me that way.

1551
01:22:15,028 –> 01:22:19,664
In fact, I wrote my own story
while I was gone.

1552
01:22:19,666 –> 01:22:21,666
And guess what.

1553
01:22:21,668 –> 01:22:24,070
You’re the main character.

1554
01:22:25,138 –> 01:22:27,171
No.

1555
01:22:27,173 –> 01:22:30,376
No!

1556
01:22:31,845 –> 01:22:35,047
You try living in a book
for a while, Papa.

1557
01:22:35,049 –> 01:22:37,482
(CACKLES)

1558
01:22:37,484 –> 01:22:40,387
(♪♪♪)

1559
01:22:41,522 –> 01:22:43,424
(MONSTERS SHRIEKING)

1560
01:22:54,035 –> 01:22:56,203
(ROARS)

1561
01:23:06,615 –> 01:23:08,049
(SHRIEKS)

1562
01:23:09,351 –> 01:23:11,252
(BEARS CACKLING)

1563
01:23:12,687 –> 01:23:14,756
(CACKLES)

1564
01:23:15,757 –> 01:23:17,893
(CHITTERING)

1565
01:23:22,564 –> 01:23:25,231
(GIBBERS)

1566
01:23:25,233 –> 01:23:26,566
HORSEMAN: Hyah!

1567
01:23:26,568 –> 01:23:28,136
(NEIGHS)

1568
01:23:29,304 –> 01:23:30,771
(CHITTERS)

1569
01:23:30,773 –> 01:23:32,271
(GIBBERS)

1570
01:23:32,273 –> 01:23:33,807
HAND: Hands off!

1571
01:23:33,809 –> 01:23:35,845
Hiya! Look at my candle.

1572
01:23:37,145 –> 01:23:39,048
(LAUGHING)

1573
01:23:44,286 –> 01:23:47,024
(SHRIEKING)

1574
01:23:49,325 –> 01:23:51,227
(ROARING)

1575
01:23:52,595 –> 01:23:54,330
(HOWLS)

1576
01:24:05,809 –> 01:24:07,711
(♪♪♪)

1577
01:25:36,703 –> 01:25:38,605
(♪♪♪)

1578
01:28:04,123 –> 01:28:06,058
(♪♪♪)

1579
01:29:41,623 –> 01:29:43,857
SLAPPY: Slappy Halloween.

1580
01:29:43,859 –> 01:29:45,361
(CACKLES)

1581
01:29:45,363 –> 01:29:46,734
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00:00:47,769 –> 00:00:50,672
(♪♪♪)

2
00:01:18,577 –> 00:01:23,577
Subtitles by explosiveskull
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3
00:02:01,713 –> 00:02:03,646
SARAH: Fear.

4
00:02:03,648 –> 00:02:08,018
Fear is something
that everyone experiences.

5
00:02:08,020 –> 00:02:12,322
Fear is a feeling
that we all know.

6
00:02:12,324 –> 00:02:15,795
For me, a fear
that shaped my life was…

7
00:02:17,897 –> 00:02:19,630
(SIGHS)

8
00:02:19,632 –> 00:02:21,464
God, that sucks.

9
00:02:21,466 –> 00:02:23,335
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

10
00:02:27,940 –> 00:02:29,440
(SIGHS)

11
00:02:29,442 –> 00:02:31,475
“Recount a time
when you faced a fear,

12
00:02:31,477 –> 00:02:33,077
challenge or failure.

13
00:02:33,079 –> 00:02:35,982
How did it define you,
or how did you overcome it?”

14
00:02:40,786 –> 00:02:42,722
(♪♪♪)

15
00:02:46,192 –> 00:02:47,426
(RATTLING)

16
00:02:51,430 –> 00:02:53,165
Hello?

17
00:02:54,735 –> 00:02:56,470
Hello?

18
00:03:03,276 –> 00:03:05,477
(ROARS)
(YELPS)

19
00:03:05,479 –> 00:03:07,746
(LAUGHING)

20
00:03:07,748 –> 00:03:09,447
Tyler What are you doing?

21
00:03:09,449 –> 00:03:11,549
Are you crazy?
My mom is gonna hear you.

22
00:03:11,551 –> 00:03:13,119
You see this mask?

23
00:03:13,121 –> 00:03:14,419
Got it on sale.

24
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Very scary.

25
00:03:15,657 –> 00:03:17,288
Sorry.
I was in the neighborhood.

26
00:03:17,290 –> 00:03:19,992
– I texted you like 10 times.
– I told you my phone’s off.

27
00:03:19,994 –> 00:03:22,528
If I miss this deadline,
I don’t get into Columbia.

28
00:03:22,530 –> 00:03:24,864
You’ll be here with me
the next four years.

29
00:03:24,866 –> 00:03:28,934
Consider me your safety school.
Close by, good parties…

30
00:03:28,936 –> 00:03:32,638
Oh, really. Do you also offer
a creative-writing program?

31
00:03:32,640 –> 00:03:36,109
Oh, I’m super creative.
Look, I got you a care package.

32
00:03:36,111 –> 00:03:40,279
– Pringles. And a little bit of Red Bull.
– Heh.

33
00:03:40,281 –> 00:03:42,151
– Thank you.
– You’re welcome.

34
00:03:43,919 –> 00:03:45,152
(DOOR OPENS)

35
00:03:45,154 –> 00:03:46,722
You are so busted.

36
00:03:47,790 –> 00:03:49,923
– So, so busted.
– I’ve got it.

37
00:03:49,925 –> 00:03:51,992
Mom,
this is not what it looks like.

38
00:03:51,994 –> 00:03:54,861
KATHY: No, I know what it is.
I heard the entire thing.

39
00:03:54,863 –> 00:03:56,797
Do people
not whisper anymore?

40
00:03:56,799 –> 00:03:59,633
“Hey, I brought Pringles
and Red Bull.”

41
00:03:59,635 –> 00:04:02,335
“You better be quiet
’cause my mom will hear us.”

42
00:04:02,337 –> 00:04:03,570
(KATHY STAMPS FEET)

43
00:04:03,572 –> 00:04:05,305
Tyler, go home.

44
00:04:05,307 –> 00:04:07,942
Okay.
Uh, just to clarify,

45
00:04:07,944 –> 00:04:10,343
do you mean back out the window
or out the front?

46
00:04:10,345 –> 00:04:11,813
Okay, I’ll use the window.

47
00:04:11,815 –> 00:04:13,681
Sorry, Sarah,
I’ll see you tomorrow.

48
00:04:13,683 –> 00:04:15,417
Ooh! I’m good.

49
00:04:16,485 –> 00:04:18,786
Ah! Still good!

50
00:04:18,788 –> 00:04:21,122
– Go to bed.
– Mom, I can explain.

51
00:04:21,124 –> 00:04:23,491
We’ll discuss this
in the morning.

52
00:04:23,493 –> 00:04:26,094
– Sam is gonna love this.
– You go to bed too.

53
00:04:26,096 –> 00:04:27,929
– What’d I do?
– I don’t need a wingman.

54
00:04:27,931 –> 00:04:30,498
– Okay. Going to bed.
– Hmph.

55
00:04:30,500 –> 00:04:32,400
(DOOR CLOSES)

56
00:04:32,402 –> 00:04:34,304
(♪♪♪)

57
00:04:38,408 –> 00:04:39,844
Ow.

58
00:04:42,046 –> 00:04:44,012
You need to stop
electrocuting yourself

59
00:04:44,014 –> 00:04:46,515
– and eat your breakfast.
– Mom, this is due tomorrow,

60
00:04:46,517 –> 00:04:48,417
and it’s worth 50 percent
of my grade.

61
00:04:48,419 –> 00:04:51,053
How about you eat 50 percent
of your eggs?

62
00:04:51,055 –> 00:04:52,688
(POWER WHINES)

63
00:04:52,690 –> 00:04:54,056
Sonny, seriously?

64
00:04:54,058 –> 00:04:55,958
Sorry. I’m getting close.

65
00:04:55,960 –> 00:04:57,259
(DOORBELL RINGING)

66
00:04:57,261 –> 00:04:59,595
Coming.

67
00:04:59,597 –> 00:05:02,031
Coming!

68
00:05:02,033 –> 00:05:03,532
Morning, Ms. Quinn.

69
00:05:03,534 –> 00:05:05,367
– Good morning, Sam.
– How you doing?

70
00:05:05,369 –> 00:05:07,804
MAN: Kathy! Thank
you for taking Sam.

71
00:05:07,806 –> 00:05:10,073
We’ll be back in three days.
We owe you.

72
00:05:10,075 –> 00:05:11,340
You definitely do.

73
00:05:11,342 –> 00:05:13,375
(HORN HONKS)
(CHUCKLING)

74
00:05:13,377 –> 00:05:15,178
Sonny!
Grab your backpack.

75
00:05:15,180 –> 00:05:17,247
Sarah, let’s go!
I’ve got an errand to run

76
00:05:17,249 –> 00:05:19,117
– on the way to school.
SARAH: Coming!

77
00:05:20,685 –> 00:05:22,719
My condolences on your bust
last night.

78
00:05:22,721 –> 00:05:24,921
Good thing I’m here,
in case any other dudes

79
00:05:24,923 –> 00:05:26,556
try to climb
through your window.

80
00:05:26,558 –> 00:05:28,324
Sonny. I’m gonna kill you.

81
00:05:28,326 –> 00:05:30,961
Kill him in the car.
Okay Go, go, go.

82
00:05:30,963 –> 00:05:34,265
Halloween with pumpkins
And mice

83
00:05:34,267 –> 00:05:37,600
Halloween, it’s so nice

84
00:05:37,602 –> 00:05:39,103
Halloween

85
00:05:39,105 –> 00:05:41,872
– Faster, faster.
With pumpkins and mice

86
00:05:41,874 –> 00:05:45,743
Hey, Kathy.
Hey, kids. Heh, heh.

87
00:05:45,745 –> 00:05:47,310
Mr. Chu.

88
00:05:47,312 –> 00:05:49,947
Wow, you practically got
a theme park here.

89
00:05:49,949 –> 00:05:51,649
Check this out.

90
00:05:51,651 –> 00:05:54,051
(WHIRRING)

91
00:05:54,053 –> 00:05:56,854
Oh, my… Oh! Whoa!

92
00:05:56,856 –> 00:06:00,357
(CHUCKLING)
It’s like being in the movies!

93
00:06:00,359 –> 00:06:03,094
I’m gonna have these puppies
up and running in no time.

94
00:06:03,096 –> 00:06:04,595
You know, for the kids.

95
00:06:04,597 –> 00:06:07,766
– Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
– All right. Bye.

96
00:06:07,768 –> 00:06:09,668
He doesn’t actually have kids,
does he?

97
00:06:09,670 –> 00:06:10,969
No, he does not.

98
00:06:10,971 –> 00:06:13,471
Ooh!

99
00:06:13,473 –> 00:06:15,407
(♪♪♪)

100
00:06:15,409 –> 00:06:18,011
All right, everybody,
let’s make this quick.

101
00:06:19,680 –> 00:06:22,480
You can each pick out a pumpkin
to carve if you want to,

102
00:06:22,482 –> 00:06:24,683
but meet me at
the register in five minutes,

103
00:06:24,685 –> 00:06:25,853
– all right?
– Okay.

104
00:06:26,687 –> 00:06:28,787
Alrighty.

105
00:06:28,789 –> 00:06:30,455
Right here Really?

106
00:06:30,457 –> 00:06:34,996
Yes, here. Everywhere.
It’s called marketing.

107
00:06:38,132 –> 00:06:39,632
Anything you wanna
say to me?

108
00:06:39,634 –> 00:06:43,536
Mom… Mom, I was
working all night. I swear.

109
00:06:43,538 –> 00:06:46,372
I swear,
Tyler just snuck over and…

110
00:06:46,374 –> 00:06:48,441
I’ve just been so stuck
on this essay…

111
00:06:48,443 –> 00:06:50,943
You’re a great writer.
You always have been.

112
00:06:50,945 –> 00:06:53,546
When you have to sum up
your whole life in one essay,

113
00:06:53,548 –> 00:06:55,715
it all just sounds so…

114
00:06:55,717 –> 00:06:57,284
unimpressive.

115
00:06:57,286 –> 00:07:01,722
Honey. I think you’re very
impressive and very capable.

116
00:07:01,724 –> 00:07:02,990
You do?

117
00:07:02,992 –> 00:07:04,324
Thank you.

118
00:07:04,326 –> 00:07:05,692
I do.

119
00:07:05,694 –> 00:07:07,928
Which is why I need you
to watch Sonny and Sam

120
00:07:07,930 –> 00:07:09,696
this week
while I’m working doubles.

121
00:07:09,698 –> 00:07:12,065
Mom! No!
My essay is due Friday.

122
00:07:12,067 –> 00:07:14,701
Sonny’s bigger than me.
He doesn’t need a babysitter.

123
00:07:14,703 –> 00:07:19,173
Ha, ha. Have you seen what he
blows up when he’s supervised?

124
00:07:19,175 –> 00:07:21,842
Hon, I know you’re focused
on getting out of here.

125
00:07:21,844 –> 00:07:23,877
But if I don’t cover
these shifts at work,

126
00:07:23,879 –> 00:07:25,146
I could lose my job.

127
00:07:25,148 –> 00:07:27,683
I need to know
I can count on you.

128
00:07:31,121 –> 00:07:34,088
Okay. Fine.

129
00:07:34,090 –> 00:07:36,557
– Really?
– Yes, really.

130
00:07:36,559 –> 00:07:40,795
Well, you have earned yourself
some corn cushions, little lady.

131
00:07:40,797 –> 00:07:42,096
Really Mom.

132
00:07:42,098 –> 00:07:43,932
(BEEPS)

133
00:07:43,934 –> 00:07:47,202
You’re looking real nice today.

134
00:07:47,204 –> 00:07:51,106
Thank you. Heh, heh.
Blue is very in this year.

135
00:07:51,108 –> 00:07:54,176
– I see you got the memo.
– I guess we’re in the know.

136
00:07:54,178 –> 00:07:55,411
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

137
00:07:55,413 –> 00:07:57,279
Okay. Hey, you know,
the adult diapers

138
00:07:57,281 –> 00:07:59,181
are 2-for-1
if you wanna grab another.

139
00:07:59,183 –> 00:08:01,083
– I just need one today.
– Okay. All right.

140
00:08:01,085 –> 00:08:03,419
I don’t need them.
They’re for the nursing home

141
00:08:03,421 –> 00:08:04,820
– where I work.
– Of course.

142
00:08:04,822 –> 00:08:07,089
– I… I don’t… Heh, heh.
– Hey, no judgment.

143
00:08:07,091 –> 00:08:09,758
– Um, okay. Heh, heh.
– I use a toilet. Heh, heh.

144
00:08:09,760 –> 00:08:13,929
All right. Well, hopefully,
I’ll, uh, see you around soon.

145
00:08:13,931 –> 00:08:16,732
Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for checking me out.

146
00:08:16,734 –> 00:08:19,235
Ringing up my purchases.
You know.

147
00:08:19,237 –> 00:08:20,869
Yes. Yeah. Well, both.

148
00:08:20,871 –> 00:08:23,472
– Yeah. Heh.
– I’ll just get my diapers and go.

149
00:08:23,474 –> 00:08:24,740
Yeah.

150
00:08:24,742 –> 00:08:25,976
Happy Halloween!

151
00:08:25,978 –> 00:08:28,044
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

152
00:08:28,046 –> 00:08:29,948
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

153
00:08:31,950 –> 00:08:33,283
BOY: Yeah, I can help you.

154
00:08:33,285 –> 00:08:34,584
GIRL: Hey, wait up!

155
00:08:34,586 –> 00:08:36,555
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)

156
00:08:38,323 –> 00:08:40,657
Oh, dude,
science fair sign-ups.

157
00:08:40,659 –> 00:08:42,692
If I can just get
my Tesla Tower to work,

158
00:08:42,694 –> 00:08:44,127
easily win. It’d be so cool.

159
00:08:44,129 –> 00:08:45,996
What do you mean?
You’re already cool.

160
00:08:45,998 –> 00:08:49,300
We are treasure hunters.
People respect us around here.

161
00:08:49,302 –> 00:08:51,035
(LAUGHING)

162
00:08:51,037 –> 00:08:52,970
– Ew.
TOMMY: Hey, Junk Bros.

163
00:08:52,972 –> 00:08:56,007
SAM: Spit wads What are you, 9?

164
00:08:56,009 –> 00:08:57,675
What’d you say?

165
00:08:57,677 –> 00:08:59,810
(WHISPERING)
Sam, what are you doing?

166
00:08:59,812 –> 00:09:01,748
I got this.

167
00:09:06,652 –> 00:09:08,353
You know,

168
00:09:08,355 –> 00:09:11,423
we were gonna TP Principal
Harrison’s house tomorrow night.

169
00:09:11,425 –> 00:09:13,258
But now,
I think I’m just gonna spend

170
00:09:13,260 –> 00:09:15,260
the whole night
chasing you guys around.

171
00:09:15,262 –> 00:09:18,196
Hey. Boys,
move it or you’re tardy.

172
00:09:18,198 –> 00:09:19,797
Of course, Ms. Hoover.

173
00:09:19,799 –> 00:09:22,434
I was just extolling
to my good friends Sam and Sonny

174
00:09:22,436 –> 00:09:24,970
my deep love for homework
and all things learning.

175
00:09:24,972 –> 00:09:26,206
Get to class.

176
00:09:30,778 –> 00:09:32,012
Yeah.

177
00:09:32,946 –> 00:09:34,980
What a jerk.

178
00:09:34,982 –> 00:09:36,581
I’d like to check
this book out, please.

179
00:09:36,583 –> 00:09:38,384
And you are…?

180
00:09:38,386 –> 00:09:40,386
Tyler Mitchell.

181
00:09:40,388 –> 00:09:43,922
Okay, Tyler Mitchell.

182
00:09:43,924 –> 00:09:46,325
Oh. Yeah, you have four books

183
00:09:46,327 –> 00:09:48,760
you haven’t returned
since sophomore year.

184
00:09:48,762 –> 00:09:50,729
And your account is frozen.

185
00:09:50,731 –> 00:09:51,998
Damn.

186
00:09:52,000 –> 00:09:53,933
It’s gonna cost 40 bucks
to unfreeze it.

187
00:09:53,935 –> 00:09:55,902
I just spent it
on tickets for us

188
00:09:55,904 –> 00:09:57,937
to see DJ Bisky
at the Den tonight.

189
00:09:57,939 –> 00:10:00,239
You have to come.
You can’t say no.

190
00:10:00,241 –> 00:10:02,509
My way of saying sorry
for getting you busted.

191
00:10:02,511 –> 00:10:04,744
I-I can’t.
My mom is making me

192
00:10:04,746 –> 00:10:07,514
watch my stupid brother
all week and his friend…

193
00:10:07,516 –> 00:10:10,150
Come on. Don’t wait for college
to start having fun.

194
00:10:10,152 –> 00:10:11,552
Show starts at 8.

195
00:10:11,554 –> 00:10:14,654
Get your brother
a babysitter.

196
00:10:14,656 –> 00:10:16,258
(♪♪♪)

197
00:10:21,097 –> 00:10:24,266
Okay. Sam, what do you think?

198
00:10:25,267 –> 00:10:27,434
Nice. Looks just like you.

199
00:10:27,436 –> 00:10:28,804
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

200
00:10:31,107 –> 00:10:32,576
Hello.

201
00:10:34,276 –> 00:10:36,743
Yeah. Yeah, you’re speaking
to a Junk Brother.

202
00:10:36,745 –> 00:10:39,613
Yes, ma’am. This afternoon?

203
00:10:39,615 –> 00:10:41,748
Let me check with my associate.

204
00:10:41,750 –> 00:10:43,750
– Hang up on her.
– This is our opportunity.

205
00:10:43,752 –> 00:10:45,819
– We’re too busy. Stop it.
– We’re doing this.

206
00:10:45,821 –> 00:10:48,490
I have my Tesla Tower project,
I have algebra. No way.

207
00:10:48,492 –> 00:10:50,492
– Fine, fine, fine! Whatever.
– Sam.

208
00:10:50,494 –> 00:10:52,095
All right. Fine.

209
00:10:53,497 –> 00:10:56,231
You are in luck.
Yeah, we can squeeze you in.

210
00:10:56,233 –> 00:10:59,267
24 Ashley Lane?

211
00:10:59,269 –> 00:11:00,835
No, no problem. No problem.

212
00:11:00,837 –> 00:11:04,174
Yeah. Fear not, ma’am.
Junk is our middle name.

213
00:11:05,343 –> 00:11:06,808
(PHONE BEEPS)

214
00:11:06,810 –> 00:11:09,211
“Junk is our…”?
Do you even hear yourself?

215
00:11:09,213 –> 00:11:12,982
Get your shoes on.
It’s time to get rich!

216
00:11:12,984 –> 00:11:15,151
I already have my shoes on.

217
00:11:15,153 –> 00:11:17,088
(♪♪♪)

218
00:11:37,342 –> 00:11:40,544
I guess this is it.
24 Ashley Lane.

219
00:11:40,546 –> 00:11:43,046
Twenty-four is the number
of people murdered here.

220
00:11:43,048 –> 00:11:44,813
All right, Sonny.

221
00:11:44,815 –> 00:11:46,449
Let’s do this.

222
00:11:46,451 –> 00:11:48,353
(CROW CAWING)

223
00:11:57,729 –> 00:12:00,600
Hey. I don’t like the way
those things are looking at us.

224
00:12:03,636 –> 00:12:06,939
We’re treasure hunters, Sonny,
remember. Come on.

225
00:12:20,153 –> 00:12:21,754
(DOOR CREAKS)

226
00:12:27,060 –> 00:12:28,395
Hello?

227
00:12:38,339 –> 00:12:39,506
SONNY: Some treasure.

228
00:12:41,442 –> 00:12:43,310
This place
is definitely haunted.

229
00:12:46,947 –> 00:12:50,182
Dude, there’s more stuff
over here. Come on.

230
00:12:50,184 –> 00:12:53,118
This room’s
even worse.

231
00:12:53,120 –> 00:12:55,287
Come on, Sonny,
it’s not that bad.

232
00:12:55,289 –> 00:12:57,425
There is nothing
to be afraid of.

233
00:12:58,360 –> 00:13:00,360
(BOTH YELL)

234
00:13:00,362 –> 00:13:01,730
(CLEARS THROAT)

235
00:13:06,401 –> 00:13:08,468
SAM: Who stuffs a cat?

236
00:13:08,470 –> 00:13:11,006
How much are they paying us
for this?

237
00:13:12,741 –> 00:13:14,540
(GRUNTS)

238
00:13:14,542 –> 00:13:16,609
Can’t believe you said
we’d work for free.

239
00:13:16,611 –> 00:13:18,278
Not for free.
The lady said

240
00:13:18,280 –> 00:13:20,413
we could keep any junk
we don’t throw away.

241
00:13:20,415 –> 00:13:22,549
Some of that stuff
can have monetary value.

242
00:13:22,551 –> 00:13:24,685
You know what else
has monetary value, Sam?

243
00:13:24,687 –> 00:13:27,222
– Actual money.
– Just start cleaning. Come on.

244
00:13:30,959 –> 00:13:33,594
Found some more stuff
in the attic.

245
00:13:33,596 –> 00:13:36,766
SAM: Okay, what do we got?
– Maybe this is worth something.

246
00:13:40,436 –> 00:13:41,735
It’s stuck.

247
00:13:41,737 –> 00:13:43,272
(GRUNTING)

248
00:13:48,578 –> 00:13:50,480
(♪♪♪)

249
00:13:56,018 –> 00:13:58,320
Dude, I think
we just found a treasure chest!

250
00:13:58,322 –> 00:14:00,455
– Go get it.
– Jackpot!

251
00:14:00,457 –> 00:14:03,191
This is amazing.
It’s like a whole room in here.

252
00:14:03,193 –> 00:14:05,462
I told you.
We come here, we find treasure.

253
00:14:07,964 –> 00:14:10,365
Help me with this.
I bet this thing

254
00:14:10,367 –> 00:14:12,702
is filled with gold
and diamonds and Bitcoins.

255
00:14:12,704 –> 00:14:15,103
Uh, you know Bitcoins
are cryptocurrency, right?

256
00:14:15,105 –> 00:14:17,305
It’s not real coins,
it’s virtual coins.

257
00:14:17,307 –> 00:14:20,175
It’s really cool. It starts
with a process called mining…

258
00:14:20,177 –> 00:14:22,143
Stop being a nerd
for a second and help.

259
00:14:22,145 –> 00:14:24,179
– Yeah, sorry.
– Thank you. Here.

260
00:14:24,181 –> 00:14:27,785
All right. You ready?
Three, two, and…

261
00:14:31,356 –> 00:14:32,523
What?

262
00:14:36,594 –> 00:14:38,461
It’s locked.

263
00:14:38,463 –> 00:14:40,262
Who would lock a book?

264
00:14:40,264 –> 00:14:41,966
Here’s a key.

265
00:14:44,168 –> 00:14:45,635
(BOTH COUGH)

266
00:14:45,637 –> 00:14:47,671
Oh, man.

267
00:14:47,673 –> 00:14:49,374
(GROANS)
(SIGHS)

268
00:14:52,143 –> 00:14:54,176
SAM: Well, what’s in it?

269
00:14:54,178 –> 00:14:56,248
Nothing.
It’s just a beat-up old book.

270
00:14:57,915 –> 00:14:59,685
Doesn’t have a title page.

271
00:15:01,919 –> 00:15:04,321
– So much for treasure.
– Well, look.

272
00:15:04,323 –> 00:15:06,757
We still have all this stuff.
This is a good haul.

273
00:15:06,759 –> 00:15:08,258
Just grab the book anyway.

274
00:15:08,260 –> 00:15:10,427
– It’s gotta be worth something.
– Yeah.

275
00:15:10,429 –> 00:15:12,028
(GASPS)

276
00:15:12,030 –> 00:15:13,932
(♪♪♪)

277
00:15:15,100 –> 00:15:17,704
Sam. Sam, turn around.

278
00:15:19,071 –> 00:15:21,305
(GASPS)

279
00:15:21,307 –> 00:15:23,243
SAM: Where did that come from?

280
00:15:38,658 –> 00:15:42,061
“My name is Slappy.
What’s yours?”

281
00:15:45,365 –> 00:15:48,232
Wait, I think it says something
on the back.

282
00:15:48,234 –> 00:15:52,939
SONNY: “Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

283
00:15:56,477 –> 00:15:58,076
He’s so creepy.

284
00:15:58,078 –> 00:16:00,379
It’s kind of like he’s alive.

285
00:16:00,381 –> 00:16:02,080
I don’t think
anything’s been alive

286
00:16:02,082 –> 00:16:03,482
in this house
since that cat.

287
00:16:03,484 –> 00:16:05,617
I mean, look at this place.

288
00:16:05,619 –> 00:16:07,654
– But I’m alive now!
– Aah!

289
00:16:07,656 –> 00:16:10,055
Oh, Sonny, just give me a kiss.
Just one smooch.

290
00:16:10,057 –> 00:16:12,257
– That’s not funny.
– Yes, it is. It’s hilarious.

291
00:16:12,259 –> 00:16:14,326
It’s a business.
We’re running a business.

292
00:16:14,328 –> 00:16:15,662
Take this more seriously.

293
00:16:15,664 –> 00:16:17,397
It’s too easy, Sonny.
Come on, man.

294
00:16:17,399 –> 00:16:18,964
Hey, I’m taking him.

295
00:16:18,966 –> 00:16:20,966
SONNY: Don’t know why
you took that thing.

296
00:16:20,968 –> 00:16:23,101
– What do you mean He’s awesome.
– Whatever.

297
00:16:23,103 –> 00:16:26,773
TOMMY: Hey, it’s the Junk Sisters!

298
00:16:26,775 –> 00:16:28,475
Oh, great.

299
00:16:28,477 –> 00:16:30,977
Well, at least we know
our marketing’s working.

300
00:16:30,979 –> 00:16:33,781
No teacher around
to save you now.

301
00:16:33,783 –> 00:16:36,049
Hey, are you wearing
my old sweater

302
00:16:36,051 –> 00:16:37,283
from my grandma’s yard sale?

303
00:16:37,285 –> 00:16:38,551
(ALL LAUGH)

304
00:16:38,553 –> 00:16:39,689
Leave us alone.

305
00:16:41,056 –> 00:16:42,456
Okay.

306
00:16:42,458 –> 00:16:44,592
Give me back my sweater
and I’ll let you go.

307
00:16:44,594 –> 00:16:45,826
Really?

308
00:16:45,828 –> 00:16:47,430
Unless you want
your face punched.

309
00:16:50,266 –> 00:16:52,335
(SIGHING)
Whatever.

310
00:16:54,871 –> 00:16:56,138
And your box.

311
00:16:59,709 –> 00:17:03,277
Fine. Just take it.

312
00:17:03,279 –> 00:17:04,612
Yo, what we got?

313
00:17:04,614 –> 00:17:06,815
– What’s this?
– Let’s see. Old radio.

314
00:17:06,817 –> 00:17:09,183
BOY 1: Is that a ruler?
BOY 2: That’s a dog toy.

315
00:17:09,185 –> 00:17:11,553
A stupid book.

316
00:17:11,555 –> 00:17:13,320
Wow.

317
00:17:13,322 –> 00:17:15,857
Great business
you guys are running.

318
00:17:15,859 –> 00:17:17,792
Heh. Your turn.

319
00:17:17,794 –> 00:17:20,328
No. No,
I’m not giving you my box.

320
00:17:20,330 –> 00:17:23,465
Sam, just give it to him.
I like my face unpunched.

321
00:17:23,467 –> 00:17:25,536
No way.
We worked for this stuff.

322
00:17:26,603 –> 00:17:28,370
– Hey, Tommy!
TOMMY: Oh!

323
00:17:28,372 –> 00:17:30,105
– Look at that.
– Tommy, give him back!

324
00:17:30,107 –> 00:17:32,607
Want your doll You dress him up
when you get home?

325
00:17:32,609 –> 00:17:34,442
SAM: Tommy, this isn’t funny.

326
00:17:34,444 –> 00:17:35,579
SONNY: Sam…

327
00:17:37,114 –> 00:17:38,548
What the…?

328
00:17:38,550 –> 00:17:39,918
(SAM & SONNY LAUGH)

329
00:17:45,557 –> 00:17:46,724
What is going on?

330
00:17:48,226 –> 00:17:49,659
BOY 1: Tommy, pull up your pants!

331
00:17:49,661 –> 00:17:51,127
They’re stuck.

332
00:17:51,129 –> 00:17:53,362
Thank you very much.
Sonny, we need to go!

333
00:17:53,364 –> 00:17:57,166
Go! Go! Go! No, don’t touch
my underwear! God! Stop!

334
00:17:57,168 –> 00:18:00,102
No! Go get them!
No! Go get them!

335
00:18:00,104 –> 00:18:02,572
– Go!
– Okay, okay, okay!

336
00:18:02,574 –> 00:18:04,475
(♪♪♪)

337
00:18:10,015 –> 00:18:11,748
Better pedal faster!

338
00:18:11,750 –> 00:18:13,050
Oh, no.

339
00:18:13,052 –> 00:18:14,885
Come on,
don’t make it easy for us!

340
00:18:14,887 –> 00:18:16,118
We need to go!

341
00:18:16,120 –> 00:18:17,888
We’re gonna get you, man!

342
00:18:17,890 –> 00:18:19,291
They’re gaining on us!

343
00:18:21,360 –> 00:18:22,494
Faster!

344
00:18:26,599 –> 00:18:28,100
(ALL GRUNT)

345
00:18:31,537 –> 00:18:34,204
(ALL GROANING)

346
00:18:34,206 –> 00:18:37,075
– What just happened?
– I have no idea.

347
00:18:37,077 –> 00:18:40,044
Get back here, you two!

348
00:18:40,046 –> 00:18:42,914
Ah.
Why does this keep happening?

349
00:18:42,916 –> 00:18:45,416
Sarah!
You won’t believe what happened.

350
00:18:45,418 –> 00:18:47,185
You are never
going to believe this.

351
00:18:47,187 –> 00:18:49,420
We were in this crazy,
abandoned, creepy house

352
00:18:49,422 –> 00:18:51,789
and found this fireplace,
which had a cat on it I twisted.

353
00:18:51,791 –> 00:18:54,059
It went to a secret
compartment that opened.

354
00:18:54,061 –> 00:18:55,727
Then there was a treasure chest.

355
00:18:55,729 –> 00:18:58,897
Okay, but long story short,
we found…

356
00:18:58,899 –> 00:19:00,600
this guy!

357
00:19:02,168 –> 00:19:03,434
Th-this guy.

358
00:19:03,436 –> 00:19:05,738
This… guy.

359
00:19:05,740 –> 00:19:09,341
Wow. It’s like you’re actively
trying not to be cool.

360
00:19:09,343 –> 00:19:12,611
Here. Mom specifically said
you should fold the laundry.

361
00:19:12,613 –> 00:19:16,118
I’ll be in my room if you
need me, but do not need me.

362
00:19:20,655 –> 00:19:22,488
Hey, Sarah?

363
00:19:22,490 –> 00:19:25,591
This specifically says you are
supposed to fold the laundry.

364
00:19:25,593 –> 00:19:26,826
(DOOR CLOSES)

365
00:19:26,828 –> 00:19:28,094
Sarah.

366
00:19:28,096 –> 00:19:30,096
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

367
00:19:30,098 –> 00:19:31,765
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

368
00:19:31,767 –> 00:19:33,600
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

369
00:19:33,602 –> 00:19:40,340
I spend all the time
Waiting at night for you

370
00:19:40,342 –> 00:19:43,643
What am I doing?

371
00:19:43,645 –> 00:19:46,279
SONNY: We already banned jumping.

372
00:19:46,281 –> 00:19:49,616
SAM: I banned sucking, yet here you are.
Now, come on.

373
00:19:49,618 –> 00:19:52,752
Hey! Yes!

374
00:19:52,754 –> 00:19:54,187
Yes!

375
00:19:54,189 –> 00:19:55,655
It’s 4 to 1.
Why are you celebrating?

376
00:19:55,657 –> 00:19:57,792
Scoring is a reason
for celebration.

377
00:19:57,794 –> 00:19:59,894
SARAH: Bye, I’m leaving!

378
00:19:59,896 –> 00:20:02,496
– Where you going?
– Out. I’ll be back by 10.

379
00:20:02,498 –> 00:20:04,498
If Mom calls,
tell her I’m in the shower.

380
00:20:04,500 –> 00:20:07,068
You were gonna help me
with my science presentation.

381
00:20:07,070 –> 00:20:08,335
There’s two dummies
on the couch.

382
00:20:08,337 –> 00:20:09,570
Practice on one of them.

383
00:20:09,572 –> 00:20:11,338
Ouch.

384
00:20:11,340 –> 00:20:13,240
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

385
00:20:13,242 –> 00:20:15,179
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

386
00:20:17,014 –> 00:20:18,916
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

387
00:20:44,142 –> 00:20:45,275
Tyler!

388
00:20:59,524 –> 00:21:01,793
(DANCE MUSIC FADES INTO BACKGROUND)

389
00:21:08,099 –> 00:21:11,002
(♪♪♪)

390
00:21:25,151 –> 00:21:26,317
(SIGHS)

391
00:21:36,462 –> 00:21:37,797
(ENGINE STARTS)

392
00:21:43,270 –> 00:21:45,604
SAM: All right, there we go.

393
00:21:48,809 –> 00:21:51,144
Okay. And…

394
00:21:53,312 –> 00:21:58,149
Sergeant, your orders
are to guard this porch.

395
00:21:58,151 –> 00:22:00,351
It was more than
a hundred years ago

396
00:22:00,353 –> 00:22:02,620
when Nikola Tesla
first lit up the sky

397
00:22:02,622 –> 00:22:04,256
over Wardenclyffe, New York.

398
00:22:04,258 –> 00:22:05,990
Tesla wanted to create a world

399
00:22:05,992 –> 00:22:07,826
where anything
could be transmitted

400
00:22:07,828 –> 00:22:09,327
through giant electric towers:

401
00:22:09,329 –> 00:22:13,531
Power, sound,
maybe even brain waves.

402
00:22:13,533 –> 00:22:16,501
It was like
the original Wi-Fi.

403
00:22:16,503 –> 00:22:20,840
But suddenly and mysteriously,
he shut down his lab in 1908.

404
00:22:20,842 –> 00:22:23,609
His tower
never lit up the sky again.

405
00:22:23,611 –> 00:22:24,844
Until…

406
00:22:24,846 –> 00:22:26,111
today!

407
00:22:26,113 –> 00:22:27,682
May I have a volunteer?

408
00:22:28,783 –> 00:22:30,783
You, sir, in the gray suit.

409
00:22:30,785 –> 00:22:34,355
Hold this
and prepare to be amazed.

410
00:22:35,990 –> 00:22:37,489
I present to you all:

411
00:22:37,491 –> 00:22:38,659
Tesla!

412
00:22:41,964 –> 00:22:43,298
(POWER WHINES)

413
00:22:45,033 –> 00:22:46,500
(SIGHS)

414
00:22:49,537 –> 00:22:51,605
Don’t give me that look.

415
00:22:51,607 –> 00:22:53,807
I’m trying
to bring back your tower.

416
00:22:53,809 –> 00:22:55,141
(♪♪♪)

417
00:22:55,143 –> 00:22:57,177
SLAPPY: Bravo.

418
00:22:57,179 –> 00:23:00,981
I, for one, think it’s
an electrifying presentation.

419
00:23:00,983 –> 00:23:02,718
(CACKLES)

420
00:23:05,053 –> 00:23:08,124
Sam. I’m not
gonna fall for that again.

421
00:23:09,825 –> 00:23:12,059
Ha-ha-ha. Very funny.

422
00:23:12,061 –> 00:23:13,727
It’s like a microphone?

423
00:23:13,729 –> 00:23:16,429
You’re talking through
your cell phone or something?

424
00:23:16,431 –> 00:23:19,200
Sam.
Sam, it’s a stupid prank.

425
00:23:19,202 –> 00:23:21,738
You ever heard
of personal space Mm!

426
00:23:27,510 –> 00:23:28,878
(GRUNTS)

427
00:23:32,081 –> 00:23:33,881
How are you talking
to me right now?

428
00:23:33,883 –> 00:23:38,086
You brought me to life.
Don’t you remember, Sonny?

429
00:23:38,088 –> 00:23:39,854
– Sam?
SAM: What?

430
00:23:39,856 –> 00:23:41,722
What’s the problem?

431
00:23:41,724 –> 00:23:43,424
Just come up here. Please.

432
00:23:43,426 –> 00:23:45,593
Dude, I told you,
I don’t care about Tesla.

433
00:23:45,595 –> 00:23:47,729
– Right now, Sam.
SAM: Fine!

434
00:23:47,731 –> 00:23:50,065
I’ve always wanted a brother.

435
00:23:50,067 –> 00:23:52,434
Please don’t try
to educate me on Tesla.

436
00:23:52,436 –> 00:23:57,541
Hello, Sam. Thank you for saving
me from that moron today.

437
00:23:58,609 –> 00:24:00,343
Oh, he’s battery-operated.

438
00:24:00,345 –> 00:24:02,544
(WHISPERING) No, no, no.
Sam, Sam, he’s alive.

439
00:24:02,546 –> 00:24:04,613
SLAPPY: Sorry for what
happened with Tommy.

440
00:24:04,615 –> 00:24:07,749
I guess you could say
he got hosed.

441
00:24:07,751 –> 00:24:10,219
(CACKLES)

442
00:24:10,221 –> 00:24:11,988
– That was you?
SLAPPY: Yep.

443
00:24:11,990 –> 00:24:16,592
And now that we’re family,
we can be brothers!

444
00:24:16,594 –> 00:24:18,930
I think I’d make
a great Junk Brother.

445
00:24:20,498 –> 00:24:23,499
Right. Just a sec. Sidebar.

446
00:24:23,501 –> 00:24:24,801
Are we losing our minds?

447
00:24:24,803 –> 00:24:26,736
I don’t think
we can at the same time.

448
00:24:26,738 –> 00:24:28,071
Okay, but just to clarify,

449
00:24:28,073 –> 00:24:29,806
we’re talking
to a puppet right now.

450
00:24:29,808 –> 00:24:31,042
Yeah.

451
00:24:32,744 –> 00:24:34,347
Maybe he’s alive.

452
00:24:36,581 –> 00:24:40,317
Of course I’m alive!
Heh-heh-heh.

453
00:24:40,319 –> 00:24:44,154
And I can make
all your problems go away.

454
00:24:44,156 –> 00:24:47,360
Didn’t your sister tell you
to fold the laundry?

455
00:24:50,496 –> 00:24:53,831
There. Now you have time
to do your homework.

456
00:24:53,833 –> 00:24:57,134
Oh, what’s that You don’t want
to do your homework?

457
00:24:57,136 –> 00:24:59,638
That’s okay.
I just did it for you.

458
00:25:01,640 –> 00:25:03,542
(♪♪♪)

459
00:25:06,779 –> 00:25:08,612
You know algebra?

460
00:25:08,614 –> 00:25:10,514
A squared
plus B squared equals

461
00:25:10,516 –> 00:25:12,549
of course! Heh, heh.

462
00:25:12,551 –> 00:25:15,887
This is amazing.
It’s all correct.

463
00:25:15,889 –> 00:25:17,856
So you can change
all of our grades.

464
00:25:17,858 –> 00:25:21,327
I can only change
the things right in front of me.

465
00:25:21,329 –> 00:25:24,931
But whatever I see,
I can bring to life.

466
00:25:26,367 –> 00:25:29,368
Karru marri odonna loma

467
00:25:29,370 –> 00:25:33,239
molonu karrano.

468
00:25:33,241 –> 00:25:35,673
ANNOUNCER: Round one. Fight!

469
00:25:35,675 –> 00:25:39,011
(BOTH SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

470
00:25:39,013 –> 00:25:40,481
(BOTH GRUNTING)

471
00:25:42,283 –> 00:25:43,949
SONNY: That is awesome.

472
00:25:43,951 –> 00:25:47,787
I will never question
picking up junk again.

473
00:25:47,789 –> 00:25:49,955
Wait until Mom
and Sarah find out.

474
00:25:49,957 –> 00:25:51,223
(GROANS)

475
00:25:51,225 –> 00:25:53,025
SLAPPY: Slow your roll there, kid.

476
00:25:53,027 –> 00:25:56,562
Let’s just keep this
our little secret for now.

477
00:25:56,564 –> 00:26:00,666
Give me a chance
to win them over first.

478
00:26:00,668 –> 00:26:02,536
(CACKLES)

479
00:26:02,538 –> 00:26:04,905
(CAR NOISES PLAYING OVER TV)

480
00:26:04,907 –> 00:26:08,008
SLAPPY: Ah, you’re terrible at this.
Heh-heh-heh.

481
00:26:08,010 –> 00:26:10,043
I’m literally crushing you
right now.

482
00:26:10,045 –> 00:26:12,345
Can’t believe you’re losing
to a puppet.

483
00:26:12,347 –> 00:26:15,550
Right. And I’m not
even using my magical powers.

484
00:26:15,552 –> 00:26:16,718
– Heh. Hm?
(DOOR SLAMS)

485
00:26:21,857 –> 00:26:23,623
Back so soon?

486
00:26:23,625 –> 00:26:25,460
– Don’t ask.
SONNY: Are you okay?

487
00:26:25,462 –> 00:26:27,627
– What happened?
– What happened?

488
00:26:27,629 –> 00:26:30,730
Well, turns out the guy I liked
is a total scumbag.

489
00:26:30,732 –> 00:26:33,234
Mom expects me to run
this entire house by myself.

490
00:26:33,236 –> 00:26:35,570
And if I don’t figure out
this essay by Friday,

491
00:26:35,572 –> 00:26:39,075
I’m never getting out of this
town. So no, I’m not okay.

492
00:26:43,213 –> 00:26:45,148
Why are you guys
acting so weird?

493
00:26:46,182 –> 00:26:47,416
– Us?
– Nothing.

494
00:26:47,418 –> 00:26:48,850
SAM: No reason at all. Mm-hm.

495
00:26:48,852 –> 00:26:50,519
I’m working
on my science project.

496
00:26:50,521 –> 00:26:52,687
– We’re just playing video games.
– Just us two.

497
00:26:52,689 –> 00:26:55,022
– Nobody else.
SONNY: Mm-hm.

498
00:26:55,024 –> 00:26:56,924
I’m going to bed.

499
00:26:56,926 –> 00:26:58,262
Good night.

500
00:26:59,463 –> 00:27:01,398
(♪♪♪)

501
00:27:03,934 –> 00:27:05,402
Who just said that?

502
00:27:06,737 –> 00:27:08,203
– Me!
– Sam.

503
00:27:08,205 –> 00:27:09,606
(IN RASPY VOICE)
Good night.

504
00:27:09,608 –> 00:27:11,373
SONNY: It’s a new thing we’re doing.

505
00:27:11,375 –> 00:27:13,375
(IN RASPY VOICE) Good night.
Good night.

506
00:27:13,377 –> 00:27:15,277
– Hit the hay.
SONNY: Good night, Sarah.

507
00:27:15,279 –> 00:27:17,514
Night-night.

508
00:27:17,516 –> 00:27:19,748
(NORMALLY)
That is not cool, Slappy.

509
00:27:19,750 –> 00:27:21,286
(CHUCKLES)

510
00:27:25,190 –> 00:27:27,058
(♪♪♪)

511
00:27:42,874 –> 00:27:44,743
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

512
00:28:20,180 –> 00:28:22,049
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

513
00:28:29,722 –> 00:28:32,390
What the hell?

514
00:28:32,392 –> 00:28:36,061
– Ugh. God, they are such tools.
TYLER: Boo!

515
00:28:36,063 –> 00:28:38,863
(GASPS, THEN CHUCKLES)

516
00:28:38,865 –> 00:28:41,567
Missed you at the show
last night.

517
00:28:41,569 –> 00:28:44,403
Bet you did. You have fun?

518
00:28:44,405 –> 00:28:46,572
It was okay.
A bunch of us just hanging out.

519
00:28:46,574 –> 00:28:48,073
Totally casual.

520
00:28:48,075 –> 00:28:49,577
Right.

521
00:28:51,579 –> 00:28:53,913
– What’s with the dummy?
– Oh, him?

522
00:28:53,915 –> 00:28:56,182
We were just hanging out.

523
00:28:56,184 –> 00:28:58,186
Totally casual.

524
00:29:02,557 –> 00:29:04,459
(♪♪♪)

525
00:29:15,671 –> 00:29:17,571
(LOCK CLICKS)

526
00:29:17,573 –> 00:29:18,741
Fly, little ghost.

527
00:29:23,912 –> 00:29:26,980
Hey, whoever that is, can you
toss me up some more string?

528
00:29:26,982 –> 00:29:28,417
SLAPPY: Sure.

529
00:29:33,289 –> 00:29:34,555
(SCOFFS)

530
00:29:34,557 –> 00:29:37,124
Okay.

531
00:29:37,126 –> 00:29:39,926
That’s hilarious.

532
00:29:39,928 –> 00:29:41,329
Sarah?

533
00:29:41,331 –> 00:29:42,764
(SLAPPY CLEARS THROAT)

534
00:29:42,766 –> 00:29:45,832
Oh! Hey, hey, hey,
not funny, not funny.

535
00:29:45,834 –> 00:29:47,834
Sarah, stop fooling around.

536
00:29:47,836 –> 00:29:51,508
I’d say you’re the one
fooling around.

537
00:29:52,942 –> 00:29:54,375
How are you talking?

538
00:29:54,377 –> 00:29:57,412
I love the theater.

539
00:29:57,414 –> 00:30:00,749
I always bring down the house.

540
00:30:00,751 –> 00:30:02,319
(CACKLES)

541
00:30:04,087 –> 00:30:06,555
Wait, no! What are you doing?
What are you doing?

542
00:30:06,557 –> 00:30:08,156
Tell me, Tyler.

543
00:30:08,158 –> 00:30:10,960
What does it say
on that top step?

544
00:30:12,263 –> 00:30:15,097
Uh… It’s not a step?

545
00:30:15,099 –> 00:30:16,931
Maybe you’ll remember that

546
00:30:16,933 –> 00:30:21,205
the next time you
step out of line with my sister.

547
00:30:23,107 –> 00:30:25,744
(YELLS, THEN GROANS)

548
00:30:32,316 –> 00:30:34,684
It was a puppet, man.
It was a puppet.

549
00:30:34,686 –> 00:30:36,686
It had these
supernatural powers.

550
00:30:36,688 –> 00:30:38,722
He could move things
with his mind.

551
00:30:38,724 –> 00:30:40,190
I swear.

552
00:30:40,192 –> 00:30:42,492
She knows! Ask her.
It was in her locker.

553
00:30:42,494 –> 00:30:45,462
Please tell him real quick.
Sarah, tell him!

554
00:30:45,464 –> 00:30:47,664
It’s just the meds
kicking in, sir.

555
00:30:47,666 –> 00:30:49,699
Last guy said he saw a dragon.

556
00:30:49,701 –> 00:30:51,701
It wasn’t a dragon.
It was a puppet.

557
00:30:51,703 –> 00:30:53,638
(♪♪♪)

558
00:31:01,179 –> 00:31:03,012
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

559
00:31:03,014 –> 00:31:04,684
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

560
00:31:07,152 –> 00:31:09,953
Nikola Tesla
constructed this tower

561
00:31:09,955 –> 00:31:12,123
right here in Wardenclyffe,
New York

562
00:31:12,125 –> 00:31:14,825
to beam bolts of electricity
across the world.

563
00:31:14,827 –> 00:31:16,360
And today…

564
00:31:16,362 –> 00:31:19,630
we are going
to beam bolts of electricity

565
00:31:19,632 –> 00:31:21,565
across this classroom.

566
00:31:21,567 –> 00:31:24,535
Someone beam me
out of this classroom.

567
00:31:24,537 –> 00:31:26,838
(STUDENTS CHUCKLE)

568
00:31:26,840 –> 00:31:29,273
May I have a volunteer?

569
00:31:29,275 –> 00:31:31,676
You, ma’am,
in the pink sweater.

570
00:31:31,678 –> 00:31:34,912
Hold that and prepare
to be amazed.

571
00:31:34,914 –> 00:31:36,715
Behold:

572
00:31:36,717 –> 00:31:39,153
The power of Tesla.

573
00:31:40,521 –> 00:31:42,423
(♪♪♪)

574
00:31:54,034 –> 00:31:55,737
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

575
00:32:00,073 –> 00:32:02,577
Mr. Quinn, unplug that now!

576
00:32:03,678 –> 00:32:04,813
(SHRIEKS)

577
00:32:07,114 –> 00:32:08,750
(STUDENTS CLAMORING)

578
00:32:11,453 –> 00:32:12,754
(POWER WHINES)

579
00:32:16,958 –> 00:32:19,060
BOY: That was awesome!

580
00:32:20,962 –> 00:32:25,566
And that was my presentation
on Nikola Tesla.

581
00:32:25,568 –> 00:32:28,369
Any… Any questions?

582
00:32:30,104 –> 00:32:32,171
Today’s picture day!

583
00:32:32,173 –> 00:32:34,108
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)

584
00:32:37,446 –> 00:32:40,514
This is not good.
I’m so busted.

585
00:32:40,516 –> 00:32:42,483
Oh, great,
the fire department’s here?

586
00:32:42,485 –> 00:32:44,987
They’re definitely gonna
make you repeat a grade.

587
00:32:46,755 –> 00:32:49,590
Please tell me you guys
had nothing to do with this.

588
00:32:49,592 –> 00:32:52,025
Sonny blew up the science wing.
It was so cool.

589
00:32:52,027 –> 00:32:54,027
It was an accident.

590
00:32:54,029 –> 00:32:55,630
What are you doing here?

591
00:32:55,632 –> 00:32:58,098
Tyler Mitchell just got loaded
into an ambulance.

592
00:32:58,100 –> 00:33:00,301
He said the dummy
you guys put in my backpack

593
00:33:00,303 –> 00:33:03,805
attacked him
with supernatural powers.

594
00:33:03,807 –> 00:33:06,274
We didn’t put Slappy
in your backpack.

595
00:33:06,276 –> 00:33:07,942
(♪♪♪)

596
00:33:07,944 –> 00:33:09,312
Get in.

597
00:33:11,348 –> 00:33:12,848
SARAH: You’re telling me

598
00:33:12,850 –> 00:33:16,150
that you discovered
a walking, talking dummy

599
00:33:16,152 –> 00:33:17,820
and you didn’t tell me?

600
00:33:17,822 –> 00:33:19,989
He seemed like a nice guy
at the start.

601
00:33:19,991 –> 00:33:23,659
– He had great manners.
– He told us to keep it a secret.

602
00:33:23,661 –> 00:33:25,761
A, I’m your sister.

603
00:33:25,763 –> 00:33:27,429
And B, as a general rule,

604
00:33:27,431 –> 00:33:29,999
when an animated doll
tells you to keep secrets,

605
00:33:30,001 –> 00:33:31,233
that’s a red flag.

606
00:33:31,235 –> 00:33:32,668
He’s not just some doll.

607
00:33:32,670 –> 00:33:34,670
He’s got powers.
He can move stuff with his mind.

608
00:33:34,672 –> 00:33:36,472
You guys, this is insane.

609
00:33:36,474 –> 00:33:39,375
I mean,
why would he go after Tyler?

610
00:33:39,377 –> 00:33:42,511
Maybe he heard you complaining
about him last night.

611
00:33:42,513 –> 00:33:44,382
Great.
What else did I complain about?

612
00:33:46,752 –> 00:33:48,018
Mom.

613
00:33:48,020 –> 00:33:49,922
(♪♪♪)

614
00:33:59,364 –> 00:34:02,699
Hey, kids, you wanna see
the mummies come to life?

615
00:34:02,701 –> 00:34:04,901
– Sorry, Mr. Chu!
– Don’t have time to talk now!

616
00:34:04,903 –> 00:34:06,736
Your loss!

617
00:34:06,738 –> 00:34:08,505
(MUMMY LAUGHS)

618
00:34:08,507 –> 00:34:10,140
– Mom!
– Ms. Quinn!

619
00:34:10,142 –> 00:34:12,709
(KATHY LAUGHS)

620
00:34:12,711 –> 00:34:18,148
Hey. You didn’t tell me you got
a ventriloquist dummy. How fun!

621
00:34:18,150 –> 00:34:20,918
He was sitting at the table
like a little person.

622
00:34:20,920 –> 00:34:24,021
“Hi, kids. My name is Bobo.

623
00:34:24,023 –> 00:34:26,591
And I like listening to Mom.”
Heh, heh.

624
00:34:26,593 –> 00:34:28,693
Mom, his name is Slappy,

625
00:34:28,695 –> 00:34:30,795
and I would not do that
if I were you.

626
00:34:30,797 –> 00:34:32,897
Slappy.
That’s a ridiculous name.

627
00:34:32,899 –> 00:34:35,067
No, no. His name is Bobo.

628
00:34:35,069 –> 00:34:38,202
– Mom, you don’t understand.
– Ms. Quinn, he’s alive.

629
00:34:38,204 –> 00:34:40,304
I think these guys
are trying to play

630
00:34:40,306 –> 00:34:42,473
some sort of
a Halloween prank on us,

631
00:34:42,475 –> 00:34:44,475
but I’m not buying it.
Are you No.

632
00:34:44,477 –> 00:34:46,078
(PHONE RINGING)

633
00:34:46,080 –> 00:34:49,280
Oh, let me get that.
But nice try. Very creative.

634
00:34:49,282 –> 00:34:52,285
Stay right there.
Don’t go anywhere.

635
00:34:56,724 –> 00:34:59,658
(♪♪♪)

636
00:34:59,660 –> 00:35:03,096
Hi, kids. Good day at school?

637
00:35:03,098 –> 00:35:05,797
Oh, my God. He sounds
even creepier than he looks.

638
00:35:05,799 –> 00:35:08,935
Ha-ha-ha. We’re gonna be
such a happy family.

639
00:35:08,937 –> 00:35:10,602
You’re not our family.

640
00:35:10,604 –> 00:35:13,106
Do it, Sonny. Turn him off.

641
00:35:13,108 –> 00:35:16,743
Hearing you say that
makes me mad.

642
00:35:16,745 –> 00:35:22,081
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

643
00:35:22,083 –> 00:35:23,750
Don’t do that.

644
00:35:23,752 –> 00:35:25,385
Do it again.

645
00:35:25,387 –> 00:35:28,421
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

646
00:35:28,423 –> 00:35:31,027
(GASPING)

647
00:35:34,262 –> 00:35:35,397
(EXHALES)

648
00:35:39,869 –> 00:35:41,037
It worked.

649
00:35:51,313 –> 00:35:52,546
(GASPS)

650
00:35:52,548 –> 00:35:53,947
And trust me.

651
00:35:53,949 –> 00:35:56,784
You don’t want to find out
what happens…

652
00:35:56,786 –> 00:35:59,822
when I get mad.

653
00:36:00,856 –> 00:36:02,723
KATHY: Okay.
– Hm?

654
00:36:02,725 –> 00:36:05,960
Well, that was
an interesting phone call.

655
00:36:05,962 –> 00:36:07,594
Anything you wanna tell me?

656
00:36:07,596 –> 00:36:09,964
Yes, we’ve been trying to.
That dummy is evil.

657
00:36:09,966 –> 00:36:12,433
You blew up the science lab?

658
00:36:12,435 –> 00:36:14,201
Yeah, there was that too.

659
00:36:14,203 –> 00:36:16,604
Do you know
how much damage you’ve caused?

660
00:36:16,606 –> 00:36:17,872
It wasn’t Sonny’s fault.

661
00:36:17,874 –> 00:36:19,774
KATHY: I’m sure it was an accident.

662
00:36:19,776 –> 00:36:22,877
– It wasn’t an accident. The dummy did it.
– Yeah.

663
00:36:22,879 –> 00:36:25,613
Do I look like a dummy
to you?

664
00:36:25,615 –> 00:36:27,215
We’re telling
the truth!

665
00:36:27,217 –> 00:36:28,650
Here’s some truth for you.

666
00:36:28,652 –> 00:36:30,719
Halloween is canceled
for the three of you.

667
00:36:30,721 –> 00:36:32,353
– What?
– Canceled.

668
00:36:32,355 –> 00:36:34,689
– Come on.
KATHY: You know…

669
00:36:34,691 –> 00:36:38,493
I expect this kind of
craziness from the boys.

670
00:36:38,495 –> 00:36:40,395
But I felt like
you were gonna help me

671
00:36:40,397 –> 00:36:42,098
keep things under control,
Sarah.

672
00:36:42,100 –> 00:36:43,532
Mom.

673
00:36:43,534 –> 00:36:45,366
I’m disappointed.

674
00:36:45,368 –> 00:36:47,103
– Come on. Mom.
– Mom, please.

675
00:36:47,105 –> 00:36:48,271
(DOOR SLAMS)

676
00:36:50,240 –> 00:36:52,977
Not as disappointed
as I am.

677
00:36:54,011 –> 00:36:56,280
My room.
Now.

678
00:37:01,053 –> 00:37:02,585
We’ve got a problem.

679
00:37:02,587 –> 00:37:05,055
Yeah. I have never seen
your mom that mad.

680
00:37:05,057 –> 00:37:07,423
I’m talking about
the psycho dummy on our couch.

681
00:37:07,425 –> 00:37:11,161
Did somebody call
a family meeting without me?

682
00:37:11,163 –> 00:37:13,362
No, no. Slappy,
why would you think that?

683
00:37:13,364 –> 00:37:16,933
We were just planning
a surprise party for you.

684
00:37:16,935 –> 00:37:20,370
Well, I’ve got a surprise
for the three of you.

685
00:37:20,372 –> 00:37:22,773
This is my house now.

686
00:37:22,775 –> 00:37:24,775
And under my roof,

687
00:37:24,777 –> 00:37:26,576
I make the rules.

688
00:37:26,578 –> 00:37:29,679
Sorry, but you just got voted
out of this family.

689
00:37:29,681 –> 00:37:31,784
– Huh Aah!
SAM: Oh!

690
00:37:36,890 –> 00:37:39,289
What do we do with him now?

691
00:37:39,291 –> 00:37:40,558
Fireplace.

692
00:37:40,560 –> 00:37:42,059
No. No way.

693
00:37:42,061 –> 00:37:44,228
I would have nightmares
the rest of my life.

694
00:37:44,230 –> 00:37:47,465
No. I have a better idea.

695
00:37:47,467 –> 00:37:49,467
(♪♪♪)

696
00:37:49,469 –> 00:37:52,770
SONNY: Ugh. We’ve
been walking forever.

697
00:37:52,772 –> 00:37:55,640
It’s like this whole place
is made of poison ivy.

698
00:37:55,642 –> 00:37:57,608
SAM:
Stop complaining.

699
00:37:57,610 –> 00:37:59,180
How much farther is it?

700
00:37:59,847 –> 00:38:01,113
Here.

701
00:38:01,115 –> 00:38:03,650
This should work.

702
00:38:06,120 –> 00:38:09,087
Am I the only one that feels
like we’re committing a crime?

703
00:38:09,089 –> 00:38:12,459
It’s a dummy. The only crime
we’re committing is littering.

704
00:38:13,394 –> 00:38:15,961
– Ready?
– Yeah, yeah.

705
00:38:15,963 –> 00:38:17,998
Okay, watch out.

706
00:38:20,000 –> 00:38:21,535
(GRUNTS)

707
00:38:30,245 –> 00:38:31,980
It’s done.

708
00:38:33,648 –> 00:38:35,217
Let’s get out of here.

709
00:38:40,021 –> 00:38:41,323
SAM: Sonny, come on.

710
00:38:54,502 –> 00:38:56,036
We just killed a puppet.

711
00:38:56,038 –> 00:38:58,172
Trust me, we had to.

712
00:38:58,174 –> 00:39:00,241
And I say we just
forget it ever happened,

713
00:39:00,243 –> 00:39:02,076
because no one
will believe us anyway.

714
00:39:02,078 –> 00:39:03,344
It’s over.

715
00:39:03,346 –> 00:39:05,012
He’s locked in a suitcase.

716
00:39:05,014 –> 00:39:07,581
There’s no way
that dummy’s getting out.

717
00:39:07,583 –> 00:39:09,919
(ALL SCREAMING)

718
00:39:11,821 –> 00:39:14,455
Who you calling “dummy,”
dummy?

719
00:39:14,457 –> 00:39:15,892
(TIRES SQUEALING)

720
00:39:19,296 –> 00:39:20,661
What do you want from us?

721
00:39:20,663 –> 00:39:23,464
I just want to be
part of the family.

722
00:39:23,466 –> 00:39:25,601
SONNY: He’s gonna break
through the windshield.

723
00:39:29,405 –> 00:39:31,873
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SLAPPY SCREAMS)

724
00:39:31,875 –> 00:39:33,043
(ALL PANTING)

725
00:39:37,848 –> 00:39:39,080
Is everyone okay?

726
00:39:39,082 –> 00:39:40,550
SAM: Yeah.
Think so.

727
00:39:42,185 –> 00:39:45,053
Where’s Slappy?

728
00:39:45,055 –> 00:39:48,293
Guys, I think we just made
things a thousand times worse.

729
00:39:49,793 –> 00:39:51,728
(♪♪♪)

730
00:39:58,937 –> 00:40:01,404
I’ve been driving
In my car

731
00:40:01,406 –> 00:40:03,639
Trying to find
Some sign of life

732
00:40:03,641 –> 00:40:06,075
One is a guy
That is kind of creepy

733
00:40:06,077 –> 00:40:08,313
It’s a little stickling
Said sleepy

734
00:40:09,714 –> 00:40:12,048
KIDS: Trick or treat!

735
00:40:12,050 –> 00:40:13,883
CHU: There you go, Hank.

736
00:40:13,885 –> 00:40:16,452
All right,
come on in. Zoink!

737
00:40:16,454 –> 00:40:18,355
Step right up.
Don’t be scared.

738
00:40:18,357 –> 00:40:21,058
Welcome to my haunted house.

739
00:40:21,060 –> 00:40:22,491
Boo!

740
00:40:22,493 –> 00:40:25,128
All right.
Here you go. Happy Halloween.

741
00:40:25,130 –> 00:40:27,864
(ROARS AND KIDS LAUGH)

742
00:40:27,866 –> 00:40:30,767
Hey, what’s up, my witches?

743
00:40:30,769 –> 00:40:32,436
Little Frankenstein humor.

744
00:40:32,438 –> 00:40:33,704
Zoink!

745
00:40:33,706 –> 00:40:34,972
Beat it.

746
00:40:34,974 –> 00:40:37,541
(CHU CACKLES)

747
00:40:37,543 –> 00:40:38,942
Here you go.

748
00:40:38,944 –> 00:40:40,210
Bye-bye!

749
00:40:40,212 –> 00:40:42,213
Hey, my princess.

750
00:40:42,215 –> 00:40:43,448
Bye-bye!

751
00:40:43,450 –> 00:40:45,283
Hey, my cowboy.

752
00:40:45,285 –> 00:40:48,054
BOY: I’m not a cowboy!
CHU: Yes, you are. Bye-bye!

753
00:40:49,521 –> 00:40:51,788
“A mysterious disturbance
recently took place

754
00:40:51,790 –> 00:40:53,590
“in the town
of Madison, Delaware.

755
00:40:53,592 –> 00:40:56,861
“Neighborhoods were ravaged
and the high school destroyed.

756
00:40:56,863 –> 00:41:00,031
“An FBI spokesman said unusual
weather patterns were to blame,

757
00:41:00,033 –> 00:41:01,799
“but there were rumors
of a cover-up

758
00:41:01,801 –> 00:41:03,601
“for something far stranger.

759
00:41:03,603 –> 00:41:06,573
“Sightings of giant insects,
Abominable Snowmen, and even…

760
00:41:08,008 –> 00:41:09,841
…an evil ventriloquist dummy.”

761
00:41:09,843 –> 00:41:11,609
Oh, we’re so dead.

762
00:41:11,611 –> 00:41:14,113
“Creatures believed to come
alive from the original

763
00:41:14,115 –> 00:41:16,148
manuscripts of horror author
R.L. Stine.”

764
00:41:16,150 –> 00:41:18,484
– The book.
– What book?

765
00:41:18,486 –> 00:41:21,353
In that abandoned house, we
found this old locked-up book.

766
00:41:21,355 –> 00:41:24,323
And when we unlocked it,
that’s when Slappy appeared.

767
00:41:24,325 –> 00:41:26,325
Yeah, but Tommy Madigan
took it from us.

768
00:41:26,327 –> 00:41:29,495
Well, how do you know the book
was written by R.L. Stine?

769
00:41:29,497 –> 00:41:30,965
Wait a second.

770
00:41:34,101 –> 00:41:36,602
“From 1979 to 1985,

771
00:41:36,604 –> 00:41:38,871
“legendary horror author
R.L. Stine

772
00:41:38,873 –> 00:41:40,639
lived in Wardenclyffe,
New York.”

773
00:41:40,641 –> 00:41:43,309
SARAH: Here?
– That’s not good.

774
00:41:43,311 –> 00:41:45,045
“Stine started
his writing career

775
00:41:45,047 –> 00:41:48,081
“with a since-unpublished novel
titled Haunted Halloween,

776
00:41:48,083 –> 00:41:50,016
“a tale of a demonic dummy
who sets out

777
00:41:50,018 –> 00:41:52,519
to create a family
of his own by…”

778
00:41:52,521 –> 00:41:54,320
By… By what?

779
00:41:54,322 –> 00:41:56,625
By bringing Halloween
to life.

780
00:41:59,061 –> 00:42:00,962
(♪♪♪)

781
00:42:05,100 –> 00:42:08,034
I love a good holiday sale.

782
00:42:08,036 –> 00:42:09,604
(CACKLES)

783
00:42:17,612 –> 00:42:19,549
(HUMMING)

784
00:42:28,324 –> 00:42:31,225
Hello, old friends.

785
00:42:31,227 –> 00:42:34,895
If those kids don’t want me
to be a part of their family,

786
00:42:34,897 –> 00:42:38,101
I’ll raise one of my own.

787
00:42:39,436 –> 00:42:41,570
Karru marri

788
00:42:41,572 –> 00:42:47,209
odonna loma molonu karrano.

789
00:42:47,211 –> 00:42:48,946
Karru marri…

790
00:42:54,318 –> 00:42:56,253
Okay.

791
00:42:59,223 –> 00:43:01,125
(CHITTERING)

792
00:43:04,728 –> 00:43:07,230
(SQUEAKING)

793
00:43:07,232 –> 00:43:09,134
(TEETH CHATTERING)

794
00:43:20,879 –> 00:43:22,780
(SHRIEKING)

795
00:43:30,221 –> 00:43:32,123
(GROWLING)

796
00:43:36,761 –> 00:43:38,663
(BOTH GRUNTING)

797
00:43:45,638 –> 00:43:48,174
(GROANS)

798
00:43:49,074 –> 00:43:51,175
(HISSES)

799
00:43:51,177 –> 00:43:53,110
(GRUNTING)

800
00:43:53,112 –> 00:43:54,246
Yes.

801
00:43:57,183 –> 00:43:59,051
(HOWLS)

802
00:44:03,356 –> 00:44:05,356
(ROARS)

803
00:44:05,358 –> 00:44:06,992
(CLANK)

804
00:44:11,998 –> 00:44:13,531
(GASPS)

805
00:44:13,533 –> 00:44:16,436
(SLAPPY LAUGHING)
(MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING)

806
00:44:18,838 –> 00:44:20,707
SLAPPY: Trick or treat.

807
00:44:23,009 –> 00:44:24,911
(GRUNTING)

808
00:44:27,948 –> 00:44:29,548
(CACKLES)

809
00:44:29,550 –> 00:44:31,185
(GROANING)

810
00:44:35,389 –> 00:44:37,389
(GROANS)

811
00:44:37,391 –> 00:44:40,326
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

812
00:44:40,328 –> 00:44:43,097
Welcome
to the family,

813
00:44:44,298 –> 00:44:45,667
Walter.

814
00:44:46,702 –> 00:44:48,169
(CHUCKLES)

815
00:44:49,671 –> 00:44:54,106
Serving families
is what I do. Heh, heh.

816
00:44:54,108 –> 00:44:56,875
Heh, heh. Come along,
then, brother.

817
00:44:56,877 –> 00:44:58,445
Just wait until you see

818
00:44:58,447 –> 00:45:01,914
what I have planned next
for this town.

819
00:45:01,916 –> 00:45:04,917
(CACKLES)

820
00:45:04,919 –> 00:45:06,821
(VAMPIRE LAUGHING)

821
00:45:13,962 –> 00:45:15,795
Guys, this is bad.

822
00:45:15,797 –> 00:45:17,931
This is really,
really bad.

823
00:45:17,933 –> 00:45:20,400
You know what we need to do?
We need to call the police.

824
00:45:20,402 –> 00:45:22,470
And tell them what?
That an evil dummy

825
00:45:22,472 –> 00:45:24,237
is about to bring
Halloween to life?

826
00:45:24,239 –> 00:45:25,905
– Yes!
SARAH: Great idea, Sam.

827
00:45:25,907 –> 00:45:27,275
They’ll come and arrest us.

828
00:45:27,277 –> 00:45:29,410
– Wait, guys, I found a number.
– For Stine?

829
00:45:29,412 –> 00:45:31,445
No, says here
nobody knows where he is,

830
00:45:31,447 –> 00:45:33,180
but this is for
Richard Shivers.

831
00:45:33,182 –> 00:45:37,784
He’s the president of the
R.L. Stine Appreciation Society.

832
00:45:37,786 –> 00:45:39,954
– What are you doing?
– I’m calling.

833
00:45:39,956 –> 00:45:42,290
(LINE RINGING)

834
00:45:42,292 –> 00:45:45,126
RECORDING: Good day, you’ve
reached Dr. Richard Shivers

835
00:45:45,128 –> 00:45:47,596
and the R.L. Stine
Appreciation Society.

836
00:45:47,598 –> 00:45:49,864
If you’re trying to
reach Stine, don’t bother.

837
00:45:49,866 –> 00:45:52,033
Otherwise,
leave a message.

838
00:45:52,035 –> 00:45:54,536
SARAH: Hi, Mr. Shivers,
my name is Sarah Quinn.

839
00:45:54,538 –> 00:45:56,371
I live in
Wardenclyffe, New York.

840
00:45:56,373 –> 00:45:59,408
I desperately need to
get in touch with R.L. Stine.

841
00:45:59,410 –> 00:46:00,975
This is gonna sound crazy,

842
00:46:00,977 –> 00:46:03,679
but I think one of his stories
has come to life.

843
00:46:03,681 –> 00:46:04,946
(BEEPS)

844
00:46:04,948 –> 00:46:06,748
Hi, Mr. Shivers…

845
00:46:06,750 –> 00:46:08,817
Well…

846
00:46:08,819 –> 00:46:11,119
Looks like we’re on our own.

847
00:46:11,121 –> 00:46:12,921
Wait,
where are we going?

848
00:46:12,923 –> 00:46:16,091
To find Tommy Madigan
and get that book.

849
00:46:16,093 –> 00:46:17,326
Get that one.

850
00:46:17,328 –> 00:46:19,194
No way he’s gonna
be able to get that.

851
00:46:19,196 –> 00:46:20,463
Oh.

852
00:46:20,465 –> 00:46:22,699
SONNY: Tommy! Tommy!
SAM: Tommy! Hey.

853
00:46:22,701 –> 00:46:24,199
Tommy! Tommy!

854
00:46:24,201 –> 00:46:25,802
BOY:
What do these idiots want?

855
00:46:25,804 –> 00:46:27,069
I’ll take care
of this.

856
00:46:27,071 –> 00:46:28,571
SONNY: We need that book.

857
00:46:28,573 –> 00:46:30,640
– It’s really important.
– It’s super important.

858
00:46:30,642 –> 00:46:32,141
The book with
the lock on it.

859
00:46:32,143 –> 00:46:33,409
Okay, okay.
What book?

860
00:46:33,411 –> 00:46:35,011
The one you stole
from us, Tommy.

861
00:46:35,013 –> 00:46:36,746
Oh, yeah.
I’ve got it right here.

862
00:46:36,748 –> 00:46:38,681
– Oh, really?
– No, idiot.

863
00:46:38,683 –> 00:46:42,018
Why would I be carrying a book
around with me on Halloween?

864
00:46:42,020 –> 00:46:44,588
Now, go back home
with your babysitter.

865
00:46:44,590 –> 00:46:46,022
I’ll be there in a bit
to egg your house.

866
00:46:46,024 –> 00:46:47,458
Listen,
you little punk,

867
00:46:47,460 –> 00:46:49,593
I’m not the babysitter.
I’m Sonny’s sister.

868
00:46:49,595 –> 00:46:50,927
You’re gonna give us
that book back

869
00:46:50,929 –> 00:46:52,763
or I’ll make your life
a living hell.

870
00:46:52,765 –> 00:46:55,699
The only thing you’ll use that
toilet paper for is to wipe…

871
00:46:55,701 –> 00:46:58,135
Okay. God, you don’t have
to be so mean about it.

872
00:46:58,137 –> 00:47:00,037
Let’s get
out of here.

873
00:47:00,039 –> 00:47:02,408
Book’s at my house
in my room.

874
00:47:04,343 –> 00:47:08,680
But it’s hidden, so good luck
finding it, losers. Heh, heh.

875
00:47:08,682 –> 00:47:10,751
(SHRIEKING IN DISTANCE)

876
00:47:13,653 –> 00:47:15,555
(♪♪♪)

877
00:47:20,494 –> 00:47:22,763
(ALL GASP)

878
00:47:24,698 –> 00:47:27,198
Those are some
awesome costumes.

879
00:47:27,200 –> 00:47:29,334
(SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

880
00:47:29,336 –> 00:47:31,605
(BOYS SCREAMING)

881
00:47:32,672 –> 00:47:35,008
(SCREAMING)

882
00:47:36,711 –> 00:47:37,944
Is this actually
happening?

883
00:47:39,680 –> 00:47:42,147
(ALL YELL)

884
00:47:42,149 –> 00:47:43,684
Guys, we gotta find
that book!

885
00:47:49,189 –> 00:47:51,923
SLAPPY: Evening, Mr. Tesla.

886
00:47:51,925 –> 00:47:56,028
You don’t mind if we bring
your tower back to life, do you?

887
00:47:56,030 –> 00:47:57,932
(BOTH CACKLING)

888
00:48:01,436 –> 00:48:03,235
(QUIETLY)
What did he say?

889
00:48:03,237 –> 00:48:05,705
Shut up.

890
00:48:05,707 –> 00:48:08,875
SLAPPY: Tesla used this tower
to project electricity,

891
00:48:08,877 –> 00:48:11,076
but I’m going
to use this tower

892
00:48:11,078 –> 00:48:15,281
to project my magic
in ways he never imagined.

893
00:48:15,283 –> 00:48:19,586
It takes a genius
to know a genius.

894
00:48:19,588 –> 00:48:21,488
(POWERING UP)

895
00:48:21,490 –> 00:48:23,790
– Whoa.
– Heh-heh-heh.

896
00:48:23,792 –> 00:48:25,392
Come along,
Walter.

897
00:48:25,394 –> 00:48:26,793
We’ve got work
to do.

898
00:48:26,795 –> 00:48:28,263
Very well.
Let’s go.

899
00:48:31,667 –> 00:48:33,133
SONNY: This is Tommy’s house.

900
00:48:33,135 –> 00:48:36,171
Well, I guess
we just knock?

901
00:48:38,474 –> 00:48:40,608
SAM: Knock loud. He
lives with his grandma.

902
00:48:40,610 –> 00:48:41,778
(KNOCKS)

903
00:48:42,779 –> 00:48:44,412
Okay.

904
00:48:44,414 –> 00:48:45,880
(DOORBELL RINGS)

905
00:48:45,882 –> 00:48:48,114
Wait! Guys,
there she is.

906
00:48:48,116 –> 00:48:49,484
SONNY: She’s asleep.

907
00:48:49,486 –> 00:48:51,419
I guess we’ll just
have to wake her up.

908
00:48:51,421 –> 00:48:53,287
– Hello! Come on.
– Hello!

909
00:48:53,289 –> 00:48:55,656
– Hello!
– Tommy’s grandma!

910
00:48:55,658 –> 00:48:57,992
(SIGHS)
Wow.

911
00:48:57,994 –> 00:48:59,762
Guess she’s a deep sleeper.

912
00:49:02,465 –> 00:49:03,966
(SIGHS)
It’s locked.

913
00:49:03,968 –> 00:49:06,133
Find another way in
and go get that book.

914
00:49:06,135 –> 00:49:07,303
What are you gonna do?

915
00:49:10,006 –> 00:49:12,608
I’m gonna make sure
nothing surprises us. Go!

916
00:49:12,610 –> 00:49:14,776
(♪♪♪)

917
00:49:14,778 –> 00:49:16,680
(WINDOW CLATTERING)

918
00:49:26,858 –> 00:49:28,123
(BANGS)

919
00:49:28,125 –> 00:49:29,859
– Ow!
– Shh.

920
00:49:29,861 –> 00:49:32,795
What?

921
00:49:32,797 –> 00:49:36,467
(WHISPERING) I can’t believe we’re
breaking into someone’s house right now.

922
00:49:44,609 –> 00:49:47,145
Shh.

923
00:49:49,848 –> 00:49:51,781
(WHISPERING)
Hey, they got gummy bears.

924
00:49:51,783 –> 00:49:53,585
Who cares?
Stop screwing around.

925
00:49:55,021 –> 00:49:56,352
AUTOMATED VOICE: Hands off!

926
00:49:56,354 –> 00:49:58,256
(LAUGHS)

927
00:50:00,960 –> 00:50:03,293
Sam, stop
screwing around. Let’s go.

928
00:50:03,295 –> 00:50:04,931
– Okay, all right.
(CLICKS)

929
00:50:08,768 –> 00:50:10,636
SLAPPY: Watch this, Walter.

930
00:50:12,772 –> 00:50:14,438
WALTER: Whoa. Whoa.

931
00:50:14,440 –> 00:50:16,740
(LAUGHING)

932
00:50:16,742 –> 00:50:21,211
Why settle for
a small family, Walter,

933
00:50:21,213 –> 00:50:24,682
when we can project
my power everywhere

934
00:50:24,684 –> 00:50:27,886
and bring all of
Halloween to life?

935
00:50:27,888 –> 00:50:30,120
(LAUGHS)
Yeah.

936
00:50:30,122 –> 00:50:33,725
Karru marri odonna loma

937
00:50:33,727 –> 00:50:37,194
molonu karrano.
– Whoa.

938
00:50:37,196 –> 00:50:39,096
Karru marri

939
00:50:39,098 –> 00:50:43,935
odonna loma
molonu karrano.

940
00:50:43,937 –> 00:50:45,872
(BOTH CACKLING)

941
00:50:49,576 –> 00:50:51,411
(♪♪♪)

942
00:50:52,346 –> 00:50:54,247
(CACKLING CONTINUES)

943
00:51:01,355 –> 00:51:03,256
(ALL SHRIEKING)

944
00:51:07,260 –> 00:51:08,496
(BOTH SNICKERING)

945
00:51:12,166 –> 00:51:13,768
(GRUNTING)

946
00:51:19,173 –> 00:51:20,941
(NEIGHS)

947
00:51:20,943 –> 00:51:24,243
Hyah! Ha-ha-ha!

948
00:51:24,245 –> 00:51:27,146
(CACKLING)

949
00:51:27,148 –> 00:51:30,383
– Sam, I found it. Yeah.
– You found it?

950
00:51:30,385 –> 00:51:31,852
SONNY: “R.L. Stine.”

951
00:51:31,854 –> 00:51:33,722
How did we miss that?

952
00:51:35,624 –> 00:51:38,759
– That can’t be good.
– Yeah. We gotta go.

953
00:51:38,761 –> 00:51:40,663
(♪♪♪)

954
00:51:46,568 –> 00:51:48,235
Let’s just go
back out the window.

955
00:51:48,237 –> 00:51:49,505
SAM: All right.

956
00:51:51,607 –> 00:51:53,573
– Oh.
HAND: Ah!

957
00:51:53,575 –> 00:51:54,878
(YELLS)

958
00:51:56,112 –> 00:51:57,477
Sam!

959
00:51:57,479 –> 00:51:59,479
The hand
has my hand!

960
00:51:59,481 –> 00:52:01,482
Just rip it off!
Throw it!

961
00:52:01,484 –> 00:52:03,153
(HAND SNARLS)

962
00:52:06,923 –> 00:52:09,325
Sam. Turn around.

963
00:52:10,794 –> 00:52:11,928
They’re moving.

964
00:52:13,363 –> 00:52:14,963
Sonny,
they’re just gummy bears.

965
00:52:14,965 –> 00:52:17,066
They’re so tiny and cute.
What can they do?

966
00:52:17,068 –> 00:52:19,436
(CHITTERING)

967
00:52:21,671 –> 00:52:23,005
Hey there, little guys.

968
00:52:23,007 –> 00:52:24,807
Sam, you just ate
half their family.

969
00:52:24,809 –> 00:52:26,443
I would not do that
if I were you.

970
00:52:27,545 –> 00:52:29,545
(♪♪♪)

971
00:52:29,547 –> 00:52:31,549
(GUMMY BEARS GRUNTING, SNICKERING)

972
00:52:39,590 –> 00:52:41,657
Why are they walking
towards us?

973
00:52:41,659 –> 00:52:44,326
Okay. All right.
Maybe

974
00:52:44,328 –> 00:52:47,730
they just want us
to stay and play.

975
00:52:47,732 –> 00:52:48,900
(ALL ROAR)
(BOYS YELL)

976
00:52:53,805 –> 00:52:56,708
(♪♪♪)

977
00:53:00,078 –> 00:53:01,911
God, where is everyone?

978
00:53:01,913 –> 00:53:04,013
Oh, there’s one
on my back, Sam!

979
00:53:04,015 –> 00:53:05,715
Okay, okay!

980
00:53:05,717 –> 00:53:08,852
(GUMMY BEARS GIGGLING)

981
00:53:08,854 –> 00:53:11,721
– Pull harder!
– I’m trying!

982
00:53:11,723 –> 00:53:13,289
– Whoa.
BEAR: Ha-ha-ha!

983
00:53:13,291 –> 00:53:14,691
Go for the window, Sam!

984
00:53:14,693 –> 00:53:15,962
I’m coming!

985
00:53:17,764 –> 00:53:18,931
Whoa!

986
00:53:21,433 –> 00:53:23,335
(SNARLING)

987
00:53:27,039 –> 00:53:29,509
(GLASS SHATTERING)

988
00:53:30,777 –> 00:53:32,678
(GRUNTING)

989
00:53:35,148 –> 00:53:38,484
Just! Stop! Giggling!

990
00:53:42,388 –> 00:53:44,390
(GRUNTING)

991
00:53:47,360 –> 00:53:49,293
Sam! I need some help
over here…

992
00:53:49,295 –> 00:53:52,363
(WAILING)
Sonny!

993
00:53:52,365 –> 00:53:54,268
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

994
00:53:57,370 –> 00:53:58,703
Mom, we’re under attack!

995
00:53:58,705 –> 00:54:00,472
Sonny, what are you
talking about?

996
00:54:00,474 –> 00:54:02,109
Where’s Sarah?
Who’s attacking you?

997
00:54:03,977 –> 00:54:05,610
Gummy bears.

998
00:54:05,612 –> 00:54:07,579
KATHY: What Honey, you’re mumbling.

999
00:54:07,581 –> 00:54:08,814
Put Sarah on the phone.

1000
00:54:08,816 –> 00:54:10,315
(GROWLS)

1001
00:54:10,317 –> 00:54:11,984
KATHY: Sonny.
BEAR: Whee!

1002
00:54:11,986 –> 00:54:13,953
(GRUNTING)

1003
00:54:13,955 –> 00:54:15,188
KATHY: What…?

1004
00:54:15,190 –> 00:54:16,856
Okay, that’s it.

1005
00:54:16,858 –> 00:54:19,524
Do not leave the house!
I’m coming home.

1006
00:54:19,526 –> 00:54:21,461
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

1007
00:54:34,876 –> 00:54:36,143
(PANTING)

1008
00:54:36,145 –> 00:54:38,145
Sonny, help!

1009
00:54:38,147 –> 00:54:39,512
Sam, I’m coming!

1010
00:54:39,514 –> 00:54:41,183
Hurry!

1011
00:54:45,620 –> 00:54:47,821
(BEAR YELLING)

1012
00:54:47,823 –> 00:54:49,725
(LITTLE BEARS SQUEALING)

1013
00:55:04,006 –> 00:55:08,642
No, no, no!
You’ll never take me alive!

1014
00:55:08,644 –> 00:55:10,146
(BEAR SCREAMS)

1015
00:55:12,148 –> 00:55:14,849
That is my new favorite book.

1016
00:55:14,851 –> 00:55:17,551
– You okay?
– I think.

1017
00:55:17,553 –> 00:55:19,419
Let’s get out of here.

1018
00:55:19,421 –> 00:55:20,822
(ALL YELL)

1019
00:55:20,824 –> 00:55:22,423
What are you guys
doing in there?

1020
00:55:22,425 –> 00:55:24,692
Oh, no big deal, really.
Just being mauled

1021
00:55:24,694 –> 00:55:26,194
by my favorite
comfort food!

1022
00:55:26,196 –> 00:55:27,695
Wait. Just stop.
Stop, stop!

1023
00:55:27,697 –> 00:55:29,697
What are you guys
even talking about?

1024
00:55:29,699 –> 00:55:31,733
Everything is alive, Sarah.
Even candy.

1025
00:55:31,735 –> 00:55:34,069
Well, is that the book?
Let’s read it.

1026
00:55:34,071 –> 00:55:36,571
There’s something you need
to know about this book.

1027
00:55:36,573 –> 00:55:37,940
What?

1028
00:55:37,942 –> 00:55:39,540
(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

1029
00:55:39,542 –> 00:55:40,843
Look out!

1030
00:55:40,845 –> 00:55:42,980
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)

1031
00:55:44,614 –> 00:55:46,717
– Whoa!
(RASPING)

1032
00:56:02,367 –> 00:56:04,767
That’s what.

1033
00:56:04,769 –> 00:56:06,769
This is not
a normal book, Sarah.

1034
00:56:06,771 –> 00:56:08,706
(PANTING)

1035
00:56:15,247 –> 00:56:16,780
Who would write this?

1036
00:56:16,782 –> 00:56:18,717
(♪♪♪)

1037
00:56:29,128 –> 00:56:30,330
(ENGINE REVS)

1038
00:56:34,599 –> 00:56:37,703
They did the monster mash
The monster mash

1039
00:56:39,238 –> 00:56:41,040
Oh, what is this?

1040
00:56:41,975 –> 00:56:43,607
Okay.

1041
00:56:43,609 –> 00:56:44,777
– Huh?
– Oh!

1042
00:56:46,846 –> 00:56:49,448
– Hyah!
– Oh, you rehearsed that, did you?

1043
00:56:49,450 –> 00:56:53,086
Best costume of the night, sir.

1044
00:56:54,821 –> 00:56:56,756
(ALL LAUGHING)

1045
00:56:58,125 –> 00:56:59,458
(ROARS)

1046
00:56:59,460 –> 00:57:01,028
(SCREAMING)

1047
00:57:02,162 –> 00:57:04,098
(SNARLING)

1048
00:57:05,565 –> 00:57:07,565
(ALL SCREAMING)

1049
00:57:07,567 –> 00:57:08,900
(LAUGHS)

1050
00:57:08,902 –> 00:57:10,268
(HORN HONKS)

1051
00:57:10,270 –> 00:57:12,471
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1052
00:57:12,473 –> 00:57:13,974
GIRL: Go!

1053
00:57:14,775 –> 00:57:16,677
(SIRENS WAILING)

1054
00:57:22,317 –> 00:57:24,149
WOMAN: Look out, look out! Ah!

1055
00:57:24,151 –> 00:57:26,785
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1056
00:57:26,787 –> 00:57:28,187
MAN: What’s going on?

1057
00:57:28,189 –> 00:57:30,925
There! Let’s take
the alley. It’s empty.

1058
00:57:34,896 –> 00:57:36,561
Wait, wait!

1059
00:57:36,563 –> 00:57:39,198
We need to read the book
and see how we can end this.

1060
00:57:39,200 –> 00:57:41,868
Let me see.

1061
00:57:41,870 –> 00:57:44,570
“It was nearly Halloween
in the town of Wardenclyffe…”

1062
00:57:44,572 –> 00:57:46,739
Blah, blah, blah. Here!

1063
00:57:46,741 –> 00:57:48,475
“His revenge
was to create a family

1064
00:57:48,477 –> 00:57:51,177
by bringing Halloween to life,
but that wasn’t enough.”

1065
00:57:51,179 –> 00:57:53,147
That seems like
plenty of revenge to me.

1066
00:57:53,149 –> 00:57:56,584
“Because he wanted more than
a family. He wanted a mother.

1067
00:57:59,288 –> 00:58:01,390
His plan was to…”

1068
00:58:02,624 –> 00:58:04,224
Was to what?
Keep reading.

1069
00:58:04,226 –> 00:58:05,859
I-I-I can’t.

1070
00:58:05,861 –> 00:58:10,464
That was the last page.
It’s an unfinished manuscript.

1071
00:58:10,466 –> 00:58:12,234
What?

1072
00:58:13,537 –> 00:58:14,937
Okay, great.
What do we do now?

1073
00:58:16,172 –> 00:58:18,038
Slappy’s gonna go after Mom.

1074
00:58:18,040 –> 00:58:21,309
That book is the only thing
we have to stop him.

1075
00:58:21,311 –> 00:58:23,644
We have to go to
the nursing home and save her.

1076
00:58:23,646 –> 00:58:25,579
Mom’s not at
the nursing home.

1077
00:58:25,581 –> 00:58:27,681
Where is she?

1078
00:58:27,683 –> 00:58:30,885
– On her way home to save us.
– What?

1079
00:58:30,887 –> 00:58:33,288
She called while we were
attacked by gummy bears.

1080
00:58:33,290 –> 00:58:35,056
Why answer
at a time like that?

1081
00:58:35,058 –> 00:58:38,193
Maybe because unlike you, Sarah,
I pick up Mom’s phone calls.

1082
00:58:38,195 –> 00:58:39,594
Really Guilt trip much?

1083
00:58:39,596 –> 00:58:41,763
We need to find your mom
before Slappy does.

1084
00:58:41,765 –> 00:58:43,466
Now, come on,
let’s go!

1085
00:58:43,468 –> 00:58:45,403
(♪♪♪)

1086
00:58:47,472 –> 00:58:50,573
Your woodworking skills
are impressive.

1087
00:58:50,575 –> 00:58:51,806
Yes.

1088
00:58:51,808 –> 00:58:53,975
This will do nicely.

1089
00:58:53,977 –> 00:58:56,845
Oh, I used to manage
a hardware store.

1090
00:58:56,847 –> 00:58:59,781
– Walter. Focus, please.
– Yes.

1091
00:58:59,783 –> 00:59:05,087
Now tell my monsters to get me
Mama and get me that book.

1092
00:59:05,089 –> 00:59:07,623
Yeah. Yes.

1093
00:59:07,625 –> 00:59:09,561
SARAH: Run!
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1094
00:59:12,864 –> 00:59:14,296
SAM: Duck!
(ALL SNARLING)

1095
00:59:14,298 –> 00:59:15,733
Look out!

1096
00:59:19,737 –> 00:59:22,239
(SPIDER ROARING)

1097
00:59:22,241 –> 00:59:23,408
What the…?

1098
00:59:25,144 –> 00:59:26,445
SONNY: That’s Mr. Peters!

1099
00:59:27,980 –> 00:59:29,779
(SIREN CHIRPING)

1100
00:59:29,781 –> 00:59:32,249
MAN 1: Nice doggy.
MAN 2: It’s right behind you!

1101
00:59:32,251 –> 00:59:34,017
MAN 1: Ah! Not on my leg!

1102
00:59:34,019 –> 00:59:37,254
KATHY: Help!

1103
00:59:37,256 –> 00:59:40,157
That’s Mom! That’s Mom!
Come on!

1104
00:59:40,159 –> 00:59:41,992
PIRATE: You bunch of scallywags!

1105
00:59:41,994 –> 00:59:43,660
KATHY: Kids, watch out!

1106
00:59:43,662 –> 00:59:44,830
(ALL YELL)

1107
00:59:46,698 –> 00:59:47,866
Behind you!

1108
00:59:53,805 –> 00:59:56,274
(SPIDER ROARING)

1109
00:59:56,276 –> 00:59:58,342
Okay, now’s our chance.

1110
00:59:58,344 –> 01:00:00,311
Give me the book.
I’m gonna protect Mom.

1111
01:00:00,313 –> 01:00:02,613
You get the ladder
and meet me at that tree.

1112
01:00:02,615 –> 01:00:04,484
– Wait till it’s safe, then go.
– Okay.

1113
01:00:06,487 –> 01:00:07,655
(GROANS)

1114
01:00:11,358 –> 01:00:12,859
(SKELETON YELLS)

1115
01:00:15,828 –> 01:00:17,462
(GASPS)

1116
01:00:17,464 –> 01:00:19,233
Okay, okay.

1117
01:00:24,171 –> 01:00:26,672
(WAILING)

1118
01:00:26,674 –> 01:00:30,809
Oh, my God! We’re all gonna die!
Run for your life! Ah!

1119
01:00:30,811 –> 01:00:32,744
(CRYING)
Oh, my God.

1120
01:00:32,746 –> 01:00:34,846
Oops. Not a monster.

1121
01:00:34,848 –> 01:00:36,248
SAM: All right, let’s go!

1122
01:00:36,250 –> 01:00:37,749
Come on!

1123
01:00:37,751 –> 01:00:39,251
Halt!

1124
01:00:39,253 –> 01:00:41,987
My orders are
to guard this porch!

1125
01:00:41,989 –> 01:00:43,223
No way.

1126
01:00:43,225 –> 01:00:44,856
You like carving pumpkins,
huh?

1127
01:00:44,858 –> 01:00:46,858
Look what you did
to poor Terry.

1128
01:00:46,860 –> 01:00:49,028
Hiya! I’m round.

1129
01:00:49,030 –> 01:00:51,199
Sergeant Squash,
open fire.

1130
01:00:53,368 –> 01:00:55,068
Oh. Ow!

1131
01:00:55,070 –> 01:00:56,871
(GRUNTING)

1132
01:01:03,078 –> 01:01:04,744
We need to find
another way in!

1133
01:01:04,746 –> 01:01:06,714
No. This is my house.

1134
01:01:06,716 –> 01:01:08,684
SERGEANT: I’m hit! Medic!

1135
01:01:09,985 –> 01:01:11,552
What are you doing?
Put me down!

1136
01:01:11,554 –> 01:01:13,187
Hiya! Happy Easter.

1137
01:01:13,189 –> 01:01:14,588
– No, no!
TERRY: Ugh!

1138
01:01:14,590 –> 01:01:17,057
Yes! Let’s go.

1139
01:01:17,059 –> 01:01:20,027
Sarah, I was so worried.
Are you okay?

1140
01:01:20,029 –> 01:01:21,395
I’m fine.
Just hang tight.

1141
01:01:21,397 –> 01:01:23,364
I’m gonna get you down.
I promise.

1142
01:01:23,366 –> 01:01:24,865
I just need you to trust me.

1143
01:01:24,867 –> 01:01:27,034
KATHY: Don’t worry about me. Run. Hide!

1144
01:01:27,036 –> 01:01:28,871
Ghost at 11 o’clock!

1145
01:01:31,107 –> 01:01:34,110
No, no, no! Get back here!

1146
01:01:37,547 –> 01:01:38,814
(YELLS)

1147
01:01:40,250 –> 01:01:42,717
SARAH: That’s my book! Ah!

1148
01:01:42,719 –> 01:01:44,121
We gotta go.

1149
01:01:46,056 –> 01:01:49,291
(SARAH SCREAMING)

1150
01:01:49,293 –> 01:01:52,227
Sarah!
Sarah, let go of that ghost!

1151
01:01:52,229 –> 01:01:54,764
Do not let go
of that ghost!

1152
01:01:54,766 –> 01:01:55,932
(SCREAMS)

1153
01:01:58,736 –> 01:02:01,236
– You okay?
– No, that ghost took the book.

1154
01:02:01,238 –> 01:02:02,406
(SPIDER ROARS)

1155
01:02:04,742 –> 01:02:07,208
SONNY: Mom!
– Oh, kids. Help!

1156
01:02:07,210 –> 01:02:08,778
No, no, no!

1157
01:02:08,780 –> 01:02:10,879
– Sarah!
SARAH: Mom!

1158
01:02:10,881 –> 01:02:14,216
(KATHY SCREAMING)

1159
01:02:14,218 –> 01:02:16,585
SONNY: It’s heading for the Tesla lab.

1160
01:02:16,587 –> 01:02:18,220
Slappy brought
the tower to life.

1161
01:02:18,222 –> 01:02:19,622
That’s why
this is happening.

1162
01:02:19,624 –> 01:02:20,925
We have to stop him.

1163
01:02:22,260 –> 01:02:24,795
Uh, guys?

1164
01:02:24,797 –> 01:02:26,197
(ALL SNARLING, HISSING)

1165
01:02:27,566 –> 01:02:29,733
Sonny, what do we do?

1166
01:02:29,735 –> 01:02:31,336
I don’t know.
You’re the older one.

1167
01:02:32,471 –> 01:02:34,707
(ALL SCREAMING)

1168
01:02:35,940 –> 01:02:37,509
No, no, no.
It’s me, Mr. Chu!

1169
01:02:38,544 –> 01:02:40,042
Mr. Chu?

1170
01:02:40,044 –> 01:02:43,879
Shh! Follow me!
To the basement now!

1171
01:02:43,881 –> 01:02:45,615
Don’t ruin the Mylar.

1172
01:02:45,617 –> 01:02:48,153
I’m saving it for next year.
Go, go, go.

1173
01:02:49,823 –> 01:02:51,823
(♪♪♪)

1174
01:02:51,825 –> 01:02:53,727
(ENGINE REVVING)

1175
01:02:55,461 –> 01:02:57,060
Let me get this straight.

1176
01:02:57,062 –> 01:03:00,565
We are living a Goosebumps
story right now?

1177
01:03:00,567 –> 01:03:02,232
Okay, clearly you’re a fan.

1178
01:03:02,234 –> 01:03:04,369
This is the greatest thing
I’ve ever heard!

1179
01:03:04,371 –> 01:03:07,271
Hold on. Let me guess, let me
guess, let me guess. Um…

1180
01:03:07,273 –> 01:03:08,806
Monster Blood.

1181
01:03:08,808 –> 01:03:11,776
No, too on the nose.
Yeah, you’re right. Um…

1182
01:03:11,778 –> 01:03:14,679
The Scarecrow Walks
at Midnight.

1183
01:03:14,681 –> 01:03:16,881
No. Haunted Halloween.

1184
01:03:16,883 –> 01:03:20,118
I don’t know that one.
How does it end?

1185
01:03:20,120 –> 01:03:21,953
That’s the problem.

1186
01:03:21,955 –> 01:03:23,454
It doesn’t.

1187
01:03:23,456 –> 01:03:25,358
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(COIL CRACKLING)

1188
01:03:29,329 –> 01:03:31,231
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

1189
01:03:32,500 –> 01:03:33,866
Mm! Mm!

1190
01:03:33,868 –> 01:03:35,467
Hello, Mama.

1191
01:03:35,469 –> 01:03:37,236
Remember me?

1192
01:03:37,238 –> 01:03:39,405
You put me on your lap.

1193
01:03:39,407 –> 01:03:41,774
Put those cute words
in my mouth.

1194
01:03:41,776 –> 01:03:45,544
What was it you called me?
“Bobo” Ha-ha-ha.

1195
01:03:45,546 –> 01:03:47,579
Can’t talk?

1196
01:03:47,581 –> 01:03:49,515
Don’t you worry.

1197
01:03:49,517 –> 01:03:53,452
From now on, I’ll do
the talking for both of us.

1198
01:03:53,454 –> 01:03:55,622
(SLAPPY & WALTER CACKLE)

1199
01:03:55,624 –> 01:03:58,926
I’m gonna make you
so proud, Mama.

1200
01:04:00,762 –> 01:04:03,563
Onarrak unolom

1201
01:04:03,565 –> 01:04:05,365
amol

1202
01:04:05,367 –> 01:04:07,367
annodo irram

1203
01:04:07,369 –> 01:04:09,001
urrak.

1204
01:04:09,003 –> 01:04:11,104
(KATHY WHIMPERING)

1205
01:04:11,106 –> 01:04:13,072
(LAUGHING)
– It’s working.

1206
01:04:13,074 –> 01:04:14,543
Yes.

1207
01:04:17,112 –> 01:04:19,780
(CACKLES)

1208
01:04:19,782 –> 01:04:21,114
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

1209
01:04:21,116 –> 01:04:24,050
My mind is literally
blown right now.

1210
01:04:24,052 –> 01:04:27,253
I mean, we get to finish
our Goosebumps story!

1211
01:04:27,255 –> 01:04:29,623
This isn’t a creative-writing
exercise, Mr. Chu.

1212
01:04:29,625 –> 01:04:31,425
Slappy has our mom!

1213
01:04:31,427 –> 01:04:34,462
Yeah, and then you get to
save your mom. It’s Chapter 22:

1214
01:04:34,464 –> 01:04:37,531
“The kids save their mom
from the demonic dummy.”

1215
01:04:37,533 –> 01:04:39,834
Well, the only thing
I had to save my mom

1216
01:04:39,836 –> 01:04:42,636
was that book,
and I lost it. So…

1217
01:04:42,638 –> 01:04:45,172
Sarah. This is not
your fault.

1218
01:04:45,174 –> 01:04:46,974
If anything, it’s my fault.

1219
01:04:46,976 –> 01:04:49,845
I’m the one who found the book
and brought Slappy to life.

1220
01:04:49,847 –> 01:04:51,580
And I even told Slappy
about Tesla.

1221
01:04:51,582 –> 01:04:53,515
Mom trusted me to
take care of you guys,

1222
01:04:53,517 –> 01:04:55,484
and I told her
I would save her.

1223
01:04:55,486 –> 01:04:57,286
I failed.

1224
01:04:58,822 –> 01:05:00,689
I know I always say that
I can’t wait

1225
01:05:00,691 –> 01:05:03,492
to go to college
and get started on my real life,

1226
01:05:03,494 –> 01:05:05,796
but you guys are my life.

1227
01:05:07,998 –> 01:05:10,232
This is a classic
Goosebumps moment.

1228
01:05:10,234 –> 01:05:12,067
Do you remember
Say Cheese and Die…?

1229
01:05:12,069 –> 01:05:14,069
– This is real life, Chu!
– Okay.

1230
01:05:14,071 –> 01:05:17,773
Guys, Slappy is using the Tesla
Tower to power Halloween.

1231
01:05:17,775 –> 01:05:19,441
If I can get in there,
maybe I can

1232
01:05:19,443 –> 01:05:21,076
shut it off,
and we can save Mom.

1233
01:05:21,078 –> 01:05:22,745
But there’s
monsters everywhere.

1234
01:05:22,747 –> 01:05:24,279
How are we gonna
get past them?

1235
01:05:24,281 –> 01:05:25,781
Easy.

1236
01:05:25,783 –> 01:05:27,249
Camouflage.

1237
01:05:27,251 –> 01:05:28,686
(♪♪♪)

1238
01:05:30,153 –> 01:05:31,990
Welcome to my crafts lab.

1239
01:05:33,258 –> 01:05:35,124
Wow.

1240
01:05:35,126 –> 01:05:39,262
Steady on my grind and got no
Time for playing games

1241
01:05:39,264 –> 01:05:43,065
Money on my mind, I’m kicking
As I’m taking names

1242
01:05:43,067 –> 01:05:45,301
The heat is on
Get out the kitchen

1243
01:05:45,303 –> 01:05:47,169
If you can’t handle
The flames

1244
01:05:47,171 –> 01:05:49,405
I’m hustling
I was born to win

1245
01:05:49,407 –> 01:05:51,307
Ain’t never gonna change

1246
01:05:51,309 –> 01:05:55,579
Let me tell you now
I don’t know how

1247
01:05:55,581 –> 01:05:59,983
But the whole world’s
Gonna know my name

1248
01:05:59,985 –> 01:06:03,654
Just wait and see
They gon’ talk about me

1249
01:06:03,656 –> 01:06:06,757
Things ain’t never
Gon’ be the same

1250
01:06:06,759 –> 01:06:08,492
Are you ready

1251
01:06:08,494 –> 01:06:10,762
Are you ready

1252
01:06:10,764 –> 01:06:14,799
Better make way
‘Cause I’m coming through

1253
01:06:14,801 –> 01:06:16,668
Are you ready for me

1254
01:06:16,670 –> 01:06:19,136
Are you ready for me

1255
01:06:19,138 –> 01:06:23,541
You know I’m gonna be
Legendary

1256
01:06:23,543 –> 01:06:25,543
(ALL SNARLING)

1257
01:06:25,545 –> 01:06:27,179
Jeez,
they’re still everywhere.

1258
01:06:29,583 –> 01:06:31,384
It’s actually working.

1259
01:06:32,852 –> 01:06:34,852
Come on. We gotta
get to that tower.

1260
01:06:34,854 –> 01:06:36,756
(♪♪♪)

1261
01:06:40,427 –> 01:06:42,427
SONNY: I can’t believe
we’re really here.

1262
01:06:42,429 –> 01:06:44,128
I can barely see
out of this thing.

1263
01:06:44,130 –> 01:06:45,864
Is it cool?
Is it awesome?

1264
01:06:45,866 –> 01:06:48,366
(WHISPERING)
Hey, fanboy. Let’s focus.

1265
01:06:48,368 –> 01:06:49,670
Right. Sorry.

1266
01:06:51,706 –> 01:06:53,674
Let’s go.

1267
01:07:02,450 –> 01:07:03,984
(SNARLING)

1268
01:07:03,986 –> 01:07:05,284
(ALL GASP)

1269
01:07:05,286 –> 01:07:06,787
(GRUNTS)

1270
01:07:11,960 –> 01:07:14,596
SARAH: (SOFTLY)
Don’t. Move.

1271
01:07:18,033 –> 01:07:19,935
(GRUNTS)

1272
01:07:23,204 –> 01:07:24,906
Come on, let’s go.
Come on!

1273
01:07:36,986 –> 01:07:38,418
Look at this place.

1274
01:07:38,420 –> 01:07:40,620
SARAH: It’s so creepy.

1275
01:07:40,622 –> 01:07:42,190
Stay close.

1276
01:07:43,760 –> 01:07:45,662
(CHITTERING)

1277
01:07:49,432 –> 01:07:51,766
SAM: No wonder Tesla
abandoned this place.

1278
01:07:51,768 –> 01:07:58,439
Shh, shh, shh.
Do you hear that?

1279
01:07:58,441 –> 01:07:59,975
(SHRIEKING)

1280
01:07:59,977 –> 01:08:01,244
(YELLING)

1281
01:08:07,885 –> 01:08:09,318
Come on.

1282
01:08:13,891 –> 01:08:15,891
(MONSTER GROANS)

1283
01:08:15,893 –> 01:08:18,192
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1284
01:08:18,194 –> 01:08:19,863
(♪♪♪)

1285
01:08:30,175 –> 01:08:32,077
(GIRL SCREAMING)

1286
01:08:35,046 –> 01:08:36,344
STINE: Oh, no.

1287
01:08:36,346 –> 01:08:40,116
Not Haunted Halloween.

1288
01:08:40,118 –> 01:08:41,686
(DEATH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1289
01:08:42,954 –> 01:08:44,821
(GIRLS SCREAMING)

1290
01:08:44,823 –> 01:08:47,792
Oh, my writing was
so cliché back then.

1291
01:08:51,730 –> 01:08:55,565
I knew it! I knew I came up
with that first.

1292
01:08:55,567 –> 01:08:57,867
(SIREN WAILS)

1293
01:08:57,869 –> 01:09:01,370
That clever little dummy’s
writing his own ending.

1294
01:09:01,372 –> 01:09:03,239
Not in my book,
he’s not.

1295
01:09:03,241 –> 01:09:05,508
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1296
01:09:05,510 –> 01:09:07,213
Oh, gnomes.

1297
01:09:08,714 –> 01:09:10,180
Don’t you dare.

1298
01:09:10,182 –> 01:09:11,414
Stay.

1299
01:09:11,416 –> 01:09:13,919
Ow! Son of a… Ah!

1300
01:09:15,286 –> 01:09:17,187
(WITCHES SHRIEKING)

1301
01:09:17,189 –> 01:09:19,456
Oh, witches!

1302
01:09:19,458 –> 01:09:21,859
Get away, witches!

1303
01:09:21,861 –> 01:09:24,764
(ENGINE REVS)

1304
01:09:26,432 –> 01:09:29,602
SAM: Guys, do you hear that?
– Shh!

1305
01:09:33,106 –> 01:09:34,371
Wow.

1306
01:09:34,373 –> 01:09:36,943
SARAH: Whoa.

1307
01:09:37,778 –> 01:09:40,512
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

1308
01:09:40,514 –> 01:09:42,247
Welcome.

1309
01:09:42,249 –> 01:09:44,384
Slappy.

1310
01:09:46,052 –> 01:09:47,287
(GRUNTING)

1311
01:09:49,422 –> 01:09:51,322
– Walter?
(GRUNTS)

1312
01:09:51,324 –> 01:09:53,025
Where’s my mother?

1313
01:09:53,027 –> 01:09:56,130
Don’t you mean our mother?

1314
01:10:00,835 –> 01:10:03,769
(IN RASPY VOICE)
There’s my sweet little babies.

1315
01:10:03,771 –> 01:10:07,072
I just love a family reunion.

1316
01:10:07,074 –> 01:10:10,308
– Mom.
– What did you do?

1317
01:10:10,310 –> 01:10:12,411
(ALL GASP)

1318
01:10:12,413 –> 01:10:14,413
SLAPPY: I had a papa once!

1319
01:10:14,415 –> 01:10:16,348
He let me down.

1320
01:10:16,350 –> 01:10:19,252
But a mother’s love
is forever.

1321
01:10:19,254 –> 01:10:21,054
Turn her back now,
you psycho!

1322
01:10:21,056 –> 01:10:22,788
Oh, should I?

1323
01:10:22,790 –> 01:10:27,393
Unfortunately,
I have other plans.

1324
01:10:27,395 –> 01:10:29,428
Walter!
The book, please.

1325
01:10:29,430 –> 01:10:30,598
Yes.

1326
01:10:32,600 –> 01:10:34,134
This book.

1327
01:10:34,136 –> 01:10:36,102
Go prepare the tower!

1328
01:10:36,104 –> 01:10:38,138
(GROWLS)

1329
01:10:38,140 –> 01:10:40,440
I’m going to do what
Stine couldn’t:

1330
01:10:40,442 –> 01:10:43,743
Finish this book,
once and for all.

1331
01:10:43,745 –> 01:10:45,647
(BOTH CACKLING)

1332
01:10:49,451 –> 01:10:52,220
(CHUCKLES)
Spoiler alert:

1333
01:10:52,222 –> 01:10:54,989
The manuscript gets destroyed
in that tower,

1334
01:10:54,991 –> 01:10:58,491
and my Halloween family
lasts forever!

1335
01:10:58,493 –> 01:11:01,696
Mama,
babysit the children for me.

1336
01:11:01,698 –> 01:11:03,496
Yes, dear.

1337
01:11:03,498 –> 01:11:05,666
We can’t let him
destroy that book.

1338
01:11:05,668 –> 01:11:09,439
Sonny, turn this thing off.
I’m going after Slappy.

1339
01:11:12,041 –> 01:11:14,141
Just you and me now,
Slappy.

1340
01:11:14,143 –> 01:11:19,181
Can’t hear you. I’m too far
ahead of you. Hee-hee-hee!

1341
01:11:19,183 –> 01:11:22,050
SONNY: This is amperage
and this is voltage?

1342
01:11:22,052 –> 01:11:23,886
None of these cables
make any sense.

1343
01:11:23,888 –> 01:11:25,787
What about here?
Start pulling levers.

1344
01:11:25,789 –> 01:11:28,156
– No, no, Sam, don’t!
– Ah!

1345
01:11:28,158 –> 01:11:30,526
Slappy booby-trapped
all this stuff.

1346
01:11:39,803 –> 01:11:41,570
(GASPS)

1347
01:11:41,572 –> 01:11:45,409
Careful, Sarah. It’d be a shame
to fall from that height.

1348
01:11:46,510 –> 01:11:48,311
(WITCH SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

1349
01:11:48,313 –> 01:11:49,713
(YELLS)

1350
01:11:53,318 –> 01:11:55,417
Plenty more
where that came from.

1351
01:11:55,419 –> 01:11:57,419
(CACKLES)

1352
01:11:57,421 –> 01:11:59,758
Come on, Sonny,
turn this thing off.

1353
01:12:01,593 –> 01:12:04,093
Oh, no. Sonny hurry up.

1354
01:12:04,095 –> 01:12:05,828
Slappy’s at the top.
Do something.

1355
01:12:05,830 –> 01:12:07,230
I can’t do it, Sam.

1356
01:12:07,232 –> 01:12:09,732
Come on, Sonny.
You are the smartest kid I know.

1357
01:12:09,734 –> 01:12:12,269
Sam, I couldn’t even do
my little science project.

1358
01:12:12,271 –> 01:12:13,536
Slappy did that.

1359
01:12:13,538 –> 01:12:14,973
And even that one shorted out.

1360
01:12:18,044 –> 01:12:20,443
Wait. That’s it.

1361
01:12:20,445 –> 01:12:24,248
We turn it up. All the way up.
We blow the fuse.

1362
01:12:24,250 –> 01:12:26,016
– Yes!
– The fuse is over there.

1363
01:12:26,018 –> 01:12:27,920
(♪♪♪)

1364
01:12:31,357 –> 01:12:36,527
And now to finish this story
and destroy the town.

1365
01:12:36,529 –> 01:12:37,964
(GRUNTS)

1366
01:12:39,098 –> 01:12:40,267
No!

1367
01:12:42,102 –> 01:12:44,568
What do you think
you’re doing?

1368
01:12:44,570 –> 01:12:46,237
Writing my own ending.

1369
01:12:46,239 –> 01:12:47,738
Spoiler alert:
I save the town

1370
01:12:47,740 –> 01:12:49,309
and put you back
where you belong.

1371
01:12:52,112 –> 01:12:53,912
(GRUNTING)

1372
01:12:53,914 –> 01:12:55,612
SLAPPY: What’s the matter?

1373
01:12:55,614 –> 01:12:57,749
Writer’s block?

1374
01:12:57,751 –> 01:12:59,184
Again?

1375
01:12:59,186 –> 01:13:00,819
– Grab that lever. Yes.
– This one?

1376
01:13:00,821 –> 01:13:03,154
On my count,
we push up at the same time.

1377
01:13:03,156 –> 01:13:04,825
Ready Go!

1378
01:13:07,094 –> 01:13:08,229
(ALARM SOUNDING)

1379
01:13:16,337 –> 01:13:17,769
Give me the book.

1380
01:13:17,771 –> 01:13:19,040
(GRUNTING)

1381
01:13:20,975 –> 01:13:23,275
You’re not gonna
get this book, Slappy.

1382
01:13:23,277 –> 01:13:26,312
I have a friend
who might think otherwise.

1383
01:13:26,314 –> 01:13:27,982
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1384
01:13:29,283 –> 01:13:30,983
(SARAH YELLS)

1385
01:13:30,985 –> 01:13:32,887
(BALLOONS POPPING)

1386
01:13:36,425 –> 01:13:38,960
Nowhere else to run, sis!

1387
01:13:43,198 –> 01:13:46,732
Fine. You win, Slappy.

1388
01:13:46,734 –> 01:13:49,602
I’ll give you the book,
but you gotta turn my mom back.

1389
01:13:49,604 –> 01:13:51,140
Deal.

1390
01:13:56,445 –> 01:13:59,746
It all ends
Slappily ever after.

1391
01:13:59,748 –> 01:14:01,314
(CACKLES)

1392
01:14:01,316 –> 01:14:04,017
You forgot one thing:

1393
01:14:04,019 –> 01:14:05,919
Never judge a book
by its cover.

1394
01:14:05,921 –> 01:14:07,723
What?

1395
01:14:09,024 –> 01:14:10,324
No!

1396
01:14:10,326 –> 01:14:12,228
(BOTH YELL)

1397
01:14:17,934 –> 01:14:19,736
(GROANING)

1398
01:14:23,773 –> 01:14:25,942
(ALL GRUNTING)

1399
01:14:31,214 –> 01:14:33,415
(NORMALLY)
Sonny, what’s happening?

1400
01:14:33,417 –> 01:14:34,584
Mom.

1401
01:14:35,919 –> 01:14:37,854
We need to get out of here!

1402
01:14:39,756 –> 01:14:42,026
(SCREAMING)

1403
01:14:48,365 –> 01:14:50,267
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1404
01:15:14,758 –> 01:15:16,660
(YELLING)

1405
01:15:23,168 –> 01:15:24,537
(GROANING)

1406
01:15:28,574 –> 01:15:30,476
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1407
01:15:34,980 –> 01:15:36,580
(YELLS)

1408
01:15:36,582 –> 01:15:38,715
It’s working!

1409
01:15:38,717 –> 01:15:39,919
Go, kids!

1410
01:15:41,786 –> 01:15:43,122
(BRAKES SQUEAL)

1411
01:15:57,069 –> 01:15:58,470
(WOLF HOWLS)

1412
01:15:58,472 –> 01:16:00,039
(GROANING)

1413
01:16:08,515 –> 01:16:10,417
(PANTING)

1414
01:16:21,361 –> 01:16:22,696
Hello?

1415
01:16:23,997 –> 01:16:25,730
Someone called for me?

1416
01:16:25,732 –> 01:16:29,402
KATHY: Sarah Oh! Oh…
– Mom!

1417
01:16:29,404 –> 01:16:31,137
STINE: Hello?

1418
01:16:31,139 –> 01:16:33,472
I got your message.
I’m here.

1419
01:16:33,474 –> 01:16:35,675
Don’t worry.
Everything’s going to be okay.

1420
01:16:35,677 –> 01:16:38,010
I need typing paper,
a thesaurus,

1421
01:16:38,012 –> 01:16:40,112
Diet Coke,
and a quiet place to compose.

1422
01:16:40,114 –> 01:16:43,883
Preferably in a comfortable
chair with lumbar support.

1423
01:16:43,885 –> 01:16:46,687
Are you R.L. Stine?

1424
01:16:46,689 –> 01:16:49,623
Me No, I’m Dr. Seuss.
R.L. Stine was unavailable.

1425
01:16:49,625 –> 01:16:51,059
Yes, of course,
I’m R.L. Stine!

1426
01:16:52,827 –> 01:16:55,698
Then I guess this
belongs to you.

1427
01:16:56,632 –> 01:16:58,332
Don’t open it.

1428
01:16:58,334 –> 01:17:00,334
(GASPS)

1429
01:17:00,336 –> 01:17:02,735
My first book.

1430
01:17:02,737 –> 01:17:04,504
(SCOFFS)

1431
01:17:04,506 –> 01:17:08,175
You realize I wrote this
when I was around your age.

1432
01:17:08,177 –> 01:17:12,012
More of an amateur work, really,
but I am sure you’ll all agree

1433
01:17:12,014 –> 01:17:15,217
it shows the undeniable promise
of a brilliant young writer.

1434
01:17:16,352 –> 01:17:17,884
Why do you have
a typewriter?

1435
01:17:17,886 –> 01:17:20,254
I was going to
save you with it,

1436
01:17:20,256 –> 01:17:22,956
although it appears you found
a way to save yourselves.

1437
01:17:22,958 –> 01:17:25,693
– A typewriter?
– It’s been done before.

1438
01:17:25,695 –> 01:17:27,295
Once before.

1439
01:17:27,297 –> 01:17:29,230
Maybe twice.

1440
01:17:29,232 –> 01:17:30,964
Maybe more.

1441
01:17:30,966 –> 01:17:32,899
WALTER: Kathy?

1442
01:17:32,901 –> 01:17:35,203
Walter, manager
at Fred’s Pharmacy.

1443
01:17:35,205 –> 01:17:36,437
It’s nice to see you.

1444
01:17:36,439 –> 01:17:38,573
Hi. It’s nice to
see you too.

1445
01:17:38,575 –> 01:17:40,141
What are you doing here?

1446
01:17:40,143 –> 01:17:41,576
I don’t know.

1447
01:17:41,578 –> 01:17:43,945
Walter! Walter!
You got turned into a monster.

1448
01:17:43,947 –> 01:17:46,615
You were big, green, ugly.
You were Slappy’s henchman!

1449
01:17:46,617 –> 01:17:48,983
Weather patterns.
Very strange weather patterns.

1450
01:17:48,985 –> 01:17:51,152
But I think everything’s
back to normal now.

1451
01:17:51,154 –> 01:17:54,155
Fine. Okay, yeah,
the weather has been weird.

1452
01:17:54,157 –> 01:17:55,724
It’s true. Okay, thanks.

1453
01:17:55,726 –> 01:17:57,559
KATHY: What happened to your shirt?

1454
01:17:57,561 –> 01:17:59,094
WALTER: I don’t know.

1455
01:17:59,096 –> 01:18:01,063
(IN PIG LATIN)
Ixnay on the onsters-may.

1456
01:18:01,065 –> 01:18:03,065
– Go ahead, ollow-fay.
SONNY: What?

1457
01:18:03,067 –> 01:18:05,267
(IN ENGLISH)
Means “follow.” Pig Latin.

1458
01:18:05,269 –> 01:18:08,304
Oh, the youth today.

1459
01:18:08,306 –> 01:18:10,439
WALTER: So funny running into you.

1460
01:18:10,441 –> 01:18:14,276
Right I always hoped we’d run
into each other outside of work.

1461
01:18:14,278 –> 01:18:15,545
WALTER: Yeah, me too.

1462
01:18:15,547 –> 01:18:18,080
Hey, if you’re not
busy next week,

1463
01:18:18,082 –> 01:18:20,049
would you wanna
have some dinner?

1464
01:18:20,051 –> 01:18:22,719
– Yeah. Yeah, heh, heh.
– Yeah That’s awesome.

1465
01:18:22,721 –> 01:18:25,255
So they don’t remember
what happened to them?

1466
01:18:25,257 –> 01:18:26,623
The transmutation process

1467
01:18:26,625 –> 01:18:28,625
seems to have wiped
their memories clean.

1468
01:18:28,627 –> 01:18:31,127
All those who were affected
won’t remember a thing.

1469
01:18:31,129 –> 01:18:32,998
(TOMMY SCREAMS)

1470
01:18:38,437 –> 01:18:39,871
Tommy?

1471
01:18:41,574 –> 01:18:44,608
SAM: Are you okay?
– Oh, my God. Guys.

1472
01:18:44,610 –> 01:18:46,610
I had this crazy dream.

1473
01:18:46,612 –> 01:18:49,313
I’m so glad to see you.

1474
01:18:49,315 –> 01:18:51,782
You know, can’t believe
I’m saying this,

1475
01:18:51,784 –> 01:18:53,850
but I’m glad
to see you too, Tommy.

1476
01:18:53,852 –> 01:18:56,354
Kids falling
from the sky.

1477
01:18:56,356 –> 01:18:58,624
My work here is done.

1478
01:19:01,694 –> 01:19:03,361
I’m a writer too.

1479
01:19:03,363 –> 01:19:07,865
Well, an aspiring,
very stuck writer at the moment.

1480
01:19:07,867 –> 01:19:09,533
My condolences.

1481
01:19:09,535 –> 01:19:11,969
All the horrors
in the world can’t compare

1482
01:19:11,971 –> 01:19:14,508
to the terrors
of the blank page.

1483
01:19:17,143 –> 01:19:20,512
Um, any advice
on college essays?

1484
01:19:20,514 –> 01:19:23,582
Well, first rule of writing:
write what you know.

1485
01:19:23,584 –> 01:19:25,317
Thirty years,
and I couldn’t figure out

1486
01:19:25,319 –> 01:19:26,585
how this book should end.

1487
01:19:26,587 –> 01:19:27,986
And somehow you figured out

1488
01:19:27,988 –> 01:19:29,356
how to finish it
in one night.

1489
01:19:30,758 –> 01:19:32,557
I believe in you.

1490
01:19:32,559 –> 01:19:35,227
(ENGINE STARTS)

1491
01:19:35,229 –> 01:19:37,131
(♪♪♪)

1492
01:19:39,500 –> 01:19:42,236
Hm. “Write what you know.”

1493
01:19:43,705 –> 01:19:45,671
SARAH: Recount a time in your life

1494
01:19:45,673 –> 01:19:48,608
when you faced a fear,
challenge or failure.

1495
01:19:48,610 –> 01:19:51,009
I think most of us
are afraid

1496
01:19:51,011 –> 01:19:53,212
that we don’t have
a story to tell.

1497
01:19:53,214 –> 01:19:56,182
That there’s nothing
special about us.

1498
01:19:56,184 –> 01:19:59,051
And then a moment comes
when you least expect it

1499
01:19:59,053 –> 01:20:00,854
where you have to step up,

1500
01:20:00,856 –> 01:20:03,022
no matter
how terrified you are.

1501
01:20:03,024 –> 01:20:04,424
But what
I’ve learned is that

1502
01:20:04,426 –> 01:20:06,058
it’s good to be scared
sometimes.

1503
01:20:06,060 –> 01:20:08,428
Scared of losing
the people we love.

1504
01:20:08,430 –> 01:20:11,130
– Stop, stop!
– It’s a ventriloquist dummy.

1505
01:20:11,132 –> 01:20:13,032
– Oh.
– Really?

1506
01:20:13,034 –> 01:20:14,601
– That’s not funny, Mom.
– Too soon.

1507
01:20:14,603 –> 01:20:16,202
No, I like it.

1508
01:20:16,204 –> 01:20:18,205
Congratulations,
Sonny.

1509
01:20:18,207 –> 01:20:20,072
Thank you so much,
Principal Harrison.

1510
01:20:20,074 –> 01:20:22,609
SARAH: Or scared of not
achieving our dreams.

1511
01:20:22,611 –> 01:20:24,411
Because those moments
remind us

1512
01:20:24,413 –> 01:20:26,680
just how special
our stories really are.

1513
01:20:26,682 –> 01:20:28,317
– Here’s to us.
– Indeed.

1514
01:20:31,387 –> 01:20:34,388
– Hey, Sarah!
– Hi, Mr. Chu.

1515
01:20:34,390 –> 01:20:35,759
CHU: Watch this.

1516
01:20:36,693 –> 01:20:38,560
(MECHANICAL GRUNTS)

1517
01:20:38,562 –> 01:20:41,061
(CHUCKLES)
– I like it.

1518
01:20:41,063 –> 01:20:43,398
Yeah, I just made it
life-size this year.

1519
01:20:43,400 –> 01:20:45,733
You know, just in case.

1520
01:20:45,735 –> 01:20:47,702
No, seriously, you know,
just in case.

1521
01:20:47,704 –> 01:20:50,705
Right. I’ll see you later,
Mr. Chu.

1522
01:20:50,707 –> 01:20:52,207
Bye!

1523
01:20:52,209 –> 01:20:54,075
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1524
01:20:54,077 –> 01:20:57,579
SARAH: And maybe when you
face enough of your fears

1525
01:20:57,581 –> 01:21:00,515
life stops being
so scary after all.

1526
01:21:00,517 –> 01:21:04,753
Now’s the day
To make our dreams alive

1527
01:21:04,755 –> 01:21:07,723
Hey, honey.

1528
01:21:07,725 –> 01:21:09,527
What happened?

1529
01:21:11,094 –> 01:21:12,394
I got in.

1530
01:21:12,396 –> 01:21:14,630
I knew it.
I knew you could do it.

1531
01:21:14,632 –> 01:21:16,499
Oh, I’m so proud
of you!

1532
01:21:16,501 –> 01:21:18,634
(LAUGHS)

1533
01:21:18,636 –> 01:21:20,636
I guess I’m proud.

1534
01:21:20,638 –> 01:21:24,507
– Thanks, Sonny.
– Come on, bring it in.

1535
01:21:24,509 –> 01:21:26,442
Congratulations.

1536
01:21:26,444 –> 01:21:28,945
(CHUCKLES)
Here, take off your jacket.

1537
01:21:28,947 –> 01:21:31,447
Guys, give her some
ornaments, please.

1538
01:21:31,449 –> 01:21:32,682
Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

1539
01:21:32,684 –> 01:21:34,985
– I’m so happy!
– Ha-ha-ha!

1540
01:21:34,987 –> 01:21:37,321
– Here, put that right there.
– Yeah, I like that one.

1541
01:21:38,356 –> 01:21:39,525
(KEYS CLACKING)

1542
01:21:44,630 –> 01:21:46,899
Finally, a new book.

1543
01:21:50,302 –> 01:21:51,905
Yes.

1544
01:22:00,412 –> 01:22:01,812
(SIGHS)

1545
01:22:01,814 –> 01:22:04,314
SLAPPY: Hello, Papa.

1546
01:22:04,316 –> 01:22:06,918
Slappy! I thought
the book got you.

1547
01:22:06,920 –> 01:22:09,219
Maybe those others,
but not me.

1548
01:22:09,221 –> 01:22:11,022
Why is that?

1549
01:22:11,024 –> 01:22:13,089
You know
I always survive.

1550
01:22:13,091 –> 01:22:15,026
You wrote me that way.

1551
01:22:15,028 –> 01:22:19,664
In fact, I wrote my own story
while I was gone.

1552
01:22:19,666 –> 01:22:21,666
And guess what.

1553
01:22:21,668 –> 01:22:24,070
You’re the main character.

1554
01:22:25,138 –> 01:22:27,171
No.

1555
01:22:27,173 –> 01:22:30,376
No!

1556
01:22:31,845 –> 01:22:35,047
You try living in a book
for a while, Papa.

1557
01:22:35,049 –> 01:22:37,482
(CACKLES)

1558
01:22:37,484 –> 01:22:40,387
(♪♪♪)

1559
01:22:41,522 –> 01:22:43,424
(MONSTERS SHRIEKING)

1560
01:22:54,035 –> 01:22:56,203
(ROARS)

1561
01:23:06,615 –> 01:23:08,049
(SHRIEKS)

1562
01:23:09,351 –> 01:23:11,252
(BEARS CACKLING)

1563
01:23:12,687 –> 01:23:14,756
(CACKLES)

1564
01:23:15,757 –> 01:23:17,893
(CHITTERING)

1565
01:23:22,564 –> 01:23:25,231
(GIBBERS)

1566
01:23:25,233 –> 01:23:26,566
HORSEMAN: Hyah!

1567
01:23:26,568 –> 01:23:28,136
(NEIGHS)

1568
01:23:29,304 –> 01:23:30,771
(CHITTERS)

1569
01:23:30,773 –> 01:23:32,271
(GIBBERS)

1570
01:23:32,273 –> 01:23:33,807
HAND: Hands off!

1571
01:23:33,809 –> 01:23:35,845
Hiya! Look at my candle.

1572
01:23:37,145 –> 01:23:39,048
(LAUGHING)

1573
01:23:44,286 –> 01:23:47,024
(SHRIEKING)

1574
01:23:49,325 –> 01:23:51,227
(ROARING)

1575
01:23:52,595 –> 01:23:54,330
(HOWLS)

1576
01:24:05,809 –> 01:24:07,711
(♪♪♪)

1577
01:25:36,703 –> 01:25:38,605
(♪♪♪)

1578
01:28:04,123 –> 01:28:06,058
(♪♪♪)

1579
01:29:41,623 –> 01:29:43,857
SLAPPY: Slappy Halloween.

1580
01:29:43,859 –> 01:29:45,361
(CACKLES)

1581
01:29:45,363 –> 01:29:46,734
Subtitles by explosiveskull
‎‭♥‏‏ Colored by novabros‏‏‏‎

1
00:00:47,769 –> 00:00:50,672
(♪♪♪)

2
00:01:18,577 –> 00:01:23,577
Subtitles by explosiveskull
‎‭♥‏‏ Colored by novabros‏‏‏‎

3
00:02:01,713 –> 00:02:03,646
SARAH: Fear.

4
00:02:03,648 –> 00:02:08,018
Fear is something
that everyone experiences.

5
00:02:08,020 –> 00:02:12,322
Fear is a feeling
that we all know.

6
00:02:12,324 –> 00:02:15,795
For me, a fear
that shaped my life was…

7
00:02:17,897 –> 00:02:19,630
(SIGHS)

8
00:02:19,632 –> 00:02:21,464
God, that sucks.

9
00:02:21,466 –> 00:02:23,335
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

10
00:02:27,940 –> 00:02:29,440
(SIGHS)

11
00:02:29,442 –> 00:02:31,475
“Recount a time
when you faced a fear,

12
00:02:31,477 –> 00:02:33,077
challenge or failure.

13
00:02:33,079 –> 00:02:35,982
How did it define you,
or how did you overcome it?”

14
00:02:40,786 –> 00:02:42,722
(♪♪♪)

15
00:02:46,192 –> 00:02:47,426
(RATTLING)

16
00:02:51,430 –> 00:02:53,165
Hello?

17
00:02:54,735 –> 00:02:56,470
Hello?

18
00:03:03,276 –> 00:03:05,477
(ROARS)
(YELPS)

19
00:03:05,479 –> 00:03:07,746
(LAUGHING)

20
00:03:07,748 –> 00:03:09,447
Tyler What are you doing?

21
00:03:09,449 –> 00:03:11,549
Are you crazy?
My mom is gonna hear you.

22
00:03:11,551 –> 00:03:13,119
You see this mask?

23
00:03:13,121 –> 00:03:14,419
Got it on sale.

24
00:03:14,421 –> 00:03:15,655
Very scary.

25
00:03:15,657 –> 00:03:17,288
Sorry.
I was in the neighborhood.

26
00:03:17,290 –> 00:03:19,992
– I texted you like 10 times.
– I told you my phone’s off.

27
00:03:19,994 –> 00:03:22,528
If I miss this deadline,
I don’t get into Columbia.

28
00:03:22,530 –> 00:03:24,864
You’ll be here with me
the next four years.

29
00:03:24,866 –> 00:03:28,934
Consider me your safety school.
Close by, good parties…

30
00:03:28,936 –> 00:03:32,638
Oh, really. Do you also offer
a creative-writing program?

31
00:03:32,640 –> 00:03:36,109
Oh, I’m super creative.
Look, I got you a care package.

32
00:03:36,111 –> 00:03:40,279
– Pringles. And a little bit of Red Bull.
– Heh.

33
00:03:40,281 –> 00:03:42,151
– Thank you.
– You’re welcome.

34
00:03:43,919 –> 00:03:45,152
(DOOR OPENS)

35
00:03:45,154 –> 00:03:46,722
You are so busted.

36
00:03:47,790 –> 00:03:49,923
– So, so busted.
– I’ve got it.

37
00:03:49,925 –> 00:03:51,992
Mom,
this is not what it looks like.

38
00:03:51,994 –> 00:03:54,861
KATHY: No, I know what it is.
I heard the entire thing.

39
00:03:54,863 –> 00:03:56,797
Do people
not whisper anymore?

40
00:03:56,799 –> 00:03:59,633
“Hey, I brought Pringles
and Red Bull.”

41
00:03:59,635 –> 00:04:02,335
“You better be quiet
’cause my mom will hear us.”

42
00:04:02,337 –> 00:04:03,570
(KATHY STAMPS FEET)

43
00:04:03,572 –> 00:04:05,305
Tyler, go home.

44
00:04:05,307 –> 00:04:07,942
Okay.
Uh, just to clarify,

45
00:04:07,944 –> 00:04:10,343
do you mean back out the window
or out the front?

46
00:04:10,345 –> 00:04:11,813
Okay, I’ll use the window.

47
00:04:11,815 –> 00:04:13,681
Sorry, Sarah,
I’ll see you tomorrow.

48
00:04:13,683 –> 00:04:15,417
Ooh! I’m good.

49
00:04:16,485 –> 00:04:18,786
Ah! Still good!

50
00:04:18,788 –> 00:04:21,122
– Go to bed.
– Mom, I can explain.

51
00:04:21,124 –> 00:04:23,491
We’ll discuss this
in the morning.

52
00:04:23,493 –> 00:04:26,094
– Sam is gonna love this.
– You go to bed too.

53
00:04:26,096 –> 00:04:27,929
– What’d I do?
– I don’t need a wingman.

54
00:04:27,931 –> 00:04:30,498
– Okay. Going to bed.
– Hmph.

55
00:04:30,500 –> 00:04:32,400
(DOOR CLOSES)

56
00:04:32,402 –> 00:04:34,304
(♪♪♪)

57
00:04:38,408 –> 00:04:39,844
Ow.

58
00:04:42,046 –> 00:04:44,012
You need to stop
electrocuting yourself

59
00:04:44,014 –> 00:04:46,515
– and eat your breakfast.
– Mom, this is due tomorrow,

60
00:04:46,517 –> 00:04:48,417
and it’s worth 50 percent
of my grade.

61
00:04:48,419 –> 00:04:51,053
How about you eat 50 percent
of your eggs?

62
00:04:51,055 –> 00:04:52,688
(POWER WHINES)

63
00:04:52,690 –> 00:04:54,056
Sonny, seriously?

64
00:04:54,058 –> 00:04:55,958
Sorry. I’m getting close.

65
00:04:55,960 –> 00:04:57,259
(DOORBELL RINGING)

66
00:04:57,261 –> 00:04:59,595
Coming.

67
00:04:59,597 –> 00:05:02,031
Coming!

68
00:05:02,033 –> 00:05:03,532
Morning, Ms. Quinn.

69
00:05:03,534 –> 00:05:05,367
– Good morning, Sam.
– How you doing?

70
00:05:05,369 –> 00:05:07,804
MAN: Kathy! Thank
you for taking Sam.

71
00:05:07,806 –> 00:05:10,073
We’ll be back in three days.
We owe you.

72
00:05:10,075 –> 00:05:11,340
You definitely do.

73
00:05:11,342 –> 00:05:13,375
(HORN HONKS)
(CHUCKLING)

74
00:05:13,377 –> 00:05:15,178
Sonny!
Grab your backpack.

75
00:05:15,180 –> 00:05:17,247
Sarah, let’s go!
I’ve got an errand to run

76
00:05:17,249 –> 00:05:19,117
– on the way to school.
SARAH: Coming!

77
00:05:20,685 –> 00:05:22,719
My condolences on your bust
last night.

78
00:05:22,721 –> 00:05:24,921
Good thing I’m here,
in case any other dudes

79
00:05:24,923 –> 00:05:26,556
try to climb
through your window.

80
00:05:26,558 –> 00:05:28,324
Sonny. I’m gonna kill you.

81
00:05:28,326 –> 00:05:30,961
Kill him in the car.
Okay Go, go, go.

82
00:05:30,963 –> 00:05:34,265
Halloween with pumpkins
And mice

83
00:05:34,267 –> 00:05:37,600
Halloween, it’s so nice

84
00:05:37,602 –> 00:05:39,103
Halloween

85
00:05:39,105 –> 00:05:41,872
– Faster, faster.
With pumpkins and mice

86
00:05:41,874 –> 00:05:45,743
Hey, Kathy.
Hey, kids. Heh, heh.

87
00:05:45,745 –> 00:05:47,310
Mr. Chu.

88
00:05:47,312 –> 00:05:49,947
Wow, you practically got
a theme park here.

89
00:05:49,949 –> 00:05:51,649
Check this out.

90
00:05:51,651 –> 00:05:54,051
(WHIRRING)

91
00:05:54,053 –> 00:05:56,854
Oh, my… Oh! Whoa!

92
00:05:56,856 –> 00:06:00,357
(CHUCKLING)
It’s like being in the movies!

93
00:06:00,359 –> 00:06:03,094
I’m gonna have these puppies
up and running in no time.

94
00:06:03,096 –> 00:06:04,595
You know, for the kids.

95
00:06:04,597 –> 00:06:07,766
– Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
– All right. Bye.

96
00:06:07,768 –> 00:06:09,668
He doesn’t actually have kids,
does he?

97
00:06:09,670 –> 00:06:10,969
No, he does not.

98
00:06:10,971 –> 00:06:13,471
Ooh!

99
00:06:13,473 –> 00:06:15,407
(♪♪♪)

100
00:06:15,409 –> 00:06:18,011
All right, everybody,
let’s make this quick.

101
00:06:19,680 –> 00:06:22,480
You can each pick out a pumpkin
to carve if you want to,

102
00:06:22,482 –> 00:06:24,683
but meet me at
the register in five minutes,

103
00:06:24,685 –> 00:06:25,853
– all right?
– Okay.

104
00:06:26,687 –> 00:06:28,787
Alrighty.

105
00:06:28,789 –> 00:06:30,455
Right here Really?

106
00:06:30,457 –> 00:06:34,996
Yes, here. Everywhere.
It’s called marketing.

107
00:06:38,132 –> 00:06:39,632
Anything you wanna
say to me?

108
00:06:39,634 –> 00:06:43,536
Mom… Mom, I was
working all night. I swear.

109
00:06:43,538 –> 00:06:46,372
I swear,
Tyler just snuck over and…

110
00:06:46,374 –> 00:06:48,441
I’ve just been so stuck
on this essay…

111
00:06:48,443 –> 00:06:50,943
You’re a great writer.
You always have been.

112
00:06:50,945 –> 00:06:53,546
When you have to sum up
your whole life in one essay,

113
00:06:53,548 –> 00:06:55,715
it all just sounds so…

114
00:06:55,717 –> 00:06:57,284
unimpressive.

115
00:06:57,286 –> 00:07:01,722
Honey. I think you’re very
impressive and very capable.

116
00:07:01,724 –> 00:07:02,990
You do?

117
00:07:02,992 –> 00:07:04,324
Thank you.

118
00:07:04,326 –> 00:07:05,692
I do.

119
00:07:05,694 –> 00:07:07,928
Which is why I need you
to watch Sonny and Sam

120
00:07:07,930 –> 00:07:09,696
this week
while I’m working doubles.

121
00:07:09,698 –> 00:07:12,065
Mom! No!
My essay is due Friday.

122
00:07:12,067 –> 00:07:14,701
Sonny’s bigger than me.
He doesn’t need a babysitter.

123
00:07:14,703 –> 00:07:19,173
Ha, ha. Have you seen what he
blows up when he’s supervised?

124
00:07:19,175 –> 00:07:21,842
Hon, I know you’re focused
on getting out of here.

125
00:07:21,844 –> 00:07:23,877
But if I don’t cover
these shifts at work,

126
00:07:23,879 –> 00:07:25,146
I could lose my job.

127
00:07:25,148 –> 00:07:27,683
I need to know
I can count on you.

128
00:07:31,121 –> 00:07:34,088
Okay. Fine.

129
00:07:34,090 –> 00:07:36,557
– Really?
– Yes, really.

130
00:07:36,559 –> 00:07:40,795
Well, you have earned yourself
some corn cushions, little lady.

131
00:07:40,797 –> 00:07:42,096
Really Mom.

132
00:07:42,098 –> 00:07:43,932
(BEEPS)

133
00:07:43,934 –> 00:07:47,202
You’re looking real nice today.

134
00:07:47,204 –> 00:07:51,106
Thank you. Heh, heh.
Blue is very in this year.

135
00:07:51,108 –> 00:07:54,176
– I see you got the memo.
– I guess we’re in the know.

136
00:07:54,178 –> 00:07:55,411
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

137
00:07:55,413 –> 00:07:57,279
Okay. Hey, you know,
the adult diapers

138
00:07:57,281 –> 00:07:59,181
are 2-for-1
if you wanna grab another.

139
00:07:59,183 –> 00:08:01,083
– I just need one today.
– Okay. All right.

140
00:08:01,085 –> 00:08:03,419
I don’t need them.
They’re for the nursing home

141
00:08:03,421 –> 00:08:04,820
– where I work.
– Of course.

142
00:08:04,822 –> 00:08:07,089
– I… I don’t… Heh, heh.
– Hey, no judgment.

143
00:08:07,091 –> 00:08:09,758
– Um, okay. Heh, heh.
– I use a toilet. Heh, heh.

144
00:08:09,760 –> 00:08:13,929
All right. Well, hopefully,
I’ll, uh, see you around soon.

145
00:08:13,931 –> 00:08:16,732
Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for checking me out.

146
00:08:16,734 –> 00:08:19,235
Ringing up my purchases.
You know.

147
00:08:19,237 –> 00:08:20,869
Yes. Yeah. Well, both.

148
00:08:20,871 –> 00:08:23,472
– Yeah. Heh.
– I’ll just get my diapers and go.

149
00:08:23,474 –> 00:08:24,740
Yeah.

150
00:08:24,742 –> 00:08:25,976
Happy Halloween!

151
00:08:25,978 –> 00:08:28,044
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

152
00:08:28,046 –> 00:08:29,948
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

153
00:08:31,950 –> 00:08:33,283
BOY: Yeah, I can help you.

154
00:08:33,285 –> 00:08:34,584
GIRL: Hey, wait up!

155
00:08:34,586 –> 00:08:36,555
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)

156
00:08:38,323 –> 00:08:40,657
Oh, dude,
science fair sign-ups.

157
00:08:40,659 –> 00:08:42,692
If I can just get
my Tesla Tower to work,

158
00:08:42,694 –> 00:08:44,127
easily win. It’d be so cool.

159
00:08:44,129 –> 00:08:45,996
What do you mean?
You’re already cool.

160
00:08:45,998 –> 00:08:49,300
We are treasure hunters.
People respect us around here.

161
00:08:49,302 –> 00:08:51,035
(LAUGHING)

162
00:08:51,037 –> 00:08:52,970
– Ew.
TOMMY: Hey, Junk Bros.

163
00:08:52,972 –> 00:08:56,007
SAM: Spit wads What are you, 9?

164
00:08:56,009 –> 00:08:57,675
What’d you say?

165
00:08:57,677 –> 00:08:59,810
(WHISPERING)
Sam, what are you doing?

166
00:08:59,812 –> 00:09:01,748
I got this.

167
00:09:06,652 –> 00:09:08,353
You know,

168
00:09:08,355 –> 00:09:11,423
we were gonna TP Principal
Harrison’s house tomorrow night.

169
00:09:11,425 –> 00:09:13,258
But now,
I think I’m just gonna spend

170
00:09:13,260 –> 00:09:15,260
the whole night
chasing you guys around.

171
00:09:15,262 –> 00:09:18,196
Hey. Boys,
move it or you’re tardy.

172
00:09:18,198 –> 00:09:19,797
Of course, Ms. Hoover.

173
00:09:19,799 –> 00:09:22,434
I was just extolling
to my good friends Sam and Sonny

174
00:09:22,436 –> 00:09:24,970
my deep love for homework
and all things learning.

175
00:09:24,972 –> 00:09:26,206
Get to class.

176
00:09:30,778 –> 00:09:32,012
Yeah.

177
00:09:32,946 –> 00:09:34,980
What a jerk.

178
00:09:34,982 –> 00:09:36,581
I’d like to check
this book out, please.

179
00:09:36,583 –> 00:09:38,384
And you are…?

180
00:09:38,386 –> 00:09:40,386
Tyler Mitchell.

181
00:09:40,388 –> 00:09:43,922
Okay, Tyler Mitchell.

182
00:09:43,924 –> 00:09:46,325
Oh. Yeah, you have four books

183
00:09:46,327 –> 00:09:48,760
you haven’t returned
since sophomore year.

184
00:09:48,762 –> 00:09:50,729
And your account is frozen.

185
00:09:50,731 –> 00:09:51,998
Damn.

186
00:09:52,000 –> 00:09:53,933
It’s gonna cost 40 bucks
to unfreeze it.

187
00:09:53,935 –> 00:09:55,902
I just spent it
on tickets for us

188
00:09:55,904 –> 00:09:57,937
to see DJ Bisky
at the Den tonight.

189
00:09:57,939 –> 00:10:00,239
You have to come.
You can’t say no.

190
00:10:00,241 –> 00:10:02,509
My way of saying sorry
for getting you busted.

191
00:10:02,511 –> 00:10:04,744
I-I can’t.
My mom is making me

192
00:10:04,746 –> 00:10:07,514
watch my stupid brother
all week and his friend…

193
00:10:07,516 –> 00:10:10,150
Come on. Don’t wait for college
to start having fun.

194
00:10:10,152 –> 00:10:11,552
Show starts at 8.

195
00:10:11,554 –> 00:10:14,654
Get your brother
a babysitter.

196
00:10:14,656 –> 00:10:16,258
(♪♪♪)

197
00:10:21,097 –> 00:10:24,266
Okay. Sam, what do you think?

198
00:10:25,267 –> 00:10:27,434
Nice. Looks just like you.

199
00:10:27,436 –> 00:10:28,804
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

200
00:10:31,107 –> 00:10:32,576
Hello.

201
00:10:34,276 –> 00:10:36,743
Yeah. Yeah, you’re speaking
to a Junk Brother.

202
00:10:36,745 –> 00:10:39,613
Yes, ma’am. This afternoon?

203
00:10:39,615 –> 00:10:41,748
Let me check with my associate.

204
00:10:41,750 –> 00:10:43,750
– Hang up on her.
– This is our opportunity.

205
00:10:43,752 –> 00:10:45,819
– We’re too busy. Stop it.
– We’re doing this.

206
00:10:45,821 –> 00:10:48,490
I have my Tesla Tower project,
I have algebra. No way.

207
00:10:48,492 –> 00:10:50,492
– Fine, fine, fine! Whatever.
– Sam.

208
00:10:50,494 –> 00:10:52,095
All right. Fine.

209
00:10:53,497 –> 00:10:56,231
You are in luck.
Yeah, we can squeeze you in.

210
00:10:56,233 –> 00:10:59,267
24 Ashley Lane?

211
00:10:59,269 –> 00:11:00,835
No, no problem. No problem.

212
00:11:00,837 –> 00:11:04,174
Yeah. Fear not, ma’am.
Junk is our middle name.

213
00:11:05,343 –> 00:11:06,808
(PHONE BEEPS)

214
00:11:06,810 –> 00:11:09,211
“Junk is our…”?
Do you even hear yourself?

215
00:11:09,213 –> 00:11:12,982
Get your shoes on.
It’s time to get rich!

216
00:11:12,984 –> 00:11:15,151
I already have my shoes on.

217
00:11:15,153 –> 00:11:17,088
(♪♪♪)

218
00:11:37,342 –> 00:11:40,544
I guess this is it.
24 Ashley Lane.

219
00:11:40,546 –> 00:11:43,046
Twenty-four is the number
of people murdered here.

220
00:11:43,048 –> 00:11:44,813
All right, Sonny.

221
00:11:44,815 –> 00:11:46,449
Let’s do this.

222
00:11:46,451 –> 00:11:48,353
(CROW CAWING)

223
00:11:57,729 –> 00:12:00,600
Hey. I don’t like the way
those things are looking at us.

224
00:12:03,636 –> 00:12:06,939
We’re treasure hunters, Sonny,
remember. Come on.

225
00:12:20,153 –> 00:12:21,754
(DOOR CREAKS)

226
00:12:27,060 –> 00:12:28,395
Hello?

227
00:12:38,339 –> 00:12:39,506
SONNY: Some treasure.

228
00:12:41,442 –> 00:12:43,310
This place
is definitely haunted.

229
00:12:46,947 –> 00:12:50,182
Dude, there’s more stuff
over here. Come on.

230
00:12:50,184 –> 00:12:53,118
This room’s
even worse.

231
00:12:53,120 –> 00:12:55,287
Come on, Sonny,
it’s not that bad.

232
00:12:55,289 –> 00:12:57,425
There is nothing
to be afraid of.

233
00:12:58,360 –> 00:13:00,360
(BOTH YELL)

234
00:13:00,362 –> 00:13:01,730
(CLEARS THROAT)

235
00:13:06,401 –> 00:13:08,468
SAM: Who stuffs a cat?

236
00:13:08,470 –> 00:13:11,006
How much are they paying us
for this?

237
00:13:12,741 –> 00:13:14,540
(GRUNTS)

238
00:13:14,542 –> 00:13:16,609
Can’t believe you said
we’d work for free.

239
00:13:16,611 –> 00:13:18,278
Not for free.
The lady said

240
00:13:18,280 –> 00:13:20,413
we could keep any junk
we don’t throw away.

241
00:13:20,415 –> 00:13:22,549
Some of that stuff
can have monetary value.

242
00:13:22,551 –> 00:13:24,685
You know what else
has monetary value, Sam?

243
00:13:24,687 –> 00:13:27,222
– Actual money.
– Just start cleaning. Come on.

244
00:13:30,959 –> 00:13:33,594
Found some more stuff
in the attic.

245
00:13:33,596 –> 00:13:36,766
SAM: Okay, what do we got?
– Maybe this is worth something.

246
00:13:40,436 –> 00:13:41,735
It’s stuck.

247
00:13:41,737 –> 00:13:43,272
(GRUNTING)

248
00:13:48,578 –> 00:13:50,480
(♪♪♪)

249
00:13:56,018 –> 00:13:58,320
Dude, I think
we just found a treasure chest!

250
00:13:58,322 –> 00:14:00,455
– Go get it.
– Jackpot!

251
00:14:00,457 –> 00:14:03,191
This is amazing.
It’s like a whole room in here.

252
00:14:03,193 –> 00:14:05,462
I told you.
We come here, we find treasure.

253
00:14:07,964 –> 00:14:10,365
Help me with this.
I bet this thing

254
00:14:10,367 –> 00:14:12,702
is filled with gold
and diamonds and Bitcoins.

255
00:14:12,704 –> 00:14:15,103
Uh, you know Bitcoins
are cryptocurrency, right?

256
00:14:15,105 –> 00:14:17,305
It’s not real coins,
it’s virtual coins.

257
00:14:17,307 –> 00:14:20,175
It’s really cool. It starts
with a process called mining…

258
00:14:20,177 –> 00:14:22,143
Stop being a nerd
for a second and help.

259
00:14:22,145 –> 00:14:24,179
– Yeah, sorry.
– Thank you. Here.

260
00:14:24,181 –> 00:14:27,785
All right. You ready?
Three, two, and…

261
00:14:31,356 –> 00:14:32,523
What?

262
00:14:36,594 –> 00:14:38,461
It’s locked.

263
00:14:38,463 –> 00:14:40,262
Who would lock a book?

264
00:14:40,264 –> 00:14:41,966
Here’s a key.

265
00:14:44,168 –> 00:14:45,635
(BOTH COUGH)

266
00:14:45,637 –> 00:14:47,671
Oh, man.

267
00:14:47,673 –> 00:14:49,374
(GROANS)
(SIGHS)

268
00:14:52,143 –> 00:14:54,176
SAM: Well, what’s in it?

269
00:14:54,178 –> 00:14:56,248
Nothing.
It’s just a beat-up old book.

270
00:14:57,915 –> 00:14:59,685
Doesn’t have a title page.

271
00:15:01,919 –> 00:15:04,321
– So much for treasure.
– Well, look.

272
00:15:04,323 –> 00:15:06,757
We still have all this stuff.
This is a good haul.

273
00:15:06,759 –> 00:15:08,258
Just grab the book anyway.

274
00:15:08,260 –> 00:15:10,427
– It’s gotta be worth something.
– Yeah.

275
00:15:10,429 –> 00:15:12,028
(GASPS)

276
00:15:12,030 –> 00:15:13,932
(♪♪♪)

277
00:15:15,100 –> 00:15:17,704
Sam. Sam, turn around.

278
00:15:19,071 –> 00:15:21,305
(GASPS)

279
00:15:21,307 –> 00:15:23,243
SAM: Where did that come from?

280
00:15:38,658 –> 00:15:42,061
“My name is Slappy.
What’s yours?”

281
00:15:45,365 –> 00:15:48,232
Wait, I think it says something
on the back.

282
00:15:48,234 –> 00:15:52,939
SONNY: “Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

283
00:15:56,477 –> 00:15:58,076
He’s so creepy.

284
00:15:58,078 –> 00:16:00,379
It’s kind of like he’s alive.

285
00:16:00,381 –> 00:16:02,080
I don’t think
anything’s been alive

286
00:16:02,082 –> 00:16:03,482
in this house
since that cat.

287
00:16:03,484 –> 00:16:05,617
I mean, look at this place.

288
00:16:05,619 –> 00:16:07,654
– But I’m alive now!
– Aah!

289
00:16:07,656 –> 00:16:10,055
Oh, Sonny, just give me a kiss.
Just one smooch.

290
00:16:10,057 –> 00:16:12,257
– That’s not funny.
– Yes, it is. It’s hilarious.

291
00:16:12,259 –> 00:16:14,326
It’s a business.
We’re running a business.

292
00:16:14,328 –> 00:16:15,662
Take this more seriously.

293
00:16:15,664 –> 00:16:17,397
It’s too easy, Sonny.
Come on, man.

294
00:16:17,399 –> 00:16:18,964
Hey, I’m taking him.

295
00:16:18,966 –> 00:16:20,966
SONNY: Don’t know why
you took that thing.

296
00:16:20,968 –> 00:16:23,101
– What do you mean He’s awesome.
– Whatever.

297
00:16:23,103 –> 00:16:26,773
TOMMY: Hey, it’s the Junk Sisters!

298
00:16:26,775 –> 00:16:28,475
Oh, great.

299
00:16:28,477 –> 00:16:30,977
Well, at least we know
our marketing’s working.

300
00:16:30,979 –> 00:16:33,781
No teacher around
to save you now.

301
00:16:33,783 –> 00:16:36,049
Hey, are you wearing
my old sweater

302
00:16:36,051 –> 00:16:37,283
from my grandma’s yard sale?

303
00:16:37,285 –> 00:16:38,551
(ALL LAUGH)

304
00:16:38,553 –> 00:16:39,689
Leave us alone.

305
00:16:41,056 –> 00:16:42,456
Okay.

306
00:16:42,458 –> 00:16:44,592
Give me back my sweater
and I’ll let you go.

307
00:16:44,594 –> 00:16:45,826
Really?

308
00:16:45,828 –> 00:16:47,430
Unless you want
your face punched.

309
00:16:50,266 –> 00:16:52,335
(SIGHING)
Whatever.

310
00:16:54,871 –> 00:16:56,138
And your box.

311
00:16:59,709 –> 00:17:03,277
Fine. Just take it.

312
00:17:03,279 –> 00:17:04,612
Yo, what we got?

313
00:17:04,614 –> 00:17:06,815
– What’s this?
– Let’s see. Old radio.

314
00:17:06,817 –> 00:17:09,183
BOY 1: Is that a ruler?
BOY 2: That’s a dog toy.

315
00:17:09,185 –> 00:17:11,553
A stupid book.

316
00:17:11,555 –> 00:17:13,320
Wow.

317
00:17:13,322 –> 00:17:15,857
Great business
you guys are running.

318
00:17:15,859 –> 00:17:17,792
Heh. Your turn.

319
00:17:17,794 –> 00:17:20,328
No. No,
I’m not giving you my box.

320
00:17:20,330 –> 00:17:23,465
Sam, just give it to him.
I like my face unpunched.

321
00:17:23,467 –> 00:17:25,536
No way.
We worked for this stuff.

322
00:17:26,603 –> 00:17:28,370
– Hey, Tommy!
TOMMY: Oh!

323
00:17:28,372 –> 00:17:30,105
– Look at that.
– Tommy, give him back!

324
00:17:30,107 –> 00:17:32,607
Want your doll You dress him up
when you get home?

325
00:17:32,609 –> 00:17:34,442
SAM: Tommy, this isn’t funny.

326
00:17:34,444 –> 00:17:35,579
SONNY: Sam…

327
00:17:37,114 –> 00:17:38,548
What the…?

328
00:17:38,550 –> 00:17:39,918
(SAM & SONNY LAUGH)

329
00:17:45,557 –> 00:17:46,724
What is going on?

330
00:17:48,226 –> 00:17:49,659
BOY 1: Tommy, pull up your pants!

331
00:17:49,661 –> 00:17:51,127
They’re stuck.

332
00:17:51,129 –> 00:17:53,362
Thank you very much.
Sonny, we need to go!

333
00:17:53,364 –> 00:17:57,166
Go! Go! Go! No, don’t touch
my underwear! God! Stop!

334
00:17:57,168 –> 00:18:00,102
No! Go get them!
No! Go get them!

335
00:18:00,104 –> 00:18:02,572
– Go!
– Okay, okay, okay!

336
00:18:02,574 –> 00:18:04,475
(♪♪♪)

337
00:18:10,015 –> 00:18:11,748
Better pedal faster!

338
00:18:11,750 –> 00:18:13,050
Oh, no.

339
00:18:13,052 –> 00:18:14,885
Come on,
don’t make it easy for us!

340
00:18:14,887 –> 00:18:16,118
We need to go!

341
00:18:16,120 –> 00:18:17,888
We’re gonna get you, man!

342
00:18:17,890 –> 00:18:19,291
They’re gaining on us!

343
00:18:21,360 –> 00:18:22,494
Faster!

344
00:18:26,599 –> 00:18:28,100
(ALL GRUNT)

345
00:18:31,537 –> 00:18:34,204
(ALL GROANING)

346
00:18:34,206 –> 00:18:37,075
– What just happened?
– I have no idea.

347
00:18:37,077 –> 00:18:40,044
Get back here, you two!

348
00:18:40,046 –> 00:18:42,914
Ah.
Why does this keep happening?

349
00:18:42,916 –> 00:18:45,416
Sarah!
You won’t believe what happened.

350
00:18:45,418 –> 00:18:47,185
You are never
going to believe this.

351
00:18:47,187 –> 00:18:49,420
We were in this crazy,
abandoned, creepy house

352
00:18:49,422 –> 00:18:51,789
and found this fireplace,
which had a cat on it I twisted.

353
00:18:51,791 –> 00:18:54,059
It went to a secret
compartment that opened.

354
00:18:54,061 –> 00:18:55,727
Then there was a treasure chest.

355
00:18:55,729 –> 00:18:58,897
Okay, but long story short,
we found…

356
00:18:58,899 –> 00:19:00,600
this guy!

357
00:19:02,168 –> 00:19:03,434
Th-this guy.

358
00:19:03,436 –> 00:19:05,738
This… guy.

359
00:19:05,740 –> 00:19:09,341
Wow. It’s like you’re actively
trying not to be cool.

360
00:19:09,343 –> 00:19:12,611
Here. Mom specifically said
you should fold the laundry.

361
00:19:12,613 –> 00:19:16,118
I’ll be in my room if you
need me, but do not need me.

362
00:19:20,655 –> 00:19:22,488
Hey, Sarah?

363
00:19:22,490 –> 00:19:25,591
This specifically says you are
supposed to fold the laundry.

364
00:19:25,593 –> 00:19:26,826
(DOOR CLOSES)

365
00:19:26,828 –> 00:19:28,094
Sarah.

366
00:19:28,096 –> 00:19:30,096
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

367
00:19:30,098 –> 00:19:31,765
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

368
00:19:31,767 –> 00:19:33,600
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

369
00:19:33,602 –> 00:19:40,340
I spend all the time
Waiting at night for you

370
00:19:40,342 –> 00:19:43,643
What am I doing?

371
00:19:43,645 –> 00:19:46,279
SONNY: We already banned jumping.

372
00:19:46,281 –> 00:19:49,616
SAM: I banned sucking, yet here you are.
Now, come on.

373
00:19:49,618 –> 00:19:52,752
Hey! Yes!

374
00:19:52,754 –> 00:19:54,187
Yes!

375
00:19:54,189 –> 00:19:55,655
It’s 4 to 1.
Why are you celebrating?

376
00:19:55,657 –> 00:19:57,792
Scoring is a reason
for celebration.

377
00:19:57,794 –> 00:19:59,894
SARAH: Bye, I’m leaving!

378
00:19:59,896 –> 00:20:02,496
– Where you going?
– Out. I’ll be back by 10.

379
00:20:02,498 –> 00:20:04,498
If Mom calls,
tell her I’m in the shower.

380
00:20:04,500 –> 00:20:07,068
You were gonna help me
with my science presentation.

381
00:20:07,070 –> 00:20:08,335
There’s two dummies
on the couch.

382
00:20:08,337 –> 00:20:09,570
Practice on one of them.

383
00:20:09,572 –> 00:20:11,338
Ouch.

384
00:20:11,340 –> 00:20:13,240
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

385
00:20:13,242 –> 00:20:15,179
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

386
00:20:17,014 –> 00:20:18,916
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

387
00:20:44,142 –> 00:20:45,275
Tyler!

388
00:20:59,524 –> 00:21:01,793
(DANCE MUSIC FADES INTO BACKGROUND)

389
00:21:08,099 –> 00:21:11,002
(♪♪♪)

390
00:21:25,151 –> 00:21:26,317
(SIGHS)

391
00:21:36,462 –> 00:21:37,797
(ENGINE STARTS)

392
00:21:43,270 –> 00:21:45,604
SAM: All right, there we go.

393
00:21:48,809 –> 00:21:51,144
Okay. And…

394
00:21:53,312 –> 00:21:58,149
Sergeant, your orders
are to guard this porch.

395
00:21:58,151 –> 00:22:00,351
It was more than
a hundred years ago

396
00:22:00,353 –> 00:22:02,620
when Nikola Tesla
first lit up the sky

397
00:22:02,622 –> 00:22:04,256
over Wardenclyffe, New York.

398
00:22:04,258 –> 00:22:05,990
Tesla wanted to create a world

399
00:22:05,992 –> 00:22:07,826
where anything
could be transmitted

400
00:22:07,828 –> 00:22:09,327
through giant electric towers:

401
00:22:09,329 –> 00:22:13,531
Power, sound,
maybe even brain waves.

402
00:22:13,533 –> 00:22:16,501
It was like
the original Wi-Fi.

403
00:22:16,503 –> 00:22:20,840
But suddenly and mysteriously,
he shut down his lab in 1908.

404
00:22:20,842 –> 00:22:23,609
His tower
never lit up the sky again.

405
00:22:23,611 –> 00:22:24,844
Until…

406
00:22:24,846 –> 00:22:26,111
today!

407
00:22:26,113 –> 00:22:27,682
May I have a volunteer?

408
00:22:28,783 –> 00:22:30,783
You, sir, in the gray suit.

409
00:22:30,785 –> 00:22:34,355
Hold this
and prepare to be amazed.

410
00:22:35,990 –> 00:22:37,489
I present to you all:

411
00:22:37,491 –> 00:22:38,659
Tesla!

412
00:22:41,964 –> 00:22:43,298
(POWER WHINES)

413
00:22:45,033 –> 00:22:46,500
(SIGHS)

414
00:22:49,537 –> 00:22:51,605
Don’t give me that look.

415
00:22:51,607 –> 00:22:53,807
I’m trying
to bring back your tower.

416
00:22:53,809 –> 00:22:55,141
(♪♪♪)

417
00:22:55,143 –> 00:22:57,177
SLAPPY: Bravo.

418
00:22:57,179 –> 00:23:00,981
I, for one, think it’s
an electrifying presentation.

419
00:23:00,983 –> 00:23:02,718
(CACKLES)

420
00:23:05,053 –> 00:23:08,124
Sam. I’m not
gonna fall for that again.

421
00:23:09,825 –> 00:23:12,059
Ha-ha-ha. Very funny.

422
00:23:12,061 –> 00:23:13,727
It’s like a microphone?

423
00:23:13,729 –> 00:23:16,429
You’re talking through
your cell phone or something?

424
00:23:16,431 –> 00:23:19,200
Sam.
Sam, it’s a stupid prank.

425
00:23:19,202 –> 00:23:21,738
You ever heard
of personal space Mm!

426
00:23:27,510 –> 00:23:28,878
(GRUNTS)

427
00:23:32,081 –> 00:23:33,881
How are you talking
to me right now?

428
00:23:33,883 –> 00:23:38,086
You brought me to life.
Don’t you remember, Sonny?

429
00:23:38,088 –> 00:23:39,854
– Sam?
SAM: What?

430
00:23:39,856 –> 00:23:41,722
What’s the problem?

431
00:23:41,724 –> 00:23:43,424
Just come up here. Please.

432
00:23:43,426 –> 00:23:45,593
Dude, I told you,
I don’t care about Tesla.

433
00:23:45,595 –> 00:23:47,729
– Right now, Sam.
SAM: Fine!

434
00:23:47,731 –> 00:23:50,065
I’ve always wanted a brother.

435
00:23:50,067 –> 00:23:52,434
Please don’t try
to educate me on Tesla.

436
00:23:52,436 –> 00:23:57,541
Hello, Sam. Thank you for saving
me from that moron today.

437
00:23:58,609 –> 00:24:00,343
Oh, he’s battery-operated.

438
00:24:00,345 –> 00:24:02,544
(WHISPERING) No, no, no.
Sam, Sam, he’s alive.

439
00:24:02,546 –> 00:24:04,613
SLAPPY: Sorry for what
happened with Tommy.

440
00:24:04,615 –> 00:24:07,749
I guess you could say
he got hosed.

441
00:24:07,751 –> 00:24:10,219
(CACKLES)

442
00:24:10,221 –> 00:24:11,988
– That was you?
SLAPPY: Yep.

443
00:24:11,990 –> 00:24:16,592
And now that we’re family,
we can be brothers!

444
00:24:16,594 –> 00:24:18,930
I think I’d make
a great Junk Brother.

445
00:24:20,498 –> 00:24:23,499
Right. Just a sec. Sidebar.

446
00:24:23,501 –> 00:24:24,801
Are we losing our minds?

447
00:24:24,803 –> 00:24:26,736
I don’t think
we can at the same time.

448
00:24:26,738 –> 00:24:28,071
Okay, but just to clarify,

449
00:24:28,073 –> 00:24:29,806
we’re talking
to a puppet right now.

450
00:24:29,808 –> 00:24:31,042
Yeah.

451
00:24:32,744 –> 00:24:34,347
Maybe he’s alive.

452
00:24:36,581 –> 00:24:40,317
Of course I’m alive!
Heh-heh-heh.

453
00:24:40,319 –> 00:24:44,154
And I can make
all your problems go away.

454
00:24:44,156 –> 00:24:47,360
Didn’t your sister tell you
to fold the laundry?

455
00:24:50,496 –> 00:24:53,831
There. Now you have time
to do your homework.

456
00:24:53,833 –> 00:24:57,134
Oh, what’s that You don’t want
to do your homework?

457
00:24:57,136 –> 00:24:59,638
That’s okay.
I just did it for you.

458
00:25:01,640 –> 00:25:03,542
(♪♪♪)

459
00:25:06,779 –> 00:25:08,612
You know algebra?

460
00:25:08,614 –> 00:25:10,514
A squared
plus B squared equals

461
00:25:10,516 –> 00:25:12,549
of course! Heh, heh.

462
00:25:12,551 –> 00:25:15,887
This is amazing.
It’s all correct.

463
00:25:15,889 –> 00:25:17,856
So you can change
all of our grades.

464
00:25:17,858 –> 00:25:21,327
I can only change
the things right in front of me.

465
00:25:21,329 –> 00:25:24,931
But whatever I see,
I can bring to life.

466
00:25:26,367 –> 00:25:29,368
Karru marri odonna loma

467
00:25:29,370 –> 00:25:33,239
molonu karrano.

468
00:25:33,241 –> 00:25:35,673
ANNOUNCER: Round one. Fight!

469
00:25:35,675 –> 00:25:39,011
(BOTH SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

470
00:25:39,013 –> 00:25:40,481
(BOTH GRUNTING)

471
00:25:42,283 –> 00:25:43,949
SONNY: That is awesome.

472
00:25:43,951 –> 00:25:47,787
I will never question
picking up junk again.

473
00:25:47,789 –> 00:25:49,955
Wait until Mom
and Sarah find out.

474
00:25:49,957 –> 00:25:51,223
(GROANS)

475
00:25:51,225 –> 00:25:53,025
SLAPPY: Slow your roll there, kid.

476
00:25:53,027 –> 00:25:56,562
Let’s just keep this
our little secret for now.

477
00:25:56,564 –> 00:26:00,666
Give me a chance
to win them over first.

478
00:26:00,668 –> 00:26:02,536
(CACKLES)

479
00:26:02,538 –> 00:26:04,905
(CAR NOISES PLAYING OVER TV)

480
00:26:04,907 –> 00:26:08,008
SLAPPY: Ah, you’re terrible at this.
Heh-heh-heh.

481
00:26:08,010 –> 00:26:10,043
I’m literally crushing you
right now.

482
00:26:10,045 –> 00:26:12,345
Can’t believe you’re losing
to a puppet.

483
00:26:12,347 –> 00:26:15,550
Right. And I’m not
even using my magical powers.

484
00:26:15,552 –> 00:26:16,718
– Heh. Hm?
(DOOR SLAMS)

485
00:26:21,857 –> 00:26:23,623
Back so soon?

486
00:26:23,625 –> 00:26:25,460
– Don’t ask.
SONNY: Are you okay?

487
00:26:25,462 –> 00:26:27,627
– What happened?
– What happened?

488
00:26:27,629 –> 00:26:30,730
Well, turns out the guy I liked
is a total scumbag.

489
00:26:30,732 –> 00:26:33,234
Mom expects me to run
this entire house by myself.

490
00:26:33,236 –> 00:26:35,570
And if I don’t figure out
this essay by Friday,

491
00:26:35,572 –> 00:26:39,075
I’m never getting out of this
town. So no, I’m not okay.

492
00:26:43,213 –> 00:26:45,148
Why are you guys
acting so weird?

493
00:26:46,182 –> 00:26:47,416
– Us?
– Nothing.

494
00:26:47,418 –> 00:26:48,850
SAM: No reason at all. Mm-hm.

495
00:26:48,852 –> 00:26:50,519
I’m working
on my science project.

496
00:26:50,521 –> 00:26:52,687
– We’re just playing video games.
– Just us two.

497
00:26:52,689 –> 00:26:55,022
– Nobody else.
SONNY: Mm-hm.

498
00:26:55,024 –> 00:26:56,924
I’m going to bed.

499
00:26:56,926 –> 00:26:58,262
Good night.

500
00:26:59,463 –> 00:27:01,398
(♪♪♪)

501
00:27:03,934 –> 00:27:05,402
Who just said that?

502
00:27:06,737 –> 00:27:08,203
– Me!
– Sam.

503
00:27:08,205 –> 00:27:09,606
(IN RASPY VOICE)
Good night.

504
00:27:09,608 –> 00:27:11,373
SONNY: It’s a new thing we’re doing.

505
00:27:11,375 –> 00:27:13,375
(IN RASPY VOICE) Good night.
Good night.

506
00:27:13,377 –> 00:27:15,277
– Hit the hay.
SONNY: Good night, Sarah.

507
00:27:15,279 –> 00:27:17,514
Night-night.

508
00:27:17,516 –> 00:27:19,748
(NORMALLY)
That is not cool, Slappy.

509
00:27:19,750 –> 00:27:21,286
(CHUCKLES)

510
00:27:25,190 –> 00:27:27,058
(♪♪♪)

511
00:27:42,874 –> 00:27:44,743
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

512
00:28:20,180 –> 00:28:22,049
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

513
00:28:29,722 –> 00:28:32,390
What the hell?

514
00:28:32,392 –> 00:28:36,061
– Ugh. God, they are such tools.
TYLER: Boo!

515
00:28:36,063 –> 00:28:38,863
(GASPS, THEN CHUCKLES)

516
00:28:38,865 –> 00:28:41,567
Missed you at the show
last night.

517
00:28:41,569 –> 00:28:44,403
Bet you did. You have fun?

518
00:28:44,405 –> 00:28:46,572
It was okay.
A bunch of us just hanging out.

519
00:28:46,574 –> 00:28:48,073
Totally casual.

520
00:28:48,075 –> 00:28:49,577
Right.

521
00:28:51,579 –> 00:28:53,913
– What’s with the dummy?
– Oh, him?

522
00:28:53,915 –> 00:28:56,182
We were just hanging out.

523
00:28:56,184 –> 00:28:58,186
Totally casual.

524
00:29:02,557 –> 00:29:04,459
(♪♪♪)

525
00:29:15,671 –> 00:29:17,571
(LOCK CLICKS)

526
00:29:17,573 –> 00:29:18,741
Fly, little ghost.

527
00:29:23,912 –> 00:29:26,980
Hey, whoever that is, can you
toss me up some more string?

528
00:29:26,982 –> 00:29:28,417
SLAPPY: Sure.

529
00:29:33,289 –> 00:29:34,555
(SCOFFS)

530
00:29:34,557 –> 00:29:37,124
Okay.

531
00:29:37,126 –> 00:29:39,926
That’s hilarious.

532
00:29:39,928 –> 00:29:41,329
Sarah?

533
00:29:41,331 –> 00:29:42,764
(SLAPPY CLEARS THROAT)

534
00:29:42,766 –> 00:29:45,832
Oh! Hey, hey, hey,
not funny, not funny.

535
00:29:45,834 –> 00:29:47,834
Sarah, stop fooling around.

536
00:29:47,836 –> 00:29:51,508
I’d say you’re the one
fooling around.

537
00:29:52,942 –> 00:29:54,375
How are you talking?

538
00:29:54,377 –> 00:29:57,412
I love the theater.

539
00:29:57,414 –> 00:30:00,749
I always bring down the house.

540
00:30:00,751 –> 00:30:02,319
(CACKLES)

541
00:30:04,087 –> 00:30:06,555
Wait, no! What are you doing?
What are you doing?

542
00:30:06,557 –> 00:30:08,156
Tell me, Tyler.

543
00:30:08,158 –> 00:30:10,960
What does it say
on that top step?

544
00:30:12,263 –> 00:30:15,097
Uh… It’s not a step?

545
00:30:15,099 –> 00:30:16,931
Maybe you’ll remember that

546
00:30:16,933 –> 00:30:21,205
the next time you
step out of line with my sister.

547
00:30:23,107 –> 00:30:25,744
(YELLS, THEN GROANS)

548
00:30:32,316 –> 00:30:34,684
It was a puppet, man.
It was a puppet.

549
00:30:34,686 –> 00:30:36,686
It had these
supernatural powers.

550
00:30:36,688 –> 00:30:38,722
He could move things
with his mind.

551
00:30:38,724 –> 00:30:40,190
I swear.

552
00:30:40,192 –> 00:30:42,492
She knows! Ask her.
It was in her locker.

553
00:30:42,494 –> 00:30:45,462
Please tell him real quick.
Sarah, tell him!

554
00:30:45,464 –> 00:30:47,664
It’s just the meds
kicking in, sir.

555
00:30:47,666 –> 00:30:49,699
Last guy said he saw a dragon.

556
00:30:49,701 –> 00:30:51,701
It wasn’t a dragon.
It was a puppet.

557
00:30:51,703 –> 00:30:53,638
(♪♪♪)

558
00:31:01,179 –> 00:31:03,012
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

559
00:31:03,014 –> 00:31:04,684
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

560
00:31:07,152 –> 00:31:09,953
Nikola Tesla
constructed this tower

561
00:31:09,955 –> 00:31:12,123
right here in Wardenclyffe,
New York

562
00:31:12,125 –> 00:31:14,825
to beam bolts of electricity
across the world.

563
00:31:14,827 –> 00:31:16,360
And today…

564
00:31:16,362 –> 00:31:19,630
we are going
to beam bolts of electricity

565
00:31:19,632 –> 00:31:21,565
across this classroom.

566
00:31:21,567 –> 00:31:24,535
Someone beam me
out of this classroom.

567
00:31:24,537 –> 00:31:26,838
(STUDENTS CHUCKLE)

568
00:31:26,840 –> 00:31:29,273
May I have a volunteer?

569
00:31:29,275 –> 00:31:31,676
You, ma’am,
in the pink sweater.

570
00:31:31,678 –> 00:31:34,912
Hold that and prepare
to be amazed.

571
00:31:34,914 –> 00:31:36,715
Behold:

572
00:31:36,717 –> 00:31:39,153
The power of Tesla.

573
00:31:40,521 –> 00:31:42,423
(♪♪♪)

574
00:31:54,034 –> 00:31:55,737
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

575
00:32:00,073 –> 00:32:02,577
Mr. Quinn, unplug that now!

576
00:32:03,678 –> 00:32:04,813
(SHRIEKS)

577
00:32:07,114 –> 00:32:08,750
(STUDENTS CLAMORING)

578
00:32:11,453 –> 00:32:12,754
(POWER WHINES)

579
00:32:16,958 –> 00:32:19,060
BOY: That was awesome!

580
00:32:20,962 –> 00:32:25,566
And that was my presentation
on Nikola Tesla.

581
00:32:25,568 –> 00:32:28,369
Any… Any questions?

582
00:32:30,104 –> 00:32:32,171
Today’s picture day!

583
00:32:32,173 –> 00:32:34,108
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)

584
00:32:37,446 –> 00:32:40,514
This is not good.
I’m so busted.

585
00:32:40,516 –> 00:32:42,483
Oh, great,
the fire department’s here?

586
00:32:42,485 –> 00:32:44,987
They’re definitely gonna
make you repeat a grade.

587
00:32:46,755 –> 00:32:49,590
Please tell me you guys
had nothing to do with this.

588
00:32:49,592 –> 00:32:52,025
Sonny blew up the science wing.
It was so cool.

589
00:32:52,027 –> 00:32:54,027
It was an accident.

590
00:32:54,029 –> 00:32:55,630
What are you doing here?

591
00:32:55,632 –> 00:32:58,098
Tyler Mitchell just got loaded
into an ambulance.

592
00:32:58,100 –> 00:33:00,301
He said the dummy
you guys put in my backpack

593
00:33:00,303 –> 00:33:03,805
attacked him
with supernatural powers.

594
00:33:03,807 –> 00:33:06,274
We didn’t put Slappy
in your backpack.

595
00:33:06,276 –> 00:33:07,942
(♪♪♪)

596
00:33:07,944 –> 00:33:09,312
Get in.

597
00:33:11,348 –> 00:33:12,848
SARAH: You’re telling me

598
00:33:12,850 –> 00:33:16,150
that you discovered
a walking, talking dummy

599
00:33:16,152 –> 00:33:17,820
and you didn’t tell me?

600
00:33:17,822 –> 00:33:19,989
He seemed like a nice guy
at the start.

601
00:33:19,991 –> 00:33:23,659
– He had great manners.
– He told us to keep it a secret.

602
00:33:23,661 –> 00:33:25,761
A, I’m your sister.

603
00:33:25,763 –> 00:33:27,429
And B, as a general rule,

604
00:33:27,431 –> 00:33:29,999
when an animated doll
tells you to keep secrets,

605
00:33:30,001 –> 00:33:31,233
that’s a red flag.

606
00:33:31,235 –> 00:33:32,668
He’s not just some doll.

607
00:33:32,670 –> 00:33:34,670
He’s got powers.
He can move stuff with his mind.

608
00:33:34,672 –> 00:33:36,472
You guys, this is insane.

609
00:33:36,474 –> 00:33:39,375
I mean,
why would he go after Tyler?

610
00:33:39,377 –> 00:33:42,511
Maybe he heard you complaining
about him last night.

611
00:33:42,513 –> 00:33:44,382
Great.
What else did I complain about?

612
00:33:46,752 –> 00:33:48,018
Mom.

613
00:33:48,020 –> 00:33:49,922
(♪♪♪)

614
00:33:59,364 –> 00:34:02,699
Hey, kids, you wanna see
the mummies come to life?

615
00:34:02,701 –> 00:34:04,901
– Sorry, Mr. Chu!
– Don’t have time to talk now!

616
00:34:04,903 –> 00:34:06,736
Your loss!

617
00:34:06,738 –> 00:34:08,505
(MUMMY LAUGHS)

618
00:34:08,507 –> 00:34:10,140
– Mom!
– Ms. Quinn!

619
00:34:10,142 –> 00:34:12,709
(KATHY LAUGHS)

620
00:34:12,711 –> 00:34:18,148
Hey. You didn’t tell me you got
a ventriloquist dummy. How fun!

621
00:34:18,150 –> 00:34:20,918
He was sitting at the table
like a little person.

622
00:34:20,920 –> 00:34:24,021
“Hi, kids. My name is Bobo.

623
00:34:24,023 –> 00:34:26,591
And I like listening to Mom.”
Heh, heh.

624
00:34:26,593 –> 00:34:28,693
Mom, his name is Slappy,

625
00:34:28,695 –> 00:34:30,795
and I would not do that
if I were you.

626
00:34:30,797 –> 00:34:32,897
Slappy.
That’s a ridiculous name.

627
00:34:32,899 –> 00:34:35,067
No, no. His name is Bobo.

628
00:34:35,069 –> 00:34:38,202
– Mom, you don’t understand.
– Ms. Quinn, he’s alive.

629
00:34:38,204 –> 00:34:40,304
I think these guys
are trying to play

630
00:34:40,306 –> 00:34:42,473
some sort of
a Halloween prank on us,

631
00:34:42,475 –> 00:34:44,475
but I’m not buying it.
Are you No.

632
00:34:44,477 –> 00:34:46,078
(PHONE RINGING)

633
00:34:46,080 –> 00:34:49,280
Oh, let me get that.
But nice try. Very creative.

634
00:34:49,282 –> 00:34:52,285
Stay right there.
Don’t go anywhere.

635
00:34:56,724 –> 00:34:59,658
(♪♪♪)

636
00:34:59,660 –> 00:35:03,096
Hi, kids. Good day at school?

637
00:35:03,098 –> 00:35:05,797
Oh, my God. He sounds
even creepier than he looks.

638
00:35:05,799 –> 00:35:08,935
Ha-ha-ha. We’re gonna be
such a happy family.

639
00:35:08,937 –> 00:35:10,602
You’re not our family.

640
00:35:10,604 –> 00:35:13,106
Do it, Sonny. Turn him off.

641
00:35:13,108 –> 00:35:16,743
Hearing you say that
makes me mad.

642
00:35:16,745 –> 00:35:22,081
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

643
00:35:22,083 –> 00:35:23,750
Don’t do that.

644
00:35:23,752 –> 00:35:25,385
Do it again.

645
00:35:25,387 –> 00:35:28,421
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

646
00:35:28,423 –> 00:35:31,027
(GASPING)

647
00:35:34,262 –> 00:35:35,397
(EXHALES)

648
00:35:39,869 –> 00:35:41,037
It worked.

649
00:35:51,313 –> 00:35:52,546
(GASPS)

650
00:35:52,548 –> 00:35:53,947
And trust me.

651
00:35:53,949 –> 00:35:56,784
You don’t want to find out
what happens…

652
00:35:56,786 –> 00:35:59,822
when I get mad.

653
00:36:00,856 –> 00:36:02,723
KATHY: Okay.
– Hm?

654
00:36:02,725 –> 00:36:05,960
Well, that was
an interesting phone call.

655
00:36:05,962 –> 00:36:07,594
Anything you wanna tell me?

656
00:36:07,596 –> 00:36:09,964
Yes, we’ve been trying to.
That dummy is evil.

657
00:36:09,966 –> 00:36:12,433
You blew up the science lab?

658
00:36:12,435 –> 00:36:14,201
Yeah, there was that too.

659
00:36:14,203 –> 00:36:16,604
Do you know
how much damage you’ve caused?

660
00:36:16,606 –> 00:36:17,872
It wasn’t Sonny’s fault.

661
00:36:17,874 –> 00:36:19,774
KATHY: I’m sure it was an accident.

662
00:36:19,776 –> 00:36:22,877
– It wasn’t an accident. The dummy did it.
– Yeah.

663
00:36:22,879 –> 00:36:25,613
Do I look like a dummy
to you?

664
00:36:25,615 –> 00:36:27,215
We’re telling
the truth!

665
00:36:27,217 –> 00:36:28,650
Here’s some truth for you.

666
00:36:28,652 –> 00:36:30,719
Halloween is canceled
for the three of you.

667
00:36:30,721 –> 00:36:32,353
– What?
– Canceled.

668
00:36:32,355 –> 00:36:34,689
– Come on.
KATHY: You know…

669
00:36:34,691 –> 00:36:38,493
I expect this kind of
craziness from the boys.

670
00:36:38,495 –> 00:36:40,395
But I felt like
you were gonna help me

671
00:36:40,397 –> 00:36:42,098
keep things under control,
Sarah.

672
00:36:42,100 –> 00:36:43,532
Mom.

673
00:36:43,534 –> 00:36:45,366
I’m disappointed.

674
00:36:45,368 –> 00:36:47,103
– Come on. Mom.
– Mom, please.

675
00:36:47,105 –> 00:36:48,271
(DOOR SLAMS)

676
00:36:50,240 –> 00:36:52,977
Not as disappointed
as I am.

677
00:36:54,011 –> 00:36:56,280
My room.
Now.

678
00:37:01,053 –> 00:37:02,585
We’ve got a problem.

679
00:37:02,587 –> 00:37:05,055
Yeah. I have never seen
your mom that mad.

680
00:37:05,057 –> 00:37:07,423
I’m talking about
the psycho dummy on our couch.

681
00:37:07,425 –> 00:37:11,161
Did somebody call
a family meeting without me?

682
00:37:11,163 –> 00:37:13,362
No, no. Slappy,
why would you think that?

683
00:37:13,364 –> 00:37:16,933
We were just planning
a surprise party for you.

684
00:37:16,935 –> 00:37:20,370
Well, I’ve got a surprise
for the three of you.

685
00:37:20,372 –> 00:37:22,773
This is my house now.

686
00:37:22,775 –> 00:37:24,775
And under my roof,

687
00:37:24,777 –> 00:37:26,576
I make the rules.

688
00:37:26,578 –> 00:37:29,679
Sorry, but you just got voted
out of this family.

689
00:37:29,681 –> 00:37:31,784
– Huh Aah!
SAM: Oh!

690
00:37:36,890 –> 00:37:39,289
What do we do with him now?

691
00:37:39,291 –> 00:37:40,558
Fireplace.

692
00:37:40,560 –> 00:37:42,059
No. No way.

693
00:37:42,061 –> 00:37:44,228
I would have nightmares
the rest of my life.

694
00:37:44,230 –> 00:37:47,465
No. I have a better idea.

695
00:37:47,467 –> 00:37:49,467
(♪♪♪)

696
00:37:49,469 –> 00:37:52,770
SONNY: Ugh. We’ve
been walking forever.

697
00:37:52,772 –> 00:37:55,640
It’s like this whole place
is made of poison ivy.

698
00:37:55,642 –> 00:37:57,608
SAM:
Stop complaining.

699
00:37:57,610 –> 00:37:59,180
How much farther is it?

700
00:37:59,847 –> 00:38:01,113
Here.

701
00:38:01,115 –> 00:38:03,650
This should work.

702
00:38:06,120 –> 00:38:09,087
Am I the only one that feels
like we’re committing a crime?

703
00:38:09,089 –> 00:38:12,459
It’s a dummy. The only crime
we’re committing is littering.

704
00:38:13,394 –> 00:38:15,961
– Ready?
– Yeah, yeah.

705
00:38:15,963 –> 00:38:17,998
Okay, watch out.

706
00:38:20,000 –> 00:38:21,535
(GRUNTS)

707
00:38:30,245 –> 00:38:31,980
It’s done.

708
00:38:33,648 –> 00:38:35,217
Let’s get out of here.

709
00:38:40,021 –> 00:38:41,323
SAM: Sonny, come on.

710
00:38:54,502 –> 00:38:56,036
We just killed a puppet.

711
00:38:56,038 –> 00:38:58,172
Trust me, we had to.

712
00:38:58,174 –> 00:39:00,241
And I say we just
forget it ever happened,

713
00:39:00,243 –> 00:39:02,076
because no one
will believe us anyway.

714
00:39:02,078 –> 00:39:03,344
It’s over.

715
00:39:03,346 –> 00:39:05,012
He’s locked in a suitcase.

716
00:39:05,014 –> 00:39:07,581
There’s no way
that dummy’s getting out.

717
00:39:07,583 –> 00:39:09,919
(ALL SCREAMING)

718
00:39:11,821 –> 00:39:14,455
Who you calling “dummy,”
dummy?

719
00:39:14,457 –> 00:39:15,892
(TIRES SQUEALING)

720
00:39:19,296 –> 00:39:20,661
What do you want from us?

721
00:39:20,663 –> 00:39:23,464
I just want to be
part of the family.

722
00:39:23,466 –> 00:39:25,601
SONNY: He’s gonna break
through the windshield.

723
00:39:29,405 –> 00:39:31,873
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SLAPPY SCREAMS)

724
00:39:31,875 –> 00:39:33,043
(ALL PANTING)

725
00:39:37,848 –> 00:39:39,080
Is everyone okay?

726
00:39:39,082 –> 00:39:40,550
SAM: Yeah.
Think so.

727
00:39:42,185 –> 00:39:45,053
Where’s Slappy?

728
00:39:45,055 –> 00:39:48,293
Guys, I think we just made
things a thousand times worse.

729
00:39:49,793 –> 00:39:51,728
(♪♪♪)

730
00:39:58,937 –> 00:40:01,404
I’ve been driving
In my car

731
00:40:01,406 –> 00:40:03,639
Trying to find
Some sign of life

732
00:40:03,641 –> 00:40:06,075
One is a guy
That is kind of creepy

733
00:40:06,077 –> 00:40:08,313
It’s a little stickling
Said sleepy

734
00:40:09,714 –> 00:40:12,048
KIDS: Trick or treat!

735
00:40:12,050 –> 00:40:13,883
CHU: There you go, Hank.

736
00:40:13,885 –> 00:40:16,452
All right,
come on in. Zoink!

737
00:40:16,454 –> 00:40:18,355
Step right up.
Don’t be scared.

738
00:40:18,357 –> 00:40:21,058
Welcome to my haunted house.

739
00:40:21,060 –> 00:40:22,491
Boo!

740
00:40:22,493 –> 00:40:25,128
All right.
Here you go. Happy Halloween.

741
00:40:25,130 –> 00:40:27,864
(ROARS AND KIDS LAUGH)

742
00:40:27,866 –> 00:40:30,767
Hey, what’s up, my witches?

743
00:40:30,769 –> 00:40:32,436
Little Frankenstein humor.

744
00:40:32,438 –> 00:40:33,704
Zoink!

745
00:40:33,706 –> 00:40:34,972
Beat it.

746
00:40:34,974 –> 00:40:37,541
(CHU CACKLES)

747
00:40:37,543 –> 00:40:38,942
Here you go.

748
00:40:38,944 –> 00:40:40,210
Bye-bye!

749
00:40:40,212 –> 00:40:42,213
Hey, my princess.

750
00:40:42,215 –> 00:40:43,448
Bye-bye!

751
00:40:43,450 –> 00:40:45,283
Hey, my cowboy.

752
00:40:45,285 –> 00:40:48,054
BOY: I’m not a cowboy!
CHU: Yes, you are. Bye-bye!

753
00:40:49,521 –> 00:40:51,788
“A mysterious disturbance
recently took place

754
00:40:51,790 –> 00:40:53,590
“in the town
of Madison, Delaware.

755
00:40:53,592 –> 00:40:56,861
“Neighborhoods were ravaged
and the high school destroyed.

756
00:40:56,863 –> 00:41:00,031
“An FBI spokesman said unusual
weather patterns were to blame,

757
00:41:00,033 –> 00:41:01,799
“but there were rumors
of a cover-up

758
00:41:01,801 –> 00:41:03,601
“for something far stranger.

759
00:41:03,603 –> 00:41:06,573
“Sightings of giant insects,
Abominable Snowmen, and even…

760
00:41:08,008 –> 00:41:09,841
…an evil ventriloquist dummy.”

761
00:41:09,843 –> 00:41:11,609
Oh, we’re so dead.

762
00:41:11,611 –> 00:41:14,113
“Creatures believed to come
alive from the original

763
00:41:14,115 –> 00:41:16,148
manuscripts of horror author
R.L. Stine.”

764
00:41:16,150 –> 00:41:18,484
– The book.
– What book?

765
00:41:18,486 –> 00:41:21,353
In that abandoned house, we
found this old locked-up book.

766
00:41:21,355 –> 00:41:24,323
And when we unlocked it,
that’s when Slappy appeared.

767
00:41:24,325 –> 00:41:26,325
Yeah, but Tommy Madigan
took it from us.

768
00:41:26,327 –> 00:41:29,495
Well, how do you know the book
was written by R.L. Stine?

769
00:41:29,497 –> 00:41:30,965
Wait a second.

770
00:41:34,101 –> 00:41:36,602
“From 1979 to 1985,

771
00:41:36,604 –> 00:41:38,871
“legendary horror author
R.L. Stine

772
00:41:38,873 –> 00:41:40,639
lived in Wardenclyffe,
New York.”

773
00:41:40,641 –> 00:41:43,309
SARAH: Here?
– That’s not good.

774
00:41:43,311 –> 00:41:45,045
“Stine started
his writing career

775
00:41:45,047 –> 00:41:48,081
“with a since-unpublished novel
titled Haunted Halloween,

776
00:41:48,083 –> 00:41:50,016
“a tale of a demonic dummy
who sets out

777
00:41:50,018 –> 00:41:52,519
to create a family
of his own by…”

778
00:41:52,521 –> 00:41:54,320
By… By what?

779
00:41:54,322 –> 00:41:56,625
By bringing Halloween
to life.

780
00:41:59,061 –> 00:42:00,962
(♪♪♪)

781
00:42:05,100 –> 00:42:08,034
I love a good holiday sale.

782
00:42:08,036 –> 00:42:09,604
(CACKLES)

783
00:42:17,612 –> 00:42:19,549
(HUMMING)

784
00:42:28,324 –> 00:42:31,225
Hello, old friends.

785
00:42:31,227 –> 00:42:34,895
If those kids don’t want me
to be a part of their family,

786
00:42:34,897 –> 00:42:38,101
I’ll raise one of my own.

787
00:42:39,436 –> 00:42:41,570
Karru marri

788
00:42:41,572 –> 00:42:47,209
odonna loma molonu karrano.

789
00:42:47,211 –> 00:42:48,946
Karru marri…

790
00:42:54,318 –> 00:42:56,253
Okay.

791
00:42:59,223 –> 00:43:01,125
(CHITTERING)

792
00:43:04,728 –> 00:43:07,230
(SQUEAKING)

793
00:43:07,232 –> 00:43:09,134
(TEETH CHATTERING)

794
00:43:20,879 –> 00:43:22,780
(SHRIEKING)

795
00:43:30,221 –> 00:43:32,123
(GROWLING)

796
00:43:36,761 –> 00:43:38,663
(BOTH GRUNTING)

797
00:43:45,638 –> 00:43:48,174
(GROANS)

798
00:43:49,074 –> 00:43:51,175
(HISSES)

799
00:43:51,177 –> 00:43:53,110
(GRUNTING)

800
00:43:53,112 –> 00:43:54,246
Yes.

801
00:43:57,183 –> 00:43:59,051
(HOWLS)

802
00:44:03,356 –> 00:44:05,356
(ROARS)

803
00:44:05,358 –> 00:44:06,992
(CLANK)

804
00:44:11,998 –> 00:44:13,531
(GASPS)

805
00:44:13,533 –> 00:44:16,436
(SLAPPY LAUGHING)
(MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING)

806
00:44:18,838 –> 00:44:20,707
SLAPPY: Trick or treat.

807
00:44:23,009 –> 00:44:24,911
(GRUNTING)

808
00:44:27,948 –> 00:44:29,548
(CACKLES)

809
00:44:29,550 –> 00:44:31,185
(GROANING)

810
00:44:35,389 –> 00:44:37,389
(GROANS)

811
00:44:37,391 –> 00:44:40,326
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

812
00:44:40,328 –> 00:44:43,097
Welcome
to the family,

813
00:44:44,298 –> 00:44:45,667
Walter.

814
00:44:46,702 –> 00:44:48,169
(CHUCKLES)

815
00:44:49,671 –> 00:44:54,106
Serving families
is what I do. Heh, heh.

816
00:44:54,108 –> 00:44:56,875
Heh, heh. Come along,
then, brother.

817
00:44:56,877 –> 00:44:58,445
Just wait until you see

818
00:44:58,447 –> 00:45:01,914
what I have planned next
for this town.

819
00:45:01,916 –> 00:45:04,917
(CACKLES)

820
00:45:04,919 –> 00:45:06,821
(VAMPIRE LAUGHING)

821
00:45:13,962 –> 00:45:15,795
Guys, this is bad.

822
00:45:15,797 –> 00:45:17,931
This is really,
really bad.

823
00:45:17,933 –> 00:45:20,400
You know what we need to do?
We need to call the police.

824
00:45:20,402 –> 00:45:22,470
And tell them what?
That an evil dummy

825
00:45:22,472 –> 00:45:24,237
is about to bring
Halloween to life?

826
00:45:24,239 –> 00:45:25,905
– Yes!
SARAH: Great idea, Sam.

827
00:45:25,907 –> 00:45:27,275
They’ll come and arrest us.

828
00:45:27,277 –> 00:45:29,410
– Wait, guys, I found a number.
– For Stine?

829
00:45:29,412 –> 00:45:31,445
No, says here
nobody knows where he is,

830
00:45:31,447 –> 00:45:33,180
but this is for
Richard Shivers.

831
00:45:33,182 –> 00:45:37,784
He’s the president of the
R.L. Stine Appreciation Society.

832
00:45:37,786 –> 00:45:39,954
– What are you doing?
– I’m calling.

833
00:45:39,956 –> 00:45:42,290
(LINE RINGING)

834
00:45:42,292 –> 00:45:45,126
RECORDING: Good day, you’ve
reached Dr. Richard Shivers

835
00:45:45,128 –> 00:45:47,596
and the R.L. Stine
Appreciation Society.

836
00:45:47,598 –> 00:45:49,864
If you’re trying to
reach Stine, don’t bother.

837
00:45:49,866 –> 00:45:52,033
Otherwise,
leave a message.

838
00:45:52,035 –> 00:45:54,536
SARAH: Hi, Mr. Shivers,
my name is Sarah Quinn.

839
00:45:54,538 –> 00:45:56,371
I live in
Wardenclyffe, New York.

840
00:45:56,373 –> 00:45:59,408
I desperately need to
get in touch with R.L. Stine.

841
00:45:59,410 –> 00:46:00,975
This is gonna sound crazy,

842
00:46:00,977 –> 00:46:03,679
but I think one of his stories
has come to life.

843
00:46:03,681 –> 00:46:04,946
(BEEPS)

844
00:46:04,948 –> 00:46:06,748
Hi, Mr. Shivers…

845
00:46:06,750 –> 00:46:08,817
Well…

846
00:46:08,819 –> 00:46:11,119
Looks like we’re on our own.

847
00:46:11,121 –> 00:46:12,921
Wait,
where are we going?

848
00:46:12,923 –> 00:46:16,091
To find Tommy Madigan
and get that book.

849
00:46:16,093 –> 00:46:17,326
Get that one.

850
00:46:17,328 –> 00:46:19,194
No way he’s gonna
be able to get that.

851
00:46:19,196 –> 00:46:20,463
Oh.

852
00:46:20,465 –> 00:46:22,699
SONNY: Tommy! Tommy!
SAM: Tommy! Hey.

853
00:46:22,701 –> 00:46:24,199
Tommy! Tommy!

854
00:46:24,201 –> 00:46:25,802
BOY:
What do these idiots want?

855
00:46:25,804 –> 00:46:27,069
I’ll take care
of this.

856
00:46:27,071 –> 00:46:28,571
SONNY: We need that book.

857
00:46:28,573 –> 00:46:30,640
– It’s really important.
– It’s super important.

858
00:46:30,642 –> 00:46:32,141
The book with
the lock on it.

859
00:46:32,143 –> 00:46:33,409
Okay, okay.
What book?

860
00:46:33,411 –> 00:46:35,011
The one you stole
from us, Tommy.

861
00:46:35,013 –> 00:46:36,746
Oh, yeah.
I’ve got it right here.

862
00:46:36,748 –> 00:46:38,681
– Oh, really?
– No, idiot.

863
00:46:38,683 –> 00:46:42,018
Why would I be carrying a book
around with me on Halloween?

864
00:46:42,020 –> 00:46:44,588
Now, go back home
with your babysitter.

865
00:46:44,590 –> 00:46:46,022
I’ll be there in a bit
to egg your house.

866
00:46:46,024 –> 00:46:47,458
Listen,
you little punk,

867
00:46:47,460 –> 00:46:49,593
I’m not the babysitter.
I’m Sonny’s sister.

868
00:46:49,595 –> 00:46:50,927
You’re gonna give us
that book back

869
00:46:50,929 –> 00:46:52,763
or I’ll make your life
a living hell.

870
00:46:52,765 –> 00:46:55,699
The only thing you’ll use that
toilet paper for is to wipe…

871
00:46:55,701 –> 00:46:58,135
Okay. God, you don’t have
to be so mean about it.

872
00:46:58,137 –> 00:47:00,037
Let’s get
out of here.

873
00:47:00,039 –> 00:47:02,408
Book’s at my house
in my room.

874
00:47:04,343 –> 00:47:08,680
But it’s hidden, so good luck
finding it, losers. Heh, heh.

875
00:47:08,682 –> 00:47:10,751
(SHRIEKING IN DISTANCE)

876
00:47:13,653 –> 00:47:15,555
(♪♪♪)

877
00:47:20,494 –> 00:47:22,763
(ALL GASP)

878
00:47:24,698 –> 00:47:27,198
Those are some
awesome costumes.

879
00:47:27,200 –> 00:47:29,334
(SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

880
00:47:29,336 –> 00:47:31,605
(BOYS SCREAMING)

881
00:47:32,672 –> 00:47:35,008
(SCREAMING)

882
00:47:36,711 –> 00:47:37,944
Is this actually
happening?

883
00:47:39,680 –> 00:47:42,147
(ALL YELL)

884
00:47:42,149 –> 00:47:43,684
Guys, we gotta find
that book!

885
00:47:49,189 –> 00:47:51,923
SLAPPY: Evening, Mr. Tesla.

886
00:47:51,925 –> 00:47:56,028
You don’t mind if we bring
your tower back to life, do you?

887
00:47:56,030 –> 00:47:57,932
(BOTH CACKLING)

888
00:48:01,436 –> 00:48:03,235
(QUIETLY)
What did he say?

889
00:48:03,237 –> 00:48:05,705
Shut up.

890
00:48:05,707 –> 00:48:08,875
SLAPPY: Tesla used this tower
to project electricity,

891
00:48:08,877 –> 00:48:11,076
but I’m going
to use this tower

892
00:48:11,078 –> 00:48:15,281
to project my magic
in ways he never imagined.

893
00:48:15,283 –> 00:48:19,586
It takes a genius
to know a genius.

894
00:48:19,588 –> 00:48:21,488
(POWERING UP)

895
00:48:21,490 –> 00:48:23,790
– Whoa.
– Heh-heh-heh.

896
00:48:23,792 –> 00:48:25,392
Come along,
Walter.

897
00:48:25,394 –> 00:48:26,793
We’ve got work
to do.

898
00:48:26,795 –> 00:48:28,263
Very well.
Let’s go.

899
00:48:31,667 –> 00:48:33,133
SONNY: This is Tommy’s house.

900
00:48:33,135 –> 00:48:36,171
Well, I guess
we just knock?

901
00:48:38,474 –> 00:48:40,608
SAM: Knock loud. He
lives with his grandma.

902
00:48:40,610 –> 00:48:41,778
(KNOCKS)

903
00:48:42,779 –> 00:48:44,412
Okay.

904
00:48:44,414 –> 00:48:45,880
(DOORBELL RINGS)

905
00:48:45,882 –> 00:48:48,114
Wait! Guys,
there she is.

906
00:48:48,116 –> 00:48:49,484
SONNY: She’s asleep.

907
00:48:49,486 –> 00:48:51,419
I guess we’ll just
have to wake her up.

908
00:48:51,421 –> 00:48:53,287
– Hello! Come on.
– Hello!

909
00:48:53,289 –> 00:48:55,656
– Hello!
– Tommy’s grandma!

910
00:48:55,658 –> 00:48:57,992
(SIGHS)
Wow.

911
00:48:57,994 –> 00:48:59,762
Guess she’s a deep sleeper.

912
00:49:02,465 –> 00:49:03,966
(SIGHS)
It’s locked.

913
00:49:03,968 –> 00:49:06,133
Find another way in
and go get that book.

914
00:49:06,135 –> 00:49:07,303
What are you gonna do?

915
00:49:10,006 –> 00:49:12,608
I’m gonna make sure
nothing surprises us. Go!

916
00:49:12,610 –> 00:49:14,776
(♪♪♪)

917
00:49:14,778 –> 00:49:16,680
(WINDOW CLATTERING)

918
00:49:26,858 –> 00:49:28,123
(BANGS)

919
00:49:28,125 –> 00:49:29,859
– Ow!
– Shh.

920
00:49:29,861 –> 00:49:32,795
What?

921
00:49:32,797 –> 00:49:36,467
(WHISPERING) I can’t believe we’re
breaking into someone’s house right now.

922
00:49:44,609 –> 00:49:47,145
Shh.

923
00:49:49,848 –> 00:49:51,781
(WHISPERING)
Hey, they got gummy bears.

924
00:49:51,783 –> 00:49:53,585
Who cares?
Stop screwing around.

925
00:49:55,021 –> 00:49:56,352
AUTOMATED VOICE: Hands off!

926
00:49:56,354 –> 00:49:58,256
(LAUGHS)

927
00:50:00,960 –> 00:50:03,293
Sam, stop
screwing around. Let’s go.

928
00:50:03,295 –> 00:50:04,931
– Okay, all right.
(CLICKS)

929
00:50:08,768 –> 00:50:10,636
SLAPPY: Watch this, Walter.

930
00:50:12,772 –> 00:50:14,438
WALTER: Whoa. Whoa.

931
00:50:14,440 –> 00:50:16,740
(LAUGHING)

932
00:50:16,742 –> 00:50:21,211
Why settle for
a small family, Walter,

933
00:50:21,213 –> 00:50:24,682
when we can project
my power everywhere

934
00:50:24,684 –> 00:50:27,886
and bring all of
Halloween to life?

935
00:50:27,888 –> 00:50:30,120
(LAUGHS)
Yeah.

936
00:50:30,122 –> 00:50:33,725
Karru marri odonna loma

937
00:50:33,727 –> 00:50:37,194
molonu karrano.
– Whoa.

938
00:50:37,196 –> 00:50:39,096
Karru marri

939
00:50:39,098 –> 00:50:43,935
odonna loma
molonu karrano.

940
00:50:43,937 –> 00:50:45,872
(BOTH CACKLING)

941
00:50:49,576 –> 00:50:51,411
(♪♪♪)

942
00:50:52,346 –> 00:50:54,247
(CACKLING CONTINUES)

943
00:51:01,355 –> 00:51:03,256
(ALL SHRIEKING)

944
00:51:07,260 –> 00:51:08,496
(BOTH SNICKERING)

945
00:51:12,166 –> 00:51:13,768
(GRUNTING)

946
00:51:19,173 –> 00:51:20,941
(NEIGHS)

947
00:51:20,943 –> 00:51:24,243
Hyah! Ha-ha-ha!

948
00:51:24,245 –> 00:51:27,146
(CACKLING)

949
00:51:27,148 –> 00:51:30,383
– Sam, I found it. Yeah.
– You found it?

950
00:51:30,385 –> 00:51:31,852
SONNY: “R.L. Stine.”

951
00:51:31,854 –> 00:51:33,722
How did we miss that?

952
00:51:35,624 –> 00:51:38,759
– That can’t be good.
– Yeah. We gotta go.

953
00:51:38,761 –> 00:51:40,663
(♪♪♪)

954
00:51:46,568 –> 00:51:48,235
Let’s just go
back out the window.

955
00:51:48,237 –> 00:51:49,505
SAM: All right.

956
00:51:51,607 –> 00:51:53,573
– Oh.
HAND: Ah!

957
00:51:53,575 –> 00:51:54,878
(YELLS)

958
00:51:56,112 –> 00:51:57,477
Sam!

959
00:51:57,479 –> 00:51:59,479
The hand
has my hand!

960
00:51:59,481 –> 00:52:01,482
Just rip it off!
Throw it!

961
00:52:01,484 –> 00:52:03,153
(HAND SNARLS)

962
00:52:06,923 –> 00:52:09,325
Sam. Turn around.

963
00:52:10,794 –> 00:52:11,928
They’re moving.

964
00:52:13,363 –> 00:52:14,963
Sonny,
they’re just gummy bears.

965
00:52:14,965 –> 00:52:17,066
They’re so tiny and cute.
What can they do?

966
00:52:17,068 –> 00:52:19,436
(CHITTERING)

967
00:52:21,671 –> 00:52:23,005
Hey there, little guys.

968
00:52:23,007 –> 00:52:24,807
Sam, you just ate
half their family.

969
00:52:24,809 –> 00:52:26,443
I would not do that
if I were you.

970
00:52:27,545 –> 00:52:29,545
(♪♪♪)

971
00:52:29,547 –> 00:52:31,549
(GUMMY BEARS GRUNTING, SNICKERING)

972
00:52:39,590 –> 00:52:41,657
Why are they walking
towards us?

973
00:52:41,659 –> 00:52:44,326
Okay. All right.
Maybe

974
00:52:44,328 –> 00:52:47,730
they just want us
to stay and play.

975
00:52:47,732 –> 00:52:48,900
(ALL ROAR)
(BOYS YELL)

976
00:52:53,805 –> 00:52:56,708
(♪♪♪)

977
00:53:00,078 –> 00:53:01,911
God, where is everyone?

978
00:53:01,913 –> 00:53:04,013
Oh, there’s one
on my back, Sam!

979
00:53:04,015 –> 00:53:05,715
Okay, okay!

980
00:53:05,717 –> 00:53:08,852
(GUMMY BEARS GIGGLING)

981
00:53:08,854 –> 00:53:11,721
– Pull harder!
– I’m trying!

982
00:53:11,723 –> 00:53:13,289
– Whoa.
BEAR: Ha-ha-ha!

983
00:53:13,291 –> 00:53:14,691
Go for the window, Sam!

984
00:53:14,693 –> 00:53:15,962
I’m coming!

985
00:53:17,764 –> 00:53:18,931
Whoa!

986
00:53:21,433 –> 00:53:23,335
(SNARLING)

987
00:53:27,039 –> 00:53:29,509
(GLASS SHATTERING)

988
00:53:30,777 –> 00:53:32,678
(GRUNTING)

989
00:53:35,148 –> 00:53:38,484
Just! Stop! Giggling!

990
00:53:42,388 –> 00:53:44,390
(GRUNTING)

991
00:53:47,360 –> 00:53:49,293
Sam! I need some help
over here…

992
00:53:49,295 –> 00:53:52,363
(WAILING)
Sonny!

993
00:53:52,365 –> 00:53:54,268
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

994
00:53:57,370 –> 00:53:58,703
Mom, we’re under attack!

995
00:53:58,705 –> 00:54:00,472
Sonny, what are you
talking about?

996
00:54:00,474 –> 00:54:02,109
Where’s Sarah?
Who’s attacking you?

997
00:54:03,977 –> 00:54:05,610
Gummy bears.

998
00:54:05,612 –> 00:54:07,579
KATHY: What Honey, you’re mumbling.

999
00:54:07,581 –> 00:54:08,814
Put Sarah on the phone.

1000
00:54:08,816 –> 00:54:10,315
(GROWLS)

1001
00:54:10,317 –> 00:54:11,984
KATHY: Sonny.
BEAR: Whee!

1002
00:54:11,986 –> 00:54:13,953
(GRUNTING)

1003
00:54:13,955 –> 00:54:15,188
KATHY: What…?

1004
00:54:15,190 –> 00:54:16,856
Okay, that’s it.

1005
00:54:16,858 –> 00:54:19,524
Do not leave the house!
I’m coming home.

1006
00:54:19,526 –> 00:54:21,461
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

1007
00:54:34,876 –> 00:54:36,143
(PANTING)

1008
00:54:36,145 –> 00:54:38,145
Sonny, help!

1009
00:54:38,147 –> 00:54:39,512
Sam, I’m coming!

1010
00:54:39,514 –> 00:54:41,183
Hurry!

1011
00:54:45,620 –> 00:54:47,821
(BEAR YELLING)

1012
00:54:47,823 –> 00:54:49,725
(LITTLE BEARS SQUEALING)

1013
00:55:04,006 –> 00:55:08,642
No, no, no!
You’ll never take me alive!

1014
00:55:08,644 –> 00:55:10,146
(BEAR SCREAMS)

1015
00:55:12,148 –> 00:55:14,849
That is my new favorite book.

1016
00:55:14,851 –> 00:55:17,551
– You okay?
– I think.

1017
00:55:17,553 –> 00:55:19,419
Let’s get out of here.

1018
00:55:19,421 –> 00:55:20,822
(ALL YELL)

1019
00:55:20,824 –> 00:55:22,423
What are you guys
doing in there?

1020
00:55:22,425 –> 00:55:24,692
Oh, no big deal, really.
Just being mauled

1021
00:55:24,694 –> 00:55:26,194
by my favorite
comfort food!

1022
00:55:26,196 –> 00:55:27,695
Wait. Just stop.
Stop, stop!

1023
00:55:27,697 –> 00:55:29,697
What are you guys
even talking about?

1024
00:55:29,699 –> 00:55:31,733
Everything is alive, Sarah.
Even candy.

1025
00:55:31,735 –> 00:55:34,069
Well, is that the book?
Let’s read it.

1026
00:55:34,071 –> 00:55:36,571
There’s something you need
to know about this book.

1027
00:55:36,573 –> 00:55:37,940
What?

1028
00:55:37,942 –> 00:55:39,540
(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

1029
00:55:39,542 –> 00:55:40,843
Look out!

1030
00:55:40,845 –> 00:55:42,980
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)

1031
00:55:44,614 –> 00:55:46,717
– Whoa!
(RASPING)

1032
00:56:02,367 –> 00:56:04,767
That’s what.

1033
00:56:04,769 –> 00:56:06,769
This is not
a normal book, Sarah.

1034
00:56:06,771 –> 00:56:08,706
(PANTING)

1035
00:56:15,247 –> 00:56:16,780
Who would write this?

1036
00:56:16,782 –> 00:56:18,717
(♪♪♪)

1037
00:56:29,128 –> 00:56:30,330
(ENGINE REVS)

1038
00:56:34,599 –> 00:56:37,703
They did the monster mash
The monster mash

1039
00:56:39,238 –> 00:56:41,040
Oh, what is this?

1040
00:56:41,975 –> 00:56:43,607
Okay.

1041
00:56:43,609 –> 00:56:44,777
– Huh?
– Oh!

1042
00:56:46,846 –> 00:56:49,448
– Hyah!
– Oh, you rehearsed that, did you?

1043
00:56:49,450 –> 00:56:53,086
Best costume of the night, sir.

1044
00:56:54,821 –> 00:56:56,756
(ALL LAUGHING)

1045
00:56:58,125 –> 00:56:59,458
(ROARS)

1046
00:56:59,460 –> 00:57:01,028
(SCREAMING)

1047
00:57:02,162 –> 00:57:04,098
(SNARLING)

1048
00:57:05,565 –> 00:57:07,565
(ALL SCREAMING)

1049
00:57:07,567 –> 00:57:08,900
(LAUGHS)

1050
00:57:08,902 –> 00:57:10,268
(HORN HONKS)

1051
00:57:10,270 –> 00:57:12,471
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1052
00:57:12,473 –> 00:57:13,974
GIRL: Go!

1053
00:57:14,775 –> 00:57:16,677
(SIRENS WAILING)

1054
00:57:22,317 –> 00:57:24,149
WOMAN: Look out, look out! Ah!

1055
00:57:24,151 –> 00:57:26,785
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1056
00:57:26,787 –> 00:57:28,187
MAN: What’s going on?

1057
00:57:28,189 –> 00:57:30,925
There! Let’s take
the alley. It’s empty.

1058
00:57:34,896 –> 00:57:36,561
Wait, wait!

1059
00:57:36,563 –> 00:57:39,198
We need to read the book
and see how we can end this.

1060
00:57:39,200 –> 00:57:41,868
Let me see.

1061
00:57:41,870 –> 00:57:44,570
“It was nearly Halloween
in the town of Wardenclyffe…”

1062
00:57:44,572 –> 00:57:46,739
Blah, blah, blah. Here!

1063
00:57:46,741 –> 00:57:48,475
“His revenge
was to create a family

1064
00:57:48,477 –> 00:57:51,177
by bringing Halloween to life,
but that wasn’t enough.”

1065
00:57:51,179 –> 00:57:53,147
That seems like
plenty of revenge to me.

1066
00:57:53,149 –> 00:57:56,584
“Because he wanted more than
a family. He wanted a mother.

1067
00:57:59,288 –> 00:58:01,390
His plan was to…”

1068
00:58:02,624 –> 00:58:04,224
Was to what?
Keep reading.

1069
00:58:04,226 –> 00:58:05,859
I-I-I can’t.

1070
00:58:05,861 –> 00:58:10,464
That was the last page.
It’s an unfinished manuscript.

1071
00:58:10,466 –> 00:58:12,234
What?

1072
00:58:13,537 –> 00:58:14,937
Okay, great.
What do we do now?

1073
00:58:16,172 –> 00:58:18,038
Slappy’s gonna go after Mom.

1074
00:58:18,040 –> 00:58:21,309
That book is the only thing
we have to stop him.

1075
00:58:21,311 –> 00:58:23,644
We have to go to
the nursing home and save her.

1076
00:58:23,646 –> 00:58:25,579
Mom’s not at
the nursing home.

1077
00:58:25,581 –> 00:58:27,681
Where is she?

1078
00:58:27,683 –> 00:58:30,885
– On her way home to save us.
– What?

1079
00:58:30,887 –> 00:58:33,288
She called while we were
attacked by gummy bears.

1080
00:58:33,290 –> 00:58:35,056
Why answer
at a time like that?

1081
00:58:35,058 –> 00:58:38,193
Maybe because unlike you, Sarah,
I pick up Mom’s phone calls.

1082
00:58:38,195 –> 00:58:39,594
Really Guilt trip much?

1083
00:58:39,596 –> 00:58:41,763
We need to find your mom
before Slappy does.

1084
00:58:41,765 –> 00:58:43,466
Now, come on,
let’s go!

1085
00:58:43,468 –> 00:58:45,403
(♪♪♪)

1086
00:58:47,472 –> 00:58:50,573
Your woodworking skills
are impressive.

1087
00:58:50,575 –> 00:58:51,806
Yes.

1088
00:58:51,808 –> 00:58:53,975
This will do nicely.

1089
00:58:53,977 –> 00:58:56,845
Oh, I used to manage
a hardware store.

1090
00:58:56,847 –> 00:58:59,781
– Walter. Focus, please.
– Yes.

1091
00:58:59,783 –> 00:59:05,087
Now tell my monsters to get me
Mama and get me that book.

1092
00:59:05,089 –> 00:59:07,623
Yeah. Yes.

1093
00:59:07,625 –> 00:59:09,561
SARAH: Run!
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1094
00:59:12,864 –> 00:59:14,296
SAM: Duck!
(ALL SNARLING)

1095
00:59:14,298 –> 00:59:15,733
Look out!

1096
00:59:19,737 –> 00:59:22,239
(SPIDER ROARING)

1097
00:59:22,241 –> 00:59:23,408
What the…?

1098
00:59:25,144 –> 00:59:26,445
SONNY: That’s Mr. Peters!

1099
00:59:27,980 –> 00:59:29,779
(SIREN CHIRPING)

1100
00:59:29,781 –> 00:59:32,249
MAN 1: Nice doggy.
MAN 2: It’s right behind you!

1101
00:59:32,251 –> 00:59:34,017
MAN 1: Ah! Not on my leg!

1102
00:59:34,019 –> 00:59:37,254
KATHY: Help!

1103
00:59:37,256 –> 00:59:40,157
That’s Mom! That’s Mom!
Come on!

1104
00:59:40,159 –> 00:59:41,992
PIRATE: You bunch of scallywags!

1105
00:59:41,994 –> 00:59:43,660
KATHY: Kids, watch out!

1106
00:59:43,662 –> 00:59:44,830
(ALL YELL)

1107
00:59:46,698 –> 00:59:47,866
Behind you!

1108
00:59:53,805 –> 00:59:56,274
(SPIDER ROARING)

1109
00:59:56,276 –> 00:59:58,342
Okay, now’s our chance.

1110
00:59:58,344 –> 01:00:00,311
Give me the book.
I’m gonna protect Mom.

1111
01:00:00,313 –> 01:00:02,613
You get the ladder
and meet me at that tree.

1112
01:00:02,615 –> 01:00:04,484
– Wait till it’s safe, then go.
– Okay.

1113
01:00:06,487 –> 01:00:07,655
(GROANS)

1114
01:00:11,358 –> 01:00:12,859
(SKELETON YELLS)

1115
01:00:15,828 –> 01:00:17,462
(GASPS)

1116
01:00:17,464 –> 01:00:19,233
Okay, okay.

1117
01:00:24,171 –> 01:00:26,672
(WAILING)

1118
01:00:26,674 –> 01:00:30,809
Oh, my God! We’re all gonna die!
Run for your life! Ah!

1119
01:00:30,811 –> 01:00:32,744
(CRYING)
Oh, my God.

1120
01:00:32,746 –> 01:00:34,846
Oops. Not a monster.

1121
01:00:34,848 –> 01:00:36,248
SAM: All right, let’s go!

1122
01:00:36,250 –> 01:00:37,749
Come on!

1123
01:00:37,751 –> 01:00:39,251
Halt!

1124
01:00:39,253 –> 01:00:41,987
My orders are
to guard this porch!

1125
01:00:41,989 –> 01:00:43,223
No way.

1126
01:00:43,225 –> 01:00:44,856
You like carving pumpkins,
huh?

1127
01:00:44,858 –> 01:00:46,858
Look what you did
to poor Terry.

1128
01:00:46,860 –> 01:00:49,028
Hiya! I’m round.

1129
01:00:49,030 –> 01:00:51,199
Sergeant Squash,
open fire.

1130
01:00:53,368 –> 01:00:55,068
Oh. Ow!

1131
01:00:55,070 –> 01:00:56,871
(GRUNTING)

1132
01:01:03,078 –> 01:01:04,744
We need to find
another way in!

1133
01:01:04,746 –> 01:01:06,714
No. This is my house.

1134
01:01:06,716 –> 01:01:08,684
SERGEANT: I’m hit! Medic!

1135
01:01:09,985 –> 01:01:11,552
What are you doing?
Put me down!

1136
01:01:11,554 –> 01:01:13,187
Hiya! Happy Easter.

1137
01:01:13,189 –> 01:01:14,588
– No, no!
TERRY: Ugh!

1138
01:01:14,590 –> 01:01:17,057
Yes! Let’s go.

1139
01:01:17,059 –> 01:01:20,027
Sarah, I was so worried.
Are you okay?

1140
01:01:20,029 –> 01:01:21,395
I’m fine.
Just hang tight.

1141
01:01:21,397 –> 01:01:23,364
I’m gonna get you down.
I promise.

1142
01:01:23,366 –> 01:01:24,865
I just need you to trust me.

1143
01:01:24,867 –> 01:01:27,034
KATHY: Don’t worry about me. Run. Hide!

1144
01:01:27,036 –> 01:01:28,871
Ghost at 11 o’clock!

1145
01:01:31,107 –> 01:01:34,110
No, no, no! Get back here!

1146
01:01:37,547 –> 01:01:38,814
(YELLS)

1147
01:01:40,250 –> 01:01:42,717
SARAH: That’s my book! Ah!

1148
01:01:42,719 –> 01:01:44,121
We gotta go.

1149
01:01:46,056 –> 01:01:49,291
(SARAH SCREAMING)

1150
01:01:49,293 –> 01:01:52,227
Sarah!
Sarah, let go of that ghost!

1151
01:01:52,229 –> 01:01:54,764
Do not let go
of that ghost!

1152
01:01:54,766 –> 01:01:55,932
(SCREAMS)

1153
01:01:58,736 –> 01:02:01,236
– You okay?
– No, that ghost took the book.

1154
01:02:01,238 –> 01:02:02,406
(SPIDER ROARS)

1155
01:02:04,742 –> 01:02:07,208
SONNY: Mom!
– Oh, kids. Help!

1156
01:02:07,210 –> 01:02:08,778
No, no, no!

1157
01:02:08,780 –> 01:02:10,879
– Sarah!
SARAH: Mom!

1158
01:02:10,881 –> 01:02:14,216
(KATHY SCREAMING)

1159
01:02:14,218 –> 01:02:16,585
SONNY: It’s heading for the Tesla lab.

1160
01:02:16,587 –> 01:02:18,220
Slappy brought
the tower to life.

1161
01:02:18,222 –> 01:02:19,622
That’s why
this is happening.

1162
01:02:19,624 –> 01:02:20,925
We have to stop him.

1163
01:02:22,260 –> 01:02:24,795
Uh, guys?

1164
01:02:24,797 –> 01:02:26,197
(ALL SNARLING, HISSING)

1165
01:02:27,566 –> 01:02:29,733
Sonny, what do we do?

1166
01:02:29,735 –> 01:02:31,336
I don’t know.
You’re the older one.

1167
01:02:32,471 –> 01:02:34,707
(ALL SCREAMING)

1168
01:02:35,940 –> 01:02:37,509
No, no, no.
It’s me, Mr. Chu!

1169
01:02:38,544 –> 01:02:40,042
Mr. Chu?

1170
01:02:40,044 –> 01:02:43,879
Shh! Follow me!
To the basement now!

1171
01:02:43,881 –> 01:02:45,615
Don’t ruin the Mylar.

1172
01:02:45,617 –> 01:02:48,153
I’m saving it for next year.
Go, go, go.

1173
01:02:49,823 –> 01:02:51,823
(♪♪♪)

1174
01:02:51,825 –> 01:02:53,727
(ENGINE REVVING)

1175
01:02:55,461 –> 01:02:57,060
Let me get this straight.

1176
01:02:57,062 –> 01:03:00,565
We are living a Goosebumps
story right now?

1177
01:03:00,567 –> 01:03:02,232
Okay, clearly you’re a fan.

1178
01:03:02,234 –> 01:03:04,369
This is the greatest thing
I’ve ever heard!

1179
01:03:04,371 –> 01:03:07,271
Hold on. Let me guess, let me
guess, let me guess. Um…

1180
01:03:07,273 –> 01:03:08,806
Monster Blood.

1181
01:03:08,808 –> 01:03:11,776
No, too on the nose.
Yeah, you’re right. Um…

1182
01:03:11,778 –> 01:03:14,679
The Scarecrow Walks
at Midnight.

1183
01:03:14,681 –> 01:03:16,881
No. Haunted Halloween.

1184
01:03:16,883 –> 01:03:20,118
I don’t know that one.
How does it end?

1185
01:03:20,120 –> 01:03:21,953
That’s the problem.

1186
01:03:21,955 –> 01:03:23,454
It doesn’t.

1187
01:03:23,456 –> 01:03:25,358
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(COIL CRACKLING)

1188
01:03:29,329 –> 01:03:31,231
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

1189
01:03:32,500 –> 01:03:33,866
Mm! Mm!

1190
01:03:33,868 –> 01:03:35,467
Hello, Mama.

1191
01:03:35,469 –> 01:03:37,236
Remember me?

1192
01:03:37,238 –> 01:03:39,405
You put me on your lap.

1193
01:03:39,407 –> 01:03:41,774
Put those cute words
in my mouth.

1194
01:03:41,776 –> 01:03:45,544
What was it you called me?
“Bobo” Ha-ha-ha.

1195
01:03:45,546 –> 01:03:47,579
Can’t talk?

1196
01:03:47,581 –> 01:03:49,515
Don’t you worry.

1197
01:03:49,517 –> 01:03:53,452
From now on, I’ll do
the talking for both of us.

1198
01:03:53,454 –> 01:03:55,622
(SLAPPY & WALTER CACKLE)

1199
01:03:55,624 –> 01:03:58,926
I’m gonna make you
so proud, Mama.

1200
01:04:00,762 –> 01:04:03,563
Onarrak unolom

1201
01:04:03,565 –> 01:04:05,365
amol

1202
01:04:05,367 –> 01:04:07,367
annodo irram

1203
01:04:07,369 –> 01:04:09,001
urrak.

1204
01:04:09,003 –> 01:04:11,104
(KATHY WHIMPERING)

1205
01:04:11,106 –> 01:04:13,072
(LAUGHING)
– It’s working.

1206
01:04:13,074 –> 01:04:14,543
Yes.

1207
01:04:17,112 –> 01:04:19,780
(CACKLES)

1208
01:04:19,782 –> 01:04:21,114
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

1209
01:04:21,116 –> 01:04:24,050
My mind is literally
blown right now.

1210
01:04:24,052 –> 01:04:27,253
I mean, we get to finish
our Goosebumps story!

1211
01:04:27,255 –> 01:04:29,623
This isn’t a creative-writing
exercise, Mr. Chu.

1212
01:04:29,625 –> 01:04:31,425
Slappy has our mom!

1213
01:04:31,427 –> 01:04:34,462
Yeah, and then you get to
save your mom. It’s Chapter 22:

1214
01:04:34,464 –> 01:04:37,531
“The kids save their mom
from the demonic dummy.”

1215
01:04:37,533 –> 01:04:39,834
Well, the only thing
I had to save my mom

1216
01:04:39,836 –> 01:04:42,636
was that book,
and I lost it. So…

1217
01:04:42,638 –> 01:04:45,172
Sarah. This is not
your fault.

1218
01:04:45,174 –> 01:04:46,974
If anything, it’s my fault.

1219
01:04:46,976 –> 01:04:49,845
I’m the one who found the book
and brought Slappy to life.

1220
01:04:49,847 –> 01:04:51,580
And I even told Slappy
about Tesla.

1221
01:04:51,582 –> 01:04:53,515
Mom trusted me to
take care of you guys,

1222
01:04:53,517 –> 01:04:55,484
and I told her
I would save her.

1223
01:04:55,486 –> 01:04:57,286
I failed.

1224
01:04:58,822 –> 01:05:00,689
I know I always say that
I can’t wait

1225
01:05:00,691 –> 01:05:03,492
to go to college
and get started on my real life,

1226
01:05:03,494 –> 01:05:05,796
but you guys are my life.

1227
01:05:07,998 –> 01:05:10,232
This is a classic
Goosebumps moment.

1228
01:05:10,234 –> 01:05:12,067
Do you remember
Say Cheese and Die…?

1229
01:05:12,069 –> 01:05:14,069
– This is real life, Chu!
– Okay.

1230
01:05:14,071 –> 01:05:17,773
Guys, Slappy is using the Tesla
Tower to power Halloween.

1231
01:05:17,775 –> 01:05:19,441
If I can get in there,
maybe I can

1232
01:05:19,443 –> 01:05:21,076
shut it off,
and we can save Mom.

1233
01:05:21,078 –> 01:05:22,745
But there’s
monsters everywhere.

1234
01:05:22,747 –> 01:05:24,279
How are we gonna
get past them?

1235
01:05:24,281 –> 01:05:25,781
Easy.

1236
01:05:25,783 –> 01:05:27,249
Camouflage.

1237
01:05:27,251 –> 01:05:28,686
(♪♪♪)

1238
01:05:30,153 –> 01:05:31,990
Welcome to my crafts lab.

1239
01:05:33,258 –> 01:05:35,124
Wow.

1240
01:05:35,126 –> 01:05:39,262
Steady on my grind and got no
Time for playing games

1241
01:05:39,264 –> 01:05:43,065
Money on my mind, I’m kicking
As I’m taking names

1242
01:05:43,067 –> 01:05:45,301
The heat is on
Get out the kitchen

1243
01:05:45,303 –> 01:05:47,169
If you can’t handle
The flames

1244
01:05:47,171 –> 01:05:49,405
I’m hustling
I was born to win

1245
01:05:49,407 –> 01:05:51,307
Ain’t never gonna change

1246
01:05:51,309 –> 01:05:55,579
Let me tell you now
I don’t know how

1247
01:05:55,581 –> 01:05:59,983
But the whole world’s
Gonna know my name

1248
01:05:59,985 –> 01:06:03,654
Just wait and see
They gon’ talk about me

1249
01:06:03,656 –> 01:06:06,757
Things ain’t never
Gon’ be the same

1250
01:06:06,759 –> 01:06:08,492
Are you ready

1251
01:06:08,494 –> 01:06:10,762
Are you ready

1252
01:06:10,764 –> 01:06:14,799
Better make way
‘Cause I’m coming through

1253
01:06:14,801 –> 01:06:16,668
Are you ready for me

1254
01:06:16,670 –> 01:06:19,136
Are you ready for me

1255
01:06:19,138 –> 01:06:23,541
You know I’m gonna be
Legendary

1256
01:06:23,543 –> 01:06:25,543
(ALL SNARLING)

1257
01:06:25,545 –> 01:06:27,179
Jeez,
they’re still everywhere.

1258
01:06:29,583 –> 01:06:31,384
It’s actually working.

1259
01:06:32,852 –> 01:06:34,852
Come on. We gotta
get to that tower.

1260
01:06:34,854 –> 01:06:36,756
(♪♪♪)

1261
01:06:40,427 –> 01:06:42,427
SONNY: I can’t believe
we’re really here.

1262
01:06:42,429 –> 01:06:44,128
I can barely see
out of this thing.

1263
01:06:44,130 –> 01:06:45,864
Is it cool?
Is it awesome?

1264
01:06:45,866 –> 01:06:48,366
(WHISPERING)
Hey, fanboy. Let’s focus.

1265
01:06:48,368 –> 01:06:49,670
Right. Sorry.

1266
01:06:51,706 –> 01:06:53,674
Let’s go.

1267
01:07:02,450 –> 01:07:03,984
(SNARLING)

1268
01:07:03,986 –> 01:07:05,284
(ALL GASP)

1269
01:07:05,286 –> 01:07:06,787
(GRUNTS)

1270
01:07:11,960 –> 01:07:14,596
SARAH: (SOFTLY)
Don’t. Move.

1271
01:07:18,033 –> 01:07:19,935
(GRUNTS)

1272
01:07:23,204 –> 01:07:24,906
Come on, let’s go.
Come on!

1273
01:07:36,986 –> 01:07:38,418
Look at this place.

1274
01:07:38,420 –> 01:07:40,620
SARAH: It’s so creepy.

1275
01:07:40,622 –> 01:07:42,190
Stay close.

1276
01:07:43,760 –> 01:07:45,662
(CHITTERING)

1277
01:07:49,432 –> 01:07:51,766
SAM: No wonder Tesla
abandoned this place.

1278
01:07:51,768 –> 01:07:58,439
Shh, shh, shh.
Do you hear that?

1279
01:07:58,441 –> 01:07:59,975
(SHRIEKING)

1280
01:07:59,977 –> 01:08:01,244
(YELLING)

1281
01:08:07,885 –> 01:08:09,318
Come on.

1282
01:08:13,891 –> 01:08:15,891
(MONSTER GROANS)

1283
01:08:15,893 –> 01:08:18,192
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1284
01:08:18,194 –> 01:08:19,863
(♪♪♪)

1285
01:08:30,175 –> 01:08:32,077
(GIRL SCREAMING)

1286
01:08:35,046 –> 01:08:36,344
STINE: Oh, no.

1287
01:08:36,346 –> 01:08:40,116
Not Haunted Halloween.

1288
01:08:40,118 –> 01:08:41,686
(DEATH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1289
01:08:42,954 –> 01:08:44,821
(GIRLS SCREAMING)

1290
01:08:44,823 –> 01:08:47,792
Oh, my writing was
so cliché back then.

1291
01:08:51,730 –> 01:08:55,565
I knew it! I knew I came up
with that first.

1292
01:08:55,567 –> 01:08:57,867
(SIREN WAILS)

1293
01:08:57,869 –> 01:09:01,370
That clever little dummy’s
writing his own ending.

1294
01:09:01,372 –> 01:09:03,239
Not in my book,
he’s not.

1295
01:09:03,241 –> 01:09:05,508
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1296
01:09:05,510 –> 01:09:07,213
Oh, gnomes.

1297
01:09:08,714 –> 01:09:10,180
Don’t you dare.

1298
01:09:10,182 –> 01:09:11,414
Stay.

1299
01:09:11,416 –> 01:09:13,919
Ow! Son of a… Ah!

1300
01:09:15,286 –> 01:09:17,187
(WITCHES SHRIEKING)

1301
01:09:17,189 –> 01:09:19,456
Oh, witches!

1302
01:09:19,458 –> 01:09:21,859
Get away, witches!

1303
01:09:21,861 –> 01:09:24,764
(ENGINE REVS)

1304
01:09:26,432 –> 01:09:29,602
SAM: Guys, do you hear that?
– Shh!

1305
01:09:33,106 –> 01:09:34,371
Wow.

1306
01:09:34,373 –> 01:09:36,943
SARAH: Whoa.

1307
01:09:37,778 –> 01:09:40,512
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

1308
01:09:40,514 –> 01:09:42,247
Welcome.

1309
01:09:42,249 –> 01:09:44,384
Slappy.

1310
01:09:46,052 –> 01:09:47,287
(GRUNTING)

1311
01:09:49,422 –> 01:09:51,322
– Walter?
(GRUNTS)

1312
01:09:51,324 –> 01:09:53,025
Where’s my mother?

1313
01:09:53,027 –> 01:09:56,130
Don’t you mean our mother?

1314
01:10:00,835 –> 01:10:03,769
(IN RASPY VOICE)
There’s my sweet little babies.

1315
01:10:03,771 –> 01:10:07,072
I just love a family reunion.

1316
01:10:07,074 –> 01:10:10,308
– Mom.
– What did you do?

1317
01:10:10,310 –> 01:10:12,411
(ALL GASP)

1318
01:10:12,413 –> 01:10:14,413
SLAPPY: I had a papa once!

1319
01:10:14,415 –> 01:10:16,348
He let me down.

1320
01:10:16,350 –> 01:10:19,252
But a mother’s love
is forever.

1321
01:10:19,254 –> 01:10:21,054
Turn her back now,
you psycho!

1322
01:10:21,056 –> 01:10:22,788
Oh, should I?

1323
01:10:22,790 –> 01:10:27,393
Unfortunately,
I have other plans.

1324
01:10:27,395 –> 01:10:29,428
Walter!
The book, please.

1325
01:10:29,430 –> 01:10:30,598
Yes.

1326
01:10:32,600 –> 01:10:34,134
This book.

1327
01:10:34,136 –> 01:10:36,102
Go prepare the tower!

1328
01:10:36,104 –> 01:10:38,138
(GROWLS)

1329
01:10:38,140 –> 01:10:40,440
I’m going to do what
Stine couldn’t:

1330
01:10:40,442 –> 01:10:43,743
Finish this book,
once and for all.

1331
01:10:43,745 –> 01:10:45,647
(BOTH CACKLING)

1332
01:10:49,451 –> 01:10:52,220
(CHUCKLES)
Spoiler alert:

1333
01:10:52,222 –> 01:10:54,989
The manuscript gets destroyed
in that tower,

1334
01:10:54,991 –> 01:10:58,491
and my Halloween family
lasts forever!

1335
01:10:58,493 –> 01:11:01,696
Mama,
babysit the children for me.

1336
01:11:01,698 –> 01:11:03,496
Yes, dear.

1337
01:11:03,498 –> 01:11:05,666
We can’t let him
destroy that book.

1338
01:11:05,668 –> 01:11:09,439
Sonny, turn this thing off.
I’m going after Slappy.

1339
01:11:12,041 –> 01:11:14,141
Just you and me now,
Slappy.

1340
01:11:14,143 –> 01:11:19,181
Can’t hear you. I’m too far
ahead of you. Hee-hee-hee!

1341
01:11:19,183 –> 01:11:22,050
SONNY: This is amperage
and this is voltage?

1342
01:11:22,052 –> 01:11:23,886
None of these cables
make any sense.

1343
01:11:23,888 –> 01:11:25,787
What about here?
Start pulling levers.

1344
01:11:25,789 –> 01:11:28,156
– No, no, Sam, don’t!
– Ah!

1345
01:11:28,158 –> 01:11:30,526
Slappy booby-trapped
all this stuff.

1346
01:11:39,803 –> 01:11:41,570
(GASPS)

1347
01:11:41,572 –> 01:11:45,409
Careful, Sarah. It’d be a shame
to fall from that height.

1348
01:11:46,510 –> 01:11:48,311
(WITCH SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

1349
01:11:48,313 –> 01:11:49,713
(YELLS)

1350
01:11:53,318 –> 01:11:55,417
Plenty more
where that came from.

1351
01:11:55,419 –> 01:11:57,419
(CACKLES)

1352
01:11:57,421 –> 01:11:59,758
Come on, Sonny,
turn this thing off.

1353
01:12:01,593 –> 01:12:04,093
Oh, no. Sonny hurry up.

1354
01:12:04,095 –> 01:12:05,828
Slappy’s at the top.
Do something.

1355
01:12:05,830 –> 01:12:07,230
I can’t do it, Sam.

1356
01:12:07,232 –> 01:12:09,732
Come on, Sonny.
You are the smartest kid I know.

1357
01:12:09,734 –> 01:12:12,269
Sam, I couldn’t even do
my little science project.

1358
01:12:12,271 –> 01:12:13,536
Slappy did that.

1359
01:12:13,538 –> 01:12:14,973
And even that one shorted out.

1360
01:12:18,044 –> 01:12:20,443
Wait. That’s it.

1361
01:12:20,445 –> 01:12:24,248
We turn it up. All the way up.
We blow the fuse.

1362
01:12:24,250 –> 01:12:26,016
– Yes!
– The fuse is over there.

1363
01:12:26,018 –> 01:12:27,920
(♪♪♪)

1364
01:12:31,357 –> 01:12:36,527
And now to finish this story
and destroy the town.

1365
01:12:36,529 –> 01:12:37,964
(GRUNTS)

1366
01:12:39,098 –> 01:12:40,267
No!

1367
01:12:42,102 –> 01:12:44,568
What do you think
you’re doing?

1368
01:12:44,570 –> 01:12:46,237
Writing my own ending.

1369
01:12:46,239 –> 01:12:47,738
Spoiler alert:
I save the town

1370
01:12:47,740 –> 01:12:49,309
and put you back
where you belong.

1371
01:12:52,112 –> 01:12:53,912
(GRUNTING)

1372
01:12:53,914 –> 01:12:55,612
SLAPPY: What’s the matter?

1373
01:12:55,614 –> 01:12:57,749
Writer’s block?

1374
01:12:57,751 –> 01:12:59,184
Again?

1375
01:12:59,186 –> 01:13:00,819
– Grab that lever. Yes.
– This one?

1376
01:13:00,821 –> 01:13:03,154
On my count,
we push up at the same time.

1377
01:13:03,156 –> 01:13:04,825
Ready Go!

1378
01:13:07,094 –> 01:13:08,229
(ALARM SOUNDING)

1379
01:13:16,337 –> 01:13:17,769
Give me the book.

1380
01:13:17,771 –> 01:13:19,040
(GRUNTING)

1381
01:13:20,975 –> 01:13:23,275
You’re not gonna
get this book, Slappy.

1382
01:13:23,277 –> 01:13:26,312
I have a friend
who might think otherwise.

1383
01:13:26,314 –> 01:13:27,982
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1384
01:13:29,283 –> 01:13:30,983
(SARAH YELLS)

1385
01:13:30,985 –> 01:13:32,887
(BALLOONS POPPING)

1386
01:13:36,425 –> 01:13:38,960
Nowhere else to run, sis!

1387
01:13:43,198 –> 01:13:46,732
Fine. You win, Slappy.

1388
01:13:46,734 –> 01:13:49,602
I’ll give you the book,
but you gotta turn my mom back.

1389
01:13:49,604 –> 01:13:51,140
Deal.

1390
01:13:56,445 –> 01:13:59,746
It all ends
Slappily ever after.

1391
01:13:59,748 –> 01:14:01,314
(CACKLES)

1392
01:14:01,316 –> 01:14:04,017
You forgot one thing:

1393
01:14:04,019 –> 01:14:05,919
Never judge a book
by its cover.

1394
01:14:05,921 –> 01:14:07,723
What?

1395
01:14:09,024 –> 01:14:10,324
No!

1396
01:14:10,326 –> 01:14:12,228
(BOTH YELL)

1397
01:14:17,934 –> 01:14:19,736
(GROANING)

1398
01:14:23,773 –> 01:14:25,942
(ALL GRUNTING)

1399
01:14:31,214 –> 01:14:33,415
(NORMALLY)
Sonny, what’s happening?

1400
01:14:33,417 –> 01:14:34,584
Mom.

1401
01:14:35,919 –> 01:14:37,854
We need to get out of here!

1402
01:14:39,756 –> 01:14:42,026
(SCREAMING)

1403
01:14:48,365 –> 01:14:50,267
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1404
01:15:14,758 –> 01:15:16,660
(YELLING)

1405
01:15:23,168 –> 01:15:24,537
(GROANING)

1406
01:15:28,574 –> 01:15:30,476
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1407
01:15:34,980 –> 01:15:36,580
(YELLS)

1408
01:15:36,582 –> 01:15:38,715
It’s working!

1409
01:15:38,717 –> 01:15:39,919
Go, kids!

1410
01:15:41,786 –> 01:15:43,122
(BRAKES SQUEAL)

1411
01:15:57,069 –> 01:15:58,470
(WOLF HOWLS)

1412
01:15:58,472 –> 01:16:00,039
(GROANING)

1413
01:16:08,515 –> 01:16:10,417
(PANTING)

1414
01:16:21,361 –> 01:16:22,696
Hello?

1415
01:16:23,997 –> 01:16:25,730
Someone called for me?

1416
01:16:25,732 –> 01:16:29,402
KATHY: Sarah Oh! Oh…
– Mom!

1417
01:16:29,404 –> 01:16:31,137
STINE: Hello?

1418
01:16:31,139 –> 01:16:33,472
I got your message.
I’m here.

1419
01:16:33,474 –> 01:16:35,675
Don’t worry.
Everything’s going to be okay.

1420
01:16:35,677 –> 01:16:38,010
I need typing paper,
a thesaurus,

1421
01:16:38,012 –> 01:16:40,112
Diet Coke,
and a quiet place to compose.

1422
01:16:40,114 –> 01:16:43,883
Preferably in a comfortable
chair with lumbar support.

1423
01:16:43,885 –> 01:16:46,687
Are you R.L. Stine?

1424
01:16:46,689 –> 01:16:49,623
Me No, I’m Dr. Seuss.
R.L. Stine was unavailable.

1425
01:16:49,625 –> 01:16:51,059
Yes, of course,
I’m R.L. Stine!

1426
01:16:52,827 –> 01:16:55,698
Then I guess this
belongs to you.

1427
01:16:56,632 –> 01:16:58,332
Don’t open it.

1428
01:16:58,334 –> 01:17:00,334
(GASPS)

1429
01:17:00,336 –> 01:17:02,735
My first book.

1430
01:17:02,737 –> 01:17:04,504
(SCOFFS)

1431
01:17:04,506 –> 01:17:08,175
You realize I wrote this
when I was around your age.

1432
01:17:08,177 –> 01:17:12,012
More of an amateur work, really,
but I am sure you’ll all agree

1433
01:17:12,014 –> 01:17:15,217
it shows the undeniable promise
of a brilliant young writer.

1434
01:17:16,352 –> 01:17:17,884
Why do you have
a typewriter?

1435
01:17:17,886 –> 01:17:20,254
I was going to
save you with it,

1436
01:17:20,256 –> 01:17:22,956
although it appears you found
a way to save yourselves.

1437
01:17:22,958 –> 01:17:25,693
– A typewriter?
– It’s been done before.

1438
01:17:25,695 –> 01:17:27,295
Once before.

1439
01:17:27,297 –> 01:17:29,230
Maybe twice.

1440
01:17:29,232 –> 01:17:30,964
Maybe more.

1441
01:17:30,966 –> 01:17:32,899
WALTER: Kathy?

1442
01:17:32,901 –> 01:17:35,203
Walter, manager
at Fred’s Pharmacy.

1443
01:17:35,205 –> 01:17:36,437
It’s nice to see you.

1444
01:17:36,439 –> 01:17:38,573
Hi. It’s nice to
see you too.

1445
01:17:38,575 –> 01:17:40,141
What are you doing here?

1446
01:17:40,143 –> 01:17:41,576
I don’t know.

1447
01:17:41,578 –> 01:17:43,945
Walter! Walter!
You got turned into a monster.

1448
01:17:43,947 –> 01:17:46,615
You were big, green, ugly.
You were Slappy’s henchman!

1449
01:17:46,617 –> 01:17:48,983
Weather patterns.
Very strange weather patterns.

1450
01:17:48,985 –> 01:17:51,152
But I think everything’s
back to normal now.

1451
01:17:51,154 –> 01:17:54,155
Fine. Okay, yeah,
the weather has been weird.

1452
01:17:54,157 –> 01:17:55,724
It’s true. Okay, thanks.

1453
01:17:55,726 –> 01:17:57,559
KATHY: What happened to your shirt?

1454
01:17:57,561 –> 01:17:59,094
WALTER: I don’t know.

1455
01:17:59,096 –> 01:18:01,063
(IN PIG LATIN)
Ixnay on the onsters-may.

1456
01:18:01,065 –> 01:18:03,065
– Go ahead, ollow-fay.
SONNY: What?

1457
01:18:03,067 –> 01:18:05,267
(IN ENGLISH)
Means “follow.” Pig Latin.

1458
01:18:05,269 –> 01:18:08,304
Oh, the youth today.

1459
01:18:08,306 –> 01:18:10,439
WALTER: So funny running into you.

1460
01:18:10,441 –> 01:18:14,276
Right I always hoped we’d run
into each other outside of work.

1461
01:18:14,278 –> 01:18:15,545
WALTER: Yeah, me too.

1462
01:18:15,547 –> 01:18:18,080
Hey, if you’re not
busy next week,

1463
01:18:18,082 –> 01:18:20,049
would you wanna
have some dinner?

1464
01:18:20,051 –> 01:18:22,719
– Yeah. Yeah, heh, heh.
– Yeah That’s awesome.

1465
01:18:22,721 –> 01:18:25,255
So they don’t remember
what happened to them?

1466
01:18:25,257 –> 01:18:26,623
The transmutation process

1467
01:18:26,625 –> 01:18:28,625
seems to have wiped
their memories clean.

1468
01:18:28,627 –> 01:18:31,127
All those who were affected
won’t remember a thing.

1469
01:18:31,129 –> 01:18:32,998
(TOMMY SCREAMS)

1470
01:18:38,437 –> 01:18:39,871
Tommy?

1471
01:18:41,574 –> 01:18:44,608
SAM: Are you okay?
– Oh, my God. Guys.

1472
01:18:44,610 –> 01:18:46,610
I had this crazy dream.

1473
01:18:46,612 –> 01:18:49,313
I’m so glad to see you.

1474
01:18:49,315 –> 01:18:51,782
You know, can’t believe
I’m saying this,

1475
01:18:51,784 –> 01:18:53,850
but I’m glad
to see you too, Tommy.

1476
01:18:53,852 –> 01:18:56,354
Kids falling
from the sky.

1477
01:18:56,356 –> 01:18:58,624
My work here is done.

1478
01:19:01,694 –> 01:19:03,361
I’m a writer too.

1479
01:19:03,363 –> 01:19:07,865
Well, an aspiring,
very stuck writer at the moment.

1480
01:19:07,867 –> 01:19:09,533
My condolences.

1481
01:19:09,535 –> 01:19:11,969
All the horrors
in the world can’t compare

1482
01:19:11,971 –> 01:19:14,508
to the terrors
of the blank page.

1483
01:19:17,143 –> 01:19:20,512
Um, any advice
on college essays?

1484
01:19:20,514 –> 01:19:23,582
Well, first rule of writing:
write what you know.

1485
01:19:23,584 –> 01:19:25,317
Thirty years,
and I couldn’t figure out

1486
01:19:25,319 –> 01:19:26,585
how this book should end.

1487
01:19:26,587 –> 01:19:27,986
And somehow you figured out

1488
01:19:27,988 –> 01:19:29,356
how to finish it
in one night.

1489
01:19:30,758 –> 01:19:32,557
I believe in you.

1490
01:19:32,559 –> 01:19:35,227
(ENGINE STARTS)

1491
01:19:35,229 –> 01:19:37,131
(♪♪♪)

1492
01:19:39,500 –> 01:19:42,236
Hm. “Write what you know.”

1493
01:19:43,705 –> 01:19:45,671
SARAH: Recount a time in your life

1494
01:19:45,673 –> 01:19:48,608
when you faced a fear,
challenge or failure.

1495
01:19:48,610 –> 01:19:51,009
I think most of us
are afraid

1496
01:19:51,011 –> 01:19:53,212
that we don’t have
a story to tell.

1497
01:19:53,214 –> 01:19:56,182
That there’s nothing
special about us.

1498
01:19:56,184 –> 01:19:59,051
And then a moment comes
when you least expect it

1499
01:19:59,053 –> 01:20:00,854
where you have to step up,

1500
01:20:00,856 –> 01:20:03,022
no matter
how terrified you are.

1501
01:20:03,024 –> 01:20:04,424
But what
I’ve learned is that

1502
01:20:04,426 –> 01:20:06,058
it’s good to be scared
sometimes.

1503
01:20:06,060 –> 01:20:08,428
Scared of losing
the people we love.

1504
01:20:08,430 –> 01:20:11,130
– Stop, stop!
– It’s a ventriloquist dummy.

1505
01:20:11,132 –> 01:20:13,032
– Oh.
– Really?

1506
01:20:13,034 –> 01:20:14,601
– That’s not funny, Mom.
– Too soon.

1507
01:20:14,603 –> 01:20:16,202
No, I like it.

1508
01:20:16,204 –> 01:20:18,205
Congratulations,
Sonny.

1509
01:20:18,207 –> 01:20:20,072
Thank you so much,
Principal Harrison.

1510
01:20:20,074 –> 01:20:22,609
SARAH: Or scared of not
achieving our dreams.

1511
01:20:22,611 –> 01:20:24,411
Because those moments
remind us

1512
01:20:24,413 –> 01:20:26,680
just how special
our stories really are.

1513
01:20:26,682 –> 01:20:28,317
– Here’s to us.
– Indeed.

1514
01:20:31,387 –> 01:20:34,388
– Hey, Sarah!
– Hi, Mr. Chu.

1515
01:20:34,390 –> 01:20:35,759
CHU: Watch this.

1516
01:20:36,693 –> 01:20:38,560
(MECHANICAL GRUNTS)

1517
01:20:38,562 –> 01:20:41,061
(CHUCKLES)
– I like it.

1518
01:20:41,063 –> 01:20:43,398
Yeah, I just made it
life-size this year.

1519
01:20:43,400 –> 01:20:45,733
You know, just in case.

1520
01:20:45,735 –> 01:20:47,702
No, seriously, you know,
just in case.

1521
01:20:47,704 –> 01:20:50,705
Right. I’ll see you later,
Mr. Chu.

1522
01:20:50,707 –> 01:20:52,207
Bye!

1523
01:20:52,209 –> 01:20:54,075
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1524
01:20:54,077 –> 01:20:57,579
SARAH: And maybe when you
face enough of your fears

1525
01:20:57,581 –> 01:21:00,515
life stops being
so scary after all.

1526
01:21:00,517 –> 01:21:04,753
Now’s the day
To make our dreams alive

1527
01:21:04,755 –> 01:21:07,723
Hey, honey.

1528
01:21:07,725 –> 01:21:09,527
What happened?

1529
01:21:11,094 –> 01:21:12,394
I got in.

1530
01:21:12,396 –> 01:21:14,630
I knew it.
I knew you could do it.

1531
01:21:14,632 –> 01:21:16,499
Oh, I’m so proud
of you!

1532
01:21:16,501 –> 01:21:18,634
(LAUGHS)

1533
01:21:18,636 –> 01:21:20,636
I guess I’m proud.

1534
01:21:20,638 –> 01:21:24,507
– Thanks, Sonny.
– Come on, bring it in.

1535
01:21:24,509 –> 01:21:26,442
Congratulations.

1536
01:21:26,444 –> 01:21:28,945
(CHUCKLES)
Here, take off your jacket.

1537
01:21:28,947 –> 01:21:31,447
Guys, give her some
ornaments, please.

1538
01:21:31,449 –> 01:21:32,682
Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

1539
01:21:32,684 –> 01:21:34,985
– I’m so happy!
– Ha-ha-ha!

1540
01:21:34,987 –> 01:21:37,321
– Here, put that right there.
– Yeah, I like that one.

1541
01:21:38,356 –> 01:21:39,525
(KEYS CLACKING)

1542
01:21:44,630 –> 01:21:46,899
Finally, a new book.

1543
01:21:50,302 –> 01:21:51,905
Yes.

1544
01:22:00,412 –> 01:22:01,812
(SIGHS)

1545
01:22:01,814 –> 01:22:04,314
SLAPPY: Hello, Papa.

1546
01:22:04,316 –> 01:22:06,918
Slappy! I thought
the book got you.

1547
01:22:06,920 –> 01:22:09,219
Maybe those others,
but not me.

1548
01:22:09,221 –> 01:22:11,022
Why is that?

1549
01:22:11,024 –> 01:22:13,089
You know
I always survive.

1550
01:22:13,091 –> 01:22:15,026
You wrote me that way.

1551
01:22:15,028 –> 01:22:19,664
In fact, I wrote my own story
while I was gone.

1552
01:22:19,666 –> 01:22:21,666
And guess what.

1553
01:22:21,668 –> 01:22:24,070
You’re the main character.

1554
01:22:25,138 –> 01:22:27,171
No.

1555
01:22:27,173 –> 01:22:30,376
No!

1556
01:22:31,845 –> 01:22:35,047
You try living in a book
for a while, Papa.

1557
01:22:35,049 –> 01:22:37,482
(CACKLES)

1558
01:22:37,484 –> 01:22:40,387
(♪♪♪)

1559
01:22:41,522 –> 01:22:43,424
(MONSTERS SHRIEKING)

1560
01:22:54,035 –> 01:22:56,203
(ROARS)

1561
01:23:06,615 –> 01:23:08,049
(SHRIEKS)

1562
01:23:09,351 –> 01:23:11,252
(BEARS CACKLING)

1563
01:23:12,687 –> 01:23:14,756
(CACKLES)

1564
01:23:15,757 –> 01:23:17,893
(CHITTERING)

1565
01:23:22,564 –> 01:23:25,231
(GIBBERS)

1566
01:23:25,233 –> 01:23:26,566
HORSEMAN: Hyah!

1567
01:23:26,568 –> 01:23:28,136
(NEIGHS)

1568
01:23:29,304 –> 01:23:30,771
(CHITTERS)

1569
01:23:30,773 –> 01:23:32,271
(GIBBERS)

1570
01:23:32,273 –> 01:23:33,807
HAND: Hands off!

1571
01:23:33,809 –> 01:23:35,845
Hiya! Look at my candle.

1572
01:23:37,145 –> 01:23:39,048
(LAUGHING)

1573
01:23:44,286 –> 01:23:47,024
(SHRIEKING)

1574
01:23:49,325 –> 01:23:51,227
(ROARING)

1575
01:23:52,595 –> 01:23:54,330
(HOWLS)

1576
01:24:05,809 –> 01:24:07,711
(♪♪♪)

1577
01:25:36,703 –> 01:25:38,605
(♪♪♪)

1578
01:28:04,123 –> 01:28:06,058
(♪♪♪)

1579
01:29:41,623 –> 01:29:43,857
SLAPPY: Slappy Halloween.

1580
01:29:43,859 –> 01:29:45,361
(CACKLES)

1581
01:29:45,363 –> 01:29:46,734
Subtitles by explosiveskull
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1
00:00:47,769 –> 00:00:50,672
(♪♪♪)

2
00:01:18,577 –> 00:01:23,577
Subtitles by explosiveskull
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3
00:02:01,713 –> 00:02:03,646
SARAH: Fear.

4
00:02:03,648 –> 00:02:08,018
Fear is something
that everyone experiences.

5
00:02:08,020 –> 00:02:12,322
Fear is a feeling
that we all know.

6
00:02:12,324 –> 00:02:15,795
For me, a fear
that shaped my life was…

7
00:02:17,897 –> 00:02:19,630
(SIGHS)

8
00:02:19,632 –> 00:02:21,464
God, that sucks.

9
00:02:21,466 –> 00:02:23,335
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

10
00:02:27,940 –> 00:02:29,440
(SIGHS)

11
00:02:29,442 –> 00:02:31,475
“Recount a time
when you faced a fear,

12
00:02:31,477 –> 00:02:33,077
challenge or failure.

13
00:02:33,079 –> 00:02:35,982
How did it define you,
or how did you overcome it?”

14
00:02:40,786 –> 00:02:42,722
(♪♪♪)

15
00:02:46,192 –> 00:02:47,426
(RATTLING)

16
00:02:51,430 –> 00:02:53,165
Hello?

17
00:02:54,735 –> 00:02:56,470
Hello?

18
00:03:03,276 –> 00:03:05,477
(ROARS)
(YELPS)

19
00:03:05,479 –> 00:03:07,746
(LAUGHING)

20
00:03:07,748 –> 00:03:09,447
Tyler What are you doing?

21
00:03:09,449 –> 00:03:11,549
Are you crazy?
My mom is gonna hear you.

22
00:03:11,551 –> 00:03:13,119
You see this mask?

23
00:03:13,121 –> 00:03:14,419
Got it on sale.

24
00:03:14,421 –> 00:03:15,655
Very scary.

25
00:03:15,657 –> 00:03:17,288
Sorry.
I was in the neighborhood.

26
00:03:17,290 –> 00:03:19,992
– I texted you like 10 times.
– I told you my phone’s off.

27
00:03:19,994 –> 00:03:22,528
If I miss this deadline,
I don’t get into Columbia.

28
00:03:22,530 –> 00:03:24,864
You’ll be here with me
the next four years.

29
00:03:24,866 –> 00:03:28,934
Consider me your safety school.
Close by, good parties…

30
00:03:28,936 –> 00:03:32,638
Oh, really. Do you also offer
a creative-writing program?

31
00:03:32,640 –> 00:03:36,109
Oh, I’m super creative.
Look, I got you a care package.

32
00:03:36,111 –> 00:03:40,279
– Pringles. And a little bit of Red Bull.
– Heh.

33
00:03:40,281 –> 00:03:42,151
– Thank you.
– You’re welcome.

34
00:03:43,919 –> 00:03:45,152
(DOOR OPENS)

35
00:03:45,154 –> 00:03:46,722
You are so busted.

36
00:03:47,790 –> 00:03:49,923
– So, so busted.
– I’ve got it.

37
00:03:49,925 –> 00:03:51,992
Mom,
this is not what it looks like.

38
00:03:51,994 –> 00:03:54,861
KATHY: No, I know what it is.
I heard the entire thing.

39
00:03:54,863 –> 00:03:56,797
Do people
not whisper anymore?

40
00:03:56,799 –> 00:03:59,633
“Hey, I brought Pringles
and Red Bull.”

41
00:03:59,635 –> 00:04:02,335
“You better be quiet
’cause my mom will hear us.”

42
00:04:02,337 –> 00:04:03,570
(KATHY STAMPS FEET)

43
00:04:03,572 –> 00:04:05,305
Tyler, go home.

44
00:04:05,307 –> 00:04:07,942
Okay.
Uh, just to clarify,

45
00:04:07,944 –> 00:04:10,343
do you mean back out the window
or out the front?

46
00:04:10,345 –> 00:04:11,813
Okay, I’ll use the window.

47
00:04:11,815 –> 00:04:13,681
Sorry, Sarah,
I’ll see you tomorrow.

48
00:04:13,683 –> 00:04:15,417
Ooh! I’m good.

49
00:04:16,485 –> 00:04:18,786
Ah! Still good!

50
00:04:18,788 –> 00:04:21,122
– Go to bed.
– Mom, I can explain.

51
00:04:21,124 –> 00:04:23,491
We’ll discuss this
in the morning.

52
00:04:23,493 –> 00:04:26,094
– Sam is gonna love this.
– You go to bed too.

53
00:04:26,096 –> 00:04:27,929
– What’d I do?
– I don’t need a wingman.

54
00:04:27,931 –> 00:04:30,498
– Okay. Going to bed.
– Hmph.

55
00:04:30,500 –> 00:04:32,400
(DOOR CLOSES)

56
00:04:32,402 –> 00:04:34,304
(♪♪♪)

57
00:04:38,408 –> 00:04:39,844
Ow.

58
00:04:42,046 –> 00:04:44,012
You need to stop
electrocuting yourself

59
00:04:44,014 –> 00:04:46,515
– and eat your breakfast.
– Mom, this is due tomorrow,

60
00:04:46,517 –> 00:04:48,417
and it’s worth 50 percent
of my grade.

61
00:04:48,419 –> 00:04:51,053
How about you eat 50 percent
of your eggs?

62
00:04:51,055 –> 00:04:52,688
(POWER WHINES)

63
00:04:52,690 –> 00:04:54,056
Sonny, seriously?

64
00:04:54,058 –> 00:04:55,958
Sorry. I’m getting close.

65
00:04:55,960 –> 00:04:57,259
(DOORBELL RINGING)

66
00:04:57,261 –> 00:04:59,595
Coming.

67
00:04:59,597 –> 00:05:02,031
Coming!

68
00:05:02,033 –> 00:05:03,532
Morning, Ms. Quinn.

69
00:05:03,534 –> 00:05:05,367
– Good morning, Sam.
– How you doing?

70
00:05:05,369 –> 00:05:07,804
MAN: Kathy! Thank
you for taking Sam.

71
00:05:07,806 –> 00:05:10,073
We’ll be back in three days.
We owe you.

72
00:05:10,075 –> 00:05:11,340
You definitely do.

73
00:05:11,342 –> 00:05:13,375
(HORN HONKS)
(CHUCKLING)

74
00:05:13,377 –> 00:05:15,178
Sonny!
Grab your backpack.

75
00:05:15,180 –> 00:05:17,247
Sarah, let’s go!
I’ve got an errand to run

76
00:05:17,249 –> 00:05:19,117
– on the way to school.
SARAH: Coming!

77
00:05:20,685 –> 00:05:22,719
My condolences on your bust
last night.

78
00:05:22,721 –> 00:05:24,921
Good thing I’m here,
in case any other dudes

79
00:05:24,923 –> 00:05:26,556
try to climb
through your window.

80
00:05:26,558 –> 00:05:28,324
Sonny. I’m gonna kill you.

81
00:05:28,326 –> 00:05:30,961
Kill him in the car.
Okay Go, go, go.

82
00:05:30,963 –> 00:05:34,265
Halloween with pumpkins
And mice

83
00:05:34,267 –> 00:05:37,600
Halloween, it’s so nice

84
00:05:37,602 –> 00:05:39,103
Halloween

85
00:05:39,105 –> 00:05:41,872
– Faster, faster.
With pumpkins and mice

86
00:05:41,874 –> 00:05:45,743
Hey, Kathy.
Hey, kids. Heh, heh.

87
00:05:45,745 –> 00:05:47,310
Mr. Chu.

88
00:05:47,312 –> 00:05:49,947
Wow, you practically got
a theme park here.

89
00:05:49,949 –> 00:05:51,649
Check this out.

90
00:05:51,651 –> 00:05:54,051
(WHIRRING)

91
00:05:54,053 –> 00:05:56,854
Oh, my… Oh! Whoa!

92
00:05:56,856 –> 00:06:00,357
(CHUCKLING)
It’s like being in the movies!

93
00:06:00,359 –> 00:06:03,094
I’m gonna have these puppies
up and running in no time.

94
00:06:03,096 –> 00:06:04,595
You know, for the kids.

95
00:06:04,597 –> 00:06:07,766
– Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
– All right. Bye.

96
00:06:07,768 –> 00:06:09,668
He doesn’t actually have kids,
does he?

97
00:06:09,670 –> 00:06:10,969
No, he does not.

98
00:06:10,971 –> 00:06:13,471
Ooh!

99
00:06:13,473 –> 00:06:15,407
(♪♪♪)

100
00:06:15,409 –> 00:06:18,011
All right, everybody,
let’s make this quick.

101
00:06:19,680 –> 00:06:22,480
You can each pick out a pumpkin
to carve if you want to,

102
00:06:22,482 –> 00:06:24,683
but meet me at
the register in five minutes,

103
00:06:24,685 –> 00:06:25,853
– all right?
– Okay.

104
00:06:26,687 –> 00:06:28,787
Alrighty.

105
00:06:28,789 –> 00:06:30,455
Right here Really?

106
00:06:30,457 –> 00:06:34,996
Yes, here. Everywhere.
It’s called marketing.

107
00:06:38,132 –> 00:06:39,632
Anything you wanna
say to me?

108
00:06:39,634 –> 00:06:43,536
Mom… Mom, I was
working all night. I swear.

109
00:06:43,538 –> 00:06:46,372
I swear,
Tyler just snuck over and…

110
00:06:46,374 –> 00:06:48,441
I’ve just been so stuck
on this essay…

111
00:06:48,443 –> 00:06:50,943
You’re a great writer.
You always have been.

112
00:06:50,945 –> 00:06:53,546
When you have to sum up
your whole life in one essay,

113
00:06:53,548 –> 00:06:55,715
it all just sounds so…

114
00:06:55,717 –> 00:06:57,284
unimpressive.

115
00:06:57,286 –> 00:07:01,722
Honey. I think you’re very
impressive and very capable.

116
00:07:01,724 –> 00:07:02,990
You do?

117
00:07:02,992 –> 00:07:04,324
Thank you.

118
00:07:04,326 –> 00:07:05,692
I do.

119
00:07:05,694 –> 00:07:07,928
Which is why I need you
to watch Sonny and Sam

120
00:07:07,930 –> 00:07:09,696
this week
while I’m working doubles.

121
00:07:09,698 –> 00:07:12,065
Mom! No!
My essay is due Friday.

122
00:07:12,067 –> 00:07:14,701
Sonny’s bigger than me.
He doesn’t need a babysitter.

123
00:07:14,703 –> 00:07:19,173
Ha, ha. Have you seen what he
blows up when he’s supervised?

124
00:07:19,175 –> 00:07:21,842
Hon, I know you’re focused
on getting out of here.

125
00:07:21,844 –> 00:07:23,877
But if I don’t cover
these shifts at work,

126
00:07:23,879 –> 00:07:25,146
I could lose my job.

127
00:07:25,148 –> 00:07:27,683
I need to know
I can count on you.

128
00:07:31,121 –> 00:07:34,088
Okay. Fine.

129
00:07:34,090 –> 00:07:36,557
– Really?
– Yes, really.

130
00:07:36,559 –> 00:07:40,795
Well, you have earned yourself
some corn cushions, little lady.

131
00:07:40,797 –> 00:07:42,096
Really Mom.

132
00:07:42,098 –> 00:07:43,932
(BEEPS)

133
00:07:43,934 –> 00:07:47,202
You’re looking real nice today.

134
00:07:47,204 –> 00:07:51,106
Thank you. Heh, heh.
Blue is very in this year.

135
00:07:51,108 –> 00:07:54,176
– I see you got the memo.
– I guess we’re in the know.

136
00:07:54,178 –> 00:07:55,411
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

137
00:07:55,413 –> 00:07:57,279
Okay. Hey, you know,
the adult diapers

138
00:07:57,281 –> 00:07:59,181
are 2-for-1
if you wanna grab another.

139
00:07:59,183 –> 00:08:01,083
– I just need one today.
– Okay. All right.

140
00:08:01,085 –> 00:08:03,419
I don’t need them.
They’re for the nursing home

141
00:08:03,421 –> 00:08:04,820
– where I work.
– Of course.

142
00:08:04,822 –> 00:08:07,089
– I… I don’t… Heh, heh.
– Hey, no judgment.

143
00:08:07,091 –> 00:08:09,758
– Um, okay. Heh, heh.
– I use a toilet. Heh, heh.

144
00:08:09,760 –> 00:08:13,929
All right. Well, hopefully,
I’ll, uh, see you around soon.

145
00:08:13,931 –> 00:08:16,732
Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for checking me out.

146
00:08:16,734 –> 00:08:19,235
Ringing up my purchases.
You know.

147
00:08:19,237 –> 00:08:20,869
Yes. Yeah. Well, both.

148
00:08:20,871 –> 00:08:23,472
– Yeah. Heh.
– I’ll just get my diapers and go.

149
00:08:23,474 –> 00:08:24,740
Yeah.

150
00:08:24,742 –> 00:08:25,976
Happy Halloween!

151
00:08:25,978 –> 00:08:28,044
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

152
00:08:28,046 –> 00:08:29,948
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

153
00:08:31,950 –> 00:08:33,283
BOY: Yeah, I can help you.

154
00:08:33,285 –> 00:08:34,584
GIRL: Hey, wait up!

155
00:08:34,586 –> 00:08:36,555
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)

156
00:08:38,323 –> 00:08:40,657
Oh, dude,
science fair sign-ups.

157
00:08:40,659 –> 00:08:42,692
If I can just get
my Tesla Tower to work,

158
00:08:42,694 –> 00:08:44,127
easily win. It’d be so cool.

159
00:08:44,129 –> 00:08:45,996
What do you mean?
You’re already cool.

160
00:08:45,998 –> 00:08:49,300
We are treasure hunters.
People respect us around here.

161
00:08:49,302 –> 00:08:51,035
(LAUGHING)

162
00:08:51,037 –> 00:08:52,970
– Ew.
TOMMY: Hey, Junk Bros.

163
00:08:52,972 –> 00:08:56,007
SAM: Spit wads What are you, 9?

164
00:08:56,009 –> 00:08:57,675
What’d you say?

165
00:08:57,677 –> 00:08:59,810
(WHISPERING)
Sam, what are you doing?

166
00:08:59,812 –> 00:09:01,748
I got this.

167
00:09:06,652 –> 00:09:08,353
You know,

168
00:09:08,355 –> 00:09:11,423
we were gonna TP Principal
Harrison’s house tomorrow night.

169
00:09:11,425 –> 00:09:13,258
But now,
I think I’m just gonna spend

170
00:09:13,260 –> 00:09:15,260
the whole night
chasing you guys around.

171
00:09:15,262 –> 00:09:18,196
Hey. Boys,
move it or you’re tardy.

172
00:09:18,198 –> 00:09:19,797
Of course, Ms. Hoover.

173
00:09:19,799 –> 00:09:22,434
I was just extolling
to my good friends Sam and Sonny

174
00:09:22,436 –> 00:09:24,970
my deep love for homework
and all things learning.

175
00:09:24,972 –> 00:09:26,206
Get to class.

176
00:09:30,778 –> 00:09:32,012
Yeah.

177
00:09:32,946 –> 00:09:34,980
What a jerk.

178
00:09:34,982 –> 00:09:36,581
I’d like to check
this book out, please.

179
00:09:36,583 –> 00:09:38,384
And you are…?

180
00:09:38,386 –> 00:09:40,386
Tyler Mitchell.

181
00:09:40,388 –> 00:09:43,922
Okay, Tyler Mitchell.

182
00:09:43,924 –> 00:09:46,325
Oh. Yeah, you have four books

183
00:09:46,327 –> 00:09:48,760
you haven’t returned
since sophomore year.

184
00:09:48,762 –> 00:09:50,729
And your account is frozen.

185
00:09:50,731 –> 00:09:51,998
Damn.

186
00:09:52,000 –> 00:09:53,933
It’s gonna cost 40 bucks
to unfreeze it.

187
00:09:53,935 –> 00:09:55,902
I just spent it
on tickets for us

188
00:09:55,904 –> 00:09:57,937
to see DJ Bisky
at the Den tonight.

189
00:09:57,939 –> 00:10:00,239
You have to come.
You can’t say no.

190
00:10:00,241 –> 00:10:02,509
My way of saying sorry
for getting you busted.

191
00:10:02,511 –> 00:10:04,744
I-I can’t.
My mom is making me

192
00:10:04,746 –> 00:10:07,514
watch my stupid brother
all week and his friend…

193
00:10:07,516 –> 00:10:10,150
Come on. Don’t wait for college
to start having fun.

194
00:10:10,152 –> 00:10:11,552
Show starts at 8.

195
00:10:11,554 –> 00:10:14,654
Get your brother
a babysitter.

196
00:10:14,656 –> 00:10:16,258
(♪♪♪)

197
00:10:21,097 –> 00:10:24,266
Okay. Sam, what do you think?

198
00:10:25,267 –> 00:10:27,434
Nice. Looks just like you.

199
00:10:27,436 –> 00:10:28,804
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

200
00:10:31,107 –> 00:10:32,576
Hello.

201
00:10:34,276 –> 00:10:36,743
Yeah. Yeah, you’re speaking
to a Junk Brother.

202
00:10:36,745 –> 00:10:39,613
Yes, ma’am. This afternoon?

203
00:10:39,615 –> 00:10:41,748
Let me check with my associate.

204
00:10:41,750 –> 00:10:43,750
– Hang up on her.
– This is our opportunity.

205
00:10:43,752 –> 00:10:45,819
– We’re too busy. Stop it.
– We’re doing this.

206
00:10:45,821 –> 00:10:48,490
I have my Tesla Tower project,
I have algebra. No way.

207
00:10:48,492 –> 00:10:50,492
– Fine, fine, fine! Whatever.
– Sam.

208
00:10:50,494 –> 00:10:52,095
All right. Fine.

209
00:10:53,497 –> 00:10:56,231
You are in luck.
Yeah, we can squeeze you in.

210
00:10:56,233 –> 00:10:59,267
24 Ashley Lane?

211
00:10:59,269 –> 00:11:00,835
No, no problem. No problem.

212
00:11:00,837 –> 00:11:04,174
Yeah. Fear not, ma’am.
Junk is our middle name.

213
00:11:05,343 –> 00:11:06,808
(PHONE BEEPS)

214
00:11:06,810 –> 00:11:09,211
“Junk is our…”?
Do you even hear yourself?

215
00:11:09,213 –> 00:11:12,982
Get your shoes on.
It’s time to get rich!

216
00:11:12,984 –> 00:11:15,151
I already have my shoes on.

217
00:11:15,153 –> 00:11:17,088
(♪♪♪)

218
00:11:37,342 –> 00:11:40,544
I guess this is it.
24 Ashley Lane.

219
00:11:40,546 –> 00:11:43,046
Twenty-four is the number
of people murdered here.

220
00:11:43,048 –> 00:11:44,813
All right, Sonny.

221
00:11:44,815 –> 00:11:46,449
Let’s do this.

222
00:11:46,451 –> 00:11:48,353
(CROW CAWING)

223
00:11:57,729 –> 00:12:00,600
Hey. I don’t like the way
those things are looking at us.

224
00:12:03,636 –> 00:12:06,939
We’re treasure hunters, Sonny,
remember. Come on.

225
00:12:20,153 –> 00:12:21,754
(DOOR CREAKS)

226
00:12:27,060 –> 00:12:28,395
Hello?

227
00:12:38,339 –> 00:12:39,506
SONNY: Some treasure.

228
00:12:41,442 –> 00:12:43,310
This place
is definitely haunted.

229
00:12:46,947 –> 00:12:50,182
Dude, there’s more stuff
over here. Come on.

230
00:12:50,184 –> 00:12:53,118
This room’s
even worse.

231
00:12:53,120 –> 00:12:55,287
Come on, Sonny,
it’s not that bad.

232
00:12:55,289 –> 00:12:57,425
There is nothing
to be afraid of.

233
00:12:58,360 –> 00:13:00,360
(BOTH YELL)

234
00:13:00,362 –> 00:13:01,730
(CLEARS THROAT)

235
00:13:06,401 –> 00:13:08,468
SAM: Who stuffs a cat?

236
00:13:08,470 –> 00:13:11,006
How much are they paying us
for this?

237
00:13:12,741 –> 00:13:14,540
(GRUNTS)

238
00:13:14,542 –> 00:13:16,609
Can’t believe you said
we’d work for free.

239
00:13:16,611 –> 00:13:18,278
Not for free.
The lady said

240
00:13:18,280 –> 00:13:20,413
we could keep any junk
we don’t throw away.

241
00:13:20,415 –> 00:13:22,549
Some of that stuff
can have monetary value.

242
00:13:22,551 –> 00:13:24,685
You know what else
has monetary value, Sam?

243
00:13:24,687 –> 00:13:27,222
– Actual money.
– Just start cleaning. Come on.

244
00:13:30,959 –> 00:13:33,594
Found some more stuff
in the attic.

245
00:13:33,596 –> 00:13:36,766
SAM: Okay, what do we got?
– Maybe this is worth something.

246
00:13:40,436 –> 00:13:41,735
It’s stuck.

247
00:13:41,737 –> 00:13:43,272
(GRUNTING)

248
00:13:48,578 –> 00:13:50,480
(♪♪♪)

249
00:13:56,018 –> 00:13:58,320
Dude, I think
we just found a treasure chest!

250
00:13:58,322 –> 00:14:00,455
– Go get it.
– Jackpot!

251
00:14:00,457 –> 00:14:03,191
This is amazing.
It’s like a whole room in here.

252
00:14:03,193 –> 00:14:05,462
I told you.
We come here, we find treasure.

253
00:14:07,964 –> 00:14:10,365
Help me with this.
I bet this thing

254
00:14:10,367 –> 00:14:12,702
is filled with gold
and diamonds and Bitcoins.

255
00:14:12,704 –> 00:14:15,103
Uh, you know Bitcoins
are cryptocurrency, right?

256
00:14:15,105 –> 00:14:17,305
It’s not real coins,
it’s virtual coins.

257
00:14:17,307 –> 00:14:20,175
It’s really cool. It starts
with a process called mining…

258
00:14:20,177 –> 00:14:22,143
Stop being a nerd
for a second and help.

259
00:14:22,145 –> 00:14:24,179
– Yeah, sorry.
– Thank you. Here.

260
00:14:24,181 –> 00:14:27,785
All right. You ready?
Three, two, and…

261
00:14:31,356 –> 00:14:32,523
What?

262
00:14:36,594 –> 00:14:38,461
It’s locked.

263
00:14:38,463 –> 00:14:40,262
Who would lock a book?

264
00:14:40,264 –> 00:14:41,966
Here’s a key.

265
00:14:44,168 –> 00:14:45,635
(BOTH COUGH)

266
00:14:45,637 –> 00:14:47,671
Oh, man.

267
00:14:47,673 –> 00:14:49,374
(GROANS)
(SIGHS)

268
00:14:52,143 –> 00:14:54,176
SAM: Well, what’s in it?

269
00:14:54,178 –> 00:14:56,248
Nothing.
It’s just a beat-up old book.

270
00:14:57,915 –> 00:14:59,685
Doesn’t have a title page.

271
00:15:01,919 –> 00:15:04,321
– So much for treasure.
– Well, look.

272
00:15:04,323 –> 00:15:06,757
We still have all this stuff.
This is a good haul.

273
00:15:06,759 –> 00:15:08,258
Just grab the book anyway.

274
00:15:08,260 –> 00:15:10,427
– It’s gotta be worth something.
– Yeah.

275
00:15:10,429 –> 00:15:12,028
(GASPS)

276
00:15:12,030 –> 00:15:13,932
(♪♪♪)

277
00:15:15,100 –> 00:15:17,704
Sam. Sam, turn around.

278
00:15:19,071 –> 00:15:21,305
(GASPS)

279
00:15:21,307 –> 00:15:23,243
SAM: Where did that come from?

280
00:15:38,658 –> 00:15:42,061
“My name is Slappy.
What’s yours?”

281
00:15:45,365 –> 00:15:48,232
Wait, I think it says something
on the back.

282
00:15:48,234 –> 00:15:52,939
SONNY: “Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

283
00:15:56,477 –> 00:15:58,076
He’s so creepy.

284
00:15:58,078 –> 00:16:00,379
It’s kind of like he’s alive.

285
00:16:00,381 –> 00:16:02,080
I don’t think
anything’s been alive

286
00:16:02,082 –> 00:16:03,482
in this house
since that cat.

287
00:16:03,484 –> 00:16:05,617
I mean, look at this place.

288
00:16:05,619 –> 00:16:07,654
– But I’m alive now!
– Aah!

289
00:16:07,656 –> 00:16:10,055
Oh, Sonny, just give me a kiss.
Just one smooch.

290
00:16:10,057 –> 00:16:12,257
– That’s not funny.
– Yes, it is. It’s hilarious.

291
00:16:12,259 –> 00:16:14,326
It’s a business.
We’re running a business.

292
00:16:14,328 –> 00:16:15,662
Take this more seriously.

293
00:16:15,664 –> 00:16:17,397
It’s too easy, Sonny.
Come on, man.

294
00:16:17,399 –> 00:16:18,964
Hey, I’m taking him.

295
00:16:18,966 –> 00:16:20,966
SONNY: Don’t know why
you took that thing.

296
00:16:20,968 –> 00:16:23,101
– What do you mean He’s awesome.
– Whatever.

297
00:16:23,103 –> 00:16:26,773
TOMMY: Hey, it’s the Junk Sisters!

298
00:16:26,775 –> 00:16:28,475
Oh, great.

299
00:16:28,477 –> 00:16:30,977
Well, at least we know
our marketing’s working.

300
00:16:30,979 –> 00:16:33,781
No teacher around
to save you now.

301
00:16:33,783 –> 00:16:36,049
Hey, are you wearing
my old sweater

302
00:16:36,051 –> 00:16:37,283
from my grandma’s yard sale?

303
00:16:37,285 –> 00:16:38,551
(ALL LAUGH)

304
00:16:38,553 –> 00:16:39,689
Leave us alone.

305
00:16:41,056 –> 00:16:42,456
Okay.

306
00:16:42,458 –> 00:16:44,592
Give me back my sweater
and I’ll let you go.

307
00:16:44,594 –> 00:16:45,826
Really?

308
00:16:45,828 –> 00:16:47,430
Unless you want
your face punched.

309
00:16:50,266 –> 00:16:52,335
(SIGHING)
Whatever.

310
00:16:54,871 –> 00:16:56,138
And your box.

311
00:16:59,709 –> 00:17:03,277
Fine. Just take it.

312
00:17:03,279 –> 00:17:04,612
Yo, what we got?

313
00:17:04,614 –> 00:17:06,815
– What’s this?
– Let’s see. Old radio.

314
00:17:06,817 –> 00:17:09,183
BOY 1: Is that a ruler?
BOY 2: That’s a dog toy.

315
00:17:09,185 –> 00:17:11,553
A stupid book.

316
00:17:11,555 –> 00:17:13,320
Wow.

317
00:17:13,322 –> 00:17:15,857
Great business
you guys are running.

318
00:17:15,859 –> 00:17:17,792
Heh. Your turn.

319
00:17:17,794 –> 00:17:20,328
No. No,
I’m not giving you my box.

320
00:17:20,330 –> 00:17:23,465
Sam, just give it to him.
I like my face unpunched.

321
00:17:23,467 –> 00:17:25,536
No way.
We worked for this stuff.

322
00:17:26,603 –> 00:17:28,370
– Hey, Tommy!
TOMMY: Oh!

323
00:17:28,372 –> 00:17:30,105
– Look at that.
– Tommy, give him back!

324
00:17:30,107 –> 00:17:32,607
Want your doll You dress him up
when you get home?

325
00:17:32,609 –> 00:17:34,442
SAM: Tommy, this isn’t funny.

326
00:17:34,444 –> 00:17:35,579
SONNY: Sam…

327
00:17:37,114 –> 00:17:38,548
What the…?

328
00:17:38,550 –> 00:17:39,918
(SAM & SONNY LAUGH)

329
00:17:45,557 –> 00:17:46,724
What is going on?

330
00:17:48,226 –> 00:17:49,659
BOY 1: Tommy, pull up your pants!

331
00:17:49,661 –> 00:17:51,127
They’re stuck.

332
00:17:51,129 –> 00:17:53,362
Thank you very much.
Sonny, we need to go!

333
00:17:53,364 –> 00:17:57,166
Go! Go! Go! No, don’t touch
my underwear! God! Stop!

334
00:17:57,168 –> 00:18:00,102
No! Go get them!
No! Go get them!

335
00:18:00,104 –> 00:18:02,572
– Go!
– Okay, okay, okay!

336
00:18:02,574 –> 00:18:04,475
(♪♪♪)

337
00:18:10,015 –> 00:18:11,748
Better pedal faster!

338
00:18:11,750 –> 00:18:13,050
Oh, no.

339
00:18:13,052 –> 00:18:14,885
Come on,
don’t make it easy for us!

340
00:18:14,887 –> 00:18:16,118
We need to go!

341
00:18:16,120 –> 00:18:17,888
We’re gonna get you, man!

342
00:18:17,890 –> 00:18:19,291
They’re gaining on us!

343
00:18:21,360 –> 00:18:22,494
Faster!

344
00:18:26,599 –> 00:18:28,100
(ALL GRUNT)

345
00:18:31,537 –> 00:18:34,204
(ALL GROANING)

346
00:18:34,206 –> 00:18:37,075
– What just happened?
– I have no idea.

347
00:18:37,077 –> 00:18:40,044
Get back here, you two!

348
00:18:40,046 –> 00:18:42,914
Ah.
Why does this keep happening?

349
00:18:42,916 –> 00:18:45,416
Sarah!
You won’t believe what happened.

350
00:18:45,418 –> 00:18:47,185
You are never
going to believe this.

351
00:18:47,187 –> 00:18:49,420
We were in this crazy,
abandoned, creepy house

352
00:18:49,422 –> 00:18:51,789
and found this fireplace,
which had a cat on it I twisted.

353
00:18:51,791 –> 00:18:54,059
It went to a secret
compartment that opened.

354
00:18:54,061 –> 00:18:55,727
Then there was a treasure chest.

355
00:18:55,729 –> 00:18:58,897
Okay, but long story short,
we found…

356
00:18:58,899 –> 00:19:00,600
this guy!

357
00:19:02,168 –> 00:19:03,434
Th-this guy.

358
00:19:03,436 –> 00:19:05,738
This… guy.

359
00:19:05,740 –> 00:19:09,341
Wow. It’s like you’re actively
trying not to be cool.

360
00:19:09,343 –> 00:19:12,611
Here. Mom specifically said
you should fold the laundry.

361
00:19:12,613 –> 00:19:16,118
I’ll be in my room if you
need me, but do not need me.

362
00:19:20,655 –> 00:19:22,488
Hey, Sarah?

363
00:19:22,490 –> 00:19:25,591
This specifically says you are
supposed to fold the laundry.

364
00:19:25,593 –> 00:19:26,826
(DOOR CLOSES)

365
00:19:26,828 –> 00:19:28,094
Sarah.

366
00:19:28,096 –> 00:19:30,096
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

367
00:19:30,098 –> 00:19:31,765
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

368
00:19:31,767 –> 00:19:33,600
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

369
00:19:33,602 –> 00:19:40,340
I spend all the time
Waiting at night for you

370
00:19:40,342 –> 00:19:43,643
What am I doing?

371
00:19:43,645 –> 00:19:46,279
SONNY: We already banned jumping.

372
00:19:46,281 –> 00:19:49,616
SAM: I banned sucking, yet here you are.
Now, come on.

373
00:19:49,618 –> 00:19:52,752
Hey! Yes!

374
00:19:52,754 –> 00:19:54,187
Yes!

375
00:19:54,189 –> 00:19:55,655
It’s 4 to 1.
Why are you celebrating?

376
00:19:55,657 –> 00:19:57,792
Scoring is a reason
for celebration.

377
00:19:57,794 –> 00:19:59,894
SARAH: Bye, I’m leaving!

378
00:19:59,896 –> 00:20:02,496
– Where you going?
– Out. I’ll be back by 10.

379
00:20:02,498 –> 00:20:04,498
If Mom calls,
tell her I’m in the shower.

380
00:20:04,500 –> 00:20:07,068
You were gonna help me
with my science presentation.

381
00:20:07,070 –> 00:20:08,335
There’s two dummies
on the couch.

382
00:20:08,337 –> 00:20:09,570
Practice on one of them.

383
00:20:09,572 –> 00:20:11,338
Ouch.

384
00:20:11,340 –> 00:20:13,240
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

385
00:20:13,242 –> 00:20:15,179
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

386
00:20:17,014 –> 00:20:18,916
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

387
00:20:44,142 –> 00:20:45,275
Tyler!

388
00:20:59,524 –> 00:21:01,793
(DANCE MUSIC FADES INTO BACKGROUND)

389
00:21:08,099 –> 00:21:11,002
(♪♪♪)

390
00:21:25,151 –> 00:21:26,317
(SIGHS)

391
00:21:36,462 –> 00:21:37,797
(ENGINE STARTS)

392
00:21:43,270 –> 00:21:45,604
SAM: All right, there we go.

393
00:21:48,809 –> 00:21:51,144
Okay. And…

394
00:21:53,312 –> 00:21:58,149
Sergeant, your orders
are to guard this porch.

395
00:21:58,151 –> 00:22:00,351
It was more than
a hundred years ago

396
00:22:00,353 –> 00:22:02,620
when Nikola Tesla
first lit up the sky

397
00:22:02,622 –> 00:22:04,256
over Wardenclyffe, New York.

398
00:22:04,258 –> 00:22:05,990
Tesla wanted to create a world

399
00:22:05,992 –> 00:22:07,826
where anything
could be transmitted

400
00:22:07,828 –> 00:22:09,327
through giant electric towers:

401
00:22:09,329 –> 00:22:13,531
Power, sound,
maybe even brain waves.

402
00:22:13,533 –> 00:22:16,501
It was like
the original Wi-Fi.

403
00:22:16,503 –> 00:22:20,840
But suddenly and mysteriously,
he shut down his lab in 1908.

404
00:22:20,842 –> 00:22:23,609
His tower
never lit up the sky again.

405
00:22:23,611 –> 00:22:24,844
Until…

406
00:22:24,846 –> 00:22:26,111
today!

407
00:22:26,113 –> 00:22:27,682
May I have a volunteer?

408
00:22:28,783 –> 00:22:30,783
You, sir, in the gray suit.

409
00:22:30,785 –> 00:22:34,355
Hold this
and prepare to be amazed.

410
00:22:35,990 –> 00:22:37,489
I present to you all:

411
00:22:37,491 –> 00:22:38,659
Tesla!

412
00:22:41,964 –> 00:22:43,298
(POWER WHINES)

413
00:22:45,033 –> 00:22:46,500
(SIGHS)

414
00:22:49,537 –> 00:22:51,605
Don’t give me that look.

415
00:22:51,607 –> 00:22:53,807
I’m trying
to bring back your tower.

416
00:22:53,809 –> 00:22:55,141
(♪♪♪)

417
00:22:55,143 –> 00:22:57,177
SLAPPY: Bravo.

418
00:22:57,179 –> 00:23:00,981
I, for one, think it’s
an electrifying presentation.

419
00:23:00,983 –> 00:23:02,718
(CACKLES)

420
00:23:05,053 –> 00:23:08,124
Sam. I’m not
gonna fall for that again.

421
00:23:09,825 –> 00:23:12,059
Ha-ha-ha. Very funny.

422
00:23:12,061 –> 00:23:13,727
It’s like a microphone?

423
00:23:13,729 –> 00:23:16,429
You’re talking through
your cell phone or something?

424
00:23:16,431 –> 00:23:19,200
Sam.
Sam, it’s a stupid prank.

425
00:23:19,202 –> 00:23:21,738
You ever heard
of personal space Mm!

426
00:23:27,510 –> 00:23:28,878
(GRUNTS)

427
00:23:32,081 –> 00:23:33,881
How are you talking
to me right now?

428
00:23:33,883 –> 00:23:38,086
You brought me to life.
Don’t you remember, Sonny?

429
00:23:38,088 –> 00:23:39,854
– Sam?
SAM: What?

430
00:23:39,856 –> 00:23:41,722
What’s the problem?

431
00:23:41,724 –> 00:23:43,424
Just come up here. Please.

432
00:23:43,426 –> 00:23:45,593
Dude, I told you,
I don’t care about Tesla.

433
00:23:45,595 –> 00:23:47,729
– Right now, Sam.
SAM: Fine!

434
00:23:47,731 –> 00:23:50,065
I’ve always wanted a brother.

435
00:23:50,067 –> 00:23:52,434
Please don’t try
to educate me on Tesla.

436
00:23:52,436 –> 00:23:57,541
Hello, Sam. Thank you for saving
me from that moron today.

437
00:23:58,609 –> 00:24:00,343
Oh, he’s battery-operated.

438
00:24:00,345 –> 00:24:02,544
(WHISPERING) No, no, no.
Sam, Sam, he’s alive.

439
00:24:02,546 –> 00:24:04,613
SLAPPY: Sorry for what
happened with Tommy.

440
00:24:04,615 –> 00:24:07,749
I guess you could say
he got hosed.

441
00:24:07,751 –> 00:24:10,219
(CACKLES)

442
00:24:10,221 –> 00:24:11,988
– That was you?
SLAPPY: Yep.

443
00:24:11,990 –> 00:24:16,592
And now that we’re family,
we can be brothers!

444
00:24:16,594 –> 00:24:18,930
I think I’d make
a great Junk Brother.

445
00:24:20,498 –> 00:24:23,499
Right. Just a sec. Sidebar.

446
00:24:23,501 –> 00:24:24,801
Are we losing our minds?

447
00:24:24,803 –> 00:24:26,736
I don’t think
we can at the same time.

448
00:24:26,738 –> 00:24:28,071
Okay, but just to clarify,

449
00:24:28,073 –> 00:24:29,806
we’re talking
to a puppet right now.

450
00:24:29,808 –> 00:24:31,042
Yeah.

451
00:24:32,744 –> 00:24:34,347
Maybe he’s alive.

452
00:24:36,581 –> 00:24:40,317
Of course I’m alive!
Heh-heh-heh.

453
00:24:40,319 –> 00:24:44,154
And I can make
all your problems go away.

454
00:24:44,156 –> 00:24:47,360
Didn’t your sister tell you
to fold the laundry?

455
00:24:50,496 –> 00:24:53,831
There. Now you have time
to do your homework.

456
00:24:53,833 –> 00:24:57,134
Oh, what’s that You don’t want
to do your homework?

457
00:24:57,136 –> 00:24:59,638
That’s okay.
I just did it for you.

458
00:25:01,640 –> 00:25:03,542
(♪♪♪)

459
00:25:06,779 –> 00:25:08,612
You know algebra?

460
00:25:08,614 –> 00:25:10,514
A squared
plus B squared equals

461
00:25:10,516 –> 00:25:12,549
of course! Heh, heh.

462
00:25:12,551 –> 00:25:15,887
This is amazing.
It’s all correct.

463
00:25:15,889 –> 00:25:17,856
So you can change
all of our grades.

464
00:25:17,858 –> 00:25:21,327
I can only change
the things right in front of me.

465
00:25:21,329 –> 00:25:24,931
But whatever I see,
I can bring to life.

466
00:25:26,367 –> 00:25:29,368
Karru marri odonna loma

467
00:25:29,370 –> 00:25:33,239
molonu karrano.

468
00:25:33,241 –> 00:25:35,673
ANNOUNCER: Round one. Fight!

469
00:25:35,675 –> 00:25:39,011
(BOTH SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

470
00:25:39,013 –> 00:25:40,481
(BOTH GRUNTING)

471
00:25:42,283 –> 00:25:43,949
SONNY: That is awesome.

472
00:25:43,951 –> 00:25:47,787
I will never question
picking up junk again.

473
00:25:47,789 –> 00:25:49,955
Wait until Mom
and Sarah find out.

474
00:25:49,957 –> 00:25:51,223
(GROANS)

475
00:25:51,225 –> 00:25:53,025
SLAPPY: Slow your roll there, kid.

476
00:25:53,027 –> 00:25:56,562
Let’s just keep this
our little secret for now.

477
00:25:56,564 –> 00:26:00,666
Give me a chance
to win them over first.

478
00:26:00,668 –> 00:26:02,536
(CACKLES)

479
00:26:02,538 –> 00:26:04,905
(CAR NOISES PLAYING OVER TV)

480
00:26:04,907 –> 00:26:08,008
SLAPPY: Ah, you’re terrible at this.
Heh-heh-heh.

481
00:26:08,010 –> 00:26:10,043
I’m literally crushing you
right now.

482
00:26:10,045 –> 00:26:12,345
Can’t believe you’re losing
to a puppet.

483
00:26:12,347 –> 00:26:15,550
Right. And I’m not
even using my magical powers.

484
00:26:15,552 –> 00:26:16,718
– Heh. Hm?
(DOOR SLAMS)

485
00:26:21,857 –> 00:26:23,623
Back so soon?

486
00:26:23,625 –> 00:26:25,460
– Don’t ask.
SONNY: Are you okay?

487
00:26:25,462 –> 00:26:27,627
– What happened?
– What happened?

488
00:26:27,629 –> 00:26:30,730
Well, turns out the guy I liked
is a total scumbag.

489
00:26:30,732 –> 00:26:33,234
Mom expects me to run
this entire house by myself.

490
00:26:33,236 –> 00:26:35,570
And if I don’t figure out
this essay by Friday,

491
00:26:35,572 –> 00:26:39,075
I’m never getting out of this
town. So no, I’m not okay.

492
00:26:43,213 –> 00:26:45,148
Why are you guys
acting so weird?

493
00:26:46,182 –> 00:26:47,416
– Us?
– Nothing.

494
00:26:47,418 –> 00:26:48,850
SAM: No reason at all. Mm-hm.

495
00:26:48,852 –> 00:26:50,519
I’m working
on my science project.

496
00:26:50,521 –> 00:26:52,687
– We’re just playing video games.
– Just us two.

497
00:26:52,689 –> 00:26:55,022
– Nobody else.
SONNY: Mm-hm.

498
00:26:55,024 –> 00:26:56,924
I’m going to bed.

499
00:26:56,926 –> 00:26:58,262
Good night.

500
00:26:59,463 –> 00:27:01,398
(♪♪♪)

501
00:27:03,934 –> 00:27:05,402
Who just said that?

502
00:27:06,737 –> 00:27:08,203
– Me!
– Sam.

503
00:27:08,205 –> 00:27:09,606
(IN RASPY VOICE)
Good night.

504
00:27:09,608 –> 00:27:11,373
SONNY: It’s a new thing we’re doing.

505
00:27:11,375 –> 00:27:13,375
(IN RASPY VOICE) Good night.
Good night.

506
00:27:13,377 –> 00:27:15,277
– Hit the hay.
SONNY: Good night, Sarah.

507
00:27:15,279 –> 00:27:17,514
Night-night.

508
00:27:17,516 –> 00:27:19,748
(NORMALLY)
That is not cool, Slappy.

509
00:27:19,750 –> 00:27:21,286
(CHUCKLES)

510
00:27:25,190 –> 00:27:27,058
(♪♪♪)

511
00:27:42,874 –> 00:27:44,743
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

512
00:28:20,180 –> 00:28:22,049
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

513
00:28:29,722 –> 00:28:32,390
What the hell?

514
00:28:32,392 –> 00:28:36,061
– Ugh. God, they are such tools.
TYLER: Boo!

515
00:28:36,063 –> 00:28:38,863
(GASPS, THEN CHUCKLES)

516
00:28:38,865 –> 00:28:41,567
Missed you at the show
last night.

517
00:28:41,569 –> 00:28:44,403
Bet you did. You have fun?

518
00:28:44,405 –> 00:28:46,572
It was okay.
A bunch of us just hanging out.

519
00:28:46,574 –> 00:28:48,073
Totally casual.

520
00:28:48,075 –> 00:28:49,577
Right.

521
00:28:51,579 –> 00:28:53,913
– What’s with the dummy?
– Oh, him?

522
00:28:53,915 –> 00:28:56,182
We were just hanging out.

523
00:28:56,184 –> 00:28:58,186
Totally casual.

524
00:29:02,557 –> 00:29:04,459
(♪♪♪)

525
00:29:15,671 –> 00:29:17,571
(LOCK CLICKS)

526
00:29:17,573 –> 00:29:18,741
Fly, little ghost.

527
00:29:23,912 –> 00:29:26,980
Hey, whoever that is, can you
toss me up some more string?

528
00:29:26,982 –> 00:29:28,417
SLAPPY: Sure.

529
00:29:33,289 –> 00:29:34,555
(SCOFFS)

530
00:29:34,557 –> 00:29:37,124
Okay.

531
00:29:37,126 –> 00:29:39,926
That’s hilarious.

532
00:29:39,928 –> 00:29:41,329
Sarah?

533
00:29:41,331 –> 00:29:42,764
(SLAPPY CLEARS THROAT)

534
00:29:42,766 –> 00:29:45,832
Oh! Hey, hey, hey,
not funny, not funny.

535
00:29:45,834 –> 00:29:47,834
Sarah, stop fooling around.

536
00:29:47,836 –> 00:29:51,508
I’d say you’re the one
fooling around.

537
00:29:52,942 –> 00:29:54,375
How are you talking?

538
00:29:54,377 –> 00:29:57,412
I love the theater.

539
00:29:57,414 –> 00:30:00,749
I always bring down the house.

540
00:30:00,751 –> 00:30:02,319
(CACKLES)

541
00:30:04,087 –> 00:30:06,555
Wait, no! What are you doing?
What are you doing?

542
00:30:06,557 –> 00:30:08,156
Tell me, Tyler.

543
00:30:08,158 –> 00:30:10,960
What does it say
on that top step?

544
00:30:12,263 –> 00:30:15,097
Uh… It’s not a step?

545
00:30:15,099 –> 00:30:16,931
Maybe you’ll remember that

546
00:30:16,933 –> 00:30:21,205
the next time you
step out of line with my sister.

547
00:30:23,107 –> 00:30:25,744
(YELLS, THEN GROANS)

548
00:30:32,316 –> 00:30:34,684
It was a puppet, man.
It was a puppet.

549
00:30:34,686 –> 00:30:36,686
It had these
supernatural powers.

550
00:30:36,688 –> 00:30:38,722
He could move things
with his mind.

551
00:30:38,724 –> 00:30:40,190
I swear.

552
00:30:40,192 –> 00:30:42,492
She knows! Ask her.
It was in her locker.

553
00:30:42,494 –> 00:30:45,462
Please tell him real quick.
Sarah, tell him!

554
00:30:45,464 –> 00:30:47,664
It’s just the meds
kicking in, sir.

555
00:30:47,666 –> 00:30:49,699
Last guy said he saw a dragon.

556
00:30:49,701 –> 00:30:51,701
It wasn’t a dragon.
It was a puppet.

557
00:30:51,703 –> 00:30:53,638
(♪♪♪)

558
00:31:01,179 –> 00:31:03,012
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

559
00:31:03,014 –> 00:31:04,684
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

560
00:31:07,152 –> 00:31:09,953
Nikola Tesla
constructed this tower

561
00:31:09,955 –> 00:31:12,123
right here in Wardenclyffe,
New York

562
00:31:12,125 –> 00:31:14,825
to beam bolts of electricity
across the world.

563
00:31:14,827 –> 00:31:16,360
And today…

564
00:31:16,362 –> 00:31:19,630
we are going
to beam bolts of electricity

565
00:31:19,632 –> 00:31:21,565
across this classroom.

566
00:31:21,567 –> 00:31:24,535
Someone beam me
out of this classroom.

567
00:31:24,537 –> 00:31:26,838
(STUDENTS CHUCKLE)

568
00:31:26,840 –> 00:31:29,273
May I have a volunteer?

569
00:31:29,275 –> 00:31:31,676
You, ma’am,
in the pink sweater.

570
00:31:31,678 –> 00:31:34,912
Hold that and prepare
to be amazed.

571
00:31:34,914 –> 00:31:36,715
Behold:

572
00:31:36,717 –> 00:31:39,153
The power of Tesla.

573
00:31:40,521 –> 00:31:42,423
(♪♪♪)

574
00:31:54,034 –> 00:31:55,737
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

575
00:32:00,073 –> 00:32:02,577
Mr. Quinn, unplug that now!

576
00:32:03,678 –> 00:32:04,813
(SHRIEKS)

577
00:32:07,114 –> 00:32:08,750
(STUDENTS CLAMORING)

578
00:32:11,453 –> 00:32:12,754
(POWER WHINES)

579
00:32:16,958 –> 00:32:19,060
BOY: That was awesome!

580
00:32:20,962 –> 00:32:25,566
And that was my presentation
on Nikola Tesla.

581
00:32:25,568 –> 00:32:28,369
Any… Any questions?

582
00:32:30,104 –> 00:32:32,171
Today’s picture day!

583
00:32:32,173 –> 00:32:34,108
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)

584
00:32:37,446 –> 00:32:40,514
This is not good.
I’m so busted.

585
00:32:40,516 –> 00:32:42,483
Oh, great,
the fire department’s here?

586
00:32:42,485 –> 00:32:44,987
They’re definitely gonna
make you repeat a grade.

587
00:32:46,755 –> 00:32:49,590
Please tell me you guys
had nothing to do with this.

588
00:32:49,592 –> 00:32:52,025
Sonny blew up the science wing.
It was so cool.

589
00:32:52,027 –> 00:32:54,027
It was an accident.

590
00:32:54,029 –> 00:32:55,630
What are you doing here?

591
00:32:55,632 –> 00:32:58,098
Tyler Mitchell just got loaded
into an ambulance.

592
00:32:58,100 –> 00:33:00,301
He said the dummy
you guys put in my backpack

593
00:33:00,303 –> 00:33:03,805
attacked him
with supernatural powers.

594
00:33:03,807 –> 00:33:06,274
We didn’t put Slappy
in your backpack.

595
00:33:06,276 –> 00:33:07,942
(♪♪♪)

596
00:33:07,944 –> 00:33:09,312
Get in.

597
00:33:11,348 –> 00:33:12,848
SARAH: You’re telling me

598
00:33:12,850 –> 00:33:16,150
that you discovered
a walking, talking dummy

599
00:33:16,152 –> 00:33:17,820
and you didn’t tell me?

600
00:33:17,822 –> 00:33:19,989
He seemed like a nice guy
at the start.

601
00:33:19,991 –> 00:33:23,659
– He had great manners.
– He told us to keep it a secret.

602
00:33:23,661 –> 00:33:25,761
A, I’m your sister.

603
00:33:25,763 –> 00:33:27,429
And B, as a general rule,

604
00:33:27,431 –> 00:33:29,999
when an animated doll
tells you to keep secrets,

605
00:33:30,001 –> 00:33:31,233
that’s a red flag.

606
00:33:31,235 –> 00:33:32,668
He’s not just some doll.

607
00:33:32,670 –> 00:33:34,670
He’s got powers.
He can move stuff with his mind.

608
00:33:34,672 –> 00:33:36,472
You guys, this is insane.

609
00:33:36,474 –> 00:33:39,375
I mean,
why would he go after Tyler?

610
00:33:39,377 –> 00:33:42,511
Maybe he heard you complaining
about him last night.

611
00:33:42,513 –> 00:33:44,382
Great.
What else did I complain about?

612
00:33:46,752 –> 00:33:48,018
Mom.

613
00:33:48,020 –> 00:33:49,922
(♪♪♪)

614
00:33:59,364 –> 00:34:02,699
Hey, kids, you wanna see
the mummies come to life?

615
00:34:02,701 –> 00:34:04,901
– Sorry, Mr. Chu!
– Don’t have time to talk now!

616
00:34:04,903 –> 00:34:06,736
Your loss!

617
00:34:06,738 –> 00:34:08,505
(MUMMY LAUGHS)

618
00:34:08,507 –> 00:34:10,140
– Mom!
– Ms. Quinn!

619
00:34:10,142 –> 00:34:12,709
(KATHY LAUGHS)

620
00:34:12,711 –> 00:34:18,148
Hey. You didn’t tell me you got
a ventriloquist dummy. How fun!

621
00:34:18,150 –> 00:34:20,918
He was sitting at the table
like a little person.

622
00:34:20,920 –> 00:34:24,021
“Hi, kids. My name is Bobo.

623
00:34:24,023 –> 00:34:26,591
And I like listening to Mom.”
Heh, heh.

624
00:34:26,593 –> 00:34:28,693
Mom, his name is Slappy,

625
00:34:28,695 –> 00:34:30,795
and I would not do that
if I were you.

626
00:34:30,797 –> 00:34:32,897
Slappy.
That’s a ridiculous name.

627
00:34:32,899 –> 00:34:35,067
No, no. His name is Bobo.

628
00:34:35,069 –> 00:34:38,202
– Mom, you don’t understand.
– Ms. Quinn, he’s alive.

629
00:34:38,204 –> 00:34:40,304
I think these guys
are trying to play

630
00:34:40,306 –> 00:34:42,473
some sort of
a Halloween prank on us,

631
00:34:42,475 –> 00:34:44,475
but I’m not buying it.
Are you No.

632
00:34:44,477 –> 00:34:46,078
(PHONE RINGING)

633
00:34:46,080 –> 00:34:49,280
Oh, let me get that.
But nice try. Very creative.

634
00:34:49,282 –> 00:34:52,285
Stay right there.
Don’t go anywhere.

635
00:34:56,724 –> 00:34:59,658
(♪♪♪)

636
00:34:59,660 –> 00:35:03,096
Hi, kids. Good day at school?

637
00:35:03,098 –> 00:35:05,797
Oh, my God. He sounds
even creepier than he looks.

638
00:35:05,799 –> 00:35:08,935
Ha-ha-ha. We’re gonna be
such a happy family.

639
00:35:08,937 –> 00:35:10,602
You’re not our family.

640
00:35:10,604 –> 00:35:13,106
Do it, Sonny. Turn him off.

641
00:35:13,108 –> 00:35:16,743
Hearing you say that
makes me mad.

642
00:35:16,745 –> 00:35:22,081
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

643
00:35:22,083 –> 00:35:23,750
Don’t do that.

644
00:35:23,752 –> 00:35:25,385
Do it again.

645
00:35:25,387 –> 00:35:28,421
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

646
00:35:28,423 –> 00:35:31,027
(GASPING)

647
00:35:34,262 –> 00:35:35,397
(EXHALES)

648
00:35:39,869 –> 00:35:41,037
It worked.

649
00:35:51,313 –> 00:35:52,546
(GASPS)

650
00:35:52,548 –> 00:35:53,947
And trust me.

651
00:35:53,949 –> 00:35:56,784
You don’t want to find out
what happens…

652
00:35:56,786 –> 00:35:59,822
when I get mad.

653
00:36:00,856 –> 00:36:02,723
KATHY: Okay.
– Hm?

654
00:36:02,725 –> 00:36:05,960
Well, that was
an interesting phone call.

655
00:36:05,962 –> 00:36:07,594
Anything you wanna tell me?

656
00:36:07,596 –> 00:36:09,964
Yes, we’ve been trying to.
That dummy is evil.

657
00:36:09,966 –> 00:36:12,433
You blew up the science lab?

658
00:36:12,435 –> 00:36:14,201
Yeah, there was that too.

659
00:36:14,203 –> 00:36:16,604
Do you know
how much damage you’ve caused?

660
00:36:16,606 –> 00:36:17,872
It wasn’t Sonny’s fault.

661
00:36:17,874 –> 00:36:19,774
KATHY: I’m sure it was an accident.

662
00:36:19,776 –> 00:36:22,877
– It wasn’t an accident. The dummy did it.
– Yeah.

663
00:36:22,879 –> 00:36:25,613
Do I look like a dummy
to you?

664
00:36:25,615 –> 00:36:27,215
We’re telling
the truth!

665
00:36:27,217 –> 00:36:28,650
Here’s some truth for you.

666
00:36:28,652 –> 00:36:30,719
Halloween is canceled
for the three of you.

667
00:36:30,721 –> 00:36:32,353
– What?
– Canceled.

668
00:36:32,355 –> 00:36:34,689
– Come on.
KATHY: You know…

669
00:36:34,691 –> 00:36:38,493
I expect this kind of
craziness from the boys.

670
00:36:38,495 –> 00:36:40,395
But I felt like
you were gonna help me

671
00:36:40,397 –> 00:36:42,098
keep things under control,
Sarah.

672
00:36:42,100 –> 00:36:43,532
Mom.

673
00:36:43,534 –> 00:36:45,366
I’m disappointed.

674
00:36:45,368 –> 00:36:47,103
– Come on. Mom.
– Mom, please.

675
00:36:47,105 –> 00:36:48,271
(DOOR SLAMS)

676
00:36:50,240 –> 00:36:52,977
Not as disappointed
as I am.

677
00:36:54,011 –> 00:36:56,280
My room.
Now.

678
00:37:01,053 –> 00:37:02,585
We’ve got a problem.

679
00:37:02,587 –> 00:37:05,055
Yeah. I have never seen
your mom that mad.

680
00:37:05,057 –> 00:37:07,423
I’m talking about
the psycho dummy on our couch.

681
00:37:07,425 –> 00:37:11,161
Did somebody call
a family meeting without me?

682
00:37:11,163 –> 00:37:13,362
No, no. Slappy,
why would you think that?

683
00:37:13,364 –> 00:37:16,933
We were just planning
a surprise party for you.

684
00:37:16,935 –> 00:37:20,370
Well, I’ve got a surprise
for the three of you.

685
00:37:20,372 –> 00:37:22,773
This is my house now.

686
00:37:22,775 –> 00:37:24,775
And under my roof,

687
00:37:24,777 –> 00:37:26,576
I make the rules.

688
00:37:26,578 –> 00:37:29,679
Sorry, but you just got voted
out of this family.

689
00:37:29,681 –> 00:37:31,784
– Huh Aah!
SAM: Oh!

690
00:37:36,890 –> 00:37:39,289
What do we do with him now?

691
00:37:39,291 –> 00:37:40,558
Fireplace.

692
00:37:40,560 –> 00:37:42,059
No. No way.

693
00:37:42,061 –> 00:37:44,228
I would have nightmares
the rest of my life.

694
00:37:44,230 –> 00:37:47,465
No. I have a better idea.

695
00:37:47,467 –> 00:37:49,467
(♪♪♪)

696
00:37:49,469 –> 00:37:52,770
SONNY: Ugh. We’ve
been walking forever.

697
00:37:52,772 –> 00:37:55,640
It’s like this whole place
is made of poison ivy.

698
00:37:55,642 –> 00:37:57,608
SAM:
Stop complaining.

699
00:37:57,610 –> 00:37:59,180
How much farther is it?

700
00:37:59,847 –> 00:38:01,113
Here.

701
00:38:01,115 –> 00:38:03,650
This should work.

702
00:38:06,120 –> 00:38:09,087
Am I the only one that feels
like we’re committing a crime?

703
00:38:09,089 –> 00:38:12,459
It’s a dummy. The only crime
we’re committing is littering.

704
00:38:13,394 –> 00:38:15,961
– Ready?
– Yeah, yeah.

705
00:38:15,963 –> 00:38:17,998
Okay, watch out.

706
00:38:20,000 –> 00:38:21,535
(GRUNTS)

707
00:38:30,245 –> 00:38:31,980
It’s done.

708
00:38:33,648 –> 00:38:35,217
Let’s get out of here.

709
00:38:40,021 –> 00:38:41,323
SAM: Sonny, come on.

710
00:38:54,502 –> 00:38:56,036
We just killed a puppet.

711
00:38:56,038 –> 00:38:58,172
Trust me, we had to.

712
00:38:58,174 –> 00:39:00,241
And I say we just
forget it ever happened,

713
00:39:00,243 –> 00:39:02,076
because no one
will believe us anyway.

714
00:39:02,078 –> 00:39:03,344
It’s over.

715
00:39:03,346 –> 00:39:05,012
He’s locked in a suitcase.

716
00:39:05,014 –> 00:39:07,581
There’s no way
that dummy’s getting out.

717
00:39:07,583 –> 00:39:09,919
(ALL SCREAMING)

718
00:39:11,821 –> 00:39:14,455
Who you calling “dummy,”
dummy?

719
00:39:14,457 –> 00:39:15,892
(TIRES SQUEALING)

720
00:39:19,296 –> 00:39:20,661
What do you want from us?

721
00:39:20,663 –> 00:39:23,464
I just want to be
part of the family.

722
00:39:23,466 –> 00:39:25,601
SONNY: He’s gonna break
through the windshield.

723
00:39:29,405 –> 00:39:31,873
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SLAPPY SCREAMS)

724
00:39:31,875 –> 00:39:33,043
(ALL PANTING)

725
00:39:37,848 –> 00:39:39,080
Is everyone okay?

726
00:39:39,082 –> 00:39:40,550
SAM: Yeah.
Think so.

727
00:39:42,185 –> 00:39:45,053
Where’s Slappy?

728
00:39:45,055 –> 00:39:48,293
Guys, I think we just made
things a thousand times worse.

729
00:39:49,793 –> 00:39:51,728
(♪♪♪)

730
00:39:58,937 –> 00:40:01,404
I’ve been driving
In my car

731
00:40:01,406 –> 00:40:03,639
Trying to find
Some sign of life

732
00:40:03,641 –> 00:40:06,075
One is a guy
That is kind of creepy

733
00:40:06,077 –> 00:40:08,313
It’s a little stickling
Said sleepy

734
00:40:09,714 –> 00:40:12,048
KIDS: Trick or treat!

735
00:40:12,050 –> 00:40:13,883
CHU: There you go, Hank.

736
00:40:13,885 –> 00:40:16,452
All right,
come on in. Zoink!

737
00:40:16,454 –> 00:40:18,355
Step right up.
Don’t be scared.

738
00:40:18,357 –> 00:40:21,058
Welcome to my haunted house.

739
00:40:21,060 –> 00:40:22,491
Boo!

740
00:40:22,493 –> 00:40:25,128
All right.
Here you go. Happy Halloween.

741
00:40:25,130 –> 00:40:27,864
(ROARS AND KIDS LAUGH)

742
00:40:27,866 –> 00:40:30,767
Hey, what’s up, my witches?

743
00:40:30,769 –> 00:40:32,436
Little Frankenstein humor.

744
00:40:32,438 –> 00:40:33,704
Zoink!

745
00:40:33,706 –> 00:40:34,972
Beat it.

746
00:40:34,974 –> 00:40:37,541
(CHU CACKLES)

747
00:40:37,543 –> 00:40:38,942
Here you go.

748
00:40:38,944 –> 00:40:40,210
Bye-bye!

749
00:40:40,212 –> 00:40:42,213
Hey, my princess.

750
00:40:42,215 –> 00:40:43,448
Bye-bye!

751
00:40:43,450 –> 00:40:45,283
Hey, my cowboy.

752
00:40:45,285 –> 00:40:48,054
BOY: I’m not a cowboy!
CHU: Yes, you are. Bye-bye!

753
00:40:49,521 –> 00:40:51,788
“A mysterious disturbance
recently took place

754
00:40:51,790 –> 00:40:53,590
“in the town
of Madison, Delaware.

755
00:40:53,592 –> 00:40:56,861
“Neighborhoods were ravaged
and the high school destroyed.

756
00:40:56,863 –> 00:41:00,031
“An FBI spokesman said unusual
weather patterns were to blame,

757
00:41:00,033 –> 00:41:01,799
“but there were rumors
of a cover-up

758
00:41:01,801 –> 00:41:03,601
“for something far stranger.

759
00:41:03,603 –> 00:41:06,573
“Sightings of giant insects,
Abominable Snowmen, and even…

760
00:41:08,008 –> 00:41:09,841
…an evil ventriloquist dummy.”

761
00:41:09,843 –> 00:41:11,609
Oh, we’re so dead.

762
00:41:11,611 –> 00:41:14,113
“Creatures believed to come
alive from the original

763
00:41:14,115 –> 00:41:16,148
manuscripts of horror author
R.L. Stine.”

764
00:41:16,150 –> 00:41:18,484
– The book.
– What book?

765
00:41:18,486 –> 00:41:21,353
In that abandoned house, we
found this old locked-up book.

766
00:41:21,355 –> 00:41:24,323
And when we unlocked it,
that’s when Slappy appeared.

767
00:41:24,325 –> 00:41:26,325
Yeah, but Tommy Madigan
took it from us.

768
00:41:26,327 –> 00:41:29,495
Well, how do you know the book
was written by R.L. Stine?

769
00:41:29,497 –> 00:41:30,965
Wait a second.

770
00:41:34,101 –> 00:41:36,602
“From 1979 to 1985,

771
00:41:36,604 –> 00:41:38,871
“legendary horror author
R.L. Stine

772
00:41:38,873 –> 00:41:40,639
lived in Wardenclyffe,
New York.”

773
00:41:40,641 –> 00:41:43,309
SARAH: Here?
– That’s not good.

774
00:41:43,311 –> 00:41:45,045
“Stine started
his writing career

775
00:41:45,047 –> 00:41:48,081
“with a since-unpublished novel
titled Haunted Halloween,

776
00:41:48,083 –> 00:41:50,016
“a tale of a demonic dummy
who sets out

777
00:41:50,018 –> 00:41:52,519
to create a family
of his own by…”

778
00:41:52,521 –> 00:41:54,320
By… By what?

779
00:41:54,322 –> 00:41:56,625
By bringing Halloween
to life.

780
00:41:59,061 –> 00:42:00,962
(♪♪♪)

781
00:42:05,100 –> 00:42:08,034
I love a good holiday sale.

782
00:42:08,036 –> 00:42:09,604
(CACKLES)

783
00:42:17,612 –> 00:42:19,549
(HUMMING)

784
00:42:28,324 –> 00:42:31,225
Hello, old friends.

785
00:42:31,227 –> 00:42:34,895
If those kids don’t want me
to be a part of their family,

786
00:42:34,897 –> 00:42:38,101
I’ll raise one of my own.

787
00:42:39,436 –> 00:42:41,570
Karru marri

788
00:42:41,572 –> 00:42:47,209
odonna loma molonu karrano.

789
00:42:47,211 –> 00:42:48,946
Karru marri…

790
00:42:54,318 –> 00:42:56,253
Okay.

791
00:42:59,223 –> 00:43:01,125
(CHITTERING)

792
00:43:04,728 –> 00:43:07,230
(SQUEAKING)

793
00:43:07,232 –> 00:43:09,134
(TEETH CHATTERING)

794
00:43:20,879 –> 00:43:22,780
(SHRIEKING)

795
00:43:30,221 –> 00:43:32,123
(GROWLING)

796
00:43:36,761 –> 00:43:38,663
(BOTH GRUNTING)

797
00:43:45,638 –> 00:43:48,174
(GROANS)

798
00:43:49,074 –> 00:43:51,175
(HISSES)

799
00:43:51,177 –> 00:43:53,110
(GRUNTING)

800
00:43:53,112 –> 00:43:54,246
Yes.

801
00:43:57,183 –> 00:43:59,051
(HOWLS)

802
00:44:03,356 –> 00:44:05,356
(ROARS)

803
00:44:05,358 –> 00:44:06,992
(CLANK)

804
00:44:11,998 –> 00:44:13,531
(GASPS)

805
00:44:13,533 –> 00:44:16,436
(SLAPPY LAUGHING)
(MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING)

806
00:44:18,838 –> 00:44:20,707
SLAPPY: Trick or treat.

807
00:44:23,009 –> 00:44:24,911
(GRUNTING)

808
00:44:27,948 –> 00:44:29,548
(CACKLES)

809
00:44:29,550 –> 00:44:31,185
(GROANING)

810
00:44:35,389 –> 00:44:37,389
(GROANS)

811
00:44:37,391 –> 00:44:40,326
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

812
00:44:40,328 –> 00:44:43,097
Welcome
to the family,

813
00:44:44,298 –> 00:44:45,667
Walter.

814
00:44:46,702 –> 00:44:48,169
(CHUCKLES)

815
00:44:49,671 –> 00:44:54,106
Serving families
is what I do. Heh, heh.

816
00:44:54,108 –> 00:44:56,875
Heh, heh. Come along,
then, brother.

817
00:44:56,877 –> 00:44:58,445
Just wait until you see

818
00:44:58,447 –> 00:45:01,914
what I have planned next
for this town.

819
00:45:01,916 –> 00:45:04,917
(CACKLES)

820
00:45:04,919 –> 00:45:06,821
(VAMPIRE LAUGHING)

821
00:45:13,962 –> 00:45:15,795
Guys, this is bad.

822
00:45:15,797 –> 00:45:17,931
This is really,
really bad.

823
00:45:17,933 –> 00:45:20,400
You know what we need to do?
We need to call the police.

824
00:45:20,402 –> 00:45:22,470
And tell them what?
That an evil dummy

825
00:45:22,472 –> 00:45:24,237
is about to bring
Halloween to life?

826
00:45:24,239 –> 00:45:25,905
– Yes!
SARAH: Great idea, Sam.

827
00:45:25,907 –> 00:45:27,275
They’ll come and arrest us.

828
00:45:27,277 –> 00:45:29,410
– Wait, guys, I found a number.
– For Stine?

829
00:45:29,412 –> 00:45:31,445
No, says here
nobody knows where he is,

830
00:45:31,447 –> 00:45:33,180
but this is for
Richard Shivers.

831
00:45:33,182 –> 00:45:37,784
He’s the president of the
R.L. Stine Appreciation Society.

832
00:45:37,786 –> 00:45:39,954
– What are you doing?
– I’m calling.

833
00:45:39,956 –> 00:45:42,290
(LINE RINGING)

834
00:45:42,292 –> 00:45:45,126
RECORDING: Good day, you’ve
reached Dr. Richard Shivers

835
00:45:45,128 –> 00:45:47,596
and the R.L. Stine
Appreciation Society.

836
00:45:47,598 –> 00:45:49,864
If you’re trying to
reach Stine, don’t bother.

837
00:45:49,866 –> 00:45:52,033
Otherwise,
leave a message.

838
00:45:52,035 –> 00:45:54,536
SARAH: Hi, Mr. Shivers,
my name is Sarah Quinn.

839
00:45:54,538 –> 00:45:56,371
I live in
Wardenclyffe, New York.

840
00:45:56,373 –> 00:45:59,408
I desperately need to
get in touch with R.L. Stine.

841
00:45:59,410 –> 00:46:00,975
This is gonna sound crazy,

842
00:46:00,977 –> 00:46:03,679
but I think one of his stories
has come to life.

843
00:46:03,681 –> 00:46:04,946
(BEEPS)

844
00:46:04,948 –> 00:46:06,748
Hi, Mr. Shivers…

845
00:46:06,750 –> 00:46:08,817
Well…

846
00:46:08,819 –> 00:46:11,119
Looks like we’re on our own.

847
00:46:11,121 –> 00:46:12,921
Wait,
where are we going?

848
00:46:12,923 –> 00:46:16,091
To find Tommy Madigan
and get that book.

849
00:46:16,093 –> 00:46:17,326
Get that one.

850
00:46:17,328 –> 00:46:19,194
No way he’s gonna
be able to get that.

851
00:46:19,196 –> 00:46:20,463
Oh.

852
00:46:20,465 –> 00:46:22,699
SONNY: Tommy! Tommy!
SAM: Tommy! Hey.

853
00:46:22,701 –> 00:46:24,199
Tommy! Tommy!

854
00:46:24,201 –> 00:46:25,802
BOY:
What do these idiots want?

855
00:46:25,804 –> 00:46:27,069
I’ll take care
of this.

856
00:46:27,071 –> 00:46:28,571
SONNY: We need that book.

857
00:46:28,573 –> 00:46:30,640
– It’s really important.
– It’s super important.

858
00:46:30,642 –> 00:46:32,141
The book with
the lock on it.

859
00:46:32,143 –> 00:46:33,409
Okay, okay.
What book?

860
00:46:33,411 –> 00:46:35,011
The one you stole
from us, Tommy.

861
00:46:35,013 –> 00:46:36,746
Oh, yeah.
I’ve got it right here.

862
00:46:36,748 –> 00:46:38,681
– Oh, really?
– No, idiot.

863
00:46:38,683 –> 00:46:42,018
Why would I be carrying a book
around with me on Halloween?

864
00:46:42,020 –> 00:46:44,588
Now, go back home
with your babysitter.

865
00:46:44,590 –> 00:46:46,022
I’ll be there in a bit
to egg your house.

866
00:46:46,024 –> 00:46:47,458
Listen,
you little punk,

867
00:46:47,460 –> 00:46:49,593
I’m not the babysitter.
I’m Sonny’s sister.

868
00:46:49,595 –> 00:46:50,927
You’re gonna give us
that book back

869
00:46:50,929 –> 00:46:52,763
or I’ll make your life
a living hell.

870
00:46:52,765 –> 00:46:55,699
The only thing you’ll use that
toilet paper for is to wipe…

871
00:46:55,701 –> 00:46:58,135
Okay. God, you don’t have
to be so mean about it.

872
00:46:58,137 –> 00:47:00,037
Let’s get
out of here.

873
00:47:00,039 –> 00:47:02,408
Book’s at my house
in my room.

874
00:47:04,343 –> 00:47:08,680
But it’s hidden, so good luck
finding it, losers. Heh, heh.

875
00:47:08,682 –> 00:47:10,751
(SHRIEKING IN DISTANCE)

876
00:47:13,653 –> 00:47:15,555
(♪♪♪)

877
00:47:20,494 –> 00:47:22,763
(ALL GASP)

878
00:47:24,698 –> 00:47:27,198
Those are some
awesome costumes.

879
00:47:27,200 –> 00:47:29,334
(SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

880
00:47:29,336 –> 00:47:31,605
(BOYS SCREAMING)

881
00:47:32,672 –> 00:47:35,008
(SCREAMING)

882
00:47:36,711 –> 00:47:37,944
Is this actually
happening?

883
00:47:39,680 –> 00:47:42,147
(ALL YELL)

884
00:47:42,149 –> 00:47:43,684
Guys, we gotta find
that book!

885
00:47:49,189 –> 00:47:51,923
SLAPPY: Evening, Mr. Tesla.

886
00:47:51,925 –> 00:47:56,028
You don’t mind if we bring
your tower back to life, do you?

887
00:47:56,030 –> 00:47:57,932
(BOTH CACKLING)

888
00:48:01,436 –> 00:48:03,235
(QUIETLY)
What did he say?

889
00:48:03,237 –> 00:48:05,705
Shut up.

890
00:48:05,707 –> 00:48:08,875
SLAPPY: Tesla used this tower
to project electricity,

891
00:48:08,877 –> 00:48:11,076
but I’m going
to use this tower

892
00:48:11,078 –> 00:48:15,281
to project my magic
in ways he never imagined.

893
00:48:15,283 –> 00:48:19,586
It takes a genius
to know a genius.

894
00:48:19,588 –> 00:48:21,488
(POWERING UP)

895
00:48:21,490 –> 00:48:23,790
– Whoa.
– Heh-heh-heh.

896
00:48:23,792 –> 00:48:25,392
Come along,
Walter.

897
00:48:25,394 –> 00:48:26,793
We’ve got work
to do.

898
00:48:26,795 –> 00:48:28,263
Very well.
Let’s go.

899
00:48:31,667 –> 00:48:33,133
SONNY: This is Tommy’s house.

900
00:48:33,135 –> 00:48:36,171
Well, I guess
we just knock?

901
00:48:38,474 –> 00:48:40,608
SAM: Knock loud. He
lives with his grandma.

902
00:48:40,610 –> 00:48:41,778
(KNOCKS)

903
00:48:42,779 –> 00:48:44,412
Okay.

904
00:48:44,414 –> 00:48:45,880
(DOORBELL RINGS)

905
00:48:45,882 –> 00:48:48,114
Wait! Guys,
there she is.

906
00:48:48,116 –> 00:48:49,484
SONNY: She’s asleep.

907
00:48:49,486 –> 00:48:51,419
I guess we’ll just
have to wake her up.

908
00:48:51,421 –> 00:48:53,287
– Hello! Come on.
– Hello!

909
00:48:53,289 –> 00:48:55,656
– Hello!
– Tommy’s grandma!

910
00:48:55,658 –> 00:48:57,992
(SIGHS)
Wow.

911
00:48:57,994 –> 00:48:59,762
Guess she’s a deep sleeper.

912
00:49:02,465 –> 00:49:03,966
(SIGHS)
It’s locked.

913
00:49:03,968 –> 00:49:06,133
Find another way in
and go get that book.

914
00:49:06,135 –> 00:49:07,303
What are you gonna do?

915
00:49:10,006 –> 00:49:12,608
I’m gonna make sure
nothing surprises us. Go!

916
00:49:12,610 –> 00:49:14,776
(♪♪♪)

917
00:49:14,778 –> 00:49:16,680
(WINDOW CLATTERING)

918
00:49:26,858 –> 00:49:28,123
(BANGS)

919
00:49:28,125 –> 00:49:29,859
– Ow!
– Shh.

920
00:49:29,861 –> 00:49:32,795
What?

921
00:49:32,797 –> 00:49:36,467
(WHISPERING) I can’t believe we’re
breaking into someone’s house right now.

922
00:49:44,609 –> 00:49:47,145
Shh.

923
00:49:49,848 –> 00:49:51,781
(WHISPERING)
Hey, they got gummy bears.

924
00:49:51,783 –> 00:49:53,585
Who cares?
Stop screwing around.

925
00:49:55,021 –> 00:49:56,352
AUTOMATED VOICE: Hands off!

926
00:49:56,354 –> 00:49:58,256
(LAUGHS)

927
00:50:00,960 –> 00:50:03,293
Sam, stop
screwing around. Let’s go.

928
00:50:03,295 –> 00:50:04,931
– Okay, all right.
(CLICKS)

929
00:50:08,768 –> 00:50:10,636
SLAPPY: Watch this, Walter.

930
00:50:12,772 –> 00:50:14,438
WALTER: Whoa. Whoa.

931
00:50:14,440 –> 00:50:16,740
(LAUGHING)

932
00:50:16,742 –> 00:50:21,211
Why settle for
a small family, Walter,

933
00:50:21,213 –> 00:50:24,682
when we can project
my power everywhere

934
00:50:24,684 –> 00:50:27,886
and bring all of
Halloween to life?

935
00:50:27,888 –> 00:50:30,120
(LAUGHS)
Yeah.

936
00:50:30,122 –> 00:50:33,725
Karru marri odonna loma

937
00:50:33,727 –> 00:50:37,194
molonu karrano.
– Whoa.

938
00:50:37,196 –> 00:50:39,096
Karru marri

939
00:50:39,098 –> 00:50:43,935
odonna loma
molonu karrano.

940
00:50:43,937 –> 00:50:45,872
(BOTH CACKLING)

941
00:50:49,576 –> 00:50:51,411
(♪♪♪)

942
00:50:52,346 –> 00:50:54,247
(CACKLING CONTINUES)

943
00:51:01,355 –> 00:51:03,256
(ALL SHRIEKING)

944
00:51:07,260 –> 00:51:08,496
(BOTH SNICKERING)

945
00:51:12,166 –> 00:51:13,768
(GRUNTING)

946
00:51:19,173 –> 00:51:20,941
(NEIGHS)

947
00:51:20,943 –> 00:51:24,243
Hyah! Ha-ha-ha!

948
00:51:24,245 –> 00:51:27,146
(CACKLING)

949
00:51:27,148 –> 00:51:30,383
– Sam, I found it. Yeah.
– You found it?

950
00:51:30,385 –> 00:51:31,852
SONNY: “R.L. Stine.”

951
00:51:31,854 –> 00:51:33,722
How did we miss that?

952
00:51:35,624 –> 00:51:38,759
– That can’t be good.
– Yeah. We gotta go.

953
00:51:38,761 –> 00:51:40,663
(♪♪♪)

954
00:51:46,568 –> 00:51:48,235
Let’s just go
back out the window.

955
00:51:48,237 –> 00:51:49,505
SAM: All right.

956
00:51:51,607 –> 00:51:53,573
– Oh.
HAND: Ah!

957
00:51:53,575 –> 00:51:54,878
(YELLS)

958
00:51:56,112 –> 00:51:57,477
Sam!

959
00:51:57,479 –> 00:51:59,479
The hand
has my hand!

960
00:51:59,481 –> 00:52:01,482
Just rip it off!
Throw it!

961
00:52:01,484 –> 00:52:03,153
(HAND SNARLS)

962
00:52:06,923 –> 00:52:09,325
Sam. Turn around.

963
00:52:10,794 –> 00:52:11,928
They’re moving.

964
00:52:13,363 –> 00:52:14,963
Sonny,
they’re just gummy bears.

965
00:52:14,965 –> 00:52:17,066
They’re so tiny and cute.
What can they do?

966
00:52:17,068 –> 00:52:19,436
(CHITTERING)

967
00:52:21,671 –> 00:52:23,005
Hey there, little guys.

968
00:52:23,007 –> 00:52:24,807
Sam, you just ate
half their family.

969
00:52:24,809 –> 00:52:26,443
I would not do that
if I were you.

970
00:52:27,545 –> 00:52:29,545
(♪♪♪)

971
00:52:29,547 –> 00:52:31,549
(GUMMY BEARS GRUNTING, SNICKERING)

972
00:52:39,590 –> 00:52:41,657
Why are they walking
towards us?

973
00:52:41,659 –> 00:52:44,326
Okay. All right.
Maybe

974
00:52:44,328 –> 00:52:47,730
they just want us
to stay and play.

975
00:52:47,732 –> 00:52:48,900
(ALL ROAR)
(BOYS YELL)

976
00:52:53,805 –> 00:52:56,708
(♪♪♪)

977
00:53:00,078 –> 00:53:01,911
God, where is everyone?

978
00:53:01,913 –> 00:53:04,013
Oh, there’s one
on my back, Sam!

979
00:53:04,015 –> 00:53:05,715
Okay, okay!

980
00:53:05,717 –> 00:53:08,852
(GUMMY BEARS GIGGLING)

981
00:53:08,854 –> 00:53:11,721
– Pull harder!
– I’m trying!

982
00:53:11,723 –> 00:53:13,289
– Whoa.
BEAR: Ha-ha-ha!

983
00:53:13,291 –> 00:53:14,691
Go for the window, Sam!

984
00:53:14,693 –> 00:53:15,962
I’m coming!

985
00:53:17,764 –> 00:53:18,931
Whoa!

986
00:53:21,433 –> 00:53:23,335
(SNARLING)

987
00:53:27,039 –> 00:53:29,509
(GLASS SHATTERING)

988
00:53:30,777 –> 00:53:32,678
(GRUNTING)

989
00:53:35,148 –> 00:53:38,484
Just! Stop! Giggling!

990
00:53:42,388 –> 00:53:44,390
(GRUNTING)

991
00:53:47,360 –> 00:53:49,293
Sam! I need some help
over here…

992
00:53:49,295 –> 00:53:52,363
(WAILING)
Sonny!

993
00:53:52,365 –> 00:53:54,268
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

994
00:53:57,370 –> 00:53:58,703
Mom, we’re under attack!

995
00:53:58,705 –> 00:54:00,472
Sonny, what are you
talking about?

996
00:54:00,474 –> 00:54:02,109
Where’s Sarah?
Who’s attacking you?

997
00:54:03,977 –> 00:54:05,610
Gummy bears.

998
00:54:05,612 –> 00:54:07,579
KATHY: What Honey, you’re mumbling.

999
00:54:07,581 –> 00:54:08,814
Put Sarah on the phone.

1000
00:54:08,816 –> 00:54:10,315
(GROWLS)

1001
00:54:10,317 –> 00:54:11,984
KATHY: Sonny.
BEAR: Whee!

1002
00:54:11,986 –> 00:54:13,953
(GRUNTING)

1003
00:54:13,955 –> 00:54:15,188
KATHY: What…?

1004
00:54:15,190 –> 00:54:16,856
Okay, that’s it.

1005
00:54:16,858 –> 00:54:19,524
Do not leave the house!
I’m coming home.

1006
00:54:19,526 –> 00:54:21,461
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

1007
00:54:34,876 –> 00:54:36,143
(PANTING)

1008
00:54:36,145 –> 00:54:38,145
Sonny, help!

1009
00:54:38,147 –> 00:54:39,512
Sam, I’m coming!

1010
00:54:39,514 –> 00:54:41,183
Hurry!

1011
00:54:45,620 –> 00:54:47,821
(BEAR YELLING)

1012
00:54:47,823 –> 00:54:49,725
(LITTLE BEARS SQUEALING)

1013
00:55:04,006 –> 00:55:08,642
No, no, no!
You’ll never take me alive!

1014
00:55:08,644 –> 00:55:10,146
(BEAR SCREAMS)

1015
00:55:12,148 –> 00:55:14,849
That is my new favorite book.

1016
00:55:14,851 –> 00:55:17,551
– You okay?
– I think.

1017
00:55:17,553 –> 00:55:19,419
Let’s get out of here.

1018
00:55:19,421 –> 00:55:20,822
(ALL YELL)

1019
00:55:20,824 –> 00:55:22,423
What are you guys
doing in there?

1020
00:55:22,425 –> 00:55:24,692
Oh, no big deal, really.
Just being mauled

1021
00:55:24,694 –> 00:55:26,194
by my favorite
comfort food!

1022
00:55:26,196 –> 00:55:27,695
Wait. Just stop.
Stop, stop!

1023
00:55:27,697 –> 00:55:29,697
What are you guys
even talking about?

1024
00:55:29,699 –> 00:55:31,733
Everything is alive, Sarah.
Even candy.

1025
00:55:31,735 –> 00:55:34,069
Well, is that the book?
Let’s read it.

1026
00:55:34,071 –> 00:55:36,571
There’s something you need
to know about this book.

1027
00:55:36,573 –> 00:55:37,940
What?

1028
00:55:37,942 –> 00:55:39,540
(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

1029
00:55:39,542 –> 00:55:40,843
Look out!

1030
00:55:40,845 –> 00:55:42,980
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)

1031
00:55:44,614 –> 00:55:46,717
– Whoa!
(RASPING)

1032
00:56:02,367 –> 00:56:04,767
That’s what.

1033
00:56:04,769 –> 00:56:06,769
This is not
a normal book, Sarah.

1034
00:56:06,771 –> 00:56:08,706
(PANTING)

1035
00:56:15,247 –> 00:56:16,780
Who would write this?

1036
00:56:16,782 –> 00:56:18,717
(♪♪♪)

1037
00:56:29,128 –> 00:56:30,330
(ENGINE REVS)

1038
00:56:34,599 –> 00:56:37,703
They did the monster mash
The monster mash

1039
00:56:39,238 –> 00:56:41,040
Oh, what is this?

1040
00:56:41,975 –> 00:56:43,607
Okay.

1041
00:56:43,609 –> 00:56:44,777
– Huh?
– Oh!

1042
00:56:46,846 –> 00:56:49,448
– Hyah!
– Oh, you rehearsed that, did you?

1043
00:56:49,450 –> 00:56:53,086
Best costume of the night, sir.

1044
00:56:54,821 –> 00:56:56,756
(ALL LAUGHING)

1045
00:56:58,125 –> 00:56:59,458
(ROARS)

1046
00:56:59,460 –> 00:57:01,028
(SCREAMING)

1047
00:57:02,162 –> 00:57:04,098
(SNARLING)

1048
00:57:05,565 –> 00:57:07,565
(ALL SCREAMING)

1049
00:57:07,567 –> 00:57:08,900
(LAUGHS)

1050
00:57:08,902 –> 00:57:10,268
(HORN HONKS)

1051
00:57:10,270 –> 00:57:12,471
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1052
00:57:12,473 –> 00:57:13,974
GIRL: Go!

1053
00:57:14,775 –> 00:57:16,677
(SIRENS WAILING)

1054
00:57:22,317 –> 00:57:24,149
WOMAN: Look out, look out! Ah!

1055
00:57:24,151 –> 00:57:26,785
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1056
00:57:26,787 –> 00:57:28,187
MAN: What’s going on?

1057
00:57:28,189 –> 00:57:30,925
There! Let’s take
the alley. It’s empty.

1058
00:57:34,896 –> 00:57:36,561
Wait, wait!

1059
00:57:36,563 –> 00:57:39,198
We need to read the book
and see how we can end this.

1060
00:57:39,200 –> 00:57:41,868
Let me see.

1061
00:57:41,870 –> 00:57:44,570
“It was nearly Halloween
in the town of Wardenclyffe…”

1062
00:57:44,572 –> 00:57:46,739
Blah, blah, blah. Here!

1063
00:57:46,741 –> 00:57:48,475
“His revenge
was to create a family

1064
00:57:48,477 –> 00:57:51,177
by bringing Halloween to life,
but that wasn’t enough.”

1065
00:57:51,179 –> 00:57:53,147
That seems like
plenty of revenge to me.

1066
00:57:53,149 –> 00:57:56,584
“Because he wanted more than
a family. He wanted a mother.

1067
00:57:59,288 –> 00:58:01,390
His plan was to…”

1068
00:58:02,624 –> 00:58:04,224
Was to what?
Keep reading.

1069
00:58:04,226 –> 00:58:05,859
I-I-I can’t.

1070
00:58:05,861 –> 00:58:10,464
That was the last page.
It’s an unfinished manuscript.

1071
00:58:10,466 –> 00:58:12,234
What?

1072
00:58:13,537 –> 00:58:14,937
Okay, great.
What do we do now?

1073
00:58:16,172 –> 00:58:18,038
Slappy’s gonna go after Mom.

1074
00:58:18,040 –> 00:58:21,309
That book is the only thing
we have to stop him.

1075
00:58:21,311 –> 00:58:23,644
We have to go to
the nursing home and save her.

1076
00:58:23,646 –> 00:58:25,579
Mom’s not at
the nursing home.

1077
00:58:25,581 –> 00:58:27,681
Where is she?

1078
00:58:27,683 –> 00:58:30,885
– On her way home to save us.
– What?

1079
00:58:30,887 –> 00:58:33,288
She called while we were
attacked by gummy bears.

1080
00:58:33,290 –> 00:58:35,056
Why answer
at a time like that?

1081
00:58:35,058 –> 00:58:38,193
Maybe because unlike you, Sarah,
I pick up Mom’s phone calls.

1082
00:58:38,195 –> 00:58:39,594
Really Guilt trip much?

1083
00:58:39,596 –> 00:58:41,763
We need to find your mom
before Slappy does.

1084
00:58:41,765 –> 00:58:43,466
Now, come on,
let’s go!

1085
00:58:43,468 –> 00:58:45,403
(♪♪♪)

1086
00:58:47,472 –> 00:58:50,573
Your woodworking skills
are impressive.

1087
00:58:50,575 –> 00:58:51,806
Yes.

1088
00:58:51,808 –> 00:58:53,975
This will do nicely.

1089
00:58:53,977 –> 00:58:56,845
Oh, I used to manage
a hardware store.

1090
00:58:56,847 –> 00:58:59,781
– Walter. Focus, please.
– Yes.

1091
00:58:59,783 –> 00:59:05,087
Now tell my monsters to get me
Mama and get me that book.

1092
00:59:05,089 –> 00:59:07,623
Yeah. Yes.

1093
00:59:07,625 –> 00:59:09,561
SARAH: Run!
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1094
00:59:12,864 –> 00:59:14,296
SAM: Duck!
(ALL SNARLING)

1095
00:59:14,298 –> 00:59:15,733
Look out!

1096
00:59:19,737 –> 00:59:22,239
(SPIDER ROARING)

1097
00:59:22,241 –> 00:59:23,408
What the…?

1098
00:59:25,144 –> 00:59:26,445
SONNY: That’s Mr. Peters!

1099
00:59:27,980 –> 00:59:29,779
(SIREN CHIRPING)

1100
00:59:29,781 –> 00:59:32,249
MAN 1: Nice doggy.
MAN 2: It’s right behind you!

1101
00:59:32,251 –> 00:59:34,017
MAN 1: Ah! Not on my leg!

1102
00:59:34,019 –> 00:59:37,254
KATHY: Help!

1103
00:59:37,256 –> 00:59:40,157
That’s Mom! That’s Mom!
Come on!

1104
00:59:40,159 –> 00:59:41,992
PIRATE: You bunch of scallywags!

1105
00:59:41,994 –> 00:59:43,660
KATHY: Kids, watch out!

1106
00:59:43,662 –> 00:59:44,830
(ALL YELL)

1107
00:59:46,698 –> 00:59:47,866
Behind you!

1108
00:59:53,805 –> 00:59:56,274
(SPIDER ROARING)

1109
00:59:56,276 –> 00:59:58,342
Okay, now’s our chance.

1110
00:59:58,344 –> 01:00:00,311
Give me the book.
I’m gonna protect Mom.

1111
01:00:00,313 –> 01:00:02,613
You get the ladder
and meet me at that tree.

1112
01:00:02,615 –> 01:00:04,484
– Wait till it’s safe, then go.
– Okay.

1113
01:00:06,487 –> 01:00:07,655
(GROANS)

1114
01:00:11,358 –> 01:00:12,859
(SKELETON YELLS)

1115
01:00:15,828 –> 01:00:17,462
(GASPS)

1116
01:00:17,464 –> 01:00:19,233
Okay, okay.

1117
01:00:24,171 –> 01:00:26,672
(WAILING)

1118
01:00:26,674 –> 01:00:30,809
Oh, my God! We’re all gonna die!
Run for your life! Ah!

1119
01:00:30,811 –> 01:00:32,744
(CRYING)
Oh, my God.

1120
01:00:32,746 –> 01:00:34,846
Oops. Not a monster.

1121
01:00:34,848 –> 01:00:36,248
SAM: All right, let’s go!

1122
01:00:36,250 –> 01:00:37,749
Come on!

1123
01:00:37,751 –> 01:00:39,251
Halt!

1124
01:00:39,253 –> 01:00:41,987
My orders are
to guard this porch!

1125
01:00:41,989 –> 01:00:43,223
No way.

1126
01:00:43,225 –> 01:00:44,856
You like carving pumpkins,
huh?

1127
01:00:44,858 –> 01:00:46,858
Look what you did
to poor Terry.

1128
01:00:46,860 –> 01:00:49,028
Hiya! I’m round.

1129
01:00:49,030 –> 01:00:51,199
Sergeant Squash,
open fire.

1130
01:00:53,368 –> 01:00:55,068
Oh. Ow!

1131
01:00:55,070 –> 01:00:56,871
(GRUNTING)

1132
01:01:03,078 –> 01:01:04,744
We need to find
another way in!

1133
01:01:04,746 –> 01:01:06,714
No. This is my house.

1134
01:01:06,716 –> 01:01:08,684
SERGEANT: I’m hit! Medic!

1135
01:01:09,985 –> 01:01:11,552
What are you doing?
Put me down!

1136
01:01:11,554 –> 01:01:13,187
Hiya! Happy Easter.

1137
01:01:13,189 –> 01:01:14,588
– No, no!
TERRY: Ugh!

1138
01:01:14,590 –> 01:01:17,057
Yes! Let’s go.

1139
01:01:17,059 –> 01:01:20,027
Sarah, I was so worried.
Are you okay?

1140
01:01:20,029 –> 01:01:21,395
I’m fine.
Just hang tight.

1141
01:01:21,397 –> 01:01:23,364
I’m gonna get you down.
I promise.

1142
01:01:23,366 –> 01:01:24,865
I just need you to trust me.

1143
01:01:24,867 –> 01:01:27,034
KATHY: Don’t worry about me. Run. Hide!

1144
01:01:27,036 –> 01:01:28,871
Ghost at 11 o’clock!

1145
01:01:31,107 –> 01:01:34,110
No, no, no! Get back here!

1146
01:01:37,547 –> 01:01:38,814
(YELLS)

1147
01:01:40,250 –> 01:01:42,717
SARAH: That’s my book! Ah!

1148
01:01:42,719 –> 01:01:44,121
We gotta go.

1149
01:01:46,056 –> 01:01:49,291
(SARAH SCREAMING)

1150
01:01:49,293 –> 01:01:52,227
Sarah!
Sarah, let go of that ghost!

1151
01:01:52,229 –> 01:01:54,764
Do not let go
of that ghost!

1152
01:01:54,766 –> 01:01:55,932
(SCREAMS)

1153
01:01:58,736 –> 01:02:01,236
– You okay?
– No, that ghost took the book.

1154
01:02:01,238 –> 01:02:02,406
(SPIDER ROARS)

1155
01:02:04,742 –> 01:02:07,208
SONNY: Mom!
– Oh, kids. Help!

1156
01:02:07,210 –> 01:02:08,778
No, no, no!

1157
01:02:08,780 –> 01:02:10,879
– Sarah!
SARAH: Mom!

1158
01:02:10,881 –> 01:02:14,216
(KATHY SCREAMING)

1159
01:02:14,218 –> 01:02:16,585
SONNY: It’s heading for the Tesla lab.

1160
01:02:16,587 –> 01:02:18,220
Slappy brought
the tower to life.

1161
01:02:18,222 –> 01:02:19,622
That’s why
this is happening.

1162
01:02:19,624 –> 01:02:20,925
We have to stop him.

1163
01:02:22,260 –> 01:02:24,795
Uh, guys?

1164
01:02:24,797 –> 01:02:26,197
(ALL SNARLING, HISSING)

1165
01:02:27,566 –> 01:02:29,733
Sonny, what do we do?

1166
01:02:29,735 –> 01:02:31,336
I don’t know.
You’re the older one.

1167
01:02:32,471 –> 01:02:34,707
(ALL SCREAMING)

1168
01:02:35,940 –> 01:02:37,509
No, no, no.
It’s me, Mr. Chu!

1169
01:02:38,544 –> 01:02:40,042
Mr. Chu?

1170
01:02:40,044 –> 01:02:43,879
Shh! Follow me!
To the basement now!

1171
01:02:43,881 –> 01:02:45,615
Don’t ruin the Mylar.

1172
01:02:45,617 –> 01:02:48,153
I’m saving it for next year.
Go, go, go.

1173
01:02:49,823 –> 01:02:51,823
(♪♪♪)

1174
01:02:51,825 –> 01:02:53,727
(ENGINE REVVING)

1175
01:02:55,461 –> 01:02:57,060
Let me get this straight.

1176
01:02:57,062 –> 01:03:00,565
We are living a Goosebumps
story right now?

1177
01:03:00,567 –> 01:03:02,232
Okay, clearly you’re a fan.

1178
01:03:02,234 –> 01:03:04,369
This is the greatest thing
I’ve ever heard!

1179
01:03:04,371 –> 01:03:07,271
Hold on. Let me guess, let me
guess, let me guess. Um…

1180
01:03:07,273 –> 01:03:08,806
Monster Blood.

1181
01:03:08,808 –> 01:03:11,776
No, too on the nose.
Yeah, you’re right. Um…

1182
01:03:11,778 –> 01:03:14,679
The Scarecrow Walks
at Midnight.

1183
01:03:14,681 –> 01:03:16,881
No. Haunted Halloween.

1184
01:03:16,883 –> 01:03:20,118
I don’t know that one.
How does it end?

1185
01:03:20,120 –> 01:03:21,953
That’s the problem.

1186
01:03:21,955 –> 01:03:23,454
It doesn’t.

1187
01:03:23,456 –> 01:03:25,358
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(COIL CRACKLING)

1188
01:03:29,329 –> 01:03:31,231
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

1189
01:03:32,500 –> 01:03:33,866
Mm! Mm!

1190
01:03:33,868 –> 01:03:35,467
Hello, Mama.

1191
01:03:35,469 –> 01:03:37,236
Remember me?

1192
01:03:37,238 –> 01:03:39,405
You put me on your lap.

1193
01:03:39,407 –> 01:03:41,774
Put those cute words
in my mouth.

1194
01:03:41,776 –> 01:03:45,544
What was it you called me?
“Bobo” Ha-ha-ha.

1195
01:03:45,546 –> 01:03:47,579
Can’t talk?

1196
01:03:47,581 –> 01:03:49,515
Don’t you worry.

1197
01:03:49,517 –> 01:03:53,452
From now on, I’ll do
the talking for both of us.

1198
01:03:53,454 –> 01:03:55,622
(SLAPPY & WALTER CACKLE)

1199
01:03:55,624 –> 01:03:58,926
I’m gonna make you
so proud, Mama.

1200
01:04:00,762 –> 01:04:03,563
Onarrak unolom

1201
01:04:03,565 –> 01:04:05,365
amol

1202
01:04:05,367 –> 01:04:07,367
annodo irram

1203
01:04:07,369 –> 01:04:09,001
urrak.

1204
01:04:09,003 –> 01:04:11,104
(KATHY WHIMPERING)

1205
01:04:11,106 –> 01:04:13,072
(LAUGHING)
– It’s working.

1206
01:04:13,074 –> 01:04:14,543
Yes.

1207
01:04:17,112 –> 01:04:19,780
(CACKLES)

1208
01:04:19,782 –> 01:04:21,114
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

1209
01:04:21,116 –> 01:04:24,050
My mind is literally
blown right now.

1210
01:04:24,052 –> 01:04:27,253
I mean, we get to finish
our Goosebumps story!

1211
01:04:27,255 –> 01:04:29,623
This isn’t a creative-writing
exercise, Mr. Chu.

1212
01:04:29,625 –> 01:04:31,425
Slappy has our mom!

1213
01:04:31,427 –> 01:04:34,462
Yeah, and then you get to
save your mom. It’s Chapter 22:

1214
01:04:34,464 –> 01:04:37,531
“The kids save their mom
from the demonic dummy.”

1215
01:04:37,533 –> 01:04:39,834
Well, the only thing
I had to save my mom

1216
01:04:39,836 –> 01:04:42,636
was that book,
and I lost it. So…

1217
01:04:42,638 –> 01:04:45,172
Sarah. This is not
your fault.

1218
01:04:45,174 –> 01:04:46,974
If anything, it’s my fault.

1219
01:04:46,976 –> 01:04:49,845
I’m the one who found the book
and brought Slappy to life.

1220
01:04:49,847 –> 01:04:51,580
And I even told Slappy
about Tesla.

1221
01:04:51,582 –> 01:04:53,515
Mom trusted me to
take care of you guys,

1222
01:04:53,517 –> 01:04:55,484
and I told her
I would save her.

1223
01:04:55,486 –> 01:04:57,286
I failed.

1224
01:04:58,822 –> 01:05:00,689
I know I always say that
I can’t wait

1225
01:05:00,691 –> 01:05:03,492
to go to college
and get started on my real life,

1226
01:05:03,494 –> 01:05:05,796
but you guys are my life.

1227
01:05:07,998 –> 01:05:10,232
This is a classic
Goosebumps moment.

1228
01:05:10,234 –> 01:05:12,067
Do you remember
Say Cheese and Die…?

1229
01:05:12,069 –> 01:05:14,069
– This is real life, Chu!
– Okay.

1230
01:05:14,071 –> 01:05:17,773
Guys, Slappy is using the Tesla
Tower to power Halloween.

1231
01:05:17,775 –> 01:05:19,441
If I can get in there,
maybe I can

1232
01:05:19,443 –> 01:05:21,076
shut it off,
and we can save Mom.

1233
01:05:21,078 –> 01:05:22,745
But there’s
monsters everywhere.

1234
01:05:22,747 –> 01:05:24,279
How are we gonna
get past them?

1235
01:05:24,281 –> 01:05:25,781
Easy.

1236
01:05:25,783 –> 01:05:27,249
Camouflage.

1237
01:05:27,251 –> 01:05:28,686
(♪♪♪)

1238
01:05:30,153 –> 01:05:31,990
Welcome to my crafts lab.

1239
01:05:33,258 –> 01:05:35,124
Wow.

1240
01:05:35,126 –> 01:05:39,262
Steady on my grind and got no
Time for playing games

1241
01:05:39,264 –> 01:05:43,065
Money on my mind, I’m kicking
As I’m taking names

1242
01:05:43,067 –> 01:05:45,301
The heat is on
Get out the kitchen

1243
01:05:45,303 –> 01:05:47,169
If you can’t handle
The flames

1244
01:05:47,171 –> 01:05:49,405
I’m hustling
I was born to win

1245
01:05:49,407 –> 01:05:51,307
Ain’t never gonna change

1246
01:05:51,309 –> 01:05:55,579
Let me tell you now
I don’t know how

1247
01:05:55,581 –> 01:05:59,983
But the whole world’s
Gonna know my name

1248
01:05:59,985 –> 01:06:03,654
Just wait and see
They gon’ talk about me

1249
01:06:03,656 –> 01:06:06,757
Things ain’t never
Gon’ be the same

1250
01:06:06,759 –> 01:06:08,492
Are you ready

1251
01:06:08,494 –> 01:06:10,762
Are you ready

1252
01:06:10,764 –> 01:06:14,799
Better make way
‘Cause I’m coming through

1253
01:06:14,801 –> 01:06:16,668
Are you ready for me

1254
01:06:16,670 –> 01:06:19,136
Are you ready for me

1255
01:06:19,138 –> 01:06:23,541
You know I’m gonna be
Legendary

1256
01:06:23,543 –> 01:06:25,543
(ALL SNARLING)

1257
01:06:25,545 –> 01:06:27,179
Jeez,
they’re still everywhere.

1258
01:06:29,583 –> 01:06:31,384
It’s actually working.

1259
01:06:32,852 –> 01:06:34,852
Come on. We gotta
get to that tower.

1260
01:06:34,854 –> 01:06:36,756
(♪♪♪)

1261
01:06:40,427 –> 01:06:42,427
SONNY: I can’t believe
we’re really here.

1262
01:06:42,429 –> 01:06:44,128
I can barely see
out of this thing.

1263
01:06:44,130 –> 01:06:45,864
Is it cool?
Is it awesome?

1264
01:06:45,866 –> 01:06:48,366
(WHISPERING)
Hey, fanboy. Let’s focus.

1265
01:06:48,368 –> 01:06:49,670
Right. Sorry.

1266
01:06:51,706 –> 01:06:53,674
Let’s go.

1267
01:07:02,450 –> 01:07:03,984
(SNARLING)

1268
01:07:03,986 –> 01:07:05,284
(ALL GASP)

1269
01:07:05,286 –> 01:07:06,787
(GRUNTS)

1270
01:07:11,960 –> 01:07:14,596
SARAH: (SOFTLY)
Don’t. Move.

1271
01:07:18,033 –> 01:07:19,935
(GRUNTS)

1272
01:07:23,204 –> 01:07:24,906
Come on, let’s go.
Come on!

1273
01:07:36,986 –> 01:07:38,418
Look at this place.

1274
01:07:38,420 –> 01:07:40,620
SARAH: It’s so creepy.

1275
01:07:40,622 –> 01:07:42,190
Stay close.

1276
01:07:43,760 –> 01:07:45,662
(CHITTERING)

1277
01:07:49,432 –> 01:07:51,766
SAM: No wonder Tesla
abandoned this place.

1278
01:07:51,768 –> 01:07:58,439
Shh, shh, shh.
Do you hear that?

1279
01:07:58,441 –> 01:07:59,975
(SHRIEKING)

1280
01:07:59,977 –> 01:08:01,244
(YELLING)

1281
01:08:07,885 –> 01:08:09,318
Come on.

1282
01:08:13,891 –> 01:08:15,891
(MONSTER GROANS)

1283
01:08:15,893 –> 01:08:18,192
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1284
01:08:18,194 –> 01:08:19,863
(♪♪♪)

1285
01:08:30,175 –> 01:08:32,077
(GIRL SCREAMING)

1286
01:08:35,046 –> 01:08:36,344
STINE: Oh, no.

1287
01:08:36,346 –> 01:08:40,116
Not Haunted Halloween.

1288
01:08:40,118 –> 01:08:41,686
(DEATH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1289
01:08:42,954 –> 01:08:44,821
(GIRLS SCREAMING)

1290
01:08:44,823 –> 01:08:47,792
Oh, my writing was
so cliché back then.

1291
01:08:51,730 –> 01:08:55,565
I knew it! I knew I came up
with that first.

1292
01:08:55,567 –> 01:08:57,867
(SIREN WAILS)

1293
01:08:57,869 –> 01:09:01,370
That clever little dummy’s
writing his own ending.

1294
01:09:01,372 –> 01:09:03,239
Not in my book,
he’s not.

1295
01:09:03,241 –> 01:09:05,508
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1296
01:09:05,510 –> 01:09:07,213
Oh, gnomes.

1297
01:09:08,714 –> 01:09:10,180
Don’t you dare.

1298
01:09:10,182 –> 01:09:11,414
Stay.

1299
01:09:11,416 –> 01:09:13,919
Ow! Son of a… Ah!

1300
01:09:15,286 –> 01:09:17,187
(WITCHES SHRIEKING)

1301
01:09:17,189 –> 01:09:19,456
Oh, witches!

1302
01:09:19,458 –> 01:09:21,859
Get away, witches!

1303
01:09:21,861 –> 01:09:24,764
(ENGINE REVS)

1304
01:09:26,432 –> 01:09:29,602
SAM: Guys, do you hear that?
– Shh!

1305
01:09:33,106 –> 01:09:34,371
Wow.

1306
01:09:34,373 –> 01:09:36,943
SARAH: Whoa.

1307
01:09:37,778 –> 01:09:40,512
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

1308
01:09:40,514 –> 01:09:42,247
Welcome.

1309
01:09:42,249 –> 01:09:44,384
Slappy.

1310
01:09:46,052 –> 01:09:47,287
(GRUNTING)

1311
01:09:49,422 –> 01:09:51,322
– Walter?
(GRUNTS)

1312
01:09:51,324 –> 01:09:53,025
Where’s my mother?

1313
01:09:53,027 –> 01:09:56,130
Don’t you mean our mother?

1314
01:10:00,835 –> 01:10:03,769
(IN RASPY VOICE)
There’s my sweet little babies.

1315
01:10:03,771 –> 01:10:07,072
I just love a family reunion.

1316
01:10:07,074 –> 01:10:10,308
– Mom.
– What did you do?

1317
01:10:10,310 –> 01:10:12,411
(ALL GASP)

1318
01:10:12,413 –> 01:10:14,413
SLAPPY: I had a papa once!

1319
01:10:14,415 –> 01:10:16,348
He let me down.

1320
01:10:16,350 –> 01:10:19,252
But a mother’s love
is forever.

1321
01:10:19,254 –> 01:10:21,054
Turn her back now,
you psycho!

1322
01:10:21,056 –> 01:10:22,788
Oh, should I?

1323
01:10:22,790 –> 01:10:27,393
Unfortunately,
I have other plans.

1324
01:10:27,395 –> 01:10:29,428
Walter!
The book, please.

1325
01:10:29,430 –> 01:10:30,598
Yes.

1326
01:10:32,600 –> 01:10:34,134
This book.

1327
01:10:34,136 –> 01:10:36,102
Go prepare the tower!

1328
01:10:36,104 –> 01:10:38,138
(GROWLS)

1329
01:10:38,140 –> 01:10:40,440
I’m going to do what
Stine couldn’t:

1330
01:10:40,442 –> 01:10:43,743
Finish this book,
once and for all.

1331
01:10:43,745 –> 01:10:45,647
(BOTH CACKLING)

1332
01:10:49,451 –> 01:10:52,220
(CHUCKLES)
Spoiler alert:

1333
01:10:52,222 –> 01:10:54,989
The manuscript gets destroyed
in that tower,

1334
01:10:54,991 –> 01:10:58,491
and my Halloween family
lasts forever!

1335
01:10:58,493 –> 01:11:01,696
Mama,
babysit the children for me.

1336
01:11:01,698 –> 01:11:03,496
Yes, dear.

1337
01:11:03,498 –> 01:11:05,666
We can’t let him
destroy that book.

1338
01:11:05,668 –> 01:11:09,439
Sonny, turn this thing off.
I’m going after Slappy.

1339
01:11:12,041 –> 01:11:14,141
Just you and me now,
Slappy.

1340
01:11:14,143 –> 01:11:19,181
Can’t hear you. I’m too far
ahead of you. Hee-hee-hee!

1341
01:11:19,183 –> 01:11:22,050
SONNY: This is amperage
and this is voltage?

1342
01:11:22,052 –> 01:11:23,886
None of these cables
make any sense.

1343
01:11:23,888 –> 01:11:25,787
What about here?
Start pulling levers.

1344
01:11:25,789 –> 01:11:28,156
– No, no, Sam, don’t!
– Ah!

1345
01:11:28,158 –> 01:11:30,526
Slappy booby-trapped
all this stuff.

1346
01:11:39,803 –> 01:11:41,570
(GASPS)

1347
01:11:41,572 –> 01:11:45,409
Careful, Sarah. It’d be a shame
to fall from that height.

1348
01:11:46,510 –> 01:11:48,311
(WITCH SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

1349
01:11:48,313 –> 01:11:49,713
(YELLS)

1350
01:11:53,318 –> 01:11:55,417
Plenty more
where that came from.

1351
01:11:55,419 –> 01:11:57,419
(CACKLES)

1352
01:11:57,421 –> 01:11:59,758
Come on, Sonny,
turn this thing off.

1353
01:12:01,593 –> 01:12:04,093
Oh, no. Sonny hurry up.

1354
01:12:04,095 –> 01:12:05,828
Slappy’s at the top.
Do something.

1355
01:12:05,830 –> 01:12:07,230
I can’t do it, Sam.

1356
01:12:07,232 –> 01:12:09,732
Come on, Sonny.
You are the smartest kid I know.

1357
01:12:09,734 –> 01:12:12,269
Sam, I couldn’t even do
my little science project.

1358
01:12:12,271 –> 01:12:13,536
Slappy did that.

1359
01:12:13,538 –> 01:12:14,973
And even that one shorted out.

1360
01:12:18,044 –> 01:12:20,443
Wait. That’s it.

1361
01:12:20,445 –> 01:12:24,248
We turn it up. All the way up.
We blow the fuse.

1362
01:12:24,250 –> 01:12:26,016
– Yes!
– The fuse is over there.

1363
01:12:26,018 –> 01:12:27,920
(♪♪♪)

1364
01:12:31,357 –> 01:12:36,527
And now to finish this story
and destroy the town.

1365
01:12:36,529 –> 01:12:37,964
(GRUNTS)

1366
01:12:39,098 –> 01:12:40,267
No!

1367
01:12:42,102 –> 01:12:44,568
What do you think
you’re doing?

1368
01:12:44,570 –> 01:12:46,237
Writing my own ending.

1369
01:12:46,239 –> 01:12:47,738
Spoiler alert:
I save the town

1370
01:12:47,740 –> 01:12:49,309
and put you back
where you belong.

1371
01:12:52,112 –> 01:12:53,912
(GRUNTING)

1372
01:12:53,914 –> 01:12:55,612
SLAPPY: What’s the matter?

1373
01:12:55,614 –> 01:12:57,749
Writer’s block?

1374
01:12:57,751 –> 01:12:59,184
Again?

1375
01:12:59,186 –> 01:13:00,819
– Grab that lever. Yes.
– This one?

1376
01:13:00,821 –> 01:13:03,154
On my count,
we push up at the same time.

1377
01:13:03,156 –> 01:13:04,825
Ready Go!

1378
01:13:07,094 –> 01:13:08,229
(ALARM SOUNDING)

1379
01:13:16,337 –> 01:13:17,769
Give me the book.

1380
01:13:17,771 –> 01:13:19,040
(GRUNTING)

1381
01:13:20,975 –> 01:13:23,275
You’re not gonna
get this book, Slappy.

1382
01:13:23,277 –> 01:13:26,312
I have a friend
who might think otherwise.

1383
01:13:26,314 –> 01:13:27,982
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1384
01:13:29,283 –> 01:13:30,983
(SARAH YELLS)

1385
01:13:30,985 –> 01:13:32,887
(BALLOONS POPPING)

1386
01:13:36,425 –> 01:13:38,960
Nowhere else to run, sis!

1387
01:13:43,198 –> 01:13:46,732
Fine. You win, Slappy.

1388
01:13:46,734 –> 01:13:49,602
I’ll give you the book,
but you gotta turn my mom back.

1389
01:13:49,604 –> 01:13:51,140
Deal.

1390
01:13:56,445 –> 01:13:59,746
It all ends
Slappily ever after.

1391
01:13:59,748 –> 01:14:01,314
(CACKLES)

1392
01:14:01,316 –> 01:14:04,017
You forgot one thing:

1393
01:14:04,019 –> 01:14:05,919
Never judge a book
by its cover.

1394
01:14:05,921 –> 01:14:07,723
What?

1395
01:14:09,024 –> 01:14:10,324
No!

1396
01:14:10,326 –> 01:14:12,228
(BOTH YELL)

1397
01:14:17,934 –> 01:14:19,736
(GROANING)

1398
01:14:23,773 –> 01:14:25,942
(ALL GRUNTING)

1399
01:14:31,214 –> 01:14:33,415
(NORMALLY)
Sonny, what’s happening?

1400
01:14:33,417 –> 01:14:34,584
Mom.

1401
01:14:35,919 –> 01:14:37,854
We need to get out of here!

1402
01:14:39,756 –> 01:14:42,026
(SCREAMING)

1403
01:14:48,365 –> 01:14:50,267
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1404
01:15:14,758 –> 01:15:16,660
(YELLING)

1405
01:15:23,168 –> 01:15:24,537
(GROANING)

1406
01:15:28,574 –> 01:15:30,476
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1407
01:15:34,980 –> 01:15:36,580
(YELLS)

1408
01:15:36,582 –> 01:15:38,715
It’s working!

1409
01:15:38,717 –> 01:15:39,919
Go, kids!

1410
01:15:41,786 –> 01:15:43,122
(BRAKES SQUEAL)

1411
01:15:57,069 –> 01:15:58,470
(WOLF HOWLS)

1412
01:15:58,472 –> 01:16:00,039
(GROANING)

1413
01:16:08,515 –> 01:16:10,417
(PANTING)

1414
01:16:21,361 –> 01:16:22,696
Hello?

1415
01:16:23,997 –> 01:16:25,730
Someone called for me?

1416
01:16:25,732 –> 01:16:29,402
KATHY: Sarah Oh! Oh…
– Mom!

1417
01:16:29,404 –> 01:16:31,137
STINE: Hello?

1418
01:16:31,139 –> 01:16:33,472
I got your message.
I’m here.

1419
01:16:33,474 –> 01:16:35,675
Don’t worry.
Everything’s going to be okay.

1420
01:16:35,677 –> 01:16:38,010
I need typing paper,
a thesaurus,

1421
01:16:38,012 –> 01:16:40,112
Diet Coke,
and a quiet place to compose.

1422
01:16:40,114 –> 01:16:43,883
Preferably in a comfortable
chair with lumbar support.

1423
01:16:43,885 –> 01:16:46,687
Are you R.L. Stine?

1424
01:16:46,689 –> 01:16:49,623
Me No, I’m Dr. Seuss.
R.L. Stine was unavailable.

1425
01:16:49,625 –> 01:16:51,059
Yes, of course,
I’m R.L. Stine!

1426
01:16:52,827 –> 01:16:55,698
Then I guess this
belongs to you.

1427
01:16:56,632 –> 01:16:58,332
Don’t open it.

1428
01:16:58,334 –> 01:17:00,334
(GASPS)

1429
01:17:00,336 –> 01:17:02,735
My first book.

1430
01:17:02,737 –> 01:17:04,504
(SCOFFS)

1431
01:17:04,506 –> 01:17:08,175
You realize I wrote this
when I was around your age.

1432
01:17:08,177 –> 01:17:12,012
More of an amateur work, really,
but I am sure you’ll all agree

1433
01:17:12,014 –> 01:17:15,217
it shows the undeniable promise
of a brilliant young writer.

1434
01:17:16,352 –> 01:17:17,884
Why do you have
a typewriter?

1435
01:17:17,886 –> 01:17:20,254
I was going to
save you with it,

1436
01:17:20,256 –> 01:17:22,956
although it appears you found
a way to save yourselves.

1437
01:17:22,958 –> 01:17:25,693
– A typewriter?
– It’s been done before.

1438
01:17:25,695 –> 01:17:27,295
Once before.

1439
01:17:27,297 –> 01:17:29,230
Maybe twice.

1440
01:17:29,232 –> 01:17:30,964
Maybe more.

1441
01:17:30,966 –> 01:17:32,899
WALTER: Kathy?

1442
01:17:32,901 –> 01:17:35,203
Walter, manager
at Fred’s Pharmacy.

1443
01:17:35,205 –> 01:17:36,437
It’s nice to see you.

1444
01:17:36,439 –> 01:17:38,573
Hi. It’s nice to
see you too.

1445
01:17:38,575 –> 01:17:40,141
What are you doing here?

1446
01:17:40,143 –> 01:17:41,576
I don’t know.

1447
01:17:41,578 –> 01:17:43,945
Walter! Walter!
You got turned into a monster.

1448
01:17:43,947 –> 01:17:46,615
You were big, green, ugly.
You were Slappy’s henchman!

1449
01:17:46,617 –> 01:17:48,983
Weather patterns.
Very strange weather patterns.

1450
01:17:48,985 –> 01:17:51,152
But I think everything’s
back to normal now.

1451
01:17:51,154 –> 01:17:54,155
Fine. Okay, yeah,
the weather has been weird.

1452
01:17:54,157 –> 01:17:55,724
It’s true. Okay, thanks.

1453
01:17:55,726 –> 01:17:57,559
KATHY: What happened to your shirt?

1454
01:17:57,561 –> 01:17:59,094
WALTER: I don’t know.

1455
01:17:59,096 –> 01:18:01,063
(IN PIG LATIN)
Ixnay on the onsters-may.

1456
01:18:01,065 –> 01:18:03,065
– Go ahead, ollow-fay.
SONNY: What?

1457
01:18:03,067 –> 01:18:05,267
(IN ENGLISH)
Means “follow.” Pig Latin.

1458
01:18:05,269 –> 01:18:08,304
Oh, the youth today.

1459
01:18:08,306 –> 01:18:10,439
WALTER: So funny running into you.

1460
01:18:10,441 –> 01:18:14,276
Right I always hoped we’d run
into each other outside of work.

1461
01:18:14,278 –> 01:18:15,545
WALTER: Yeah, me too.

1462
01:18:15,547 –> 01:18:18,080
Hey, if you’re not
busy next week,

1463
01:18:18,082 –> 01:18:20,049
would you wanna
have some dinner?

1464
01:18:20,051 –> 01:18:22,719
– Yeah. Yeah, heh, heh.
– Yeah That’s awesome.

1465
01:18:22,721 –> 01:18:25,255
So they don’t remember
what happened to them?

1466
01:18:25,257 –> 01:18:26,623
The transmutation process

1467
01:18:26,625 –> 01:18:28,625
seems to have wiped
their memories clean.

1468
01:18:28,627 –> 01:18:31,127
All those who were affected
won’t remember a thing.

1469
01:18:31,129 –> 01:18:32,998
(TOMMY SCREAMS)

1470
01:18:38,437 –> 01:18:39,871
Tommy?

1471
01:18:41,574 –> 01:18:44,608
SAM: Are you okay?
– Oh, my God. Guys.

1472
01:18:44,610 –> 01:18:46,610
I had this crazy dream.

1473
01:18:46,612 –> 01:18:49,313
I’m so glad to see you.

1474
01:18:49,315 –> 01:18:51,782
You know, can’t believe
I’m saying this,

1475
01:18:51,784 –> 01:18:53,850
but I’m glad
to see you too, Tommy.

1476
01:18:53,852 –> 01:18:56,354
Kids falling
from the sky.

1477
01:18:56,356 –> 01:18:58,624
My work here is done.

1478
01:19:01,694 –> 01:19:03,361
I’m a writer too.

1479
01:19:03,363 –> 01:19:07,865
Well, an aspiring,
very stuck writer at the moment.

1480
01:19:07,867 –> 01:19:09,533
My condolences.

1481
01:19:09,535 –> 01:19:11,969
All the horrors
in the world can’t compare

1482
01:19:11,971 –> 01:19:14,508
to the terrors
of the blank page.

1483
01:19:17,143 –> 01:19:20,512
Um, any advice
on college essays?

1484
01:19:20,514 –> 01:19:23,582
Well, first rule of writing:
write what you know.

1485
01:19:23,584 –> 01:19:25,317
Thirty years,
and I couldn’t figure out

1486
01:19:25,319 –> 01:19:26,585
how this book should end.

1487
01:19:26,587 –> 01:19:27,986
And somehow you figured out

1488
01:19:27,988 –> 01:19:29,356
how to finish it
in one night.

1489
01:19:30,758 –> 01:19:32,557
I believe in you.

1490
01:19:32,559 –> 01:19:35,227
(ENGINE STARTS)

1491
01:19:35,229 –> 01:19:37,131
(♪♪♪)

1492
01:19:39,500 –> 01:19:42,236
Hm. “Write what you know.”

1493
01:19:43,705 –> 01:19:45,671
SARAH: Recount a time in your life

1494
01:19:45,673 –> 01:19:48,608
when you faced a fear,
challenge or failure.

1495
01:19:48,610 –> 01:19:51,009
I think most of us
are afraid

1496
01:19:51,011 –> 01:19:53,212
that we don’t have
a story to tell.

1497
01:19:53,214 –> 01:19:56,182
That there’s nothing
special about us.

1498
01:19:56,184 –> 01:19:59,051
And then a moment comes
when you least expect it

1499
01:19:59,053 –> 01:20:00,854
where you have to step up,

1500
01:20:00,856 –> 01:20:03,022
no matter
how terrified you are.

1501
01:20:03,024 –> 01:20:04,424
But what
I’ve learned is that

1502
01:20:04,426 –> 01:20:06,058
it’s good to be scared
sometimes.

1503
01:20:06,060 –> 01:20:08,428
Scared of losing
the people we love.

1504
01:20:08,430 –> 01:20:11,130
– Stop, stop!
– It’s a ventriloquist dummy.

1505
01:20:11,132 –> 01:20:13,032
– Oh.
– Really?

1506
01:20:13,034 –> 01:20:14,601
– That’s not funny, Mom.
– Too soon.

1507
01:20:14,603 –> 01:20:16,202
No, I like it.

1508
01:20:16,204 –> 01:20:18,205
Congratulations,
Sonny.

1509
01:20:18,207 –> 01:20:20,072
Thank you so much,
Principal Harrison.

1510
01:20:20,074 –> 01:20:22,609
SARAH: Or scared of not
achieving our dreams.

1511
01:20:22,611 –> 01:20:24,411
Because those moments
remind us

1512
01:20:24,413 –> 01:20:26,680
just how special
our stories really are.

1513
01:20:26,682 –> 01:20:28,317
– Here’s to us.
– Indeed.

1514
01:20:31,387 –> 01:20:34,388
– Hey, Sarah!
– Hi, Mr. Chu.

1515
01:20:34,390 –> 01:20:35,759
CHU: Watch this.

1516
01:20:36,693 –> 01:20:38,560
(MECHANICAL GRUNTS)

1517
01:20:38,562 –> 01:20:41,061
(CHUCKLES)
– I like it.

1518
01:20:41,063 –> 01:20:43,398
Yeah, I just made it
life-size this year.

1519
01:20:43,400 –> 01:20:45,733
You know, just in case.

1520
01:20:45,735 –> 01:20:47,702
No, seriously, you know,
just in case.

1521
01:20:47,704 –> 01:20:50,705
Right. I’ll see you later,
Mr. Chu.

1522
01:20:50,707 –> 01:20:52,207
Bye!

1523
01:20:52,209 –> 01:20:54,075
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1524
01:20:54,077 –> 01:20:57,579
SARAH: And maybe when you
face enough of your fears

1525
01:20:57,581 –> 01:21:00,515
life stops being
so scary after all.

1526
01:21:00,517 –> 01:21:04,753
Now’s the day
To make our dreams alive

1527
01:21:04,755 –> 01:21:07,723
Hey, honey.

1528
01:21:07,725 –> 01:21:09,527
What happened?

1529
01:21:11,094 –> 01:21:12,394
I got in.

1530
01:21:12,396 –> 01:21:14,630
I knew it.
I knew you could do it.

1531
01:21:14,632 –> 01:21:16,499
Oh, I’m so proud
of you!

1532
01:21:16,501 –> 01:21:18,634
(LAUGHS)

1533
01:21:18,636 –> 01:21:20,636
I guess I’m proud.

1534
01:21:20,638 –> 01:21:24,507
– Thanks, Sonny.
– Come on, bring it in.

1535
01:21:24,509 –> 01:21:26,442
Congratulations.

1536
01:21:26,444 –> 01:21:28,945
(CHUCKLES)
Here, take off your jacket.

1537
01:21:28,947 –> 01:21:31,447
Guys, give her some
ornaments, please.

1538
01:21:31,449 –> 01:21:32,682
Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

1539
01:21:32,684 –> 01:21:34,985
– I’m so happy!
– Ha-ha-ha!

1540
01:21:34,987 –> 01:21:37,321
– Here, put that right there.
– Yeah, I like that one.

1541
01:21:38,356 –> 01:21:39,525
(KEYS CLACKING)

1542
01:21:44,630 –> 01:21:46,899
Finally, a new book.

1543
01:21:50,302 –> 01:21:51,905
Yes.

1544
01:22:00,412 –> 01:22:01,812
(SIGHS)

1545
01:22:01,814 –> 01:22:04,314
SLAPPY: Hello, Papa.

1546
01:22:04,316 –> 01:22:06,918
Slappy! I thought
the book got you.

1547
01:22:06,920 –> 01:22:09,219
Maybe those others,
but not me.

1548
01:22:09,221 –> 01:22:11,022
Why is that?

1549
01:22:11,024 –> 01:22:13,089
You know
I always survive.

1550
01:22:13,091 –> 01:22:15,026
You wrote me that way.

1551
01:22:15,028 –> 01:22:19,664
In fact, I wrote my own story
while I was gone.

1552
01:22:19,666 –> 01:22:21,666
And guess what.

1553
01:22:21,668 –> 01:22:24,070
You’re the main character.

1554
01:22:25,138 –> 01:22:27,171
No.

1555
01:22:27,173 –> 01:22:30,376
No!

1556
01:22:31,845 –> 01:22:35,047
You try living in a book
for a while, Papa.

1557
01:22:35,049 –> 01:22:37,482
(CACKLES)

1558
01:22:37,484 –> 01:22:40,387
(♪♪♪)

1559
01:22:41,522 –> 01:22:43,424
(MONSTERS SHRIEKING)

1560
01:22:54,035 –> 01:22:56,203
(ROARS)

1561
01:23:06,615 –> 01:23:08,049
(SHRIEKS)

1562
01:23:09,351 –> 01:23:11,252
(BEARS CACKLING)

1563
01:23:12,687 –> 01:23:14,756
(CACKLES)

1564
01:23:15,757 –> 01:23:17,893
(CHITTERING)

1565
01:23:22,564 –> 01:23:25,231
(GIBBERS)

1566
01:23:25,233 –> 01:23:26,566
HORSEMAN: Hyah!

1567
01:23:26,568 –> 01:23:28,136
(NEIGHS)

1568
01:23:29,304 –> 01:23:30,771
(CHITTERS)

1569
01:23:30,773 –> 01:23:32,271
(GIBBERS)

1570
01:23:32,273 –> 01:23:33,807
HAND: Hands off!

1571
01:23:33,809 –> 01:23:35,845
Hiya! Look at my candle.

1572
01:23:37,145 –> 01:23:39,048
(LAUGHING)

1573
01:23:44,286 –> 01:23:47,024
(SHRIEKING)

1574
01:23:49,325 –> 01:23:51,227
(ROARING)

1575
01:23:52,595 –> 01:23:54,330
(HOWLS)

1576
01:24:05,809 –> 01:24:07,711
(♪♪♪)

1577
01:25:36,703 –> 01:25:38,605
(♪♪♪)

1578
01:28:04,123 –> 01:28:06,058
(♪♪♪)

1579
01:29:41,623 –> 01:29:43,857
SLAPPY: Slappy Halloween.

1580
01:29:43,859 –> 01:29:45,361
(CACKLES)

1581
01:29:45,363 –> 01:29:46,734
Subtitles by explosiveskull
‎‭♥‏‏ Colored by novabros‏‏‏‎

1
00:00:47,769 –> 00:00:50,672
(♪♪♪)

2
00:01:18,577 –> 00:01:23,577
Subtitles by explosiveskull
‎‭♥‏‏ Colored by novabros‏‏‏‎

3
00:02:01,713 –> 00:02:03,646
SARAH: Fear.

4
00:02:03,648 –> 00:02:08,018
Fear is something
that everyone experiences.

5
00:02:08,020 –> 00:02:12,322
Fear is a feeling
that we all know.

6
00:02:12,324 –> 00:02:15,795
For me, a fear
that shaped my life was…

7
00:02:17,897 –> 00:02:19,630
(SIGHS)

8
00:02:19,632 –> 00:02:21,464
God, that sucks.

9
00:02:21,466 –> 00:02:23,335
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

10
00:02:27,940 –> 00:02:29,440
(SIGHS)

11
00:02:29,442 –> 00:02:31,475
“Recount a time
when you faced a fear,

12
00:02:31,477 –> 00:02:33,077
challenge or failure.

13
00:02:33,079 –> 00:02:35,982
How did it define you,
or how did you overcome it?”

14
00:02:40,786 –> 00:02:42,722
(♪♪♪)

15
00:02:46,192 –> 00:02:47,426
(RATTLING)

16
00:02:51,430 –> 00:02:53,165
Hello?

17
00:02:54,735 –> 00:02:56,470
Hello?

18
00:03:03,276 –> 00:03:05,477
(ROARS)
(YELPS)

19
00:03:05,479 –> 00:03:07,746
(LAUGHING)

20
00:03:07,748 –> 00:03:09,447
Tyler What are you doing?

21
00:03:09,449 –> 00:03:11,549
Are you crazy?
My mom is gonna hear you.

22
00:03:11,551 –> 00:03:13,119
You see this mask?

23
00:03:13,121 –> 00:03:14,419
Got it on sale.

24
00:03:14,421 –> 00:03:15,655
Very scary.

25
00:03:15,657 –> 00:03:17,288
Sorry.
I was in the neighborhood.

26
00:03:17,290 –> 00:03:19,992
– I texted you like 10 times.
– I told you my phone’s off.

27
00:03:19,994 –> 00:03:22,528
If I miss this deadline,
I don’t get into Columbia.

28
00:03:22,530 –> 00:03:24,864
You’ll be here with me
the next four years.

29
00:03:24,866 –> 00:03:28,934
Consider me your safety school.
Close by, good parties…

30
00:03:28,936 –> 00:03:32,638
Oh, really. Do you also offer
a creative-writing program?

31
00:03:32,640 –> 00:03:36,109
Oh, I’m super creative.
Look, I got you a care package.

32
00:03:36,111 –> 00:03:40,279
– Pringles. And a little bit of Red Bull.
– Heh.

33
00:03:40,281 –> 00:03:42,151
– Thank you.
– You’re welcome.

34
00:03:43,919 –> 00:03:45,152
(DOOR OPENS)

35
00:03:45,154 –> 00:03:46,722
You are so busted.

36
00:03:47,790 –> 00:03:49,923
– So, so busted.
– I’ve got it.

37
00:03:49,925 –> 00:03:51,992
Mom,
this is not what it looks like.

38
00:03:51,994 –> 00:03:54,861
KATHY: No, I know what it is.
I heard the entire thing.

39
00:03:54,863 –> 00:03:56,797
Do people
not whisper anymore?

40
00:03:56,799 –> 00:03:59,633
“Hey, I brought Pringles
and Red Bull.”

41
00:03:59,635 –> 00:04:02,335
“You better be quiet
’cause my mom will hear us.”

42
00:04:02,337 –> 00:04:03,570
(KATHY STAMPS FEET)

43
00:04:03,572 –> 00:04:05,305
Tyler, go home.

44
00:04:05,307 –> 00:04:07,942
Okay.
Uh, just to clarify,

45
00:04:07,944 –> 00:04:10,343
do you mean back out the window
or out the front?

46
00:04:10,345 –> 00:04:11,813
Okay, I’ll use the window.

47
00:04:11,815 –> 00:04:13,681
Sorry, Sarah,
I’ll see you tomorrow.

48
00:04:13,683 –> 00:04:15,417
Ooh! I’m good.

49
00:04:16,485 –> 00:04:18,786
Ah! Still good!

50
00:04:18,788 –> 00:04:21,122
– Go to bed.
– Mom, I can explain.

51
00:04:21,124 –> 00:04:23,491
We’ll discuss this
in the morning.

52
00:04:23,493 –> 00:04:26,094
– Sam is gonna love this.
– You go to bed too.

53
00:04:26,096 –> 00:04:27,929
– What’d I do?
– I don’t need a wingman.

54
00:04:27,931 –> 00:04:30,498
– Okay. Going to bed.
– Hmph.

55
00:04:30,500 –> 00:04:32,400
(DOOR CLOSES)

56
00:04:32,402 –> 00:04:34,304
(♪♪♪)

57
00:04:38,408 –> 00:04:39,844
Ow.

58
00:04:42,046 –> 00:04:44,012
You need to stop
electrocuting yourself

59
00:04:44,014 –> 00:04:46,515
– and eat your breakfast.
– Mom, this is due tomorrow,

60
00:04:46,517 –> 00:04:48,417
and it’s worth 50 percent
of my grade.

61
00:04:48,419 –> 00:04:51,053
How about you eat 50 percent
of your eggs?

62
00:04:51,055 –> 00:04:52,688
(POWER WHINES)

63
00:04:52,690 –> 00:04:54,056
Sonny, seriously?

64
00:04:54,058 –> 00:04:55,958
Sorry. I’m getting close.

65
00:04:55,960 –> 00:04:57,259
(DOORBELL RINGING)

66
00:04:57,261 –> 00:04:59,595
Coming.

67
00:04:59,597 –> 00:05:02,031
Coming!

68
00:05:02,033 –> 00:05:03,532
Morning, Ms. Quinn.

69
00:05:03,534 –> 00:05:05,367
– Good morning, Sam.
– How you doing?

70
00:05:05,369 –> 00:05:07,804
MAN: Kathy! Thank
you for taking Sam.

71
00:05:07,806 –> 00:05:10,073
We’ll be back in three days.
We owe you.

72
00:05:10,075 –> 00:05:11,340
You definitely do.

73
00:05:11,342 –> 00:05:13,375
(HORN HONKS)
(CHUCKLING)

74
00:05:13,377 –> 00:05:15,178
Sonny!
Grab your backpack.

75
00:05:15,180 –> 00:05:17,247
Sarah, let’s go!
I’ve got an errand to run

76
00:05:17,249 –> 00:05:19,117
– on the way to school.
SARAH: Coming!

77
00:05:20,685 –> 00:05:22,719
My condolences on your bust
last night.

78
00:05:22,721 –> 00:05:24,921
Good thing I’m here,
in case any other dudes

79
00:05:24,923 –> 00:05:26,556
try to climb
through your window.

80
00:05:26,558 –> 00:05:28,324
Sonny. I’m gonna kill you.

81
00:05:28,326 –> 00:05:30,961
Kill him in the car.
Okay Go, go, go.

82
00:05:30,963 –> 00:05:34,265
Halloween with pumpkins
And mice

83
00:05:34,267 –> 00:05:37,600
Halloween, it’s so nice

84
00:05:37,602 –> 00:05:39,103
Halloween

85
00:05:39,105 –> 00:05:41,872
– Faster, faster.
With pumpkins and mice

86
00:05:41,874 –> 00:05:45,743
Hey, Kathy.
Hey, kids. Heh, heh.

87
00:05:45,745 –> 00:05:47,310
Mr. Chu.

88
00:05:47,312 –> 00:05:49,947
Wow, you practically got
a theme park here.

89
00:05:49,949 –> 00:05:51,649
Check this out.

90
00:05:51,651 –> 00:05:54,051
(WHIRRING)

91
00:05:54,053 –> 00:05:56,854
Oh, my… Oh! Whoa!

92
00:05:56,856 –> 00:06:00,357
(CHUCKLING)
It’s like being in the movies!

93
00:06:00,359 –> 00:06:03,094
I’m gonna have these puppies
up and running in no time.

94
00:06:03,096 –> 00:06:04,595
You know, for the kids.

95
00:06:04,597 –> 00:06:07,766
– Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
– All right. Bye.

96
00:06:07,768 –> 00:06:09,668
He doesn’t actually have kids,
does he?

97
00:06:09,670 –> 00:06:10,969
No, he does not.

98
00:06:10,971 –> 00:06:13,471
Ooh!

99
00:06:13,473 –> 00:06:15,407
(♪♪♪)

100
00:06:15,409 –> 00:06:18,011
All right, everybody,
let’s make this quick.

101
00:06:19,680 –> 00:06:22,480
You can each pick out a pumpkin
to carve if you want to,

102
00:06:22,482 –> 00:06:24,683
but meet me at
the register in five minutes,

103
00:06:24,685 –> 00:06:25,853
– all right?
– Okay.

104
00:06:26,687 –> 00:06:28,787
Alrighty.

105
00:06:28,789 –> 00:06:30,455
Right here Really?

106
00:06:30,457 –> 00:06:34,996
Yes, here. Everywhere.
It’s called marketing.

107
00:06:38,132 –> 00:06:39,632
Anything you wanna
say to me?

108
00:06:39,634 –> 00:06:43,536
Mom… Mom, I was
working all night. I swear.

109
00:06:43,538 –> 00:06:46,372
I swear,
Tyler just snuck over and…

110
00:06:46,374 –> 00:06:48,441
I’ve just been so stuck
on this essay…

111
00:06:48,443 –> 00:06:50,943
You’re a great writer.
You always have been.

112
00:06:50,945 –> 00:06:53,546
When you have to sum up
your whole life in one essay,

113
00:06:53,548 –> 00:06:55,715
it all just sounds so…

114
00:06:55,717 –> 00:06:57,284
unimpressive.

115
00:06:57,286 –> 00:07:01,722
Honey. I think you’re very
impressive and very capable.

116
00:07:01,724 –> 00:07:02,990
You do?

117
00:07:02,992 –> 00:07:04,324
Thank you.

118
00:07:04,326 –> 00:07:05,692
I do.

119
00:07:05,694 –> 00:07:07,928
Which is why I need you
to watch Sonny and Sam

120
00:07:07,930 –> 00:07:09,696
this week
while I’m working doubles.

121
00:07:09,698 –> 00:07:12,065
Mom! No!
My essay is due Friday.

122
00:07:12,067 –> 00:07:14,701
Sonny’s bigger than me.
He doesn’t need a babysitter.

123
00:07:14,703 –> 00:07:19,173
Ha, ha. Have you seen what he
blows up when he’s supervised?

124
00:07:19,175 –> 00:07:21,842
Hon, I know you’re focused
on getting out of here.

125
00:07:21,844 –> 00:07:23,877
But if I don’t cover
these shifts at work,

126
00:07:23,879 –> 00:07:25,146
I could lose my job.

127
00:07:25,148 –> 00:07:27,683
I need to know
I can count on you.

128
00:07:31,121 –> 00:07:34,088
Okay. Fine.

129
00:07:34,090 –> 00:07:36,557
– Really?
– Yes, really.

130
00:07:36,559 –> 00:07:40,795
Well, you have earned yourself
some corn cushions, little lady.

131
00:07:40,797 –> 00:07:42,096
Really Mom.

132
00:07:42,098 –> 00:07:43,932
(BEEPS)

133
00:07:43,934 –> 00:07:47,202
You’re looking real nice today.

134
00:07:47,204 –> 00:07:51,106
Thank you. Heh, heh.
Blue is very in this year.

135
00:07:51,108 –> 00:07:54,176
– I see you got the memo.
– I guess we’re in the know.

136
00:07:54,178 –> 00:07:55,411
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

137
00:07:55,413 –> 00:07:57,279
Okay. Hey, you know,
the adult diapers

138
00:07:57,281 –> 00:07:59,181
are 2-for-1
if you wanna grab another.

139
00:07:59,183 –> 00:08:01,083
– I just need one today.
– Okay. All right.

140
00:08:01,085 –> 00:08:03,419
I don’t need them.
They’re for the nursing home

141
00:08:03,421 –> 00:08:04,820
– where I work.
– Of course.

142
00:08:04,822 –> 00:08:07,089
– I… I don’t… Heh, heh.
– Hey, no judgment.

143
00:08:07,091 –> 00:08:09,758
– Um, okay. Heh, heh.
– I use a toilet. Heh, heh.

144
00:08:09,760 –> 00:08:13,929
All right. Well, hopefully,
I’ll, uh, see you around soon.

145
00:08:13,931 –> 00:08:16,732
Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for checking me out.

146
00:08:16,734 –> 00:08:19,235
Ringing up my purchases.
You know.

147
00:08:19,237 –> 00:08:20,869
Yes. Yeah. Well, both.

148
00:08:20,871 –> 00:08:23,472
– Yeah. Heh.
– I’ll just get my diapers and go.

149
00:08:23,474 –> 00:08:24,740
Yeah.

150
00:08:24,742 –> 00:08:25,976
Happy Halloween!

151
00:08:25,978 –> 00:08:28,044
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

152
00:08:28,046 –> 00:08:29,948
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

153
00:08:31,950 –> 00:08:33,283
BOY: Yeah, I can help you.

154
00:08:33,285 –> 00:08:34,584
GIRL: Hey, wait up!

155
00:08:34,586 –> 00:08:36,555
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)

156
00:08:38,323 –> 00:08:40,657
Oh, dude,
science fair sign-ups.

157
00:08:40,659 –> 00:08:42,692
If I can just get
my Tesla Tower to work,

158
00:08:42,694 –> 00:08:44,127
easily win. It’d be so cool.

159
00:08:44,129 –> 00:08:45,996
What do you mean?
You’re already cool.

160
00:08:45,998 –> 00:08:49,300
We are treasure hunters.
People respect us around here.

161
00:08:49,302 –> 00:08:51,035
(LAUGHING)

162
00:08:51,037 –> 00:08:52,970
– Ew.
TOMMY: Hey, Junk Bros.

163
00:08:52,972 –> 00:08:56,007
SAM: Spit wads What are you, 9?

164
00:08:56,009 –> 00:08:57,675
What’d you say?

165
00:08:57,677 –> 00:08:59,810
(WHISPERING)
Sam, what are you doing?

166
00:08:59,812 –> 00:09:01,748
I got this.

167
00:09:06,652 –> 00:09:08,353
You know,

168
00:09:08,355 –> 00:09:11,423
we were gonna TP Principal
Harrison’s house tomorrow night.

169
00:09:11,425 –> 00:09:13,258
But now,
I think I’m just gonna spend

170
00:09:13,260 –> 00:09:15,260
the whole night
chasing you guys around.

171
00:09:15,262 –> 00:09:18,196
Hey. Boys,
move it or you’re tardy.

172
00:09:18,198 –> 00:09:19,797
Of course, Ms. Hoover.

173
00:09:19,799 –> 00:09:22,434
I was just extolling
to my good friends Sam and Sonny

174
00:09:22,436 –> 00:09:24,970
my deep love for homework
and all things learning.

175
00:09:24,972 –> 00:09:26,206
Get to class.

176
00:09:30,778 –> 00:09:32,012
Yeah.

177
00:09:32,946 –> 00:09:34,980
What a jerk.

178
00:09:34,982 –> 00:09:36,581
I’d like to check
this book out, please.

179
00:09:36,583 –> 00:09:38,384
And you are…?

180
00:09:38,386 –> 00:09:40,386
Tyler Mitchell.

181
00:09:40,388 –> 00:09:43,922
Okay, Tyler Mitchell.

182
00:09:43,924 –> 00:09:46,325
Oh. Yeah, you have four books

183
00:09:46,327 –> 00:09:48,760
you haven’t returned
since sophomore year.

184
00:09:48,762 –> 00:09:50,729
And your account is frozen.

185
00:09:50,731 –> 00:09:51,998
Damn.

186
00:09:52,000 –> 00:09:53,933
It’s gonna cost 40 bucks
to unfreeze it.

187
00:09:53,935 –> 00:09:55,902
I just spent it
on tickets for us

188
00:09:55,904 –> 00:09:57,937
to see DJ Bisky
at the Den tonight.

189
00:09:57,939 –> 00:10:00,239
You have to come.
You can’t say no.

190
00:10:00,241 –> 00:10:02,509
My way of saying sorry
for getting you busted.

191
00:10:02,511 –> 00:10:04,744
I-I can’t.
My mom is making me

192
00:10:04,746 –> 00:10:07,514
watch my stupid brother
all week and his friend…

193
00:10:07,516 –> 00:10:10,150
Come on. Don’t wait for college
to start having fun.

194
00:10:10,152 –> 00:10:11,552
Show starts at 8.

195
00:10:11,554 –> 00:10:14,654
Get your brother
a babysitter.

196
00:10:14,656 –> 00:10:16,258
(♪♪♪)

197
00:10:21,097 –> 00:10:24,266
Okay. Sam, what do you think?

198
00:10:25,267 –> 00:10:27,434
Nice. Looks just like you.

199
00:10:27,436 –> 00:10:28,804
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

200
00:10:31,107 –> 00:10:32,576
Hello.

201
00:10:34,276 –> 00:10:36,743
Yeah. Yeah, you’re speaking
to a Junk Brother.

202
00:10:36,745 –> 00:10:39,613
Yes, ma’am. This afternoon?

203
00:10:39,615 –> 00:10:41,748
Let me check with my associate.

204
00:10:41,750 –> 00:10:43,750
– Hang up on her.
– This is our opportunity.

205
00:10:43,752 –> 00:10:45,819
– We’re too busy. Stop it.
– We’re doing this.

206
00:10:45,821 –> 00:10:48,490
I have my Tesla Tower project,
I have algebra. No way.

207
00:10:48,492 –> 00:10:50,492
– Fine, fine, fine! Whatever.
– Sam.

208
00:10:50,494 –> 00:10:52,095
All right. Fine.

209
00:10:53,497 –> 00:10:56,231
You are in luck.
Yeah, we can squeeze you in.

210
00:10:56,233 –> 00:10:59,267
24 Ashley Lane?

211
00:10:59,269 –> 00:11:00,835
No, no problem. No problem.

212
00:11:00,837 –> 00:11:04,174
Yeah. Fear not, ma’am.
Junk is our middle name.

213
00:11:05,343 –> 00:11:06,808
(PHONE BEEPS)

214
00:11:06,810 –> 00:11:09,211
“Junk is our…”?
Do you even hear yourself?

215
00:11:09,213 –> 00:11:12,982
Get your shoes on.
It’s time to get rich!

216
00:11:12,984 –> 00:11:15,151
I already have my shoes on.

217
00:11:15,153 –> 00:11:17,088
(♪♪♪)

218
00:11:37,342 –> 00:11:40,544
I guess this is it.
24 Ashley Lane.

219
00:11:40,546 –> 00:11:43,046
Twenty-four is the number
of people murdered here.

220
00:11:43,048 –> 00:11:44,813
All right, Sonny.

221
00:11:44,815 –> 00:11:46,449
Let’s do this.

222
00:11:46,451 –> 00:11:48,353
(CROW CAWING)

223
00:11:57,729 –> 00:12:00,600
Hey. I don’t like the way
those things are looking at us.

224
00:12:03,636 –> 00:12:06,939
We’re treasure hunters, Sonny,
remember. Come on.

225
00:12:20,153 –> 00:12:21,754
(DOOR CREAKS)

226
00:12:27,060 –> 00:12:28,395
Hello?

227
00:12:38,339 –> 00:12:39,506
SONNY: Some treasure.

228
00:12:41,442 –> 00:12:43,310
This place
is definitely haunted.

229
00:12:46,947 –> 00:12:50,182
Dude, there’s more stuff
over here. Come on.

230
00:12:50,184 –> 00:12:53,118
This room’s
even worse.

231
00:12:53,120 –> 00:12:55,287
Come on, Sonny,
it’s not that bad.

232
00:12:55,289 –> 00:12:57,425
There is nothing
to be afraid of.

233
00:12:58,360 –> 00:13:00,360
(BOTH YELL)

234
00:13:00,362 –> 00:13:01,730
(CLEARS THROAT)

235
00:13:06,401 –> 00:13:08,468
SAM: Who stuffs a cat?

236
00:13:08,470 –> 00:13:11,006
How much are they paying us
for this?

237
00:13:12,741 –> 00:13:14,540
(GRUNTS)

238
00:13:14,542 –> 00:13:16,609
Can’t believe you said
we’d work for free.

239
00:13:16,611 –> 00:13:18,278
Not for free.
The lady said

240
00:13:18,280 –> 00:13:20,413
we could keep any junk
we don’t throw away.

241
00:13:20,415 –> 00:13:22,549
Some of that stuff
can have monetary value.

242
00:13:22,551 –> 00:13:24,685
You know what else
has monetary value, Sam?

243
00:13:24,687 –> 00:13:27,222
– Actual money.
– Just start cleaning. Come on.

244
00:13:30,959 –> 00:13:33,594
Found some more stuff
in the attic.

245
00:13:33,596 –> 00:13:36,766
SAM: Okay, what do we got?
– Maybe this is worth something.

246
00:13:40,436 –> 00:13:41,735
It’s stuck.

247
00:13:41,737 –> 00:13:43,272
(GRUNTING)

248
00:13:48,578 –> 00:13:50,480
(♪♪♪)

249
00:13:56,018 –> 00:13:58,320
Dude, I think
we just found a treasure chest!

250
00:13:58,322 –> 00:14:00,455
– Go get it.
– Jackpot!

251
00:14:00,457 –> 00:14:03,191
This is amazing.
It’s like a whole room in here.

252
00:14:03,193 –> 00:14:05,462
I told you.
We come here, we find treasure.

253
00:14:07,964 –> 00:14:10,365
Help me with this.
I bet this thing

254
00:14:10,367 –> 00:14:12,702
is filled with gold
and diamonds and Bitcoins.

255
00:14:12,704 –> 00:14:15,103
Uh, you know Bitcoins
are cryptocurrency, right?

256
00:14:15,105 –> 00:14:17,305
It’s not real coins,
it’s virtual coins.

257
00:14:17,307 –> 00:14:20,175
It’s really cool. It starts
with a process called mining…

258
00:14:20,177 –> 00:14:22,143
Stop being a nerd
for a second and help.

259
00:14:22,145 –> 00:14:24,179
– Yeah, sorry.
– Thank you. Here.

260
00:14:24,181 –> 00:14:27,785
All right. You ready?
Three, two, and…

261
00:14:31,356 –> 00:14:32,523
What?

262
00:14:36,594 –> 00:14:38,461
It’s locked.

263
00:14:38,463 –> 00:14:40,262
Who would lock a book?

264
00:14:40,264 –> 00:14:41,966
Here’s a key.

265
00:14:44,168 –> 00:14:45,635
(BOTH COUGH)

266
00:14:45,637 –> 00:14:47,671
Oh, man.

267
00:14:47,673 –> 00:14:49,374
(GROANS)
(SIGHS)

268
00:14:52,143 –> 00:14:54,176
SAM: Well, what’s in it?

269
00:14:54,178 –> 00:14:56,248
Nothing.
It’s just a beat-up old book.

270
00:14:57,915 –> 00:14:59,685
Doesn’t have a title page.

271
00:15:01,919 –> 00:15:04,321
– So much for treasure.
– Well, look.

272
00:15:04,323 –> 00:15:06,757
We still have all this stuff.
This is a good haul.

273
00:15:06,759 –> 00:15:08,258
Just grab the book anyway.

274
00:15:08,260 –> 00:15:10,427
– It’s gotta be worth something.
– Yeah.

275
00:15:10,429 –> 00:15:12,028
(GASPS)

276
00:15:12,030 –> 00:15:13,932
(♪♪♪)

277
00:15:15,100 –> 00:15:17,704
Sam. Sam, turn around.

278
00:15:19,071 –> 00:15:21,305
(GASPS)

279
00:15:21,307 –> 00:15:23,243
SAM: Where did that come from?

280
00:15:38,658 –> 00:15:42,061
“My name is Slappy.
What’s yours?”

281
00:15:45,365 –> 00:15:48,232
Wait, I think it says something
on the back.

282
00:15:48,234 –> 00:15:52,939
SONNY: “Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

283
00:15:56,477 –> 00:15:58,076
He’s so creepy.

284
00:15:58,078 –> 00:16:00,379
It’s kind of like he’s alive.

285
00:16:00,381 –> 00:16:02,080
I don’t think
anything’s been alive

286
00:16:02,082 –> 00:16:03,482
in this house
since that cat.

287
00:16:03,484 –> 00:16:05,617
I mean, look at this place.

288
00:16:05,619 –> 00:16:07,654
– But I’m alive now!
– Aah!

289
00:16:07,656 –> 00:16:10,055
Oh, Sonny, just give me a kiss.
Just one smooch.

290
00:16:10,057 –> 00:16:12,257
– That’s not funny.
– Yes, it is. It’s hilarious.

291
00:16:12,259 –> 00:16:14,326
It’s a business.
We’re running a business.

292
00:16:14,328 –> 00:16:15,662
Take this more seriously.

293
00:16:15,664 –> 00:16:17,397
It’s too easy, Sonny.
Come on, man.

294
00:16:17,399 –> 00:16:18,964
Hey, I’m taking him.

295
00:16:18,966 –> 00:16:20,966
SONNY: Don’t know why
you took that thing.

296
00:16:20,968 –> 00:16:23,101
– What do you mean He’s awesome.
– Whatever.

297
00:16:23,103 –> 00:16:26,773
TOMMY: Hey, it’s the Junk Sisters!

298
00:16:26,775 –> 00:16:28,475
Oh, great.

299
00:16:28,477 –> 00:16:30,977
Well, at least we know
our marketing’s working.

300
00:16:30,979 –> 00:16:33,781
No teacher around
to save you now.

301
00:16:33,783 –> 00:16:36,049
Hey, are you wearing
my old sweater

302
00:16:36,051 –> 00:16:37,283
from my grandma’s yard sale?

303
00:16:37,285 –> 00:16:38,551
(ALL LAUGH)

304
00:16:38,553 –> 00:16:39,689
Leave us alone.

305
00:16:41,056 –> 00:16:42,456
Okay.

306
00:16:42,458 –> 00:16:44,592
Give me back my sweater
and I’ll let you go.

307
00:16:44,594 –> 00:16:45,826
Really?

308
00:16:45,828 –> 00:16:47,430
Unless you want
your face punched.

309
00:16:50,266 –> 00:16:52,335
(SIGHING)
Whatever.

310
00:16:54,871 –> 00:16:56,138
And your box.

311
00:16:59,709 –> 00:17:03,277
Fine. Just take it.

312
00:17:03,279 –> 00:17:04,612
Yo, what we got?

313
00:17:04,614 –> 00:17:06,815
– What’s this?
– Let’s see. Old radio.

314
00:17:06,817 –> 00:17:09,183
BOY 1: Is that a ruler?
BOY 2: That’s a dog toy.

315
00:17:09,185 –> 00:17:11,553
A stupid book.

316
00:17:11,555 –> 00:17:13,320
Wow.

317
00:17:13,322 –> 00:17:15,857
Great business
you guys are running.

318
00:17:15,859 –> 00:17:17,792
Heh. Your turn.

319
00:17:17,794 –> 00:17:20,328
No. No,
I’m not giving you my box.

320
00:17:20,330 –> 00:17:23,465
Sam, just give it to him.
I like my face unpunched.

321
00:17:23,467 –> 00:17:25,536
No way.
We worked for this stuff.

322
00:17:26,603 –> 00:17:28,370
– Hey, Tommy!
TOMMY: Oh!

323
00:17:28,372 –> 00:17:30,105
– Look at that.
– Tommy, give him back!

324
00:17:30,107 –> 00:17:32,607
Want your doll You dress him up
when you get home?

325
00:17:32,609 –> 00:17:34,442
SAM: Tommy, this isn’t funny.

326
00:17:34,444 –> 00:17:35,579
SONNY: Sam…

327
00:17:37,114 –> 00:17:38,548
What the…?

328
00:17:38,550 –> 00:17:39,918
(SAM & SONNY LAUGH)

329
00:17:45,557 –> 00:17:46,724
What is going on?

330
00:17:48,226 –> 00:17:49,659
BOY 1: Tommy, pull up your pants!

331
00:17:49,661 –> 00:17:51,127
They’re stuck.

332
00:17:51,129 –> 00:17:53,362
Thank you very much.
Sonny, we need to go!

333
00:17:53,364 –> 00:17:57,166
Go! Go! Go! No, don’t touch
my underwear! God! Stop!

334
00:17:57,168 –> 00:18:00,102
No! Go get them!
No! Go get them!

335
00:18:00,104 –> 00:18:02,572
– Go!
– Okay, okay, okay!

336
00:18:02,574 –> 00:18:04,475
(♪♪♪)

337
00:18:10,015 –> 00:18:11,748
Better pedal faster!

338
00:18:11,750 –> 00:18:13,050
Oh, no.

339
00:18:13,052 –> 00:18:14,885
Come on,
don’t make it easy for us!

340
00:18:14,887 –> 00:18:16,118
We need to go!

341
00:18:16,120 –> 00:18:17,888
We’re gonna get you, man!

342
00:18:17,890 –> 00:18:19,291
They’re gaining on us!

343
00:18:21,360 –> 00:18:22,494
Faster!

344
00:18:26,599 –> 00:18:28,100
(ALL GRUNT)

345
00:18:31,537 –> 00:18:34,204
(ALL GROANING)

346
00:18:34,206 –> 00:18:37,075
– What just happened?
– I have no idea.

347
00:18:37,077 –> 00:18:40,044
Get back here, you two!

348
00:18:40,046 –> 00:18:42,914
Ah.
Why does this keep happening?

349
00:18:42,916 –> 00:18:45,416
Sarah!
You won’t believe what happened.

350
00:18:45,418 –> 00:18:47,185
You are never
going to believe this.

351
00:18:47,187 –> 00:18:49,420
We were in this crazy,
abandoned, creepy house

352
00:18:49,422 –> 00:18:51,789
and found this fireplace,
which had a cat on it I twisted.

353
00:18:51,791 –> 00:18:54,059
It went to a secret
compartment that opened.

354
00:18:54,061 –> 00:18:55,727
Then there was a treasure chest.

355
00:18:55,729 –> 00:18:58,897
Okay, but long story short,
we found…

356
00:18:58,899 –> 00:19:00,600
this guy!

357
00:19:02,168 –> 00:19:03,434
Th-this guy.

358
00:19:03,436 –> 00:19:05,738
This… guy.

359
00:19:05,740 –> 00:19:09,341
Wow. It’s like you’re actively
trying not to be cool.

360
00:19:09,343 –> 00:19:12,611
Here. Mom specifically said
you should fold the laundry.

361
00:19:12,613 –> 00:19:16,118
I’ll be in my room if you
need me, but do not need me.

362
00:19:20,655 –> 00:19:22,488
Hey, Sarah?

363
00:19:22,490 –> 00:19:25,591
This specifically says you are
supposed to fold the laundry.

364
00:19:25,593 –> 00:19:26,826
(DOOR CLOSES)

365
00:19:26,828 –> 00:19:28,094
Sarah.

366
00:19:28,096 –> 00:19:30,096
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

367
00:19:30,098 –> 00:19:31,765
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

368
00:19:31,767 –> 00:19:33,600
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

369
00:19:33,602 –> 00:19:40,340
I spend all the time
Waiting at night for you

370
00:19:40,342 –> 00:19:43,643
What am I doing?

371
00:19:43,645 –> 00:19:46,279
SONNY: We already banned jumping.

372
00:19:46,281 –> 00:19:49,616
SAM: I banned sucking, yet here you are.
Now, come on.

373
00:19:49,618 –> 00:19:52,752
Hey! Yes!

374
00:19:52,754 –> 00:19:54,187
Yes!

375
00:19:54,189 –> 00:19:55,655
It’s 4 to 1.
Why are you celebrating?

376
00:19:55,657 –> 00:19:57,792
Scoring is a reason
for celebration.

377
00:19:57,794 –> 00:19:59,894
SARAH: Bye, I’m leaving!

378
00:19:59,896 –> 00:20:02,496
– Where you going?
– Out. I’ll be back by 10.

379
00:20:02,498 –> 00:20:04,498
If Mom calls,
tell her I’m in the shower.

380
00:20:04,500 –> 00:20:07,068
You were gonna help me
with my science presentation.

381
00:20:07,070 –> 00:20:08,335
There’s two dummies
on the couch.

382
00:20:08,337 –> 00:20:09,570
Practice on one of them.

383
00:20:09,572 –> 00:20:11,338
Ouch.

384
00:20:11,340 –> 00:20:13,240
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

385
00:20:13,242 –> 00:20:15,179
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

386
00:20:17,014 –> 00:20:18,916
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

387
00:20:44,142 –> 00:20:45,275
Tyler!

388
00:20:59,524 –> 00:21:01,793
(DANCE MUSIC FADES INTO BACKGROUND)

389
00:21:08,099 –> 00:21:11,002
(♪♪♪)

390
00:21:25,151 –> 00:21:26,317
(SIGHS)

391
00:21:36,462 –> 00:21:37,797
(ENGINE STARTS)

392
00:21:43,270 –> 00:21:45,604
SAM: All right, there we go.

393
00:21:48,809 –> 00:21:51,144
Okay. And…

394
00:21:53,312 –> 00:21:58,149
Sergeant, your orders
are to guard this porch.

395
00:21:58,151 –> 00:22:00,351
It was more than
a hundred years ago

396
00:22:00,353 –> 00:22:02,620
when Nikola Tesla
first lit up the sky

397
00:22:02,622 –> 00:22:04,256
over Wardenclyffe, New York.

398
00:22:04,258 –> 00:22:05,990
Tesla wanted to create a world

399
00:22:05,992 –> 00:22:07,826
where anything
could be transmitted

400
00:22:07,828 –> 00:22:09,327
through giant electric towers:

401
00:22:09,329 –> 00:22:13,531
Power, sound,
maybe even brain waves.

402
00:22:13,533 –> 00:22:16,501
It was like
the original Wi-Fi.

403
00:22:16,503 –> 00:22:20,840
But suddenly and mysteriously,
he shut down his lab in 1908.

404
00:22:20,842 –> 00:22:23,609
His tower
never lit up the sky again.

405
00:22:23,611 –> 00:22:24,844
Until…

406
00:22:24,846 –> 00:22:26,111
today!

407
00:22:26,113 –> 00:22:27,682
May I have a volunteer?

408
00:22:28,783 –> 00:22:30,783
You, sir, in the gray suit.

409
00:22:30,785 –> 00:22:34,355
Hold this
and prepare to be amazed.

410
00:22:35,990 –> 00:22:37,489
I present to you all:

411
00:22:37,491 –> 00:22:38,659
Tesla!

412
00:22:41,964 –> 00:22:43,298
(POWER WHINES)

413
00:22:45,033 –> 00:22:46,500
(SIGHS)

414
00:22:49,537 –> 00:22:51,605
Don’t give me that look.

415
00:22:51,607 –> 00:22:53,807
I’m trying
to bring back your tower.

416
00:22:53,809 –> 00:22:55,141
(♪♪♪)

417
00:22:55,143 –> 00:22:57,177
SLAPPY: Bravo.

418
00:22:57,179 –> 00:23:00,981
I, for one, think it’s
an electrifying presentation.

419
00:23:00,983 –> 00:23:02,718
(CACKLES)

420
00:23:05,053 –> 00:23:08,124
Sam. I’m not
gonna fall for that again.

421
00:23:09,825 –> 00:23:12,059
Ha-ha-ha. Very funny.

422
00:23:12,061 –> 00:23:13,727
It’s like a microphone?

423
00:23:13,729 –> 00:23:16,429
You’re talking through
your cell phone or something?

424
00:23:16,431 –> 00:23:19,200
Sam.
Sam, it’s a stupid prank.

425
00:23:19,202 –> 00:23:21,738
You ever heard
of personal space Mm!

426
00:23:27,510 –> 00:23:28,878
(GRUNTS)

427
00:23:32,081 –> 00:23:33,881
How are you talking
to me right now?

428
00:23:33,883 –> 00:23:38,086
You brought me to life.
Don’t you remember, Sonny?

429
00:23:38,088 –> 00:23:39,854
– Sam?
SAM: What?

430
00:23:39,856 –> 00:23:41,722
What’s the problem?

431
00:23:41,724 –> 00:23:43,424
Just come up here. Please.

432
00:23:43,426 –> 00:23:45,593
Dude, I told you,
I don’t care about Tesla.

433
00:23:45,595 –> 00:23:47,729
– Right now, Sam.
SAM: Fine!

434
00:23:47,731 –> 00:23:50,065
I’ve always wanted a brother.

435
00:23:50,067 –> 00:23:52,434
Please don’t try
to educate me on Tesla.

436
00:23:52,436 –> 00:23:57,541
Hello, Sam. Thank you for saving
me from that moron today.

437
00:23:58,609 –> 00:24:00,343
Oh, he’s battery-operated.

438
00:24:00,345 –> 00:24:02,544
(WHISPERING) No, no, no.
Sam, Sam, he’s alive.

439
00:24:02,546 –> 00:24:04,613
SLAPPY: Sorry for what
happened with Tommy.

440
00:24:04,615 –> 00:24:07,749
I guess you could say
he got hosed.

441
00:24:07,751 –> 00:24:10,219
(CACKLES)

442
00:24:10,221 –> 00:24:11,988
– That was you?
SLAPPY: Yep.

443
00:24:11,990 –> 00:24:16,592
And now that we’re family,
we can be brothers!

444
00:24:16,594 –> 00:24:18,930
I think I’d make
a great Junk Brother.

445
00:24:20,498 –> 00:24:23,499
Right. Just a sec. Sidebar.

446
00:24:23,501 –> 00:24:24,801
Are we losing our minds?

447
00:24:24,803 –> 00:24:26,736
I don’t think
we can at the same time.

448
00:24:26,738 –> 00:24:28,071
Okay, but just to clarify,

449
00:24:28,073 –> 00:24:29,806
we’re talking
to a puppet right now.

450
00:24:29,808 –> 00:24:31,042
Yeah.

451
00:24:32,744 –> 00:24:34,347
Maybe he’s alive.

452
00:24:36,581 –> 00:24:40,317
Of course I’m alive!
Heh-heh-heh.

453
00:24:40,319 –> 00:24:44,154
And I can make
all your problems go away.

454
00:24:44,156 –> 00:24:47,360
Didn’t your sister tell you
to fold the laundry?

455
00:24:50,496 –> 00:24:53,831
There. Now you have time
to do your homework.

456
00:24:53,833 –> 00:24:57,134
Oh, what’s that You don’t want
to do your homework?

457
00:24:57,136 –> 00:24:59,638
That’s okay.
I just did it for you.

458
00:25:01,640 –> 00:25:03,542
(♪♪♪)

459
00:25:06,779 –> 00:25:08,612
You know algebra?

460
00:25:08,614 –> 00:25:10,514
A squared
plus B squared equals

461
00:25:10,516 –> 00:25:12,549
of course! Heh, heh.

462
00:25:12,551 –> 00:25:15,887
This is amazing.
It’s all correct.

463
00:25:15,889 –> 00:25:17,856
So you can change
all of our grades.

464
00:25:17,858 –> 00:25:21,327
I can only change
the things right in front of me.

465
00:25:21,329 –> 00:25:24,931
But whatever I see,
I can bring to life.

466
00:25:26,367 –> 00:25:29,368
Karru marri odonna loma

467
00:25:29,370 –> 00:25:33,239
molonu karrano.

468
00:25:33,241 –> 00:25:35,673
ANNOUNCER: Round one. Fight!

469
00:25:35,675 –> 00:25:39,011
(BOTH SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

470
00:25:39,013 –> 00:25:40,481
(BOTH GRUNTING)

471
00:25:42,283 –> 00:25:43,949
SONNY: That is awesome.

472
00:25:43,951 –> 00:25:47,787
I will never question
picking up junk again.

473
00:25:47,789 –> 00:25:49,955
Wait until Mom
and Sarah find out.

474
00:25:49,957 –> 00:25:51,223
(GROANS)

475
00:25:51,225 –> 00:25:53,025
SLAPPY: Slow your roll there, kid.

476
00:25:53,027 –> 00:25:56,562
Let’s just keep this
our little secret for now.

477
00:25:56,564 –> 00:26:00,666
Give me a chance
to win them over first.

478
00:26:00,668 –> 00:26:02,536
(CACKLES)

479
00:26:02,538 –> 00:26:04,905
(CAR NOISES PLAYING OVER TV)

480
00:26:04,907 –> 00:26:08,008
SLAPPY: Ah, you’re terrible at this.
Heh-heh-heh.

481
00:26:08,010 –> 00:26:10,043
I’m literally crushing you
right now.

482
00:26:10,045 –> 00:26:12,345
Can’t believe you’re losing
to a puppet.

483
00:26:12,347 –> 00:26:15,550
Right. And I’m not
even using my magical powers.

484
00:26:15,552 –> 00:26:16,718
– Heh. Hm?
(DOOR SLAMS)

485
00:26:21,857 –> 00:26:23,623
Back so soon?

486
00:26:23,625 –> 00:26:25,460
– Don’t ask.
SONNY: Are you okay?

487
00:26:25,462 –> 00:26:27,627
– What happened?
– What happened?

488
00:26:27,629 –> 00:26:30,730
Well, turns out the guy I liked
is a total scumbag.

489
00:26:30,732 –> 00:26:33,234
Mom expects me to run
this entire house by myself.

490
00:26:33,236 –> 00:26:35,570
And if I don’t figure out
this essay by Friday,

491
00:26:35,572 –> 00:26:39,075
I’m never getting out of this
town. So no, I’m not okay.

492
00:26:43,213 –> 00:26:45,148
Why are you guys
acting so weird?

493
00:26:46,182 –> 00:26:47,416
– Us?
– Nothing.

494
00:26:47,418 –> 00:26:48,850
SAM: No reason at all. Mm-hm.

495
00:26:48,852 –> 00:26:50,519
I’m working
on my science project.

496
00:26:50,521 –> 00:26:52,687
– We’re just playing video games.
– Just us two.

497
00:26:52,689 –> 00:26:55,022
– Nobody else.
SONNY: Mm-hm.

498
00:26:55,024 –> 00:26:56,924
I’m going to bed.

499
00:26:56,926 –> 00:26:58,262
Good night.

500
00:26:59,463 –> 00:27:01,398
(♪♪♪)

501
00:27:03,934 –> 00:27:05,402
Who just said that?

502
00:27:06,737 –> 00:27:08,203
– Me!
– Sam.

503
00:27:08,205 –> 00:27:09,606
(IN RASPY VOICE)
Good night.

504
00:27:09,608 –> 00:27:11,373
SONNY: It’s a new thing we’re doing.

505
00:27:11,375 –> 00:27:13,375
(IN RASPY VOICE) Good night.
Good night.

506
00:27:13,377 –> 00:27:15,277
– Hit the hay.
SONNY: Good night, Sarah.

507
00:27:15,279 –> 00:27:17,514
Night-night.

508
00:27:17,516 –> 00:27:19,748
(NORMALLY)
That is not cool, Slappy.

509
00:27:19,750 –> 00:27:21,286
(CHUCKLES)

510
00:27:25,190 –> 00:27:27,058
(♪♪♪)

511
00:27:42,874 –> 00:27:44,743
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

512
00:28:20,180 –> 00:28:22,049
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

513
00:28:29,722 –> 00:28:32,390
What the hell?

514
00:28:32,392 –> 00:28:36,061
– Ugh. God, they are such tools.
TYLER: Boo!

515
00:28:36,063 –> 00:28:38,863
(GASPS, THEN CHUCKLES)

516
00:28:38,865 –> 00:28:41,567
Missed you at the show
last night.

517
00:28:41,569 –> 00:28:44,403
Bet you did. You have fun?

518
00:28:44,405 –> 00:28:46,572
It was okay.
A bunch of us just hanging out.

519
00:28:46,574 –> 00:28:48,073
Totally casual.

520
00:28:48,075 –> 00:28:49,577
Right.

521
00:28:51,579 –> 00:28:53,913
– What’s with the dummy?
– Oh, him?

522
00:28:53,915 –> 00:28:56,182
We were just hanging out.

523
00:28:56,184 –> 00:28:58,186
Totally casual.

524
00:29:02,557 –> 00:29:04,459
(♪♪♪)

525
00:29:15,671 –> 00:29:17,571
(LOCK CLICKS)

526
00:29:17,573 –> 00:29:18,741
Fly, little ghost.

527
00:29:23,912 –> 00:29:26,980
Hey, whoever that is, can you
toss me up some more string?

528
00:29:26,982 –> 00:29:28,417
SLAPPY: Sure.

529
00:29:33,289 –> 00:29:34,555
(SCOFFS)

530
00:29:34,557 –> 00:29:37,124
Okay.

531
00:29:37,126 –> 00:29:39,926
That’s hilarious.

532
00:29:39,928 –> 00:29:41,329
Sarah?

533
00:29:41,331 –> 00:29:42,764
(SLAPPY CLEARS THROAT)

534
00:29:42,766 –> 00:29:45,832
Oh! Hey, hey, hey,
not funny, not funny.

535
00:29:45,834 –> 00:29:47,834
Sarah, stop fooling around.

536
00:29:47,836 –> 00:29:51,508
I’d say you’re the one
fooling around.

537
00:29:52,942 –> 00:29:54,375
How are you talking?

538
00:29:54,377 –> 00:29:57,412
I love the theater.

539
00:29:57,414 –> 00:30:00,749
I always bring down the house.

540
00:30:00,751 –> 00:30:02,319
(CACKLES)

541
00:30:04,087 –> 00:30:06,555
Wait, no! What are you doing?
What are you doing?

542
00:30:06,557 –> 00:30:08,156
Tell me, Tyler.

543
00:30:08,158 –> 00:30:10,960
What does it say
on that top step?

544
00:30:12,263 –> 00:30:15,097
Uh… It’s not a step?

545
00:30:15,099 –> 00:30:16,931
Maybe you’ll remember that

546
00:30:16,933 –> 00:30:21,205
the next time you
step out of line with my sister.

547
00:30:23,107 –> 00:30:25,744
(YELLS, THEN GROANS)

548
00:30:32,316 –> 00:30:34,684
It was a puppet, man.
It was a puppet.

549
00:30:34,686 –> 00:30:36,686
It had these
supernatural powers.

550
00:30:36,688 –> 00:30:38,722
He could move things
with his mind.

551
00:30:38,724 –> 00:30:40,190
I swear.

552
00:30:40,192 –> 00:30:42,492
She knows! Ask her.
It was in her locker.

553
00:30:42,494 –> 00:30:45,462
Please tell him real quick.
Sarah, tell him!

554
00:30:45,464 –> 00:30:47,664
It’s just the meds
kicking in, sir.

555
00:30:47,666 –> 00:30:49,699
Last guy said he saw a dragon.

556
00:30:49,701 –> 00:30:51,701
It wasn’t a dragon.
It was a puppet.

557
00:30:51,703 –> 00:30:53,638
(♪♪♪)

558
00:31:01,179 –> 00:31:03,012
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

559
00:31:03,014 –> 00:31:04,684
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

560
00:31:07,152 –> 00:31:09,953
Nikola Tesla
constructed this tower

561
00:31:09,955 –> 00:31:12,123
right here in Wardenclyffe,
New York

562
00:31:12,125 –> 00:31:14,825
to beam bolts of electricity
across the world.

563
00:31:14,827 –> 00:31:16,360
And today…

564
00:31:16,362 –> 00:31:19,630
we are going
to beam bolts of electricity

565
00:31:19,632 –> 00:31:21,565
across this classroom.

566
00:31:21,567 –> 00:31:24,535
Someone beam me
out of this classroom.

567
00:31:24,537 –> 00:31:26,838
(STUDENTS CHUCKLE)

568
00:31:26,840 –> 00:31:29,273
May I have a volunteer?

569
00:31:29,275 –> 00:31:31,676
You, ma’am,
in the pink sweater.

570
00:31:31,678 –> 00:31:34,912
Hold that and prepare
to be amazed.

571
00:31:34,914 –> 00:31:36,715
Behold:

572
00:31:36,717 –> 00:31:39,153
The power of Tesla.

573
00:31:40,521 –> 00:31:42,423
(♪♪♪)

574
00:31:54,034 –> 00:31:55,737
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

575
00:32:00,073 –> 00:32:02,577
Mr. Quinn, unplug that now!

576
00:32:03,678 –> 00:32:04,813
(SHRIEKS)

577
00:32:07,114 –> 00:32:08,750
(STUDENTS CLAMORING)

578
00:32:11,453 –> 00:32:12,754
(POWER WHINES)

579
00:32:16,958 –> 00:32:19,060
BOY: That was awesome!

580
00:32:20,962 –> 00:32:25,566
And that was my presentation
on Nikola Tesla.

581
00:32:25,568 –> 00:32:28,369
Any… Any questions?

582
00:32:30,104 –> 00:32:32,171
Today’s picture day!

583
00:32:32,173 –> 00:32:34,108
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)

584
00:32:37,446 –> 00:32:40,514
This is not good.
I’m so busted.

585
00:32:40,516 –> 00:32:42,483
Oh, great,
the fire department’s here?

586
00:32:42,485 –> 00:32:44,987
They’re definitely gonna
make you repeat a grade.

587
00:32:46,755 –> 00:32:49,590
Please tell me you guys
had nothing to do with this.

588
00:32:49,592 –> 00:32:52,025
Sonny blew up the science wing.
It was so cool.

589
00:32:52,027 –> 00:32:54,027
It was an accident.

590
00:32:54,029 –> 00:32:55,630
What are you doing here?

591
00:32:55,632 –> 00:32:58,098
Tyler Mitchell just got loaded
into an ambulance.

592
00:32:58,100 –> 00:33:00,301
He said the dummy
you guys put in my backpack

593
00:33:00,303 –> 00:33:03,805
attacked him
with supernatural powers.

594
00:33:03,807 –> 00:33:06,274
We didn’t put Slappy
in your backpack.

595
00:33:06,276 –> 00:33:07,942
(♪♪♪)

596
00:33:07,944 –> 00:33:09,312
Get in.

597
00:33:11,348 –> 00:33:12,848
SARAH: You’re telling me

598
00:33:12,850 –> 00:33:16,150
that you discovered
a walking, talking dummy

599
00:33:16,152 –> 00:33:17,820
and you didn’t tell me?

600
00:33:17,822 –> 00:33:19,989
He seemed like a nice guy
at the start.

601
00:33:19,991 –> 00:33:23,659
– He had great manners.
– He told us to keep it a secret.

602
00:33:23,661 –> 00:33:25,761
A, I’m your sister.

603
00:33:25,763 –> 00:33:27,429
And B, as a general rule,

604
00:33:27,431 –> 00:33:29,999
when an animated doll
tells you to keep secrets,

605
00:33:30,001 –> 00:33:31,233
that’s a red flag.

606
00:33:31,235 –> 00:33:32,668
He’s not just some doll.

607
00:33:32,670 –> 00:33:34,670
He’s got powers.
He can move stuff with his mind.

608
00:33:34,672 –> 00:33:36,472
You guys, this is insane.

609
00:33:36,474 –> 00:33:39,375
I mean,
why would he go after Tyler?

610
00:33:39,377 –> 00:33:42,511
Maybe he heard you complaining
about him last night.

611
00:33:42,513 –> 00:33:44,382
Great.
What else did I complain about?

612
00:33:46,752 –> 00:33:48,018
Mom.

613
00:33:48,020 –> 00:33:49,922
(♪♪♪)

614
00:33:59,364 –> 00:34:02,699
Hey, kids, you wanna see
the mummies come to life?

615
00:34:02,701 –> 00:34:04,901
– Sorry, Mr. Chu!
– Don’t have time to talk now!

616
00:34:04,903 –> 00:34:06,736
Your loss!

617
00:34:06,738 –> 00:34:08,505
(MUMMY LAUGHS)

618
00:34:08,507 –> 00:34:10,140
– Mom!
– Ms. Quinn!

619
00:34:10,142 –> 00:34:12,709
(KATHY LAUGHS)

620
00:34:12,711 –> 00:34:18,148
Hey. You didn’t tell me you got
a ventriloquist dummy. How fun!

621
00:34:18,150 –> 00:34:20,918
He was sitting at the table
like a little person.

622
00:34:20,920 –> 00:34:24,021
“Hi, kids. My name is Bobo.

623
00:34:24,023 –> 00:34:26,591
And I like listening to Mom.”
Heh, heh.

624
00:34:26,593 –> 00:34:28,693
Mom, his name is Slappy,

625
00:34:28,695 –> 00:34:30,795
and I would not do that
if I were you.

626
00:34:30,797 –> 00:34:32,897
Slappy.
That’s a ridiculous name.

627
00:34:32,899 –> 00:34:35,067
No, no. His name is Bobo.

628
00:34:35,069 –> 00:34:38,202
– Mom, you don’t understand.
– Ms. Quinn, he’s alive.

629
00:34:38,204 –> 00:34:40,304
I think these guys
are trying to play

630
00:34:40,306 –> 00:34:42,473
some sort of
a Halloween prank on us,

631
00:34:42,475 –> 00:34:44,475
but I’m not buying it.
Are you No.

632
00:34:44,477 –> 00:34:46,078
(PHONE RINGING)

633
00:34:46,080 –> 00:34:49,280
Oh, let me get that.
But nice try. Very creative.

634
00:34:49,282 –> 00:34:52,285
Stay right there.
Don’t go anywhere.

635
00:34:56,724 –> 00:34:59,658
(♪♪♪)

636
00:34:59,660 –> 00:35:03,096
Hi, kids. Good day at school?

637
00:35:03,098 –> 00:35:05,797
Oh, my God. He sounds
even creepier than he looks.

638
00:35:05,799 –> 00:35:08,935
Ha-ha-ha. We’re gonna be
such a happy family.

639
00:35:08,937 –> 00:35:10,602
You’re not our family.

640
00:35:10,604 –> 00:35:13,106
Do it, Sonny. Turn him off.

641
00:35:13,108 –> 00:35:16,743
Hearing you say that
makes me mad.

642
00:35:16,745 –> 00:35:22,081
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

643
00:35:22,083 –> 00:35:23,750
Don’t do that.

644
00:35:23,752 –> 00:35:25,385
Do it again.

645
00:35:25,387 –> 00:35:28,421
“Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

646
00:35:28,423 –> 00:35:31,027
(GASPING)

647
00:35:34,262 –> 00:35:35,397
(EXHALES)

648
00:35:39,869 –> 00:35:41,037
It worked.

649
00:35:51,313 –> 00:35:52,546
(GASPS)

650
00:35:52,548 –> 00:35:53,947
And trust me.

651
00:35:53,949 –> 00:35:56,784
You don’t want to find out
what happens…

652
00:35:56,786 –> 00:35:59,822
when I get mad.

653
00:36:00,856 –> 00:36:02,723
KATHY: Okay.
– Hm?

654
00:36:02,725 –> 00:36:05,960
Well, that was
an interesting phone call.

655
00:36:05,962 –> 00:36:07,594
Anything you wanna tell me?

656
00:36:07,596 –> 00:36:09,964
Yes, we’ve been trying to.
That dummy is evil.

657
00:36:09,966 –> 00:36:12,433
You blew up the science lab?

658
00:36:12,435 –> 00:36:14,201
Yeah, there was that too.

659
00:36:14,203 –> 00:36:16,604
Do you know
how much damage you’ve caused?

660
00:36:16,606 –> 00:36:17,872
It wasn’t Sonny’s fault.

661
00:36:17,874 –> 00:36:19,774
KATHY: I’m sure it was an accident.

662
00:36:19,776 –> 00:36:22,877
– It wasn’t an accident. The dummy did it.
– Yeah.

663
00:36:22,879 –> 00:36:25,613
Do I look like a dummy
to you?

664
00:36:25,615 –> 00:36:27,215
We’re telling
the truth!

665
00:36:27,217 –> 00:36:28,650
Here’s some truth for you.

666
00:36:28,652 –> 00:36:30,719
Halloween is canceled
for the three of you.

667
00:36:30,721 –> 00:36:32,353
– What?
– Canceled.

668
00:36:32,355 –> 00:36:34,689
– Come on.
KATHY: You know…

669
00:36:34,691 –> 00:36:38,493
I expect this kind of
craziness from the boys.

670
00:36:38,495 –> 00:36:40,395
But I felt like
you were gonna help me

671
00:36:40,397 –> 00:36:42,098
keep things under control,
Sarah.

672
00:36:42,100 –> 00:36:43,532
Mom.

673
00:36:43,534 –> 00:36:45,366
I’m disappointed.

674
00:36:45,368 –> 00:36:47,103
– Come on. Mom.
– Mom, please.

675
00:36:47,105 –> 00:36:48,271
(DOOR SLAMS)

676
00:36:50,240 –> 00:36:52,977
Not as disappointed
as I am.

677
00:36:54,011 –> 00:36:56,280
My room.
Now.

678
00:37:01,053 –> 00:37:02,585
We’ve got a problem.

679
00:37:02,587 –> 00:37:05,055
Yeah. I have never seen
your mom that mad.

680
00:37:05,057 –> 00:37:07,423
I’m talking about
the psycho dummy on our couch.

681
00:37:07,425 –> 00:37:11,161
Did somebody call
a family meeting without me?

682
00:37:11,163 –> 00:37:13,362
No, no. Slappy,
why would you think that?

683
00:37:13,364 –> 00:37:16,933
We were just planning
a surprise party for you.

684
00:37:16,935 –> 00:37:20,370
Well, I’ve got a surprise
for the three of you.

685
00:37:20,372 –> 00:37:22,773
This is my house now.

686
00:37:22,775 –> 00:37:24,775
And under my roof,

687
00:37:24,777 –> 00:37:26,576
I make the rules.

688
00:37:26,578 –> 00:37:29,679
Sorry, but you just got voted
out of this family.

689
00:37:29,681 –> 00:37:31,784
– Huh Aah!
SAM: Oh!

690
00:37:36,890 –> 00:37:39,289
What do we do with him now?

691
00:37:39,291 –> 00:37:40,558
Fireplace.

692
00:37:40,560 –> 00:37:42,059
No. No way.

693
00:37:42,061 –> 00:37:44,228
I would have nightmares
the rest of my life.

694
00:37:44,230 –> 00:37:47,465
No. I have a better idea.

695
00:37:47,467 –> 00:37:49,467
(♪♪♪)

696
00:37:49,469 –> 00:37:52,770
SONNY: Ugh. We’ve
been walking forever.

697
00:37:52,772 –> 00:37:55,640
It’s like this whole place
is made of poison ivy.

698
00:37:55,642 –> 00:37:57,608
SAM:
Stop complaining.

699
00:37:57,610 –> 00:37:59,180
How much farther is it?

700
00:37:59,847 –> 00:38:01,113
Here.

701
00:38:01,115 –> 00:38:03,650
This should work.

702
00:38:06,120 –> 00:38:09,087
Am I the only one that feels
like we’re committing a crime?

703
00:38:09,089 –> 00:38:12,459
It’s a dummy. The only crime
we’re committing is littering.

704
00:38:13,394 –> 00:38:15,961
– Ready?
– Yeah, yeah.

705
00:38:15,963 –> 00:38:17,998
Okay, watch out.

706
00:38:20,000 –> 00:38:21,535
(GRUNTS)

707
00:38:30,245 –> 00:38:31,980
It’s done.

708
00:38:33,648 –> 00:38:35,217
Let’s get out of here.

709
00:38:40,021 –> 00:38:41,323
SAM: Sonny, come on.

710
00:38:54,502 –> 00:38:56,036
We just killed a puppet.

711
00:38:56,038 –> 00:38:58,172
Trust me, we had to.

712
00:38:58,174 –> 00:39:00,241
And I say we just
forget it ever happened,

713
00:39:00,243 –> 00:39:02,076
because no one
will believe us anyway.

714
00:39:02,078 –> 00:39:03,344
It’s over.

715
00:39:03,346 –> 00:39:05,012
He’s locked in a suitcase.

716
00:39:05,014 –> 00:39:07,581
There’s no way
that dummy’s getting out.

717
00:39:07,583 –> 00:39:09,919
(ALL SCREAMING)

718
00:39:11,821 –> 00:39:14,455
Who you calling “dummy,”
dummy?

719
00:39:14,457 –> 00:39:15,892
(TIRES SQUEALING)

720
00:39:19,296 –> 00:39:20,661
What do you want from us?

721
00:39:20,663 –> 00:39:23,464
I just want to be
part of the family.

722
00:39:23,466 –> 00:39:25,601
SONNY: He’s gonna break
through the windshield.

723
00:39:29,405 –> 00:39:31,873
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SLAPPY SCREAMS)

724
00:39:31,875 –> 00:39:33,043
(ALL PANTING)

725
00:39:37,848 –> 00:39:39,080
Is everyone okay?

726
00:39:39,082 –> 00:39:40,550
SAM: Yeah.
Think so.

727
00:39:42,185 –> 00:39:45,053
Where’s Slappy?

728
00:39:45,055 –> 00:39:48,293
Guys, I think we just made
things a thousand times worse.

729
00:39:49,793 –> 00:39:51,728
(♪♪♪)

730
00:39:58,937 –> 00:40:01,404
I’ve been driving
In my car

731
00:40:01,406 –> 00:40:03,639
Trying to find
Some sign of life

732
00:40:03,641 –> 00:40:06,075
One is a guy
That is kind of creepy

733
00:40:06,077 –> 00:40:08,313
It’s a little stickling
Said sleepy

734
00:40:09,714 –> 00:40:12,048
KIDS: Trick or treat!

735
00:40:12,050 –> 00:40:13,883
CHU: There you go, Hank.

736
00:40:13,885 –> 00:40:16,452
All right,
come on in. Zoink!

737
00:40:16,454 –> 00:40:18,355
Step right up.
Don’t be scared.

738
00:40:18,357 –> 00:40:21,058
Welcome to my haunted house.

739
00:40:21,060 –> 00:40:22,491
Boo!

740
00:40:22,493 –> 00:40:25,128
All right.
Here you go. Happy Halloween.

741
00:40:25,130 –> 00:40:27,864
(ROARS AND KIDS LAUGH)

742
00:40:27,866 –> 00:40:30,767
Hey, what’s up, my witches?

743
00:40:30,769 –> 00:40:32,436
Little Frankenstein humor.

744
00:40:32,438 –> 00:40:33,704
Zoink!

745
00:40:33,706 –> 00:40:34,972
Beat it.

746
00:40:34,974 –> 00:40:37,541
(CHU CACKLES)

747
00:40:37,543 –> 00:40:38,942
Here you go.

748
00:40:38,944 –> 00:40:40,210
Bye-bye!

749
00:40:40,212 –> 00:40:42,213
Hey, my princess.

750
00:40:42,215 –> 00:40:43,448
Bye-bye!

751
00:40:43,450 –> 00:40:45,283
Hey, my cowboy.

752
00:40:45,285 –> 00:40:48,054
BOY: I’m not a cowboy!
CHU: Yes, you are. Bye-bye!

753
00:40:49,521 –> 00:40:51,788
“A mysterious disturbance
recently took place

754
00:40:51,790 –> 00:40:53,590
“in the town
of Madison, Delaware.

755
00:40:53,592 –> 00:40:56,861
“Neighborhoods were ravaged
and the high school destroyed.

756
00:40:56,863 –> 00:41:00,031
“An FBI spokesman said unusual
weather patterns were to blame,

757
00:41:00,033 –> 00:41:01,799
“but there were rumors
of a cover-up

758
00:41:01,801 –> 00:41:03,601
“for something far stranger.

759
00:41:03,603 –> 00:41:06,573
“Sightings of giant insects,
Abominable Snowmen, and even…

760
00:41:08,008 –> 00:41:09,841
…an evil ventriloquist dummy.”

761
00:41:09,843 –> 00:41:11,609
Oh, we’re so dead.

762
00:41:11,611 –> 00:41:14,113
“Creatures believed to come
alive from the original

763
00:41:14,115 –> 00:41:16,148
manuscripts of horror author
R.L. Stine.”

764
00:41:16,150 –> 00:41:18,484
– The book.
– What book?

765
00:41:18,486 –> 00:41:21,353
In that abandoned house, we
found this old locked-up book.

766
00:41:21,355 –> 00:41:24,323
And when we unlocked it,
that’s when Slappy appeared.

767
00:41:24,325 –> 00:41:26,325
Yeah, but Tommy Madigan
took it from us.

768
00:41:26,327 –> 00:41:29,495
Well, how do you know the book
was written by R.L. Stine?

769
00:41:29,497 –> 00:41:30,965
Wait a second.

770
00:41:34,101 –> 00:41:36,602
“From 1979 to 1985,

771
00:41:36,604 –> 00:41:38,871
“legendary horror author
R.L. Stine

772
00:41:38,873 –> 00:41:40,639
lived in Wardenclyffe,
New York.”

773
00:41:40,641 –> 00:41:43,309
SARAH: Here?
– That’s not good.

774
00:41:43,311 –> 00:41:45,045
“Stine started
his writing career

775
00:41:45,047 –> 00:41:48,081
“with a since-unpublished novel
titled Haunted Halloween,

776
00:41:48,083 –> 00:41:50,016
“a tale of a demonic dummy
who sets out

777
00:41:50,018 –> 00:41:52,519
to create a family
of his own by…”

778
00:41:52,521 –> 00:41:54,320
By… By what?

779
00:41:54,322 –> 00:41:56,625
By bringing Halloween
to life.

780
00:41:59,061 –> 00:42:00,962
(♪♪♪)

781
00:42:05,100 –> 00:42:08,034
I love a good holiday sale.

782
00:42:08,036 –> 00:42:09,604
(CACKLES)

783
00:42:17,612 –> 00:42:19,549
(HUMMING)

784
00:42:28,324 –> 00:42:31,225
Hello, old friends.

785
00:42:31,227 –> 00:42:34,895
If those kids don’t want me
to be a part of their family,

786
00:42:34,897 –> 00:42:38,101
I’ll raise one of my own.

787
00:42:39,436 –> 00:42:41,570
Karru marri

788
00:42:41,572 –> 00:42:47,209
odonna loma molonu karrano.

789
00:42:47,211 –> 00:42:48,946
Karru marri…

790
00:42:54,318 –> 00:42:56,253
Okay.

791
00:42:59,223 –> 00:43:01,125
(CHITTERING)

792
00:43:04,728 –> 00:43:07,230
(SQUEAKING)

793
00:43:07,232 –> 00:43:09,134
(TEETH CHATTERING)

794
00:43:20,879 –> 00:43:22,780
(SHRIEKING)

795
00:43:30,221 –> 00:43:32,123
(GROWLING)

796
00:43:36,761 –> 00:43:38,663
(BOTH GRUNTING)

797
00:43:45,638 –> 00:43:48,174
(GROANS)

798
00:43:49,074 –> 00:43:51,175
(HISSES)

799
00:43:51,177 –> 00:43:53,110
(GRUNTING)

800
00:43:53,112 –> 00:43:54,246
Yes.

801
00:43:57,183 –> 00:43:59,051
(HOWLS)

802
00:44:03,356 –> 00:44:05,356
(ROARS)

803
00:44:05,358 –> 00:44:06,992
(CLANK)

804
00:44:11,998 –> 00:44:13,531
(GASPS)

805
00:44:13,533 –> 00:44:16,436
(SLAPPY LAUGHING)
(MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING)

806
00:44:18,838 –> 00:44:20,707
SLAPPY: Trick or treat.

807
00:44:23,009 –> 00:44:24,911
(GRUNTING)

808
00:44:27,948 –> 00:44:29,548
(CACKLES)

809
00:44:29,550 –> 00:44:31,185
(GROANING)

810
00:44:35,389 –> 00:44:37,389
(GROANS)

811
00:44:37,391 –> 00:44:40,326
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

812
00:44:40,328 –> 00:44:43,097
Welcome
to the family,

813
00:44:44,298 –> 00:44:45,667
Walter.

814
00:44:46,702 –> 00:44:48,169
(CHUCKLES)

815
00:44:49,671 –> 00:44:54,106
Serving families
is what I do. Heh, heh.

816
00:44:54,108 –> 00:44:56,875
Heh, heh. Come along,
then, brother.

817
00:44:56,877 –> 00:44:58,445
Just wait until you see

818
00:44:58,447 –> 00:45:01,914
what I have planned next
for this town.

819
00:45:01,916 –> 00:45:04,917
(CACKLES)

820
00:45:04,919 –> 00:45:06,821
(VAMPIRE LAUGHING)

821
00:45:13,962 –> 00:45:15,795
Guys, this is bad.

822
00:45:15,797 –> 00:45:17,931
This is really,
really bad.

823
00:45:17,933 –> 00:45:20,400
You know what we need to do?
We need to call the police.

824
00:45:20,402 –> 00:45:22,470
And tell them what?
That an evil dummy

825
00:45:22,472 –> 00:45:24,237
is about to bring
Halloween to life?

826
00:45:24,239 –> 00:45:25,905
– Yes!
SARAH: Great idea, Sam.

827
00:45:25,907 –> 00:45:27,275
They’ll come and arrest us.

828
00:45:27,277 –> 00:45:29,410
– Wait, guys, I found a number.
– For Stine?

829
00:45:29,412 –> 00:45:31,445
No, says here
nobody knows where he is,

830
00:45:31,447 –> 00:45:33,180
but this is for
Richard Shivers.

831
00:45:33,182 –> 00:45:37,784
He’s the president of the
R.L. Stine Appreciation Society.

832
00:45:37,786 –> 00:45:39,954
– What are you doing?
– I’m calling.

833
00:45:39,956 –> 00:45:42,290
(LINE RINGING)

834
00:45:42,292 –> 00:45:45,126
RECORDING: Good day, you’ve
reached Dr. Richard Shivers

835
00:45:45,128 –> 00:45:47,596
and the R.L. Stine
Appreciation Society.

836
00:45:47,598 –> 00:45:49,864
If you’re trying to
reach Stine, don’t bother.

837
00:45:49,866 –> 00:45:52,033
Otherwise,
leave a message.

838
00:45:52,035 –> 00:45:54,536
SARAH: Hi, Mr. Shivers,
my name is Sarah Quinn.

839
00:45:54,538 –> 00:45:56,371
I live in
Wardenclyffe, New York.

840
00:45:56,373 –> 00:45:59,408
I desperately need to
get in touch with R.L. Stine.

841
00:45:59,410 –> 00:46:00,975
This is gonna sound crazy,

842
00:46:00,977 –> 00:46:03,679
but I think one of his stories
has come to life.

843
00:46:03,681 –> 00:46:04,946
(BEEPS)

844
00:46:04,948 –> 00:46:06,748
Hi, Mr. Shivers…

845
00:46:06,750 –> 00:46:08,817
Well…

846
00:46:08,819 –> 00:46:11,119
Looks like we’re on our own.

847
00:46:11,121 –> 00:46:12,921
Wait,
where are we going?

848
00:46:12,923 –> 00:46:16,091
To find Tommy Madigan
and get that book.

849
00:46:16,093 –> 00:46:17,326
Get that one.

850
00:46:17,328 –> 00:46:19,194
No way he’s gonna
be able to get that.

851
00:46:19,196 –> 00:46:20,463
Oh.

852
00:46:20,465 –> 00:46:22,699
SONNY: Tommy! Tommy!
SAM: Tommy! Hey.

853
00:46:22,701 –> 00:46:24,199
Tommy! Tommy!

854
00:46:24,201 –> 00:46:25,802
BOY:
What do these idiots want?

855
00:46:25,804 –> 00:46:27,069
I’ll take care
of this.

856
00:46:27,071 –> 00:46:28,571
SONNY: We need that book.

857
00:46:28,573 –> 00:46:30,640
– It’s really important.
– It’s super important.

858
00:46:30,642 –> 00:46:32,141
The book with
the lock on it.

859
00:46:32,143 –> 00:46:33,409
Okay, okay.
What book?

860
00:46:33,411 –> 00:46:35,011
The one you stole
from us, Tommy.

861
00:46:35,013 –> 00:46:36,746
Oh, yeah.
I’ve got it right here.

862
00:46:36,748 –> 00:46:38,681
– Oh, really?
– No, idiot.

863
00:46:38,683 –> 00:46:42,018
Why would I be carrying a book
around with me on Halloween?

864
00:46:42,020 –> 00:46:44,588
Now, go back home
with your babysitter.

865
00:46:44,590 –> 00:46:46,022
I’ll be there in a bit
to egg your house.

866
00:46:46,024 –> 00:46:47,458
Listen,
you little punk,

867
00:46:47,460 –> 00:46:49,593
I’m not the babysitter.
I’m Sonny’s sister.

868
00:46:49,595 –> 00:46:50,927
You’re gonna give us
that book back

869
00:46:50,929 –> 00:46:52,763
or I’ll make your life
a living hell.

870
00:46:52,765 –> 00:46:55,699
The only thing you’ll use that
toilet paper for is to wipe…

871
00:46:55,701 –> 00:46:58,135
Okay. God, you don’t have
to be so mean about it.

872
00:46:58,137 –> 00:47:00,037
Let’s get
out of here.

873
00:47:00,039 –> 00:47:02,408
Book’s at my house
in my room.

874
00:47:04,343 –> 00:47:08,680
But it’s hidden, so good luck
finding it, losers. Heh, heh.

875
00:47:08,682 –> 00:47:10,751
(SHRIEKING IN DISTANCE)

876
00:47:13,653 –> 00:47:15,555
(♪♪♪)

877
00:47:20,494 –> 00:47:22,763
(ALL GASP)

878
00:47:24,698 –> 00:47:27,198
Those are some
awesome costumes.

879
00:47:27,200 –> 00:47:29,334
(SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

880
00:47:29,336 –> 00:47:31,605
(BOYS SCREAMING)

881
00:47:32,672 –> 00:47:35,008
(SCREAMING)

882
00:47:36,711 –> 00:47:37,944
Is this actually
happening?

883
00:47:39,680 –> 00:47:42,147
(ALL YELL)

884
00:47:42,149 –> 00:47:43,684
Guys, we gotta find
that book!

885
00:47:49,189 –> 00:47:51,923
SLAPPY: Evening, Mr. Tesla.

886
00:47:51,925 –> 00:47:56,028
You don’t mind if we bring
your tower back to life, do you?

887
00:47:56,030 –> 00:47:57,932
(BOTH CACKLING)

888
00:48:01,436 –> 00:48:03,235
(QUIETLY)
What did he say?

889
00:48:03,237 –> 00:48:05,705
Shut up.

890
00:48:05,707 –> 00:48:08,875
SLAPPY: Tesla used this tower
to project electricity,

891
00:48:08,877 –> 00:48:11,076
but I’m going
to use this tower

892
00:48:11,078 –> 00:48:15,281
to project my magic
in ways he never imagined.

893
00:48:15,283 –> 00:48:19,586
It takes a genius
to know a genius.

894
00:48:19,588 –> 00:48:21,488
(POWERING UP)

895
00:48:21,490 –> 00:48:23,790
– Whoa.
– Heh-heh-heh.

896
00:48:23,792 –> 00:48:25,392
Come along,
Walter.

897
00:48:25,394 –> 00:48:26,793
We’ve got work
to do.

898
00:48:26,795 –> 00:48:28,263
Very well.
Let’s go.

899
00:48:31,667 –> 00:48:33,133
SONNY: This is Tommy’s house.

900
00:48:33,135 –> 00:48:36,171
Well, I guess
we just knock?

901
00:48:38,474 –> 00:48:40,608
SAM: Knock loud. He
lives with his grandma.

902
00:48:40,610 –> 00:48:41,778
(KNOCKS)

903
00:48:42,779 –> 00:48:44,412
Okay.

904
00:48:44,414 –> 00:48:45,880
(DOORBELL RINGS)

905
00:48:45,882 –> 00:48:48,114
Wait! Guys,
there she is.

906
00:48:48,116 –> 00:48:49,484
SONNY: She’s asleep.

907
00:48:49,486 –> 00:48:51,419
I guess we’ll just
have to wake her up.

908
00:48:51,421 –> 00:48:53,287
– Hello! Come on.
– Hello!

909
00:48:53,289 –> 00:48:55,656
– Hello!
– Tommy’s grandma!

910
00:48:55,658 –> 00:48:57,992
(SIGHS)
Wow.

911
00:48:57,994 –> 00:48:59,762
Guess she’s a deep sleeper.

912
00:49:02,465 –> 00:49:03,966
(SIGHS)
It’s locked.

913
00:49:03,968 –> 00:49:06,133
Find another way in
and go get that book.

914
00:49:06,135 –> 00:49:07,303
What are you gonna do?

915
00:49:10,006 –> 00:49:12,608
I’m gonna make sure
nothing surprises us. Go!

916
00:49:12,610 –> 00:49:14,776
(♪♪♪)

917
00:49:14,778 –> 00:49:16,680
(WINDOW CLATTERING)

918
00:49:26,858 –> 00:49:28,123
(BANGS)

919
00:49:28,125 –> 00:49:29,859
– Ow!
– Shh.

920
00:49:29,861 –> 00:49:32,795
What?

921
00:49:32,797 –> 00:49:36,467
(WHISPERING) I can’t believe we’re
breaking into someone’s house right now.

922
00:49:44,609 –> 00:49:47,145
Shh.

923
00:49:49,848 –> 00:49:51,781
(WHISPERING)
Hey, they got gummy bears.

924
00:49:51,783 –> 00:49:53,585
Who cares?
Stop screwing around.

925
00:49:55,021 –> 00:49:56,352
AUTOMATED VOICE: Hands off!

926
00:49:56,354 –> 00:49:58,256
(LAUGHS)

927
00:50:00,960 –> 00:50:03,293
Sam, stop
screwing around. Let’s go.

928
00:50:03,295 –> 00:50:04,931
– Okay, all right.
(CLICKS)

929
00:50:08,768 –> 00:50:10,636
SLAPPY: Watch this, Walter.

930
00:50:12,772 –> 00:50:14,438
WALTER: Whoa. Whoa.

931
00:50:14,440 –> 00:50:16,740
(LAUGHING)

932
00:50:16,742 –> 00:50:21,211
Why settle for
a small family, Walter,

933
00:50:21,213 –> 00:50:24,682
when we can project
my power everywhere

934
00:50:24,684 –> 00:50:27,886
and bring all of
Halloween to life?

935
00:50:27,888 –> 00:50:30,120
(LAUGHS)
Yeah.

936
00:50:30,122 –> 00:50:33,725
Karru marri odonna loma

937
00:50:33,727 –> 00:50:37,194
molonu karrano.
– Whoa.

938
00:50:37,196 –> 00:50:39,096
Karru marri

939
00:50:39,098 –> 00:50:43,935
odonna loma
molonu karrano.

940
00:50:43,937 –> 00:50:45,872
(BOTH CACKLING)

941
00:50:49,576 –> 00:50:51,411
(♪♪♪)

942
00:50:52,346 –> 00:50:54,247
(CACKLING CONTINUES)

943
00:51:01,355 –> 00:51:03,256
(ALL SHRIEKING)

944
00:51:07,260 –> 00:51:08,496
(BOTH SNICKERING)

945
00:51:12,166 –> 00:51:13,768
(GRUNTING)

946
00:51:19,173 –> 00:51:20,941
(NEIGHS)

947
00:51:20,943 –> 00:51:24,243
Hyah! Ha-ha-ha!

948
00:51:24,245 –> 00:51:27,146
(CACKLING)

949
00:51:27,148 –> 00:51:30,383
– Sam, I found it. Yeah.
– You found it?

950
00:51:30,385 –> 00:51:31,852
SONNY: “R.L. Stine.”

951
00:51:31,854 –> 00:51:33,722
How did we miss that?

952
00:51:35,624 –> 00:51:38,759
– That can’t be good.
– Yeah. We gotta go.

953
00:51:38,761 –> 00:51:40,663
(♪♪♪)

954
00:51:46,568 –> 00:51:48,235
Let’s just go
back out the window.

955
00:51:48,237 –> 00:51:49,505
SAM: All right.

956
00:51:51,607 –> 00:51:53,573
– Oh.
HAND: Ah!

957
00:51:53,575 –> 00:51:54,878
(YELLS)

958
00:51:56,112 –> 00:51:57,477
Sam!

959
00:51:57,479 –> 00:51:59,479
The hand
has my hand!

960
00:51:59,481 –> 00:52:01,482
Just rip it off!
Throw it!

961
00:52:01,484 –> 00:52:03,153
(HAND SNARLS)

962
00:52:06,923 –> 00:52:09,325
Sam. Turn around.

963
00:52:10,794 –> 00:52:11,928
They’re moving.

964
00:52:13,363 –> 00:52:14,963
Sonny,
they’re just gummy bears.

965
00:52:14,965 –> 00:52:17,066
They’re so tiny and cute.
What can they do?

966
00:52:17,068 –> 00:52:19,436
(CHITTERING)

967
00:52:21,671 –> 00:52:23,005
Hey there, little guys.

968
00:52:23,007 –> 00:52:24,807
Sam, you just ate
half their family.

969
00:52:24,809 –> 00:52:26,443
I would not do that
if I were you.

970
00:52:27,545 –> 00:52:29,545
(♪♪♪)

971
00:52:29,547 –> 00:52:31,549
(GUMMY BEARS GRUNTING, SNICKERING)

972
00:52:39,590 –> 00:52:41,657
Why are they walking
towards us?

973
00:52:41,659 –> 00:52:44,326
Okay. All right.
Maybe

974
00:52:44,328 –> 00:52:47,730
they just want us
to stay and play.

975
00:52:47,732 –> 00:52:48,900
(ALL ROAR)
(BOYS YELL)

976
00:52:53,805 –> 00:52:56,708
(♪♪♪)

977
00:53:00,078 –> 00:53:01,911
God, where is everyone?

978
00:53:01,913 –> 00:53:04,013
Oh, there’s one
on my back, Sam!

979
00:53:04,015 –> 00:53:05,715
Okay, okay!

980
00:53:05,717 –> 00:53:08,852
(GUMMY BEARS GIGGLING)

981
00:53:08,854 –> 00:53:11,721
– Pull harder!
– I’m trying!

982
00:53:11,723 –> 00:53:13,289
– Whoa.
BEAR: Ha-ha-ha!

983
00:53:13,291 –> 00:53:14,691
Go for the window, Sam!

984
00:53:14,693 –> 00:53:15,962
I’m coming!

985
00:53:17,764 –> 00:53:18,931
Whoa!

986
00:53:21,433 –> 00:53:23,335
(SNARLING)

987
00:53:27,039 –> 00:53:29,509
(GLASS SHATTERING)

988
00:53:30,777 –> 00:53:32,678
(GRUNTING)

989
00:53:35,148 –> 00:53:38,484
Just! Stop! Giggling!

990
00:53:42,388 –> 00:53:44,390
(GRUNTING)

991
00:53:47,360 –> 00:53:49,293
Sam! I need some help
over here…

992
00:53:49,295 –> 00:53:52,363
(WAILING)
Sonny!

993
00:53:52,365 –> 00:53:54,268
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

994
00:53:57,370 –> 00:53:58,703
Mom, we’re under attack!

995
00:53:58,705 –> 00:54:00,472
Sonny, what are you
talking about?

996
00:54:00,474 –> 00:54:02,109
Where’s Sarah?
Who’s attacking you?

997
00:54:03,977 –> 00:54:05,610
Gummy bears.

998
00:54:05,612 –> 00:54:07,579
KATHY: What Honey, you’re mumbling.

999
00:54:07,581 –> 00:54:08,814
Put Sarah on the phone.

1000
00:54:08,816 –> 00:54:10,315
(GROWLS)

1001
00:54:10,317 –> 00:54:11,984
KATHY: Sonny.
BEAR: Whee!

1002
00:54:11,986 –> 00:54:13,953
(GRUNTING)

1003
00:54:13,955 –> 00:54:15,188
KATHY: What…?

1004
00:54:15,190 –> 00:54:16,856
Okay, that’s it.

1005
00:54:16,858 –> 00:54:19,524
Do not leave the house!
I’m coming home.

1006
00:54:19,526 –> 00:54:21,461
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

1007
00:54:34,876 –> 00:54:36,143
(PANTING)

1008
00:54:36,145 –> 00:54:38,145
Sonny, help!

1009
00:54:38,147 –> 00:54:39,512
Sam, I’m coming!

1010
00:54:39,514 –> 00:54:41,183
Hurry!

1011
00:54:45,620 –> 00:54:47,821
(BEAR YELLING)

1012
00:54:47,823 –> 00:54:49,725
(LITTLE BEARS SQUEALING)

1013
00:55:04,006 –> 00:55:08,642
No, no, no!
You’ll never take me alive!

1014
00:55:08,644 –> 00:55:10,146
(BEAR SCREAMS)

1015
00:55:12,148 –> 00:55:14,849
That is my new favorite book.

1016
00:55:14,851 –> 00:55:17,551
– You okay?
– I think.

1017
00:55:17,553 –> 00:55:19,419
Let’s get out of here.

1018
00:55:19,421 –> 00:55:20,822
(ALL YELL)

1019
00:55:20,824 –> 00:55:22,423
What are you guys
doing in there?

1020
00:55:22,425 –> 00:55:24,692
Oh, no big deal, really.
Just being mauled

1021
00:55:24,694 –> 00:55:26,194
by my favorite
comfort food!

1022
00:55:26,196 –> 00:55:27,695
Wait. Just stop.
Stop, stop!

1023
00:55:27,697 –> 00:55:29,697
What are you guys
even talking about?

1024
00:55:29,699 –> 00:55:31,733
Everything is alive, Sarah.
Even candy.

1025
00:55:31,735 –> 00:55:34,069
Well, is that the book?
Let’s read it.

1026
00:55:34,071 –> 00:55:36,571
There’s something you need
to know about this book.

1027
00:55:36,573 –> 00:55:37,940
What?

1028
00:55:37,942 –> 00:55:39,540
(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

1029
00:55:39,542 –> 00:55:40,843
Look out!

1030
00:55:40,845 –> 00:55:42,980
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)

1031
00:55:44,614 –> 00:55:46,717
– Whoa!
(RASPING)

1032
00:56:02,367 –> 00:56:04,767
That’s what.

1033
00:56:04,769 –> 00:56:06,769
This is not
a normal book, Sarah.

1034
00:56:06,771 –> 00:56:08,706
(PANTING)

1035
00:56:15,247 –> 00:56:16,780
Who would write this?

1036
00:56:16,782 –> 00:56:18,717
(♪♪♪)

1037
00:56:29,128 –> 00:56:30,330
(ENGINE REVS)

1038
00:56:34,599 –> 00:56:37,703
They did the monster mash
The monster mash

1039
00:56:39,238 –> 00:56:41,040
Oh, what is this?

1040
00:56:41,975 –> 00:56:43,607
Okay.

1041
00:56:43,609 –> 00:56:44,777
– Huh?
– Oh!

1042
00:56:46,846 –> 00:56:49,448
– Hyah!
– Oh, you rehearsed that, did you?

1043
00:56:49,450 –> 00:56:53,086
Best costume of the night, sir.

1044
00:56:54,821 –> 00:56:56,756
(ALL LAUGHING)

1045
00:56:58,125 –> 00:56:59,458
(ROARS)

1046
00:56:59,460 –> 00:57:01,028
(SCREAMING)

1047
00:57:02,162 –> 00:57:04,098
(SNARLING)

1048
00:57:05,565 –> 00:57:07,565
(ALL SCREAMING)

1049
00:57:07,567 –> 00:57:08,900
(LAUGHS)

1050
00:57:08,902 –> 00:57:10,268
(HORN HONKS)

1051
00:57:10,270 –> 00:57:12,471
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1052
00:57:12,473 –> 00:57:13,974
GIRL: Go!

1053
00:57:14,775 –> 00:57:16,677
(SIRENS WAILING)

1054
00:57:22,317 –> 00:57:24,149
WOMAN: Look out, look out! Ah!

1055
00:57:24,151 –> 00:57:26,785
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1056
00:57:26,787 –> 00:57:28,187
MAN: What’s going on?

1057
00:57:28,189 –> 00:57:30,925
There! Let’s take
the alley. It’s empty.

1058
00:57:34,896 –> 00:57:36,561
Wait, wait!

1059
00:57:36,563 –> 00:57:39,198
We need to read the book
and see how we can end this.

1060
00:57:39,200 –> 00:57:41,868
Let me see.

1061
00:57:41,870 –> 00:57:44,570
“It was nearly Halloween
in the town of Wardenclyffe…”

1062
00:57:44,572 –> 00:57:46,739
Blah, blah, blah. Here!

1063
00:57:46,741 –> 00:57:48,475
“His revenge
was to create a family

1064
00:57:48,477 –> 00:57:51,177
by bringing Halloween to life,
but that wasn’t enough.”

1065
00:57:51,179 –> 00:57:53,147
That seems like
plenty of revenge to me.

1066
00:57:53,149 –> 00:57:56,584
“Because he wanted more than
a family. He wanted a mother.

1067
00:57:59,288 –> 00:58:01,390
His plan was to…”

1068
00:58:02,624 –> 00:58:04,224
Was to what?
Keep reading.

1069
00:58:04,226 –> 00:58:05,859
I-I-I can’t.

1070
00:58:05,861 –> 00:58:10,464
That was the last page.
It’s an unfinished manuscript.

1071
00:58:10,466 –> 00:58:12,234
What?

1072
00:58:13,537 –> 00:58:14,937
Okay, great.
What do we do now?

1073
00:58:16,172 –> 00:58:18,038
Slappy’s gonna go after Mom.

1074
00:58:18,040 –> 00:58:21,309
That book is the only thing
we have to stop him.

1075
00:58:21,311 –> 00:58:23,644
We have to go to
the nursing home and save her.

1076
00:58:23,646 –> 00:58:25,579
Mom’s not at
the nursing home.

1077
00:58:25,581 –> 00:58:27,681
Where is she?

1078
00:58:27,683 –> 00:58:30,885
– On her way home to save us.
– What?

1079
00:58:30,887 –> 00:58:33,288
She called while we were
attacked by gummy bears.

1080
00:58:33,290 –> 00:58:35,056
Why answer
at a time like that?

1081
00:58:35,058 –> 00:58:38,193
Maybe because unlike you, Sarah,
I pick up Mom’s phone calls.

1082
00:58:38,195 –> 00:58:39,594
Really Guilt trip much?

1083
00:58:39,596 –> 00:58:41,763
We need to find your mom
before Slappy does.

1084
00:58:41,765 –> 00:58:43,466
Now, come on,
let’s go!

1085
00:58:43,468 –> 00:58:45,403
(♪♪♪)

1086
00:58:47,472 –> 00:58:50,573
Your woodworking skills
are impressive.

1087
00:58:50,575 –> 00:58:51,806
Yes.

1088
00:58:51,808 –> 00:58:53,975
This will do nicely.

1089
00:58:53,977 –> 00:58:56,845
Oh, I used to manage
a hardware store.

1090
00:58:56,847 –> 00:58:59,781
– Walter. Focus, please.
– Yes.

1091
00:58:59,783 –> 00:59:05,087
Now tell my monsters to get me
Mama and get me that book.

1092
00:59:05,089 –> 00:59:07,623
Yeah. Yes.

1093
00:59:07,625 –> 00:59:09,561
SARAH: Run!
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1094
00:59:12,864 –> 00:59:14,296
SAM: Duck!
(ALL SNARLING)

1095
00:59:14,298 –> 00:59:15,733
Look out!

1096
00:59:19,737 –> 00:59:22,239
(SPIDER ROARING)

1097
00:59:22,241 –> 00:59:23,408
What the…?

1098
00:59:25,144 –> 00:59:26,445
SONNY: That’s Mr. Peters!

1099
00:59:27,980 –> 00:59:29,779
(SIREN CHIRPING)

1100
00:59:29,781 –> 00:59:32,249
MAN 1: Nice doggy.
MAN 2: It’s right behind you!

1101
00:59:32,251 –> 00:59:34,017
MAN 1: Ah! Not on my leg!

1102
00:59:34,019 –> 00:59:37,254
KATHY: Help!

1103
00:59:37,256 –> 00:59:40,157
That’s Mom! That’s Mom!
Come on!

1104
00:59:40,159 –> 00:59:41,992
PIRATE: You bunch of scallywags!

1105
00:59:41,994 –> 00:59:43,660
KATHY: Kids, watch out!

1106
00:59:43,662 –> 00:59:44,830
(ALL YELL)

1107
00:59:46,698 –> 00:59:47,866
Behind you!

1108
00:59:53,805 –> 00:59:56,274
(SPIDER ROARING)

1109
00:59:56,276 –> 00:59:58,342
Okay, now’s our chance.

1110
00:59:58,344 –> 01:00:00,311
Give me the book.
I’m gonna protect Mom.

1111
01:00:00,313 –> 01:00:02,613
You get the ladder
and meet me at that tree.

1112
01:00:02,615 –> 01:00:04,484
– Wait till it’s safe, then go.
– Okay.

1113
01:00:06,487 –> 01:00:07,655
(GROANS)

1114
01:00:11,358 –> 01:00:12,859
(SKELETON YELLS)

1115
01:00:15,828 –> 01:00:17,462
(GASPS)

1116
01:00:17,464 –> 01:00:19,233
Okay, okay.

1117
01:00:24,171 –> 01:00:26,672
(WAILING)

1118
01:00:26,674 –> 01:00:30,809
Oh, my God! We’re all gonna die!
Run for your life! Ah!

1119
01:00:30,811 –> 01:00:32,744
(CRYING)
Oh, my God.

1120
01:00:32,746 –> 01:00:34,846
Oops. Not a monster.

1121
01:00:34,848 –> 01:00:36,248
SAM: All right, let’s go!

1122
01:00:36,250 –> 01:00:37,749
Come on!

1123
01:00:37,751 –> 01:00:39,251
Halt!

1124
01:00:39,253 –> 01:00:41,987
My orders are
to guard this porch!

1125
01:00:41,989 –> 01:00:43,223
No way.

1126
01:00:43,225 –> 01:00:44,856
You like carving pumpkins,
huh?

1127
01:00:44,858 –> 01:00:46,858
Look what you did
to poor Terry.

1128
01:00:46,860 –> 01:00:49,028
Hiya! I’m round.

1129
01:00:49,030 –> 01:00:51,199
Sergeant Squash,
open fire.

1130
01:00:53,368 –> 01:00:55,068
Oh. Ow!

1131
01:00:55,070 –> 01:00:56,871
(GRUNTING)

1132
01:01:03,078 –> 01:01:04,744
We need to find
another way in!

1133
01:01:04,746 –> 01:01:06,714
No. This is my house.

1134
01:01:06,716 –> 01:01:08,684
SERGEANT: I’m hit! Medic!

1135
01:01:09,985 –> 01:01:11,552
What are you doing?
Put me down!

1136
01:01:11,554 –> 01:01:13,187
Hiya! Happy Easter.

1137
01:01:13,189 –> 01:01:14,588
– No, no!
TERRY: Ugh!

1138
01:01:14,590 –> 01:01:17,057
Yes! Let’s go.

1139
01:01:17,059 –> 01:01:20,027
Sarah, I was so worried.
Are you okay?

1140
01:01:20,029 –> 01:01:21,395
I’m fine.
Just hang tight.

1141
01:01:21,397 –> 01:01:23,364
I’m gonna get you down.
I promise.

1142
01:01:23,366 –> 01:01:24,865
I just need you to trust me.

1143
01:01:24,867 –> 01:01:27,034
KATHY: Don’t worry about me. Run. Hide!

1144
01:01:27,036 –> 01:01:28,871
Ghost at 11 o’clock!

1145
01:01:31,107 –> 01:01:34,110
No, no, no! Get back here!

1146
01:01:37,547 –> 01:01:38,814
(YELLS)

1147
01:01:40,250 –> 01:01:42,717
SARAH: That’s my book! Ah!

1148
01:01:42,719 –> 01:01:44,121
We gotta go.

1149
01:01:46,056 –> 01:01:49,291
(SARAH SCREAMING)

1150
01:01:49,293 –> 01:01:52,227
Sarah!
Sarah, let go of that ghost!

1151
01:01:52,229 –> 01:01:54,764
Do not let go
of that ghost!

1152
01:01:54,766 –> 01:01:55,932
(SCREAMS)

1153
01:01:58,736 –> 01:02:01,236
– You okay?
– No, that ghost took the book.

1154
01:02:01,238 –> 01:02:02,406
(SPIDER ROARS)

1155
01:02:04,742 –> 01:02:07,208
SONNY: Mom!
– Oh, kids. Help!

1156
01:02:07,210 –> 01:02:08,778
No, no, no!

1157
01:02:08,780 –> 01:02:10,879
– Sarah!
SARAH: Mom!

1158
01:02:10,881 –> 01:02:14,216
(KATHY SCREAMING)

1159
01:02:14,218 –> 01:02:16,585
SONNY: It’s heading for the Tesla lab.

1160
01:02:16,587 –> 01:02:18,220
Slappy brought
the tower to life.

1161
01:02:18,222 –> 01:02:19,622
That’s why
this is happening.

1162
01:02:19,624 –> 01:02:20,925
We have to stop him.

1163
01:02:22,260 –> 01:02:24,795
Uh, guys?

1164
01:02:24,797 –> 01:02:26,197
(ALL SNARLING, HISSING)

1165
01:02:27,566 –> 01:02:29,733
Sonny, what do we do?

1166
01:02:29,735 –> 01:02:31,336
I don’t know.
You’re the older one.

1167
01:02:32,471 –> 01:02:34,707
(ALL SCREAMING)

1168
01:02:35,940 –> 01:02:37,509
No, no, no.
It’s me, Mr. Chu!

1169
01:02:38,544 –> 01:02:40,042
Mr. Chu?

1170
01:02:40,044 –> 01:02:43,879
Shh! Follow me!
To the basement now!

1171
01:02:43,881 –> 01:02:45,615
Don’t ruin the Mylar.

1172
01:02:45,617 –> 01:02:48,153
I’m saving it for next year.
Go, go, go.

1173
01:02:49,823 –> 01:02:51,823
(♪♪♪)

1174
01:02:51,825 –> 01:02:53,727
(ENGINE REVVING)

1175
01:02:55,461 –> 01:02:57,060
Let me get this straight.

1176
01:02:57,062 –> 01:03:00,565
We are living a Goosebumps
story right now?

1177
01:03:00,567 –> 01:03:02,232
Okay, clearly you’re a fan.

1178
01:03:02,234 –> 01:03:04,369
This is the greatest thing
I’ve ever heard!

1179
01:03:04,371 –> 01:03:07,271
Hold on. Let me guess, let me
guess, let me guess. Um…

1180
01:03:07,273 –> 01:03:08,806
Monster Blood.

1181
01:03:08,808 –> 01:03:11,776
No, too on the nose.
Yeah, you’re right. Um…

1182
01:03:11,778 –> 01:03:14,679
The Scarecrow Walks
at Midnight.

1183
01:03:14,681 –> 01:03:16,881
No. Haunted Halloween.

1184
01:03:16,883 –> 01:03:20,118
I don’t know that one.
How does it end?

1185
01:03:20,120 –> 01:03:21,953
That’s the problem.

1186
01:03:21,955 –> 01:03:23,454
It doesn’t.

1187
01:03:23,456 –> 01:03:25,358
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(COIL CRACKLING)

1188
01:03:29,329 –> 01:03:31,231
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

1189
01:03:32,500 –> 01:03:33,866
Mm! Mm!

1190
01:03:33,868 –> 01:03:35,467
Hello, Mama.

1191
01:03:35,469 –> 01:03:37,236
Remember me?

1192
01:03:37,238 –> 01:03:39,405
You put me on your lap.

1193
01:03:39,407 –> 01:03:41,774
Put those cute words
in my mouth.

1194
01:03:41,776 –> 01:03:45,544
What was it you called me?
“Bobo” Ha-ha-ha.

1195
01:03:45,546 –> 01:03:47,579
Can’t talk?

1196
01:03:47,581 –> 01:03:49,515
Don’t you worry.

1197
01:03:49,517 –> 01:03:53,452
From now on, I’ll do
the talking for both of us.

1198
01:03:53,454 –> 01:03:55,622
(SLAPPY & WALTER CACKLE)

1199
01:03:55,624 –> 01:03:58,926
I’m gonna make you
so proud, Mama.

1200
01:04:00,762 –> 01:04:03,563
Onarrak unolom

1201
01:04:03,565 –> 01:04:05,365
amol

1202
01:04:05,367 –> 01:04:07,367
annodo irram

1203
01:04:07,369 –> 01:04:09,001
urrak.

1204
01:04:09,003 –> 01:04:11,104
(KATHY WHIMPERING)

1205
01:04:11,106 –> 01:04:13,072
(LAUGHING)
– It’s working.

1206
01:04:13,074 –> 01:04:14,543
Yes.

1207
01:04:17,112 –> 01:04:19,780
(CACKLES)

1208
01:04:19,782 –> 01:04:21,114
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

1209
01:04:21,116 –> 01:04:24,050
My mind is literally
blown right now.

1210
01:04:24,052 –> 01:04:27,253
I mean, we get to finish
our Goosebumps story!

1211
01:04:27,255 –> 01:04:29,623
This isn’t a creative-writing
exercise, Mr. Chu.

1212
01:04:29,625 –> 01:04:31,425
Slappy has our mom!

1213
01:04:31,427 –> 01:04:34,462
Yeah, and then you get to
save your mom. It’s Chapter 22:

1214
01:04:34,464 –> 01:04:37,531
“The kids save their mom
from the demonic dummy.”

1215
01:04:37,533 –> 01:04:39,834
Well, the only thing
I had to save my mom

1216
01:04:39,836 –> 01:04:42,636
was that book,
and I lost it. So…

1217
01:04:42,638 –> 01:04:45,172
Sarah. This is not
your fault.

1218
01:04:45,174 –> 01:04:46,974
If anything, it’s my fault.

1219
01:04:46,976 –> 01:04:49,845
I’m the one who found the book
and brought Slappy to life.

1220
01:04:49,847 –> 01:04:51,580
And I even told Slappy
about Tesla.

1221
01:04:51,582 –> 01:04:53,515
Mom trusted me to
take care of you guys,

1222
01:04:53,517 –> 01:04:55,484
and I told her
I would save her.

1223
01:04:55,486 –> 01:04:57,286
I failed.

1224
01:04:58,822 –> 01:05:00,689
I know I always say that
I can’t wait

1225
01:05:00,691 –> 01:05:03,492
to go to college
and get started on my real life,

1226
01:05:03,494 –> 01:05:05,796
but you guys are my life.

1227
01:05:07,998 –> 01:05:10,232
This is a classic
Goosebumps moment.

1228
01:05:10,234 –> 01:05:12,067
Do you remember
Say Cheese and Die…?

1229
01:05:12,069 –> 01:05:14,069
– This is real life, Chu!
– Okay.

1230
01:05:14,071 –> 01:05:17,773
Guys, Slappy is using the Tesla
Tower to power Halloween.

1231
01:05:17,775 –> 01:05:19,441
If I can get in there,
maybe I can

1232
01:05:19,443 –> 01:05:21,076
shut it off,
and we can save Mom.

1233
01:05:21,078 –> 01:05:22,745
But there’s
monsters everywhere.

1234
01:05:22,747 –> 01:05:24,279
How are we gonna
get past them?

1235
01:05:24,281 –> 01:05:25,781
Easy.

1236
01:05:25,783 –> 01:05:27,249
Camouflage.

1237
01:05:27,251 –> 01:05:28,686
(♪♪♪)

1238
01:05:30,153 –> 01:05:31,990
Welcome to my crafts lab.

1239
01:05:33,258 –> 01:05:35,124
Wow.

1240
01:05:35,126 –> 01:05:39,262
Steady on my grind and got no
Time for playing games

1241
01:05:39,264 –> 01:05:43,065
Money on my mind, I’m kicking
As I’m taking names

1242
01:05:43,067 –> 01:05:45,301
The heat is on
Get out the kitchen

1243
01:05:45,303 –> 01:05:47,169
If you can’t handle
The flames

1244
01:05:47,171 –> 01:05:49,405
I’m hustling
I was born to win

1245
01:05:49,407 –> 01:05:51,307
Ain’t never gonna change

1246
01:05:51,309 –> 01:05:55,579
Let me tell you now
I don’t know how

1247
01:05:55,581 –> 01:05:59,983
But the whole world’s
Gonna know my name

1248
01:05:59,985 –> 01:06:03,654
Just wait and see
They gon’ talk about me

1249
01:06:03,656 –> 01:06:06,757
Things ain’t never
Gon’ be the same

1250
01:06:06,759 –> 01:06:08,492
Are you ready

1251
01:06:08,494 –> 01:06:10,762
Are you ready

1252
01:06:10,764 –> 01:06:14,799
Better make way
‘Cause I’m coming through

1253
01:06:14,801 –> 01:06:16,668
Are you ready for me

1254
01:06:16,670 –> 01:06:19,136
Are you ready for me

1255
01:06:19,138 –> 01:06:23,541
You know I’m gonna be
Legendary

1256
01:06:23,543 –> 01:06:25,543
(ALL SNARLING)

1257
01:06:25,545 –> 01:06:27,179
Jeez,
they’re still everywhere.

1258
01:06:29,583 –> 01:06:31,384
It’s actually working.

1259
01:06:32,852 –> 01:06:34,852
Come on. We gotta
get to that tower.

1260
01:06:34,854 –> 01:06:36,756
(♪♪♪)

1261
01:06:40,427 –> 01:06:42,427
SONNY: I can’t believe
we’re really here.

1262
01:06:42,429 –> 01:06:44,128
I can barely see
out of this thing.

1263
01:06:44,130 –> 01:06:45,864
Is it cool?
Is it awesome?

1264
01:06:45,866 –> 01:06:48,366
(WHISPERING)
Hey, fanboy. Let’s focus.

1265
01:06:48,368 –> 01:06:49,670
Right. Sorry.

1266
01:06:51,706 –> 01:06:53,674
Let’s go.

1267
01:07:02,450 –> 01:07:03,984
(SNARLING)

1268
01:07:03,986 –> 01:07:05,284
(ALL GASP)

1269
01:07:05,286 –> 01:07:06,787
(GRUNTS)

1270
01:07:11,960 –> 01:07:14,596
SARAH: (SOFTLY)
Don’t. Move.

1271
01:07:18,033 –> 01:07:19,935
(GRUNTS)

1272
01:07:23,204 –> 01:07:24,906
Come on, let’s go.
Come on!

1273
01:07:36,986 –> 01:07:38,418
Look at this place.

1274
01:07:38,420 –> 01:07:40,620
SARAH: It’s so creepy.

1275
01:07:40,622 –> 01:07:42,190
Stay close.

1276
01:07:43,760 –> 01:07:45,662
(CHITTERING)

1277
01:07:49,432 –> 01:07:51,766
SAM: No wonder Tesla
abandoned this place.

1278
01:07:51,768 –> 01:07:58,439
Shh, shh, shh.
Do you hear that?

1279
01:07:58,441 –> 01:07:59,975
(SHRIEKING)

1280
01:07:59,977 –> 01:08:01,244
(YELLING)

1281
01:08:07,885 –> 01:08:09,318
Come on.

1282
01:08:13,891 –> 01:08:15,891
(MONSTER GROANS)

1283
01:08:15,893 –> 01:08:18,192
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1284
01:08:18,194 –> 01:08:19,863
(♪♪♪)

1285
01:08:30,175 –> 01:08:32,077
(GIRL SCREAMING)

1286
01:08:35,046 –> 01:08:36,344
STINE: Oh, no.

1287
01:08:36,346 –> 01:08:40,116
Not Haunted Halloween.

1288
01:08:40,118 –> 01:08:41,686
(DEATH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1289
01:08:42,954 –> 01:08:44,821
(GIRLS SCREAMING)

1290
01:08:44,823 –> 01:08:47,792
Oh, my writing was
so cliché back then.

1291
01:08:51,730 –> 01:08:55,565
I knew it! I knew I came up
with that first.

1292
01:08:55,567 –> 01:08:57,867
(SIREN WAILS)

1293
01:08:57,869 –> 01:09:01,370
That clever little dummy’s
writing his own ending.

1294
01:09:01,372 –> 01:09:03,239
Not in my book,
he’s not.

1295
01:09:03,241 –> 01:09:05,508
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1296
01:09:05,510 –> 01:09:07,213
Oh, gnomes.

1297
01:09:08,714 –> 01:09:10,180
Don’t you dare.

1298
01:09:10,182 –> 01:09:11,414
Stay.

1299
01:09:11,416 –> 01:09:13,919
Ow! Son of a… Ah!

1300
01:09:15,286 –> 01:09:17,187
(WITCHES SHRIEKING)

1301
01:09:17,189 –> 01:09:19,456
Oh, witches!

1302
01:09:19,458 –> 01:09:21,859
Get away, witches!

1303
01:09:21,861 –> 01:09:24,764
(ENGINE REVS)

1304
01:09:26,432 –> 01:09:29,602
SAM: Guys, do you hear that?
– Shh!

1305
01:09:33,106 –> 01:09:34,371
Wow.

1306
01:09:34,373 –> 01:09:36,943
SARAH: Whoa.

1307
01:09:37,778 –> 01:09:40,512
(SLAPPY CACKLES)

1308
01:09:40,514 –> 01:09:42,247
Welcome.

1309
01:09:42,249 –> 01:09:44,384
Slappy.

1310
01:09:46,052 –> 01:09:47,287
(GRUNTING)

1311
01:09:49,422 –> 01:09:51,322
– Walter?
(GRUNTS)

1312
01:09:51,324 –> 01:09:53,025
Where’s my mother?

1313
01:09:53,027 –> 01:09:56,130
Don’t you mean our mother?

1314
01:10:00,835 –> 01:10:03,769
(IN RASPY VOICE)
There’s my sweet little babies.

1315
01:10:03,771 –> 01:10:07,072
I just love a family reunion.

1316
01:10:07,074 –> 01:10:10,308
– Mom.
– What did you do?

1317
01:10:10,310 –> 01:10:12,411
(ALL GASP)

1318
01:10:12,413 –> 01:10:14,413
SLAPPY: I had a papa once!

1319
01:10:14,415 –> 01:10:16,348
He let me down.

1320
01:10:16,350 –> 01:10:19,252
But a mother’s love
is forever.

1321
01:10:19,254 –> 01:10:21,054
Turn her back now,
you psycho!

1322
01:10:21,056 –> 01:10:22,788
Oh, should I?

1323
01:10:22,790 –> 01:10:27,393
Unfortunately,
I have other plans.

1324
01:10:27,395 –> 01:10:29,428
Walter!
The book, please.

1325
01:10:29,430 –> 01:10:30,598
Yes.

1326
01:10:32,600 –> 01:10:34,134
This book.

1327
01:10:34,136 –> 01:10:36,102
Go prepare the tower!

1328
01:10:36,104 –> 01:10:38,138
(GROWLS)

1329
01:10:38,140 –> 01:10:40,440
I’m going to do what
Stine couldn’t:

1330
01:10:40,442 –> 01:10:43,743
Finish this book,
once and for all.

1331
01:10:43,745 –> 01:10:45,647
(BOTH CACKLING)

1332
01:10:49,451 –> 01:10:52,220
(CHUCKLES)
Spoiler alert:

1333
01:10:52,222 –> 01:10:54,989
The manuscript gets destroyed
in that tower,

1334
01:10:54,991 –> 01:10:58,491
and my Halloween family
lasts forever!

1335
01:10:58,493 –> 01:11:01,696
Mama,
babysit the children for me.

1336
01:11:01,698 –> 01:11:03,496
Yes, dear.

1337
01:11:03,498 –> 01:11:05,666
We can’t let him
destroy that book.

1338
01:11:05,668 –> 01:11:09,439
Sonny, turn this thing off.
I’m going after Slappy.

1339
01:11:12,041 –> 01:11:14,141
Just you and me now,
Slappy.

1340
01:11:14,143 –> 01:11:19,181
Can’t hear you. I’m too far
ahead of you. Hee-hee-hee!

1341
01:11:19,183 –> 01:11:22,050
SONNY: This is amperage
and this is voltage?

1342
01:11:22,052 –> 01:11:23,886
None of these cables
make any sense.

1343
01:11:23,888 –> 01:11:25,787
What about here?
Start pulling levers.

1344
01:11:25,789 –> 01:11:28,156
– No, no, Sam, don’t!
– Ah!

1345
01:11:28,158 –> 01:11:30,526
Slappy booby-trapped
all this stuff.

1346
01:11:39,803 –> 01:11:41,570
(GASPS)

1347
01:11:41,572 –> 01:11:45,409
Careful, Sarah. It’d be a shame
to fall from that height.

1348
01:11:46,510 –> 01:11:48,311
(WITCH SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)

1349
01:11:48,313 –> 01:11:49,713
(YELLS)

1350
01:11:53,318 –> 01:11:55,417
Plenty more
where that came from.

1351
01:11:55,419 –> 01:11:57,419
(CACKLES)

1352
01:11:57,421 –> 01:11:59,758
Come on, Sonny,
turn this thing off.

1353
01:12:01,593 –> 01:12:04,093
Oh, no. Sonny hurry up.

1354
01:12:04,095 –> 01:12:05,828
Slappy’s at the top.
Do something.

1355
01:12:05,830 –> 01:12:07,230
I can’t do it, Sam.

1356
01:12:07,232 –> 01:12:09,732
Come on, Sonny.
You are the smartest kid I know.

1357
01:12:09,734 –> 01:12:12,269
Sam, I couldn’t even do
my little science project.

1358
01:12:12,271 –> 01:12:13,536
Slappy did that.

1359
01:12:13,538 –> 01:12:14,973
And even that one shorted out.

1360
01:12:18,044 –> 01:12:20,443
Wait. That’s it.

1361
01:12:20,445 –> 01:12:24,248
We turn it up. All the way up.
We blow the fuse.

1362
01:12:24,250 –> 01:12:26,016
– Yes!
– The fuse is over there.

1363
01:12:26,018 –> 01:12:27,920
(♪♪♪)

1364
01:12:31,357 –> 01:12:36,527
And now to finish this story
and destroy the town.

1365
01:12:36,529 –> 01:12:37,964
(GRUNTS)

1366
01:12:39,098 –> 01:12:40,267
No!

1367
01:12:42,102 –> 01:12:44,568
What do you think
you’re doing?

1368
01:12:44,570 –> 01:12:46,237
Writing my own ending.

1369
01:12:46,239 –> 01:12:47,738
Spoiler alert:
I save the town

1370
01:12:47,740 –> 01:12:49,309
and put you back
where you belong.

1371
01:12:52,112 –> 01:12:53,912
(GRUNTING)

1372
01:12:53,914 –> 01:12:55,612
SLAPPY: What’s the matter?

1373
01:12:55,614 –> 01:12:57,749
Writer’s block?

1374
01:12:57,751 –> 01:12:59,184
Again?

1375
01:12:59,186 –> 01:13:00,819
– Grab that lever. Yes.
– This one?

1376
01:13:00,821 –> 01:13:03,154
On my count,
we push up at the same time.

1377
01:13:03,156 –> 01:13:04,825
Ready Go!

1378
01:13:07,094 –> 01:13:08,229
(ALARM SOUNDING)

1379
01:13:16,337 –> 01:13:17,769
Give me the book.

1380
01:13:17,771 –> 01:13:19,040
(GRUNTING)

1381
01:13:20,975 –> 01:13:23,275
You’re not gonna
get this book, Slappy.

1382
01:13:23,277 –> 01:13:26,312
I have a friend
who might think otherwise.

1383
01:13:26,314 –> 01:13:27,982
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1384
01:13:29,283 –> 01:13:30,983
(SARAH YELLS)

1385
01:13:30,985 –> 01:13:32,887
(BALLOONS POPPING)

1386
01:13:36,425 –> 01:13:38,960
Nowhere else to run, sis!

1387
01:13:43,198 –> 01:13:46,732
Fine. You win, Slappy.

1388
01:13:46,734 –> 01:13:49,602
I’ll give you the book,
but you gotta turn my mom back.

1389
01:13:49,604 –> 01:13:51,140
Deal.

1390
01:13:56,445 –> 01:13:59,746
It all ends
Slappily ever after.

1391
01:13:59,748 –> 01:14:01,314
(CACKLES)

1392
01:14:01,316 –> 01:14:04,017
You forgot one thing:

1393
01:14:04,019 –> 01:14:05,919
Never judge a book
by its cover.

1394
01:14:05,921 –> 01:14:07,723
What?

1395
01:14:09,024 –> 01:14:10,324
No!

1396
01:14:10,326 –> 01:14:12,228
(BOTH YELL)

1397
01:14:17,934 –> 01:14:19,736
(GROANING)

1398
01:14:23,773 –> 01:14:25,942
(ALL GRUNTING)

1399
01:14:31,214 –> 01:14:33,415
(NORMALLY)
Sonny, what’s happening?

1400
01:14:33,417 –> 01:14:34,584
Mom.

1401
01:14:35,919 –> 01:14:37,854
We need to get out of here!

1402
01:14:39,756 –> 01:14:42,026
(SCREAMING)

1403
01:14:48,365 –> 01:14:50,267
(SPIDER SHRIEKING)

1404
01:15:14,758 –> 01:15:16,660
(YELLING)

1405
01:15:23,168 –> 01:15:24,537
(GROANING)

1406
01:15:28,574 –> 01:15:30,476
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1407
01:15:34,980 –> 01:15:36,580
(YELLS)

1408
01:15:36,582 –> 01:15:38,715
It’s working!

1409
01:15:38,717 –> 01:15:39,919
Go, kids!

1410
01:15:41,786 –> 01:15:43,122
(BRAKES SQUEAL)

1411
01:15:57,069 –> 01:15:58,470
(WOLF HOWLS)

1412
01:15:58,472 –> 01:16:00,039
(GROANING)

1413
01:16:08,515 –> 01:16:10,417
(PANTING)

1414
01:16:21,361 –> 01:16:22,696
Hello?

1415
01:16:23,997 –> 01:16:25,730
Someone called for me?

1416
01:16:25,732 –> 01:16:29,402
KATHY: Sarah Oh! Oh…
– Mom!

1417
01:16:29,404 –> 01:16:31,137
STINE: Hello?

1418
01:16:31,139 –> 01:16:33,472
I got your message.
I’m here.

1419
01:16:33,474 –> 01:16:35,675
Don’t worry.
Everything’s going to be okay.

1420
01:16:35,677 –> 01:16:38,010
I need typing paper,
a thesaurus,

1421
01:16:38,012 –> 01:16:40,112
Diet Coke,
and a quiet place to compose.

1422
01:16:40,114 –> 01:16:43,883
Preferably in a comfortable
chair with lumbar support.

1423
01:16:43,885 –> 01:16:46,687
Are you R.L. Stine?

1424
01:16:46,689 –> 01:16:49,623
Me No, I’m Dr. Seuss.
R.L. Stine was unavailable.

1425
01:16:49,625 –> 01:16:51,059
Yes, of course,
I’m R.L. Stine!

1426
01:16:52,827 –> 01:16:55,698
Then I guess this
belongs to you.

1427
01:16:56,632 –> 01:16:58,332
Don’t open it.

1428
01:16:58,334 –> 01:17:00,334
(GASPS)

1429
01:17:00,336 –> 01:17:02,735
My first book.

1430
01:17:02,737 –> 01:17:04,504
(SCOFFS)

1431
01:17:04,506 –> 01:17:08,175
You realize I wrote this
when I was around your age.

1432
01:17:08,177 –> 01:17:12,012
More of an amateur work, really,
but I am sure you’ll all agree

1433
01:17:12,014 –> 01:17:15,217
it shows the undeniable promise
of a brilliant young writer.

1434
01:17:16,352 –> 01:17:17,884
Why do you have
a typewriter?

1435
01:17:17,886 –> 01:17:20,254
I was going to
save you with it,

1436
01:17:20,256 –> 01:17:22,956
although it appears you found
a way to save yourselves.

1437
01:17:22,958 –> 01:17:25,693
– A typewriter?
– It’s been done before.

1438
01:17:25,695 –> 01:17:27,295
Once before.

1439
01:17:27,297 –> 01:17:29,230
Maybe twice.

1440
01:17:29,232 –> 01:17:30,964
Maybe more.

1441
01:17:30,966 –> 01:17:32,899
WALTER: Kathy?

1442
01:17:32,901 –> 01:17:35,203
Walter, manager
at Fred’s Pharmacy.

1443
01:17:35,205 –> 01:17:36,437
It’s nice to see you.

1444
01:17:36,439 –> 01:17:38,573
Hi. It’s nice to
see you too.

1445
01:17:38,575 –> 01:17:40,141
What are you doing here?

1446
01:17:40,143 –> 01:17:41,576
I don’t know.

1447
01:17:41,578 –> 01:17:43,945
Walter! Walter!
You got turned into a monster.

1448
01:17:43,947 –> 01:17:46,615
You were big, green, ugly.
You were Slappy’s henchman!

1449
01:17:46,617 –> 01:17:48,983
Weather patterns.
Very strange weather patterns.

1450
01:17:48,985 –> 01:17:51,152
But I think everything’s
back to normal now.

1451
01:17:51,154 –> 01:17:54,155
Fine. Okay, yeah,
the weather has been weird.

1452
01:17:54,157 –> 01:17:55,724
It’s true. Okay, thanks.

1453
01:17:55,726 –> 01:17:57,559
KATHY: What happened to your shirt?

1454
01:17:57,561 –> 01:17:59,094
WALTER: I don’t know.

1455
01:17:59,096 –> 01:18:01,063
(IN PIG LATIN)
Ixnay on the onsters-may.

1456
01:18:01,065 –> 01:18:03,065
– Go ahead, ollow-fay.
SONNY: What?

1457
01:18:03,067 –> 01:18:05,267
(IN ENGLISH)
Means “follow.” Pig Latin.

1458
01:18:05,269 –> 01:18:08,304
Oh, the youth today.

1459
01:18:08,306 –> 01:18:10,439
WALTER: So funny running into you.

1460
01:18:10,441 –> 01:18:14,276
Right I always hoped we’d run
into each other outside of work.

1461
01:18:14,278 –> 01:18:15,545
WALTER: Yeah, me too.

1462
01:18:15,547 –> 01:18:18,080
Hey, if you’re not
busy next week,

1463
01:18:18,082 –> 01:18:20,049
would you wanna
have some dinner?

1464
01:18:20,051 –> 01:18:22,719
– Yeah. Yeah, heh, heh.
– Yeah That’s awesome.

1465
01:18:22,721 –> 01:18:25,255
So they don’t remember
what happened to them?

1466
01:18:25,257 –> 01:18:26,623
The transmutation process

1467
01:18:26,625 –> 01:18:28,625
seems to have wiped
their memories clean.

1468
01:18:28,627 –> 01:18:31,127
All those who were affected
won’t remember a thing.

1469
01:18:31,129 –> 01:18:32,998
(TOMMY SCREAMS)

1470
01:18:38,437 –> 01:18:39,871
Tommy?

1471
01:18:41,574 –> 01:18:44,608
SAM: Are you okay?
– Oh, my God. Guys.

1472
01:18:44,610 –> 01:18:46,610
I had this crazy dream.

1473
01:18:46,612 –> 01:18:49,313
I’m so glad to see you.

1474
01:18:49,315 –> 01:18:51,782
You know, can’t believe
I’m saying this,

1475
01:18:51,784 –> 01:18:53,850
but I’m glad
to see you too, Tommy.

1476
01:18:53,852 –> 01:18:56,354
Kids falling
from the sky.

1477
01:18:56,356 –> 01:18:58,624
My work here is done.

1478
01:19:01,694 –> 01:19:03,361
I’m a writer too.

1479
01:19:03,363 –> 01:19:07,865
Well, an aspiring,
very stuck writer at the moment.

1480
01:19:07,867 –> 01:19:09,533
My condolences.

1481
01:19:09,535 –> 01:19:11,969
All the horrors
in the world can’t compare

1482
01:19:11,971 –> 01:19:14,508
to the terrors
of the blank page.

1483
01:19:17,143 –> 01:19:20,512
Um, any advice
on college essays?

1484
01:19:20,514 –> 01:19:23,582
Well, first rule of writing:
write what you know.

1485
01:19:23,584 –> 01:19:25,317
Thirty years,
and I couldn’t figure out

1486
01:19:25,319 –> 01:19:26,585
how this book should end.

1487
01:19:26,587 –> 01:19:27,986
And somehow you figured out

1488
01:19:27,988 –> 01:19:29,356
how to finish it
in one night.

1489
01:19:30,758 –> 01:19:32,557
I believe in you.

1490
01:19:32,559 –> 01:19:35,227
(ENGINE STARTS)

1491
01:19:35,229 –> 01:19:37,131
(♪♪♪)

1492
01:19:39,500 –> 01:19:42,236
Hm. “Write what you know.”

1493
01:19:43,705 –> 01:19:45,671
SARAH: Recount a time in your life

1494
01:19:45,673 –> 01:19:48,608
when you faced a fear,
challenge or failure.

1495
01:19:48,610 –> 01:19:51,009
I think most of us
are afraid

1496
01:19:51,011 –> 01:19:53,212
that we don’t have
a story to tell.

1497
01:19:53,214 –> 01:19:56,182
That there’s nothing
special about us.

1498
01:19:56,184 –> 01:19:59,051
And then a moment comes
when you least expect it

1499
01:19:59,053 –> 01:20:00,854
where you have to step up,

1500
01:20:00,856 –> 01:20:03,022
no matter
how terrified you are.

1501
01:20:03,024 –> 01:20:04,424
But what
I’ve learned is that

1502
01:20:04,426 –> 01:20:06,058
it’s good to be scared
sometimes.

1503
01:20:06,060 –> 01:20:08,428
Scared of losing
the people we love.

1504
01:20:08,430 –> 01:20:11,130
– Stop, stop!
– It’s a ventriloquist dummy.

1505
01:20:11,132 –> 01:20:13,032
– Oh.
– Really?

1506
01:20:13,034 –> 01:20:14,601
– That’s not funny, Mom.
– Too soon.

1507
01:20:14,603 –> 01:20:16,202
No, I like it.

1508
01:20:16,204 –> 01:20:18,205
Congratulations,
Sonny.

1509
01:20:18,207 –> 01:20:20,072
Thank you so much,
Principal Harrison.

1510
01:20:20,074 –> 01:20:22,609
SARAH: Or scared of not
achieving our dreams.

1511
01:20:22,611 –> 01:20:24,411
Because those moments
remind us

1512
01:20:24,413 –> 01:20:26,680
just how special
our stories really are.

1513
01:20:26,682 –> 01:20:28,317
– Here’s to us.
– Indeed.

1514
01:20:31,387 –> 01:20:34,388
– Hey, Sarah!
– Hi, Mr. Chu.

1515
01:20:34,390 –> 01:20:35,759
CHU: Watch this.

1516
01:20:36,693 –> 01:20:38,560
(MECHANICAL GRUNTS)

1517
01:20:38,562 –> 01:20:41,061
(CHUCKLES)
– I like it.

1518
01:20:41,063 –> 01:20:43,398
Yeah, I just made it
life-size this year.

1519
01:20:43,400 –> 01:20:45,733
You know, just in case.

1520
01:20:45,735 –> 01:20:47,702
No, seriously, you know,
just in case.

1521
01:20:47,704 –> 01:20:50,705
Right. I’ll see you later,
Mr. Chu.

1522
01:20:50,707 –> 01:20:52,207
Bye!

1523
01:20:52,209 –> 01:20:54,075
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1524
01:20:54,077 –> 01:20:57,579
SARAH: And maybe when you
face enough of your fears

1525
01:20:57,581 –> 01:21:00,515
life stops being
so scary after all.

1526
01:21:00,517 –> 01:21:04,753
Now’s the day
To make our dreams alive

1527
01:21:04,755 –> 01:21:07,723
Hey, honey.

1528
01:21:07,725 –> 01:21:09,527
What happened?

1529
01:21:11,094 –> 01:21:12,394
I got in.

1530
01:21:12,396 –> 01:21:14,630
I knew it.
I knew you could do it.

1531
01:21:14,632 –> 01:21:16,499
Oh, I’m so proud
of you!

1532
01:21:16,501 –> 01:21:18,634
(LAUGHS)

1533
01:21:18,636 –> 01:21:20,636
I guess I’m proud.

1534
01:21:20,638 –> 01:21:24,507
– Thanks, Sonny.
– Come on, bring it in.

1535
01:21:24,509 –> 01:21:26,442
Congratulations.

1536
01:21:26,444 –> 01:21:28,945
(CHUCKLES)
Here, take off your jacket.

1537
01:21:28,947 –> 01:21:31,447
Guys, give her some
ornaments, please.

1538
01:21:31,449 –> 01:21:32,682
Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

1539
01:21:32,684 –> 01:21:34,985
– I’m so happy!
– Ha-ha-ha!

1540
01:21:34,987 –> 01:21:37,321
– Here, put that right there.
– Yeah, I like that one.

1541
01:21:38,356 –> 01:21:39,525
(KEYS CLACKING)

1542
01:21:44,630 –> 01:21:46,899
Finally, a new book.

1543
01:21:50,302 –> 01:21:51,905
Yes.

1544
01:22:00,412 –> 01:22:01,812
(SIGHS)

1545
01:22:01,814 –> 01:22:04,314
SLAPPY: Hello, Papa.

1546
01:22:04,316 –> 01:22:06,918
Slappy! I thought
the book got you.

1547
01:22:06,920 –> 01:22:09,219
Maybe those others,
but not me.

1548
01:22:09,221 –> 01:22:11,022
Why is that?

1549
01:22:11,024 –> 01:22:13,089
You know
I always survive.

1550
01:22:13,091 –> 01:22:15,026
You wrote me that way.

1551
01:22:15,028 –> 01:22:19,664
In fact, I wrote my own story
while I was gone.

1552
01:22:19,666 –> 01:22:21,666
And guess what.

1553
01:22:21,668 –> 01:22:24,070
You’re the main character.

1554
01:22:25,138 –> 01:22:27,171
No.

1555
01:22:27,173 –> 01:22:30,376
No!

1556
01:22:31,845 –> 01:22:35,047
You try living in a book
for a while, Papa.

1557
01:22:35,049 –> 01:22:37,482
(CACKLES)

1558
01:22:37,484 –> 01:22:40,387
(♪♪♪)

1559
01:22:41,522 –> 01:22:43,424
(MONSTERS SHRIEKING)

1560
01:22:54,035 –> 01:22:56,203
(ROARS)

1561
01:23:06,615 –> 01:23:08,049
(SHRIEKS)

1562
01:23:09,351 –> 01:23:11,252
(BEARS CACKLING)

1563
01:23:12,687 –> 01:23:14,756
(CACKLES)

1564
01:23:15,757 –> 01:23:17,893
(CHITTERING)

1565
01:23:22,564 –> 01:23:25,231
(GIBBERS)

1566
01:23:25,233 –> 01:23:26,566
HORSEMAN: Hyah!

1567
01:23:26,568 –> 01:23:28,136
(NEIGHS)

1568
01:23:29,304 –> 01:23:30,771
(CHITTERS)

1569
01:23:30,773 –> 01:23:32,271
(GIBBERS)

1570
01:23:32,273 –> 01:23:33,807
HAND: Hands off!

1571
01:23:33,809 –> 01:23:35,845
Hiya! Look at my candle.

1572
01:23:37,145 –> 01:23:39,048
(LAUGHING)

1573
01:23:44,286 –> 01:23:47,024
(SHRIEKING)

1574
01:23:49,325 –> 01:23:51,227
(ROARING)

1575
01:23:52,595 –> 01:23:54,330
(HOWLS)

1576
01:24:05,809 –> 01:24:07,711
(♪♪♪)

1577
01:25:36,703 –> 01:25:38,605
(♪♪♪)

1578
01:28:04,123 –> 01:28:06,058
(♪♪♪)

1579
01:29:41,623 –> 01:29:43,857
SLAPPY: Slappy Halloween.

1580
01:29:43,859 –> 01:29:45,361
(CACKLES)

1581
01:29:45,363 –> 01:29:46,734
Subtitles by explosiveskull
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1
00:00:47,769 –> 00:00:50,672
(♪♪♪)

2
00:01:18,577 –> 00:01:23,577
Subtitles by explosiveskull
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3
00:02:01,713 –> 00:02:03,646
SARAH: Fear.

4
00:02:03,648 –> 00:02:08,018
Fear is something
that everyone experiences.

5
00:02:08,020 –> 00:02:12,322
Fear is a feeling
that we all know.

6
00:02:12,324 –> 00:02:15,795
For me, a fear
that shaped my life was…

7
00:02:17,897 –> 00:02:19,630
(SIGHS)

8
00:02:19,632 –> 00:02:21,464
God, that sucks.

9
00:02:21,466 –> 00:02:23,335
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

10
00:02:27,940 –> 00:02:29,440
(SIGHS)

11
00:02:29,442 –> 00:02:31,475
“Recount a time
when you faced a fear,

12
00:02:31,477 –> 00:02:33,077
challenge or failure.

13
00:02:33,079 –> 00:02:35,982
How did it define you,
or how did you overcome it?”

14
00:02:40,786 –> 00:02:42,722
(♪♪♪)

15
00:02:46,192 –> 00:02:47,426
(RATTLING)

16
00:02:51,430 –> 00:02:53,165
Hello?

17
00:02:54,735 –> 00:02:56,470
Hello?

18
00:03:03,276 –> 00:03:05,477
(ROARS)
(YELPS)

19
00:03:05,479 –> 00:03:07,746
(LAUGHING)

20
00:03:07,748 –> 00:03:09,447
Tyler What are you doing?

21
00:03:09,449 –> 00:03:11,549
Are you crazy?
My mom is gonna hear you.

22
00:03:11,551 –> 00:03:13,119
You see this mask?

23
00:03:13,121 –> 00:03:14,419
Got it on sale.

24
00:03:14,421 –> 00:03:15,655
Very scary.

25
00:03:15,657 –> 00:03:17,288
Sorry.
I was in the neighborhood.

26
00:03:17,290 –> 00:03:19,992
– I texted you like 10 times.
– I told you my phone’s off.

27
00:03:19,994 –> 00:03:22,528
If I miss this deadline,
I don’t get into Columbia.

28
00:03:22,530 –> 00:03:24,864
You’ll be here with me
the next four years.

29
00:03:24,866 –> 00:03:28,934
Consider me your safety school.
Close by, good parties…

30
00:03:28,936 –> 00:03:32,638
Oh, really. Do you also offer
a creative-writing program?

31
00:03:32,640 –> 00:03:36,109
Oh, I’m super creative.
Look, I got you a care package.

32
00:03:36,111 –> 00:03:40,279
– Pringles. And a little bit of Red Bull.
– Heh.

33
00:03:40,281 –> 00:03:42,151
– Thank you.
– You’re welcome.

34
00:03:43,919 –> 00:03:45,152
(DOOR OPENS)

35
00:03:45,154 –> 00:03:46,722
You are so busted.

36
00:03:47,790 –> 00:03:49,923
– So, so busted.
– I’ve got it.

37
00:03:49,925 –> 00:03:51,992
Mom,
this is not what it looks like.

38
00:03:51,994 –> 00:03:54,861
KATHY: No, I know what it is.
I heard the entire thing.

39
00:03:54,863 –> 00:03:56,797
Do people
not whisper anymore?

40
00:03:56,799 –> 00:03:59,633
“Hey, I brought Pringles
and Red Bull.”

41
00:03:59,635 –> 00:04:02,335
“You better be quiet
’cause my mom will hear us.”

42
00:04:02,337 –> 00:04:03,570
(KATHY STAMPS FEET)

43
00:04:03,572 –> 00:04:05,305
Tyler, go home.

44
00:04:05,307 –> 00:04:07,942
Okay.
Uh, just to clarify,

45
00:04:07,944 –> 00:04:10,343
do you mean back out the window
or out the front?

46
00:04:10,345 –> 00:04:11,813
Okay, I’ll use the window.

47
00:04:11,815 –> 00:04:13,681
Sorry, Sarah,
I’ll see you tomorrow.

48
00:04:13,683 –> 00:04:15,417
Ooh! I’m good.

49
00:04:16,485 –> 00:04:18,786
Ah! Still good!

50
00:04:18,788 –> 00:04:21,122
– Go to bed.
– Mom, I can explain.

51
00:04:21,124 –> 00:04:23,491
We’ll discuss this
in the morning.

52
00:04:23,493 –> 00:04:26,094
– Sam is gonna love this.
– You go to bed too.

53
00:04:26,096 –> 00:04:27,929
– What’d I do?
– I don’t need a wingman.

54
00:04:27,931 –> 00:04:30,498
– Okay. Going to bed.
– Hmph.

55
00:04:30,500 –> 00:04:32,400
(DOOR CLOSES)

56
00:04:32,402 –> 00:04:34,304
(♪♪♪)

57
00:04:38,408 –> 00:04:39,844
Ow.

58
00:04:42,046 –> 00:04:44,012
You need to stop
electrocuting yourself

59
00:04:44,014 –> 00:04:46,515
– and eat your breakfast.
– Mom, this is due tomorrow,

60
00:04:46,517 –> 00:04:48,417
and it’s worth 50 percent
of my grade.

61
00:04:48,419 –> 00:04:51,053
How about you eat 50 percent
of your eggs?

62
00:04:51,055 –> 00:04:52,688
(POWER WHINES)

63
00:04:52,690 –> 00:04:54,056
Sonny, seriously?

64
00:04:54,058 –> 00:04:55,958
Sorry. I’m getting close.

65
00:04:55,960 –> 00:04:57,259
(DOORBELL RINGING)

66
00:04:57,261 –> 00:04:59,595
Coming.

67
00:04:59,597 –> 00:05:02,031
Coming!

68
00:05:02,033 –> 00:05:03,532
Morning, Ms. Quinn.

69
00:05:03,534 –> 00:05:05,367
– Good morning, Sam.
– How you doing?

70
00:05:05,369 –> 00:05:07,804
MAN: Kathy! Thank
you for taking Sam.

71
00:05:07,806 –> 00:05:10,073
We’ll be back in three days.
We owe you.

72
00:05:10,075 –> 00:05:11,340
You definitely do.

73
00:05:11,342 –> 00:05:13,375
(HORN HONKS)
(CHUCKLING)

74
00:05:13,377 –> 00:05:15,178
Sonny!
Grab your backpack.

75
00:05:15,180 –> 00:05:17,247
Sarah, let’s go!
I’ve got an errand to run

76
00:05:17,249 –> 00:05:19,117
– on the way to school.
SARAH: Coming!

77
00:05:20,685 –> 00:05:22,719
My condolences on your bust
last night.

78
00:05:22,721 –> 00:05:24,921
Good thing I’m here,
in case any other dudes

79
00:05:24,923 –> 00:05:26,556
try to climb
through your window.

80
00:05:26,558 –> 00:05:28,324
Sonny. I’m gonna kill you.

81
00:05:28,326 –> 00:05:30,961
Kill him in the car.
Okay Go, go, go.

82
00:05:30,963 –> 00:05:34,265
Halloween with pumpkins
And mice

83
00:05:34,267 –> 00:05:37,600
Halloween, it’s so nice

84
00:05:37,602 –> 00:05:39,103
Halloween

85
00:05:39,105 –> 00:05:41,872
– Faster, faster.
With pumpkins and mice

86
00:05:41,874 –> 00:05:45,743
Hey, Kathy.
Hey, kids. Heh, heh.

87
00:05:45,745 –> 00:05:47,310
Mr. Chu.

88
00:05:47,312 –> 00:05:49,947
Wow, you practically got
a theme park here.

89
00:05:49,949 –> 00:05:51,649
Check this out.

90
00:05:51,651 –> 00:05:54,051
(WHIRRING)

91
00:05:54,053 –> 00:05:56,854
Oh, my… Oh! Whoa!

92
00:05:56,856 –> 00:06:00,357
(CHUCKLING)
It’s like being in the movies!

93
00:06:00,359 –> 00:06:03,094
I’m gonna have these puppies
up and running in no time.

94
00:06:03,096 –> 00:06:04,595
You know, for the kids.

95
00:06:04,597 –> 00:06:07,766
– Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
– All right. Bye.

96
00:06:07,768 –> 00:06:09,668
He doesn’t actually have kids,
does he?

97
00:06:09,670 –> 00:06:10,969
No, he does not.

98
00:06:10,971 –> 00:06:13,471
Ooh!

99
00:06:13,473 –> 00:06:15,407
(♪♪♪)

100
00:06:15,409 –> 00:06:18,011
All right, everybody,
let’s make this quick.

101
00:06:19,680 –> 00:06:22,480
You can each pick out a pumpkin
to carve if you want to,

102
00:06:22,482 –> 00:06:24,683
but meet me at
the register in five minutes,

103
00:06:24,685 –> 00:06:25,853
– all right?
– Okay.

104
00:06:26,687 –> 00:06:28,787
Alrighty.

105
00:06:28,789 –> 00:06:30,455
Right here Really?

106
00:06:30,457 –> 00:06:34,996
Yes, here. Everywhere.
It’s called marketing.

107
00:06:38,132 –> 00:06:39,632
Anything you wanna
say to me?

108
00:06:39,634 –> 00:06:43,536
Mom… Mom, I was
working all night. I swear.

109
00:06:43,538 –> 00:06:46,372
I swear,
Tyler just snuck over and…

110
00:06:46,374 –> 00:06:48,441
I’ve just been so stuck
on this essay…

111
00:06:48,443 –> 00:06:50,943
You’re a great writer.
You always have been.

112
00:06:50,945 –> 00:06:53,546
When you have to sum up
your whole life in one essay,

113
00:06:53,548 –> 00:06:55,715
it all just sounds so…

114
00:06:55,717 –> 00:06:57,284
unimpressive.

115
00:06:57,286 –> 00:07:01,722
Honey. I think you’re very
impressive and very capable.

116
00:07:01,724 –> 00:07:02,990
You do?

117
00:07:02,992 –> 00:07:04,324
Thank you.

118
00:07:04,326 –> 00:07:05,692
I do.

119
00:07:05,694 –> 00:07:07,928
Which is why I need you
to watch Sonny and Sam

120
00:07:07,930 –> 00:07:09,696
this week
while I’m working doubles.

121
00:07:09,698 –> 00:07:12,065
Mom! No!
My essay is due Friday.

122
00:07:12,067 –> 00:07:14,701
Sonny’s bigger than me.
He doesn’t need a babysitter.

123
00:07:14,703 –> 00:07:19,173
Ha, ha. Have you seen what he
blows up when he’s supervised?

124
00:07:19,175 –> 00:07:21,842
Hon, I know you’re focused
on getting out of here.

125
00:07:21,844 –> 00:07:23,877
But if I don’t cover
these shifts at work,

126
00:07:23,879 –> 00:07:25,146
I could lose my job.

127
00:07:25,148 –> 00:07:27,683
I need to know
I can count on you.

128
00:07:31,121 –> 00:07:34,088
Okay. Fine.

129
00:07:34,090 –> 00:07:36,557
– Really?
– Yes, really.

130
00:07:36,559 –> 00:07:40,795
Well, you have earned yourself
some corn cushions, little lady.

131
00:07:40,797 –> 00:07:42,096
Really Mom.

132
00:07:42,098 –> 00:07:43,932
(BEEPS)

133
00:07:43,934 –> 00:07:47,202
You’re looking real nice today.

134
00:07:47,204 –> 00:07:51,106
Thank you. Heh, heh.
Blue is very in this year.

135
00:07:51,108 –> 00:07:54,176
– I see you got the memo.
– I guess we’re in the know.

136
00:07:54,178 –> 00:07:55,411
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

137
00:07:55,413 –> 00:07:57,279
Okay. Hey, you know,
the adult diapers

138
00:07:57,281 –> 00:07:59,181
are 2-for-1
if you wanna grab another.

139
00:07:59,183 –> 00:08:01,083
– I just need one today.
– Okay. All right.

140
00:08:01,085 –> 00:08:03,419
I don’t need them.
They’re for the nursing home

141
00:08:03,421 –> 00:08:04,820
– where I work.
– Of course.

142
00:08:04,822 –> 00:08:07,089
– I… I don’t… Heh, heh.
– Hey, no judgment.

143
00:08:07,091 –> 00:08:09,758
– Um, okay. Heh, heh.
– I use a toilet. Heh, heh.

144
00:08:09,760 –> 00:08:13,929
All right. Well, hopefully,
I’ll, uh, see you around soon.

145
00:08:13,931 –> 00:08:16,732
Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for checking me out.

146
00:08:16,734 –> 00:08:19,235
Ringing up my purchases.
You know.

147
00:08:19,237 –> 00:08:20,869
Yes. Yeah. Well, both.

148
00:08:20,871 –> 00:08:23,472
– Yeah. Heh.
– I’ll just get my diapers and go.

149
00:08:23,474 –> 00:08:24,740
Yeah.

150
00:08:24,742 –> 00:08:25,976
Happy Halloween!

151
00:08:25,978 –> 00:08:28,044
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

152
00:08:28,046 –> 00:08:29,948
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

153
00:08:31,950 –> 00:08:33,283
BOY: Yeah, I can help you.

154
00:08:33,285 –> 00:08:34,584
GIRL: Hey, wait up!

155
00:08:34,586 –> 00:08:36,555
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)

156
00:08:38,323 –> 00:08:40,657
Oh, dude,
science fair sign-ups.

157
00:08:40,659 –> 00:08:42,692
If I can just get
my Tesla Tower to work,

158
00:08:42,694 –> 00:08:44,127
easily win. It’d be so cool.

159
00:08:44,129 –> 00:08:45,996
What do you mean?
You’re already cool.

160
00:08:45,998 –> 00:08:49,300
We are treasure hunters.
People respect us around here.

161
00:08:49,302 –> 00:08:51,035
(LAUGHING)

162
00:08:51,037 –> 00:08:52,970
– Ew.
TOMMY: Hey, Junk Bros.

163
00:08:52,972 –> 00:08:56,007
SAM: Spit wads What are you, 9?

164
00:08:56,009 –> 00:08:57,675
What’d you say?

165
00:08:57,677 –> 00:08:59,810
(WHISPERING)
Sam, what are you doing?

166
00:08:59,812 –> 00:09:01,748
I got this.

167
00:09:06,652 –> 00:09:08,353
You know,

168
00:09:08,355 –> 00:09:11,423
we were gonna TP Principal
Harrison’s house tomorrow night.

169
00:09:11,425 –> 00:09:13,258
But now,
I think I’m just gonna spend

170
00:09:13,260 –> 00:09:15,260
the whole night
chasing you guys around.

171
00:09:15,262 –> 00:09:18,196
Hey. Boys,
move it or you’re tardy.

172
00:09:18,198 –> 00:09:19,797
Of course, Ms. Hoover.

173
00:09:19,799 –> 00:09:22,434
I was just extolling
to my good friends Sam and Sonny

174
00:09:22,436 –> 00:09:24,970
my deep love for homework
and all things learning.

175
00:09:24,972 –> 00:09:26,206
Get to class.

176
00:09:30,778 –> 00:09:32,012
Yeah.

177
00:09:32,946 –> 00:09:34,980
What a jerk.

178
00:09:34,982 –> 00:09:36,581
I’d like to check
this book out, please.

179
00:09:36,583 –> 00:09:38,384
And you are…?

180
00:09:38,386 –> 00:09:40,386
Tyler Mitchell.

181
00:09:40,388 –> 00:09:43,922
Okay, Tyler Mitchell.

182
00:09:43,924 –> 00:09:46,325
Oh. Yeah, you have four books

183
00:09:46,327 –> 00:09:48,760
you haven’t returned
since sophomore year.

184
00:09:48,762 –> 00:09:50,729
And your account is frozen.

185
00:09:50,731 –> 00:09:51,998
Damn.

186
00:09:52,000 –> 00:09:53,933
It’s gonna cost 40 bucks
to unfreeze it.

187
00:09:53,935 –> 00:09:55,902
I just spent it
on tickets for us

188
00:09:55,904 –> 00:09:57,937
to see DJ Bisky
at the Den tonight.

189
00:09:57,939 –> 00:10:00,239
You have to come.
You can’t say no.

190
00:10:00,241 –> 00:10:02,509
My way of saying sorry
for getting you busted.

191
00:10:02,511 –> 00:10:04,744
I-I can’t.
My mom is making me

192
00:10:04,746 –> 00:10:07,514
watch my stupid brother
all week and his friend…

193
00:10:07,516 –> 00:10:10,150
Come on. Don’t wait for college
to start having fun.

194
00:10:10,152 –> 00:10:11,552
Show starts at 8.

195
00:10:11,554 –> 00:10:14,654
Get your brother
a babysitter.

196
00:10:14,656 –> 00:10:16,258
(♪♪♪)

197
00:10:21,097 –> 00:10:24,266
Okay. Sam, what do you think?

198
00:10:25,267 –> 00:10:27,434
Nice. Looks just like you.

199
00:10:27,436 –> 00:10:28,804
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

200
00:10:31,107 –> 00:10:32,576
Hello.

201
00:10:34,276 –> 00:10:36,743
Yeah. Yeah, you’re speaking
to a Junk Brother.

202
00:10:36,745 –> 00:10:39,613
Yes, ma’am. This afternoon?

203
00:10:39,615 –> 00:10:41,748
Let me check with my associate.

204
00:10:41,750 –> 00:10:43,750
– Hang up on her.
– This is our opportunity.

205
00:10:43,752 –> 00:10:45,819
– We’re too busy. Stop it.
– We’re doing this.

206
00:10:45,821 –> 00:10:48,490
I have my Tesla Tower project,
I have algebra. No way.

207
00:10:48,492 –> 00:10:50,492
– Fine, fine, fine! Whatever.
– Sam.

208
00:10:50,494 –> 00:10:52,095
All right. Fine.

209
00:10:53,497 –> 00:10:56,231
You are in luck.
Yeah, we can squeeze you in.

210
00:10:56,233 –> 00:10:59,267
24 Ashley Lane?

211
00:10:59,269 –> 00:11:00,835
No, no problem. No problem.

212
00:11:00,837 –> 00:11:04,174
Yeah. Fear not, ma’am.
Junk is our middle name.

213
00:11:05,343 –> 00:11:06,808
(PHONE BEEPS)

214
00:11:06,810 –> 00:11:09,211
“Junk is our…”?
Do you even hear yourself?

215
00:11:09,213 –> 00:11:12,982
Get your shoes on.
It’s time to get rich!

216
00:11:12,984 –> 00:11:15,151
I already have my shoes on.

217
00:11:15,153 –> 00:11:17,088
(♪♪♪)

218
00:11:37,342 –> 00:11:40,544
I guess this is it.
24 Ashley Lane.

219
00:11:40,546 –> 00:11:43,046
Twenty-four is the number
of people murdered here.

220
00:11:43,048 –> 00:11:44,813
All right, Sonny.

221
00:11:44,815 –> 00:11:46,449
Let’s do this.

222
00:11:46,451 –> 00:11:48,353
(CROW CAWING)

223
00:11:57,729 –> 00:12:00,600
Hey. I don’t like the way
those things are looking at us.

224
00:12:03,636 –> 00:12:06,939
We’re treasure hunters, Sonny,
remember. Come on.

225
00:12:20,153 –> 00:12:21,754
(DOOR CREAKS)

226
00:12:27,060 –> 00:12:28,395
Hello?

227
00:12:38,339 –> 00:12:39,506
SONNY: Some treasure.

228
00:12:41,442 –> 00:12:43,310
This place
is definitely haunted.

229
00:12:46,947 –> 00:12:50,182
Dude, there’s more stuff
over here. Come on.

230
00:12:50,184 –> 00:12:53,118
This room’s
even worse.

231
00:12:53,120 –> 00:12:55,287
Come on, Sonny,
it’s not that bad.

232
00:12:55,289 –> 00:12:57,425
There is nothing
to be afraid of.

233
00:12:58,360 –> 00:13:00,360
(BOTH YELL)

234
00:13:00,362 –> 00:13:01,730
(CLEARS THROAT)

235
00:13:06,401 –> 00:13:08,468
SAM: Who stuffs a cat?

236
00:13:08,470 –> 00:13:11,006
How much are they paying us
for this?

237
00:13:12,741 –> 00:13:14,540
(GRUNTS)

238
00:13:14,542 –> 00:13:16,609
Can’t believe you said
we’d work for free.

239
00:13:16,611 –> 00:13:18,278
Not for free.
The lady said

240
00:13:18,280 –> 00:13:20,413
we could keep any junk
we don’t throw away.

241
00:13:20,415 –> 00:13:22,549
Some of that stuff
can have monetary value.

242
00:13:22,551 –> 00:13:24,685
You know what else
has monetary value, Sam?

243
00:13:24,687 –> 00:13:27,222
– Actual money.
– Just start cleaning. Come on.

244
00:13:30,959 –> 00:13:33,594
Found some more stuff
in the attic.

245
00:13:33,596 –> 00:13:36,766
SAM: Okay, what do we got?
– Maybe this is worth something.

246
00:13:40,436 –> 00:13:41,735
It’s stuck.

247
00:13:41,737 –> 00:13:43,272
(GRUNTING)

248
00:13:48,578 –> 00:13:50,480
(♪♪♪)

249
00:13:56,018 –> 00:13:58,320
Dude, I think
we just found a treasure chest!

250
00:13:58,322 –> 00:14:00,455
– Go get it.
– Jackpot!

251
00:14:00,457 –> 00:14:03,191
This is amazing.
It’s like a whole room in here.

252
00:14:03,193 –> 00:14:05,462
I told you.
We come here, we find treasure.

253
00:14:07,964 –> 00:14:10,365
Help me with this.
I bet this thing

254
00:14:10,367 –> 00:14:12,702
is filled with gold
and diamonds and Bitcoins.

255
00:14:12,704 –> 00:14:15,103
Uh, you know Bitcoins
are cryptocurrency, right?

256
00:14:15,105 –> 00:14:17,305
It’s not real coins,
it’s virtual coins.

257
00:14:17,307 –> 00:14:20,175
It’s really cool. It starts
with a process called mining…

258
00:14:20,177 –> 00:14:22,143
Stop being a nerd
for a second and help.

259
00:14:22,145 –> 00:14:24,179
– Yeah, sorry.
– Thank you. Here.

260
00:14:24,181 –> 00:14:27,785
All right. You ready?
Three, two, and…

261
00:14:31,356 –> 00:14:32,523
What?

262
00:14:36,594 –> 00:14:38,461
It’s locked.

263
00:14:38,463 –> 00:14:40,262
Who would lock a book?

264
00:14:40,264 –> 00:14:41,966
Here’s a key.

265
00:14:44,168 –> 00:14:45,635
(BOTH COUGH)

266
00:14:45,637 –> 00:14:47,671
Oh, man.

267
00:14:47,673 –> 00:14:49,374
(GROANS)
(SIGHS)

268
00:14:52,143 –> 00:14:54,176
SAM: Well, what’s in it?

269
00:14:54,178 –> 00:14:56,248
Nothing.
It’s just a beat-up old book.

270
00:14:57,915 –> 00:14:59,685
Doesn’t have a title page.

271
00:15:01,919 –> 00:15:04,321
– So much for treasure.
– Well, look.

272
00:15:04,323 –> 00:15:06,757
We still have all this stuff.
This is a good haul.

273
00:15:06,759 –> 00:15:08,258
Just grab the book anyway.

274
00:15:08,260 –> 00:15:10,427
– It’s gotta be worth something.
– Yeah.

275
00:15:10,429 –> 00:15:12,028
(GASPS)

276
00:15:12,030 –> 00:15:13,932
(♪♪♪)

277
00:15:15,100 –> 00:15:17,704
Sam. Sam, turn around.

278
00:15:19,071 –> 00:15:21,305
(GASPS)

279
00:15:21,307 –> 00:15:23,243
SAM: Where did that come from?

280
00:15:38,658 –> 00:15:42,061
“My name is Slappy.
What’s yours?”

281
00:15:45,365 –> 00:15:48,232
Wait, I think it says something
on the back.

282
00:15:48,234 –> 00:15:52,939
SONNY: “Karru marri odonna
loma molonu karrano.”

283
00:15:56,477 –> 00:15:58,076
He’s so creepy.

284
00:15:58,078 –> 00:16:00,379
It’s kind of like he’s alive.

285
00:16:00,381 –> 00:16:02,080
I don’t think
anything’s been alive

286
00:16:02,082 –> 00:16:03,482
in this house
since that cat.

287
00:16:03,484 –> 00:16:05,617
I mean, look at this place.

288
00:16:05,619 –> 00:16:07,654
– But I’m alive now!
– Aah!

289
00:16:07,656 –> 00:16:10,055
Oh, Sonny, just give me a kiss.
Just one smooch.

290
00:16:10,057 –> 00:16:12,257
– That’s not funny.
– Yes, it is. It’s hilarious.

291
00:16:12,259 –> 00:16:14,326
It’s a business.
We’re running a business.

292
00:16:14,328 –> 00:16:15,662
Take this more seriously.

293
00:16:15,664 –> 00:16:17,397
It’s too easy, Sonny.
Come on, man.

294
00:16:17,399 –> 00:16:18,964
Hey, I’m taking him.

295
00:16:18,966 –> 00:16:20,966
SONNY: Don’t know why
you took that thing.

296
00:16:20,968 –> 00:16:23,101
– What do you mean He’s awesome.
– Whatever.

297
00:16:23,103 –> 00:16:26,773
TOMMY: Hey, it’s the Junk Sisters!

298
00:16:26,775 –> 00:16:28,475
Oh, great.

299
00:16:28,477 –> 00:16:30,977
Well, at least we know
our marketing’s working.

300
00:16:30,979 –> 00:16:33,781
No teacher around
to save you now.

301
00:16:33,783 –> 00:16:36,049
Hey, are you wearing
my old sweater

302
00:16:36,051 –> 00:16:37,283
from my grandma’s yard sale?

303
00:16:37,285 –> 00:16:38,551
(ALL LAUGH)

304
00:16:38,553 –> 00:16:39,689
Leave us alone.

305
00:16:41,056 –> 00:16:42,456
Okay.

306
00:16:42,458 –> 00:16:44,592
Give me back my sweater
and I’ll let you go.

307
00:16:44,594 –> 00:16:45,826
Really?

308
00:16:45,828 –> 00:16:47,430
Unless you want
your face punched.

309
00:16:50,266 –> 00:16:52,335
(SIGHING)
Whatever.

310
00:16:54,871 –> 00:16:56,138
And your box.

311
00:16:59,709 –> 00:17:03,277
Fine. Just take it.

312
00:17:03,279 –> 00:17:04,612
Yo, what we got?

313
00:17:04,614 –> 00:17:06,815
– What’s this?
– Let’s see. Old radio.

314
00:17:06,817 –> 00:17:09,183
BOY 1: Is that a ruler?
BOY 2: That’s a dog toy.

315
00:17:09,185 –> 00:17:11,553
A stupid book.

316
00:17:11,555 –> 00:17:13,320
Wow.

317
00:17:13,322 –> 00:17:15,857
Great business
you guys are running.

318
00:17:15,859 –> 00:17:17,792
Heh. Your turn.

319
00:17:17,794 –> 00:17:20,328
No. No,
I’m not giving you my box.

320
00:17:20,330 –> 00:17:23,465
Sam, just give it to him.
I like my face unpunched.

321
00:17:23,467 –> 00:17:25,536
No way.
We worked for this stuff.

322
00:17:26,603 –> 00:17:28,370
– Hey, Tommy!
TOMMY: Oh!

323
00:17:28,372 –> 00:17:30,105
– Look at that.
– Tommy, give him back!

324
00:17:30,107 –> 00:17:32,607
Want your doll You dress him up
when you get home?

325
00:17:32,609 –> 00:17:34,442
SAM: Tommy, this isn’t funny.

326
00:17:34,444 –> 00:17:35,579
SONNY: Sam…

327
00:17:37,114 –> 00:17:38,548
What the…?

328
00:17:38,550 –> 00:17:39,918
(SAM & SONNY LAUGH)

329
00:17:45,557 –> 00:17:46,724
What is going on?

330
00:17:48,226 –> 00:17:49,659
BOY 1: Tommy, pull up your pants!

331
00:17:49,661 –> 00:17:51,127
They’re stuck.

332
00:17:51,129 –> 00:17:53,362
Thank you very much.
Sonny, we need to go!

333
00:17:53,364 –> 00:17:57,166
Go! Go! Go! No, don’t touch
my underwear! God! Stop!

334
00:17:57,168 –> 00:18:00,102
No! Go get them!
No! Go get them!

335
00:18:00,104 –> 00:18:02,572
– Go!
– Okay, okay, okay!

336
00:18:02,574 –> 00:18:04,475
(♪♪♪)

337
00:18:10,015 –> 00:18:11,748
Better pedal faster!

338
00:18:11,750 –> 00:18:13,050
Oh, no.

339
00:18:13,052 –> 00:18:14,885
Come on,
don’t make it easy for us!

340
00:18:14,887 –> 00:18:16,118
We need to go!

341
00:18:16,120 –> 00:18:17,888
We’re gonna get you, man!

342
00:18:17,890 –> 00:18:19,291
They’re gaining on us!

343
00:18:21,360 –> 00:18:22,494
Faster!

344
00:18:26,599 –> 00:18:28,100
(ALL GRUNT)

345
00:18:31,537 –> 00:18:34,204
(ALL GROANING)

346
00:18:34,206 –> 00:18:37,075
– What just happened?
– I have no idea.

347
00:18:37,077 –> 00:18:40,044
Get back here, you two!

348
00:18:40,046 –> 00:18:42,914
Ah.
Why does this keep happening?

349
00:18:42,916 –> 00:18:45,416
Sarah!
You won’t believe what happened.

350
00:18:45,418 –> 00:18:47,185
You are never
going to believe this.

351
00:18:47,187 –> 00:18:49,420
We were in this crazy,
abandoned, creepy house

352
00:18:49,422 –> 00:18:51,789
and found this fireplace,
which had a cat on it I twisted.

353
00:18:51,791 –> 00:18:54,059
It went to a secret
compartment that opened.

354
00:18:54,061 –> 00:18:55,727
Then there was a treasure chest.

355
00:18:55,729 –> 00:18:58,897
Okay, but long story short,
we found…

356
00:18:58,899 –> 00:19:00,600
this guy!

357
00:19:02,168 –> 00:19:03,434
Th-this guy.

358
00:19:03,436 –> 00:19:05,738
This… guy.

359
00:19:05,740 –> 00:19:09,341
Wow. It’s like you’re actively
trying not to be cool.

360
00:19:09,343 –> 00:19:12,611
Here. Mom specifically said
you should fold the laundry.

361
00:19:12,613 –> 00:19:16,118
I’ll be in my room if you
need me, but do not need me.

362
00:19:20,655 –> 00:19:22,488
Hey, Sarah?

363
00:19:22,490 –> 00:19:25,591
This specifically says you are
supposed to fold the laundry.

364
00:19:25,593 –> 00:19:26,826
(DOOR CLOSES)

365
00:19:26,828 –> 00:19:28,094
Sarah.

366
00:19:28,096 –> 00:19:30,096
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

367
00:19:30,098 –> 00:19:31,765
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

368
00:19:31,767 –> 00:19:33,600
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

369
00:19:33,602 –> 00:19:40,340
I spend all the time
Waiting at night for you

370
00:19:40,342 –> 00:19:43,643
What am I doing?

371
00:19:43,645 –> 00:19:46,279
SONNY: We already banned jumping.

372
00:19:46,281 –> 00:19:49,616
SAM: I banned sucking, yet here you are.
Now, come on.

373
00:19:49,618 –> 00:19:52,752
Hey! Yes!

374
00:19:52,754 –> 00:19:54,187
Yes!

375
00:19:54,189 –> 00:19:55,655
It’s 4 to 1.
Why are you celebrating?

376
00:19:55,657 –> 00:19:57,792
Scoring is a reason
for celebration.

377
00:19:57,794 –> 00:19:59,894
SARAH: Bye, I’m leaving!

378
00:19:59,896 –> 00:20:02,496
– Where you going?
– Out. I’ll be back by 10.

379
00:20:02,498 –> 00:20:04,498
If Mom calls,
tell her I’m in the shower.

380
00:20:04,500 –> 00:20:07,068
You were gonna help me
with my science presentation.

381
00:20:07,070 –> 00:20:08,335
There’s two dummies
on the couch.

382
00:20:08,337 –> 00:20:09,570
Practice on one of them.

383
00:20:09,572 –> 00:20:11,338
Ouch.

384
00:20:11,340 –> 00:20:13,240
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

385
00:20:13,242 –> 00:20:15,179
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

386
00:20:17,014 –> 00:20:18,916
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

387
00:20:44,142 –> 00:20:45,275
Tyler!

388
00:20:59,524 –> 00:21:01,793
(DANCE MUSIC FADES INTO BACKGROUND)

389
00:21:08,099 –> 00:21:11,002
(♪♪♪)

390
00:21:25,151 –> 00:21:26,317
(SIGHS)

391
00:21:36,462 –> 00:21:37,797
(ENGINE STARTS)

392
00:21:43,270 –> 00:21:45,604
SAM: All right, there we go.

393
00:21:48,809 –> 00:21:51,144
Okay. And…

394
00:21:53,312 –> 00:21:58,149
Sergeant, your orders
are to guard this porch.

395
00:21:58,151 –> 00:22:00,351
It was more than
a hundred years ago

396
00:22:00,353 –> 00:22:02,620
when Nikola Tesla
first lit up the sky

397
00:22:02,622 –> 00:22:04,256
over Wardenclyffe, New York.

398
00:22:04,258 –> 00:22:05,990
Tesla wanted to create a world

399
00:22:05,992 –> 00:22:07,826
where anything
could be transmitted

400
00:22:07,828 –> 00:22:09,327
through giant electric towers:

401
00:22:09,329 –> 00:22:13,531
Power, sound,
maybe even brain waves.

402
00:22:13,533 –> 00:22:16,501
It was like
the original Wi-Fi.

403
00:22:16,503 –> 00:22:20,840
But suddenly and mysteriously,
he shut down his lab in 1908.

404
00:22:20,842 –> 00:22:23,609
His tower
never lit up the sky again.

405
00:22:23,611 –> 00:22:24,844
Until…

406
00:22:24,846 –> 00:22:26,111
today!

407
00:22:26,113 –> 00:22:27,682
May I have a volunteer?

408
00:22:28,783 –> 00:22:30,783
You, sir, in the gray suit.

409
00:22:30,785 –> 00:22:34,355
Hold this
and prepare to be amazed.

410
00:22:35,990 –> 00:22:37,489
I present to you all:

411
00:22:37,491 –> 00:22:38,659
Tesla!

412
00:22:41,964 –> 00:22:43,298
(POWER WHINES)

413
00:22:45,033 –> 00:22:46,500
(SIGHS)

414
00:22:49,537 –> 00:22:51,605
Don’t give me that look.

415
00:22:51,607 –> 00:22:53,807
I’m trying
to bring back your tower.

416
00:22:53,809 –> 00:22:55,141
(♪♪♪)

417
00:22:55,143 –> 00:22:57,177
SLAPPY: Bravo.

418
00:22:57,179 –> 00:23:00,981
I, for one, think it’s
an electrifying presentation.

419
00:23:00,983 –> 00:23:02,718
(CACKLES)

420
00:23:05,053 –> 00:23:08,124
Sam. I’m not
gonna fall for that again.

421
00:23:09,825 –> 00:23:12,059
Ha-ha-ha. Very funny.

422
00:23:12,061 –> 00:23:13,727
It’s like a microphone?

423
00:23:13,729 –> 00:23:16,429
You’re talking through
your cell phone or something?

424
00:23:16,431 –> 00:23:19,200
Sam.
Sam, it’s a stupid prank.

425
00:23:19,202 –> 00:23:21,738
You ever heard
of personal space Mm!

426
00:23:27,510 –> 00:23:28,878
(GRUNTS)

427
00:23:32,081 –> 00:23:33,881
How are you talking
to me right now?

428
00:23:33,883 –> 00:23:38,086
You brought me to life.
Don’t you remember, Sonny?

429
00:23:38,088 –> 00:23:39,854
– Sam?
SAM: What?

430
00:23:39,856 –> 00:23:41,722
What’s the problem?

431
00:23:41,724 –> 00:23:43,424
Just come up here. Please.

432
00:23:43,426 –> 00:23:45,593
Dude, I told you,
I don’t care about Tesla.

433
00:23:45,595 –> 00:23:47,729
– Right now, Sam.
SAM: Fine!

434
00:23:47,731 –> 00:23:50,065
I’ve always wanted a brother.

435
00:23:50,067 –> 00:23:52,434
Please don’t try
to educate me on Tesla.

436
00:23:52,436 –> 00:23:57,541
Hello, Sam. Thank you for saving
me from that moron today.

437
00:23:58,609 –> 00:24:00,343
Oh, he’s battery-operated.

438
00:24:00,345 –> 00:24:02,544
(WHISPERING) No, no, no.
Sam, Sam, he’s alive.

439
00:24:02,546 –> 00:24:04,613
SLAPPY: Sorry for what
happened with Tommy.

440
00:24:04,615 –> 00:24:07,749
I guess you could say
he got hosed.

441
00:24:07,751 –> 00:24:10,219
(CACKLES)

442
00:24:10,221 –> 00:24:11,988
– That was you?
SLAPPY: Yep.

443
00:24:11,990 –> 00:24:16,592
And now that we’re family,
we can be brothers!

444
00:24:16,594 –> 00:24:18,930
I think I’d make
a great Junk Brother.

445
00:24:20,498 –> 00:24:23,499
Right. Just a sec. Sidebar.

446
00:24:23,501 –> 00:24:24,801
Are we losing our minds?

447
00:24:24,803 –> 00:24:26,736
I don’t think
we can at the same time.

448
00:24:26,738 –> 00:24:28,071
Okay, but just to clarify,

449
00:24:28,073 –> 00:24:29,806
we’re talking
to a puppet right now.

450
00:24:29,808 –> 00:24:31,042
Yeah.

451
00:24:32,744 –> 00:24:34,347
Maybe he’s alive.

452
00:24:36,581 –> 00:24:40,317
Of course I’m alive!
Heh-heh-heh.

453
00:24:40,319 –> 00:24:44,154
And I can make
all your problems go away.

454
00:24:44,156 –> 00:24:47,360
Didn’t your sister tell you
to fold the laundry?

455
00:24:50,496 –> 00:24:53,831
There. Now you have time
to do your homework.

456
00:24:53,833 –> 00:24:57,134
Oh, what’s that You don’t want
to do your homework?

457
00:24:57,136 –> 00:24:59,638
That’s okay.
I just did it for you.

458
00:25:01,640 –> 00:25:03,542
(♪♪♪)

459
00:25:06,779 –> 00:25:08,612
You know algebra?

460
00:25:08,614 –> 00:25:10,514
A squared
plus B squared equals

461
00:25:10,516 –> 00:25:12,549
of course! Heh, heh.

462
00:25:12,551 –> 00:25:15,887
This is amazing.
It’s all correct.

463
00:25:15,889 –> 00:25:17,856
So you can change
all of our grades.

464
00:25:17,858 –> 00:25:21,327
I can only change
the things right in front of me.

465
00:25:21,329 –> 00:25:24,931
But whatever I see,
I can bring to life.

466
00:25:26,367 –> 00:25:29,368
Karru marri odonna loma

467
00:25:29,370 –> 00:25:33,239
molonu karrano.

468
00:25:33,241 –> 00:25:35,673
ANNOUNCER: Round one. Fight!

469
00:25:35,675 –> 00:25:39,011
(BOTH SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

470
00:25:39,013 –> 00:25:40,481
(BOTH GRUNTING)

471
00:25:42,283 –> 00:25:43,949
SONNY: That is awesome.

472
00:25:43,951 –> 00:25:47,787
I will never question
picking up junk again.

473
00:25:47,789 –> 00:25:49,955
Wait until Mom
and Sarah find out.

474
00:25:49,957 –> 00:25:51,223
(GROANS)

475
00:25:51,225 –> 00:25:53,025
SLAPPY: Slow your roll there, kid.

476
00:25:53,027 –> 00:25:56,562
Let’s just keep this
our little secret for now.

477
00:25:56,564 –> 00:26:00,666
Give me a chance
to win them over first.

478
00:26:00,668 –> 00:26:02,536
(CACKLES)

479
00:26:02,538 –> 00:26:04,905
(CAR NOISES PLAYING OVER TV)

480
00:26:04,907 –> 00:26:08,008
SLAPPY: Ah, you’re terrible at this.
Heh-heh-heh.

481
00:26:08,010 –> 00:26:10,043
I’m literally crushing you
right now.

482
00:26:10,045 –> 00:26:12,345
Can’t believe you’re losing
to a puppet.

483
00:26:12,347 –> 00:26:15,550
Right. And I’m not
even using my magical powers.

484
00:26:15,552 –> 00:26:16,718
– Heh. Hm?
(DOOR SLAMS)

485
00:26:21,857 –> 00:26:23,623
Back so soon?

486
00:26:23,625 –> 00:26:25,460
– Don’t ask.
SONNY: Are you okay?

487
00:26:25,462 –> 00:26:27,627
– What happened?
– What happened?

488
00:26:27,629 –> 00:26:30,730
Well, turns out the guy I liked
is a total scumbag.

489
00:26:30,732 –> 00:26:33,234
Mom expects me to run
this entire house by myself.

490
00:26:33,236 –> 00:26:35,570
And if I don’t figure out
this essay by Friday,

491
00:26:35,572 –> 00:26:39,075
I’m never getting out of this
town. So no, I’m not okay.

492
00:26:43,213 –> 00:26:45,148
Why are you guys
acting so weird?

493
00:26:46,182 –> 00:26:47,416
– Us?
– Nothing.

494
00:26:47,418 –> 00:26:48,850
SAM: No reason at all. Mm-hm.

495
00:26:48,852 –> 00:26:50,519
I’m working
on my science project.

496
00:26:50,521 –> 00:26:52,687
– We’re just playing video games.
– Just us two.

497
00:26:52,689 –> 00:26:55,022
– Nobody else.
SONNY: Mm-hm.

498
00:26:55,024 –> 00:26:56,924
I’m going to bed.

499
00:26:56,926 –> 00:26:58,262
Good night.

500
00:26:59,463 –> 00:27:01,398
(♪♪♪)

501
00:27:03,934 –> 00:27:05,402
Who just said that?

502
00:27:06,737 –> 00:27:08,203
– Me!
– Sam.

503
00:27:08,205 –> 00:27:09,606
(IN RASPY VOICE)
Good night.

504
00:27:09,608 –> 00:27:11,373
SONNY: It’s a new thing we’re doing.

505
00:27:11,375 –> 00:27:13,375
(IN RASPY VOICE) Good night.
Good night.

506
00:27:13,377 –> 00:27:15,277
– Hit the hay.
SONNY: Good night, Sarah.

507
00:27:15,279 –> 00:27:17,514
Night-night.

508
00:27:17,516 –> 00:27:19,748
(NORMALLY)
That is not cool, Slappy.

509
00:27:19,750 –> 00:27:21,286
(CHUCKLES)

510
00:27:25,190 –> 00:27:27,058
(♪♪♪)

511
00:27:42,874 –> 00:27:44,743
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

512
00:28:20,180 –> 00:28:22,049
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

513
00:28:29,722 –> 00:28:32,390
What the hell?

514
00:28:32,392 –> 00:28:36,061
– Ugh. God, they are such tools.
TYLER: Boo!

515
00:28:36,063 –> 00:28:38,863
(GASPS, THEN CHUCKLES)

516
00:28:38,865 –> 00:28:41,567
Missed you at the show
last night.

517
00:28:41,569 –> 00:28:44,403
Bet you did. You have fun?

518
00:28:44,405 –> 00:28:46,572
It was okay.
A bunch of us just hanging out.

519
00:28:46,574 –> 00:28:48,073
Totally casual.

520
00:28:48,075 –> 00:28:49,577
Right.

521
00:28:51,579 –> 00:28:53,913
– What’s with the dummy?
– Oh, him?

522
00:28:53,915 –> 00:28:56,182
We were just hanging out.

523
00:28:56,184 –> 00:28:58,186
Totally casual.

524
00:29:02,557 –> 00:29:04,459
(♪♪♪)

525
00:29:15,671 –> 00:29:17,571
(LOCK CLICKS)

526
00:29:17,573 –> 00:29:18,741
Fly, little ghost.

527
00:29:23,912 –> 00:29:26,980
Hey, whoever that is, can you
toss me up some more string?

528
00:29:26,982 –> 00:29:28,417
SLAPPY: Sure.

529
00:29:33,289 –> 00:29:34,555
(SCOFFS)

530
00:29:34,557 –> 00:29:37,124
Okay.

531
00:29:37,126 –> 00:29:39,926
That’s hilarious.

532
00:29:39,928 –> 00:29:41,329
Sarah?

533
00:29:41,331 –> 00:29:42,764
(SLAPPY CLEARS THROAT)

534
00:29:42,766 –> 00:29:45,832
Oh! Hey, hey, hey,
not funny, not funny.

535
00:29:45,834 –> 00:29:47,834
Sarah, stop fooling around.

536
00:29:47,836 –> 00:29:51,508
I’d say you’re the one
fooling around.

537
00:29:52,942 –> 00:29:54,375
How are you talking?

538
00:29:54,377 –> 00:29:57,412
I love the theater.

539
00:29:57,414 –> 00:30:00,749
I always bring down the house.

540
00:30:00,751 –> 00:30:02,319
(CACKLES)

541
00:30:04,087 –> 00:30:06,555
Wait, no! What are you doing?
What are you doing?

542
00:30:06,557 –> 00:30:08,156
Tell me, Tyler.

543
00:30:08,158 –> 00:30:10,960
What does it say
on that top step?

544
00:30:12,263 –> 00:30:15,097
Uh… It’s not a step?

545
00:30:15,099 –> 00:30:16,931
Maybe you’ll remember that

546
00:30:16,933 –> 00:30:21,205
the next time you
step out of line with my sister.

547
00:30:23,107 –> 00:30:25,744
(YELLS, THEN GROANS)

548
00:30:32,316 –> 00:30:34,684
It was a puppet, man.
It was a puppet.

549
00:30:34,686 –> 00:30:36,686
It had these
supernatural powers.

550
00:30:36,688 –> 00:30:38,722
He could move things
with his mind.

551
00:30:38,724 –> 00:30:40,190
I swear.

552
00:30:40,192 –> 00:30:42,492
She knows! Ask her.
It was in her locker.

553
00:30:42,494 –> 00:30:45,462
Please tell him real quick.
Sarah, tell him!

554
00:30:45,464 –> 00:30:47,664
It’s just the meds
kicking in, sir.

555
00:30:47,666 –> 00:30:49,699
Last guy said he saw a dragon.

556
00:30:49,701 –> 00:30:51,701
It wasn’t a dragon.
It was a puppet.

557
00:30:51,703 –> 00:30:53,638
(♪♪♪)

558
00:31:01,179 –> 00:31:03,012
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

559
00:31:03,014 –> 00:31:04,684
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

560
00:31:07,152 –> 00:31:09,953
Nikola Tesla
constructed this tower

561
00:31:09,955 –> 00:31:12,123
right here in Wardenclyffe,
New York

562
00:31:12,125 –> 00:31:14,825
to beam bolts of electricity
across the world.

563
00:31:14,827 –> 00:31:16,360
And today…

564
00:31:16,362 –> 00:31:19,630
we are going
to beam bolts of electricity

565
00:31:19,632 –> 00:31:21,565
across this classroom.

566
00:31:21,567 –> 00:31:24,535
Someone beam me
out of this classroom.

567
00:31:24,537 –> 00:31:26,838
(STUDENTS CHUCKLE)

568
00:31:26,840 –> 00:31:29,273
May I have a volunteer?

569
00:31:29,275 –> 00:31:31,676
You, ma’am,
in the pink sweater.

570
00:31:31,678 –> 00:31:34,912
Hold that and prepare
to be amazed.

571
00:31:34,914 –> 00:31:36,715
Behold:

572
00:31:36,717 –> 00:31:39,153
The power of Tesla.

573
00:31:40,521 –> 00:31:42,423
(♪♪♪)

574
00:31:54,034 –> 00:31:55,737
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

575
00:32:00,073 –> 00:32:02,577
Mr. Quinn, unplug that now!

576
00:32:03,678 –> 00:32:04,813
(SHRIEKS)

577
00:32:07,114 –> 00:32:08,750
(STUDENTS CLAMORING)

578
00:32:11,453 –> 00:32:12,754
(POWER WHINES)</